157 - Cancel Your Family

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  • @BeRoyal37
    @BeRoyal37 4 роки тому +1548

    Tim was on fire during the porch era

    • @tftreplay
      @tftreplay 3 роки тому +68

      not the same without the porch

    • @SHACOBES123
      @SHACOBES123 3 роки тому +40

      He needs to move back to L.A. I feel like he has lost a little bit of his zeal for the show since he moved to Austin. Maybe it's just me

    • @tftreplay
      @tftreplay 3 роки тому +23

      @@SHACOBES123 yeah, he's gotta accept he's an LA guy

    • @ryanjones1902
      @ryanjones1902 3 роки тому +8

      @@SHACOBES123 he is moving back soon

    • @jakw97
      @jakw97 3 роки тому +25

      @@SHACOBES123 Nice to hear more people think he was better in different "eras". I like what he does now aswell but he had another type of energy when he had not made it yet. Great pod btw

  • @coloradomotion1836
    @coloradomotion1836 2 роки тому +663

    The porch era is untouchable. We need a “best of the porch” episode.

    • @trentjung8035
      @trentjung8035 Рік тому +9

      Nothin but facts

    • @matthewlivingston3568
      @matthewlivingston3568 Рік тому +14

      Would be at least a 4 hour straight pod of porch gold. It’s needs to happen

    • @owenhunt
      @owenhunt Рік тому +8

      This whole podcast itself was flawless

    • @jishnubasavaraju8038
      @jishnubasavaraju8038 Рік тому +9

      Its undoubtedly bomb disney world, I think. Feral is close second

    • @coloradomotion1836
      @coloradomotion1836 Рік тому +4

      @@jishnubasavaraju8038 when he talks about Disney World before his parents divorced was pure genius.

  • @resiktd1944
    @resiktd1944 5 років тому +1004

    Screaming into a microphone on a porch does it for me.

    • @scottp.548
      @scottp.548 5 років тому +3

      Alone in a closet might be better.

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 роки тому +5

      And the neighbors must luv it

    • @mika274
      @mika274 4 роки тому +15

      Sleeping on the bed and screaming into a microphone also works for me

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому

      for sure. totally, totally correct man

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 роки тому

      porch

  • @Adoogna
    @Adoogna 3 роки тому +370

    You can listen to any episode and it ages wonderfully.

    • @Impeach_the_queen
      @Impeach_the_queen 3 роки тому +5

      So true😂

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому

      totally. totally true!!

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 роки тому

      wonder

    • @kr50401
      @kr50401 2 роки тому +6

      here in the immediate post-ben era, and your words are evergreen. should be etched in stone ❤

    • @ambassador8524
      @ambassador8524 2 роки тому +2

      Agree, I can listen to H.Stern and it’s the same feeling. Timeless.

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 2 роки тому +348

    This is when Tim was Hungry and it’s next level.

    • @Matanumi
      @Matanumi Рік тому +6

      It was next level for sure

    • @JetUpKoala
      @JetUpKoala Рік тому +4

      What’s the time frame of these next level episodes?

    • @CatnamedMittens
      @CatnamedMittens Рік тому +21

      ​@@JetUpKoalathe porch era

    • @anthonyorlowski8268
      @anthonyorlowski8268 8 місяців тому +21

      He dosent look hungry lol

    • @rockinrandy4428
      @rockinrandy4428 6 місяців тому +3

      Tim has never stopped being hungry and never will be. Of I mean appetite wise

  • @BIGPROWLER
    @BIGPROWLER 5 років тому +587

    i like the porch cuz i know the neighbors hear it

    • @buschtrout1499
      @buschtrout1499 3 роки тому +32

      It would be so cool to be neighbors with this guy. I’d tune in from the comfort of the darkest part of my lawn.

    • @Molloy1951
      @Molloy1951 3 роки тому +2

      Da Best! 😂

    • @Winn-Daniel
      @Winn-Daniel 3 роки тому +1

      That's appropriation theft.

  • @lostinthewoods8032
    @lostinthewoods8032 5 років тому +414

    I needed this tonight. Stay on that porch.

  • @horrifyinggelatinousblob
    @horrifyinggelatinousblob 5 років тому +574

    I actually listen to the Sunday podcast on my porch while I eat breakfast and enjoy it. It’s like I’m there. Because my life has no joy.

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +35

      Your life having no joy is my joy 😋

    • @saraforney3940
      @saraforney3940 4 роки тому +45

      Heroin is joyful you might wanna look into it

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +6

      @@saraforney3940 drugs are bad....mmmk 😋

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 роки тому +2

      No with covid does your life have joy??

