Men, What's The Most Hurtful Thing A Girl Has Ever Said To You? (r/AskReddit)

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  • @edwin4625
    @edwin4625 5 років тому +25871

    "Hey do you mind if I kiss you? It's a dare." -"It was something about how quickly her words lifted me to cloud nine and then dropped me back to reality." I genuinely felt bad for this dude.

    • @giannis5868
      @giannis5868 5 років тому +1597

      "sorry, I can't or else I would be in jail for harassing animals"

    • @thefallen9805
      @thefallen9805 5 років тому +762

      I knew how that dude felt since I went through something similar back in middle school. Essentially it was just another stupid game.

    • @hourglassesandphatasses
      @hourglassesandphatasses 5 років тому +1215

      When he said he just wanted to disappear after everyone starts laughing, knowing full well he was being made into a joke at his own expense... Poor bloke

    • @cat11112222
      @cat11112222 5 років тому +564

      Hey it’s ok pal I know how you feel too man.
      3 months of Sophomore year of highschooI was fat 5’7 and 240 pounds but I was always cheerful friendly guy.
      My friend dated a upperclassmen who hung out by his locker often let’s call her Emma . I was always nice to her and in general but we didn’t really know each other. I went to my friend because he was giving me a ride home and he was talking to his gf and we are locker buddies. I tell him he can go to the car I’m just getting my stuff. He walks to his car waiting for me.
      His gf walks up to me and says “your Bryan right?” I say yes and she says oh really my friend mariah was talking to me earlier and she gave you a compliment (Mariah was a senior cheerleader captain, super pretty, smart, tons of friends far beyond my League is and understatement).
      I was super shocked because ive never receive compliment before especially from the school super star who I never talked to before) I asked what she say and Emma said “ I bet that Bryan guy is really nice guy he always so kind to you and people in general” It wasn’t much but that made me so unbelievably happy since I was a guy who was made fun of every once in a while.
      The happiness only lasted 5 seconds because a couple upperclassmen heard and they started laughing saying “of course she only said that look at yourself” and they just kept insulting me and like 2 people joined them. Called me fat hairy stupid ugly smelly disgusting. They said she probably felt bad and it wasn’t real compliment.
      we were in the very front of the school exist and there was only couple people in the hall so I just walked away. Insults never bothered me before and I always consider myself to thick skin even now. but all I wanted was cry where no one can see me. Walked to my friends car holding back my tears on the way and he asked me what happened. I just said I was tired and I think when I got home I didn’t eat and just slept until I had to get ready for school the next day. Those upperclassmen never said anything to me again or really bothered me again but it was an absolutely awful experience and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone else
      I have since then lost almost 80 pounds and I’m much happier now and that was about 6 years ago and even though it’s petty It makes me feel so so SO damn good that I’m the best shape of my life rn while my old bullies have all let them selves go

    • @hadibrahimkhank5698
      @hadibrahimkhank5698 5 років тому +22

      Same bro

  • @datboirandom9618
    @datboirandom9618 4 роки тому +9551

    Had a girl tell me “your like my soulmate, but like as a friend soulmate.” I got friend zoned on a spiritual level.

    • @nahueeiglesias6088
      @nahueeiglesias6088 4 роки тому +111

      Ohhhhh this has happened to me too. I feel your pain

    • @GodofHatred
      @GodofHatred 4 роки тому +163

      Can we get an F in the chat.

    • @mahammubasher855
      @mahammubasher855 4 роки тому +102

      F in the chat

    • @zeusery9559
      @zeusery9559 4 роки тому +93

      The hell is a friend soul mate isn't that just a bff but in a different saying

    • @shellydas1416
      @shellydas1416 4 роки тому +34

      F

  • @Cpt35
    @Cpt35 4 роки тому +7200

    “You’re too short”
    I’m 5’11 and she was 5’2. I never been so confused and offended at the same time.

    • @caomhan84
      @caomhan84 4 роки тому +1243

      I'm 5'7 and was rejected by a girl who was 4'11 because she "only dated guys over 6 feet." So....yeah. I've been there.

    • @MrMCLovin767
      @MrMCLovin767 4 роки тому +596

      Lonzo Ball Lmfao I'm the same height as you. how tf is it that a girl who's 5'2 says you're short but a girl I know who's 5'6 considers me tall

    • @Cpt35
      @Cpt35 4 роки тому +359

      JUKESTUBE
      No idea man but the girl ended up dating a guy who was like 6’3, 6’4. I guess that’s the height she wanted in a guy.

    • @MrMCLovin767
      @MrMCLovin767 4 роки тому +367

      Lonzo Ball that female is trippin bro. Most girls would consider you “tall”

    • @futurestarplayer6896
      @futurestarplayer6896 4 роки тому +24

      Lonzo Ball lmao wtf

  • @apotheases
    @apotheases 3 роки тому +2126

    "You're a loser, a joke, a pest, and no woman will ever want you"-Girl in high school after she found out that I had a crush on her.

    • @Jofan614
      @Jofan614 3 роки тому +256

      hope she gets super karma

    • @apotheases
      @apotheases 3 роки тому +469

      @@Jofan614 Oh she did. She got knocked up when she was 17 and a high school senior. Basically married then divorced a high school jock who she really wanted.

    • @oneboredfool9578
      @oneboredfool9578 3 роки тому +189

      @@apotheases Oof entire life went out the window quick

    • @thebeyonder8814
      @thebeyonder8814 3 роки тому +40

      @@apotheases knocked up??

    • @27Bayleefs
      @27Bayleefs 3 роки тому +150

      @@thebeyonder8814 Basically saying she got pregnant.

  • @cemosmansavas4850
    @cemosmansavas4850 5 років тому +2862

    *Guy hugging the girl and saying everythin will be alright*
    Girl:Now I know what it must feel like to be you
    Guy: *Bruh*

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 5 років тому +304

      "Fuck this shit I'm out."

    • @GuardianDarkAngel
      @GuardianDarkAngel 5 років тому +107

      I feel this in the deeper parts of my voided soul

    • @longjawnsilva8877
      @longjawnsilva8877 5 років тому +189

      That was savagely disrespectful

    • @Blackjesus327
      @Blackjesus327 5 років тому +118

      Harvard University his dumb ass probably stayed hugging her

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 5 років тому +40

      blackjesus 327 judging from the lack of additional story I wouldn’t be surprised

  • @ejej_shej7958
    @ejej_shej7958 5 років тому +2602

    My heart shattered when the first guy said "her words lifted me to cloud nine and then dropped me back to reality" 😭

    • @ethanthereenactorguy4829
      @ethanthereenactorguy4829 5 років тому +39

      And its the same shit that people like me deal with eeveryday. Being ugly and fat is hard. Its even harder when all you dream of is to take the girl of your dreams to red square.

    • @flowscs6835
      @flowscs6835 5 років тому +22

      @@ethanthereenactorguy4829 Go to the gym and get to a size that you like. You gotta be motivated when you look at yourself not depressed. And when it comes to what you think of your attractiveness you just gotta learn to like how you look.

    • @jakubrogacz6829
      @jakubrogacz6829 5 років тому +19

      @@komrade_kam If you are a woman then yes you will get looooots of guys waanting to use u there. If you are a men buy a dog they are more loyal

    • @3ball260
      @3ball260 5 років тому +1

      @@ethanthereenactorguy4829 Isn't red square infront of the Kremlin in russia.

    • @ethanthereenactorguy4829
      @ethanthereenactorguy4829 5 років тому

      @@3ball260 yes

  • @theduke7539
    @theduke7539 5 років тому +4035

    The dude who was the dare should have said no. Sure you wouldn't get the kiss, but the appall on her face of being rejected would be worth it.

    • @whatsup5914
      @whatsup5914 5 років тому +60

      @mentlegen why would you say yes the whole dare is based on the fact that they are insulting you in a way at least that's how it seems to me

    • @deimilepetkeviciute9320
      @deimilepetkeviciute9320 5 років тому +120

      @@whatsup5914,, would You mind",, Yes" it means no to kiss, if You say ,, no" it means yes,, no, I dont mind".

    • @whatsup5914
      @whatsup5914 5 років тому +44

      @@deimilepetkeviciute9320 awl shit took me a sec to realize that even after reading your comment thanks

    • @deimilepetkeviciute9320
      @deimilepetkeviciute9320 5 років тому +16

      @@whatsup5914 np.

    • @Braithekaikiller
      @Braithekaikiller 5 років тому +26

      that made me tear dude... too sad

  • @angelalvz2568
    @angelalvz2568 3 роки тому +958

    One time, a coworker in my job was crying over her breakout with her boyfriend, I came to reassure her and she answered to me by telling me "What would you know? You've never had a girlfriend..."
    I just left her on the spot

    • @karen5916
      @karen5916 3 роки тому +178

      Coaches don’t play, is all I have to say

    • @DilloRanger
      @DilloRanger 3 роки тому +191

      I salute that chick… with one finger… my middle finger.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 роки тому +96

      @@DilloRanger I shall join your salute

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 3 роки тому +41

      Tbf people say things that are overly rude or mean when they’re pretty upset, but judging from this comment she didn’t apologize afterwards so eh

    • @datboy038
      @datboy038 3 роки тому +24

      @@Ismael-kc3ry tbf that means jack shit in reality.

  • @sabotage7369
    @sabotage7369 5 років тому +5532

    really depressing but the music is pretty upbeat

    • @arsenalarifmohd
      @arsenalarifmohd 5 років тому +133

      Balance as all thing should be 😢

    • @mejiagrey830
      @mejiagrey830 5 років тому +27

      @@arsenalarifmohd Thanos.... You Monster

    • @jrkiller3615
      @jrkiller3615 5 років тому +40

      I mean, thats what kirby's epic yarn is for.

    • @christsfeir501
      @christsfeir501 5 років тому +2

      The word you're looking for is upbrah

    • @ChibiCookiexX
      @ChibiCookiexX 5 років тому +5

      Lmfao basically my life in a nutshell😂😂😂

  • @magyarihunor8990
    @magyarihunor8990 5 років тому +8057

    To all of my dudes out there whos got rejected because of their skin color/height, sometimes the bullet does you a favor and dodges you

    • @ivyme5783
      @ivyme5783 4 роки тому +341

      Well everyone has the right of preference

    • @caseysweet775
      @caseysweet775 4 роки тому +358

      I had a girlfriend with a height preference. We were not very intimate. Who she was intimate with were her two "bum" baby daddies by her description and the parolee who had an agg. assault domestic violence and stalking record. Yes he was 6 feet. Yes he beat her. Yeah, she slept with him within 2 weeks of him being our of prison. He is in prison for a parole violation. He still knows where she lives. She broke up with me before Thanksgiving. (I guess I wasn't good enough for her family's Thanksgiving to her, but I guess he was last year). She tried to get back, but I was like, "nah".
      The height preference thing does not pay off for 'nice girls'.

    • @Wolf-ey8nr
      @Wolf-ey8nr 4 роки тому +171

      @CantOutRunADuck Talk about an appeal to nature fallacy, but okay

    • @thearshadmahmud
      @thearshadmahmud 4 роки тому +25

      I literally clapped at this. This was deep bro.

    • @ChefDuJour78
      @ChefDuJour78 4 роки тому +133

      To all of my sisters out there whos got rejected because of weight/looks, sometimes the bullet does you a favor and dodges you.” .... If men are allowed to have preferences, then so are women. 😎

  • @sl1003
    @sl1003 4 роки тому +1736

    "You used to be so handsome when you were a kid, where did I go wrong?"
    Yeah I don't talk much to my mother anymore.

