Phil Pushes Dan’s Button for 18 Minutes

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  • @retentionpond8628
    @retentionpond8628 11 місяців тому +5060

    dan and phil wearing shirts of each other’s faces is a whole new level of friendship goals

    • @haileychilcutt5983
      @haileychilcutt5983 11 місяців тому +104

      This is so fvckin funny 😂

    • @sardonikai
      @sardonikai 11 місяців тому +23

      it's so true tho

    • @breezieb3297
      @breezieb3297 11 місяців тому +49

      its giving ice king & Finn's matching sweatshirts from adventure time 😂😂😂

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 11 місяців тому +59

      the way I stared at their shirts for way too long before getting it lol

    • @twistedcherry206
      @twistedcherry206 11 місяців тому +21

      I read this comment before looking at what they were wearing & got a nice surprise laugh so thanks😂

  • @sheritakirtley6217
    @sheritakirtley6217 11 місяців тому +1099

    phil choosing to be immortal and dragging dan along with him because he loves him is so incredibly on brand I feel like it's happened in another life.

  • @MiCKi914
    @MiCKi914 11 місяців тому +2828

    Dan's "You want to live forever? I'm bored NOW" is so iconic 😂

    • @MichiB
      @MichiB 11 місяців тому +5

      Same 😅

  • @ThePhandomMenace
    @ThePhandomMenace 11 місяців тому +2564

    Not Dan LITERALLY HISSING at Phil when he tried comforting him over the dips💀 I literally jumped

    • @kai_winchester_66
      @kai_winchester_66 11 місяців тому +25

      I literally jumped as well 😂

    • @LovelyApples56
      @LovelyApples56 11 місяців тому +112

      he spat like a feral kitten lmao

    • @bie_00
      @bie_00 11 місяців тому +53

      @@LovelyApples56he's a true cat(boy) after all

    • @isabelrr1209
      @isabelrr1209 11 місяців тому +47

      never denying the Crowley allegations

    • @Thewaterspirit57
      @Thewaterspirit57 10 місяців тому +3

      Well he is a furry lol

  • @bttrflymagic
    @bttrflymagic 11 місяців тому +3472

    Dan’s shirt saying “end my suffering” above a picture of an awkward dog is too relatable. 😂

    • @ldipkin
      @ldipkin 11 місяців тому +38

      STOP I WAS JUST SAYING THIS TO MY WIFE 😭

    • @madethistocomment727
      @madethistocomment727 11 місяців тому +77

      Thank you for the translation 😊

    • @harmonycaudill5555
      @harmonycaudill5555 11 місяців тому +12

      @@madethistocomment727literally I’m like huh wonder what doggo is saying 😭

    • @fizzycolalizzie
      @fizzycolalizzie 11 місяців тому +33

      i was gonna say “end my pain” but i like that you chose the more dramatic synonym. very dan

    • @777goodgirl
      @777goodgirl 11 місяців тому +12

      I could only read "my" so I assumed it was something like "I love my dog" so this translation almost made me do a spit take 😂

  • @talker51292
    @talker51292 11 місяців тому +1174

    The fact that the iPhone ringtone was only right when both of theirs were combined is killing me lol

    • @rinnittt
      @rinnittt 11 місяців тому +174

      they really are just two halves of one braincell

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 11 місяців тому +109

      ​@@rinnittt no no, they're an extremely fused synapse. Still two neurons, but moronically inseparable

    • @Mad_Zia
      @Mad_Zia 10 місяців тому +47

      What if it's like the yanny and laurel thing where they both hear the different frequencies within the same tone 😮

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 9 місяців тому

      Two halves of a whole idiot

    • @SpeedyCheetahCub
      @SpeedyCheetahCub 7 місяців тому +23

      I'm still confused about this debate because when I first watched the video where they shared what they thought the ringtone was I immediately agreed with Dan and thought Phil was blatantly incorrect.

  • @samsndlr283
    @samsndlr283 11 місяців тому +8587

    I was so scared we were going to be abandoned again, thank you dads!

    • @heyouguys_9056
      @heyouguys_9056 11 місяців тому +74

      Same here 😅😅

    • @SammieNel
      @SammieNel 11 місяців тому +362

      We all have abandonment issues

    • @FayeBloodPlays
      @FayeBloodPlays 11 місяців тому +12

      Same

    • @loveIetter
      @loveIetter 11 місяців тому +305

      they literally put out a video every day for 25 days straight😭 i think a month long break is completely valid

    • @illustratedrobin6097
      @illustratedrobin6097 11 місяців тому +96

      they came back w the milk

  • @ashley-xq2fy
    @ashley-xq2fy 11 місяців тому +520

    I have a shiba inu husky mix. he immediately potty-trained himself, learned "sit", and then never listened to another word I said ever again.

