I tried 'Rise of Kong' so to see if it's THAT bad...

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  • @kirkshanghai
    @kirkshanghai Рік тому +1800

    Memes aside, I think of the weirdest decisions they made with this was making Kong so SMALL compared to the environment. It literally feels like you play just a random tiny gorilla running around a giant forest. Just weird, man.

    • @smithjedediah
      @smithjedediah Рік тому +174

      yeah that was my first thought! Did they forget that Kong is supposed to be gigantic, or did they not realize they had to change the size of foliage/landmarks/whatever to make Kong seem gigantic? Weird as shit

    • @kamanyiro5903
      @kamanyiro5903 Рік тому +100

      I just thought Kong would get bigger near the end of game but HE SUPPOSED TO BE GIANT IN THIS!?!They didnt even bother to make ground slightly shake when he is walking around or even add sound effects

    • @thecompanioncube4211
      @thecompanioncube4211 Рік тому +70

      Devs are artistically challenged

    • @blueflare3848
      @blueflare3848 Рік тому +5

      Someone said it's because this game takes place shortly after his parents were killed and he's supposed to be a baby.

    • @pacmonster066
      @pacmonster066 Рік тому +64

      ​@@blueflare3848I mean in that case you aren't really playing a Kong game but just Angry Guerrilla Simulator.
      The entire appeal of Kong is he's a massive kaiju. Take that away and just a monke

  • @Tezdude9
    @Tezdude9 Рік тому +406

    The fact that they called the game "Monke" during development is honestly amazing.

    • @izaruburs9389
      @izaruburs9389 Рік тому +26

      Well everyone was likely wondering, 'y'?
      I am sorry.

  • @keiichi8191
    @keiichi8191 Рік тому +709

    Between this and Gollum, I think the real question is how the hell these studios are getting the licenses for huge properties like King Kong and Lord of the Rings?

    • @TacticusPrime
      @TacticusPrime Рік тому +115

      King Kong is public domain, basically. Ironically, the book was written for the movie but it slipped into public domain before the film.

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 Рік тому +16

      ​@@TacticusPrimeI guess it explains how Gamemill got away with it. And seems like they got themselves another Big Riggs moment in their hands. Unfinished state and all!

    • @Deliveredmean42
      @Deliveredmean42 Рік тому

      Necon seems like they use all of their de money to aquire the license while GameMill got it for free since this version of Kong is Public domain. Both having disastrous results if you know the history of both Publishers.

    • @rosecity_chris
      @rosecity_chris Рік тому +9

      First reply probably right, but also movie studio execs are incredibly cheap and do film tie ins for no other reason that increasing profit on an IP without understanding the video game market at all.

    • @ThoRCX
      @ThoRCX Рік тому +11

      The rights around King Kong are complicated. From what I heard, the name "King Kong" is copyrighted but not the idea of the character and the story. That's why this game is called Rise of Kong and not King Kong.

  • @OJKarton
    @OJKarton Рік тому +802

    Another solid entry in the gollum-like genre

    • @Archangelm127
      @Archangelm127 Рік тому +67

      The proper name of this genre is "shovelware."

    • @batmanvsuperman_
      @batmanvsuperman_ Рік тому +9

      Captain America: The First Avenger, The Amazing Spider-Man 1, Green Lantern
      Holy Trinity of Movie Tie-In Video Games passable as legit games.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Рік тому +1

      Certainly one of the video games of all time

    • @TimoNaaro
      @TimoNaaro Рік тому

      I want more of these.

    • @jebb7054
      @jebb7054 Рік тому +3

      @@batmanvsuperman_That Lantern game is awfull. That Wolverine Origins game is fantastic and its inspired by the shitty movie

  • @8bitcrook273
    @8bitcrook273 Рік тому +109

    It's not often that I will outright call something a "scam". But after literally just a few moments of research I don't know what else to call this. What happened here is that back in 2005 a company called DeVito Artworks re-wrote an AU version of the original 1932 novel so that they could claim copywright over that specific version and go around saying they "had the rights to King Kong". This new version (which just happened to coincidentally come out the year of the Peter Jackson remake) is called the "King Kong of Skull Island" property. Very blatantly by the naming of this game they are trying to trick people into thinking that this is affiliated with the recent Warner Bros. movies. These people seem to have crafted an entire media empire based on riding the coattails of legitimate films that take place in the King Kong universe. This is next level copyright trolling.