    • @mrpuss2519
      @mrpuss2519 3 роки тому +293

      "it s your gene kicked in, mom. Thanks alot!"

    • @porassrivastava8242
      @porassrivastava8242 3 роки тому +43

      Lollll mommy issues gang🤟

    • @accurategamer7085
      @accurategamer7085 3 роки тому +51

      Where did you go wrong? Maybe if dad decided to marry someone else.

    • @CHAZZPRINCETON
      @CHAZZPRINCETON 3 роки тому +61

      @@porassrivastava8242 I'm Asian and my mother makes our house look as depressing as North Korea

    • @MyNameisRevenant
      @MyNameisRevenant 3 роки тому +4

      @@CHAZZPRINCETON damn, for real?

  • @dermittelfinger5903
    @dermittelfinger5903 3 роки тому +898

    "Why dont boys just shoot their shot, the worst she can say is no"
    Reality: I would rather get burned alive than be seen with you somewhere.

    • @Alvin_Vivian
      @Alvin_Vivian 3 роки тому +61

      You're lucky if she doesn't like you and just tells you "no" lol.

    • @adambaker6794
      @adambaker6794 3 роки тому +16

      Legit though lmao, no one stops at Friggin no anymore

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 2 роки тому +8

      On a much lighter note, one time Rodney Dangerfield was doing stand up at his own comedy club. Someone in the audience was taking pictures and Rodney said, "No pictures, please! I don't want to be seen here!"
      I tell ya, the guy gets no respect!

    • @dudethatcouldcareless8375
      @dudethatcouldcareless8375 2 роки тому +6

      Fufill her dream, Bring the torches.

    • @lukethelegend9705
      @lukethelegend9705 2 роки тому +3

      The former can be arranged, then.

  • @alcanalimposible
    @alcanalimposible 4 роки тому +1694

    "I want a boyfriend like you!"
    "i am like me!"
    "Yeah, but I want one who isn't ugly"

    • @llarmstrong783
      @llarmstrong783 4 роки тому +51

      damn! She actually said that?

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 4 роки тому +41

      Man,that cruel

    • @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y
      @daniel-zh9nj6yn6y 4 роки тому +130

      But now you're married to Android 18, everything turned out allright.

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 4 роки тому +20

      Now, now, dear don't be a hypocrite. I'd like the same with an actual personality.

    • @Nicoisbestboi
      @Nicoisbestboi 4 роки тому +4

      Hi Krillin

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 4 роки тому +2944

    "Boys don't let themselves be vulnerable"
    It's a real mystery why that is

    • @adamthearmadillo8894
      @adamthearmadillo8894 3 роки тому +64

      @@tyrellwilson9334 the fu.....

    • @bhargavkhazarika5116
      @bhargavkhazarika5116 3 роки тому +93

      @@tyrellwilson9334 Same bro

    • @arielleofisrael9384
      @arielleofisrael9384 3 роки тому +27

      here y'all go blaming women for your emotional problems

    • @weegeeboi2063
      @weegeeboi2063 3 роки тому +302

      @@arielleofisrael9384 if you watched the video you'd know why

    • @brownie6933
      @brownie6933 3 роки тому +249

      @@arielleofisrael9384 here u go being a bitch behind a screen

  • @milkyjuice646
    @milkyjuice646 5 років тому +13104

    Girls: "You can't talk about how fat we are, it's disrespectful"
    Girls when they see a short man: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

    • @Rqyal
      @Rqyal 5 років тому +687

      Shrek- Senpai facts bro

    • @truindividual
      @truindividual 5 років тому +1125

      @@Rqyal BoDY ShaMING iS WrONg

    • @truindividual
      @truindividual 5 років тому +424

      @Aderiler facts

    • @alexisortizgil5446
      @alexisortizgil5446 5 років тому +754

      Aderiler
      I am a woman and I approve this message.

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 5 років тому +469

      I wish girls like that jump face first into a plane propeller.

  • @ciliary_deathband
    @ciliary_deathband 3 роки тому +225

    "If you want people to care about you, than you should open up."
    *Opens up*
    "No one cares, why do you think anyone wants to hear about that?"

    • @KeiTh0r
      @KeiTh0r 3 роки тому +1

      "bitch you or else you wouldn't have said anything in the first place.🗿"

    • @mediocre3400
      @mediocre3400 2 роки тому +3

      shit, i felt that too on spiritual level

    • @giornogiovannax4124
      @giornogiovannax4124 3 місяці тому

      who tf even believed that bull in the first place??

  • @GuardianDarkAngel
    @GuardianDarkAngel 5 років тому +959

    "Why are you hurt, you shouldn't let anyone mean this much to you"
    Together for a year and this is the response. Sad.

    • @christophermontes24
      @christophermontes24 5 років тому +33

      I mean she aint wrong

    • @Endoptic
      @Endoptic 5 років тому +3

      Dating past about high school level, especially early, is slotting in and out, according to mood. Fun times. Analyzing several sources suggest most guys don't even date till college but won't admit it. Funner times. Sewer/junkyard, everywhere. If you even do platonic, there's also the way "friends" statistically "works" past childhood. I'd say funniest time, but that's not a shared experience since kids always sucked, and men, including the honorary great majority of women, are emotionally vacuous at best.

    • @Set-vt
      @Set-vt 5 років тому +127

      Christopher Montes what’s the point of being in a relationship if you’re not going to hold the other person dearly? What, guaranteed sex? I’d rather fap lol

    • @user-ziggy
      @user-ziggy 5 років тому +4

      Same exact thing happened to me it fucking hurts

    • @jonbaker476
      @jonbaker476 5 років тому +14

      I think one of the main problems with men (I’m 25 for reference) is that we expect women’s love to be more than what it is. They are not like men. They are not loyal, they are not your “best friend”, they are not your companion, and they never actually love you. Women are there to mate with so you can have children and raise a family. That’s all. The way to keep her “loyal” is to make sure that she constantly feels like you are higher up on the ladder than her. That’s the only way a woman’s “love” lasts for more than a year or two. That’s not to say that you don’t routinely do nice things for her, but it’s more like taking a dog for a walk in order to keep her from barking too much. They are not men. Don’t expect them to be loyal or understanding. Sometimes, on occasion, they will be kind and considerate and supportive on their own (they’re not complete monsters), but just don’t expect much from them and you’ll be relatively content. Don’t show them your weakness, and don’t lie to yourself about what they are, and you’ll be fine imo.

  • @j.fragoso7451
    @j.fragoso7451 5 років тому +2181

    Girl: "Are you new?"
    Me: " No, I have been taking classes with you for the last three years of high school."
    Girl: "Stop joking around"
    I died a little that day.

    • @Stuttful
      @Stuttful 5 років тому +167

      J.Fragoso I got that once and I was the only black kid in the class both years.

    • @blinkybill2198
      @blinkybill2198 5 років тому +63

      @@Stuttful dude fk her, that's bull shut. So many girls are so self centered

    • @kush7138
      @kush7138 5 років тому +36

      Don't worry bro.
      She'll "remember" you when she needs a potential beta provider for her bastard children.
      *IF SHR BREATHES.....*

    • @ionutbuzuleac9612
      @ionutbuzuleac9612 5 років тому +1

      F

    • @thatgoodsucc6928
      @thatgoodsucc6928 5 років тому +13

      I asked a girl out and she said no I wasn't really effect by this but the thing that really hurt was when her and her friends talk shit about me infront of me and they act like I'm not there. They'll say my name but ignore me. If want to say something say it to my face.

  • @kylefer
    @kylefer 4 роки тому +1653

    "The funny thing is you actually think I'd want to kiss you." should have been that guys reaction. He shouldn't have let her kiss him, what a creep. The girl that is.

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 4 роки тому +12

      @Margaret Gust fr .

    • @SamirPatnaik
      @SamirPatnaik 4 роки тому +17

      @Margaret Gust Facts.
      But I do think that story is fake.

    • @PredatorH2O
      @PredatorH2O 4 роки тому +10

      @Margaret Gust He thinks she would have persisted and he wanted to be done with it.

    • @abnormalgut4014
      @abnormalgut4014 4 роки тому +13

      @@SamirPatnaik no I can totally see that

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 4 роки тому +6

      @Margaret Gust well
      he said the reason

  • @nlrexx1
    @nlrexx1 2 роки тому +72

    "That's so creepy. That's fucking creepy." Said to me by an acquaintance that I was trying to get to know better at a group hangout at a bar, when I mentioned liking children and wanting to be a father. No one argued with her.
    It's one thing to not want kids for yourself, but to call a man creepy for wanting to be a father... I have never been able to get that out of my head.

    • @lali_kay
      @lali_kay 2 роки тому +20

      Sexism goes both ways, sorry you were wrong associated w the creep stereotype just because you're male that makes me really sad

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому +9

      If I were you, I would have called her out for being sick in the head. Who in their right mind instantly thinks it’s creepy when a man explains that he would like to be a father 🤨 and I would call out all the others who stayed quiet about it. That’s bullshit.

  • @TypicalTomTV
    @TypicalTomTV 5 років тому +1893

    Me: *wanting relationship*
    Me after video: Yeah, being single is fine

    • @hrvojeberden1308
      @hrvojeberden1308 5 років тому +23

      Same,dude.

    • @llexcusesll7933
      @llexcusesll7933 5 років тому +40

      Being single is the best

    • @Netherwolf6100
      @Netherwolf6100 5 років тому +74

      It can get a little lonely at times but, there are many plus sides to being single for the most part, nowadays. At least if you're a guy.

    • @llexcusesll7933
      @llexcusesll7933 5 років тому +44

      As a female I’m in a relationship with anime and video games. It’s a committed one

    • @scorpiogamer4962
      @scorpiogamer4962 5 років тому +8

      @@llexcusesll7933 same here. Its the best relationship one can get into

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex 4 роки тому +685

    Mine was in sophomore year. I asked a girl out, and she said "I want to say yes, but I have some unfinished business".
    A few days later she told me excitingly that she has a new boyfriend.
    Her best friend forced her to apologize a week after and she said "I have no idea why am I apologizing but everyone seems to be mad at me for some reason, then I'm sorry for whatever that would be".
    We never talked again.

    • @Stella-mv4rs
      @Stella-mv4rs 4 роки тому +95

      She was so mean!

    • @cecejamesable
      @cecejamesable 4 роки тому +82

      I hope you never talk to her again and I hope you are in a better place.

    • @rilbitz8364
      @rilbitz8364 4 роки тому +65

      Never forgive, Never forget

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 4 роки тому +57

      She's dumber than a brick

    • @Aknight292
      @Aknight292 4 роки тому +41

      I had something similar happen. Went out with a girl, date went well goodnight kiss and all. I try to ask her out to be in a relationship; she said she wasn't looking to have a boyfriend at that time, alright that's no problem. 2 days later she's got a new boyfriend so I'm stuck like..."what the hell?"
      I confronted her about it and called her out telling her that she should have just told me straight out.
      I didn't ever find out why she went on a date with me, why everything seemed to go so well, we kissed, and then when I waste no time trying to get into a relationship, she says she doesn't want one, but then gets into one with a different guy like 2 days later.
      I felt like I was led on only to be gut punched in the end.

  • @batteryboi2967
    @batteryboi2967 5 років тому +6356

    If a girl asks to kiss you as a dare, just respond with "ew" shuts them down real quick.

