"Are Dan and Phil connected" and they both accidentally make the same category with almost identical answers, think it's safe to say that they are in fact connected
dan could’ve written “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day” but shakespeare is shaking rn because he could have NEVER written the sheer poetry of “you ate glue. you eat ass. you eat brains. you sniff gas.”
It's insane that you guys know SO MUCH about eachother and phil can still say things like "did you know one time i was bit by a monkey" and "i met the mayor by the dog warden" He is the true lore writer
no wonder they say after 15 years they still have interesting things to talk about, Phil has lived several other lives in this lifetime there's just endless lore
Can I just say its adorable how Phil held on to the seal plush the rest of the video. I love cuddling a plush when im doing things so it made me happy.
I was cooking dinner and all of a sudden perked up and went “My Dan and Phil senses are tingling” and checked my phone and this had been posted. So the only explanation is a psychic notifications connection
wait i get the psychic tingles too. maybe their posting schedule is just ingrained into our psyche, kinda like that experiment where they trained dogs to link the sound of a bell with getting food, but instead of a bell it’s a designated posting time and instead of getting food we get content.
Wait same though. I was getting ready to cook, put a different video on at first, but then got the urge to refresh my feed in case anything new came up.
rolling at phil trying to get “hiatus” 😭 i now know exactly how dan felt when phil wasn’t getting “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” in the incoherent vid
unrelated but I just saw the ad you guys launched for dan’s old merch, can’t imagine how expensive it must’ve been to project it onto the literal sky, batsignal style
the way phil strategically throws in the sponsors to annoy dan reminds me so much of jenna and julien bc julien would do the same thing to jenna on their podcast. my fave duos
you know how bad dan and phil know each other because EVERY SINGLE TIME they make these "guessing" videos, they pull shit like "what have we done 15 years ago" and they still fucking know it, man
The way that "eye" and "ass" here were referring to dan spraying himself with deodorant and phil's first colonoscopy, but little did they both know that both of them would have to go to hospital for more serious eye and ass related things before too long!
I was so confused about "etruschian" and then I realised that Dan and his abhorrent spelling meant Eustachian tube... which he sought "medial" attention for...
Lol I love them continuing to call the Eustachian tube the Etruscan tube. Dans ear canals belong to the civilisation that spread across Italy from 900-27BC
i- i’m speechless at “we’ve never fucked on youtube” comment😭😭 like i know we’re not 14 anymore but jesus christ i was stunned LOL i love them so much i’m glad we can all laugh now!!!
Dan ans phil were the only thing that would make me feel joy admist the Emptiness when i was in middle school, and theyre also the only ones to manage to do so now that im in my 20s. Its a shame the emptiness stayed, but im glad these two did, too.
guys… the world is so overwhelming and stressful and every time y’all upload it helps me relax and reset my brain. I know the UA-camr life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be and I know y’all have had a lot of work and growing to do and I just… I appreciate it. I appreciate you coming back and being You and being clowns for our entertainment. It makes a difference in people’s lives, believe it or not. Thanks for being here in my screen for the past thirteen years. Y’all are better than ever ❤
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I love that you can always tell who writes the comments
It didn’t work for me :(
“are dan and phil connected?” as if they haven’t shared the same brain cell since 2009
Fr
Singular brain cell
But only one of them can use it at a time, which might explain a lot!
like ginger cats. they all share the same brian cell.
They each get half the brain, like left brain and right brain
“We’ve never fucked on youtube” is literally crazy
I feel like they're getting back at the Demon Phannies 😂
right like why did he say that 😭
They really don't give a fuck anymore - and we love to see it😂
Guys let’s not, this is group chat conversation not their comments 😭
@@ourladyofsorrowsxx we're literally saying they're mocking the phans, wdym?😂
"Are Dan and Phil connected" and they both accidentally make the same category with almost identical answers, think it's safe to say that they are in fact connected
dan is giving phil all the hints in the world at that last one and then congratulating phil on figuring it out. absolute simp behaviour
what's new lmao
and phil on the other hand saying he wont help dan!! their contrast is hilarious.
Well he is the number 1 Phil simp, so
Phil trash #1 baby
That’s the big brother/little brother life experience. Dan is letting him hold the controller that isn’t plugged in 😹
“you’re more of a loser but I’m more of a geek” “yeah okay sure” 😭
i actually had to pause the video to laugh LMAO they´re so funny
15:11
Love how Phil just goes along like yeah whatever
@@AmberLB74 unbothered king behavior
No let’s talk about THIS! The way Phil just agreed is sending me
3:10
_you ate glue_
_you eat ass_
_you eat brains_
_you sniff gas_
~a poem by daniel howell~
*snaps snaps snaps snaps*
true lyricism
It might be just because it’s 1 am but I have tears streaming down my face from laughing
@@thespeedyyoshii was just about to make this comment, are we connected???
