Better Living Industries - Fact News - Government Flies
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Better Living Industries Fact News brings you a special report regarding government flies.
![My Chemical Romance - I'm Not Okay (I Promise) [Outtake Version 2]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1sOBY82PZf0/mqdefault.jpg)
That awkward moment when you've just finished this video and a fly lands right next to you...
I know right
SMACK
“Anybody have Neon EyeLiner?”-NeonSkulls
Ya it kinda sucks my dude
Get your dog to eat it -adrenaline diamond
IS THIS 2004 MIKEY WAY.
OMAIGOD 😂
No, Mikey looked less stuck than that guy, but you're close, lol
FUCK
JESUS CRHSIT
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT😂
I saw a fly in the shower the other day...
uM-
wait is that why the Danger Days cover is a spider??????? i mean think about it: artificial flies created by Better Living Industries to surveil people. the Killjoys trying to fight BL/ind. the Killjoys fighting the artificial flies to fight BL/ind. spiders catching flies. spider on the cover of Danger Days. metaphor for the album being the fight against BL/ind? I NEED ANSWERS
YOU ARE A GENIUS WHAT THE HECK
AH THANK YOU SO MUCH I'M GLAD IT MAKES SENSE TO OTHER PEOPLE
Estée Zeller you are a genious
Estée Zeller HOLY SHIT
OH MY GOD
*violently smears fly against table*
*blunt and fake tone* oops
sierra johnson same
Flies. Damn flies. Every time I kill a fly someone is like, "They did nothing to you!" Oh sweetheart, they did -Black Venom
shitttt, that was gonna be my name. well..I'll be back
Exactly, luckily I was born in the Outlands like the Fab Four, so my parents basically taught me to trust nothing. We can take them down. One step at a time
~Black Adrenaline
I wasn't born in the outlands but the creeps in the slums taught me that trust is overrated, I tried getting out for years and when I finally did the first thing I did was smash all the flies I saw -Cyanide Suicide
why have I not seen this until now
That One Disfunctional KIlljoy im thinking the same thing
I’m so late for this that MCR got back together a year ago, you’re welcome
Samee
I just found a new reason to squash flies.
Well, if I wasn't motivated to destroy flies before, they're going down now. Stay out of my business, BLI! -Mercury Miracle
roz turner Totally. As messed up as it is. It's our reality. Pretty damn fun though! -Mercury Miracle
roz turner Hell yeah! You know it! -Mercury Miracle
roz turner Yeah! Though my Power Pup is getting kind of stale. Ugh. -Mercury Miracle
roz turner Nice! Coming now. May take a while. Walking is hard. I'll be there in... A day? Yeah, probably a day. -Mercury Miracle
roz turner Got it. What's it look like? I'm out on the side of the road in Zone Six. Look for a short girl, red leather jacket, silver hair, pixie cut. Probably muttering to myself about something. Thanks for the ride. -Mercury Miracle
Well, I was already motivated to destroy flies due to them being a general annoyance, but this has given me another reason to squash them. - Adrenaline Fire
Killjoy Otaku I’ve just killed 20. Join me at Zone 1. It’s bug free --Fallen Starchild
I’ve killed a swarm of them right now. I joined Sam in zone 1 with the other killjoys. We could use more people here. -Black Adrenaline
I'm not far, omw -Cyanide Suicide
I love this album... it’s so _detailed_
A dream come true will be this guy telling that MCR is back. It doesn't matter how long I will have to wait! That time will be the first time that I'll like to see Fact News like there's no other news channel on Earth!
aylen narbaes just thought I would say hi. No one responded for 2 years.
That would’ve been a great way
It’s true now
that’s so crazy since they dropped a song yesterday
Well…
Hey guys, I heard a load of dracs are heading into Zone 4, so make sure you stay together unless you're a crash queen with a ghost-wish
DJ Radio Wave and I will be waiting around the Nest tomorrow in the Techni-crawler for anyone who needs a ride.
Better hit the red lines though, coz the engine's running and we've gotta keep the wheels turning if we don't wanna get ghosted.
This is Midnight Cyanide, signing off
Stay out of battery city unless you want to get ghosted it's full of dracs too -venom pills
I'll meet you there with Control Z, we just hacked a BL surveillance center and are on the run. - Cyber Thrill
I I’m in zone 6 at an abandon diner if anyone needs shelters. We could all become a killjoys squad. If needed I can pick you up on my motorcycle.
-Psychotic Kitty-Cat
Killjoy Ali Cat hey Psychotic! You still got the grounds there? I might need a place to hide out soon
-Spirit Calico
I’ve just escaped Battery City after I saved the little girl from BLI after Party Poison, Fun Ghoul, Jet Star, and Kobra Kids deaths. Zone 1 is safe and I’m headed there with the little girl and a couple other killjoys. Join us if you want to stay safe. --Fallen Starchild
Found a spray that covers the cameras of the flies and blurs the sound in the microphones i urge to get some. Keep your boots on tight and your guns close
not that long rill 2019, killjoys might come back considering yesterday (dont kill me for that I want to believe)
IKRRRRRRR I'm keeping my fingers crossed for 2019
Nebulous Killjoy :: sameeee
Bro you guessed it
MCR fans in 2019: TiMe tO SmaSh aLl ThE FLiEs
Battery City is swarming with draculoids, say safe killjoys. I’m in zone 6 at an abandon diner if anyone needs shelter or if anyone wants to form a killjoy squad. I can pick you up on my motorcycle. Till then, keep running.