    • @Jacketpotatos1
      @Jacketpotatos1 Рік тому +3

      How are they allowed to use the names like “Kong” and “Skull island”? Wouldn’t they be protected? Sorry, i know nothing about this story

    • @8bitcrook273
      @8bitcrook273 Рік тому +26

      @@Jacketpotatos1 The original King Kong novel is public domain so all those recognizable elements can be used by anyone. However you can still copyright new works based on it and all the specific details new to that version are not public domain. This company seems to have created their own version of King Kong distinct enough to have its own copyright but still generic enough to be mistaken for the MonsterVerse universe.

    • @izaruburs9389
      @izaruburs9389 Рік тому +4

      There is an entire industry that does nothing but that. They license and copy-right 'sound alike' property and release it in the hopes people fall for it. This is a multi million dollar industry that focuses on baiting people who don't know better (like parents). It's both sad and amazing at the same time.

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 Рік тому

      @@izaruburs9389 Even worse then such laws don't apply to countries that view human rights as much as guidelines at a buffet. I mean, why do they always have to copy Hollywood and not some smaller nation with decent media innit?

  • @c-puff
    @c-puff Рік тому +125

    My sympathies always go out to the concept artists. Both Gollum and this game look like they had some very talent people doing the concept art. And it always kills me that their hard work that is genuinely good gets translated so poorly to the game itself.

  • @D..S..
    @D..S.. Рік тому +198

    The "Monke" thing has my laughing hysterically in the Burger King drive-thru

    • @BOGOworms4sale
      @BOGOworms4sale Рік тому +7

      What did you get from burger king? Asking for a friend

    • @izaruburs9389
      @izaruburs9389 Рік тому +1

      The 'y' was already part of the daily office lingo.

  • @JustInPassing3
    @JustInPassing3 Рік тому +108

    GameMill Entertainment being the publisher makes so much sense. Twenty years ago, they published _Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing_ .

    • @redbomberx354
      @redbomberx354 Рік тому +22

      And they somehow went from that, to publishing Nickelodeon All-Star Brawl recently, a half decent game. Their resume is truly baffling.

    • @k-kayla
      @k-kayla Рік тому +1

      ​@redbomberx354 Yeah wtf all star brawl was pretty good 😂

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Рік тому

      The legacy....it continues....

  • @thegreathadoken6808
    @thegreathadoken6808 Рік тому +148

    Is it possible that a member of the Gollum team made this in an attempt to prevent Gollum from going down in history as the worst game of 2023?

    • @pikacringe
      @pikacringe Рік тому +13

      Get yer tinfoil! Im subscribing hardcore to this theory

  • @shlepad
    @shlepad Рік тому +366

    If Gollum and Gollum had a child out of wedlock, this would be the result.

  • @Malignantt1
    @Malignantt1 Рік тому +71

    I have a feeling this game was first made by someone in the studio just dicking around about a goofy “monke” game where you can run around and beat up dinosaurs or whatever and then they turned around and decided to make it a full project and renaming it to rise of kong

    • @bharat-dz9wi
      @bharat-dz9wi Рік тому +1

      It does seem like a private project. I would play a game like that if I made one just to dick around. 😂😂

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 Рік тому +46

    I love how both this and Gollum just throw you into the game, starting off in a bland looking cave.

