My things vs my 5’2” wife’s things!
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Let's be real guys, you're all thinking about the same thing as me
Bruh. But yes we are.
They have a son so it’s all good
Bruh, can’t imagine
I really don’t get it lol😅
Yeah when they're sleeping, if thor rolls over, she's done for
divided by thousands of languages, united by one thought 💀
true😂💀
😂😂
LMAOO
How do it fit in?😊
This comment is gold 😂😂
Get you a man who really reaches all the way in to your heart.
Literally
LMAOOO
THIS IS GOLD
LOL 😂🤣
my god 😂
pretty sure her giving birth was the 2nd most painful thing she experienced phsyically
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NAHHH, GET OUT!! 😂😭
The first was when it was going in.
nah i think he prepped her for it🤣
You are fucking smart 😂
She should get a medal for surviving that
Lets just hope she recovers well,
I swear
@@LolCatflixblud out here really being racist Pluh
@@LolCatflixIt's genetic, and porn addiction is very bad for you
@@dh_warzone-_-8999 Calm down white boy
Her Tolerance for pain is to be admired
Him being bigger size is no guarantee that his gentleman is bigger size too 😂
and her stuff could be wide... idk tho
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture5661lmao
Y'all have dirty minds, he means the pain of expectations😅…
like she's a baby compared to him
I'd neve date someone that much shorter than me
Vlad wasn't the only Impaler.
Underrated comment this one 😂
You are a genius
OOOF
Dude wtf?!?😂😂😂
Sensational
I know she was hurt for days after that💀🙏🏾
Days…??
@@crisfoster months** Mb
Ayo💀.. for months
YEARS, NO DECADES
That's a long-distance relationship 💀💀💀
Bruh underrated comment 🤣🤣
This is the best comment 💀💀💀
😅😅😅
Best
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you can't tell me those aren't toddler shoes🤣
She must have extraordinary small feet. Granted I’m 5’7, and I’m a size 9.5 (depending on the brand +-0.5) so maybe I personally cannot comprehend 😂
Doesn’t help that I guess my girl friends must also have surprisingly large/average feet too despite being shorter than me 😅
They definitely are
I’m fairly sure that a size 8 is around the most average women’s shoe size so her being a size 4 is crazy small. I’m maybe an inch taller than her but wear an 8 and everyone I’ve known that’s around my height also has worn between 7-9. She’s extra teeny.
I think the same maybe is just the shape of the shoe but i wear size 37 and my cousin 36 and our shoes look bigger so i just think they're trolling or smth
Why did I just picture a bus driving into a mailbox in my head?
LMAO
Thats WILD 😂😂😂
same
Or that hamster chewing on Banana 😂
THIS MADE ME SNORT SO WEIRDLY!!! HAHAHAHA!!! 💀💀💀💀
Thousands of humans, all down to one question.
Your wife is a hero: to carry your child is like cooking whole thanksgiving turkey in a microwave
hold up MICROWAVE!?!??
Underrated comment
MICROWAVE?!?
Microwife
To do the act of baby making must feel like being a stuff turkey
Wife by day, slayer of gods by night 💀
😂
😆 🤣 😂 😹
Brruuuuuu 💀
😂😂😂💀💀💀
@@DaLova81
-*Pussy?-
The Internet has made my mind so dirty that I can't take in simple things like this. Just like she can't take in his...
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So true 😂😂😂😂
i dont get it why is everyone saying it sus or weird someone pls explain
@@akhito7683 We need more people like you!
BTW it means that the husband's ding dong is gonna be big just like him, so the wife's hole is not gonna be big enough to fit it
We could all speak different languages but were all thinking the same exact thing💀💀
Stop stealing comments
Wattpad height differences be like💀:
So damn true😆
Whats wattpad
@@SquallSZ stay innocent. Please.
@@VOID-09 I know wattpad as a social media for fanfictions etc. But for what you use it here ? Please.? XD
@@SquallSZ it’s unrealistic height difference that some fanfics use 💀💀
this is like a chihuahua and a german shepard getting together💀
No, teacup chihuahua and a great dane
More like a pit Bull and a tea cup puppy
Nah a cane corso and a fucking teacup chihuahua
Tea cup Chihuahua and cane corso
@@SHAE141FR
Bro "That is not a watch that's a CLOCK"
It's incredible how much a certain human organ is capable of stretching by a lot to better fit the shape of a particular thing.