-Psychotic Kitty-Cat
Artistry Of An Evanescence I’m currently at Zone 1 with the little girl and some other killjoys. We have a squad here too. Our walls are draculoid repellent. Take your motorcycle here. We have perfect shelter and protection and lots of food --Fallen Starchild
Say hello to my salt shotgun. *shoots flies* - schrödinger's cat
I just escaped Battery City and saved the young girl after Party Poison, Fun Ghoul, Jet Star, and Kobra Kids deaths. Killed about 20 flies which isnt much but is better than nothing. Headed to Zone 1 to meet with other Killjoys for help defeating these awful villains. Please, if you’ve escaped come to Zone 1 with me! --Fallen Starchild
Ngl, this is how my school's announcements go every morning.
Omg at first i thought this was mikey 😂😂
I'm so hungry, are they edible? -Party Star
Wade Wilson R U still alive - High Velocity
I don't think you want to have BLI observing your innards, do you?? - Neon Night
Châu Nguyễn That's better than them observing your exterior- Gasoline Queen
Wade Wilson I personally wouldn’t eat it but if chewing it breaks the camera and microphones it’s worth a try --Fallen Starchild
I don’t think so -Black Adrenaline
Well damn. Better start smashing flies, Killjoys... Keep running and keep defying.
-Adrenaline Animal
I didn’t realize Steve Righ did the voice of Doctor Death. Now I’m gonna later find out that guy is actually really cool.
if anybody escaped battery city and need a lift please come to zone 1 me and a couple other killjoys will help you ---- Elctric Rose , Zone 1
On my way now.
Coming soon - Factory Factor
Y'all got medical supplies? Two comrades were shot in a fight. -3D Statikk
Y'all got medical supplies? Two comrades got shot in a fight against them bastards. -3D Statikk
do you still alive?? - Crimson Hysteria
Interesting that the new songs visualiser is a swarm of flies
FLIES WERE BUZZING AROUND ME WHILE I WAS GOING AROUND GETTING READY HECK
I hope MCR isn't done. This is awesome and they are one of my favorite bands ever!
THIS SCARES THE HECK OUT OF ME BUT THESE ARE SO INTERESTING I LOVE MCR
why does this guy remind me so much of Mikey from The Ghost of You mv?
o_o
I was thinking that too...!
haha yess
THESE NERDS I SWEAR TO GOD
Never really liked the idea of killing anything, but it’s compulsory in these rough times.
-Berserk Bandanna
The awkward moment when your cat swats a fly and you fall to your knees and say "No! Leave it alone, Max! You'll get thirty years in prison!" and he just looks at you like "What the actual fuck?"
This is making me think long and hard about the flies from the merch for the return tour
If anybody is reading this, help. Please. Chaos Magnet, my older sibling, and I are trapped in the abandoned Dead Pegasus in Zone 3. We have been for weeks now. We meant to get here, get supplies and run, but it was late and Magnet fell asleep. By morning we were trapped. The only people here are us and a few other zone rats, but food supply is running low and there have been dracs patrolling the area constantly. I've tried to contact everyone I can, but none of them have answered. Dr. D's news has been strangely silent the past few days. Everything has been strangely silent.
I worry I'm going insane. If anyone can help, it would be greatly appreciated. I would owe you my life.
~Adrenaline Anxiety
Heard your distress signal I'm not far but there's dracs everywhere I think I'm gonna try running them all over. Omw -Cyanide Suicide
I'm right outside with Frantic Flayer and a few others. We took out a majority of the Dracs, we can get you out! Just hang tight, we're breaking in! - Gravity Moth
THE FACE HE MAKES AT THE END OF THE SLIDING INTRO I CANT-
Good, I hate flies and love prison
-Wild Spider
Fantastic news, Wild Spider. The Scarecrow Unit will be thrilled to hear this.
I love reading all of the killjoy comments but then I remember that I also make those comments...
I'm currently in Zone 2, and me and my friend (Frantic Flayer) have noticed a surplus of Draculiods heading into Zone 3. If any killjoys are in Zone 3, be careful! And if you need more supplies or a lift into a different Zone, you know how to find us. - Laughing Shock
How have I never seen these before
Just another reason to hate the bugs that consume the corpses on the dessert. ~ Space Case
why am i just randomly being recommemded these gems??
The little TV thing they had on the site. Like...it was like the weird Black Parade journey thing... I love it.
This album had the best backstory with all of these videos.
that intense music tho
Stay strong, Killjoys. -Paranoia Violence.
Okay but am I the only one who laughed at the beginning because the music is the same one that Phil's used in the past?
Me and my friends Tongue Twister and Gamma Girl got tracked by one of those damn fly cams.