    • @maxweiss1597
      @maxweiss1597 5 років тому +283

      u . right

    • @kevo300
      @kevo300 5 років тому +361

      Yeah but if its a sudden thing and your not experienced it doesnt go like that.

    • @ivanlagrossemoule
      @ivanlagrossemoule 5 років тому +171

      @@kevo300 The guy still seems like a huge socially awkward crybaby. It isn't that bad, you get an easy kiss and if you were really that bad she wouldn't actually want to do it. I mean come on, the guy's reading way too much out of what went on.

    • @user-dh7qu1yj4h
      @user-dh7qu1yj4h 5 років тому +183

      Or give them the good old, "you??"

    • @kimmyyy1164
      @kimmyyy1164 5 років тому +393

      @@ivanlagrossemoule is this what you've told yourself after it's happened to you

  • @Riflery
    @Riflery 3 роки тому +162

    Girls think the words they say don't make a difference.
    But one "I love your hair" or "Your to short" can make or break you for a month.

    • @yo-rh8lk
      @yo-rh8lk 3 роки тому +17

      Not just a month. For a lifetime if you let it.

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 роки тому +1

      wait what's wrong with "I love your hair"

    • @NSEBMB
      @NSEBMB 3 роки тому +3

      @@puddleduck1405 nothing. Dude's saying that saying it can be a massive confidence booster for a guy, can make your month

    • @puddleduck1405
      @puddleduck1405 3 роки тому +4

      @@NSEBMB ooh right, I thought he meant it was a bad thing haha

    • @diegobrando6115
      @diegobrando6115 2 роки тому

      Man fr, last week at a bar a woman told me she liked my hair and that shit is gonna stick with me for a long time

  • @brokenlordofcinder2519
    @brokenlordofcinder2519 4 роки тому +852

    Girl: “you can’t control your emotions”
    Me looking at my emotional skill tree of 0: “no shit I’m not allowed to practice”

  • @christopherrivera1673
    @christopherrivera1673 4 роки тому +1572

    Girl: “Hey, do you mind if I kiss you? It’s a dare.”
    Guy: “I’d kiss you but I’m not gay.”

    • @crazycow5881
      @crazycow5881 4 роки тому +24

      Christopher Rivera Oh snap

    • @jts-ex2on
      @jts-ex2on 4 роки тому +179

      Guy: "Sorry you're not that attractive"

    • @mingi1489
      @mingi1489 4 роки тому +29

      Jacob Spence Thats one of the best ways to react to that question thnx

    • @christopherrivera1673
      @christopherrivera1673 4 роки тому +21

      Jacob Spence - She’ll rationalize that as “he must be gay.” While my response will shoot down that rationalization (possibly her main go-to rejection frame).

    • @unlshtb4524
      @unlshtb4524 4 роки тому +6

      Fuck... Imagine a guy say that... "Its truth or dare"

  • @averywilliams-milne56
    @averywilliams-milne56 4 роки тому +794

    “All your siblings are so beautiful and attractive, what happened to you?”. Actual question someone asked me in front of a group of people at lunch 4 years ago when I was still in high school. Hurt like a mf

    • @DG-kv3qi
      @DG-kv3qi 4 роки тому +27

      Sorry

    • @princetonshot
      @princetonshot 4 роки тому +58

      Damn. Why are people so cruel

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому +43

      "probably the same thing that happened to your ego."

    • @TheOlmonroe1
      @TheOlmonroe1 4 роки тому +21

      My answer would've been, "Why is everyone in your family so thin. What happened to you?"

    • @ariyoajibulu7622
      @ariyoajibulu7622 4 роки тому +8

      Same man was on the bus. And their like your sister is so pretty what happened to you ? That shit hurts

  • @willavery2962
    @willavery2962 3 роки тому +78

    "Did you think anyone ever cared about you to begin with?" I never once felt that level of pain before and never will again.

    • @phenix6056
      @phenix6056 3 роки тому +13

      Damn some of these girls out here think they can say whatever they want

    • @Autz64
      @Autz64 3 роки тому

      Nice avatar

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 роки тому +1

      I'm really sorry to hear that. People should never ever hurt you, that unfortunately some people are just like that. Please don't bring yourself down, please don't be hard on yourself. We mustn't punish ourselves for something someone else did. I also used to have low self esteemed, but when I looked in the mirror, I definitely didn't hate what I saw. I smiled at myself and said if I think I look beautiful, then I don't care what anyone else thinks! Thank God, Alham du lilah I have been an optimistic person and it's always helped me. So I want you to do it as well, please don't distrust people, because not everyone is like that. In Sha Allah I hope you are married to a wonderful woman one day, one that will never make you feel bad and be there for you! Then In Sha Allah, you should also be there for her as well. Please be hopeful! That's awesome that you are working on your career, self respect is the way to go! Mash Allah

  • @Yangraven
    @Yangraven 3 роки тому +575

    “We’re breaking up, I can’t fix you.”
    *ouch.*

    • @PossumReviews
      @PossumReviews 3 роки тому +86

      You should have said, "I'm not broken. It's user error on your part."

    • @Bagheera2
      @Bagheera2 3 роки тому +4

      @@PossumReviews THIS

    • @fullmetaltheorist
      @fullmetaltheorist 3 роки тому

      @@PossumReviews Nice to see you here.

    • @La-gy4hm
      @La-gy4hm 3 роки тому +5

      @@BD-1-And-Only my dad is overweight and his name is mike 😀

    • @La-gy4hm
      @La-gy4hm 3 роки тому +12

      @@BD-1-And-Only but, I hope you find someone who will treat you with respect and love, and treat them better than any of your partners have ever treated you. Honestly be glad your away from those people, because they are very shitty. There are subliminals for healthy and strong relationships, maybe you should try some out, because you seem to attract negative and toxic people. I hope you have a good life and find happiness.

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 5 років тому +411

    "Now I know what it must be like to be you"
    Christ that would be brutal to hear

    • @jonothandoeser
      @jonothandoeser 5 років тому +7

      Maybe she meant as a guy. Guys usually do the asking and are the ones who get rejected.

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER 4 роки тому

      Being me is great...so if some girl said that to me i would probably say: divinity is great isnt it?

  • @gensaikuroki1793
    @gensaikuroki1793 4 роки тому +716

    "I'm scared I might be settling with you when there is someone better out there waiting for me"
    Her words as she dumped me after 2 years.

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +98

      I have ONE word friend: Hypergamy. And its a TOTAL bitch.

    • @toneoftones7053
      @toneoftones7053 4 роки тому +13

      Mr. Chaos Vicious WOW, forget her

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +9

      @@toneoftones7053 ❓ Uh,forget who now? 🤔

    • @nicegy0197
      @nicegy0197 4 роки тому +37

      +Gensai Kuroki Been there too. One of the lamest excuses a woman can give.

    • @mr.chaosvicious5968
      @mr.chaosvicious5968 4 роки тому +10

      @@nicegy0197 Next to "I am just not happy in this relationship anymore."

  • @jimmyboy131
    @jimmyboy131 2 роки тому +154

    I don't know why I'm telling these things to the internet, but here goes.
    In a particular class in high school I sat next to a girl I had a crush on. I worked up the nerve and asked if she wanted to go out some time and she said, loudly so the whole class could hear, "why would I ever go out with an ugly dog-face like you??" I was destroyed and humiliated, and what made it even worse was that I had no clue why she would say anything like that. I was never rude or mean to her. I was 15 and that was 35 years ago and obviously I still haven't forgotten it. It doesn't affect me anymore but for years, especially in college, I couldn't NOT hear those words when I wanted to ask a girl out. I have a ton more confidence and a lot thicker skin now but you don't say things like that to a very insecure 15 year old who was actually kind to you. That one thing affected me deeply for many years.

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 2 роки тому +6

      See now what I don't understand is why there was a 2nd part of the story where you ask girls out in the future after that. I would just say "why would I WANT to hook up with something like that" and spurn them all for the rest of my life.

    • @jimmyboy131
      @jimmyboy131 2 роки тому +10

      @@medexamtoolscom Because 15 or 16 year old boys don't make such decisions. Also, most people don't want to be alone and some of us don't believe in the hook up culture.

    • @ArcanicFire
      @ArcanicFire 2 роки тому +10

      That’s rough dude. I’ve got one for you too. Lol this whole comment section is a pity party but us guys gotta stick together so here is my story.
      There was a girl I was interested in during grade 12 who we will call L. My cousin’s girlfriend at the time, who was both my own friend and L’s friend messaged me on Facebook messenger telling me she had bad news. The news stemmed from when I had asked my cousin’s gf to maybe talk to L for me and get an opinion before I made any moves past just having already engaged in group hangouts and talking to one another. Turns out L could sense my liking her, and didn’t like me back, that was fine. It was the next part, you know, the “why” part. Apparently L told my cousin’s gf that although I was a nice guy, she found me “disgusting”. And when I asked my cousin’s gf what she thinks L had meant by that, all she could say was a double down in that L had stated I was *disgusting*. I really was shocked. I always went about treating women with respect, my hygiene has always been superb, I was in the shape of my life in grade 12, an honour roll student, not “bad” looking by any means. It really threw me for a loop what she meant by disgusting. I pressed my cousin’s gf more, asking if L had said anything *specific* that I did to give this impression and she said no. L just found me disgusting.
      Now you might think, oh well, move on, she didn’t have a specific reason so there is something wrong with her. Listen, I understand that, but really think about that word “disgusting”. It’s meant to represent someone repulsive, below scum, non human etc. So my confidence took a major shot from that despite me believing I had great qualities, and girl friends in the past, I couldn’t shake that term out of my head. Fast forward now seven years later, I have two uni degrees, got to sleep with a lot of hot women in university, and now am in a loving relationship. So it worked out for me but it wasn’t until my “party” phase starting half way through first year of uni that I got my emotional confidence back.
      Ladies can really be harsh. L, that girl, I never heard from her again. I think while the rest of us graduated she had to repeat grade 12 again anyways. Eventually I figured out she was probably just a sour b*tch about something and all she could say was that I was “disgusting”. In the past now but figured I’d share this to show just how cruel some people can be. You never know what you can say to someone that will have lasting impacts on them. Took me a good year after that comment to move on and realize there was nothing “my fault” about that situation.

    • @TKUltra971
      @TKUltra971 2 роки тому +5

      The thing about it is, in hard cold stone honest truth? Those little moments? That happen in grade school? Will stick with you and be within your soul until the day YOU DIE. It doesn't matter if you work hard and become successful, get your dream job or the love-angel of your life from cloud 9.
      Those events? Those events with crappy people your age that utterly crush you? It will burn forever.

    • @ArcanicFire
      @ArcanicFire 2 роки тому +4

      @@TKUltra971 I was bullied a lot in grade school. got into fights despite being a top student. I still wish I could go back sometimes to finish the job on some of those guys. So yea you are right. Sticks with you for life.

  • @yeet69yearsagoedited48
    @yeet69yearsagoedited48 5 років тому +2234

    Bruh, girls don’t even talk to me, I’d be flattered if one willingly approached me within a 50 feet radius

  • @LenusJaguar7845
    @LenusJaguar7845 4 роки тому +1942

    Girls: Why men don't show their emotions
    Also girls:

    • @keoth3071
      @keoth3071 4 роки тому +77

      Fax

    • @trashchild5945
      @trashchild5945 4 роки тому +18

      sorry

    • @artonMelo
      @artonMelo 4 роки тому +38

      @Wiedergeboren why the hell ladies are scary

    • @Sp1n1985
      @Sp1n1985 4 роки тому +33

      @@trashchild5945 liar

    • @1ztype343
      @1ztype343 4 роки тому +29

      They dont like """"weakness"""""

  • @danielmoreno926
    @danielmoreno926 5 років тому +1527

    Don't waste your precious time impressing women. Focus only on yourself.

