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vampirechicken
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Приєднався 17 жов 2020
Hey! I'm Jonathan Schrantz and I'm a Grandmaster at the game of Risk. I upload daily Risk videos and sometimes other silly stuff.
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The Turn Four Super Noob Corner!
I got an insanely powerful noob corner on Europe Advanced (Meta Settings).
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Відео
There's No Way to Stop This!
Переглядів 5 тис.День тому
I got took a very powerful position on Command Base C1X. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
You Won't Believe How I Won This Honeypot!
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I'm the ultimate Tycho Psycho on Lunar Mining Facility. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
I Guarantee You've Never Seen This Strategy!
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I tried an unorthodox strategy in a game of Classic Fixed. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
This is Actually Unbeatable!
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I got a dominate position on Mall of the Dead. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
My Cap Traps Them in the Honeypot!
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I got the super honeypot capital on Blackbeard's Wrath. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
I Had THREE CAPS on Turn 1!
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I had an insanely powerful start on Alcatraz. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
seriously..
Переглядів 5 тис.День тому
I played a very serious game on Europe Advanced. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
He Fell for My DEVIOUS TRAP!
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A strong player didn't expect this simple trick on Spaceport Sigma. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
Most DISGUSTING Cap Steal Ever!
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This crazy strategy actually worked on Supermax Prison. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
I Put All My Trust in Him...
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I might have found a homie on Command Base C1X. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
I Took TWO BONUSES on Turn 1!
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I got greedy on Arkeanos. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
TRIPLE Cap Honeypot!
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We made a triple cap honeypot on Ottoman Empire Advanced. Ottoman Empire Advanced playlist: ua-cam.com/play/PLKNTVdis2-Ya8Gkn8YDbErjLfCirnVJpu.html ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my conten...
Further Proof I’m the NOOB CORNER KING!
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Further proof I'm the Noob Corner King on Alcatraz. ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
Who's Gonna Stop Me...?
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I got greedy on Europe Advanced (Meta Settings). ♟️Nakhmanson Gambit Chessable Course: www.chessable.com/nakhmanson-gambit/course/51578 MAIN CHANNEL: ua-cam.com/users/jonathanschrantz Twitch: www.twitch.tv/vampirechicken Discord: discord.gg/7M5jMTfVpm Lichess: lichess.org/@/zolpi Support my content: paypal.me/jonathanschrantz
I'd like to apologize to the serious gamers...
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I'd like to apologize to the serious gamers...
I Stole a Grandmaster's Cap on Turn 1!
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I Stole a Grandmaster's Cap on Turn 1!
Only a Novice Could Foil Such a Genius Plan
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Only a Novice Could Foil Such a Genius Plan
They Forgot I'm the NOOB CORNER KING!
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They Forgot I'm the NOOB CORNER KING!
Fighting for the INSANE Honeypot at All Costs!
Переглядів 7 тис.21 день тому
Fighting for the INSANE Honeypot at All Costs!
Making the BIGGEST PLAYS on Supermax Prison!
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Making the BIGGEST PLAYS on Supermax Prison!
When Somebody Holds Asia All Game...
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When Somebody Holds Asia All Game...
Hilarious
You said black and yellow so many times you are going to get copyright strike for lyrics.
"Scrooge McDuck here, let me count all my coins" 😂 11:01
Yellow was hacking, had a trade on 3 every time
What a sore winner. Just take the cap run yellow!
Justice served - snitches get [last place]es
Hell yeah, green deserved he, he worked so hard for it :D
Johnny "gimme the 4 trade" slow-baller 😂
As the saying goes, "It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as the most annoying player dies first."
Boy am I glad he did. I hope he learned.
100%
The worst settings Please can everyone stop watching so its no longer popular😂
I agree with you, the fog sucks as a viewer
This isn't chess! UNSUBSCRIBED! /s
I think this guy is a grandmaster
Good morning VC 🌞 Pete dropped your name in a video he posted yesterday. He said "Vampire Chicken knows his stuff."
When VC does the meta settings, all of Europe pays attention.
gm GM
Good morning!
4:53 That’s not Latvia 🇱🇻, that’s Austria 🇦🇹. Totally different flag with a very unique colour combination. Meanwhile Lithuania, those punks, have yellow AND green in their flag 🇱🇹. Can you imagine putting those colours in your flag as a European country? Come on guys, you’re not fooling anyone, you’re not African. Stay with red, white and blue.
you are so hilarious, i can't get enough. Regardless, I shall sea ye four the next battle!
i feel like a lot of risk players spend 5 minutes going "wow look at all that! so silly!" and then it gets to their turn and they remember they have to take a turn too, idk, it seems like so many people don't plan out their move while everyone else takes theirs lol
"Sliding is for children on a playground." What an incredible pun, 10/10 highly underrated.
why should we follow you on twitch? afaik you have quit chess forever, you have quit risk forever and you have quit chess forever again. please tell us what game you will quit next.
The backseat gamers are back! Pinks original cap was great, oh yeah!?
Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster = 0 I love this / We dont love that = 1 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 This (is definitely the) bonus for them = 1 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0 "My cap is so terrible even (Johnny yoink-ya-cap) wont get tempted" = 1 Hydrations = 0 The BOAT = 0 Go Psycho = 0 The sneaky snake shake and bake = 0 Get Toasted = 0 Blunders = 0
4:18 - "This honestly is not a very good cap at all, because it ... doesn't defend bonuses." VC, about a cap that defends a +10 bonus.
@@AtomicAndi I'm not sure what you think you're trying to say, but that cap is objectively a one point hold on that +10 bonus.
is the risk game smart enough to not split the map in 2 with blizzards?
Yes. You'll see a lot of "flat earth" maps created by blizzards on maps with a lot of chokepoints, but never a territory that is isolated from the rest of the map.
Yes. You can do some forcing of that with fixed portals though, where two or even three sections of the map are completely cut off from one another outside of portals.
Interestingly the cap that you said was bad (pinks original) was actually a 1-point on the +10
Two caps one-point-held two sections EACH, so there was FOUR kill-guarding pockets (five if we count red's)!
🥳🥳 awesome video today defiantly a great pick me up thank you sir
he keeps calling pinks original cap bad. isn't it a one point hold on that really big bonus?
It was a decent cap but pink was stupid because he didn't put any troops on his cap on his first turn. If pink was smart he could have played slower and secured the +10
I was thinking the same thing it actually seems like a decent cap if they were able to keep troops on it
White is just not experienced enough, I had the same problem when I started (it would take me 40 sec even in classic fixed). I also think it is a common behaviour in these strategic games. You wanna make sure your move is well thought out, try to anticipate the consequences etc. With time you learn the patterns and you can do those calculations much faster (essentially, during the other players' turn time).
GOOD morning!
Good morning!
Most nooby map
Early gang
21:10 - in boardgaming we call it analysis paralysis - when the decision space gets too large it's overwhelming for some players. They could also just be high.
Lol you must be a pete watcher
@@MikeLangenfeldt I mean sure, sometimes... why?
😂😂😂
Decision making for noob: can I slam? yes -> slam. no -> slam as suicide
Kylted needs those 40 seconds to put down his troops and explain his thoughts to the audience. Then barely has time for his turn.
Pinks cap was actually good. There was no way to get behind them. And guarantees a 10 troop bonus. and if you have the cap and everything else thats 19 territories all blocked by the cap and blizzards. White was just a little asshole to purple tho lol.
Way too slow. Like how long is it gonna take to secure that +10? 4 turns at least? He didn't have any troops on the other side of the blizzard, so he would need to capture an entire other bonus which also doesn't give him any troops because one territory is split off, just so he can complete the +10. By the time he has that bonus, most if not all of the exteriors will have been wiped out and everyone will have bigger territorial bonuses. This leaves pink with a fragile start that takes a long time to secure a bonus and leaves him with an easily cardblockable capital and no exterior. And that's not even mentioning someone with an early bonus just plopping an 8 stack in there for fun.
that's why corner capping is best, no one behind 🎉
@@naphackDT no he probably could have gotten the +7 bonus turn 2, turn 3 at the latest with bad dice, and while it wouldn't hold forever 1 turn with the +7 would let him take the +10 and then he snowballs out.
@@umbraignis0 banking on getting a split bonus is rather risky on a map with no fog. Anyone could just decide to be a jerk and deny the +7.
Good morning VC 🌞
Good morning!
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sorry i know you are married 👍🏽👍🏾👍🏿👍🏼👍🏻👍
I've watched about 20 minutes of this video.... and one question pops to my mind 'How is this noob a GM?'
Why didn’t green and white infinitely trade with each other? Also this would have been yellow’s game if he didn’t quit. Vampire chicken is always so lucky, gets these noobs or otherwise people bot out. I never get these kind of games, little jealous as in I’m missing this fun
0:08 Not me, I'm watching this in the past.
Turns out the joke’s on you. There aren’t 3 dice on Tycho, the map is secretly true random.
stone cold killer
Digitalic is like the used car sales man of risk. You just feel dirty watching him.
You have a pirate costume for the pirate map, a serious outfit with a top hat for the serious meta setting games, but where is your astronauts outfit for the space maps?
Can we get some updated thumbnails w you in your serious suit and top hat
“I’ll show you a war crime” - vampirechcken, 2024
When in doubt, slam a cap 👍
Vampire "I'll show you a war crime" Chicken...
Was this recorded before the sick saga or is this sick saga part 2
Vampire Chickisms I'm pretty sure this guy is a Grandmaster / "Green thinks for a long time. Then takes a card and pass. He's a grandmaster confirmed" = 1 I love this = 0 Wait, this isn't chess = 0 This bonus is for me / It appears that is for green = 1 Thumbs down 👎 Break alliance = 0 Johnny yoink-ya-cap = 0 Hydrations = 1 The BOAT = 0 Go Psycho / " Im gonna be a Tycho Psycho like you ain't never seen before" / "Hello, I'm literally the original Tycho Psycho bro" = 2 The sneaky snake shake and bake = 0 Completely Toasted = 1 Blunders = 0
Please dont get sick again, if I wanted to listen to someone clear their throat every two seconds I would watch Kylted.
because he chooses to get sick?
@@livingroom13 its called a joke simmer down Karen
Always enjoy your content, thanks for the entertainment
My pleasure. Thank you!
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