Well, for one, savathun isn't a disciple of the witness, she was working in our favour and then we killed her because our ghost is the ghost equivalent of a kkk member, and we're just cool with ghost racism. With that in mind, them hating an ally of ours makes complete sense.
Witness: Okay my disciples you must, eliminate the guardians! Rhulk: Freaking dies and gets memed* Calus: Dies and gets insulted by a cloudstrider* Nezarec: Dies*
Love how this can be, in a way, considered canon with their personalities. Now, Rhulk and Nezarec WOULD hate Calus but how pathetic he is, so shooting him makes sense. And, obviously, EVERY DISCIPLE HATES SAVATHUN!
@@Carcosa_Rutsah8564 She imprisoned Rhulk in his own Pyramid. She KILLED Nezarec. Calus probably hates her, for some reason. Maybe for no particular reason or for being tricked into using the Crown of Sorrows (might be wrong about her being responsible for this one).
Even the part with Praksis and Eramis shooting each other could be considered in line since Eramis was heartbroken and terrified when the Witness turned her former lieutenants into Scorn and sent them back to her as a "gift" but really to keep her in line since they were empty things that did not even truly recognize Eramis and served the Witness not her.
Nezarec: im alive ... Crap I look bad what the hell happened Witness Well for one some guardian turned you body into tea and all that remained was your helemt so when the traveler did it's things to my ship . It pretty much turned you into a tormentor pretty much
I like how Rhulk looks so pissed off, and Nezarec has the "Perish worm" Energy. Nezarec looks so mad at Calus when he shoots him. And Savathun just looks so pissed of when Rhulk shoots her! And then Eido and Eramis looking so confused and them blasting each other like they've been planning it for a long ass time.
A little while back, I made a joke about the disciples being players in a GTA lobby, and nezarec being the guy who leaves his yacht defenses on all the time because his nightmares are always active. This feels like it just cements that. Calus is the guy who rides around on the oppressor thinking he's all funny and stuff. Rhulk running cargo while taking potshots at Calus. Savathun is using heist teleport to switch between the submarine missiles and the orbital Cannon. Nezarec's yacht defenses are still on, and he's also using an explosive sniper to harass Calus. Eramis is done with their crap, and just trying to drive around around like an NPC and gets shoved out of the way by Rhulk's phantom wedge. And finally, the witness is the level 8000 hacker dropping random props and explosives on everyone while raging about not being able to boot them offline because of their VPNs. Meanwhile, the guardians and the vanguard are just the LSPD watching all this happen not knowing wtf to do.
Savathun Screwed everyone over for the light, and Then They said "She wanted the smoke, So She got it" literally Calus, Rhulk, and Nezarec Shot her 12 times, 4 for each of them.
@@thewrongremedy771 I think she was in the process of becoming one, but ever since she failed to get all the Nezarec pieces she’s been mostly on the run and all her followers are now controlled by Xivu
im drunk its almost 11pm and i think im seriously going to die from laughing at this thanks for everything cruel world goodbye it was all worth it for This Video my cat is SO MAD at me for laughuing
they all hate Savathun that much %100 lore accurate
They should have had calus call in the guardian and be like “ey bro you wanna join in “ and just have thm teabag savathun
@@Drasticplace4 that would have been funny
@@Drasticplace4 In Nezarecs case, make teabags out of her.
Well, for one, savathun isn't a disciple of the witness, she was working in our favour and then we killed her because our ghost is the ghost equivalent of a kkk member, and we're just cool with ghost racism. With that in mind, them hating an ally of ours makes complete sense.
@@AlbinoMothDragon it's a meme.
I would give everything to have a wacky sitcom about the witness and it's disciples
Witness: Okay my disciples you must, eliminate the guardians!
Rhulk: Freaking dies and gets memed*
Calus: Dies and gets insulted by a cloudstrider*
Nezarec: Dies*
i'd sell my soul to bungie for them to make this
@@rabbadoodles4522 nezarec: dies but not really but also kinda really
I would LOVE to see someone port the disciples models to gmod or SFM. Imagine the posibilities
So it would be something like Rhulk asking who ate the last of the bagel bites
The witness : I was gone for 5 MINUTES!