    • @bluejayrobinfinch
      @bluejayrobinfinch 8 місяців тому +17

      this is what it’s like having a golden retriever also

    • @snusmumricken
      @snusmumricken 8 місяців тому +1

      @@bluejayrobinfinch exact thing happened with my Vallhund

    • @brokeatiny2207
      @brokeatiny2207 Місяць тому

      my cockapoo did the same lol

    • @elliewellie_YouTube
      @elliewellie_YouTube 21 день тому

      Why did you do that to yourself

  • @ax.olotls
    @ax.olotls 11 місяців тому +5181

    Hearing TABINOF being referred to as "vintage" aged me significantly

    • @michaelinthebathroom7560
      @michaelinthebathroom7560 11 місяців тому +23

      Hello fellow Fander.

    • @yourlocalcoolperson9084
      @yourlocalcoolperson9084 11 місяців тому +4

      ​@@michaelinthebathroom7560why hello there

    • @myralyra2404
      @myralyra2404 11 місяців тому +29

      We are all fossils

    • @maribelsystem3803
      @maribelsystem3803 11 місяців тому +38

      I went to TATINOF for my 16th birthday and now its book counterpart is vintage, I’m vomiting

    • @ax.olotls
      @ax.olotls 11 місяців тому +27

      @@maribelsystem3803 I bought TABINOF at my middle school's book fair in like, 2016 & I'm an adult now.. ew lmao

  • @crowofkindness
    @crowofkindness 11 місяців тому +1214

    absolutely love that phil saying they know each other well enough to seamlessly switch identities without it even being difficult. also love that dan didn't disagree with him

    • @alwaysprocrastinating355
      @alwaysprocrastinating355 11 місяців тому +124

      It's literally giving crowley and aziraphale switching bodies to save each other 😭

    • @robinwinged
      @robinwinged 11 місяців тому +27

      @@alwaysprocrastinating355THIS COMMENT IS EVERYTHING they’re so azicrow coded in that moment

    • @alwaysprocrastinating355
      @alwaysprocrastinating355 11 місяців тому +20

      @@robinwinged IKR!! I feel like their relationship aligns pretty closely with the vibe of aziracrow (I say relationship for all kinds of situations not just romantic)

    • @robinwinged
      @robinwinged 11 місяців тому +17

      @@alwaysprocrastinating355 yes yes yes, it’s such a wonderful comfortable lovely dynamic ahhh - also hi from the good omens fandom, we really out here everywhere 🤣

    • @raccoon99
      @raccoon99 7 місяців тому +1

      @@alwaysprocrastinating355OH MY FUCKING GOD YES

  • @cora1546
    @cora1546 11 місяців тому +1378

    Dan and Phil saying they want to be unremarkable until they die - ignoring the fact that they’ve already become the heros and are now in their villian arcs

    • @lininacrowne1941
      @lininacrowne1941 11 місяців тому +24

      Only phil said that. Dan doesn't want to be mid

  • @casacan77
    @casacan77 11 місяців тому +714

    Okay but the worst thing about the dying teleportation clone scenario for me is that it doesn't say your dead body disappears, so you just leave dead bodies everywhere whenever you teleport

    • @averyabney8772
      @averyabney8772 11 місяців тому +34

      That was my first thought too. No way would I be okay with that. Creepy.

    • @Betsybabe3218
      @Betsybabe3218 11 місяців тому +18

      Sounds like a great prank idea

    • @txy345
      @txy345 11 місяців тому +13

      It reminds me of the movie The Prestige

    • @starfishbear
      @starfishbear 11 місяців тому +8

      @@txy345it’s definitely pulled from the prestige

    • @Domihork
      @Domihork 11 місяців тому +25

      For me the worst thing is that from your point of view, you don't teleport. What you experience is that you think of teleporting and then you stop existing. The end.

  • @olly420
    @olly420 11 місяців тому +1659

    Phil zoning out with a fidget toy while Dan has existential rambles is me fr

    • @somethingelse9176
      @somethingelse9176 11 місяців тому +54

      My two brain cells

    • @olly420
      @olly420 11 місяців тому +57

      @@somethingelse9176 the battle between profound and head empty

    • @chelsjones
      @chelsjones 11 місяців тому +67

      they truely are my adhd and autism

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 11 місяців тому +16

      ​@@chelsjones yep, my two neurodivergent brain cells personified.

