phil singing "i feel the rush" when dan was sniffing the suspiciously shaped bottle of lavender extract fully sent me to a different planet we truly live in a new era of dan and phil
I like how Dan talks rather calmly, almost monotone, but you can tell he is excited for this activity because he asks Phil what vessel he's using and then just freaking interrupts him! 4:29 "What is your vessel, Phil?" "My vessel--" *"I've decided--"*
The iridescent glass, the flowery flavor combo, the boba, the ✨ g l i t t e r ✨, the tea, the magic of science and color change, the dragon egg ice cube, the bonus toy/decoration dragon, the whole ass beautiful process of drink crafting.... I'm sorry Phil, but Dan had me the second he said "elderflower" - and it only went better from here.
@@Jeevesie1988 It's not actually true, there are only rules against showing minors drinking, and not against adults making content around alcohol. Most likely it is just tied to their deal with Dragon City, and not to UA-cam's content policies.
I love this vibe of Dan and Phil running this bar and people have been waiting 40 minutes for their drink bc Dan had to freeze a dragon egg and Phil can't figure out his color gradients and keeps having to start over lmao
i love how with each of these challenges they do, Dan's ideas usually go according to plan and it always looks great, but Phil's usually DOESN'T go according to plan, but he manages to make it work everytime regardless. tbh i relate to Phil, i always have ideas but often times they don't come out the same as i imagined 😂 also unrelated, but i love phils shirt, i wish i had one like that haha
@@Zambie518I just checked, the shuffleboard video was uploaded April 12th for me and today is April 14th. So it was kinda 2 days. I think it only says 1 day because UA-cam waits for the exact time it was uploaded to change the day (i.e. it's kinda like 36 hours since they uploaded instead of the total 48 hrs)
I find it funny that they put stemmed glassware on coasters, which is not only redundant but also increased the chance they'd accidentally knock one over (like Dan demonstrated)
this is the greatest birthday present of all time. i’ve been watching yall for officially half my life btw because i turned 24 today and i started watching you guys when i was 12 thanks fathers
I love the colors and the science it took to make the drinks, but what adds to Dan’s drink appeal is the light from behind the camera making the drink look a bit rainbowy and pretty
@@Kazemba I think it's actually really linguistically interesting that because it went Dan and Phil --> Phan --> the 'ph' prefix meaning related to dnp, even though the bit of the word that came from Dan's name isn't preserved in the prefix, he is still part of the meaning. also, yeah, with the amount he helps Phil in every competitive video I don't think he would really mind haha
The blue flowers Dan made into tea are called butterfly pea flowers. In standard water they'll turn the water blue, but if you add an acid to it it'll turn purple. They are beautiful.
6:46 “That bottle needs a flare base" EXCUSE ME SIR- The fact that it’s followed with “it smells peachy… call me by your name” I love and fear this era god
Phil's drink seems like something you'd get at a bar regularly, while if I was served Dan's drink I'd be ascended into another plane of reality just by looking at it
Right??? Like, I’m no expert, but I do make myself a good sunrise a few times a week, and I was like “doesn’t it go in last? I always put it in last and I get a perfect gradient”
how is it that dan's created something really I'd like to order in a fancy place, and phil's drink looks like something a child's invented playing a barman?
i swear these two could be on hiatus for a century and i would still crawl out of my grave and look for a wifi connection the minute they announce a comeback
Not even five minutes in and I thought Phil attempting this would be a chaotic nightmare. I'm sorry for not believing in you, Philly but Dan wins this one. The purple is so pretty 💜
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why does this shit say one hour ago you sillies
hoe i’ve clicked on this link a million god damn times and it doesn’t give me a banner or my stash of food tell me how
link doesn't work for me🥲
Same here DX
the juxtaposition of dan’s “heres one i made earlier” and phil’s chaotic untested candyfloss machine
It's truly a testament to their personalities
dichotomous
I truly am loving the 'Dan and Phil do Whatever The Hell They Want' vibe of this channel now - please do more of this, whatever the hell 'this' is
“Dip and Pip’s Scaly Sips” goes so hard.