And I was going to get everyone donuts if you were all good little followers, but noooo you all had to kill each other
the witness after it comes back from the travel- i mean the grocery store
And then they all shoot the witness
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Everyone after shooting the witness: "heresy, bitch "
@@Zyro-dl4owThe witness: “BRO I HELPED Y’ALL AND RHULK I SAVED YOU FROM DEA!!-“
Love how this can be, in a way, considered canon with their personalities.
Now, Rhulk and Nezarec WOULD hate Calus but how pathetic he is, so shooting him makes sense.
And, obviously, EVERY DISCIPLE HATES SAVATHUN!
Nezarec shooting Rhulk also seems like something Nezarec would do. Not for any reason other than to inflict random pain.
Why do they hate salvathun
@@Carcosa_Rutsah8564 She imprisoned Rhulk in his own Pyramid.
She KILLED Nezarec.
Calus probably hates her, for some reason. Maybe for no particular reason or for being tricked into using the Crown of Sorrows (might be wrong about her being responsible for this one).
@@MaskOfLimbo ah, makes sense
Even the part with Praksis and Eramis shooting each other could be considered in line since Eramis was heartbroken and terrified when the Witness turned her former lieutenants into Scorn and sent them back to her as a "gift" but really to keep her in line since they were empty things that did not even truly recognize Eramis and served the Witness not her.
1:32 Nezarec: Dies.
Calus: comes in
Nezarec: Comes back to life to shoot him.
Calus: dies.
Nezarec: dies again.
Nezarec: im alive ... Crap I look bad what the hell happened
Witness
Well for one some guardian turned you body into tea and all that remained was your helemt so when the traveler did it's things to my ship . It pretty much turned you into a tormentor pretty much
The image of Rhulk holding the gun would make a sick avatar image 😊
Isn’t that nezarec tho
I like how Rhulk looks so pissed off, and Nezarec has the "Perish worm" Energy.
Nezarec looks so mad at Calus when he shoots him.
And Savathun just looks so pissed of when Rhulk shoots her!
And then Eido and Eramis looking so confused and them blasting each other like they've been planning it for a long ass time.
It's not Eido, it's Praksis. Specifically Scorned Praksis I think
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Would have been funnier if Xivu was there instead of Praksis
This is 100 percent lore accurate
Like legitimately especially with the Hive Gods
Silly guardians using complex combos for dps when in reality it was the glock that holds the power to annihilate the disciples of the witness
Remember, 9mm kils the body, 45acp kills the soul
@@revanf3719 Russian badger reference I see
Traveler’s Chosen (Damaged) 💪💪💪
The boudica yes
The damaged travelers chosen
All of them blasting savathun is so accurate lol
The way nezerac just glares at calus after shooting him has me thinking this quote (Fuck you Calus your no raid boss your cringe!)
Literally stole Rhulk's Perish Worm energy.
I always just imagine him shooting Calus for no good reason, and I burst out laughing
Also calus in this has a face that looks like a cat
The fact you don't have more subscribers baffles me. The art looks so good, especially with Calus and Savathun's expressions.
Yeah, I also though they were really well done.
Calus' smile at 2:15 gets me everytime.
I'm dying this is too funny
And GOD I adore every shot of this, the art is so wonderful
omg a jar!
A little while back, I made a joke about the disciples being players in a GTA lobby, and nezarec being the guy who leaves his yacht defenses on all the time because his nightmares are always active. This feels like it just cements that.
Calus is the guy who rides around on the oppressor thinking he's all funny and stuff. Rhulk running cargo while taking potshots at Calus. Savathun is using heist teleport to switch between the submarine missiles and the orbital Cannon. Nezarec's yacht defenses are still on, and he's also using an explosive sniper to harass Calus. Eramis is done with their crap, and just trying to drive around around like an NPC and gets shoved out of the way by Rhulk's phantom wedge. And finally, the witness is the level 8000 hacker dropping random props and explosives on everyone while raging about not being able to boot them offline because of their VPNs.
Meanwhile, the guardians and the vanguard are just the LSPD watching all this happen not knowing wtf to do.
me as the LSPD "i have ten thousand rounds in every weapon in existence and i'm all out of normal bad guys"
“My witness, I just thought of the funniest thing”
I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS VIDEO RECENTLY THIS VERSION IS AMAZING!!!
I respect the attention to detail from the original video 😂
Savathun Screwed everyone over for the light, and Then They said "She wanted the smoke, So She got it" literally Calus, Rhulk, and Nezarec Shot her 12 times, 4 for each of them.