Вы навели на мысль. Если у женщины подстраивается под его жижуль.... Значит мужчина подстраивается под ее характер..или хотелки
You two are adorable but yes we all have questions
nahhh even you do 💀
Nah as a short chubby dude with glssses who’s just kind of ugly
After decades of women treating me like treash in between occasionally trying to take advantage or and ignoring me
I just kind of lost all interest in sex and relationships
Stay being a shallow whore tho
He wrecks
@@Greendioblo?
First off, how much do they normally spend on groceries..?
Forget an age limit there should be a size limit 😂
Apparently not.
Nah bruh 💀
That's what I thought haha looks like a grown man with his 14 year old daughter 🤣🤣
YO FORGET WHAT???? 📸😟
Legit when I seen the shoes they reminded me of children's shoes now im creeped tf out....
Bro just killed his viking genetics
Viking is a term for pirate not a race.
@@prodigalson6166obviously, we know what he was implying
wdym lol shes white
@@reigenlucilfer6154 she short
@@Johnny_Lydon who cares man ya think viking's mother had to be 8ft tall? how do you know how tall women back in the day of the vikings? also shes not a midget dwarf or smtg. shes just slightly below average, the guy is the the one whos too tall.
Girl we're all here supporting u for going through that like must've been hard 🤧🤧
"Oh, your poor wife." - Deadpool
LOL haha
Brilliant!
You guys remember what Johnny Storm said to 'the thing'???
@@AsifKhan-nm4vd "I'd hate to wake up and hear she was crushed in a rockslide", that?
Lmaooo
He may be the mountain
But she has got the Mariana trench
You win 😂
best comment
Naurrr 💀😭😭
lol
Bro
His baby clothes fit her😂
So I’m guessing they went for each other cuz the kids will be the most normal kids ever. It all balances out pretty even. Man I’d be so pissed though if my dad was Hafthor and I came out to be just 5’ 11” or something.
If my knowlege in Genetics is right, that might as well happen if the lady's genes are more dominant than Thor's. Then somewhere along the way one of their descendants would pick up on Thor's height and become really tall.
For the height to balance out, both of their height genetics would need to be codominant genes.
@@REAL2222ful Haha nope, he has the dominent genes because JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THEIR 2 YEAR OLD IS HUGE
5'8" over here...
she should get a purple heart for even living the first round💀
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If their children has his genes she will be split in two giving birth to them!
The elasticity of the human body is a remarkable coping mechanism
362 likes and no comments, lemme fix it
@@whiteknight1414 I did
@@whiteknight1414 Mind your own business
@@youtubeuser1993 and seethe
Same though 😂
This man trains her for pregnancy😭
This critical moment in Human History was referred to as "the backshot heard round the world"
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
It isn't even sex at that point, it's just straight murder...
How ? He’s got a tiny pecker
You Wild 🤣
My brother in Christ 😂
Folks made the same Joke about my 4'9 Wife and I.
Someone had to come and said it for sure
It's amazing the level of things the human body can withstand.
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Yooo😂
This the best comment
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Ayooooooo homie wtf
bluds tryna plug his usb dongle into a type c port 😭😭😭
she don’t even gotta get on her knees💀
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Bruh 😂
i hope she recovers well. Every day.
Easy does it. Doesn't need to go crazy on her or she might die
Don't worry he gives her his protein shake after each workout.
@@TusharSharma-vy7bo you mean his cum right? 😂
@@Chimera_166🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its okay , if she is getting enough sleep her muscles would recover after training if thats what you mean
She’s getting her daily dosage of protein in one go
WTF 😂
You deserve more likes than you have 😂❤
NAHHH 💀😂
Just a mith sperm isn't that much protein, and thank god, gym bros would use that too if it was true
Foul
Bro is the new shaq
Shaw is still much bigger.
"The comment section is having the same thoughts in their mind" ~Sun Tzu The Art of War
Yall wild in the comments i love it
We all share the same brain.
I know, right? You said it!😂
I hate it 😂 when i watched the video i thought it was adorable but people took it sexualy, kinda funny tbh 😂
@@zizojaezekeom3565I love it here🥴
@@zizojaezekeom3565People on the western side of the world make everything sexual.
Went straight to the comments, yall didnt disappoint😂💀
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My guy
Me
Fr😂
Women are very, very brave 💀
She's a true survivor 💀💀💀
I want y'all to imagine a train going into an unfinished tunnel 💀
Broooooo cmon
Why did i even imagine
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yo im actually dying that shi wildin
That was my first thought😂
Now, THIS is a Real BRAVE & STRONG woman.
😂
Bravest for sure 😂
Sonk is a big deal !!!