POV: Dan and Phil adopted you and they have no idea how to entertain a child
I put my hair in a messy bun and run down the stairs
@@somethingelse9176you just ripped that sentence from the deepest parts of my brain where it was buried
@@somethingelse9176 God I love the internet sometimes
Love the angle of this. POV you’re a child at a bar waiting for your mocktail
I feel like I'm just resting my chin on the dining table
I’m 5ft tall so this would probably be my perspective if I were sitting at the dinning table with Dan and Phil😂
@@mserinjohnsonexactly my thoughts as a 4’10 girlie
no need to be a child when these two are giants
Nah because who brings their child to a bar 😭 Isn't that illegal lol
This video is just "But wait. There MORE!"
dragon city and nord vpn single handedly funding the phouse
Don’t forget scentbird!!
the phunds
I think that would be double-handedly
Phunding the phouse
sphansorships
phil singing "i feel the rush" when dan was sniffing the suspiciously shaped bottle of lavender extract fully sent me to a different planet we truly live in a new era of dan and phil
right 😭 i’m so happy they feel comfortable like this on here
I ascended 😭😭😭 it rlly got me good
the constant “one-upping” was so funny thEN PHIL PULLED OUT THE FUCKING COTTON CANDY MACHINE and i truly lost it
The way this was typed gave me nostalgia
Dan wins solely for choosing the power of friendship and helping Phil with his drink. A sports anime arc
love that dan also calls it "the phouse" 0:15
he’s just like us
I thought he was the origin of the term bc he posted the living room pic a while ago
phining room phable 🍴
the phansion 🙏😔
phil also called it the phouse in the video where he ranked everywhere he lived!!
the way dan’s face drops after phil says it has a “grandma-y musk” 😭😭😭 21:40 i’m cryinggg
The idea of dan sneaking around cooking boda and freezing dragon toys in ice probably in the middle of the night makes me laugh so hard
He was going all out, it seems like he was really excited for his idea hahaha
This, juxtaposed by Phil going "Oh! Candy floss!" *Add to cart*
"so when it melts"
Dan: you will slowly ingest microplastics...
Phil: ...and get a little dragon toy at the end!
inside me there are two wolves
and also microplastics!
i love how we’re getting this phouse reveal one item of furniture at a time
they can’t reveal too much or someone will recreate the house on roblox!! ☠️
its what we deserve
@@fairythief13or Sims lol
phurniture if you will
@@graynovember13 if you phill
I like how Dan talks rather calmly, almost monotone, but you can tell he is excited for this activity because he asks Phil what vessel he's using and then just freaking interrupts him!
4:29 "What is your vessel, Phil?"
"My vessel--"
*"I've decided--"*
2:45 “Fruity”
“Like us”
I will never stop loving this new era
They are our emotional support fruits
2:47
same i’m so happy they finally feel comfortable enough to be their true selves after all these years💗so so happy for them.
They’re trying to fund whatever home reno project Dan has in mind next and I live for it
Dan and Phil are the only two ppl who would make an ad 23 minutes long and enjoyable.
Them and the McElroys
The iridescent glass, the flowery flavor combo, the boba, the ✨ g l i t t e r ✨, the tea, the magic of science and color change, the dragon egg ice cube, the bonus toy/decoration dragon, the whole ass beautiful process of drink crafting.... I'm sorry Phil, but Dan had me the second he said "elderflower" - and it only went better from here.
No but same because I want one so bad now
Daniel won the moment he understood that we're mostly lesbians that are voting and went for purple
And lavender??? Like hello yes you have my vote
Lesbian witch coded cocktail
Also purplussy, u know we lesbians be ordering that at the bar
Yep, as soon as you put lavender in something the lesbians love it 😂
As a lesbian with lavender right next to me + some lavender essential oil around the room in my purple pjs... you are so right
i don't know how to explain this but this video feels like a facetime with the wine aunts
Dan and Phil: * makes mocktails so the video is less adult oriented *
Dan: "The dragon and the mocktail are called Purplussy".
UA-cam has a policy now where alcohol consumption on screen is automatically demonetized
@@MaryPiePierrot Huh, wild.
@@Jeevesie1988 It's not actually true, there are only rules against showing minors drinking, and not against adults making content around alcohol. Most likely it is just tied to their deal with Dragon City, and not to UA-cam's content policies.
@michaelbricky Yeah I guess I never considered that it could be part of the terms of their ad contract. Makes sense!
@@michaelbricky all the cooking channels would like to say otherwise
Dan's creativity this round has me in complete awe
For one terrible moment I thought they had named the vampire dragon _Slur_
I also heard slur lmfao
wait is that not what he said 😭
@eliannahasissues9605 he said slurp 😭😭
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that 😅
bruh same
“My drink is a weapon” was so crafts coded 😭😭😭😭
it was the tone and everything and honestly??? somehow my fave moment (or one of them at least)
daniel and phillipe they’re getting too fancy for us
"that bottle needs a flared base" and you need a church, Daniel.