    • @asterisk5054
      @asterisk5054 9 місяців тому +3

      literally the two clowns meme they showed in the phan twitter video

  • @saccharinesilk
    @saccharinesilk 11 місяців тому +229

    youre telling me i can shapeshift into my ideal form AND no one will remember my original form? sign me the fuck up

    • @punkithecat
      @punkithecat 9 місяців тому +41

      The trans people were summoned with that question (I'm the trans people)

    • @saccharinesilk
      @saccharinesilk 9 місяців тому +21

      @@punkithecatim also the trans people youre in good company

    • @Dr.GregHouse
      @Dr.GregHouse 3 місяці тому

      i am not trans,but good for you guys 👍

    • @omniscient.nescience
      @omniscient.nescience 2 місяці тому +1

      As a genderfluid person, that question is my dream XD

  • @cierraisprocrastinating
    @cierraisprocrastinating 11 місяців тому +2018

    doesn't phil already push dan's buttons all day everyday

  • @mostar1219
    @mostar1219 11 місяців тому +268

    6:14 says the guy who referred to himself and Phil as “actual soulmates” a few years ago

  • @RoseSRC
    @RoseSRC 11 місяців тому +1380

    this is the best Dan and Phil Hair Era since like 2008

    • @YouTubeSupportSucks
      @YouTubeSupportSucks 11 місяців тому +9

      Agree

    • @catnbearsavedaworld
      @catnbearsavedaworld 11 місяців тому +86

      like they look finger licking good, im constantly in awe of how pretty they look.

    • @catnbearsavedaworld
      @catnbearsavedaworld 11 місяців тому +142

      why did i say finger licking

    • @agneseditsstuff
      @agneseditsstuff 11 місяців тому

      so true

    • @A_keo
      @A_keo 11 місяців тому +14

      ​@gothjoongay6245 it's a mystery to all of us tbh

  • @ariannadp4661
    @ariannadp4661 11 місяців тому +88

    Phil zoning out while Dan goes on an existential rant is so relatable

  • @katkin_24
    @katkin_24 11 місяців тому +1157

    I never expected to hear the phrase “being topped by Akinator” in my life but I suppose if I was ever going to hear it, it would be in the beginning of a Dan and Phil games video 😂

    • @conj764
      @conj764 11 місяців тому +18

      In the first goddamn minute too 😂

    • @kf10147
      @kf10147 11 місяців тому +8

      0:43

    • @dazycheeks
      @dazycheeks 11 місяців тому +10

      we’ve come a long way, but at what cost….

  • @imuniquefangirl
    @imuniquefangirl 11 місяців тому +190

    The blue ball on Dan's head was simply way too fucking adorable

  • @maplebacon901
    @maplebacon901 11 місяців тому +464

    the magic pill vs making you feel like shit after 8 hours is literally just Molly

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena 11 місяців тому +7

      My first thought too😂 I never tried it, specifically because I don't want to have the best time ever that can only be repeated with a pill😝

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 11 місяців тому +75

      it’s just a drug addiction I really don’t understand why anyone would want to press the button on that one 😭

    • @autumnsprite
      @autumnsprite 11 місяців тому +3

      DAMMIT I commented this too, I can't have one original thought 😂

    • @polarknight856
      @polarknight856 11 місяців тому +21

      I have adhd so molly just makes me start cleaning my room & answering my emails 😔

    • @AmyAberrant
      @AmyAberrant 11 місяців тому

      So true

  • @LilacMoon97
    @LilacMoon97 11 місяців тому +279

    Dan freaking out about the dips is a whole mood. DIPS MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER

    • @katherinep1369
      @katherinep1369 11 місяців тому +1

      anyone know what people dip Doritos in?

    • @TynaTheReader
      @TynaTheReader 11 місяців тому +1

      Dip Club xoxo

    • @audreydoyle5268
      @audreydoyle5268 11 місяців тому +2

      ​@@katherinep1369 salsa, guacamole or french onion

    • @sykn5422
      @sykn5422 11 місяців тому +1

      I don’t like the dipping tho. I’d rather eat the chips and the dips separately.

  • @NonbinaryRatt
    @NonbinaryRatt 11 місяців тому +1420

    You guys really gave us all separation anxiety I’ve seen at least 10 people happy you’re back cuz they thought you’d disappear again 💀

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 11 місяців тому +87

      With great daddy issues, comes great abandonment issues

    • @NarutoFanGirl753
      @NarutoFanGirl753 11 місяців тому +14

      the only good thing to come out of the cost of living crisis

    • @BethanyElle317
      @BethanyElle317 10 місяців тому

      ​@corrinabarnett8226 can you do me a favour and pretend I commented a really jawdropping comment about you having daddy issues here please?
      Also! Hey! Fancy seeing you here. Definitely didn't stalk ya! 😝❤

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 10 місяців тому

      @BethanyElle317 I do NOT have Daddy issues, I have you know I have deeply rooted Mommy issues too! 🤣 🖤

  • @emilyniedbala
    @emilyniedbala 11 місяців тому +95

    Dan bringing up the debate over the iPhone ringtone again with evidence is so fucking relatable, I would also not be able to let something like that go, lol

  • @almightyeohippus
    @almightyeohippus 11 місяців тому +812

    dan’s trying to talk about all that clone existential stuff but i’m too distracted by that slime thing nested on his head for it to evoke any existential fear or dread

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric 11 місяців тому +46

      random-objects-on-head is so Dan core

    • @BananahRae
      @BananahRae 11 місяців тому +17

      I almost commented the exact same thing Lolol. I absolutely stopped paying attention to whatever he was saying when I realized it was there 😂

    • @embarktakeheart1115
      @embarktakeheart1115 11 місяців тому +18

      The Slime thing was nodding along in agreement! I couldn't take my eyes off it!