  • @panic5343
    @panic5343 Рік тому +157

    How tf did he not burst out laughing when he yeeted the dinos by activating rage mode 8:14

    • @Jonkin715
      @Jonkin715 Рік тому +10

      Like Kong activated Dino Repellant!!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @AD3SPG
      @AD3SPG Рік тому +16

      Super fart blast 😂

    • @Ibench315
      @Ibench315 Рік тому +1

      “Okay”

    • @joshuatealeaves
      @joshuatealeaves Рік тому +3

      @@AD3SPGGuardian Ape. Only thing missing is the poo poo throw

    • @sirki2885
      @sirki2885 Рік тому

      i dont think it ever registered what it did

  • @PatchNote_Jones
    @PatchNote_Jones Рік тому +82

    I think the terrain morphing is part of LOD optimization, like it uses a simplified mesh for distance and as you get closer it morphs to both add detail and show more environment assets that would otherwise be culled for performance. I've seen it before in some racing games and the Just Cause series, if memory serves.

    • @ScytheNoire
      @ScytheNoire Рік тому +9

      Agree, that's what it looks like, poor LOD optimization, poor meshing and texturing.

    • @dyotoorion1835
      @dyotoorion1835 Рік тому +1

      Yep its the Landscape LOD system.

    • @holad-jlsegovia-423
      @holad-jlsegovia-423 Рік тому

      GTA V does the same thing but for parallax occlussion

  • @yellowsheep9703
    @yellowsheep9703 Рік тому +59

    The reason the terrain seems to move is because it's smoothing the transitions between the lower and higher poly counts, so instead of just popping in, it kinda smoothes into it's place.

    • @michaelh3715
      @michaelh3715 Рік тому +1

      Real smooth! 😂 but yea that makes sense

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES Рік тому

      Borderlands already solved this two console gems ago. It fades in textures instead of pops them in. It was way less jarring
      This is going backwards

    • @yellowsheep9703
      @yellowsheep9703 Рік тому

      @@elvickRULES Hi, I'm not sure what you are referring to here? If you are talking about the textures, you might be referring to mip maps? Which this game also has, they are generated automatically by most recent engines. If you are talking about the terrain, then I'm not sure on how to interpret this. I assume you might be talking about them swapping really far away places with images, most games do this with LODs, but I assume this game's world is either too small or doesnt have vistas that'd warrant bothering with that. Also, borderlands probably has something similar to this game for terrain and does this at a longer distance from the camera or it doesnt have it at all and just pops it in so far away that you don't notice it, bc its a way more optimized game.

  • @VonRAVEN1991
    @VonRAVEN1991 Рік тому +61

    Could this be the start of a new game genre? A Gollum-like game 😅

    • @Satnanat
      @Satnanat Рік тому +6

      The word you’re looking for is shovelware

  • @Chris_W.
    @Chris_W. Рік тому +2

    4:36 “Load screen… what is this? Starfield?” Fuckin’ GOTTEM.
    Love you too,
    Hugs and kisses

  • @TowerWatchTV
    @TowerWatchTV Рік тому +21

    I think it is good that they did not change the icon from Unreal to their custom, because it clearly proves that just because you use a good engine or tool, does not automatically turn you into a great developer. This counts for any form of craft. The skill is always the most valuable tool you can learn and it will show.

  • @Pillock25
    @Pillock25 Рік тому +6

    I can imagine the developers now.
    "Someone just bought the Colossal Edition"
    "Really?"

  • @nrc1965gm
    @nrc1965gm Рік тому +13

    This game reminds me of Yiik in that I find it difficult to really criticize or even discuss because I just don't know what they were even going for. It's difficult to discuss what specific elements of the game caused it to fall short of its intentions when you don't even know what those intentions are. With Gollum, I can envision what the developers hoped the final product would be, even if it fell very short. With this game, I just don't understand anything about why it is the way it is.
    Did they try to make the gorillas look realistic and fail, or did they try to make the gorillas look stylized and fail? Did they plan for the platforming to be way it is (looking very awkward against the level design), or were there scrapped ideas? Did they intend to have a contradiction in the intro dialogue (dismissing people who tell stories about kings only to introduce a story about a king) to demonstrate a point, or was it just sloppy? I just... don't know what they were trying to do.

  • @FrostRare
    @FrostRare Рік тому +14

    I knew you were one of the brave 8 souls that were subjecting themselves to the game when it was at its peak concurrent players… thank you

  • @panqueque445
    @panqueque445 Рік тому +6

    "We don't know what the game is going to be called yet, just call it Monke and we'll change it later"
    Few months later: "Wait did you guys remember to change the name?"