    • @jealouslosers1471
      @jealouslosers1471 4 роки тому +2

      @@saraforney3940 lol.. Do u love life??

  • @dominiciervasi1176
    @dominiciervasi1176 5 років тому +138

    Most underrated podcast ever

  • @talon6890
    @talon6890 5 років тому +205

    It's a nice porch, stay on the porch!

  • @brandenohara4099
    @brandenohara4099 5 років тому +475

    I think people love the porch because it's immersive.

    • @SlipperyMooseCakes
      @SlipperyMooseCakes 3 роки тому +44

      It’s provocative. It gets the people going

    • @parkergauthier5238
      @parkergauthier5238 3 роки тому +16

      It actually happens to be the transcendental amalgamation of a multitude of perceptions that happen to all collide at a particular unifying point

    • @adamgardener8624
      @adamgardener8624 3 роки тому +17

      I like the palm trees

    • @buschtrout1499
      @buschtrout1499 3 роки тому +3

      @@adamgardener8624 me too

    • @dakneezbeez8844
      @dakneezbeez8844 2 роки тому +2

      @@parkergauthier5238 what did u just say to me

  • @joshlockie9285
    @joshlockie9285 5 років тому +160

    Tim truly taps into a comedy flow state talking about the zeitgeist of our reality. It’s a beautiful thing.

  • @Enkaybee
    @Enkaybee 11 місяців тому +21

    Revisiting this one. Cancelling family was genuinely some of the best advice ever given. You do not have to participate in anything if you don't want to.

  • @CraigW34v7b9
    @CraigW34v7b9 3 роки тому +137

    In retrospect, canceling the fam was one of the best decisions I ever made.

    • @fuckyoutube2326
      @fuckyoutube2326 2 роки тому

      Leave the pedo drug addicts behind and get that sweet porch after you start that fake business you’ve always wanted. This is the way.

    • @isaiahm2044
      @isaiahm2044 2 роки тому +20

      I didnt take it seriously now im doing it 3 years later

    • @DannySullivanMusic
      @DannySullivanMusic 2 роки тому +7

      indeed. utterly right!

    • @LightBeing369
      @LightBeing369 2 роки тому +18

      3yrs in to the cancelling and loving the peace & quiet✌😄

    • @isaactuuri6488
      @isaactuuri6488 2 роки тому

      made

  • @danielluna7648
    @danielluna7648 3 роки тому +48

    Almost 3 years later and the studio question has now turned into a running bit that I'm not sure will ever end.

  • @brianlewis1372
    @brianlewis1372 5 років тому +104

    The porch is amazing and this podcast is oddly changing my life...

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +7

      Right?!! Thats what I'm thinkin'. Good for us

    • @3001zz
      @3001zz 3 роки тому +4

      I’m late to the party but I agree

    • @CRoy-qu7ib
      @CRoy-qu7ib Рік тому +3

      for the worst you mean

  • @tonypino5415
    @tonypino5415 3 роки тому +70

    He's got a great point. Once you get sober things don't immediately get better. That's when things get hard. There's a lot of residual trauma sometimes that needs to be mended if you ever want to feel whole again.

    • @Wot50202
      @Wot50202 Рік тому +4

      Preach it dude. I’m still at the trying to figure out how to have fun with other people stage. You need to up end your entire social circle

  • @Stuffuniverse-
    @Stuffuniverse- Рік тому +20

    The energy that lays here , dormant until clicked on and unleashed into the mortal realms.

  • @8Qxd3f11
    @8Qxd3f11 Рік тому +9

    He’s right, a lot of the time they don’t want you to succeed or do better. If you’re a failure they’re happy because they can only relate to that.

  • @phillipmele4448
    @phillipmele4448 2 роки тому +22

    “…I believe in lizard death cults… I’m a centrist…” I missed the next five minutes😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 God Damn it!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cointelpromusic6375
    @cointelpromusic6375 2 роки тому +24

    54:00 "Im a demon from hell sent here to destroy and then rebuild, I'm part of a cycle."

  • @christopherpratt9234
    @christopherpratt9234 3 роки тому +23

    I could listen to Tim rant from now until the end of time... His stuff is hypnotizing...

