None of This Made Any Sense

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  • Опубліковано 31 гру 2024

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  • @leewalterson1243
    @leewalterson1243 7 місяців тому +16

    A very accurate name. Absolutely none of this made sense, it was like watching someone play against a different AI

  • @RickofUniverseC-137
    @RickofUniverseC-137 7 місяців тому +8

    14:53 I don't understand this move. Even if you thought you could kill red, why wouldn't you take clearly profitable 2 kill and lock the third one for yourself while red and purple fight?

  • @yitzhakspolter9551
    @yitzhakspolter9551 7 місяців тому +10

    15:25
    I don't know if I've ever seen a loss of 6 when going against a 4 stack with perfect slider

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 7 місяців тому +9

    You know we're still gonna ask for the 5.5 hour alcatrash stalemate

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  7 місяців тому +1

      Trust me. You don't want it...

    • @bensmith2234
      @bensmith2234 7 місяців тому +2

      Yes, we do. You underestimate your viewers​@@vampirechicken

    • @danbert8
      @danbert8 7 місяців тому +1

      @@vampirechicken how did it end?

  • @Jonnysh
    @Jonnysh 7 місяців тому +3

    fixed with no caps is the solitary confinement of alcatraz, truely a bonkers journey

  • @Elixur
    @Elixur 7 місяців тому +4

    pink wanted the +12, purple kept denying it by sitting in it (which he should have done), pink was stacking on purple because he was mad he couldnt get his bonus, but every time you pulled your stack out because you thought purple would hit you, pink thought "awww i cant fight both at the same time" and backed off purple, i think ever pulling out of ur bonus was a mistake, just keep ur stack there, maybe not with both bonuses, but i think you prevented the pink and purple fight for a long time because u were scared, but either way, if you get the win in the end is all that matters

  • @whocares2277
    @whocares2277 7 місяців тому +1

    The god roll made the final winning attack easy, but I think you had a better situation at 54:55. Attacking 165 loses 160 at most so the kill is practically guaranteed and you can move out the 43 stack to defend. You'll always hold the bottom two bonuses and have a turn-in when pink comes with their stack, that's enough to break the stack and hold again. With an average roll on purple's stack you might even defend the top left bonus, too.

  • @SuperPuffXD
    @SuperPuffXD 7 місяців тому

    Would love if you had a secondary channel where you uploaded all your rejected, stalemate games. It would make for perfect background videos while driving or doing housework.
    Finding videos is rare where I both 1) don't need to look at the screen much to track what's happening, & 2) am still entertained by the audio. Your commentary is already the entertaining part of these videos for me, so a good long stalemate to remove the need for watching the board too closely sounds just perfect for this.

  • @TheRysiu120
    @TheRysiu120 7 місяців тому +2

    You were actually the one that betrayed purple. You agreed to fight pink, he hit him hard breaking the cadblock and you did nothing. I would not trust you after that at all because you are a traitor in this game

  • @turbosol8063
    @turbosol8063 7 місяців тому +1

    Just wondering if it’s better to hold 2 bonus and card skip than to take cards? You’d get 12-13 troops per turn while they fight each other.

  • @TheRumata23
    @TheRumata23 7 місяців тому

    I just had an amazing 4-player PORTALS game on Alcatraz where 2 capless bigstacks were cardblocking a 3-capper. It was awesome.

  • @AmazingFit
    @AmazingFit 4 місяці тому

    Pink is my spirit animal

  • @magickush5741
    @magickush5741 7 місяців тому

    That ending was so satisfying, very well played

  • @austinowens2061
    @austinowens2061 7 місяців тому +4

    It’s finally alcatuesday!

  • @UpsidePotential
    @UpsidePotential 7 місяців тому

    The end of game pink slams boggle the mind.

  • @Rakkeyal
    @Rakkeyal 7 місяців тому +2

    happy alcatuesday from the noob corner.

  • @stevefeak5696
    @stevefeak5696 6 місяців тому

    UA-cam recommends this video to me a LOT

  • @1ugh1
    @1ugh1 7 місяців тому

    at 23:50 was perhaps a chance to take double bonus with nothing they could do about it

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 7 місяців тому

    The worst Risk games... Nobody doing anything until someone gets bored.
    There should be a 'Draw' button in the game that can only be activated after a set number of turns/kills etc.

