Vampire Chicken: Am I going to go psycho? I don’t know, you never know me. Also Vampire Chicken: You don’t know me. I’m a psycho. I’m pretty sure at some point, you’re going to go psycho.
Crazy how white took early bonuses and should have steamrolled.. Yellow got a cap reroll and a bonus troop deployment.. Plus, You tried to feed black and gift a capital to the red player who failed terribly, but You still came back to cap run 🤯🤯🤯🤯 You absolutely own Alcatraz bro Well Played‼️❕
I played a game a few days ago where someone had a 15 minute rewind button that after 3 players botted it left me and 2 others left. It was some straight up bull but I still beat them lol
I don't know what SMG is doing, but the botting, the lagging It is out of control. Hardly any normal games around, It's a freaking mess. Maybe they are being hacked to pieces and they can't handle it anymore, but something is going on that's for sure. That being said; You made it really fun to watch. Giving that cap to red was a brilliancy, too bad nobody recognized it as such. GG and screw Kylted, forget about him.
Kylted is a great player obviously, but honestly His manipulation and betrayal of other players is gross.. I like how You just play the board.. However, I have to admit Kylted's dice are like hard mode constantly 😅
Vampire is easily the funniest risk streamer and the Alcatraz GOAT. Riskyfil is the most patient of all, championever is the most persistent and aggressive of the bunch.Kilted along with JJ might be the most annoying GOATs. All good stuff!
You are incredible to watch when you have a hater to yell at. Kylted, if you're reading this, please continue shittalking vampirechicken about everything you can think of.
Being able to play a game for 20hrs is the difference between losers with no life, and the people with jobs that just want to enjoy a quick match. My games always exclude GM rank for this reason.
35:03 "In twenty hours I have to go. I have to leave in about 20 hours." 😂😂😂😂
This was the best game of Risk I have and will ever have seen in my whole life.
Vampire Chicken: Am I going to go psycho? I don’t know, you never know me.
Also Vampire Chicken: You don’t know me. I’m a psycho.
I’m pretty sure at some point, you’re going to go psycho.
🤔I suppose if he is a psycho, then it's just a small step to going psycho. 😆🤪
I love this trash talking stuff with Kylted
Everytime the mic dies I just imagine a slew of curse words and since you're pretty family friendly it gets me every time lol
Ikr! This one at 1:00:30 was so funny because of his movements!
Vampirechicken: "Kylted i challenge you! I will win 5 games in a row!!!!"
Vampirechicken 10 mins later: "I'm dead. Everybody's laughing!"
Number one key to Alcatraz is to NEVER choose Blue. It never gets a good spawn.
He got a god spawn a few weeks ago, I saw it. I'm not delusional.
I joined this with the Kylted raid and I was like "Oh vampirechicken is just being vampirechicken" No, that opening was truly insane. Well played!
We need a game where it's Kylted, Vampire Chicken and 4 randoms to see who wins. It'd be some hilarious content
praying that this is not a new hack
Crazy how white took early bonuses and should have steamrolled.. Yellow got a cap reroll and a bonus troop deployment.. Plus, You tried to feed black and gift a capital to the red player who failed terribly, but You still came back to cap run 🤯🤯🤯🤯 You absolutely own Alcatraz bro Well Played‼️❕
Yellow and White thought you were so terrible by giving red the black kill, they fought each other to get you in the 1v1
4:35ish the only explanation for this bug is that Green has a TARDIS and used time travel to reroll.
You are actually a mastermind for winning that, mr johnny big noggin
Always good to see Johnny Telephone make an appearance
52:30
"Grow up"
Love that quote from VampireChicken
I played a game a few days ago where someone had a 15 minute rewind button that after 3 players botted it left me and 2 others left. It was some straight up bull but I still beat them lol
Funniest rage there jonny, love watching you calling them noobs :)
Wait, what? Red was an expert? 😮
I don't know what SMG is doing, but the botting, the lagging It is out of control. Hardly any normal games around, It's a freaking mess. Maybe they are being hacked to pieces and they can't handle it anymore, but something is going on that's for sure. That being said; You made it really fun to watch. Giving that cap to red was a brilliancy, too bad nobody recognized it as such. GG and screw Kylted, forget about him.
Who needs the Kill Pete Open when VC could run an Alcatraz tournament? Kilted and VC could prove who is better
He found it. The Mulligan. Good morning VC morning 🌞
Good morning! 🌞
The game that defined vampirechicken as the BOAT
"Reported for colluding with a bit" - very funny indeed 😂. Great vid
It’s bad internet connection that happened to me by accident when I had bad service and I was on my phone but I left after it happened
How was Red an expert?!
I was wondering the same thing, I would guess he was a novice
Dude gets 5 times luck in Alcatraz pff
If it was 6 times, well now we talkin!
Best of All Time, the BOAT has done it again.
Oh! The chicken is collaborating with a bot!
I like how the mic mutes you when you shout, makes it seem like you're cussing.
I like the play-suffer-bigtime-and-post format
That roll glitch was crazy
I'd be a grandmaster if i could figure out what green did
VC is 133:7 @26:49
Vampire is the goat at beating bots
I found the YT vid where I followed on twitch 😂 45:54
Kylted is a great player obviously, but honestly His manipulation and betrayal of other players is gross.. I like how You just play the board.. However, I have to admit Kylted's dice are like hard mode constantly 😅
Kylted used to be my favorite risk player. Then I discovered this channel.
I love Kylted but I'm glad you're here!
The BOAT
Vampire is easily the funniest risk streamer and the Alcatraz GOAT. Riskyfil is the most patient of all, championever is the most persistent and aggressive of the bunch.Kilted along with JJ might be the most annoying GOATs. All good stuff!
Jonny telephone😂
You are indeed the best
How much for training?
Alcatraz boat!
This game was hilarious
You hung in there and killed bots in the end. Chill
Hahaha that play from red was so brain dead
What the hell. Green is a hacker
Jonny-one-of-those-old-telephones is on the scene.
You need the DLC mulligan dice. You call yourself a gamer and don’t know about that. Wow….
At 30 minutes in - "Okay, white's back in the game."
Looks at game timer.
*sigh*
Sets to x2 speed.
I don't believe it's real either
I am the greatest Al****** player.
Vampirechicken thinks he's a risk expert and doesn't even know how to redo!
You are incredible to watch when you have a hater to yell at. Kylted, if you're reading this, please continue shittalking vampirechicken about everything you can think of.
Morning!
Cheaters gonna cheat
Bwahahaha
Good Morning Chicky 1st up again
Good Morning, Greg! 🏆
Good morning
Good morning!
Being able to play a game for 20hrs is the difference between losers with no life, and the people with jobs that just want to enjoy a quick match. My games always exclude GM rank for this reason.
For the reason you are a noob
First to block 🎉
new kid on the block
@@AtomicAndi new block on the kid
@@Somebody_greek Ah, right!