Teachers Share Best "Smart-Ass" Response They've Ever Heard From A Student In School (r/AskReddit)

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  • @mh927
    @mh927 5 років тому +13862

    One student came in late and the teacher asked him why he’s late and he said “I’m not late, I’m early for tomorrow’s class.”

    • @joshenns2957
      @joshenns2957 5 років тому +157

      M H hi I’m

    • @F8TAL
      @F8TAL 5 років тому +636

      I'm so using this when school starts up again next year

    • @jabancho1990
      @jabancho1990 5 років тому +179

      Should I just count you absent for the day? I would have retorted back to one of my students. I’ve been lucky enough to be gifted the clever gene; and yet to meet a student cleverer than me. But this only my 6th year..... how long will my mouth be u defeated!??? Will I make it to my tenure with it? Or shall I see a genius rip me apart in a couple of sharp bites!? Idk 🤷‍♂️

    • @yuurinayase8377
      @yuurinayase8377 5 років тому +124

      Then wait outside for tomorrow's class

    • @Rob526
      @Rob526 5 років тому +211

      @@jabancho1990I hope you aren't a teacher as you cannot properly form a sentence. Also you weren't gifted a clever gene its obvious by the way you talk.

  • @irishflamingos1330
    @irishflamingos1330 5 років тому +6016

    ONE TIME THIS TEACHER SAID “WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES. ITS FINE”
    ONE KIDS ACTUALLY SCREAMED “YEAH I CAN TELL YOUR PARENTS MADE MANY”

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 5 років тому +320

      power bender 3 (with an echo) YES SHE DOES

    • @jyotsinachhabria1907
      @jyotsinachhabria1907 5 років тому +153

      @@QS1597 oof this made me wheeze lmao

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 5 років тому +47

      Jyotsina Chhabria glad it did

    • @irishflamingos1330
      @irishflamingos1330 5 років тому +33

      QuickScope1597 I’m a girl but okay😂😂😂

    • @QS1597
      @QS1597 5 років тому +24

      irish flamingos edited

  • @nikitakidd6879
    @nikitakidd6879 4 роки тому +2856

    My maths teacher used to call out people saying “stop talking and flirting during my class” she once said it to 2 guys and they turned around in sync saying “that’s gay, we ain’t into that” at graduation they announced they were dating

  • @crystalgolem602
    @crystalgolem602 4 роки тому +9307

    Every teacher gangsta till the student who was sleeping the whole time got the highest score.

    • @sstargazerss
      @sstargazerss 3 роки тому +404

      he's ascended to god status

    • @crystalgolem602
      @crystalgolem602 3 роки тому +66

      @@FirstnameLastnames 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @justmusic1617
      @justmusic1617 3 роки тому +175

      I once did this in english class (im not from a english speaking country) i got Better grades than the teacher did when he was my age 👌

    • @igotyourmomful
      @igotyourmomful 3 роки тому +85

      Bro I did this for a algebra class passed my final exam with a 101 when I tell u this guy was pissed.

    • @Silver_meteor0418
      @Silver_meteor0418 3 роки тому +29

      @Texsic the one place where he should be restricted the most is also the most freedom he has

  • @lukemartin2818
    @lukemartin2818 5 років тому +8039

    Teacher: I’ve been teaching longer than your parents have been alive
    My friend: My dad is 60

    • @slowcamry
      @slowcamry 5 років тому +304

      Sierra Sammy technically the teacher isn’t wrong

    • @Mindfever20
      @Mindfever20 5 років тому +98

      @@nightmareeyes4116 lmao a white knight

    • @xiasvgz9886
      @xiasvgz9886 5 років тому +83

      The people are taking the dead dad thing as a joke and seriously. I'm confused if its real or not

    • @SharpShooterENG
      @SharpShooterENG 5 років тому +58

      My dad is still at the shop for milk... Ain't been back since.

    • @exii-bit7349
      @exii-bit7349 5 років тому +11

      KazzyV2 same my dad went to grocery store to get hot Cheetos but he ain’t back ain’t

  • @Tofugirl361
    @Tofugirl361 5 років тому +5131

    Teacher: There are no stupid questions
    Kid in my fifth period: is that a challenge?

    • @sadiegarcia2332
      @sadiegarcia2332 5 років тому +107

      it's shayna my teacher said “there are no dumb questions” on the first day of school just so he could say “I used to think there were no dumb questions” when a kid says a weird and stupid question.

    • @jeremywatters2295
      @jeremywatters2295 5 років тому +21

      Teacher: Only stupid people

    • @justawildgengar
      @justawildgengar 5 років тому +6

      Lol I laughed at this so much cause I said this a couple months ago and my teacher just said no just stupid people and I just said TRUUUUUU

    • @bigbruhmento7731
      @bigbruhmento7731 5 років тому +1

      yes lol

    • @52Legend
      @52Legend 4 роки тому +1

      me gr5:****

  • @smeegychee2583
    @smeegychee2583 5 років тому +5122

    One of my best friends is an orphan (mom died when he was 2 and dad died when he was in 7th grade) and he is extremely ADHD but unmedicated and last year our English teacher said to him because he was acting up "would you like me to call your parents?" And his quick ass reply was "you can try but you'll need a ouija board" and the class irrupted in laughter and it is the single greatest comeback I've ever heard
    Edit: yo thanks for the likes

  • @katestevens86
    @katestevens86 3 роки тому +331

    In my freshman philosophy class, we were discussing language etc. The instructor said: "A double negative is always a positive. but a double positive is never a negative". From the back of the class, someone drawled: "yeah, yeah".

    • @colourblindchalk
      @colourblindchalk 3 роки тому +17

      took me a second to understand

    • @irishuisman1450
      @irishuisman1450 3 роки тому +22

      "yeah, right"

    • @shade5616
      @shade5616 2 роки тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @ariadne0w1
      @ariadne0w1 2 роки тому +9

      @@shade5616 You can can "I didn't not go to the store" and it cancels out, meaning you did go to the store. Didn't and Not are the negative words. The instructor was trying to point out that you can't use positives in the same way, since "I did did go to the store" is nonsense. The student then used sarcasm to make 2 positive words mean something negative, being dismissive of the teacher and proving them wrong in the same breath. Episode 56 of the free podcast Lingthusiam covers this topic under the title of negation, if you are interested in learning more.

    • @_wrath_._
      @_wrath_._ 2 роки тому +2

      @@ariadne0w1 thanks

  • @losersweepers.
    @losersweepers. 4 роки тому +4078

    I was in my reading class and we had one of those really strict female teachers that absolutely will mess someone up if they breathe wrong and there were these two kids sitting in the back of the class and goofing off like they normally did and my teacher yelled;
    "Do I need to call your parents?" and I swear to god, one of the kids (who's adopted) said:
    "You can, but they won't answer. Their dead."
    and oh my god, the look on my teacher's face.
    No one even laughed. It was just really really sad. My teacher then said; "Why are you talking back to me?" and the same kid replied;
    "because that's what you do in a conversation, ma'am."
    THEN the class lost it.

    • @Sundancer127
      @Sundancer127 4 роки тому +691

      Speech 100
      Destruction 100

    • @radioactivegaming6781
      @radioactivegaming6781 4 роки тому +377

      : me : **exiting through the emergency exit**
      *Sneak 100*

    • @dema636
      @dema636 4 роки тому +290

      r/murderedbywords

    • @umekalsoomnadeem1350
      @umekalsoomnadeem1350 4 роки тому +234

      Oooohh I'll get you an Ice pack from the school nurse for that burn

    • @Phoenix-lb2bw
      @Phoenix-lb2bw 4 роки тому +113

      @@umekalsoomnadeem1350 nah a wet paper towel will do it 😅😅

  • @jaredthomas7993
    @jaredthomas7993 5 років тому +2770

    A kid in my math class asked the teacher “when are we ever going to use this?”
    the teacher proceeded to explain, “You can get really high paying jobs that use this very often”
    The kid responded, “Oh like this one?”

    • @austinbaird1359
      @austinbaird1359 5 років тому +252

      My math teacher told us "never, but you still have to pass this class, and I still have to teach it."

    • @52Legend
      @52Legend 4 роки тому +17

      nah teachers dont get paid much

    • @thekingdelta7293
      @thekingdelta7293 4 роки тому +87

      @@52Legend that's the point of the response...

    • @lisa101561
      @lisa101561 4 роки тому +16

      Answer to the second one; but i wanna be a clothing hanger tho

    • @ninisiar
      @ninisiar 4 роки тому +4

      @@lisa101561 haha I miss vines

  • @DTux5249
    @DTux5249 5 років тому +795

    10:40 wow...
    Kid actually had a point...
    Not even a smart-ass remark just true...