    • @LesleyPedatella
      @LesleyPedatella 11 місяців тому +7

      I had to watch that part 15 times because every time I watched the slime like it was the one talking. 😂

  • @Laslus_
    @Laslus_ 11 місяців тому +415

    The fact that ANYONE thinks Phill's ringtone is correct is absolutely batshit insane to me. I cant even imagine why people think it sounds correct

    • @kirabat
      @kirabat 11 місяців тому +18

      are you for serious there is absolutely no way Dan is right

    • @Laslus_
      @Laslus_ 11 місяців тому +81

      @@kirabat I FEEL LIKE THIS IS A PRANK EVERYONE IS PULLING BC DAN NAILED IT

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 11 місяців тому +36

      ​@@Laslus_ RIGHT?????? ARE WE TROLLING HERE...

    • @valaya.3
      @valaya.3 11 місяців тому +19

      Is this like the yanny/laurel situation? Because to me Phil is definitely right and Dan's sounds like nonsense to me

    • @itsmikki44
      @itsmikki44 11 місяців тому +31

      no literally!! dan brought it up and i thought he was gonna say the comments agreed with him but apparently not. bruh dan's sounded so on point, i can't believe this is even a debate 😭😭

  • @jess-ui6zj
    @jess-ui6zj 11 місяців тому +395

    We are so back

  • @notlucadaniel
    @notlucadaniel 11 місяців тому +129

    dan's little snarl at 17:37 literally had me cry laughing

  • @heatherridley7276
    @heatherridley7276 11 місяців тому +727

    Why did I think this was a fan made compilation video of Phil getting on Dan’s nerves when it popped up 😂😂😂

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 11 місяців тому +44

      I was hoping it was going to just be a freestyle event in which Phil purposefully tries to get on Dan's nerves.

    • @neon_shapeshifter
      @neon_shapeshifter 11 місяців тому +24

      We've all had too many recommended comp vids and now every new DnPGames video is gonna be confusing af for a minute for us w their titles 🤨

    • @punkinghost
      @punkinghost 11 місяців тому +6

      Because they *know*

    • @theodore.frog333
      @theodore.frog333 11 місяців тому +1

      no but SAME ahahaha

    • @EstherP_
      @EstherP_ 11 місяців тому

      Same XD

  • @gummybeast6343
    @gummybeast6343 4 місяці тому +8

    Phil justifying his Minecraft pants by saying “I’m unwell” is a whole ass mood

  • @kobewoo_
    @kobewoo_ 11 місяців тому +520

    Dan having an existential crisis with the happy blue thingy jiggling around on his head @ 6:04 is too good

    • @AdamZugone
      @AdamZugone 11 місяців тому +11

      I didn't even realize, that's great xD

    • @danana4867
      @danana4867 11 місяців тому +6

      lmao the only thing that was missing was editor Phil zooming on on the little blue face

  • @justyourlocalrat_
    @justyourlocalrat_ 11 місяців тому +26

    "i'm sorry i don't have a polyphonic voice that does chords" is such an underrated moment honestly

  • @wickedburnout6876
    @wickedburnout6876 11 місяців тому +445

    5:30
    "I'm not well!" "When are you ever well?"
    is a *mood*

    • @koalafriend
      @koalafriend 11 місяців тому +4

      Said the man who wrote a book he just advertised on the video about mental health 😹

  • @sabrinajoanne6788
    @sabrinajoanne6788 11 місяців тому +63

    dan being feral about dips is my favorite thing to ever happen

  • @mildarkaa
    @mildarkaa 11 місяців тому +278

    "You want to live forever?? I'm bored _now_ " is the most relatable thing ever

    • @Mx.BridgetS
      @Mx.BridgetS 11 місяців тому +2

      You've captured the essence behind "You want to live forever?? I'm bored _now_ " through text so well, and the merch potential? BONKERS.

    • @_bebeboudeur_
      @_bebeboudeur_ 9 місяців тому

      edward cullen, probably

  • @skandar3
    @skandar3 7 місяців тому +6

    9:25 Phil, my grandma always tells me to read ALL the words! You’re condemning yourself to a LIFE of pain until you take the pill again!

  • @kayleevanbaal
    @kayleevanbaal 11 місяців тому +345

    This is genuinely my favourite dan and phil era

    • @Sentientmatter8
      @Sentientmatter8 11 місяців тому +37

      All the chaos, all the gay, none of the anxiety.