Dr. Seuss has been silent since Dan dropped this banger
Tbh the hiatus one was genius, hats off to mr snot on fire
no fr, that was so clever
he's so witty and smart!!
'Hi ate date... us...' '.....KEEP SHUFFLING!!!' took me out 🤣🤣
His yelling voice is so funny
i was DYING at this point 😭😭
“we’ve never fucked on youtube, but i’m sure people want us to.” daniel.
RIGHT
It’s for educational purposes
the way i would have thought future me was lying if i had a time machine…
the fact that sentence helped him figure it out 😂
“On UA-cam”
dan could’ve written “shall i compare thee to a summer’s day” but shakespeare is shaking rn because he could have NEVER written the sheer poetry of “you ate glue. you eat ass. you eat brains. you sniff gas.”
This is like the opposite of a clickbait title. Was tempted to just say yes and continue with my day
just like me fr
Istg I thought it was going to be them playing Connect 4 for 20 minutes
Immediately when I saw it I was like “let’s not ask questions with obvious answers”
Saw the tweet, assumed it was a poll, almost didn’t click
Scrollbait
Dan’s had so much deep lore he’s never beating the phil trash allegations
« we’ve never fucked on youtube » I SPAT OUT MY DRINK
Same
please i'm dying
SAME
Also: obviously 😂
no bc i was just coming to say this
"im not helping you" *both proceed to steer each other towards the answers every time* real
It's insane that you guys know SO MUCH about eachother and phil can still say things like "did you know one time i was bit by a monkey" and "i met the mayor by the dog warden" He is the true lore writer
Puppets
Meanwhile dan gaslit himself into thinking his roommate burned pasta when it was actually him
no wonder they say after 15 years they still have interesting things to talk about, Phil has lived several other lives in this lifetime there's just endless lore
At this point I'm convinced Phil designs his sponsorship-hooks around how much he can exasperate Dan😂
so true
Very Jenna and Julien core haha
I want the sponsorship segues to become Julien exasperating Jenna level. PLEASE
@@CoffeeQueen03i came to say this thank you queen
i skip through it every time
Dan knowing the snowdude lore is incredible
what else would you expect from phil trash #1
@@Kelly_C ofc he's just confirming the title all these years later
His little face when Phil finally got it
I love that Dan guessed "f*ck" was "people wanted us to fuck on UA-cam" as opposed to the actual answer which was people wanted Phil to say "fuck"
Him saying "we've never f*caked on UA-cam"!!!...
we need this as a dip vs pip
YESS
+
we can just straight up give it to phil, as the simps we all are
@@meimeilskincluding dan (after a lot of complaining)
OMFG YES
The way I saw “childhood” “2018” and “G” and immediately thought “things that traumatize Dan”
I thought this too, and that Monty was the last one as a jumpscare from FNAF 😭
So nice to see that Dan reanimated Phil's corpse to make this for us :)
right? it must have been a lot of hard work :)
wdym what are you talking about 😃😃 /j
@@gourangiverma3947lmao have you watched the last dan and phil crafts vid?
@@gourangiverma3947 Don't cry, craft
@@gourangiverma3947the latest danandphilcrafts video xD
Can I just say its adorable how Phil held on to the seal plush the rest of the video. I love cuddling a plush when im doing things so it made me happy.
u just make me realize i am in fact also holding a plush
YES! I was searching got this comment, I knew someone else had to have found that cute!
@@amandanaoexisteI was literally cuddling my own seal the whole time
I was cooking dinner and all of a sudden perked up and went “My Dan and Phil senses are tingling” and checked my phone and this had been posted. So the only explanation is a psychic notifications connection
wait i get the psychic tingles too. maybe their posting schedule is just ingrained into our psyche, kinda like that experiment where they trained dogs to link the sound of a bell with getting food, but instead of a bell it’s a designated posting time and instead of getting food we get content.
@@jd4wg13Phavlov’s Phans
Wait same though. I was getting ready to cook, put a different video on at first, but then got the urge to refresh my feed in case anything new came up.