  • @jessemach5817
    @jessemach5817 Рік тому +21

    This makes gollum look like a masterpiece

  • @meru8348
    @meru8348 Рік тому +13

    A streamer I watch pointed out something I found extremely interesting and that's you really need to try to make a game look this bad you can legitimately find free assets and make this game look beautiful without it costing a dime but yet the studio went with this.

  • @robsolf
    @robsolf Рік тому +21

    That wake of... dust(?) behind kong while walking. It's the silliest thing I've seen in a game in a long time. Who greenlit that? You gotta figure that yeah, they grabbed this out of public domain and that there weren't any other options. I just can't imagine someone purposefully creating that for this game. They probably thought, "Better than nothing!". But no. NOTHING would be better.

  • @notBrocker
    @notBrocker Рік тому +85

    Well this game is one way to feel like we’re back in the early 2000s

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 Рік тому +16

      Even early 2000s games look better than this.

    • @DocDoge
      @DocDoge Рік тому +20

      The Kong game on PS2 was infinitely better than this mess.

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 Рік тому +1

      it still is

    • @sergeantsilly5239
      @sergeantsilly5239 Рік тому +7

      But....the early 2000s king kong game looks better than this and is actually good.

    • @pchtommy1268
      @pchtommy1268 Рік тому +1

      Mid 2000s* the game was released in 2005

  • @jackbrassil5318
    @jackbrassil5318 Рік тому +4

    17:30 "You really think I'm gonna pay $15 for this?" -- someone who has already paid the $15 for it

  • @Yervy
    @Yervy Рік тому +4

    the peaks and valleys of games this year have been insane. who would have thought gollum would have such a legit contender for worst GOTY (and we can't forget redfall either)

  • @dyotoorion1835
    @dyotoorion1835 Рік тому +2

    At 12:35 in the video Luke notices a strange effect on the distant hillside. This effect is a consequence of Unreal Engine's (This game is made with UE4) Landscape Level of Detail (LOD) system. The developers set the LOD distance too low, so you can see the landscape dynamically increasing and decreasing the landscape polycount based on camera distance. That is what is causing that effect. :-)

  • @strahinjagov
    @strahinjagov Рік тому +36

    Thank you Luke for once again putting yourself through this torture for us

  • @Walt_Chocolate
    @Walt_Chocolate Рік тому +4

    Finally someone that rivals The Legend of Black Tiger

  • @MightyMattTM
    @MightyMattTM Рік тому +11

    I could've gone my whole life without learning that there's a "Sepia Kong" skin that exists. Thanks for that, Luke

  • @nilabjasanyal1249
    @nilabjasanyal1249 Рік тому +2

    19:58 "monke"🤣🤣

  • @siloPIRATE
    @siloPIRATE Рік тому +4

    Reject humanity, return to Monke

  • @fulcrum6760
    @fulcrum6760 Рік тому +4

    I’m not kidding around, this had a lot of potential gameplay and concept wise. Imagine the Arkham games but you’re a giant monster, that would’ve been sick.

  • @akaChriss4L
    @akaChriss4L Рік тому +1

    "Monke" I couldn't handle that one lol!! Laughed so hard!

  • @KaoruMzk
    @KaoruMzk Рік тому +7

    To be fair to the Unreal project name:
    If you change it afterwards, it breaks a ton of stuff, so it's not like they forgot to go back and change it, they just couldn't.
    So, the lesson here is: don't use a joke name as your project's name, else this ends up happening.

  • @Kumire_921
    @Kumire_921 Рік тому +1

    I remember someone saying this game and Gollum were games made for money laundering, it was so funny reading that.