    • @OpalBees
      @OpalBees 11 місяців тому +13

      they’ve found themselves :,)

  • @deedreamerify
    @deedreamerify 11 місяців тому +35

    The blob being on Dans head the whole time he's talking about existence, incredible

  • @taliabenson4756
    @taliabenson4756 11 місяців тому +418

    My favorite is when I think to myself "I wanna watch Dan and Phil. Maybe I'll binge the sims until they upload." Then I looked and they uploaded 30 mins ago

    • @leoniep1502
      @leoniep1502 11 місяців тому +12

      This always happens to me! I just thought earlier how I’d love a new video and then there it was! Love it, really brightens my day every time

    • @clairevamp
      @clairevamp 11 місяців тому +6

      So all of us are binging the sims rn huh? 😅

    • @haileypuffer8633
      @haileypuffer8633 11 місяців тому +1

      Watch this, then binge the sims till the next upload😂

    • @UnBesoDeCristal
      @UnBesoDeCristal 11 місяців тому +2

      SAME

  • @thethirdsleeper
    @thethirdsleeper 4 місяці тому +4

    this video always has me in tears when i rewatch it it’s so funny

  • @ede-mae.___.2613
    @ede-mae.___.2613 11 місяців тому +670

    Every time I hear Dan laugh I just think that Trixie Mattel has entered the room

  • @ILOVEGAR
    @ILOVEGAR 11 місяців тому +7

    fun fact !! one of the biggest reasons (other than just not rlly having the technology yet) we don't have teleports like sci-fi is because that's how they would actually have to work !! 5:54 the machine u step in would disintegrate you, then they would just be cloned on the other side

    • @ILOVEGAR
      @ILOVEGAR 11 місяців тому +1

      so not even rlly a hypothetical, if u wanted to teleport like that, then u gotta be disintegrated,,,

    • @ILOVEGAR
      @ILOVEGAR 11 місяців тому

      more likely that we'll master worm holes b4 ever getting the technology to teleport like in sci-fi :3 super cool stuff

  • @sanj_lh
    @sanj_lh 11 місяців тому +204

    6:20 the squishy just nodding to everything Dan is saying is so wholesome and hilarious at the same time!!! Also 6:50 LOL

    • @losrin1047
      @losrin1047 11 місяців тому +6

      bless you for the time stamps

  • @rachelmontgomery3335
    @rachelmontgomery3335 15 днів тому +1

    pretty sure Dan just implied that Phil’s gonna live so hard he goes back in time millions of years

  • @junkerowo
    @junkerowo 11 місяців тому +536

    I'm starting to feel like the old exasperated uncle with every new title I read from you two

    • @momchaser
      @momchaser 11 місяців тому

      Buggy

    • @junkerowo
      @junkerowo 11 місяців тому

      @@momchaser maybe...

    • @nomoretwitterhandles
      @nomoretwitterhandles 11 місяців тому

      Not sure I really get it! I thought "pushing my buttons" was a common phrase but I guess it's not?

    • @JR-pf9in
      @JR-pf9in 11 місяців тому +3

      ​@@nomoretwitterhandles It is, but there's also another version where the meaning is a bit dirty

  • @gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006
    @gabri_cheesellamasneeze9006 11 місяців тому +25

    Absolutely losing my shit at Dan reenacting Phil experiencing constant pleasure

  • @ThePhandomMenace
    @ThePhandomMenace 11 місяців тому +814

    Phil: "I think it'd be weird to be around someone who's in a permanent state of pleasure."
    Dan: "like 'hey Phil, how you doing tod-' yAHHHHHHOhhhhhHhhsHhFJKJyAHHHHH"
    Phil: "STOP IT."
    Dan: "AHHHHHHOHHhHh...anyway, I would"
    AHHHDHDHDHSHG WHAT THE FUCK DAN

    • @macy4734
      @macy4734 11 місяців тому +11

      That was hilarious

  • @dangerliesbeforeyou
    @dangerliesbeforeyou 11 місяців тому +84

    ok but what dan left out in that iphone ringtone tweet is that neither of them were correct individually but putting their tunes TOGETHER they pretty much got it 100% right lol

  • @elijahbrooks704
    @elijahbrooks704 11 місяців тому +96

    'Life is just passing time til you can have dips again' is actually the truest thing dan has ever said

  • @izzyrivera3129
    @izzyrivera3129 11 місяців тому +21

    Dan and phil’s conversation about living forever is literally me and my boyfriend all the time, he’s like “i’d totally wanna be immortal” and i’m like “but why, life is not that fantastic”

  • @erinmoyer3486
    @erinmoyer3486 11 місяців тому +140

    Did not think there would be a Dan trying to bite Phil jumpscare, yet here we are