Same. I woke up in the middle of the night. Check my phone and they had posted like 20mins ago
same i just had a feeling
dan saying "I have small Etruscan canals" instead of Eustachian just makes me think of an Italian man with very tiny ears
rolling at phil trying to get “hiatus” 😭 i now know exactly how dan felt when phil wasn’t getting “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard” in the incoherent vid
I can't believe it took Phil so long to shuffle to hiatus but I also absolutely can believe it
I swear Dan and Phil always post EXACTLY when I need it! It’s uncanny.
right?? maybe we are ALL connected
i hope everyone in replies is doing better now ☹️💞 i needed this video too
Same!!!! it was 7 hours into my huge college project due today and was panicking so much and then they posted
I love how Phil just cuddled the seal for the rest of the video, relatable
on the last one i saw ‘seed, no crumbs, 2018’ and my mind went to pigeonfest when all those pigeons ate every last bit of food left out for them
13:40 dan says the most insane things so casually
my vision went black tbh
I actually passed out
“On UA-cam”
the affection i feel for these two grown men who don't know i exist needs to be studied
my eyes skipped over the first few words somehow and i thought you said 'these two grown men need to be studied'
@@sweetxcyanide that too
"Animals? Ate, left no crumbs"
Well, he's right
17:01 the look of "SURELY HE'LL GET IT NOW!" hope on dan's face, and then phil DOESN'T. incredible, perfect, no notes
desperately need a round two of this I do fear that this video concept ate
Ate, no crumbs, but 2024 instead of 2018, nerds fr
It needs to be a Dan Vs Phil the second time around
Are Dan and Phil connected? I wasn’t aware they were separate PEOPLE haha?!?
They are ‘The Best Vlogger (singular)’ after all
THIS is what we wanted with the Dan and Phil lore charades!!! Magical video truly giving the people what they want
The way phil said ok yeah sure 🙄 15:12 killed me, king of comedy fr fr
unrelated but I just saw the ad you guys launched for dan’s old merch, can’t imagine how expensive it must’ve been to project it onto the literal sky, batsignal style
This too me a sec lol
@@emmam.4469 had to do it to em
this is genius
omg this
This took me a good like 10 seconds fml
15:57 THAT SENT ME SO HARD "Honestly, animals.... ate💅✨️" LMAOOOOOO DANIEL
"Honestly.... Animals ate. Left no crumbs"
I teared up that's so funny
this is the most married video i’ve ever seen in my life
“we’ve never f*cked on youtube, i’m sure people want us to” eXCUSE ME
the way my brain literally bluescreened
“On UA-cam”
the way phil strategically throws in the sponsors to annoy dan reminds me so much of jenna and julien bc julien would do the same thing to jenna on their podcast. my fave duos
Yes!! I've actually seen comp vids of all four of them comparing hahahaa I love it!
Dan and Phil getting Eustachian and Etruscan mixed up is hilarious to me
"Maybe you should have bled more" goes so hard for no reason?????? Adding that line to one of my oc's scenes...
Wait what i missed this line
@@Realisticallyliteral 02:23
Especially after the crafts video...
4:42 not even lying it's wild that this has aged like wine. Phil in this video had not yet had a nicked artery. Pure boy.
first london apartment was cracks, sex, gas and crime
honestly sounds like some sort of party gone wrong
Or right 😏
@@corrinabarnett8226i was going to say that lmfao
"we've never fucked on youtube" was CRAZY
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING LOL
not dan giving phil all these hints… he’s so whipped
dan and phil are the only youtubers i watch ad reads for because who else is advertising sexy milk perfume
you know how bad dan and phil know each other because EVERY SINGLE TIME they make these "guessing" videos, they pull shit like "what have we done 15 years ago" and they still fucking know it, man
The way that "eye" and "ass" here were referring to dan spraying himself with deodorant and phil's first colonoscopy, but little did they both know that both of them would have to go to hospital for more serious eye and ass related things before too long!
phil unshuffling "hi ate date us" sounded a bad round of INCOHEARANT the party game
exact same vibe
i love how happy they look when the other is getting close to the answer ❤
Phil trying to get hiatus has me sent 💀
Dan screaming "KEEP SHUFFLING" made it even funnier 💀💀
the way you actually figured some of these impossible ones out is genuinely unbelievable
don’t we already know the answer to this
i was yelling IT'S GIVING THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT at my phone how could you forget dan. that carried the fandom for months.
new theory that dan got it immediately but pretended not to, to make the video funnier (like his pitch perfect charades)
I was so confused about "etruschian" and then I realised that Dan and his abhorrent spelling meant Eustachian tube... which he sought "medial" attention for...