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 5 років тому +221

      Take care of yourself and the women will take notice.

    • @danielmoreno926
      @danielmoreno926 5 років тому +74

      @@someoneinthecrowd4313 True, brother.

    • @hailsatyr
      @hailsatyr 5 років тому +130

      Wise words. I have observed this in practice. Trying your hardest to get a girl is counter productive.

    • @sirnuggets9666
      @sirnuggets9666 5 років тому +133

      When you're feeling down like you aren't getting anywhere in life remember these words.
      "Yesterday was history"
      "Tomorrow is a mystery"
      "But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present"
      Take it one day at a time and liberate yourself.

    • @greg981
      @greg981 5 років тому +95

      @@sirnuggets9666 even though that's a quote from kung fu panda, that's a real good tip

  • @MeetYourDarkSide
    @MeetYourDarkSide 3 роки тому +97

    "You're more or less exactly what I'm looking for. I just wish you were older." She wants older men. Six months later I found out she started dating a guy a year younger than me

    • @caomhan84
      @caomhan84 3 роки тому +12

      I hate when they do that. Also, when they say they don't see a future with you because you want children and they don't.... But a year later you find that out not only did they get married but they're pregnant. 😂
      Of course, this sort of thing happens with women too. A guy will tell them He doesn't want to get married or have kids, but later on he's got both a wife and kids. The answer is always the same. They just don't want *you*. Things are always negotiable when the right person comes along.

    • @connor.chan.jazzman
      @connor.chan.jazzman 3 роки тому +4

      Ugh I hate that. It's like when my ex broke up with me stating she couldn't handle long distance but immediately tried to get with a guy online afterwards

    • @shadxw_hunter
      @shadxw_hunter 2 роки тому +2

      that's the worst shit I've heard all day

  • @Lindsay-nx5sv
    @Lindsay-nx5sv 5 років тому +2574

    My husband was my first and only boyfriend. He is my only love and best friend. After watching this video, I will be holding him a little closer at night.

    • @fckthefearturkey
      @fckthefearturkey 5 років тому +689

      Thats some good wholesome shit that I needed to see after this sadness riddled video. You have a lucky husband ^^

    • @sebo3008
      @sebo3008 5 років тому +349

      I hope I find a woman like you one day

    • @elijahthomas1951
      @elijahthomas1951 5 років тому +272

      You give me hope, however small it is...

    • @gianniskappa7241
      @gianniskappa7241 5 років тому +151

      @Mah Boi wow thats the smartest thing ive ever heard

    • @urmomisurdad5422
      @urmomisurdad5422 5 років тому +17

      Mah Boi lol

  • @dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997
    @dontwatchmyvideosyouwillre6997 5 років тому +1432

    Not something a single girl has said to me, but basically every girl in my class thinks im gay

  • @JRSanchez93
    @JRSanchez93 5 років тому +453

    If a hot a chick came up to me AT ALL, I'd instantly think it was a dare. This now confirms suspicions.

    • @Slither28
      @Slither28 5 років тому +36

      I had a hot girl come up to me at a bar a few years back. I knew right away something was off. Turns out she was looking to score some drugs and thought maybe I knew where she could get some. I don't do drugs and really never have outside of a few hits off marijuana here and there many years ago, but for some reason she thought I did drugs or was a drug dealer lol.

    • @whatsup5914
      @whatsup5914 5 років тому +53

      @@Slither28 that's when you sell a ho some powdered creamer as cocaine for 200$ a gram then gtfo right when she enters the bathroom to do a line

    • @shamirsmith2617
      @shamirsmith2617 5 років тому +1

      Delete this comment right now you should have more self confidence maybe the girl could be really into u don't blow your chance try to get to know em without asking ant creepy questions

    • @JRSanchez93
      @JRSanchez93 5 років тому +13

      @@shamirsmith2617 oh no this isn't a self confidence issue. I'm not gonna stumble and stamor my way through a conversation if a woman comes up to me but, when the only time girls talk to me is because A) we're friends and it's been years since we've seen each other, B) she's forced to because I'm buying something at a register or C) she wants me to buy her drinks at bar, you gotta be suspicious.

    • @mako8091
      @mako8091 5 років тому +1

      @@whatsup5914 or Baking Soda

  • @ananasbube5843
    @ananasbube5843 3 роки тому +176

    In the 11th grade, girls in my class compared other classmates with animals.
    Example:
    -If Marc would be an animal, ve would be a cat.
    -If Cloe would be an animal, she would be a colorful bird.
    And when it was my turn, they called me an ugly rat. Everybody laughed.
    I was sad, full of anger and ashamed.

    • @BadEconomyOfficial
      @BadEconomyOfficial 3 роки тому +20

      Now THAT’S insulting.

    • @lissy1678
      @lissy1678 2 роки тому +2

      💀💀

    • @Jake_946
      @Jake_946 2 роки тому +22

      Don’t feel so bad about it man, rats are very intelligent creatures

    • @ziq1292
      @ziq1292 2 роки тому +3

      That's better than Blob Fish

    • @agrilledsandwich2745
      @agrilledsandwich2745 2 роки тому +18

      Fun fact about rats:they are fucking intellegent and cute too, and they are one of the animals that help the most with medical research

  • @wazabro6177
    @wazabro6177 5 років тому +638

    "Don't like my chrome dome? don't care. I'm sexy like Picard."
    Words of a true hero

  • @johnchristina1340
    @johnchristina1340 3 роки тому +580

    I had a girl walk up to me in high school and say, "You're ugly and I'll never sleep with you". I have no clue who she was.

    • @johnchristina1340
      @johnchristina1340 3 роки тому +75

      @yeeeeeeeeeth Yeah. I don't see how that's funny. It really hurt.

    • @thinginground5179
      @thinginground5179 3 роки тому +54

      @yeeeeeeeeeth girls just get away with everything

    • @wonder777warrior6
      @wonder777warrior6 3 роки тому +13

      @@johnchristina1340 its random and some random bitch told u that. fuck her.

    • @doubleuponbob3397
      @doubleuponbob3397 3 роки тому

      Hey man. Was she wrong, though? Are you good looking and ended up sleeping with her?

    • @yo-rh8lk
      @yo-rh8lk 3 роки тому +33

      @A Walking Dead Man lol. Youre funny if you think the school system would suspend a girl over something like that.

  • @nigelpisswater484
    @nigelpisswater484 4 роки тому +5971

    my girlfriend dumped me so i broke her wheelchair, guess who came crawling back?

    • @tinbanger66
      @tinbanger66 4 роки тому +275

      I've never heard that one before! How am i the first like?

    • @aaAa-bp1yd
      @aaAa-bp1yd 4 роки тому +43

      tinbanger66 I've heard it beford

    • @WitherLord1234
      @WitherLord1234 4 роки тому +111

      Uhhh god damn i scared my dog when i laughed, now i gave to find him

    • @max8784
      @max8784 4 роки тому +403

      Bro that's messed up
      She can't stand up for herself

    • @u2b891
      @u2b891 4 роки тому +16

      It’s supposed to be “so I stole her wheel chair”

  • @matthewroddick9737
    @matthewroddick9737 3 роки тому +83

    "You're such a good man, you're just not smart enough to find the right girl."
    As someone who's insecure about their competence of the outside world, this hurt so much.

    • @thefull9746
      @thefull9746 3 роки тому +3

      Wow that hurts

    • @crewman6141
      @crewman6141 2 роки тому +3

      She just made you more insecure…

    • @bubblegumbp9050
      @bubblegumbp9050 2 роки тому +2

      this would hurt me (as a girl), sorry dude hope life gets better after this

  • @jameswillis1742
    @jameswillis1742 4 роки тому +447

    My then wife said "i no longer find you attractive, im interested in other men and i consider you a room mate" nice huh...well, I didn't even know there was a problem til my nephew msg me and asked "did you get a divorce?" I replied "no, why would I get divorced?" He replied back "because your wife is posting single status on her facebook"

    • @tomveloso6231
      @tomveloso6231 3 роки тому +87

      Jesus Christ, hope you’re doing well

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому +7

      @@tomveloso6231 exactly

    • @kajnospmoht5030
      @kajnospmoht5030 3 роки тому +7

      I hope you kicked her out on Christmas Eve and gambled away any money in any joint account, up to the mortgage so that all she got was debt.

    • @jameswillis1742
      @jameswillis1742 3 роки тому +39

      @rocky night well, as part of the divorce agreement, we alternate years filing for the child tax credit, so in 2019 it was my turn to get the child credit, then, when the stimulus checks came around, bc the irs went by the 2019 return, so I got an additional $600 and banked $1200...which I guess is a small win...and my daughter is 16 now so my ex has to live with that drama and that's a win too

    • @MyNameisRevenant
      @MyNameisRevenant 3 роки тому +6

      @@jameswillis1742 is good to hear that you did not get the short end of the stick compared to so many other men who had gone through the same process.

  • @everything-comics1102
    @everything-comics1102 3 роки тому +697

    “You mustn’t argue with women”
    -My aunt
    I never wanted to punch someone so much in my life

  • @ejacpeanut6267
    @ejacpeanut6267 3 роки тому +3439

    girls: why won't guys open up about their feelings and be more vulnerable?
    also girls:

    • @observantmagic4156
      @observantmagic4156 3 роки тому +33

      Very original

    • @ejacpeanut6267
      @ejacpeanut6267 3 роки тому +424

      @@observantmagic4156 that's a very original callout

    • @pussie6179
      @pussie6179 3 роки тому +28

      women dont owe men anything

    • @somerandompatriotsfan4415
      @somerandompatriotsfan4415 3 роки тому +221

      @@pussie6179 What do you mean by that?

    • @fabiana7157
      @fabiana7157 3 роки тому +80

      Does it ever occur to you people that maybe the girls who say that aren't the same ones who'd do what these girls in the video did? Food for thought.

  • @marlonmcgregor6548
    @marlonmcgregor6548 2 роки тому +28

    My high school crush told me, "Nobody would ever love a thing like you."
    Snatched my self esteem, confidence, everything... That was over 11 years ago... Still rings in my head whenever I get rejected.

    • @TimSter15
      @TimSter15 2 роки тому +3

      Dude r we the same person??

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому

      Hope karma bit her in the ass, can’t stand toxic/abusive people like that

  • @joecook5689
    @joecook5689 4 роки тому +2199

    Girls like a backup guy when in a relationship. They're terrified of being single for even one second. Those types, most pathetic people ever.

    • @kokorodokidoki6437
      @kokorodokidoki6437 3 роки тому +232

      Oh, that is evil! There are dudes like that too, I think.

    • @joecook5689
      @joecook5689 3 роки тому +184

      @@kokorodokidoki6437 there are, I know

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому +20

      LMAO 😂

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 роки тому +5

      How so? Sounds better than being forever alone.

    • @asher4845
      @asher4845 3 роки тому +252

      @@MrCmon113 being alone is a lot better than being with a toxic person

  • @AskReddittells
    @AskReddittells 5 років тому +1137

    Girl: “Is it in yet?”
    Guy: “hello darkness, my old friend
    I've come to talk with you again...”