    • @theskyisteal8346
      @theskyisteal8346 5 років тому +10

      I've given one like that before

    • @nightcoredaisuki9750
      @nightcoredaisuki9750 5 років тому +30

      Actually, I think this is the most horrible answer of those. The teacher not bothering him again was probably very baffled by that degree of nihilism and pragmatism, and gave up on him immediately. That guy reminds me of myself when I went to school, just that it was history. My teacher gave up when I pointed out her subject to be irrelevant because "there is wikipedia". She did no accept my facebook friend request after graduation.

    • @AstorEzequiel
      @AstorEzequiel 5 років тому +13

      I remember that there was a time were I couldn't sleep right. Many of teachers preffer students that are not bothering than those who are, my teachers are actually pretty nice and reasonable. In one point one of them waked me up right after the class finished and said "I didn't wanted to bother in the first hour, you seem that needed that sleep anyway." and then she buyed me a coffe saying that I would need that for the rest of the morning.
      I'm actually sad that my class are just a bunch of assholes towards her in many ocassions :s

    • @gazebo9730
      @gazebo9730 5 років тому +12

      Dude I HATE when teachers stop the whole damn class because a couple of people are talking and complain about “disrupting the class” then proceed to wait for ten minutes in utter silence and later take ten minutes out of your free time for “wasting time”

    • @stary3482
      @stary3482 4 роки тому

      @@nightcoredaisuki9750 Honestly the student is right and the teacher is also right. Wasting the classes time to berade him on whatever he did wrong doesn't solve anything, but the teacher has to somehow get them to wake up. Since he may not be distracting others, he will regret this later on, especially if you are in a high school that requires 2 years of another language to graduate.

  • @s1mply_c0nfus3d
    @s1mply_c0nfus3d 3 роки тому +1952

    My teacher once called on me in class, I guess she thought she could catch me off guard as I was very tired looking, but hey, I was listening. Anyways, she calls me to answer, and I started to speak, you know, like actually give the answer, when my brain just stopped. I stopped like speaking and I didn't know what to think, so I continued with "Ma'am, My Brain has just flown off to space, it'll be back soon, just give it a second."

  • @ppe9212
    @ppe9212 5 років тому +3872

    A friend told me this:
    Teacher: school is your second home
    Friend: it's my second home? I'm selling it

  • @RiskiestCobra8
    @RiskiestCobra8 5 років тому +333

    My teacher was yelling at a friend of mine who’s mother worked at the school and she said “I know your mother” and everyone went silent and if it didn’t you couldn’t have heard him say “I do too”

  • @owenstephens3389
    @owenstephens3389 5 років тому +1752

    Once in my high school Spanish class, the teacher was trying to come up with an example sentence off the top of her head to explain a concept. So she goes "I like her, what would that be?" Without missing a beat, I look her in the eyes and say "gay". The entire class lost it, and even she was having trouble not cracking up.

    • @taffyadam6031
      @taffyadam6031 5 років тому +61

      Owen Stephens not a teacher but

    • @STUNTSTHEREALONE
      @STUNTSTHEREALONE 5 років тому +62

      I read the “without missing a beat” part of your comment at exactly 1:05

    • @sweetener.grxnde0528
      @sweetener.grxnde0528 5 років тому +1

      Owen Stephens except none of that happened!

    • @owenstephens3389
      @owenstephens3389 5 років тому +69

      @@sweetener.grxnde0528 do you really think I'd waste my time making up a story just to make it so mundane? If I were to actually make a fictional comment, I'd make it so over the top even idiots like you would be self conscious pointing out that it never happened because it's so readily apparent.

    • @enzomalagoli5725
      @enzomalagoli5725 5 років тому +1

      yea it never happened

  • @ansleyhutto
    @ansleyhutto 3 роки тому +511

    when i was in 7th grade, i missed 2 days of school because my grandma passed away and i went out of town for her funeral. well the next day i came to class, teacher started screaming at me, saying i’d better have a good reason for skipping class. i looked her in the eyes and said, “does a funeral count?” and the look of shock on her face was priceless. my mother contacted her later that day with a very ✨aggressive✨email. :)

    • @AnshuOP69
      @AnshuOP69 3 роки тому +14

      sad

    • @artwork_wishes2638
      @artwork_wishes2638 3 роки тому +101

      I saw something like this except the teacher said "someone better have died (they had missed like a week) for you to miss this much class" The student replied, "Does my dad count?" You can imagine how that went over

    • @ravengray3095
      @ravengray3095 3 роки тому +38

      See this is why I usually would tell my teachers “hey a family member died so I won’t be here for a while” instead of just disappearing, it’s not ok that the teacher attacked them like that, but they also could’ve taken steps to ensure that didn’t happen

    • @mechengr1731
      @mechengr1731 3 роки тому +29

      @@ravengray3095 yeah, but maybe it was something that just got overlooked in the chaos?
      Maybe her mom thought they had contacted the school, or they did contact the school and the office forgot to tell the teacher?

    • @everynewdayisablessing8509
      @everynewdayisablessing8509 3 роки тому +21

      Our school has a policy that you need to let them know ON THE DAY OF ABSENCE that your child will not be attending today. I thought that is the norm. It should be. It would save both parties from stupid situations like that. Teacher screaming at student is not ok though. And vice versa.

  • @AmmarAbdSaleh
    @AmmarAbdSaleh 4 роки тому +2645

    One time I wasn’t paying attention to my teacher. He asked what was the last thing he said, I explained the whole lesson with the parts he yet didn’t explain.
    He yelled at me to shut up

    • @axcerlux2572
      @axcerlux2572 4 роки тому +102

      Well that's great xD

    • @AllTerrain_
      @AllTerrain_ 4 роки тому +398

      If his wording was "Repeat the last thing I said" you should've responded with "Repeat the last thing I said" lmaooo

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 4 роки тому +94

      @@AllTerrain_ nah thats too classic

    • @gagida1829
      @gagida1829 4 роки тому +68

      Youre like the one asian kid who got moved down a semester🤣

    • @AmmarAbdSaleh
      @AmmarAbdSaleh 4 роки тому +55

      Well people call me the nerd clown, idk, i just blast jokes in the middle if the class but im also the class nerd. Is that even a thing

  • @flyinbrian5437
    @flyinbrian5437 5 років тому +3139

    This guy Austin in my 6th grade class was talking like Mario all morning, the teacher let him for a bit but then she said "Austin! Stop talking like Mario!". His response?
    Austin:"Fine din, I talk like Luigi"

    • @TheChosenMoose01
      @TheChosenMoose01 5 років тому +110

      What happened next?

    • @midnighttpb
      @midnighttpb 5 років тому +57

      Bears Lightyear that’s fucking lit

    • @mambojambo4870
      @mambojambo4870 5 років тому +14

      comed gold xD

    • @flyinbrian5437
      @flyinbrian5437 5 років тому +154

      @@TheChosenMoose01 she held back a laugh and told him to stand in the hallway and wait for her. She had some quiet giggles then went out and sternly told him to listen and stop talking.

    • @samventurer375
      @samventurer375 5 років тому +8

      That's just annoying.

  • @hithere1036
    @hithere1036 5 років тому +13057

    The best one was in biology class in grade 9
    Teacher :Stop sleeping your mom doesn't pay for sleeping lessons
    Student:shes supposed to be paying for good education but I'm not getting it

    • @solomaze6506
      @solomaze6506 5 років тому +531

      That's a good one

    • @malkidrs4520
      @malkidrs4520 5 років тому +707

      Holy shit you fucking killed her dude

    • @LuxuryIncorp
      @LuxuryIncorp 5 років тому +113

      hi there you’d be getting good education if you actually listened and were focused

    • @hithere1036
      @hithere1036 5 років тому +363

      @@LuxuryIncorp no where did I say it was me that said it

    • @lpsconstellation3541
      @lpsconstellation3541 5 років тому +55

      DAAAAAANNNGGG

  • @RandomPerson-cm2wg
    @RandomPerson-cm2wg 3 роки тому +486

    My friend once told me that during a physics exam, he got a question along the lines of “demonstrate an example of resistance.” and he answered “No.”
    The teacher was both pissed and pleased with the answer that she decided to let him get away with it.

    • @everynewdayisablessing8509
      @everynewdayisablessing8509 3 роки тому +67

      It was a good answer after all, he understood what resistance meant.