The “on UA-cam” had me full sprinting to the comments
“Cracks, crime, gas and sex. Sounds like a good Saturday”
Lol I love them continuing to call the Eustachian tube the Etruscan tube. Dans ear canals belong to the civilisation that spread across Italy from 900-27BC
i went to med school and for a moment i was freaking out cause i’ve never heard of the ESCHTRUSCHCAN canal before
I was literally watching Dan and Phil videos when the notification popped up help
they knew
girl same
same lmfao
Same lol
LMAO i was watching phil and the whole leaking his phone number thing
Just to think, since this video, they’ve had new eye and ass issues. Now, when they look back they can ask “which ones?”
me seeing axe and just immediately shouting “DAN SOLD AN AXE TO A CHILD DAN SOLD AN AXE TO A CHILD” that’s how u know a video made an impression
I laughed so hard at phil trying to order the words for hiatus in all the possible wrong ways😭😭😭
Phil is entirely too adorable. His cheer about 'Snow Dude' was so cute!
The amount of Dan and Phil lore stored in my brain that i didn't know i remembered is insane holy shit!!
“My ass is fixed” was foreshadowing
i- i’m speechless at “we’ve never fucked on youtube” comment😭😭 like i know we’re not 14 anymore but jesus christ i was stunned LOL i love them so much i’m glad we can all laugh now!!!
heart eyes Howell and then “keep SHUFFLING” is new best d&p moment
I’m fucking CRYING at how long it took Phil to get hiatus when he was saying out the syllables 😂
Was praying a dapg video would come out today and thank god it did!! I NEEDED THIS IN MY LIFE!!
"Cracks, Crime, Gas, Sex" - the latest single from DanAndPhilBEATS
Dan: You got it!
Dan 5 seconds earlier: KEEP SHUFFLING!!!!!!!!
this was an s tier post hiatus danandphilgames video
Literally getting it right only via the thought of “we’ve never fucked on Yotube…” is incredible comedy
"Peace sign, you used to do those in a picture" He still does, he did it when I saw him in March of last year. I have the pictures
Sis has the receipts lmao
"we've never fucked on youtube, but I'm sure people want us to"
with all due disrespect, we absolutely fucking don't
UA-cam is filled with people who should honestly just be on X-rated websites for the content they are seeking.
i honestly thought 2018, no crumbs was just talking about how good you guys looked during interactive introverts and how much you slayed
nobody understands how a new video of you guys reminds me why i haven’t given up on my life, bc you guys make me feel alive
Dan throwing in that Phil is older than him and he would’ve been a baby always throws me off 😂
Probably my favorite video post-hiatus, comedy was on point
Dan and Phil is now a singular game 😂
Dan ans phil were the only thing that would make me feel joy admist the Emptiness when i was in middle school, and theyre also the only ones to manage to do so now that im in my 20s.
Its a shame the emptiness stayed, but im glad these two did, too.
i'm WAY to proud of seeing splinge and hand as soon as dan's words appeared and realizing it's how they're awkward in pictures
Dan CANNOT stop giving Phil hints lmfao and Phil just left him to struggle on that hard one 💀
guys… the world is so overwhelming and stressful and every time y’all upload it helps me relax and reset my brain. I know the UA-camr life ain’t all it’s cracked up to be and I know y’all have had a lot of work and growing to do and I just… I appreciate it. I appreciate you coming back and being You and being clowns for our entertainment. It makes a difference in people’s lives, believe it or not. Thanks for being here in my screen for the past thirteen years. Y’all are better than ever ❤
divorced brothers who are connected for life...go dan and phil!!!!
Rewatching and it’s crazy that in the six months since this video came out there have been further ass-related AND eye-related medical emergencies 😭
funniest title yet truly the opposite of clickbait. truly something that makes u go Well Yes and carry on
that last one's really serving danger men at work
20 seconds in dan is already being terrorised 💀
their brains work in some way mine doesn't cause i see 16 words and my brain turns to static
It’s so weird hearing the pheal not be called by their government name now
I want a time machine for the sole purpose of showing 2014 me a 2024 Dan and Phil video without any additional context
The baking video with no context
Phil- I'm not helping!
Also Phil- *basically gives Dan all the answers with his hints*
“You’re milk and I’m moss” even out of context is just true
i just laughed so hard over the hiatus one that i started choking and i cried. phil i absolutely adore you please never change XD