  • @masterleatel
    @masterleatel Рік тому +27

    When tim was joking about lighting boomers on fire I laughed so hard I nearly passed out. Never happened to me before

  • @evanf2964
    @evanf2964 Рік тому +22

    The porch era is unmatched

  • @ouyoungbae
    @ouyoungbae 5 років тому +49

    Tim is absolutely on fire

  • @camillamaria3
    @camillamaria3 4 роки тому +58

    Tim Dillon is the only comedian who can make me belly laugh these days. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @tonypino5415
      @tonypino5415 3 роки тому +2

      Check out Bad Friends podcast with Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino. It's a little bit sillier but hilarious.

  • @primetimejabroni903
    @primetimejabroni903 Рік тому +58

    2024 and I’m cancelling my family

    • @adamvoss4402
      @adamvoss4402 7 місяців тому +4

      How’d they take 😂…? Oh that’s right who cares

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 3 місяці тому

      Most of mine are dead

  • @prophetoverprofit
    @prophetoverprofit 5 років тому +44

    I’m a porcher. Fully support porching

  • @kingmagnusmusic
    @kingmagnusmusic 2 роки тому +9

    Bring back the porch. Get a house with a balcony or porch and let’s go! 🎉

  • @skvllfvkk8601
    @skvllfvkk8601 5 років тому +19

    Stay on the porch! I specifically like when it’s sunset or night time as well. Adds to the ambiance. Good vibes.

  • @AubsM55
    @AubsM55 5 років тому +21

    I love the porch. I love you. I love Devan and I love Ben's laugh. This podcast is what I've needed. Thank you all. :)

  • @russsperry
    @russsperry 5 років тому +187

    Stay on the porch. Maybe get an outdoor "Tim Dillon is Going to Hell" neon sign or something if your worried about the perception of success.

  • @johnnydubz3296
    @johnnydubz3296 2 роки тому +111

    I love this podcast because it reminds me of how my ex wife used to yell at me and tell me im worthless

  • @jarodjohnson1605
    @jarodjohnson1605 Рік тому +62

    Shoulda never left the porch Tim. Studio world ate you up

    • @vaughncollins1386
      @vaughncollins1386 7 місяців тому +4

      I think he already ate the studio.

    • @computerblue1271
      @computerblue1271 7 місяців тому +3

      "Everyone has a studio." All the more reason to not get a studio.

  • @FlyhighLittleDrone
    @FlyhighLittleDrone Рік тому +13

    Tim Dillon Is the voice of our generation

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 4 роки тому +190

    Kindness is delicious.

  • @aemaeth.2238
    @aemaeth.2238 5 років тому +36

    You guys are great on the porch. The porch is great. You should stay on the porch

  • @JojenStark
    @JojenStark 5 років тому +19

    The porch has the right vibe. This podcast is perfect.

  • @maxmeeks9910
    @maxmeeks9910 3 роки тому +16

    Tim's rant on long island being filled with terrible people and deserving bad things ahead came true.

  • @romulusdraco1801
    @romulusdraco1801 8 днів тому +3

    only guy who's ad reads i dont skip

  • @RamiroEloy1997
    @RamiroEloy1997 5 років тому +54

    I love the porch. You should also go to other porches in other episodes.

  • @sealevelbear
    @sealevelbear 5 років тому +23

    It is always impressive how on everything Tim says is.

  • @username69420h
    @username69420h 4 роки тому +9

    Bring back the porch! I know you have a different porch now but the outdoor episodes have the best feeling.

  • @WitzyZed
    @WitzyZed 5 років тому +38

    I like the porch, it makes me feel like I’m willing to be outdoors.

  • @TheEpikak
    @TheEpikak Рік тому +3

    I think this might be the best TD episode ever. It is simply timeless. Every line is somehow spontaneous but mannered in a consistent way.

  • @taylorsnider5809
    @taylorsnider5809 3 роки тому +131

    It took me all to long to find out about the glorious dillon. I've been on like a 5 month fucking binge and my humor is becoming offensive to literally everyone. Not recommended .

    • @pearlgirl5643
      @pearlgirl5643 3 роки тому +6

      Relatable - This makes my sick fuck Long Island Boomer destroyed blackened heart so happy😂🖤

    • @LordFindecano
      @LordFindecano 3 роки тому +13

      See, my humor was already fucked, so for me it was just finding a comedian that at last, I find genuinely funny.

    • @samurai4950
      @samurai4950 3 роки тому +2

      same dude

    • @benrosenthal5275
      @benrosenthal5275 2 роки тому

      Haha this is incredibly true. My friends are now offended by my humor. Life goal complete

    • @Zet007ify
      @Zet007ify 2 роки тому

      @Taylor Snider *too

  • @KingFinkyStingers
    @KingFinkyStingers Місяць тому +3

    I missed the whole
    porch sessions and i shall
    forever be held in disdain for not being a part of that glorious time,and rightly so.