    • @Despair_Bagel
      @Despair_Bagel 2 роки тому +25

      Wait why is he denying the question?
      *_OH_*

    • @Magik_Cloud495
      @Magik_Cloud495 2 роки тому +12

      @@Despair_Bagelwe need a subreddit called r/kindawooshed for moments like these

    • @hahayuck2169
      @hahayuck2169 2 роки тому +5

      *resistance 100*

    • @ricorodriguez4085
      @ricorodriguez4085 2 роки тому

      We also need more guns to eliminate redditers🔫

  • @qrytch5592
    @qrytch5592 5 років тому +7026

    No one:
    Text to speech: DEEEEEM

    • @mrnoname2321
      @mrnoname2321 5 років тому +121

      Qrytch ʕ•̫͡•
      “Sheeeeet”

    • @icybean1742
      @icybean1742 5 років тому +36

      That reminds me that the dean at my school rides a golf cart and almost plows through kids and probably would if we all didnt get out of the way

    • @casiedelrio3517
      @casiedelrio3517 5 років тому +14

      The legendary Quagsire wait bruh same but his son LAYS DOWN in the back of it with a fricking horn and kazoo

    • @karsonhevener8773
      @karsonhevener8773 5 років тому +9

      Why did i read this as soon as tts said it

    • @mothmando2376
      @mothmando2376 5 років тому +7

      DE-E-E-E-E-M

  • @ACTemjin
    @ACTemjin 4 роки тому +4823

    Student: "Man, that's gay"
    Teacher: "Honey, expand your word power, use your vocabulary. Choose a different adjective."
    Student: "Okay, that's homosexual"

    • @suhasop4919
      @suhasop4919 4 роки тому +290

      Student after saying that: gantlemen

    • @grey9422
      @grey9422 4 роки тому +212

      one time we were in class playing a game called "who is most likely" and one of the questions was who is most likely to be gay and the teacher found out and said that that is technically a hate crime and sent all of us to the office

    • @sleekestice9578
      @sleekestice9578 4 роки тому +50

      *No, it's double gay.*

    • @ChanMan-mm7fe
      @ChanMan-mm7fe 4 роки тому +83

      @@grey9422 ah, sjw teachers at their finest...

    • @Pocketdaemon
      @Pocketdaemon 4 роки тому +89

      I hugged my bvro in the hallway and the meme Lord of the class went "seems kinda gay to me", teacher redacted almost the same, he deadass went "seems slightly homoerotic to me" the best thing is I'm gay and he's bi and we've been on/off flirting for over a year lmao

  • @painandmisery8971
    @painandmisery8971 5 років тому +1224

    i remember this one time where the teacher asked how we see colors
    and this smartass said "with eyes"
    _outstanding move_

  • @zylieacaria4601
    @zylieacaria4601 4 роки тому +888

    The best smart-ass response was
    *"How the hell could you talk with 200lbs standing on you?"*
    *"With Your Mouth."*

  • @Taylor_Made_Music
    @Taylor_Made_Music 5 років тому +2421

    Law teacher: "why haven't you done your work?"
    Me: "why aren't you a lawyer?"

    • @marieshives9479
      @marieshives9479 4 роки тому +56

      OOOOF

    • @thetweefirebug
      @thetweefirebug 4 роки тому +108

      That is a bitch slap and a half.

    • @dimtrisouthworth9968
      @dimtrisouthworth9968 4 роки тому +8

      Cool Cupcake my exact response

    • @agzzradface3113
      @agzzradface3113 4 роки тому +15

      thats a good question
      why isnt he a lawyer

    • @Sorrelhas
      @Sorrelhas 4 роки тому +30

      A sad reality many students face is that just because you want to work on something doesn't mean you will. Not all historians get to be scientists due to a number of reasons and end up teaching instead.
      That's why on many occasions teachers look like they want to die. Their work is a daily reminder of their failure/naivete.

  • @anchalvijayan8164
    @anchalvijayan8164 4 роки тому +647

    So a teacher once asked me to make a sentence out of one word, let that word be X, i didn't know what it meant so i said "teacher asked me to make a sentence out of X and i couldn't " the whole class just lost it and my teacher was impressed. 😂

    • @hannahhewetson1618
      @hannahhewetson1618 3 роки тому +45

      I had to write all my vocab words in sentences and always did something like
      “What is the definition of x?”
      Or
      “X was on my spelling test”

    • @cringe6059
      @cringe6059 3 роки тому +18

      Clever

    • @potatoman8156
      @potatoman8156 3 роки тому +17

      UNO REVERSED!

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 2 роки тому +7

      This is actually smart and not disrespectful.
      With your permission
      Do you mind if I use your story in a video?

    • @anchalvijayan8164
      @anchalvijayan8164 2 роки тому +3

      @@HasufelyArod yea sure, I won't mind

  • @akitaxx
    @akitaxx 4 роки тому +1349

    So, my brothers teacher took his phone cause he checked the time in class. She said she’d give it back at the end of class but didn’t. He told my mom, she went to the school. She talked to the teacher and my mom said, "you are holding his phone like you pay the bills for them"
    Teacher stared and the principal who was standing the doorway watching. He literally just smiled proudly, and walked to his office slowly. The teacher just gave him his phone, and the rest of the school year didn’t care if he was on his phone.
    Somehow my mom impressed the principal.

    • @mistykitchen9515
      @mistykitchen9515 3 роки тому +58

      Your mom went all-out on it, say bravo if you haven’t

    • @jacobisaclown2426
      @jacobisaclown2426 3 роки тому +73

      My mom would’ve said deal with it or said it’s my fault and I shouldn’t have taken it out in the first place lmao

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 3 роки тому +26

      As a teacher, a mom wouldn't have caused me to neglect my duties as a teacher. As a mom, I wouldn't have let the teacher give my son special treatment either ✌😉

    • @stellasoleclark5586
      @stellasoleclark5586 3 роки тому +1

      That's...not nice though

    • @StephFrandsen
      @StephFrandsen 3 роки тому +8

      @@stellasoleclark5586 When you teach children "nice" goes out the door. Be respectful and kind but when a student is cheating themselves out of their own learning, no parent ought to be okay with paying taxes to always mollycoddle bad behavior. Staring at your phone during a lesson IS bad behavior!!!! PUT IT AWAY!!!
      Obviously this boy was a repeat offender and the parents took away her authority over their son (which I would call a stupid move) that principal SUCKED to have made her feel bad in front of the student. And finally, the teacher should have returned his phone at the end of class!!!! Administration has the backbones of JELLYFISH whenever there's a situation where a teacher's authority is undermined IN FRONT OF THEIR STUDENT!!!!

  • @michaelbaker5501
    @michaelbaker5501 3 роки тому +291

    I was in my 9th grade English class. We were practicing for the midterm which would include questions on the book "To Kill a Mockingbird". One of my friends was asked what state the book took place in. She didn't know, so I chimed in and shouted from across the classroom "think incest". The whole class including our teacher broke out into laughter. But, the funniest thing is she guessed Alabama correctly after my hint.

    • @HasufelyArod
      @HasufelyArod 2 роки тому +5

      This is a great reference.
      With your permission
      Do you mind if I use your story in a video?

    • @cereal_isgood5026
      @cereal_isgood5026 2 роки тому

      @@HasufelyArod yes

  • @blazeclarke
    @blazeclarke 4 роки тому +751

    I've been told that as a kid in school, when I was young, I used to read a book under my desk rather than fully paying attention to the class. The teacher would always try and catch me off guard by asking me what the answer to a question was, and I'd answer straight away, correctly. Used to really piss the teacher off apparently

    • @AliferousAngels
      @AliferousAngels 4 роки тому +85

      Oh that's exactly what I used to do..Once I was actually listening class cause it's my favorite subject, Had the book INSIDE the desk CLOSED. This stupid boy at the back sees my book and tells the teacher I'm reading in class, I'm explaining it's just in my desk. Teacher doesn't listen
      *So I stopped listening in class.*

    • @seanfitch9366
      @seanfitch9366 4 роки тому +6

      same

    • @angelmark1391
      @angelmark1391 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @peg8354
      @peg8354 3 роки тому +10

      haha same but i didn't read books just day dreamt. well i like reading the textbooks when i like so its a meal for the future

    • @cyanishida3470
      @cyanishida3470 3 роки тому +1

      Dang haha

  • @poppyrosewhite
    @poppyrosewhite 4 роки тому +3779

    “there are no stupid questions”
    me: if pinocchio says “my nose will grow now”, will it grow? because if it grows he’s telling the truth, but it can only grow when he lies. If it doesn’t grow, he was lying. But then it needs to grow.
    Please I am very confused.

    • @danielab7256
      @danielab7256 4 роки тому +601

      The nose would explode of confusion

    • @qim787
      @qim787 4 роки тому +717

      If you wanted a serious answer: It's a matter of intent. If he truly believes his nose will grow, it will not because he is speaking honestly. If he knows his nose is not going to grow or doubts that it will, then it does; he was trying to lie. His beliefs will decide whether or not his nose grows.

    • @sadchild9478
      @sadchild9478 4 роки тому +195

      Rowena's Slave you are a genius! Take my gamer girl bath water as a gift for your massive brain.(no I’m not being sarcastic)

    • @MoonlitPhoenix0
      @MoonlitPhoenix0 4 роки тому +52

      @@qim787 that. Is not how that works since he knows from the get go that his nose grows if he lies, it's impossible for him to just believe it will grow and it grows

    • @MoonlitPhoenix0
      @MoonlitPhoenix0 4 роки тому +33

      So, poppy, how much weed did you smoke?

  • @KOTLC
    @KOTLC 5 років тому +1517

    Teacher: "from all of this talking i assume your work is done then."
    My friend: " from all of this complaining i assume you're still single then."