  • @professorxeno4056
    @professorxeno4056 Рік тому +10

    You had me until the “Monke” revelation. Easily game of the year for that alone😤

  • @MR3DDev
    @MR3DDev Рік тому +3

    I can't believe a studio said "yes, this is good to release"

    • @Rnerdy197
      @Rnerdy197 Рік тому +1

      Studio didn't say yes the publisher did when a studio has a publisher the studio doesn't get a say in the release date some studios are just lucky to have publishers that actually listen to the studio that they need more time

  • @spencercorpuz
    @spencercorpuz Рік тому +4

    The Donkey Kong 64 Remaster looks wild

  • @saumayagoel234
    @saumayagoel234 Рік тому +28

    I want to see the ending, I hope someone finishes the game. That litttle Kong deserves justice!

    • @ASpooneyBard
      @ASpooneyBard Рік тому +2

      Kevduit will probably finish it and make a video at some point. He still talks about Gollum being the worst game ever, so he'd have to play this one too... Or maybe he has more self respect than we think. Who knows.

  • @Triffett
    @Triffett Рік тому +6

    Dude I literally sat down just now for my nightly shit and came to find videos on how abysmal the game is so perfect timing on both our parts I guess haha

  • @Cessna_Gang
    @Cessna_Gang Рік тому +7

    Honestly, I could see that none of the developers cared about making this game. Like their executives took on the deal to make a licensed King Kong game and none of the devs had any interest in making a game like this. So they just slapped it together as fast as they could to get it done with

    • @fonesrphunny7242
      @fonesrphunny7242 Рік тому

      Uhm, maybe look at the publisher GameMill before judging. It's all overpriced licensed shovelware. They probably ordered the game from IguanaBee, which were given minimal time and money to finish it. GM probably knew it wouldn't be good, that barely anyone would buy it, so they raised the price to make some profit.

    • @Kjf365
      @Kjf365 Рік тому

      It's not even licensed lol. The King Kong book is public domain so they can just do this if they leave out the things that are actually copyrighted by things like the recent movies including the "King" part of "King Kong," which is why it's just "Kong" here.

    • @haruhirogrimgar6047
      @haruhirogrimgar6047 Рік тому

      They were only given a year to make them game according to TheVerge.

  • @johnpen269
    @johnpen269 Рік тому +5

    Still better water physics than Starfield tho

  • @Thestickymanyt
    @Thestickymanyt Рік тому +10

    I honestly can't believe they used a PNG for a cutscene
    I respect the balls to do that lmao

  • @nicoli8437
    @nicoli8437 Рік тому +4

    This game reminded me of an old animation 'Transformers: Beast Wars' 🤣🤣

  • @CaDragon
    @CaDragon Рік тому +3

    monke is a game. But it does not make monke brain happy.

  • @lutherheggs451
    @lutherheggs451 Рік тому +2

    I get the feeling this was meant to be a mobile game. Clearly it was something meant to be small, downloadable and cheap but someone in the decision making offices decided that, "yeah sure we can sell this on the major platforms too".

  • @kirkshanghai
    @kirkshanghai Рік тому +7

    Luke, also, you missed the best part! During a boss fight cutscene they literally forget to animate it and show a JPEG for a few seconds, lmao

    • @justinstoll4955
      @justinstoll4955 Рік тому +1

      WTF!!! Where is this? I have to see that?

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 Рік тому +1

      WHAT, THATS AMAZING. HOW DID THEY FORGET TO ANIMATE A BOSS

  • @shady596x4
    @shady596x4 Рік тому +1

    My theory is that it’s an abstract art project about showing what a licensed shovelware game from 2005 would look like if it was made in 2023

  • @namelessjuan4696
    @namelessjuan4696 Рік тому +1

    Kong looks like a regular sized Gorilla

  • @OleNesie
    @OleNesie Рік тому +4

    Even if this game doesn't make much money, it probably had like next to no production cost. Could still be a net gain

  • @twopeaksnorth8184
    @twopeaksnorth8184 Рік тому +9

    I dont HATE the artstyle, I just think it was horribly implimented 😂 great video as always!