  • @k0m4nd3r
    @k0m4nd3r 3 місяці тому +6

    “I went to dinner at the Taco Bell Pizza Hut.” I’m going to get this tattooed on my face.

    • @Shahzad-Khan
      @Shahzad-Khan 3 місяці тому

      There’s a song that goes like “I’m at the Pizza Hut, I’m at the Taco Bell, I’m at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

  • @xelence420
    @xelence420 7 місяців тому +3

    This better help ad is legendary. Absolutely savage.

  • @metalkillsbunnys
    @metalkillsbunnys 5 років тому +23

    Devin you got my support. Porch gang.

  • @URAWESOME94
    @URAWESOME94 5 років тому +14

    Thank god another episode! The withdrawal was getting too damn high

  • @nWofan4ever
    @nWofan4ever 11 місяців тому +2

    The better health ad read is hands down the best podcast ad read I've ever seen

  • @greenbeltglass
    @greenbeltglass 5 років тому +59

    The porch reminds me you're in LA. Looks legit. A neon sign would set it off.

    • @nickcitron2369
      @nickcitron2369 4 роки тому +3

      Ooh neon sign, yeah, totally needs dat shit!!!

    • @drewblood3530
      @drewblood3530 3 роки тому +5

      damnit he got a neon sign

  • @The-devil-you-know
    @The-devil-you-know Місяць тому +1

    Tim Dillons porch sessions are his best sessions. Only rule Never skip an ad read.

  • @yosefmintzer3978
    @yosefmintzer3978 5 років тому +32

    only 6 minutes in, and i have laughed out loud so hard, so many times already.

  • @nickhanson3871
    @nickhanson3871 5 років тому +8

    There's nothing better than a podcast from a porch!!

  • @HoboJIm117
    @HoboJIm117 5 років тому +7

    The porch is a beautiful backdrop. Devon is a good co-host. Keep it up Tim

  • @KomradKrome
    @KomradKrome 5 років тому +9

    Stay on the damn porch, Tim. Love you buddy.

  • @Estado_Alterado
    @Estado_Alterado 2 роки тому +5

    I love how it just gets darker, good job there nature

  • @portlandgoose4727
    @portlandgoose4727 3 роки тому +43

    Lol @ the fact that literally everyone said stay on the porch, so Tim said "you know what? fuck this porch"
    Very Tim of Tim to do that

  • @KSChris-vi5mg
    @KSChris-vi5mg 4 роки тому +3

    I can TOTALLY and COMPLETELY validate Tim's eloquent description of the sociopathologic group known as the boomers from my unfortunate personal experiences. I'm 10 years older than my boomer siblings and parents. It had been nothing less than a nightmare until I turned 50 y/o and exiled myself from them forever. It's been the best decision of my life. I can attest Tim's rant how self- centered, materialistic, and jealous these people can be. Ignored and dismissed, my best interests were never considered by these people, to the contrary. The more I suffered the better they felt. Just like Tim says! Tim I appreciate you so much for bringing this to light!

  • @danielseliger1123
    @danielseliger1123 5 років тому +4

    Great stuff! Really enjoying the relentless porch shows. Love them, keep it up.

  • @badm0t0rf1nger
    @badm0t0rf1nger 5 років тому +8

    Porch is great. Being able to record a podcast outside in LA without worry of loud interruptions is surely a blessing?! ;)

  • @somesandman8328
    @somesandman8328 Рік тому +2

    Its funny how Devon had to hold a microphone for 1 1/2 hrs of the show; earned my respect.

  • @1594615
    @1594615 5 років тому +13

    Tim’s saying “you don’t deserve it” to a world of bitter boomers and self-righteous twats who think they’re owed something. That’s the hard truth we need to hear. Thanks Tim.

  • @Riomojo
    @Riomojo 3 роки тому +6

    Watching this a year later and still so happy

  • @jacobcooper1323
    @jacobcooper1323 3 роки тому +4

    I first heard this at the beginning of the shut down, followed his directives, and am happier than I ever have been

  • @jjay__
    @jjay__ 5 років тому +10

    Tim's love of swimming always makes me laugh

  • @fromthebasement918
    @fromthebasement918 7 місяців тому +3

    Devan is so withheld and calm it’s crazy to see him in hate watch now being the character he is

  • @OutlierConcepts
    @OutlierConcepts 5 місяців тому +7

    I'm gonna reminisce about the Betterhelp ad reads the same way boomers reminisce about the economy in the 80s

  • @SlimTimmi
    @SlimTimmi 2 роки тому +4

    the ads have to be the funniest part of these eps 😂

  • @highg5088
    @highg5088 5 років тому +28

    Tim is the official King of Los Angeles

  • @Kowalaman72
    @Kowalaman72 5 років тому +8

    porch. it is very different. love you big bro tim.