  • @Bentley6752
    @Bentley6752 4 роки тому +200

    “How the hell do you talk with a person standing on you?!”
    “With your mouth!”

  • @emmawoudul4917
    @emmawoudul4917 4 роки тому +3412

    "School is no place for sleeping"
    "Home is no place for work, either"
    we didnt get homework for a week.

    • @szonyoka
      @szonyoka 4 роки тому +197

      You and your lucky asses... 😂 😂

    • @yourmum1963
      @yourmum1963 4 роки тому +38

      Lucky I have like 4 or 5 homeworks but done 2 of them so yeah

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +20

      @@yourmum1963 because we are in a special program called STE, we have 10 to 11 (this is in highschool)

    • @yourmum1963
      @yourmum1963 4 роки тому +9

      @@Waftey oh wow that's a lot I'm feeling lucky and good luck kiddie

    • @Waftey
      @Waftey 4 роки тому +8

      @@yourmum1963 yeah, being smart can sometimes be a pain in the butt

  • @jhc2457
    @jhc2457 4 роки тому +1974

    My dad told me that when he was in high school a mean teacher went to the Grand Canyon and when he came back he was showing the students pictures from the trip. One of the pictures was of the teacher’s wife riding a mule down the Grand Canyon, and the teacher says “Here’s a picture of my wife.” And then a student replies “Who’s on top of her?”

  • @rowstiels8216
    @rowstiels8216 5 років тому +758

    Ok so one of my teachers roasted a popular girl in my class. Some of the girls skipped the first few minutes of the class to receive some medals or something. When they came back the teacher asked them why they had skipped the first few minutes. The popular girl shouted, thinking that it was funny or something “They went to receive medals because of how smart they are”. The teacher then responds with “Oh, so that’s why you didn’t go with them”
    The whole class lost it.

  • @midnightfrosting
    @midnightfrosting 3 роки тому +102

    My story:
    Okay so when I was 11 the teacher was talking about what he teaches us and why. He asked me why we think he teaches us this and I responded with "Because you're forced too and otherwise the school will fire you". He was silent after that. I never really thought of it as a big deal until I randomly told my mum a couple days ago and she burst out into laughter. So yeah that's my story I guess.

    • @AndresGonzalez-tv6br
      @AndresGonzalez-tv6br 4 місяці тому +1

      Funny story! Sometimes kids' honesty can really catch adults off guard.

  • @yurigacha-san1367
    @yurigacha-san1367 4 роки тому +491

    I remember I was going to leave the classroom when the bell went even though the teacher was still teaching because I had to pick up my brother from primary school.
    The Teacher: What are you doing, (my name)?
    Me: Leaving the class because the bell went, and you're not teaching my maths group anymore.
    Teacher: The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Now come back and sit in your seat until I finish, like the rest of the class.
    I was very annoyed because my parents got mad because my brother had to wait 10 minutes outside on a rainy and cold day (no surprises, here, it's Scotland, the weather is always downright terrible XD) while my teacher was discussing things with that group. So the next day I decided to use what the teacher said to my advantage, and was purposely late to her class.
    Teacher: Why are you late? The bell went 20 minutes ago.
    Me: If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then I assumed it doesn't tell me when to arrive either, and you didn't tell me to come to class.
    The class exploded when I said that. I got detention for the first time that year, but it was worth it for the reactions of the class and the teacher's expression.

  • @getonleagueguys7557
    @getonleagueguys7557 5 років тому +4831

    Teacher: No drinks in class
    Kid: *grabs teachers drink and puts it in the trash*
    Teacher: Go to the office
    Kid: Why are you booing me, I'm right.

    • @hip2besquare632
      @hip2besquare632 5 років тому +84

      We had a teacher for health and social studies so she banned drinks with x amount of sugar I’m only health class it was a ok in social study es but a no go in health

    • @cchi7515
      @cchi7515 5 років тому +216

      I have a teacher that doesn't want us to be late in her subject, and she really didn't open the door for our classmates who were late because our cr is malfunctioning. One time she was 25 minutes late and we didn't mind her knocking on the door because it was locked. Yes, we locked our door on our teacher who was about to give an exam to us. We we're then yelled at and gave a harder exam.

    • @MrPumpkinDuck
      @MrPumpkinDuck 5 років тому +137

      @@cchi7515 wow what a hypocrite

    • @prestonbeatty9528
      @prestonbeatty9528 5 років тому +7

      r/thathappened and it is a repost

    • @existtodieofdepression3762
      @existtodieofdepression3762 5 років тому +31

      Preston Beatty yeah we know dumbass. He made it into a meme you uncultured swine. The last part is a meme

  • @fluffyentertainments4161
    @fluffyentertainments4161 5 років тому +674

    okay..so. this was me. 😂
    now. my eighth grade math teacher wasn’t the best. he expected us to write down EVERYTHING he does, and memorize it for a test on the following friday. personally, i can’t learn that way. now. as an artist, i draw in class. it helps me pay attention (i get all of my work done, and understand everything. it just helps me to do something with my hands) but that teacher didn’t like it. he thought i wasn’t paying attention. so one class, i was really fed up. he took my sketchbook from my hands in the beginning of the class, and i was already annoyed (i was having trouble paying attention, and people were just getting on my nerves). he then went on some tangent talking/praising his successful siblings. (like, one worked for the government i think, and another worked for NASA, if i’m remembering right). when i’m annoyed, i tend to snap at people. and when he stopped talking, i blurted out “and you’re an eighth grade math teacher.”. the class erupted in laughter. even the second teacher (we had two, the other one was a sweetheart. she was there to assist people while my normal teacher was teaching) had burst into laughter.
    i’m so proud of myself. 😂

    • @gassman2010
      @gassman2010 5 років тому +5

      I would like but it’s at 69

    • @sepsa7468
      @sepsa7468 5 років тому +12

      holy shit ur amazing 😳

    • @sepsa7468
      @sepsa7468 5 років тому +11

      i actually would like to see that happening tho sjsjsjsj

    • @y3flamex250
      @y3flamex250 5 років тому +1

      ok Fluffy Entertainment

    • @WhoTfAmI_HuH688
      @WhoTfAmI_HuH688 5 років тому +3

      Omfg😂😂

  • @Miggified
    @Miggified 3 роки тому +64

    Back in middle school, my teacher told us to give her difficult questions. Everyone gave different and difficult Math problems, while one student goes " Why are you single?." The teacher literally went silent, trying not to laugh. Luckily the student didn't get into trouble.

    • @AndresGonzalez-tv6br
      @AndresGonzalez-tv6br 4 місяці тому +1

      Funny moment! Sometimes unexpected questions are the most memorable.

  • @imjaycuzz
    @imjaycuzz 5 років тому +515

    When I was in school my dad wasn't around and one time when I got on the teachers nerves he said "Would you like me to set up your father about your behavior" to which I responded "Good luck finding him. He's been playing hide n seek with me for 13 years" the whole class went crazy

    • @silvershadow5242
      @silvershadow5242 5 років тому +16

      Let me guess. He went to buy cigarettes?

    • @Seven_DB
      @Seven_DB 5 років тому +19

      @@silvershadow5242 nah he went to buy milk

    • @marionmelia2962
      @marionmelia2962 5 років тому +10

      Monster nah he went to buy nestle chocolate milk with those chocolate straws.

    • @Seven_DB
      @Seven_DB 5 років тому +3

      @@marionmelia2962 eww went to buy CHOCOLATE milk i hate chocolate milk #not my dad

    • @Seven_DB
      @Seven_DB 5 років тому +1

      @@idunno1300 its not poor taste its the right taste chocolate milk is nasty

  • @jenztopia
    @jenztopia 4 роки тому +625

    Teacher: (standing up) Stand up if you are an idiot
    Student: **stands up** I didn't want you to be the only one

  • @dav8902
    @dav8902 5 років тому +3088

    These people be like...
    Question: What was something you did during your life?
    The People: I’m not alive but...

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 5 років тому +111

      Askreddit in a nutshell

    • @sg-ds6qg
      @sg-ds6qg 5 років тому +81

      More like "i never lived but...

    • @urischic1668
      @urischic1668 5 років тому +52

      Scooby Sax
      EVERYTIME
      The question: Teacher’s what’s something-
      Answers: Well, I’m not a teacher but-

    • @maxminton7861
      @maxminton7861 5 років тому +37

      “What is a high level felony you have committed?”
      “Well, I didn’t do this. But my friend...”

    • @ventexovakon2178
      @ventexovakon2178 5 років тому

      Doomers, man.

  • @softpaw6234
    @softpaw6234 3 роки тому +79

    One of my worksheets said "your name is here" and I wrote "no it's not"
    I have very distinct handwriting and my teacher loved it so it didn't hurt my grade

    • @masenko4519
      @masenko4519 3 роки тому +7

      If a teacher marked you down for that they are a bad teacher

  • @deputyknight8915
    @deputyknight8915 5 років тому +765

    Me: I want to learn it in a way that makes sense.
    Teacher: Dont insult me! I've been a flawless educator for half my life!
    Me: how come I got this half?