    • @AirmanCS
      @AirmanCS Рік тому +1

      I agree some resolutions, materials and polys could be improved (a lot) but is not 100% unsalvageable, sligtly better shaders, animations and more polys could have look like a decent 9 dollar game

  • @crannnnnn7590
    @crannnnnn7590 Рік тому +1

    Bad licensed games are back, baby

  • @arishok5091
    @arishok5091 Рік тому +14

    The competition for worst game of the year for 2023. I mean we already had the clusterfucks of Forspoken, Redfall and Gollum and somehow this is worse than all three of those. ☠️

    • @Mitch93636
      @Mitch93636 Рік тому

      Redfall is fixed.

    • @arishok5091
      @arishok5091 Рік тому +7

      @@Mitch93636 Even with Redfall being ‘fixed'’ it's still pretty mid. Especially considering the amazing games we got this year. I.e. ToTK, BG3, Starfield etc.

    • @KratosisGod
      @KratosisGod Рік тому +5

      2023 has been simultaneously one of the greatest and worst year for games.

    • @shaydaslayer
      @shaydaslayer Рік тому

      don’t forget the crap avatar airbender game

  • @AlvinNguyen2008
    @AlvinNguyen2008 Рік тому

    11:58 Gaw’s Best roar
    Can’t believe the heartfelt sounds in editing made the cutscene look so much better
    This game deserves an award for achieving absolutely nothing good, the game is that bad

  • @zovze
    @zovze Рік тому +1

    “Monke” 😂😂😂💀

  • @sergeantsilly5239
    @sergeantsilly5239 Рік тому +1

    I think this game is especially sad if you think of the existence of Peter Jackson´s King Kong: the Game

  • @taylorswain5767
    @taylorswain5767 Рік тому +1

    Can’t wait for the 3 hour ultimate critique on this game.

  • @CrispyTXN
    @CrispyTXN Рік тому +6

    Ah man, those added sound effects from the editor never fail to make me laugh!

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime Рік тому +2

    Gollum 🤝 Kong

  • @seamossyt
    @seamossyt Рік тому +2

    This is definitely one of those games where the corporate execs didn't give the devs and producers nearly enough time or resources to make. More than anything I feel bad for all the people involved who have to deal with the fallout of the game going viral.

  • @RikyMarky
    @RikyMarky Рік тому +2

    Elden ring was in sale for 40$. Let's that sink for a moment.

    • @noamias4897
      @noamias4897 Рік тому +1

      Witcher 3 and all DLC can be bought for the same price as the filters Luke bought

  • @leaf1ninza
    @leaf1ninza Рік тому +6

    Your setup looking great luke and great video
    Love your content ✨️ ❤😊

  • @uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug6314

    2:52 Why is the story being narrated by Konker?

  • @Niddez
    @Niddez Рік тому +1

    You dont feel like playing as Kong you feel like playing a random Monke

  • @jakeegarris
    @jakeegarris Рік тому +1

    Those water physics look straight out of Paper Mario

  • @UlshaRS
    @UlshaRS Рік тому +2

    The rate at which this game has been piled onto is worthy of its own speed run award 😂

  • @juannito6318
    @juannito6318 Рік тому +1

    Them wierd textures moving is what happens in valhiem its rendering distance

  • @GuyGamerz
    @GuyGamerz Рік тому +1

    The kind of game youd get free from a cereal box in the early noughties

  • @terry2295
    @terry2295 Рік тому

    7:40 When a game looks so bad that Gollum looks good.

  • @Wolfimann22
    @Wolfimann22 Рік тому +2

    WTF is this? How bad.
    That the game is called Monke killed me xD

  • @trollmaster6994
    @trollmaster6994 Рік тому +1

    Funnyest part is that only challanges and bosses give skill points so you dont need to fight anything else.

  • @Darrf
    @Darrf Рік тому

    11:58
    Oh my god. Thank you so much.
    😂

  • @atoyo8344
    @atoyo8344 Рік тому +1

    It's actually worse than free assets , it's like someone who knew nothing made it from absolute scratch

  • @sajadb_dev
    @sajadb_dev Рік тому +2

    The fur is from a tutorial about stylized fur in substance designer

  • @panic5343
    @panic5343 Рік тому +1

    I too would go into an unhinged rage if dinosaur.jpg flashed in front of my eyes

  • @SSG_Meathook
    @SSG_Meathook Рік тому +1

    From software are shaking in their boots with this one.