  • @tophercortez7786
    @tophercortez7786 3 роки тому +4

    11:08 *Talking about an egg over medium* : "(The yolk) it's viscous, like good semen"
    Devan's face 🤣

  • @proddreamatnight
    @proddreamatnight Рік тому +8

    "I'm a rn, and I don't mean registered nurse" god dammit LMFAO

  • @nikk9384
    @nikk9384 2 роки тому +5

    Porch Era Was Definitely PogChamp AsFck!

  • @Stephanie1974
    @Stephanie1974 5 років тому +18

    Love the porch!

  • @nesne2167
    @nesne2167 5 років тому +13

    The porch is great. Everybody has a studio.

  • @segamegadrive3903
    @segamegadrive3903 5 років тому +18

    The sun setting in the background is a winner.

  • @chmick50
    @chmick50 Рік тому +2

    I love the porch and love Tim with Devin

  • @bizarre888
    @bizarre888 Рік тому +5

    I love how Tim absolutely shits on his betterhelp sponser

  • @kidus9069
    @kidus9069 2 роки тому +4

    the greatest hour of any comedian

  • @taseiber
    @taseiber 5 років тому +3

    Keep the porch! Love the sunsets each episode too.

  • @billyjean5934
    @billyjean5934 Рік тому +1

    Its nice to revisit these old porchcasts from Blackrocs biggest investor!

  • @AdamParadis-z3z
    @AdamParadis-z3z Рік тому +5

    Probably the best episode imo😂😂😭

  • @F_And
    @F_And 2 роки тому +15

    The fact that very little changed from these episodes is amazing

    • @alexclark3561
      @alexclark3561 2 роки тому +1

      He’s so spot on it’s astounding

  • @DanEMO592
    @DanEMO592 7 місяців тому +3

    Just learned who Devan Acosta is and I’ve become obsessed with his content lol

  • @loz_gs
    @loz_gs 5 років тому +5

    I would like to agree with most of the comments here. The porch stays! The sunsets are beyond beautiful. Just like Tim's comedy.

  • @OddManGraham
    @OddManGraham 5 років тому +4

    I like the porch. Its different. Some podcast lost me when they moved into a studio that looks too professional. I love the DIY feel.

  • @donquixote812
    @donquixote812 3 роки тому +4

    Tim would be a great dad from all the lessons he learned

  • @clayw8884
    @clayw8884 Рік тому +3

    23:20 I love how Tim thinks that an item which literally translates to “little fatty” is healthy. Honestly I respect it

  • @UnderClassBoy
    @UnderClassBoy 5 років тому +1

    Seriously , the points Tim is making at around 1 hour are so good I made an agreement howl and applauded. And im alone in my apartment.

  • @davidhazel36
    @davidhazel36 4 роки тому +4

    Great show the porch is where it's at.

  • @DontBeGhey-ok
    @DontBeGhey-ok 9 днів тому

    I work at a crisis residential treatment center and there are signs EVERYWHERE for self care. We have support groups 4x a day where we promote SELF CARE! The counselors, nurses and therapist all promote SELF CARE. Every day begins with SELF CARE. What a complete pile of SHIT! I nearly died when he went off on SELF CARE! Thank you man! Also I go to a sister church to Mosaic. You are spot on!!!! My church has a food truck, coffee bar and people bring their dogs to the rock concert . Complete pile of rubbish!

  • @AlbinoWhiteGuy
    @AlbinoWhiteGuy 2 роки тому +3

    Tim’s Better Help ad is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard 😂

  • @GingerMamba2
    @GingerMamba2 2 роки тому +3

    The better help add was beautiful 😭

  • @HIGLEYPIGLEY
    @HIGLEYPIGLEY 3 місяці тому +3

    "Some people are in an abusive relationship with this podcast." LMAOOOO

  • @gabrielsilvas692
    @gabrielsilvas692 16 днів тому +3

    I was about to say I miss this hungry gutter vintage Tim but now last night he was playing the dead united healthcare CEO so that's nice

  • @danielaragusa
    @danielaragusa 2 роки тому +5

    Tim dillon saved my life. Lol. Seriously.

  • @mephstv
    @mephstv 5 років тому +7

    Stay on the porch, love the show