  • @cassius7854
    @cassius7854 7 місяців тому

    I have no idea what i just watched, pink feels liie like what happens if you teach an automated bot to card block and purple is super chill to people who repeatedly try to card block them but not the person they have an alliance with..? Absolutely insane game, id also love a nerd to calculate the odds of having no set till 5 so many times cos the risk gods rly didn't wanna help you out there like at all

  • @arekindler7515
    @arekindler7515 7 місяців тому

    Greeting from Kuwait, this is my favorite episode :Alca Tuesday

  • @krouchingtigerr
    @krouchingtigerr 7 місяців тому

    55:33 The moment the game was decided. Wow.

  • @helly_dic
    @helly_dic Місяць тому

    i feel like a lot of missed opportunities were in this game

  • @1ugh1
    @1ugh1 7 місяців тому +1

    "Maybe he's going to hit Yellow, there's not much yellow in the game..." LOL, you said it bro. Also, as has been said, your game was fine but the game as a whole made no sense, entertaining

  • @abrahamklafter9083
    @abrahamklafter9083 7 місяців тому

    I love this 5:05

  • @davidholland4713
    @davidholland4713 7 місяців тому

    You're always the better man, giving purple a second chance. Well played. Hard to read pink, maybe they allied purple, maybe they just were a noob and randomly placing and hitting stacks. Purple not so hard to read.

  • @WerrinLotsuvhats
    @WerrinLotsuvhats 3 місяці тому

    I know this is an older video but I guarantee you that purple betrayed him because technically vampirechicken betrayed them first by not hitting pink when purple hit them first before

  • @joelvenga
    @joelvenga 7 місяців тому +1

    Thank God It’s alkatuesday

  • @ccgray
    @ccgray 7 місяців тому

    I believe you should have held two bonuses for much of that game. I'm not sure why you were ever afraid of purple killing you when they showed little to no aggression throughout that game.

  • @InfernalPasquale
    @InfernalPasquale 7 місяців тому

    Crazy not to go for the pink white black triple kill 😮

  • @EneruM
    @EneruM 6 місяців тому

    Why did you not take the easy kills early in the game 15:00 ? Made me mad D:

  • @theinacircleoftheancientpu492
    @theinacircleoftheancientpu492 7 місяців тому

    Misread pink, would have been an easy win otherwise.
    Purple was a bit more tricky to read.

  • @BackendFetch
    @BackendFetch 6 місяців тому

    TGIW... I'm still catching up on videos

  • @albertedward7693
    @albertedward7693 7 місяців тому

    We want the 3h vid :(

  • @zorination
    @zorination 7 місяців тому +1

    Love alcatuesdays

  • @besterx1658
    @besterx1658 7 місяців тому

    Don't trust everybody😢

  • @rainyftw4436
    @rainyftw4436 7 місяців тому

    I LOVE YOUR LONG VIDEOS PLEASE POST YOUR 3 HOUR LONG VIDEO 😍

  • @medialies6254
    @medialies6254 7 місяців тому

    was obvious purple was going to betray you...he bertrayed you the first time, why did you think the second time would be any different ?

  • @Sadiquecat
    @Sadiquecat 7 місяців тому

    Jesus

  • @TreeCamper
    @TreeCamper 7 місяців тому

    Good morning VC 🌞

  • @Suncoast_Samurai
    @Suncoast_Samurai 6 місяців тому

    I think you betrayed purple first imo
    When you guys agreed to hit pink the first time, purple hit a stack and you just took a card. Plenty of times you could have hit pink and I think purple would’ve worked with you.

  • @musty5551
    @musty5551 7 місяців тому

    Huomenta

  • @stevenjumper5781
    @stevenjumper5781 7 місяців тому

    Hi Mr. Chicken

  • @90DegreesAngle_
    @90DegreesAngle_ 7 місяців тому

    release the 6 hour alcatrash vod at 100k subs?

  • @Chadner
    @Chadner 7 місяців тому

    Heyo

  • @Error591
    @Error591 7 місяців тому

    Hi 👋

    • @vampirechicken
      @vampirechicken  7 місяців тому

      Hi!

    • @Error591
      @Error591 7 місяців тому

      @@vampirechicken im 40 minutes into the video and ive had to rewind a few times as i looked away for a second and missed someone being crazy 🤣