  • @sunfl6wers
    @sunfl6wers 4 роки тому +1438

    my human geography teacher, talking about new york : “it’s so crowded there! it’s literally like they’re living on top of eachother!”
    me, being the smartass that i am : “uh yea sir, they’re called apartments”

    • @forbiddenaccount5338
      @forbiddenaccount5338 4 роки тому +7

      ahahaha

    • @Knookah
      @Knookah 4 роки тому +4

      Cassie the wizard ikr

    • @kakyiondonut6084
      @kakyiondonut6084 4 роки тому +3

      I would do something like that

    • @gamma830
      @gamma830 4 роки тому +19

      how has nobody pointed out the "human" geography teacher part?..

    • @Peachii333
      @Peachii333 4 роки тому +8

      Being my dummy self, I literally think they are literally on top of each other. Like one's feet is on someone's shoulder. 🤦‍♀️

  • @jayleighsmith394
    @jayleighsmith394 5 років тому +2489

    My teacher: your attitude stinks!
    Girl: maybe it’s just you, close your legs
    8th grade math is wild

    • @V_098
      @V_098 5 років тому +81

      Yeah
      My maths teacher just straight up suspends u for drinking water or hold a pen
      How she’s not fired yet, is beyond me
      By the way I’m British i I don’t know how America’s like 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😬

    • @gmoneydagoat841
      @gmoneydagoat841 5 років тому +31

      @@V_098 in America female math teachers are assholes the whole school agrees with me(my experience)

    • @nell4477
      @nell4477 5 років тому +9

      gmoneyda goat lmao our schools the exact opposite

    • @FE4ROFG0D
      @FE4ROFG0D 5 років тому +1

      Jayleigh Smith just made my fucking day best comment😂😂🥳🥳

    • @goodgreenprincess6225
      @goodgreenprincess6225 4 роки тому

      Jayleigh Smith lol my 8th grade class boring

  • @CletusTheFetusDeletus
    @CletusTheFetusDeletus 3 роки тому +93

    I swear to god the 1st one is me. Maybe he is talking about a different person, but that was me in school. My dad used to teach me a lot about math so I kind of already knew a lot of the stuff they would teach from grade 1 to 4. So I would just go to sleep, wake up to my teacher telling jokes about how I would get it wrong, and I would just straight up write the answer on the chalk board, and fall asleep again. I can still most of the time do this in my grade 7 classes, but it is quite a bit harder.

  • @no-et2ez
    @no-et2ez 5 років тому +261

    In my history class, this kid said "I'm SOOOOO tired of this class," just loud enough for the teacher to hear and the teacher jokingly said " Well then why don't you take a nap?" The kid proceeded to take a nap and said "Hey you can't get mad at me, these were your instructions."

    • @annaskerrett1472
      @annaskerrett1472 5 років тому +13

      My teacher wasn’t planning on teaching anything a month or so ago and so that I was tired so she let me sleep the whole class

    • @impxct3505
      @impxct3505 4 роки тому +2

      Anna Skerrett that sounds like a nice teacher

  • @genericbackgroundcharacter4252
    @genericbackgroundcharacter4252 4 роки тому +3010

    We were disecting frogs in science class when the teacher told us we had to play with the frogs mouths to see the different parts. My friend started flapping its mouth and said " hello I'm Mr frog and I'm dead. Why did you kill me." The teacher burst out laughing.

    • @fortunetaco4585
      @fortunetaco4585 3 роки тому +58

      😂

    • @bbunniesf
      @bbunniesf 3 роки тому +153

      Omg thats just evil lmao

    • @Jaiczee
      @Jaiczee 3 роки тому +107

      Sucks but sounds about right

    • @A6Legit
      @A6Legit 3 роки тому +54

      Thats pretty fucked.

    • @valerietaft9831
      @valerietaft9831 3 роки тому +57

      Its cool how your friend had the nerve to make your teacher say that lol

  • @Minister_of_Magic_1997
    @Minister_of_Magic_1997 4 роки тому +1032

    School admin: “does anyone know what ACT actually stands for?”
    Me: *raises hand* “A crappy test?”

  • @miarodriguez9670
    @miarodriguez9670 3 роки тому +90

    This one teacher in middle school I had told me “you look horrible today”
    (I had gotten up late and didn’t really have time to get ready) under my breath I said “good I was trying to look like you today” she told me “if you have something to say say it out loud” you know something like that. I almost yelled “good I was trying to look like you today” she got mad at me and told me off I rolled my eyes the whole time. When the school day ended I told my mom I expected her to slap me or something...she laughed until she couldn’t breath
    There was another time in middle school to my dad had dropped me off early. One of the teachers setting up asked me “what are you doing here so early?” I was tired and blurted out “MY MOM TOLD ME TO GO TO HELL!” (He was one of the cooler teachers) The teacher replied “it’s ok I didn’t feel like waking up to spend 8 hours in hell either”
    But it’s even better when one of “the cool teachers” make comebacks at students

  • @bottlerocket2528
    @bottlerocket2528 5 років тому +5397

    My annoying teacher was anti vax
    The class hero said “good...”

    • @VOLAIRE
      @VOLAIRE 5 років тому +61

      Hello friend

    • @bottlerocket2528
      @bottlerocket2528 5 років тому +35

      VOLAIRE hi ^^

    • @booty_hunter4207
      @booty_hunter4207 5 років тому +24

      No she wasnt, stop lying

    • @notalemonn
      @notalemonn 5 років тому +276

      booty_ hunter420 compared to the amount of things that could be fake, being anti vax isn’t one of them lmaoo

    • @oatmeal262
      @oatmeal262 5 років тому +7

      Hemet Chan surprisingly not about homeworkhmmm

  • @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053
    @excusemethisisjinhitentert9053 4 роки тому +2352

    teacher: why are u late again?
    kid: well why do u care? u still get paid, right?

    • @1millionsubswithonly2video39
      @1millionsubswithonly2video39 4 роки тому +40

      Lmao

    • @vortexpow1227
      @vortexpow1227 4 роки тому +17

      Good 1

    • @smily9021
      @smily9021 4 роки тому +112

      If I said that to my teacher I won't get sent to the principal instead.. The teachers snitch on my parents who is Asian on what I said and I'll get a HUGE MASSIVE Lecture
      *RESPECT THE ELDERY AND WHO IS SUPERIOR THAN YOU* that shit
      Lol

    • @samsam-yc1qe
      @samsam-yc1qe 4 роки тому +15

      excuse me this is jinhit entertainment all hail Jin world wide handsome

    • @sameerakhan7455
      @sameerakhan7455 4 роки тому +4

      Dang! Good one!😂👌

  • @septusbs3610
    @septusbs3610 4 роки тому +441

    Once kid wasn't paiying attention so the teacher said: "If you don't want to learn amazing material than get out."
    He walked out without a beat.

    • @sonatashinome4672
      @sonatashinome4672 4 роки тому +10

      Paying*
      If I was mean, I’d say that gives you more reason to pay attention and be in school 🤷🏽‍♀️
      But I’m not 🙃😊

    • @feltstuffing
      @feltstuffing 4 роки тому +8

      Septus BS friendly comment that the whole point of ^ that comment is to not be a friendly comment

    • @jaidenbranham6419
      @jaidenbranham6419 4 роки тому +1

      Septus BS brawl stars...

    • @kush7138
      @kush7138 4 роки тому +7

      @@sonatashinome4672 its okay we know you exist. You can go back to your corner now, its getting cold.

    • @shenyang6111
      @shenyang6111 4 роки тому +1

      @@kush7138 dam cold

  • @-clovercookie-9152
    @-clovercookie-9152 4 роки тому +198

    1:06
    its always the quiet kids that come up with the most savage responses.

    • @samoak123
      @samoak123 3 роки тому +20

      yep, once this quiet kid got bullied in our class. Next day savage response he brought a gun to class and started shooting everyone up.

    • @nab_doesthings
      @nab_doesthings 3 роки тому +12

      @@samoak123 hol' up-

    • @chloewinnaa1515
      @chloewinnaa1515 3 роки тому +5

      @@samoak123 r/NextFuckingLevel

    • @Kztten
      @Kztten 3 роки тому +3

      @@samoak123 WHY DID I LAUGHED FROM THIS

    • @loop5720
      @loop5720 3 роки тому

      @@samoak123 Woah, why does everyone I meet have the same story as mine?

  • @vincentrodriguez4170
    @vincentrodriguez4170 5 років тому +249

    One time I was in 5th grade and we were taking a test about elements and the periodic table. We could use computers because the test was a little hard. One question was
    "Where can you find a periodic table?"
    I had no idea how to answer that, so I went on google, searched up "periodic table" and just copied down the URL onto the test.
    He marked it correct.
    He was my favorite teacher.
    Best answer I've ever given.