    • @sweetgirl070707
      @sweetgirl070707 11 місяців тому

      Where

    • @run0puu
      @run0puu 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sweetgirl070707 17:35 ish

    • @mtteo99
      @mtteo99 11 місяців тому

      ​@@sweetgirl070707last button

  • @jainabrooks3209
    @jainabrooks3209 11 місяців тому +28

    The way Dan spit at Phil like a feral cat had me dying 17:38

  • @funeral-grayson
    @funeral-grayson 11 місяців тому +113

    admiring phil's tenacity of holding the little blue guy all video

  • @savmiller8327
    @savmiller8327 11 місяців тому +35

    The teleportation question is literally the plot of a book called The Punch Escrow, Every time you teleport you’re cloned and the original is “cleared” but there’s an error that causes the protagonist to survive at the same time as his clone.

  • @iwishiwasthemoon
    @iwishiwasthemoon 11 місяців тому +165

    it always comes back to cloning (and clone fucking) with dan and phil

  • @georgia.sian.clarke
    @georgia.sian.clarke 11 місяців тому +48

    I would love to see a fan made answers version, we send in button questions and let chaos ensue 😆

  • @Mi-be1os
    @Mi-be1os 11 місяців тому +68

    6:48 Already looking forward to watching Dan and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil and Phil (...) on HeavenTube 😭

  • @606Xentrax606
    @606Xentrax606 11 місяців тому +12

    Today is my girlfriend's birthday and she's one of your biggest fans. She was SO thrilled to see you two post on her special day. Thanks for all the laughs and smiles you give us both. 🖤💜

  • @christianevrye
    @christianevrye 11 місяців тому +218

    The functional-enough adult I am appreciates that you two have your own lives and deserve a break especially after gamingmas, yet the obsessed teenager inside me has been experiencing separation anxiety all month 😭 help

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 11 місяців тому +30

      With great daddy issues, comes great abandonment issues

  • @angellily9209
    @angellily9209 11 місяців тому +38

    Dan’s reaction to no dips is everything. If there was a monthly box subscription to various world wide dips, he’d be the first to sign up

  • @hazelcaeley
    @hazelcaeley 11 місяців тому +122

    This video title could be applied to literally every danandphil games video

  • @AlycatIsAlive
    @AlycatIsAlive 11 місяців тому +111

    I now desperately need to know more about Phil’s Baldur’s Gate playthrough. What class is he playing?? Who is he keeping in his party??? These are the most important questions I’ve ever asked

    • @axica5434
      @axica5434 11 місяців тому

      Same!!!

    • @ReneWillams
      @ReneWillams 10 місяців тому +3

      who is he romancing!!!

    • @nerdygal6133
      @nerdygal6133 10 місяців тому +4

      I NEED THEM TO START A JOINT PLAY THROUGH RIGHT NOW

    • @NicholeParker
      @NicholeParker 8 місяців тому

      @@nerdygal6133the multiplayer chaos, I need it

  • @EmThePortoGal
    @EmThePortoGal 11 місяців тому +111

    13:55 - everyone's always off about the ringtone, but dan's had more notes that were accurate as the video clearly shows

  • @nicola_x
    @nicola_x 10 місяців тому +4

    bro there is NO WAY anyone thinks dan isn't more right for the ringtone, literally cant hear what phil is singing and I'm a musician???

    • @WishGender
      @WishGender 9 місяців тому +1

      yeah literally i pulled up the ringtone on my phone and tried to sing along and it sounded just like dan

  • @Kette525
    @Kette525 11 місяців тому +106

    Started watching DnP when i was 18.
    I have recently turned 30.
    I am so here for the DnP reneissance.❤ Nothing makes me smile like that. It's like visiting old friends and knowing that for the next 20 minutes all is good in the world.

    • @hhcoolmv1
      @hhcoolmv1 11 місяців тому +8

      So nice to see others who started watching when they were 18 and are now late 20s or early 30s, I did too! 💜 Obviously not that there's anything wrong with other ages, but it does make me feel a little old to see people be like "omg I started watching D&P as a literal child" sometimes 😅, so it's nice to see others my age when it happens!! 💜

    • @Kette525
      @Kette525 11 місяців тому +4

      @@hhcoolmv1 I like being the older fan 😁 so many times it made me feel like I could relate more to what they were going through at the time(moving out, college, changing flats, figuring yourself out) and it created a safe space for me. Knowing that I am not alone in similar struggles made me feel like having friends, just half a world away 😁 I don't think I would feel like that if I started watching them at 10 or 12 😁 ive never been part of the crazy fanfic writing fandom, i do own all the books and have seen interactive introverts on Tour tho (I even own the DnP plushies)^^

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 11 місяців тому +1

      I'm an elder fan too, I've been here since I was about 13 or 14, now I'm 26

    • @gurlmagia
      @gurlmagia 11 місяців тому

      I just turned 30 too!