My transmission got onto Dr Death Defying's radio broadcast. check it out!
it's already 2019...and it's march
KEEP RUNNING KILLJOYS AND NVER LOOK BACK -acid adrenaline PS i changes my name
WHY DID I NOT GET INTO MCR UNTIL NOW AHDSKJ:GSdk i wish i was here when all of this was coming out. i'm trying to catch up on everything lol
this is so genious.
@Aniyra Youre the best!
That smile in the beginning is still priceless xD
Today in class, someone tried to squish a fly, so I shouted "STOP! You may be destroying government property!" and everyone went quiet. XD
Everyone is always like "oh honey their completely harmless!" Well are you so sure now? Next time stay out of my business
~ Toxic Spark🖤⚡
IF ONLY I COULD WATCH THIS ON MY PHONE!!!!!
"Fact News, the only news*
*bursts through the door*
WEEKEND PANCAKE REPORT-
*sigh*
time to rebuild that venus flytrap collection
I legit thought that guy was Mikey for a second
Early 2000s Mikey Way who?
Oh Mikey, here you are xd
A Killjoy's first line of defense is their laser gun. Their second is their fly-swatter.
I love this guy xD
Just wanna say, I’m here, because THEY’RE BACK!
thank you for encouraging me to swat the next fly I see ^-^
It's 2019 so go smash all flies
YES
@FurtheringPhilosophy Yes, yes. International news, UN conferences, headlines, world events... these things are forgotten too quickly. But nobody ever forgets unrelated youtube comments on videos that only die hard fans of a specific band watch.
Why does the reporter look like Mikey?
Because its his escaped clone
Name a more reliable news station I'll wait
Damn it, now I'm going to need a bug net for my shop - midnight mayhem
I'm currently stuck in Zone 1 and I'm surrounded by Draculoids. If any Killjoy sees this message, send help.
-Kerosene Angel
Are you still there? My sibling and I are stuck in Zone 3 in the abandoned Dead Pegasus. The Dracs have been in the area for weeks so we haven't been able to get out
A small group of other 'joys found me. We're on our way to you right now
@@nikola_like_tesla8111 Oh my goodness, thank you. Please be extra careful though, the area is surrounded.
@Lisacide Good thinking :P I wish I would have thought of that
Keep bug spray with you at all times and don’t talk business when flies are around. Keep your boots tight and gun close.
-Pitch Black, Zone 6
There were like ...18flies in my hpuse today... THERE ONTO ME OH NO!!!!!
Did anybody notice the epic fail on his glasses at 0:02 ?
Geez there are flies everywhere in my house! xP -Lil' Rock
i saw this on the site first haha a week or so ago
While I was watching this, a fly was buzzing around my head. At the end it was still there. I flipped it off and it flew away.
~Adreneline Static Monster
So Smash The Flies? You Got It
~Danger Heart
Gah. Dystopian societies give me the shivers. But I love them.
Right. Now I think I'm going to be suspicious of every fly I see.
Main reason I'm gonna get a jacket for my Killjoy outfit and make a patch type thing that says "flyswatter"
as i was watching this, i noticed a fly that's been standing still for like 5 minutes above my computer O.o
That gives me about 760 years so far. I have it coming, don't I? I dare you to find me, Dracs. I'm in Zone 4, whenever you're ready. -Benzedrine Parade
Benzedrine Parade - dear, dear... what a mistake you have made. Several hundred draculoids have been sent to zone 4 to find you, which they will. I suggest you remain where you are. If you try to run, there will be a terrible mess... and we at Better Living Industries do hate a mess. You poor dear. One would have thought by now that you killjoys would know better than to simply give your locations away like this.
+Agent Valerie C. Sharpe Thanks for checking up on me, sweet! Means a lot! Unfortunately I'm a lone wolf, and I'm blowing arteries everywhere! Really too bad I couldn't stick around, we could've had a great time! But hey, maybe during the final showdown, your Drac friends and I might be able to make up for the lost time! You know, before I ghost 'em all. Nice try, love! ~Benzedrine Parade
+Andie Benzedrine We'll get you. I don't care how long it takes. We'll get you. We'll get every one of you rotten killjoys trying to spoil an empire that is far too beautifully emotionless for your simple, irrational brains to comprehend.
I'll make sure of it.
the oooooooooooooonly news
this guy has great eyes
@RinNagaraboshi I'll be sure to get that, too.
Star Blind Child saying it's time to whip out the bug spray.
0:02 i would'nt wish a face like that on my worst enemy
Got my fly swatter, my ray gun, and I'm ready to go fight BL/ind.
-Adrenaline Rush
Get yo fly swatters out, and hold them high in the skyy! xD
MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Well what if I wanna kill it? - Blue Bolt
I'm just writing to put my Killjoy name at the end
-Stereophonic Aftershock
oh wow
I can't make it past 0:02 without having to pause cause I'm having a laugh attack
A call-out! Any Killjoys nearby? I have a group of Dracs on my tail and need backup fast!
-Spirit Calico
@ChemicalXable Its they're label.
@LETHALMISTAKE i just noticed mikeys hair style is ghost of you is like this