I love this vibe of Dan and Phil running this bar and people have been waiting 40 minutes for their drink bc Dan had to freeze a dragon egg and Phil can't figure out his color gradients and keeps having to start over lmao
"It's now part of the table...but honestly.... 💅slay"
Made me laugh
The sheer amount of syrup Phil put in that drink is scarier than anything else I’ve ever seen them do and I was here for the Easter meringues video
seriously my reaction was visceral, i was utterly GAGGED
It’s giving “2 shots of vodka”
@@BreadLover257🤣🤣🤣
he just kept going 😂😂😂
The references they throw in randomly make me so happy, this whole video feels like hanging out with them
dil the mixologist is quaking
Dan PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS with that drink. THE FROZEN DRAGON EGG???!! Literally he played to win
THE PHINING TABLE
WHEN I TELL U I YELLED
Phine dining
*phining* *dable~*
This was like watching the adult version of when you made 'potions' as a kid out of shampoo and mud. Thoroughly entertained, thanks lads
Not convinced that dining table has ever seen a home cooked meal
personally, i’m convinced that it hasn’t
Which of the two emo twinks ever learned to cook?
i love how with each of these challenges they do, Dan's ideas usually go according to plan and it always looks great, but Phil's usually DOESN'T go according to plan, but he manages to make it work everytime regardless. tbh i relate to Phil, i always have ideas but often times they don't come out the same as i imagined 😂
also unrelated, but i love phils shirt, i wish i had one like that haha
dan is how i think i dance, phil is how i actually dance
TWO IN A ROW?
right i was not prepared!!!!
Why does everyone keep saying this, it's been two days guys 😭
MY EXACT REACTION
@@Babygirlyouretheheartnah it’s been 1 day check under the last video
@@Zambie518I just checked, the shuffleboard video was uploaded April 12th for me and today is April 14th. So it was kinda 2 days. I think it only says 1 day because UA-cam waits for the exact time it was uploaded to change the day (i.e. it's kinda like 36 hours since they uploaded instead of the total 48 hrs)
This is DanAndPhilDoWhateverTheyWant and I'm here for it
6:32 that glug when Phil poured that liquid gave me the "two shots of vodka" vine i'm so sorry🤣
“MY drink is a WEAPON :)” dan and phil crafts energy
There is no upload schedule with them. They upload based on ✨ vibes ✨
✨️vibes✨️ and ✨️mood✨️
And ✨sponsorships✨
The angle this is filmed at is so intimidating. I feel like I’m a tiny mouse standing on their dining room table…
dan: here’s one i made earlier
phil: i have not used this or tested it
As a bartender, watching Phil shake that for .3 seconds and then freaking out about the cold burns was illuminating, to say the least
I find it funny that they put stemmed glassware on coasters, which is not only redundant but also increased the chance they'd accidentally knock one over (like Dan demonstrated)
this is their first fancy table and they don’t know how it works
The essence of being 29
Wait, I never thought about it but it IS redundant hahahaha
this is the greatest birthday present of all time. i’ve been watching yall for officially half my life btw because i turned 24 today and i started watching you guys when i was 12 thanks fathers
Happy birthday!
@@steelheartii6525 thank you!!! :)
these fits are truly giving sophisticated queer parents i love
ik they look amazing
I love the colors and the science it took to make the drinks, but what adds to Dan’s drink appeal is the light from behind the camera making the drink look a bit rainbowy and pretty
Dan took the first loss so much to heart that he put his heart and soul into this
22:11 “my drink is a weapon” the craft still escaping dan 😭
it’s the sitting at any dining table which is where many a craft has taken place
I thought the exact same thing! exactly the same tone
lowkey scared me TT LMAO
Fr the way he said it gave me flashbacks
I am so glad it wasn't just me who got that vibe
The panic in Phil's eyes at 18:33 is sending me
god i love dnp looking down at me like i'm an 8 year old asking "please, sirs, may i have a mocktail?"
😃 THAT WAS A SUCCESSFUL BREEDING 😃
“This bottle needs a flared base” and a poppers joke in one video. Living for this.
Dan & Phil are the only thing keeping me going through my break up right now - hype we got another vid so soon 💕
phil's "feel the rush" joke is SENDING ME
Unrelated to the drinks, but y’all look better than ever! Keeps me feeling young as another 30-something to see you thriving
I love how dan & phil and the fans all agree on replacing the first letter of everything dnp related with ph
Even though it completely cuts Dan out
@@Kazembait’s what dan would want
@@chelsjones we all know he's a simp
@@Kazemba I think it's actually really linguistically interesting that because it went Dan and Phil --> Phan --> the 'ph' prefix meaning related to dnp, even though the bit of the word that came from Dan's name isn't preserved in the prefix, he is still part of the meaning.
also, yeah, with the amount he helps Phil in every competitive video I don't think he would really mind haha
@@misguided_ghost Hello fellow linguist, I've literally been thinking about this and so glad you worded it
If you would've told 2012 phannie me that Phil was gonna be making popper jokes on the joint gaming channel I would've passed away on the spot
"i feel the rush" with dan sniffing the bottle made me SCREAM
The blue flowers Dan made into tea are called butterfly pea flowers. In standard water they'll turn the water blue, but if you add an acid to it it'll turn purple. They are beautiful.