    • @rishitjain735
      @rishitjain735 5 років тому +44

      Just say I don't know then she'll see

    • @kevo300
      @kevo300 5 років тому +35

      If its that bad just use a extra finger 😂😂😂

    • @AskReddittells
      @AskReddittells 5 років тому +27

      kevo300 or hand

    • @hoodie548
      @hoodie548 5 років тому +44

      *I still see your shadows in my room*

    • @apollobishop8635
      @apollobishop8635 5 років тому +57

      There’s no PP left for this move.

  • @Buufenheim
    @Buufenheim 4 роки тому +309

    I wasn't dating this girl, we just knew each other through technical training for the military. We had talked a good bit over the weeks we were there. One day, I sat by my friend to eat. She was sitting across from us. I forget how we got to this point, but she looked at me and had said "You're the monotone of personalities. There's literally nothing special about you." She laughed like she was being funny, but my friend could tell that it really bothered me. That happened 3 years ago and I'll never forget it. Made it a point to try to make my personality stand out from then on. Took me a few weeks of soul searching to figure out who tf I was. Words can cut deep sometimes.

    • @KkKk-qk4xd
      @KkKk-qk4xd 4 роки тому +66

      There’s always that one guy among your friends that knows exactly when your really hurt, as much as a hate it I guess that’s when you know he’s real anyways hope everything’s better for you now

    • @supreetkumar7604
      @supreetkumar7604 4 роки тому +3

      She said this much to you and you said nothing? Damn. That's being too nice.

  • @israelkanz
    @israelkanz 3 роки тому +54

    "I cant keep the baby cause it'll ruin my body"
    There hasn't been a single thing any girl can say that hurts me since

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 роки тому +1

      I'm really sorry to hear that. People should never ever hurt you, that unfortunately some people are just like that. Please don't bring yourself down, please don't be hard on yourself. We mustn't punish ourselves for something someone else did. I also used to have low self esteemed, but when I looked in the mirror, I definitely didn't hate what I saw. I smiled at myself and said if I think I look beautiful, then I don't care what anyone else thinks! Thank God, Alham du lilah I have been an optimistic person and it's always helped me. So I want you to do it as well, please don't distrust people, because not everyone is like that. In Sha Allah I hope you are married to a wonderful woman one day, one that will never make you feel bad and be there for you! Then In Sha Allah, you should also be there for her as well. Please be hopeful! That's awesome that you are working on your career, self respect is the way to go! Mash Allah

  • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
    @UsenameTakenWasTaken 5 років тому +351

    "I'm surprised you aren't an axe murderer." ~Mom
    Always fun when your creator thinks of you as a mistake.

    • @yuul7178
      @yuul7178 5 років тому +24

      Yesterday my mother said that I am a whore

    • @glitchxedfix134
      @glitchxedfix134 5 років тому +46

      @@es-rh8oo Comeback +100

    • @ZascrimShades
      @ZascrimShades 5 років тому +14

      @@es-rh8oo Whoa whoa you gotta ask 'em if they have another house first! That fire's going to burn the house down!

    • @sirnuggets9666
      @sirnuggets9666 5 років тому +11

      @@yuul7178 break away from the toxicity in your life. Work harder than you've ever imagined to find your independence and embrace healthy habits. You'd be surprised where you can go in life. Take it from someone who has been in shitty situations before.

    • @fabulousdolphin4221
      @fabulousdolphin4221 5 років тому

      @@es-rh8oo lmao

  • @justok2502
    @justok2502 5 років тому +4980

    No one:
    Girls: I want a guy that’s 6ft or taller, goes to the gym, salary of $200k, has time to spend with me, funny, good looking.
    Boys: I want a girl that’s not overweight
    Girls: Wait that’s illegal *:O*

    • @cumcompilationv46trynottoc83
      @cumcompilationv46trynottoc83 5 років тому +355

      Just spoke with the CEO of women, hashed some things out. Should be seeing fewer cases of that going forward.

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 5 років тому +199

      I know that it's inevitable that there will be superficial jerks. And I know it's not nice to be a superficial jerk. But can we at least be consistent on whether or not it's ok to call out a superficial jerk? Or act frustrated that everyone you're interested in seems to be a superficial jerk? Plenty of people talk about how bad judging women for their looks are, but if a guy gets upset at a woman/women for judging how he looks, he's sexist, apparently.

    • @dang.9125
      @dang.9125 5 років тому +155

      I just want SOMEONE anyone god I’m so alone

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 5 років тому +2

      TRUTH.

    • @midnightsky7257
      @midnightsky7257 5 років тому

      Trueee

  • @301larussomusic
    @301larussomusic 4 роки тому +178

    Being stood up and ghosted can hurt the toughest guy.

    • @richpolite
      @richpolite 4 роки тому +6

      facts, especially when you put a lot of thought and planning into it, do nothing wrong, and get stood up with no explanation/no communication for absolutely no reason. pain is unmatched because even though it was unprovoked you’ll still blame yourself.
      “maybe i wasn’t good enough.”

    • @platty9237
      @platty9237 4 роки тому +1

      Agreed. It’s even more fun when you learn she ran off and started dating a friend of yours. It’s worse if they’re in proximity acting like nothing has changed.
      Hearing “we like each other” would’ve hurt much less than the prolonged confusion, rejection and deception.

  • @JoseLopez-vs2fj
    @JoseLopez-vs2fj 3 роки тому +40

    3:19 " women knows how to uncover men's deepest insecurities and pulverized their self esteem" because of how conceited they can really be. That's very terrible and very destructive for others to deal with those kind of women, especially how much they care for this person.💔

  • @TheSnoopKat
    @TheSnoopKat 4 роки тому +1081

    This sums up a typical males experience pretty well. There is always someone "better" than you, and nothing is good enough. So just focus on yourselves and be you. A lot of these girls we let hurt us aren't worth it in the first place.

    • @spicybbqchicken
      @spicybbqchicken 4 роки тому +50

      Im not in a relationship and never have been yet and I always feel like im not good enough to actually be in one

    • @TheSnoopKat
      @TheSnoopKat 4 роки тому +100

      @@spicybbqchicken
      If there's anything I've learned from relationships, it's that you have to learn to love yourself before others can love you. Just do what makes you happy (without hurting others obviously) and make yourself the best person you can be. Someone you're proud to be and someone who those around you are proud to know. Once you have that, just be confident and don't sell yourself short. It can be scary and intimidating, but you can do it. Start small by making friends, and go from there. Don't forget to love yourself, and don't let anyone take that away from you.

    • @spicybbqchicken
      @spicybbqchicken 4 роки тому +32

      @@TheSnoopKat Thank you so much. That advice will help me.

    • @Bunn77
      @Bunn77 4 роки тому +40

      Same for girls. There's a lot of heartless people out there. Best to love yourself first, even if it's hard.

    • @TheSnoopKat
      @TheSnoopKat 4 роки тому +12

      @@Bunn77 For sure. Sorry, my comment was a little one-sided.

  • @t3chn0dr0n3
    @t3chn0dr0n3 4 роки тому +1653

    My personal worst:
    "The only reason we're still together is because the sex is good."
    I felt like an object.

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 4 роки тому +135

      Rosen Kostov I’ll take it

    • @ssj4rit
      @ssj4rit 4 роки тому +107

      If that’s your worst why are you here lol

    • @c_rem6101
      @c_rem6101 4 роки тому +95

      Objectification is only cool when they do it bro🤷‍♂️

    • @matiasschuler579
      @matiasschuler579 4 роки тому +49

      But hey the sex was good am I right

    • @simonfonseca8406
      @simonfonseca8406 4 роки тому +60

      Thats isnt that bad. At least you didnt get cheated and hey, free pussy

  • @Hunter-oq4mo
    @Hunter-oq4mo 4 роки тому +387

    After 5 years of dating “you are the perfect boyfriend for me but I just don’t love you I’ve never loved you I only said it because you did” great times

    • @michaelwheatley7669
      @michaelwheatley7669 4 роки тому +18

      F

    • @BwoolyPyu
      @BwoolyPyu 4 роки тому +15

      F

    • @New.Radio1
      @New.Radio1 4 роки тому +15

      F

    • @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER
      @ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER 4 роки тому +26

      Well...when they're indoctrinated to think love is feelings and rainbows, of course she'll say that. Love is commitment, has and will not have anything to do with feelings and rainbows... its a verb, not a feeling..

    • @Hunter-oq4mo
      @Hunter-oq4mo 4 роки тому

      Preach
      עבדיהו בן חכמה

  • @spicygriffith8419
    @spicygriffith8419 2 роки тому +32

    I had a GF who told me I "talk too much" or acts bored when I talk about things I'm passionate about. This might not seem much. But for a very introverted person like me it has a very significant impact especially cause I view her as a saint among men for getting with me despite my looks lol, so hearing it from her made me sad. I learned later on that she cheated on me and only chose to be my gf is because no one else picks me and that somehow fascinates her. Anyway her words stuck with me to this day and even ruins my relationships sometimes cause I find it hard to share or talk about anything cause I'm afraid what I say isnt really important and nobody wants to hear it anyway.

    • @franck4727
      @franck4727 2 роки тому

      Screw that girl, she wasn't for you. There are people out there who will he interrested by what you have to say, that includes woman

    • @udaykiranneelayadora2669
      @udaykiranneelayadora2669 2 роки тому +1

      I feel you brother

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому +1

      Sounds like she’s a narcissist. It’s like you’re talking about my husband, except for the cheating part. Don’t give her that power and be careful not to fall for another narc. There are good people out there :)

  • @Skateboard_
    @Skateboard_ 3 роки тому +202

    I've seen a lot of these kind of girls often end up being the ones saying "Why can't I find a good man?"

  • @mqfii8992
    @mqfii8992 5 років тому +407

    There was a girl that I really liked and was on good terms at least. When I invited her to a date, she yelled:
    "AS IF I'D HANG OUT WITH A DISGUSTING PIECE OF LARD LIKE YOU!"
    Yes. She said this In front of the entire class and the whole school heard about the rejection.
    For Pete's sake, a simple "No" would've suffice.

    • @jjkembo8810
      @jjkembo8810 5 років тому +29

      F

    • @leonecartelremastered3020
      @leonecartelremastered3020 5 років тому +120

      Dude, believe me, she unintentionally did you a favor and showed you her real side. You deserve a girl that would appreciate all the nice stuff you'd do for her, not that pathetic excuse of a human.

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 років тому +80

      @@leonecartelremastered3020 Don't worry, bro, I've gotten a real girlfriend a few years later and we'll be celebrating 4 years of dating by January.

    • @leonecartelremastered3020
      @leonecartelremastered3020 5 років тому +30

      @@mqfii8992 Glad to hear this my dude. That actually, unironically, gives me hope, though I'm still quite sceptical XD

    • @mqfii8992
      @mqfii8992 5 років тому +20

      @@leonecartelremastered3020 No worries. I only started dating after turning 18.
      There's always hope, as you grow older and wiser.