    • @claoret351
      @claoret351 11 місяців тому +1

      I turn 30 later this year and was first watching them when I was around 15-16y/o 🙃 I dropped off when I went to uni and only recently came back, there is so much catching up to do and I'm actually thrilled about it!

  • @raynaj1173
    @raynaj1173 11 місяців тому +1

    this video made me realise that most people thought phil was right but i actually agree with dan and i had no idea that wasn’t the majority.

  • @niamh1408
    @niamh1408 11 місяців тому +121

    ‘a magic pill that makes you happy then awful when you don’t take it anymore’ just say my serotonin meds besties

  • @ghostlyamy
    @ghostlyamy 11 місяців тому +30

    good to know dan's emotional response to the doritos question is still the same from when they got essentially the same question pre-hiatus

  • @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839
    @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 11 місяців тому +414

    The way they say ‘dilemma’ is just so intriguing

    • @moistsquish
      @moistsquish 11 місяців тому +2

      God now you got me thinking how I say it now

    • @Ev.watts29
      @Ev.watts29 11 місяців тому +18

      how else would one pronounce it 😭

    • @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839
      @mysteriouscookiemoustache5839 11 місяців тому +36

      @@Ev.watts29 dilemma

    • @lincdie1245
      @lincdie1245 11 місяців тому

      how do you say dilemma

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 11 місяців тому +4

      Not @me sat here saying "die-lem-uh" 5 times in a row to figure out how I pronounce it 🤣

  • @clairesmith183
    @clairesmith183 11 місяців тому +4

    Dan screaming about how important dips are to the world as I’m eating fries dipped in CFA sauce

  • @kelsiermistborn
    @kelsiermistborn 11 місяців тому +110

    I'm only at 2:04 and I'm cracking up over the fact that Dan had to remind Phil that they're gay

  • @macheathers1861
    @macheathers1861 11 місяців тому +26

    You can't imagine how happy it made me to hear that Phil's playing bg3!!! would absolutely love to see it on the gaming channel, either as a one-off thing, several episodes, or even a full playthrough (heck yeah i'd watch 200+ hours)
    also think you'd love getting into d&d as players if you can find a dm that goes with your and your friends' vibe

  • @ede-mae.___.2613
    @ede-mae.___.2613 11 місяців тому +90

    I’m so here for my Dan and Phil fan renaissance

  • @wiv1473
    @wiv1473 4 місяці тому +4

    is everyone trolling? dan is obviously right about the ringtone😭

  • @judefontenelle
    @judefontenelle 11 місяців тому +310

    i have always been on dan's side in the ringtone debate idc our minds are simply more advanced

    • @jasmint3207
      @jasmint3207 11 місяців тому +20

      They were both right though

    • @judefontenelle
      @judefontenelle 11 місяців тому +12

      @@jasmint3207 fair but thats the way i always heard the iphone ringtone so i immediately thought he was right lmao its like a yanny and laurel thing

    • @corrinabarnett8226
      @corrinabarnett8226 11 місяців тому +5

      I was always on Dan's side too 🤣

    • @CloverLovesTT
      @CloverLovesTT 11 місяців тому +30

      i have perfect pitch and dan is absolutely the closest. he wins. i never realised how sonically challenged most people are til i saw the amount of people saying phil was right

    • @verlocian
      @verlocian 11 місяців тому +5

      Dan is 100% right!!!

  • @alr3764
    @alr3764 11 місяців тому +68

    Knowing that Dan owns the same shirt as me is strange and reassures me that I have impeccable taste. It says "End my pain, I want to die"

  • @adlron1
    @adlron1 11 місяців тому +12

    Phil saying he could go to heaven was so cute 🥺

  • @bricheesyy
    @bricheesyy 11 місяців тому +191

    i was having the worst day today and needed some comfort so bad, thank you 😭🥰

    • @piercedsiren
      @piercedsiren 11 місяців тому +6

      Honestly, same

    • @rileys1609
      @rileys1609 11 місяців тому +5

      ayy bad day gang

    • @starrynightsky7426
      @starrynightsky7426 11 місяців тому +9

      I hope everyone’s bad days get better, I’m sending good vibes y’all’s ways, a warm blanket, and a cup of tea (if that’s your thing) :)

    • @bricheesyy
      @bricheesyy 11 місяців тому +4

      @@starrynightsky7426thank you so much!! right back atcha 💕

    • @Mi-be1os
      @Mi-be1os 11 місяців тому +4

      I hope you can take some time for yourself and relax a bit! Sending all the love to bad day crew!!❤

  • @alexanderwestberg4047
    @alexanderwestberg4047 11 місяців тому +27

    im gonna say it, dans obvs right about the ring tone. like come on people, is it some inside joke that im missing? HES RIGHT

  • @BumblebEli
    @BumblebEli 11 місяців тому +34

    10:48 So what you're saying is you'd pull the same trick as Aziraphale and Crowley, nice!