    • @SwiftyBoi
      @SwiftyBoi 5 років тому +26

      Vincent Rodriguez lmao should have written the “Never Gonna Give You Up” url

    • @eri_lvr7640
      @eri_lvr7640 5 років тому +2

      wait- you had computers in 5th? We got them in 6th. Lmao they didn’t trust us

    • @girthypinkies
      @girthypinkies 5 років тому +7

      Wait wtf kinda school learns the periodic table of elements in 5th grade? We learn it in like high school at my school.

    • @SwiftyBoi
      @SwiftyBoi 5 років тому

      CJ Artistic I learned it in 6th lol

    • @girthypinkies
      @girthypinkies 5 років тому +1

      @@SwiftyBoi my school is probably just really dumb lol

  • @jlf335421
    @jlf335421 5 років тому +299

    One day in computer class in high school we where discussing types of memory, I was resting my head and not paying much attention.
    The instructor called on me and asked what I know about memory?
    I replied. "A Bit."
    The instructor told me "to go back to sleep."

    • @yankiizgamez-ps4-pc-andmor281
      @yankiizgamez-ps4-pc-andmor281 5 років тому +4

      We were*

    • @dreamyanon5151
      @dreamyanon5151 5 років тому +5

      i dont get it...

    • @jlf335421
      @jlf335421 5 років тому +39

      In the beginning of class we went over the difference between Bits and Bytes. I fell asleep and decided to answer," A Bit."
      A Bit can be a Zero or One. So either i knew 1 thing about memory or Zero about Memory.
      The teacher gave me an A for participation that day. Mostly because I introduced her to FL Studio. And she spent most of the classes composing music after that.

    • @goead
      @goead 5 років тому +1

      A Potato idiot

    • @susan4225
      @susan4225 5 років тому +8

      ForeverRuthless not everybody gets things. I didn’t get it at first either. You shouldn’t call someone a idiot just because they didn’t get something they haven’t learned before.

  • @EmoFemboyHunter69
    @EmoFemboyHunter69 5 років тому +2475

    I said to my school counselor, “If tomatoes are fruit, then is ketchup a smoothie?”
    There was a different school counselor the next year

  • @complex314i
    @complex314i 3 роки тому +12

    When I was working out an example in my math class, I asked the class if we should use a method I knew would not work to see if the students would recognize that.
    One student answered:
    "If you don't care about getting the right answer you can."
    I acknowledged the validity of his answer and shared the classes amusement.

  • @jesseharrison2855
    @jesseharrison2855 4 роки тому +4813

    Teacher: Did you do you homework?
    Student: No did you grade the tests?
    Teacher: No I have other students test to grade.
    Student: And I have other teachers homework to do.

    • @xflipsyx9878
      @xflipsyx9878 4 роки тому +425

      Jesse Harrison i swear thats always the problem teachers dont see the rest of our workload

    • @imutesqueakers2882
      @imutesqueakers2882 4 роки тому +50

      Yeah but depending on the school if each class has 20ppl per class and has 8 classes that's 160students so 160 tests. . . If you are a student and each class gives 2-3 papers which would be more than usual thags 32papers at most.
      I get the comeback but like 160 compared to 32 papers is a huge difference especially with the time diffrent of Grading and Answering

    • @jesseharrison2855
      @jesseharrison2855 4 роки тому +33

      I Mute Squeakers Your the teachers pet aren’t you.

    • @i.k5696
      @i.k5696 4 роки тому +41

      I Mute Squeakers having to do homework is harder then just marking

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 4 роки тому +41

      @@imutesqueakers2882 1.the teachers already made the test so he knows the answers all it has to do is legit just to cross it or to mark it the kid has to do research Sleep shower rest yelled by the parents(Mostly by Mothers) that she doesnt do work around the house..and then in 2 fking hours they are expected to finish it or by god forbits you stay till midnight to them..let alone actually doing your Homework
      2.People have Lifes outside of school When this retarded education system will give a fuck then I will give a fuck at the fact it exists
      3...go lick the teacher's boots some more they have a little dirt from walking over the students and their futures

  • @PyroK-mi8hn
    @PyroK-mi8hn 5 років тому +262

    I wrote “I can read” in the show how you knew the answer. Teacher wasn’t mad because it was true.

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 5 років тому +30

      i hate "explain why you got that answer" questions. i do things in my mind, idk how to put it on paper. ik it's so that if i mess up, they can find the error in my method, but it just doesn't work. let me use my own strategies ffs.

    • @gordonramsay735
      @gordonramsay735 5 років тому +11

      ciaberger I do most of my math in my head too and hate “show your answer questions” however what about when you do high level math, you can’t just write an answer you have to explain how you got this answer

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 5 років тому +1

      Gordon Ramsay I had a Ti-89 in HS so when I wanted to be a smartass I’d just write “because my calculator is awesome” which my math teacher accepted because in his own words “if you know how to use that thing, you’re smarter than me because I couldn’t work it”

  • @otterboi4240
    @otterboi4240 4 роки тому +845

    Me: "You shouldn't get in trouble for something you didn't do, right."
    Teacher: "Yes"
    Me: "Well...
    I didn't do my homework"

    • @finnmerchant6405
      @finnmerchant6405 4 роки тому +69

      No no he's got a point

    • @itsjani8180
      @itsjani8180 4 роки тому +2

      I saw that on a til tok

    • @TheFunniMan1388
      @TheFunniMan1388 4 роки тому +13

      BRAIN SIZE MEGA

    • @aireekoi
      @aireekoi 4 роки тому

      Void Itbemeajani yea from bobby moore

    • @woof1545
      @woof1545 4 роки тому +17

      My brother said that once and he actually got away with it.

  • @pandana7227
    @pandana7227 3 роки тому +37

    I had a chemistry teacher who refused to teach out of the textbook, despite not really understanding the subject. (Pretty much she taught you how to pass a test, not what was going on or how you know how to get an answer. Multiple times she couldn’t answer fairly basic questions concerning what was actually going on outside route memory). Anyways I got tired of not understanding, so I checked out a chemistry textbook at our library. In our class we took notes, but we weren’t allowed to use them on the test. Since I didn’t find her notes useful, I just decided to pop in some AirPods and pull out the textbook and read it (whilst making my own notes). It’s dead silent in the room because everyone is writing, and my teacher says “[my name], what are you working on there? Is that a, uh, history homework or something?” I pull an AirPod out and reply with, “No it’s chemistry.”
    She didn’t say anything else. My friend next to me had to stifle a laugh 😂
    My biggest flex is that I practically taught myself chemistry lol

    • @AndresGonzalez-tv6br
      @AndresGonzalez-tv6br 4 місяці тому

      Interesting story! Teaching yourself a subject can indeed be more effective than relying on ineffective lessons.

  • @okaedynce7354
    @okaedynce7354 5 років тому +577

    Teacher: Daniel stop flirty with Madi
    Daniel and Madi: I'm gay-
    Teacher: Uh-

    • @nirast2561
      @nirast2561 4 роки тому +50

      Teacher: So you have even less reason to do it!

    • @Rain.Mippet
      @Rain.Mippet 4 роки тому

      NfMyGod bro teachers need to stop it’s weird and creepy I have so many male friends in a platonic light and I’ve always had jokes about dating them from everyone (down to food staff asking who was gonna pay for me while out with homies) it’s dumb and needs to stop.

  • @floatingfeather4219
    @floatingfeather4219 4 роки тому +3395

    *kid is late to class*
    Kid: "Sorry I -"
    Teacher: "Why are you late the bell already rang why are you tardy"
    blah blah blah
    *teacher teaches lesson*
    *bell rings*
    *kid starts leaving*
    Teacher: "Where are you going?"
    Kid: "Uh.. the bell..."
    Teacher: "THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU I DO."
    Kid: "If the bell doesn't dismiss us, then why does it decide we're late?"

    • @kristen6342
      @kristen6342 4 роки тому +79

      Doesn’t really make much sense cus for the late one the teacher decides too and she decided the bell t

    • @tp7518
      @tp7518 4 роки тому +11

      69th like!

    • @thechargedfoxie456yt2
      @thechargedfoxie456yt2 4 роки тому +8

      Exactly

    • @theredpillneo2296
      @theredpillneo2296 4 роки тому +91

      BRUH I DID THE SAME SHIT TO A TEACHER
      She said the whole bell line, and I just responded with “if the bell makes me late it dismisses me” and walked out lmaoo

    • @lonelegendlegend967
      @lonelegendlegend967 4 роки тому +19

      Comicbook Gaming damn bro you’re a badass, xd I bet u Smoke the cannabinoids with the cool kids

  • @Seth_Caskey
    @Seth_Caskey 5 років тому +697

    In my 5th grade class, we were doing geometry and I fell asleep. Then, I was called on to name the quadrilateral and I was half asleep and answered with "John."