  • @alanframboisier9492
    @alanframboisier9492 4 роки тому +516

    So back when i was in high school, i wasn't meeting any sucess with girls regardless of the fact that i wasn't necessarily bad looking. I was just introverted as hell and never felt the need to interact with girls on a more personal level. So that one day i was with a group of friends and some other people playing boardgames and one of the girls starts talking to me and brings the GF subject on the table. She didn't put any filter on her words and proceeded to tell me in front of my friends that i'm the type to end up being 25yo and still virgin. I didn't answer because i hate confrontations, but boy believe me i've never wanted to RKO someone this hard in my life. Being called out on a sensitive subject ? By a girl ? In front of 7 of your friends ? That was tough to handle ...
    Fast foward a few years later, i'm 24 and still haven't had any experience, due to me setting way too many personal boundaries. And everytime i think about the situation i'm in, i can't help but hear the sound of my friends laughing at me 10 years ago... Thanks a lot bitch

    • @taymazbeatz6956
      @taymazbeatz6956 4 роки тому +99

      What a bitch!

    • @jeffkeatonsora9726
      @jeffkeatonsora9726 4 роки тому +136

      " if all girls I Meet are like you then yeah, ill stay a virgin thank you"

    • @chrispbacon5313
      @chrispbacon5313 3 роки тому +51

      You'll meet a nice (introverted?) girl like you one day. Though the catch is, you have to initiate the interaction. Something not easy for an introvert. But worth it.

    • @blackspiderman1887
      @blackspiderman1887 3 роки тому +84

      I rather be a 25 year old virgin than a 25 year old whore. These girls nowadays been run through more than a train station. Plus a lot of girls like that have nothing to offer but there looks and they end up being pump and dumps for the rest of their lives. Single mom with 3 kids, then looking for the chump they disrespected before to take care of their kids. Dont worry. You'll get the last laugh. Just stay in great shape. Get a good job. And in your 30's they will all come back to you. Then the roles will be reversed

    • @celticdodge5282
      @celticdodge5282 3 роки тому +34

      I wouldn't be too worried about it mate, it happens when it happens, everyone is different. You're not missing out on much anyway trust me, it's not all its cracked up to be. You won't enjoy it as much as you thought you would, it's like is this is it? Type of feeling. That was the case for me anyway. Pretty empty feeling after it alot of the time. Don't put the pussy on a pedastil, honestly, it ain't all that pal. Much better feelings in life that you've probably experienced already.

  • @olivieri3786
    @olivieri3786 Рік тому +6

    I am shocked and speechless, hearing these examples of utmost rudeness and malignity, spoken so lightly.
    I hope the people who had to hear this, managed to get over it and live a happy life now.

  • @OnePiece-fy2kt
    @OnePiece-fy2kt 4 роки тому +564

    After 7 years of relationship.
    Her: Sorry, I'm into your friend.

    • @lukejohnson7193
      @lukejohnson7193 4 роки тому +8

      damn i felt that 😭

    • @BushidoBrownSama
      @BushidoBrownSama 4 роки тому +8

      Was your friend a real one?

    • @OnePiece-fy2kt
      @OnePiece-fy2kt 4 роки тому +19

      @@BushidoBrownSama He's literally one of my best friend.

    • @minju7624
      @minju7624 4 роки тому +4

      @@OnePiece-fy2kt are yall still on best friend terms?

    • @OnePiece-fy2kt
      @OnePiece-fy2kt 4 роки тому +29

      @@minju7624 well at first, I did hate them. But, time heals everything and we live in different cities now, so never come accross each other path again. If i'll meet them probably just as normal friends since I don't feel hatred or anger anymore.

  • @GhostPrime21
    @GhostPrime21 4 роки тому +328

    "If you have trust issues with me then thats your problem" after I caught her ass cheating.... twice after she "promised" she wont do it again
    So I told her I need some fresh air and drove home and left her at the national park

    • @brandon9635
      @brandon9635 3 роки тому +42

      ghost her those people are not worth saving

    • @pussie6179
      @pussie6179 3 роки тому +2

      you didnt please her lmao

    • @aaronmiller6118
      @aaronmiller6118 3 роки тому +25

      hope it was gate to the arctic national park

    • @thiccstreamsam6172
      @thiccstreamsam6172 3 роки тому +8

      @@brandon9635 nah bro, *Turn her into a ghost*

    • @aarynmc8669
      @aarynmc8669 3 роки тому +6

      @@pussie6179 in that case, she should've broken up with him 😑

  • @crownedone8837
    @crownedone8837 4 роки тому +1093

    "Women know how to uncover a man's deepest insecurities, and pulverize their self esteem."

    • @DT-fd7bj
      @DT-fd7bj 4 роки тому +58

      Crowned One I guess hearing things from another guy doesn’t hurt as much as hearing it from a female.

    • @charlesperry671
      @charlesperry671 4 роки тому +196

      D T because it’s banter and we don’t mean it and men would never use it against eachother. When push comes to shove however girls figure out our deepest darkest secrets and use them against us and laugh it off.
      And the bad thing about it is that no one does anything to defend guys who go through this kind of shit. Girls all get together with pitchforks when a guy says something about a girls body, but reverse the roles and everyone laughs it off and let’s the victim sit there in shame.

    • @gpstudios458
      @gpstudios458 4 роки тому +30

      Me, a girl: *hears a girl insult an innocent man*
      Me to the girl: *Buenos Dias Fuckboy*

    • @SidheKnight
      @SidheKnight 4 роки тому +18

      You call a girl "fuckboy"?

    • @hopefullyanonymous3466
      @hopefullyanonymous3466 4 роки тому +1

      SidheKnight yeah I’m lost. Probs a les

  • @carpetbomb8986
    @carpetbomb8986 3 роки тому +34

    When I was about 17, I was dating a group of three friends. They all eventually broke up with me for varying levels of stupid reasons:
    "You don't spend enough money when we hang out"
    "You always hang out with your friends during school"
    "I always have to wait on you when we go out"
    None of these things really bothered and I shrugged it off. About a year later, I get a job and one of my coworkers, coincidentally, was dating one of the girls from this friend group. Me and him start talking during the slow hours of work and he revealed that they all made a private group chat and we're trying to figure out how they could break up with me in such a way that I wouldn't feel comfortable around women anymore. I never trusted a woman ever again, but me and the guy became good friends and he eventually broke up with that girl some months later.

    • @VengefulPolititron
      @VengefulPolititron 3 роки тому +9

      they are a team...
      wow.

    • @GusTheWolfgang
      @GusTheWolfgang 3 роки тому +2

      Nooo bro, if you don't trust any women anymore than that means they achieved their goal. Fuck'em

  • @raginplayer2665
    @raginplayer2665 5 років тому +1605

    I got called a “Horse” for having a big nose
    But I turned her insult back and asked her to Ride me Because IM A HORSE
    Ah good times
    She didn’t ride me

    • @christoraffabello8847
      @christoraffabello8847 5 років тому +62

      "I can't ride you because I don't do that to dogs"

    • @ShaulDawg
      @ShaulDawg 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @giannis5868
      @giannis5868 5 років тому +153

      @@christoraffabello8847
      no one:
      girl: insults guy
      everyone: ooh get roastes by a girl man
      guy: insults them back
      everyone: SOMEONE CALL THE COPS.

    • @christoraffabello8847
      @christoraffabello8847 5 років тому +23

      @@giannis5868 ALWAYS, fuck.

    • @JarblinskiAcrapony
      @JarblinskiAcrapony 5 років тому +34

      @@giannis5868 this girl was bullying my friend (doesn't get in trouble)
      I reply to her go suck a pp (my punishment: detention)

  • @tiphotisted
    @tiphotisted 5 років тому +886

    “I started a new game on your save file”

    • @MrDaol23
      @MrDaol23 5 років тому +70

      bruh

    • @tiphotisted
      @tiphotisted 5 років тому +67

      MrDaol23 I was devastated man

    • @edmundahiahonu5982
      @edmundahiahonu5982 5 років тому +33

      "I'm breaking up with you"

    • @voidrev909
      @voidrev909 5 років тому +75

      Throw away the whole girlfriend

    • @appleyanimator6541
      @appleyanimator6541 5 років тому +21

      Lesson learnt; for every single game, make a backup in case gf fucks something up.
      Thanks bro, you just saved a man in the very rare likelihood that my future girlfriend would mess up my video games.

  • @ZabdielSostre
    @ZabdielSostre 4 роки тому +809

    "You're too short"
    Shes 4 9 and I'm 5 11 1/2

    • @kokorodokidoki6437
      @kokorodokidoki6437 3 роки тому +111

      WTF. She's stupid. You are tall, dude.

    • @idkidk3424
      @idkidk3424 3 роки тому +67

      I officially give up on women

    • @riichan2895
      @riichan2895 3 роки тому +29

      im a man and im 5'0

    • @MrCmon113
      @MrCmon113 3 роки тому +47

      @@riichan2895 Holy moly. Maybe you should look for dwarf women at this point.

    • @riichan2895
      @riichan2895 3 роки тому +38

      @@MrCmon113 well im only 14 tho, im probably still growing (idk why i called my self a "man")

  • @founderoftheempire8589
    @founderoftheempire8589 3 роки тому +34

    "Woman, do you expect me to believe a white woman and an irishman would form a Mullato baby."
    Shit had me dying from laughter

  • @abnerbabner9333
    @abnerbabner9333 4 роки тому +3579

    Girl : “ how tall r u?”
    Guy : “why?”
    Girl : “i only like guys above 6,1”
    Guy :” oh okay, im 6,2. Btw how much do u weigh”
    Girl :”why”
    Guy :” i only like girls under 140”
    Girl :”OmG R u SeRiOUsssss!”

    • @Internetguy_L337_90D
      @Internetguy_L337_90D 4 роки тому +488

      oh the double standards how i hate them

    • @maryp4870
      @maryp4870 4 роки тому +77

      internetguy hey not everyone is like that 🙁

    • @zeoh-
      @zeoh- 4 роки тому +230

      @Fax Printer its scary how many people are like that

    • @Pikachu-vj5jr
      @Pikachu-vj5jr 4 роки тому +313

      If girls want to call us short, we could call them tall, short, or fat. Modern problems require modern solutions

    • @iiPerc
      @iiPerc 4 роки тому +174

      They want guys to be perfect, but when we're looking for our standards in a girl they have a huge problem with that. *Not all females are like ofcourse..just some.*

  • @sharpesttoolintheshed492
    @sharpesttoolintheshed492 4 роки тому +538

    *Maybe he's pretty!*
    _~takes a closer look_
    *Non.*

    • @hiimryan2388
      @hiimryan2388 3 роки тому +33

      F

    • @moritzzz2291
      @moritzzz2291 3 роки тому +18

      Luckily, I would have known how to defend myself in a situation like that by effectively insulting them as "putes". Always good to know how to insult people in other languages

    • @ApolloTheUltimate
      @ApolloTheUltimate 3 роки тому +2

      *non*

    • @Naiddou
      @Naiddou 3 роки тому

      OOooOOF

    • @somecat2993
      @somecat2993 3 роки тому

      L

  • @a1uplift212
    @a1uplift212 5 років тому +339

    I was gonna ask this girl to homecoming, so i tried to play it smooth and asked her "hey do you know how much homecoming tickets are?" and she straight up goes "sorry, i have a boyfriend" so i just say "ok good for you, i was wondering if you knew how much they cost?" she got a little embarrassed but that's how u play off rejection fellas

    • @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384
      @politicallyincorrectthrowa6384 5 років тому +56

      @Blamer Blaze Something similar happened to me. Though I had been having a really shitty day so my response was "Do you want a medal or something?"

    • @Oldclimber1
      @Oldclimber1 5 років тому

      Why would you "play off" rejection ? Its part of life, and a man has to get used to it, as women never let on they appreciate you anymore. Oh, wait ... are you a "soy boy" whose feminine "feelings" are hurt ? Well then ... okay ... play your feminine games.