Hearing Daniel say “phouse” does something to my psyche that I truly cannot explain…
I love how much effort they both put in. Theyre both amazing - like could be ACTUAL drinks, unlike the ditchfire I expected it to be.
Phil making a joke about poppers was not something I ever expected to see with my own eyes 🤣
8:50 never thought phil would be making a joke about poppers but here we are
blessed timeline
6:46 “That bottle needs a flare base" EXCUSE ME SIR-
The fact that it’s followed with “it smells peachy… call me by your name”
I love and fear this era god
flared base immediately followed by a "those are *good* dragons" made me choke, i love casual tentacle jokes mixed with suspicious peach juice
bucket list goals is meeting the raging phannie working in dragon cities hq right now
The way the light hits Dan's glass makes it look like Mother of Pearl. So nice to look at.
10:13 the flowers are Aparajita/ Clitora Ternatea, they go well with lotus and give vivid dreams
Daniel and Phillipe Mocktails
No, no, no
Dip and Pip Drips
phil's shirt takes me back to that ~stunning and elegant~ photo of him from a while back where we saw it for the first time
truly one of the best photos
22:10 the way he said “my drink is a weapon 😏” had lowkey dan and phil crafts vibes idek can’t explain lmao
It's the way he said it haha
omg ikr I got scared
Phil's drink seems like something you'd get at a bar regularly, while if I was served Dan's drink I'd be ascended into another plane of reality just by looking at it
8:50 a double edged Troye & poppers joke. well played, Phil 💀
I had to pause and laugh
Jep thats me right now. Had to go to the comments to see if I was the only one who really heard that @@englahoelstad2356
And then Dan pulling over the peach juice? I choked 💀
Oh my god that completely flew over my head. PHILIP NO
if phil lester made a poppers joke in 2016 i would have evaporated
the fact that this whole video is ad and sponsored but they still made it them is amazing love them both
phil taking the drink out to put the grenadine in first 😭😭😭 it goes in last to get the gradient i love him
update: HE DID IT !!!
Right??? Like, I’m no expert, but I do make myself a good sunrise a few times a week, and I was like “doesn’t it go in last? I always put it in last and I get a perfect gradient”
loved dan's shirt! and very glad dan helped out with phil's drink because then it became so pretty!
My best guess is that the ceiling finally fell down in the gaming room and they have to find new ways to stick to the kitchen
Oh my gosh they honestly both killed it with the mocktails. The presentation is 10/10.
We are being SPOILED with content and I am absolutely loving it!
Obsessed with how this is just “dip and pip one-up each other for 23 minutes”
"Phresh corner of the Phouse" Phantastic
"My drink is a weapon" has STRONG crafties energy
how is it that dan's created something really I'd like to order in a fancy place, and phil's drink looks like something a child's invented playing a barman?
Sums their energies up tbh
as with every time dan and phil are Making Stuff, dan focused on the ✨️aesthetic✨️ while phil focused on the ✨️Fun Chaos✨️
From a person in recovery, thank you for this! I always need mocktail recipes and I’m so glad I get to come to Dan and Phil games for my recipes 🥰🥰🥰
i swear these two could be on hiatus for a century and i would still crawl out of my grave and look for a wifi connection the minute they announce a comeback
this is genuinely such a close race omg they both killed it
5:13 Reminds me of that vine; "and now a shot of vodka".
“My drink is a weapon” said with the cadence of a DanAndPhilCRAFTS video
🥰🔪my drink is a weapon👹😊
Not even five minutes in and I thought Phil attempting this would be a chaotic nightmare. I'm sorry for not believing in you, Philly but Dan wins this one. The purple is so pretty 💜
that was a LOT OF VANILLA SYRUP
1:25 Yet again, I find myself both amazed and intimidated at the connection these men have
this filming angle is genuinely scary it feels like im really there and dan and phil are going to step on me.
Dan: "Here's one I prepared earlier."
Phil: "I haven't used or tested this."
Their personalities in a nutshell.
the slow burn of a phouse reveal is too good
this was so fun! maybe do some mocktails representhing the howlters sims