  • @laurenwright120
    @laurenwright120 10 місяців тому +3

    "We haven't pressed the button yet, we're happy with what we've got" 💀😭 I'm in ruins 💀💀💖💖

  • @cassharrison9865
    @cassharrison9865 11 місяців тому +546

    I questioned my gender years ago because i wanted to be like dan. Now im having another one because i want to be like dan. History repeating itself.

    • @lininacrowne1941
      @lininacrowne1941 11 місяців тому +1

      Trfmirl

    • @nervous-wreck
      @nervous-wreck 11 місяців тому +8

      But Dan didn't change his gender, so how are you having another one (since you already had one) if his gender stayed the same?

    • @lininacrowne1941
      @lininacrowne1941 11 місяців тому +27

      @nervous-wreck I think this person is probably referring to the complexities of gender presentation and feelings, not like boy/girl

    • @reharm_reality
      @reharm_reality 11 місяців тому +14

      These guys were definitely part of me realizing I'm trans

    • @Kelly_C
      @Kelly_C 11 місяців тому +21

      dan has been causing gender crises for me since I was 12 years old man

  • @CapeCodDinkley
    @CapeCodDinkley 9 місяців тому +2

    No one:
    Phil this entire video: 💁🏻

  • @elliottm7
    @elliottm7 11 місяців тому +48

    Take a shot every time Phil says "Here's the thing"

  • @angelnatt
    @angelnatt 11 місяців тому +15

    13:33 i feel like everyone is gaslighting both me dan about the ringtone, that's literally the way I've always heard it I would have never even fathomed that it could be a debate lmao

  • @AlenaLea94
    @AlenaLea94 11 місяців тому +54

    The fact that they are blessing us with so much content is everything.

  • @chvvsvv3958
    @chvvsvv3958 Місяць тому +2

    9:15 was way too satisfying to my audhd brain

  • @you.were.angels
    @you.were.angels 11 місяців тому +63

    No better way to start a Dan and Phil Games video then talking about getting topped by akinator

  • @sarahunabridged
    @sarahunabridged 11 місяців тому +24

    Dan is such a Gemini lmao he really whipped out “polyphonic voice”

  • @ThePhandomMenace
    @ThePhandomMenace 11 місяців тому +33

    12:02 me, thinking: but I'd WANT Gordon Ramsey to swear at me😞
    Phil: I'd WANT him to swear at me.
    Me: WOT

  • @risxra
    @risxra 11 місяців тому +19

    Dan is right about the ringtone, if anyone I know thinks that Phil is right I will have to reconsider our entire relationship

  • @rosesraeken
    @rosesraeken 11 місяців тому +22

    “also, heaven? funny.” HELP

  • @juliastanton6408
    @juliastanton6408 5 днів тому +1

    If I got replaced w a clone does it undo my traumatic brain injury. In which case please replace me with the clone, regardless of teleportation

  • @TalkativeTess
    @TalkativeTess 11 місяців тому +44

    So happy Mr. Philly got his voice back. y'all have been missed

  • @Mmc.879
    @Mmc.879 11 місяців тому +5

    17:09 Phil = feed everyone Doritos
    Dan = life with dips or no life at all

  • @paranoiadestroya3377
    @paranoiadestroya3377 11 місяців тому +5

    they emerge from the void at the perfect times. i’m having so many medical issues this week and this has saved the day so thx dip n pip

  • @chachismilezzz
    @chachismilezzz 11 місяців тому +18

    me leaving the dinner table to watch the new dan and phil video like I'm 14 again and not a fully grown 20 year old with a job and a quarter of a degree

  • @awkward.bookworm
    @awkward.bookworm 11 місяців тому +33

    i could watch 10 hours of this and never get bored

  • @aloomey
    @aloomey 11 місяців тому +4

    Okay Dan & Phil will probably never see this but i’m a philosophy nerd and i can’t help myself with the dilemma at 5:58
    Dan that’s not a controversial opinion! Or maybe it could be, but your thinking along the lines of Buddhist and later Greek atomists, that we are just groupings of atoms in a particular arrangement and we experience a narrative view of the self! For buddhist atomists, self doesn’t actually exist. The project of Nirvana is actually to dispense with the self and to discorporate your atoms so you can cease to exist in the void of nothingness.
    And Phil is being a Cartesian here! Believing in the existence of an immaterial soul that can’t be duplicated! There’s a seperation from the mind and the body, where the body dies at the end of your life but there’s some immaterial substance (your personality, your feelings, what makes you) that persists!
    Anyways, love you guys.

  • @chloepatrick12
    @chloepatrick12 11 місяців тому +23

    A PIG CAN WHAT phil i didn’t need to hear that at 10pm at night 😭