  • @sneakybawls
    @sneakybawls Рік тому

    "There's a skill tree?!?"
    Love that. It can't be a cash grab if they ain't getting anyone's cash. LOL

  • @strawberrymochi118
    @strawberrymochi118 Рік тому +2

    it looks oddly like the game isn't sure whether it wants to have a stylized or realistic artstyle, and is trying to be both at once

  • @trippbond41
    @trippbond41 Рік тому

    This game would have been like a comfort food mind numbing game when I was 9 on the PS2

  • @Squall17x
    @Squall17x Рік тому

    Once there was the Doom clone, now there's the Gollum clone

  • @cupocoffee9369
    @cupocoffee9369 Рік тому

    10:35 dude, that's all gollum was: run and jump. Literally.

  • @KATZGATZ
    @KATZGATZ Рік тому +1

    This game feels like a tech demo from the early 2000s

  • @zrixie7695
    @zrixie7695 Рік тому +1

    "And Gollum concludes the worst game of 2023 compe- AND WHAT'S THIS? RISE OF KONG WITH A STEEL CHAIR!"

  • @Paradox-es3bl
    @Paradox-es3bl Рік тому +1

    I DARE you to pull a Mortym and 100% this game and do a Review After 100% lol

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz Рік тому +1

    The rolling hills is the LOD adjusting from the landscaping tools found in Unity and Unreal (I'm assuming this game was made in Unreal).
    This isn't unusual, it's pretty noticeable when there are steep inclines, however many devs typically do a better job hiding this sort of thing with rock, cliff, and mountain models.
    In the case of this game, it doesn't even look like the devs tried, or they just don't have the experience to know any better.

  • @PuchimonExtreme
    @PuchimonExtreme Рік тому

    At first, I thought it was a crappy looking waterfall. But it's somehow worse.

  • @xSavedSoulx
    @xSavedSoulx Рік тому

    Gollum has carved out its own unique genre.

  • @MIKEZGAMER-g8t
    @MIKEZGAMER-g8t Рік тому +1

    Atleast the game play tolerable

  • @asrissa6917
    @asrissa6917 Рік тому

    No matter how bad you expect it and think you're ready to see something bad it is always worst 😂

  • @SgtHeartmann.
    @SgtHeartmann. Рік тому

    Did not have many doubts,mate! Lmao 😂

  • @justinstoll4955
    @justinstoll4955 Рік тому +1

    Luke tortures himself for our entertainment. I salute you, sir.

  • @bmack8131993
    @bmack8131993 Рік тому

    “Am I tripping?” Lmfao

  • @Xaxares
    @Xaxares Рік тому

    I'm just waiting for the random NPC to tell you : "Helps to have a map."

  • @PestilentAllosaurus
    @PestilentAllosaurus Рік тому +2

    I feel Garh/Gar dinosaur character wasn't bad.
    It looked like it was hunting for food, no different than what Kong and Daddy Kong was doing. Hunted daddy Kong, was attacked by another Kong(the mother). Had to use self defense and killed her too.
    But intentionally did not kill baby Kong both when he mourned father despite being RIGHT THERE, as well as when Kong was then orphaned. Gar let Kong go. Watched him, and did not attack.
    Gar/Gar is not the super bad guy. Just a fellow predator trying to live, and had to defend itself. Let Kong go and live and was thanked by having Kong trying to kill it in revenge....This game makes me feel Kong is only the bad guy. Which is whatever, but not what I think they intended.

  • @trevorhaddox6884
    @trevorhaddox6884 Рік тому

    Gotta love the stock/default UE grass texture.

  • @m.ccheddarbox874
    @m.ccheddarbox874 Рік тому +3

    I never thought I would enjoy watching someone torture themselves. Here we are though.

  • @Cheezitnator
    @Cheezitnator Рік тому

    Oh man, that 'noooooo' by the baby kong is a strong contender for new vader 'nooooooo'. Lol