    • @-raecat-
      @-raecat- 5 років тому +115

      Teacher: Name the Quadrilateral
      You: *JOHN*

    • @jockseethe9300
      @jockseethe9300 5 років тому +100

      Why do I laugh at stupid shit like this

    • @gammavalentin7
      @gammavalentin7 5 років тому +10

      I have a Asian friend named John

    • @colorado_river5003
      @colorado_river5003 5 років тому +17

      That's the name of my father... Oh god, my dad has turned into a quadrilateral?

    • @AceeQr
      @AceeQr 5 років тому +3

      OOF

  • @ramsesjsv
    @ramsesjsv 3 роки тому +17

    "My house burnt down"
    I'd love to see the reaction of that teacher,just a plain poker face.

  • @alonelysomeone3038
    @alonelysomeone3038 5 років тому +167

    I was super close with my aunt and one day on Wednesday, she suddenly went unconscious and got admitted to the hospital in somewhere far from where I live. So, I had to go home early and didn't go to school for the rest of the weeks. She left on Friday (28th June) and it broke my heart to pieces. When i came back to school (On monday), I found out that I have to present some kind of subjects in front of the teacher with my group of friends. I didn't know about this and I don't have much time to learn about the subject and when it was my group's turn to present our subject, I couldn't present it and all of a sudden i heard my aunt's voice saying: "It's okay, honey." And I immediately cried cause I missed her so bad. The teacher scolded me because she thought I was crying because I regretted that i didn't study the subject by my own. Then my friend (he knew about what happens to me and how heartbroken I was at that time) responded to my teacher with: "Bitch, she lost her closest aunt. I thought you're a teacher, aren't you supposed to be understanding?" And the whole class lost it and laughed while the teacher just got quiet and told me to just get back on my seat and I'm allowed to rest if i'm tired.
    Thanks, Adam. You're *da best*

    • @petrograd4068
      @petrograd4068 5 років тому +11

      Good thing your bro had your back!

    • @marionmelia2962
      @marionmelia2962 5 років тому +10

      Hyuni Dork respect *level up*

    • @alonelysomeone3038
      @alonelysomeone3038 5 років тому +8

      I showed your replies to my friend and he gave me a derp face. Lmao XD

    • @marionmelia2962
      @marionmelia2962 5 років тому +4

      Hyuni Dork am i famous in your group of friends now?

    • @alonelysomeone3038
      @alonelysomeone3038 5 років тому +2

      @@marionmelia2962 I don't bout that but yeah, I guess. Xd

  • @BeastlyMussel61
    @BeastlyMussel61 5 років тому +179

    Only have a couple months student teaching. One of my students would snap at me with something witty everytime I asked him to do something. He always got around to doing the task before class was over, but he consistently tried to outwit me with his remarks.
    He would genuinely rip into me sometimes. I'm proud of him.

  • @mysticmarcus136
    @mysticmarcus136 4 роки тому +911

    One day I was in math class and my teacher wanted us to see why a solution couldn't work, so he said, "what did I do wrong?" and I said, "you became a math teacher."

  • @Echo30Mike
    @Echo30Mike 3 роки тому +41

    Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is an idiot"
    Me: " I agree "

  • @sorum1724
    @sorum1724 4 роки тому +237

    "did you do your homework?"
    "No"
    "Why have you thought to not do your homework?"
    "If school isn't the place to sleep then home isn't a place to study."

  • @unsettled3943
    @unsettled3943 5 років тому +333

    25%: actual smartass student stories
    75%: “Not a student, but...”

    • @theplaceofhawks
      @theplaceofhawks 5 років тому +1

      It’s meant to be teachers telling the stories

  • @maxranger3956
    @maxranger3956 5 років тому +422

    Can't remember what the lesson was about, but I got bored halfway through and started talking to my friend. It wasn't an important lesson anyway.
    Teacher asks, "something you want to share with the class?"
    Gave him a fully detailed explanation on something he had missed in his lesson and he just apologized lol

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 5 років тому +29

      That backfired towards the teacher rather quickly

    • @lucasbyrd9086
      @lucasbyrd9086 5 років тому +5

      unrelated. love your pfp. i see you are a human of culture as well 👀😂

  • @MORVIAA
    @MORVIAA 3 роки тому +242

    Teacher: I’m so stressed right now because you guys aren’t listening to me
    Me: you chose this job. That’s your problem

    • @Michelleiscul
      @Michelleiscul 3 роки тому +19

      What comes around goes around. 😋

    • @tiktok_content9505
      @tiktok_content9505 3 роки тому +9

      Teacher: and this is my class so if you don’t listen to me you’re the ones that are gonna be stressed.

    • @ladyvoldything
      @ladyvoldything 3 роки тому +12

      maybe don't be the problem in people's lives? like why are you cool with being the thing that makes somebody's day worse lmao

    • @YukoMadotsukiMusic
      @YukoMadotsukiMusic 3 роки тому +1

      @@ladyvoldything you can't get jokes also is the teacher that chose the job, so a person before choosing a job needs to know the "risks"

    • @mimszanadunstedt441
      @mimszanadunstedt441 2 роки тому

      Not even a smart ass response just real lol

  • @butterwolf5326
    @butterwolf5326 4 роки тому +286

    “Well, I’m smart enough not to do math when I’m having fun on a playground.” That was good. That was rich

  • @ladyturantulo
    @ladyturantulo 5 років тому +1982

    *-was waiting a lifetime to quote animaniacs*
    *-last week of senior year*
    Teacher: what’s the definition of procrastination?
    Me *without hesitation*: ILL TELL YOU TOMORROW.
    I never seen a teacher turn his head so quickly

    • @ana7icia
      @ana7icia 5 років тому +77

      lmao i love that answer

    • @marionmelia2962
      @marionmelia2962 5 років тому +51

      ciaberger yeah, thats some quality procrastination.

    • @jungshooketh8652
      @jungshooketh8652 5 років тому +9

      😂😂😂

    • @NoName-rb3vp
      @NoName-rb3vp 5 років тому +10

      im taking that if any of my teachers ask that

    • @Someone-xl2yp
      @Someone-xl2yp 5 років тому +1

      lmao that's legendary

  • @baldeagle6113
    @baldeagle6113 5 років тому +238

    “Why where you doing your homework during 3rd period”
    “Does it’s really matter where I do it”

    • @fnyan3308
      @fnyan3308 4 роки тому +2

      Naim Forde “the school is called our 2nd home for a reason”

    • @beonbyMusic
      @beonbyMusic 4 роки тому

      This comment's grammar gave me AIDS.

  • @ansleyhutto
    @ansleyhutto 3 роки тому +32

    teacher called my mom bc i was reading instead of working (i was done) and she kept calling me a liar. my mom is a nurse, and picks up like “hello, this is ___, registered nurse from ___ hospital.” and the teacher tells her the story, and on speaker, my mom goes, “alright lady well i’m sitting on an old lady trying to draw blood, so if you could leave me the hell alone rn that would be great”

  • @joshua0909
    @joshua0909 4 роки тому +293

    Teacher: I met a crazy men once who was selling drugs on his skateboard
    Me: And now he is our teacher

    • @ek5131
      @ek5131 4 роки тому +9

      Won’t forget that one

    • @magesticwanderer9754
      @magesticwanderer9754 3 роки тому

      "I met *a* crazy *men* once who was selling drugs on his skateboard

  • @praisethesunstudios7931
    @praisethesunstudios7931 4 роки тому +1931

    1st period math class:
    Teacher: The absolute value of seven is seven.
    Me: Hm yes the floor here is made of floor.

    • @AffyMoon
      @AffyMoon 4 роки тому +24

      This also goes for face value questions way back in 2nd grade or so

    • @getrickrolled2470
      @getrickrolled2470 4 роки тому +15

      i got that reference.

    • @thebryoo
      @thebryoo 4 роки тому +8

      Yes
      My exact reaction
      I have math first period how do I have an A o.o

    • @thiccychiccy1157
      @thiccychiccy1157 4 роки тому +7

      But the absolute value of -7 is also 7 which isnt as straight forward

    • @pranayapremkumar7321
      @pranayapremkumar7321 4 роки тому

      BUTT BUTT BUTTT the absolute value of -7 iss 7!

  • @nayarmikhael7080
    @nayarmikhael7080 5 років тому +6092

    My teacher was yelling at me and said “REMEMBER YOUR JUST 15 IN HIGHTSCHOOL” which I respond to “remember your 40 and not married”. I got suspended
    Holy shit 4.2k likes Tysm

  • @Chef_Tennessee
    @Chef_Tennessee 3 роки тому +47

    The teacher asks the class what their best gift was. I immediately replied with, 'My mother gave me the gift of life. Top that.' No body could come up with one better.

    • @walker_19880
      @walker_19880 3 роки тому

      not... in that sense...

    • @saaimhaider8703
      @saaimhaider8703 3 роки тому +1

      Really had to add the "top that" for extra cringe. Yikes dude.