    • @GIR177
      @GIR177 5 років тому +78

      @@Oldclimber1 Projecting much?

    • @10.percent
      @10.percent 5 років тому +86

      @@Oldclimber1 oH LoOk At mE. I tOTaLly dEsPiSE YoU cAuSe YoU CaN'T SuPPrEsS YoUr FeElinGs. YoU'Re SuPpOSeD tO GO tHrOuGH iT.
      GuYs aREn'T sUpPosE tO ExPreSs
      tHeIR eMoTiOnS caUsE tHeY dON't mAtTEr.
      That's you, that's what you sound like.

    • @sludgerat444
      @sludgerat444 5 років тому +7

      God tier

  • @okuhhiii
    @okuhhiii 3 роки тому +59

    When I was in grade 7, I was known as the shortest kid in class. I was literally 4'1 and I'm not even joking. I started up a convo with a friend and an actually good looking girl and I was telling them how sleeping is boring as I usually just stay up on my phone and pull all-nighter out of boredom. The girl then said, maybe that's why you're so short. I wasn't that upset about it I was just shocked because that's the first time I've ever heard her insult someone and it was just so perfect.

    • @SP3XTRO
      @SP3XTRO 3 роки тому +9

      Maybe she didn’t mean to offend you

    • @chrisloyal9796
      @chrisloyal9796 2 роки тому

      Seriously, tho. Did you drink lots of coffee to get through the day?

  • @lilam7851
    @lilam7851 3 роки тому +717

    "Why does there always have to be a problem, you're like a movie"
    I had just left my abusive home and was being forced to leave the state and the only friends I'd ever had. I switched to online school and had ZERO human contact. I was dealing with my dying grandfather. She broke up with me after I told her about how I was molested as a child. I'd also recently been fired.

    • @riichan2895
      @riichan2895 3 роки тому +77

      oh thats awful. Trust God and he will make a way. u wont notice it but everything will be alright

    • @rowancox9234
      @rowancox9234 3 роки тому +47

      I know it's probably very hard, I have had several friends who had been molested by people they had deeply trusted, and were very hurt. And I had stood by to see them fall into depression and anxiety feeling they could never be loved or appreciated, even though I know they can be. That woman was a *********** ******** ***** ****** ******* to you, don't listen, you don't deverse that ********, and hopefully, everything will be okay :]

    • @shy8054
      @shy8054 3 роки тому +27

      Thats cold. You deserve someone that will cheer you up not bring you down. You delt through enough of that already.

    • @yassou9319
      @yassou9319 3 роки тому +9

      Ey bro hope you're doing better and also hope you'll get through your struggles

    • @razoredge8284
      @razoredge8284 3 роки тому +7

      @@riichan2895 god is fake

  • @MrYutbe57
    @MrYutbe57 3 роки тому +435

    "You treat me worse than your parents treat each other."
    My parents have been divorced for 15 years, still hate each other, and used to wake me up to force me to listen to voicemails, tell me they were going to make me testify against the other in court, and made me the messenger for about 7 years to basically use me as a tool to tell the other how much they hated each other. She knew all that and told me I treated her worse than that. What did I do? I broke up with her ASKING ME to let her cheat on me with a girl and hanging out with a dude who used to abuse her and just generally being a shitty person. And I did it very respectfully and didn't shit talk her to our shared friends. Threw my mental health back about 10 years

    • @MrYutbe57
      @MrYutbe57 3 роки тому +66

      Now then 5 years later I have a loving wonderful smokeshow wife without a ton of emotional baggage who helps me carry mine when I need and has helped me unpack a lot of it. Supports my dreams and pushes me to be a better man every day. Keep up hope gentlemen. The goods ones are still out there

    • @thunderslayer7132
      @thunderslayer7132 3 роки тому +52

      @@MrYutbe57
      Never share your insecurities with any girl as they tend to use it against you in the first argument.

    • @goatfish480
      @goatfish480 3 роки тому +18

      Hey kinda late but congratulations on finding a great wife and being happy. I wish you and your family the best!

    • @MrYutbe57
      @MrYutbe57 3 роки тому +16

      @@goatfish480 Well thank you very much! We actually found out we are gonna have a baby right after I made this comment! Baby girl! Can't wait for her to get here!

    • @rinsenpai6113
      @rinsenpai6113 3 роки тому +9

      hey! i know im late but i just wanna say youre a really strong person and good on you for finding a woman worthy of spending your golden years with!! wishing you and your wife a happy family life and all the best!

  • @TheLordNovo
    @TheLordNovo 5 років тому +187

    That last one was actually pretty good. The pure horror on her face must’ve been golden

    • @002-v7j
      @002-v7j 5 років тому +1

      @@moistheathen148 Evasion - 100

  • @gyutaro8404
    @gyutaro8404 3 роки тому +51

    Back when I was a teenager one of my classmates joked that if a girl ever had relationship with me she has to be autistic or some sort of mental disorder.
    As a teenager these words really hit hard as they shattered my self confidence and I started to stay more conscious around girls , how I behaved ,how I walked, how I talked I was always on my guard, so I couldn't have a normal free friendly conversation for this reason which made the situation more awkward.
    So after some time after seeing things not getting any better I started to avoid talking to girls even with my friends, this continued to 3 years until I went to college. I made some really good friends and memories in with guy and girlfriends alike.
    Some girls even tried to approach me and I was really happy for that but I don't why in my mind those words would play back and I would always think what if I'm not good enough for her, what if she criticized for having a relationship with a guy like me, maybe there is something wrong with me for having thoughts like this.
    So for this reason I couldn't get in a relationship because of my own mental hinderences.
    Back to the the present now as a 23 year old adult I'm more busy thinking about how to build my career but if love ever knocks on my door this time I would be very happy to answer 😅😊
    Sorry about blabbing on about so much 🙏

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 роки тому +1

      I'm really sorry to hear that. People should never ever hurt you, that unfortunately some people are just like that. Please don't bring yourself down, please don't be hard on yourself. We mustn't punish ourselves for something someone else did. I also used to have low self esteemed, but when I looked in the mirror, I definitely didn't hate what I saw. I smiled at myself and said if I think I look beautiful, then I don't care what anyone else thinks! Thank God, Alham du lilah I have been an optimistic person and it's always helped me. So I want you to do it as well, please don't distrust people, because not everyone is like that. In Sha Allah I hope you are married to a wonderful woman one day, one that will never make you feel bad and be there for you! Then In Sha Allah, you should also be there for her as well. Please be hopeful! That's awesome that you are working on your career, self respect is the way to go! Mash Allah

    • @Lo0nex_
      @Lo0nex_ 2 роки тому +4

      i'm autistic, 28 and dead inside. dating is over for me

  • @Sublibrarian11918333
    @Sublibrarian11918333 5 років тому +221

    "Sir, the Library will close in 15 minutes. Please start heading to the check out."
    Soul crushing. No matter how many times I hear it.

  • @bozo5773
    @bozo5773 5 років тому +384

    Happened to me
    Crush: “You’re like my gay friend that’s straight”
    Me: “oh”

    • @diceyDA
      @diceyDA 5 років тому +16

      What was that supposed to mean?

    • @Kaiser721
      @Kaiser721 5 років тому +13

      @@diceyDA sorry man, F

    • @someoneinthecrowd4313
      @someoneinthecrowd4313 5 років тому +67

      The Ping Panther That means he's basically her gay friend, even though he's straight. Letting him know there's no chance for the puss in other words.

    • @danstrikker6465
      @danstrikker6465 5 років тому +6

      F

    • @neverforgettodofacepulls782
      @neverforgettodofacepulls782 5 років тому +4

      F

  • @rajarshiganguly8141
    @rajarshiganguly8141 5 років тому +496

    No-one:
    Literally not a single soul :
    Robot voice : Fassebuk

    • @koalabandit9166
      @koalabandit9166 4 роки тому +5

      French girl: "There's someone there"
      Other French girl: "Pyut-hatter all est jolly"

    • @Seth-uo4zn
      @Seth-uo4zn 4 роки тому +3

      Tl;doctor

    • @elcocaino8728
      @elcocaino8728 4 роки тому

      Feisbuk

  • @keithdean9149
    @keithdean9149 3 роки тому +24

    I was 17 and taking a Psychology class in High School. For some reason the teacher had the class do an exercise in which the guys would rate the girls and the girls would rate the guys on, "attractiveness and if they thought he or she would make for a good relationship" on a scale of 1-10. The class divided up, there were about 9 girls and 7 guys. Some of these girls I knew for years going back to Junior High or longer. I was rated a 2, that burned. As the day went on 6 of the girls came up to me and said, "I didn't think you deserved a 2 but everyone else did and I didn't want to say anything," that is what really got to me. Glad I wasn't on trial and needed some of them for character witnesses. I was like WTF, after all this time none of you would say one nice thing about me? A couple of these girls were going to get low scores as well but I had spoken up for them and got their scores raised. That was the day I learned to always speak up for yourself because no one else will and no good deed goes unpunished.

    • @theapexfighter8741
      @theapexfighter8741 2 роки тому

      I would have refused to do that challenge

    • @keithdean9149
      @keithdean9149 2 роки тому +3

      @@theapexfighter8741 He said later that it was not a good idea to have done that. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if the scores were done anonymously.

  • @Tiberiumreaction
    @Tiberiumreaction 5 років тому +342

    "How would you feel if I slept with someone else? Because I did."
    3 years later and that one still stings.

    • @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653
      @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653 5 років тому +24

      Slap her.

    • @kiret911
      @kiret911 5 років тому +31

      Look at the bright side , she at least told you and you didn't went for years or weeks without knowing right? If that's not the case I'm sorry someone did that to you. You deserve better.

    • @sasy8761
      @sasy8761 5 років тому +34

      trash took itself out

    • @sugariedreams2707
      @sugariedreams2707 5 років тому +8

      Burn her clothing please.

    • @jayferrio4370
      @jayferrio4370 5 років тому +4

      My ex boyfriend said that to me. I know how you feel Dx

  • @ctm9364
    @ctm9364 4 роки тому +224

    I dated a hot popular girl in high school. And something that was heart grinding was that A LOT of people would hit me with this
    "I mean why would she date you, I mean "look" at you"
    Honestly it was a really irritating thing I had to deal with

    • @spartan7983
      @spartan7983 4 роки тому +44

      Dude they probably just jealous

    • @sitikhasanah5677
      @sitikhasanah5677 4 роки тому +40

      Just answer "then what's your excuse? "

    • @havilavi472
      @havilavi472 3 роки тому +2

      @@sitikhasanah5677 exactly

    • @TonyTones123
      @TonyTones123 3 роки тому +11

      My friends at a party set me up with a cheerleader (who I wasnt into originally anyway) and we started talking for a bit. Toward the end of getting to know each other she told me that I reminded her of her autistic brothers. Pretty wild stuff bruh

  • @Anthony-nk4ky
    @Anthony-nk4ky 4 роки тому +2963

    “I’m just not into black guys....it sucks that the only thing wrong is something I have no ability to change”
    Michael Jackson has entered the chat
    EDIT: to everyone who has commented that he had vitiligo and to all the people who are about comment the same thing, let me spell it out for you: I T W A S A J O K E. I’m well aware of his condition, but it was a stupid joke. So if you find yourself about to call me stupid or a moron or an asshole, STOP and ask yourself “is this really worth my time?” And if the answer is “yes”, consider getting a life where you have better things to do than go after a random internet stranger who you’ll never meet in real life.