Jokes on you, this was all part of Savathun's plan
Yeah now they’re all gonna get resurrected and she’s gonna control them or smthn she def planned this
This is beautiful.
I DEMAND MORE!
*MORE!!!*
Seeing Eliksni with gigantic comedy eyes is so oddly hilarious. Take my upvote.
0:31 goes hard ngl
It's so chaotic like actual lore and I love it
What a beautiful thing to find first thing in the morning! I hope it sets the tone for the rest of the day.
The missed opportunity having Praksis die instead of Oryx... shooting Xivu would literally just make her stronger but Praksis isn't even a disciple...
I mean Eramis isn’t a Disciple either
@@maskaroni9848 She is a disciple, pretty sure she has her own pyramid ship too
@@thewrongremedy771 I think she was in the process of becoming one, but ever since she failed to get all the Nezarec pieces she’s been mostly on the run and all her followers are now controlled by Xivu
For some reason, Nezarec using a gun makes sense
2:35 I fucking love how nezarec is just enjoying this now
this video but instead of whacha say it plays each characters boss theme when they shoot
im drunk its almost 11pm and i think im seriously going to die from laughing at this thanks for everything cruel world goodbye it was all worth it for This Video my cat is SO MAD at me for laughuing
Savathun's face after getting shot by rhulk is perfect
Kratos, Master Chief and Doomguy fight the Witness.
I want to see it, I need to see it.
This is the crossover ever
I would have been perfect if Eremis was frozen in the thumbnail
Calus walking in and immediately getting shot was fucking hilarious
Edit: where can i find the original version of this?
Rhulk hasn't seen his sister in years because he kind of destroyed his home world
Xivu in the background watching all this go down:
👁
👁👄👁
Me painfully trying not to laught at 2 a.m.
I would love to see a video about nezarec and rhulk saying I’m dirty dan to each other for a solid hour
This is... so stupid. It's actually amazing.
Not gonna lie. Was expecting it to be Community, not an iconic SNL skit
solo dpsing everyone with naught but my roderic-c side arm
i need more
Then the Witness walks in the room and is like, “what the fuck!? Now I gotta go get more. DAMMIT”. Then everyone shoots him.
Honestly the way you drew nezerac's face is hella cute it is making me homosexual or I want to have him as a pet
2:31 why does calus look so happy here
I need to see more stuff like this it was so funny 😂
This is so good
Nezerac: Pranked
Rhulk: prank reversed
Calus: hate murdered
Savathun: also hate murdered
Eramis and phylaks: forced
And then Savathun revives and gets shot multiplied times again
This is so close to the canon its painful
Not Eramis and her Lieutenant 🤣🤣🤣
Would be lore accurate if it was Savathun first to shoot
I would stand behind savathun
She never stood a chance
ALSO WHAT IS THIS SORCERY HOW DO YOU DRAW HANDS SO WELL
And then savathun reses
Perfection
Whats the original video? (there is one, right? If its right under my nose, sorry for being slow)
SNL skit ua-cam.com/video/vmd1qMN5Yo0/v-deo.htmlsi=tEE7YG2EtJDozQuz
@@AuzziWanderer11 Thanks
The Witness: I refuse to comment this sh*t
Fucking hilarious. Amazing
Savathun was done dirty but it was deserved 😂
thay all got planted like a tree
Is there more ?!? Cus the lore is too funny
Honestly, I kinda feel a bit bad for the witness, they're surrounded by idiots
W thumbnail
Show idea:living with the disciples
Where are the trees!
Ending should have been Cayde and Uldrin Sov.
It would have been perfect if the guns were The Spoiler alert.
They hate her so much.
Where'ss this skit originally from?
SNL, it's the iconic "Dear Sister" skit
They just like me fr
What is the original clip ?
SNL Skit - Dear Sister
who are the first two?
Rhulk first disciple of the witness and nezarec Disciple of the witness they are both raid bosses if you wanna see them
@@dark_prime4596 i aint got no friends lol
Ok uh, do you have original? Thanks.
SNL skit - the shooting
ua-cam.com/video/vmd1qMN5Yo0/v-deo.html Here is the original video that the video is based on
wat
Honestly should have replaces Eramis and That other fallen (idk their name) with Xivu and Oryx as they are more like a disciples than Eramis’s group
Praksis
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Give me my 3 minutes back
mega cringe...