    • @brandonschreiber6403
      @brandonschreiber6403 3 роки тому +2

      Surely the guy with the PlayStation emerged victorious.

  • @snovaspectre2
    @snovaspectre2 4 роки тому +486

    Question:
    Teachers: what comebacks have your students given you?
    Comments:
    "Well, my classmates.."
    "Once my teacher.."
    "Once a student told our teacher.."

    • @renakunisaki
      @renakunisaki 4 роки тому +16

      Welcome to Reddit.

    • @dextercuriel3677
      @dextercuriel3677 4 роки тому +5

      It's probably because the teachers don't want to tell people how they got destroyed

    • @hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550
      @hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550 4 роки тому +1

      _In the wise words of CinemaSins, "Kids give me panic attacks, but I still have good stories"_

    • @A_mando1911
      @A_mando1911 4 роки тому +1

      @@hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550 Role credits

  • @nakamoshii9947
    @nakamoshii9947 4 роки тому +463

    Once I copied someone's homework
    When the teacher was checking it she called my friend and me
    The teacher said: _Why are the answers the same?_
    I said:
    _Because the questions were the same_
    Then the teacher gave us a homework pass (the excuse to not to do hmwk) for the rest of the school year.
    *_I don't regret nothing_*

    • @justsomeguywithagasmask8203
      @justsomeguywithagasmask8203 4 роки тому +82

      *I don't regret nothing*
      ...So you regret everything?

    • @stanleykb937
      @stanleykb937 4 роки тому +30

      I don't regret nothing... interesting

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 4 роки тому +8

      @@justsomeguywithagasmask8203 only something

    • @rngnodal9316
      @rngnodal9316 4 роки тому

      Em1nex Tv Lmfao

    • @Halo-lg7rq
      @Halo-lg7rq 4 роки тому +15

      They really came for that double negative. Ruthless😔

  • @dinosaursmate4738
    @dinosaursmate4738 4 роки тому +4849

    me: late to class
    teacher: wHy aRe yOu LaTe?
    me: heavy traffic
    teacher: iT's nOt mY fAuLt
    me: did i blame you?
    class: *surprised pikachu meme*

  • @JackieOwl94
    @JackieOwl94 3 роки тому +20

    I used to read books in band class and would make my classmates mad and say “she’s not paying attention”. Then my director asked me to play a certain section. I played it flawlessly, and he said it would behoove them to learn from me.

  • @cork5379
    @cork5379 4 роки тому +253

    This was a while ago
    We were sitting in science class, learning about thermal energy when the teacher calls on a random student (without their hand up) and asks him what color is the hottest when looking with thermal vision and told him to look at the book we had in front of us. When about 5 minutes went by and he still hadn’t answered she got a little frustrated and said “Can you see the colors or not?” And he said “You do know I’m colorblind right?” Let’s just say that the teacher didn’t make any more comments like those 😂

  • @weirdcreep954
    @weirdcreep954 4 роки тому +236

    In my high school we weren’t allowed our school bags in class, so when I had my period I carried around a small purse with some pads and a spare pair of underwear in it. Once I had a substitute teacher, I asked to go to the bathroom and he said yes. Then I got up about to leave and he said “Why are you taking your purse? Leave it here please” I responded with “So once a month girls bleed out of their private part...That’s happening to me right now so can I please go with the purse?!” Then I walked out. Never saw that guy again

    • @hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550
      @hibikiotonokojishslvocalis7550 4 роки тому +10

      _And this is why I keep my pads in my locker versus in a personal bag, to avoid this situation_
      Actually that's a lie I had to blurt out to my band director _"leak"_ when he asked why I needed to go to the bathroom.

    • @Dazzlefae
      @Dazzlefae 4 роки тому +7

      I kept them in the inside pocket of my blazer. The one that zipped up... 😂 we were allowed our bags in class, but I wasn’t taking my bag with me to the bathroom and having everyone know I had my period... 😂😶

  • @JohnnyGuiltyMan
    @JohnnyGuiltyMan 4 роки тому +679

    If you lose your train of thought, just say: "I like trains" and you'll get it back, for sure.

    • @Jaiczee
      @Jaiczee 3 роки тому +21

      I read this and I still cant stop laughing XD

    • @xdorkyyx3472
      @xdorkyyx3472 3 роки тому +18

      I read it as "I like trans"

    • @donovanjoseph737
      @donovanjoseph737 3 роки тому +34

      @@xdorkyyx3472 “oh look, it’s that trains-gender guy”

    • @cyanishida3470
      @cyanishida3470 3 роки тому +6

      Full of passengers

    • @oioioioioi994
      @oioioioioi994 3 роки тому +8

      I ironically lost my train of thought while reading this comment

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 3 роки тому +29

    This story happened in grade 6:
    So, we were doing a Christmas project, where we had to build these gingerbread houses, right? And we got to "buy" our own candies. We're almost done the period, and the teacher tells us that now we can use whatever candies we ask for. And one of the kids says "Can I have a Kiss", his and the teacher's faces turn red, and the entire class just lost it.

  • @subfrte6080
    @subfrte6080 5 років тому +4532

    Not a teacher or a student but... one time I wrote a comment

  • @jaycee1670
    @jaycee1670 5 років тому +116

    "This is where I draw the line!" - Absolutely furious teacher after weeks of build-up.
    "Go ahead, I'll just rub it out." - Annoyed troublemakers calm response.

  • @336xangelx
    @336xangelx 5 років тому +4916

    Edgy kid: Lol my mom beats me over my grades
    Me, another edgy kid: Damn I wish my mom was around to beat me
    The teacher had to leave the classroom he was wheezing

  • @jojoplayz8424
    @jojoplayz8424 3 роки тому +97

    My 4th grade teacher was a badass. She would roast everyone in class, and she was everyone’s favorite teacher. One time in science, we were drawing the solar system, and this really talkative girl asked “Miss, how big should we draw the sun?” The teacher then replied, “As big as your lips since you never seem to shut them.”
    There was silence then laughter. Everyone was screaming “ROASTED” and “OOOOOO”
    The teacher was laughing until she told us to continue with the work. She is still my fav teacher I have ever had :)

    • @Nickilob2006
      @Nickilob2006 3 роки тому +7

      i respect this teacher , and she's my favorite human on earth

    • @genghiskhan.2265
      @genghiskhan.2265 3 роки тому +4

      This is kinda like my teacher rn

    • @zap998
      @zap998 3 роки тому +2

      But she only asked-

    • @jojoplayz8424
      @jojoplayz8424 3 роки тому +5

      @@zap998 the girl who asked was really talkative. But yeah lol

    • @jojoplayz8424
      @jojoplayz8424 3 роки тому +1

      @@Nickilob2006 mine too 😌

  • @lazaridis9181
    @lazaridis9181 4 роки тому +207

    Teacher:Don't talk when I'm teaching.
    Student:Don't teach when talking.
    DESTRUCTION 100

    • @lives2872
      @lives2872 4 роки тому +29

      More like cringe 100

    • @stephaniejones7634
      @stephaniejones7634 4 роки тому +7

      @@lives2872 I like this comment more

    • @darkwhispersstories47
      @darkwhispersstories47 4 роки тому +7

      @@lives2872 well school is filled with cringe...
      So his comment still works xD

    • @kristofer334
      @kristofer334 4 роки тому +1

      (Blank) 100 memes are overused (in my opinion).

    • @evildavidragan9292
      @evildavidragan9292 4 роки тому

      @@kristofer334 try (blank) 500 instead
      COMRBACK 100

  • @Yeahnothx
    @Yeahnothx 4 роки тому +551

    My teacher: ‘Kash’ this book report is unacceptable
    Kash: Well your edges are unacceptable
    Teacher: Are you talking back to me?
    Kash: How do you think a conversation works

  • @ianlourenco4811
    @ianlourenco4811 4 роки тому +418

    when this one kid walked in late by like 20 minutes to 1st period and that teacher was his home room. the teacher says " someone must have died for you to be this late".
    the kid with bloodshot eye looks the teacher square in the face and yells " DOES MY FUCKING DOG COUNT?'" the class got quiet and he sat down at his desk and politely tell the teacher " do not talk to me for the rest of today, got it?"

    • @coltywolty01
      @coltywolty01 4 роки тому +74

      ian lourenco that’s really sad :( r.i.p random doggo

    • @ariistra195
      @ariistra195 4 роки тому +54

      I heard the same thing but "does my dad count?"

    • @Silver-xi5sx
      @Silver-xi5sx 4 роки тому +7

      Ariistra same

    • @jupiter2175
      @jupiter2175 4 роки тому +18

      Aw that's actually really sad :(

    • @eashi1754
      @eashi1754 4 роки тому +31

      teachers need to be careful for what they say sometimes

  • @Ayushd1740
    @Ayushd1740 3 роки тому +49

    Title: Teachers share the best smart ass response they’ve ever heard
    Video: not a teacher