    • @Imabird4real
      @Imabird4real 4 роки тому +93

      Oh no, you didn't just... 😂

    • @patriklovrek1138
      @patriklovrek1138 4 роки тому +280

      Oh yes hee heee did

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth 4 роки тому +21

      I heard he changed his skin color for medical reasons, not because he was racist tho.

    • @kelving420
      @kelving420 4 роки тому +61

      @@illyGalSloth he had vitiligo, a condition in which your outer skin starts peeling off and only the inner layer stays intact (and much tougher to compensate), so your skin gets lighter in tone

    • @illyGalSloth
      @illyGalSloth 4 роки тому +4

      @@kelving420 Oh, I see now. I was kinda right then. Thanks for the info!

  • @jerry5867
    @jerry5867 3 роки тому +18

    I was 23 yo. I finally worked up the nerve to ask out a girl i liked. "What on earth made you think I would ever go out with you" She said it loud too. Her girlfriends were all laughing. I held back the tears until I got in my car and just ugly cried. Good times. lol

    • @hadilayyad6147
      @hadilayyad6147 Рік тому

      Bullet dodged my friend. I hope karma bites her in the ass and she gets rejected the same way lol

  • @captainshakenbake5101
    @captainshakenbake5101 5 років тому +399

    Yup, 5’4 here. Being short is a death sentence in dating.
    And the worst ones are the girls shorter than you.
    ‘I really wish I had a boyfriend like you in every way. Just....not you.’ 😑

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 5 років тому +40

      James Baker don’t give up. I’m 5’4” and my boyfriend is 5’5”. You might just have to find someone who cares more about you personally.
      Or have money? I hear that attracts pussy.

    • @destinygalearies7382
      @destinygalearies7382 5 років тому +43

      I think it's weird tbh. Like yes tall dudes are hot, but the nice thing about short dudes is that when you're standing close to him, it's easier to go for a hug, look into his eyes/at his face, kiss, etc. Like damn I can't imagine thinking a guy is perfect in every way but turning him down because he's short.

    • @theperv01
      @theperv01 5 років тому +20

      And in the 7th day god made beer and drugs and it was good.

    • @Slv4S8n666
      @Slv4S8n666 5 років тому +10

      Being short is not a problem, your just ugly and gay.

    • @boomerkobold3943
      @boomerkobold3943 5 років тому +5

      Ghetto Gothics was that a filthy frank reference?

  • @WestAirAviation
    @WestAirAviation 4 роки тому +535

    "You're so skinny dating you would be like dating another girl."

    • @ehsaanyousef2273
      @ehsaanyousef2273 3 роки тому +67

      damn ouch

    • @idkidk3424
      @idkidk3424 3 роки тому +110

      There are actually a lot of girls who prefer skinny guys to guys with muscles lol keep your head high

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 3 роки тому +33

      And i thought wouldn't feel more insecure about my skinny ass body, PAIN😔

    • @kil44ua43
      @kil44ua43 3 роки тому +3

      @@idkidk3424 really 😔

    • @jessiemayfield6749
      @jessiemayfield6749 3 роки тому +3

      Omg sorry dude

  • @smaug2981
    @smaug2981 5 років тому +449

    Was told, "I don't want to talk to you." at the beginning of a big group project in high school. After hearing that, as the group leader and a cruel bastard, I shifted the majority of the work onto me and the other 2 (who were close friends). At the end of the project we each had to turn in a copy of what each of us did. Since she had a third of what the rest of us did, she received an F for the project.

    • @Splash滴
      @Splash滴 5 років тому +21

      It was not that serious, but if she ended up getting an f she made an attempt not to do it, welp.

    • @ryanolson2405
      @ryanolson2405 5 років тому +1

      Baited

    • @znspyder
      @znspyder 4 роки тому +14

      r/outstandingmove

    • @mr.rodgers9891
      @mr.rodgers9891 4 роки тому +7

      You vindicated fuck. Major props.

    • @archerlangfield8189
      @archerlangfield8189 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah two wrongs make a right. Great job buddy.

  • @Toiyoki_
    @Toiyoki_ 3 роки тому +15

    "You turn gay men straight and straight women lesbian"
    This happened during my 8th grade history class and this girl realized I’m bi and we later on had a heated argument because I was being """annoying""" (I’m known to be quiet like all the time) and that’s when she said the quoted line above in front of god and everyone. I’ve had ZERO love life and hearing that just absolutely shattered my self esteem, heart, you name it.

  • @EannaWithAFada
    @EannaWithAFada 5 років тому +969

    Her: he needs to be 6ft tall have a six pack and make six figures and be super hot
    Also her: 🐳

    • @reidt182
      @reidt182 5 років тому +20

      @Firing Tank
      Whares?

    • @Doors067
      @Doors067 5 років тому +30

      if hes not 50 shades of gray he better learn how to be gay! -womenz

    • @mercy6620
      @mercy6620 5 років тому +5

      reminds me of the priest who said girls want 666

    • @4.8Sam
      @4.8Sam 5 років тому

      Don’t wanna like cuz it’s at 420 but I rlly want to

    • @Enigmaticharm
      @Enigmaticharm 5 років тому

      Guys say they want girls who aren't fat but i had I crush on a guy and he rejected me (anf im not fat) and started spreading rumors about me and now people avoid me

  • @reginaldbutcha4844
    @reginaldbutcha4844 5 років тому +204

    "You're hung-"
    Well at least he's got something going fo-
    *"like a baby"*
    CRITICAL HIT

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 5 років тому +20

      Or she's got the grand canyon between her legs.
      Take your pick lmao.

    • @jameson1239
      @jameson1239 4 роки тому +2

      Halo shield low noise plays

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 4 роки тому

      EarFarce4 the Grand Canyon lol. you could be 9 inches but after a break up a girl would say you u were small.

  • @Pikachu-uj7hf
    @Pikachu-uj7hf 5 років тому +161

    “I want a boyfriend just like you. Just not... you.”

    • @heiwiik8744
      @heiwiik8744 5 років тому

      GOD...DAMMIT!

    • @baiomarlaye3165
      @baiomarlaye3165 5 років тому

      @@droopymccool531 damn I feel ya

    • @UndeadItachi2
      @UndeadItachi2 5 років тому +10

      Funny because they are the biggest teases. Become your best friend. And almost make it 100% obvious they are into you. The moment you try to make a move it's like you are the most disgusting person they've ever met. From my experience, Girls dont know how to properly reject a man.

    • @sometimesChris01
      @sometimesChris01 5 років тому

      Don't judge by appearance

    • @aegiseurobeat4559
      @aegiseurobeat4559 5 років тому +4

      "Bitch what the fuck you mean you want someone like me but someone who isn't me, just say you don't fucking want me. We men prefer simple, to-the-point statements. No need to overcomplicate."

  • @elrenato82
    @elrenato82 3 роки тому +58

    I was in a relationship for 6.5 years. I did everything for her, tried to be the best man I could be. Then one day she told me she was pregnant. I was happy about it. It was a really shitty moment to happen but I thought: no worries, we'll deal with it and all will be allright. I was looking forward to become a father and after a month she confessed to me also out of the blue: she lied about being pregnant just to see how I would react hoping I would freak out so she could end the relationship. That moment I felt something breaking inside of me. Not only did she break my heart with this, I also had to deal with the loss of a fictitious child I never had. Then I cried for the first time in years. I've seen a lot of death but that was too much for me. I packed her stuff and threw her out in the middle of the night. No regrets!

    • @DuchessofEarlGrey
      @DuchessofEarlGrey 2 роки тому +4

      It's like those people who pretend to be terminal to test their friends. YEET!

    • @franck4727
      @franck4727 2 роки тому +7

      She was a coward and she lacked empathy. She didn't want to feel like she was a bad person for breaking up with you so she created a situation where you would have to end the relationship and be the bad guy. But her lie backfire it was well deserved

    • @asherlynn3635
      @asherlynn3635 Рік тому

      God what a lunatic, a freaking monster, good for you man. God that would gutted me.

  • @rezvlt9285
    @rezvlt9285 4 роки тому +132

    I remember being buddied up with a girl in Spanish class to do some tasks. She turned around to me and said with the most malice "You're a rat" 7 years on and for some reason, those words still stick.

    • @spartan7983
      @spartan7983 4 роки тому +35

      Some people are just complete assholes

    • @padpachan
      @padpachan 3 роки тому +21

      If this makes you feel better, you are a very cute rat, a very nice rat that would bring pizza to their loved ones kind of nice
      :D

    • @stohess
      @stohess 3 роки тому +21

      Don’t worry bro. You’re like Remy from Ratatouille. Looking like a normal rat but in reality someone who’s special.

    • @gdlomax
      @gdlomax 3 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: she loved rats
      Btw I love rats and that would be a nice thing to say.

    • @cmpunk500
      @cmpunk500 3 роки тому

      Well than you're Khabib and she's Connor
      PS: Ignore her

  • @pheonixmann1114
    @pheonixmann1114 5 років тому +175

    The I'm glad I had a miscarriage one. That is brutal. That's probably the worst thing to say to anybody in that situation

    • @Acidreflux0000
      @Acidreflux0000 5 років тому +5

      Only thing good in that situation is that the kid didn’t have to grow up with a mother like that.

    • @pheonixmann1114
      @pheonixmann1114 5 років тому +2

      @@Acidreflux0000 yeah true

  • @maxnordling3135
    @maxnordling3135 5 років тому +253

    Me to crush: “Hey I think I have feelings for you”
    Crush to me: “I literally can’t comprehend being with you, the thought of cuddling with you with you hurts me mentally”
    Crush to me: *goes off on me for 5 minutes telling me how I’m not relationship material*

    • @dddila
      @dddila 4 роки тому +33

      Fuck them. You deserve better, bruh

    • @maxnordling3135
      @maxnordling3135 4 роки тому +6

      Neverlandia Shit I never looked at it like that 😂

    • @Jacket223
      @Jacket223 4 роки тому +27

      Hey man if she was that willing to rant about you. You didnt doge a bullet you doged a cannon

    • @strawberry444
      @strawberry444 4 роки тому

      Fuck them, that's horrible.

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 4 роки тому

      "I think I no longer have feelings for you, nor will most people when they find out how you really are"

  • @gameplay5446
    @gameplay5446 3 роки тому +19

    One time I was walking down a park, two girls were walking past me, as soon as I walked past them I heard them say, would you have gone out with that guy in the blue t shirt ( yes I was wearing a blue t shirt) and then I hear a “no he is too ugly”. I am already very insecure, and for that to happen hurt me a lot.

    • @syedarizvi7290
      @syedarizvi7290 2 роки тому +1

      I'm really sorry to hear that. People should never ever hurt you, that unfortunately some people are just like that. Please don't bring yourself down, please don't be hard on yourself. We mustn't punish ourselves for something someone else did. I also used to have low self esteemed, but when I looked in the mirror, I definitely didn't hate what I saw. I smiled at myself and said if I think I look beautiful, then I don't care what anyone else thinks! Thank God, Alham du lilah I have been an optimistic person and it's always helped me. So I want you to do it as well, please don't distrust people, because not everyone is like that. In Sha Allah I hope you are married to a wonderful woman one day, one that will never make you feel bad and be there for you! Then In Sha Allah, you should also be there for her as well. Please be hopeful! That's awesome that if you are working on your career, self respect is the way to go! Mash Allah