Lmao, bravest of them all 😂
Hahaha that’s right
He may be the bigger one but we know who's really the strongest person in the relationship
Where is that "train going through the tunnel" meme? 😂
Train through a rabbit hole
@@alexojideagu 😆
it’s like an anaconda trying to fit through a mouse hole
No
That's so weird
edit:my bad i didnt know that the comment meant that he cant fit into her clothes,i apologize for everyone involved into the discussion,anyway,since i'm a gigachad i hope eveyrone is doing ok
So stupid and random
@@userjwny04yes
@@ilikechickennuggetssebee7238kid
She doesn’t even have to kneel 💀
😂😂😂😂
Nahh maybe even stand on her toes 😂😂
OH HELL NAAAW💀
Bro wat da hell?!😂😂
BRO 😂😂
How is she still alive? 😭 💀
That's so romantic ❤ long distance relationship ❤
😂😂😂
I fell over laughing at this😂
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This comment is underappreciated
Talk about humour lol 😂
She’s a very strong lady I’m so proud of her 🥺
(Edit: If you read, bring the salt)
She a freak, all them small girls are. Fr I think its the protection they probably feel, and guys like to protect. Im a bit envious of their relationship. People really be tripping tho. The very first comment, tho pretty funny, really made me very sad. The way women don’t like being defined by their bodies, men don’t like to be defined by the wrong doings of other men. What makes it difficult is you can convince the one woman that matters to you that you are an outstanding gentleman and all her friends and family will try and convince her otherwise. And saying someone is into kids because they are into small women is like saying ur into all women because ur into women, or because u like sex, you will screw anything, ive been told those exact words by a woman with 7 kids and more bodies than kids meanwhile im single and been with 3. 1 was a favor to a friend who really wanted me and i was single. Somehow i was labeled a cheater for that, because the girl i slept with had a looser BF who was in jail and treated her second to drugs and alcohol which means she never was a priority and he was already a cheating sob while she remained faithful. The one that called me a cheater is my ex, and I can’t believe i fell for her scam. That nasty coot single-handedly removed my friends from me, only just now getting one back. Two are dead and im banned from the rest. I might get my justicdeserts if things are supposed to go that way. Boy that would be the sweetest cake I ever took part in.
@@Wtfincyou good?
@@WtfincJesus brother, you did not have to do allat
@@Wtfincoh and I’m not bout to read allat either
@@FlnaIBreathfr 😭
One can only imagine the damage that viking hammer has done to that little smoke show
The 6'5 woman out there will be furious with this
let them cope and marry short kings
This is a true woman, she's still able to walk after THAT amount of work put into her. Massive respect.
All joking aside. I had women who were too small for me. It isnt as glamorous as it seems. It hurt her a lot and it even hurt me. We had very very little sex and every time it was painful. One of them I really like, but the bed thing was always an issue. It sucks because I really liked her. I know a guy who broke up with his girl because of it too.
@@alexlilano1931you didn't have to share it with us trust me
@@alexlilano1931Theres a lid for every pot know what I'm saying
@@ardaricus1566 Your comment is not showing up. UA-cam censorship is weird.
@@alexlilano1931 How big are you? Because this seems like a problem since you would not be physically compatible with someone you really like. Which actually sounds bad.
I could smell the comments from a mile away, and i didnt get disappointed.
Same hahahazagaha
same here wahahahaha
@@vraxxi did you just have a stroke?
@@darthjarjar2742 .no U just spam letters and sometimes I miss the letter h or a hahahahaha
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This is the type of relationship that can change you forever not mentally but ….. physically
They got the Wattpad height
Bro tryna use a type b on a type c 😭🙏💀
More like type a 😂😭.
I have no idea what that means, but I know what you mean by that 🗿
@@BunnyDudette.stupid
Fr
Bro said "As long as there is a hole, there is a goal
She doesn't even have to get on her knees
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Bruv 💀🗿🗿🗿
bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀
All the comments led to this 🤣😂😂
@@leprotagonist2197 their mind are so dirty, but i'm not an exception !!!💀
Wifes wedding ring compared to the husbands Saturn ring
Even they know what we're all thinking starting with the shorts comparison lol
She’s a warrior, fighting till the end
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Your wife married a hulk 💀
Bro has a gun to her head💀
I know he be reading all these comments with a smile on his face😂
Facts 😂😂
Real😂
The internet has broken our thinking patterns
The internet broke everything and o dont think so there is a returning.
Our humor is broken
People would be thinking it even if the internet wasn't a thing. There's no way not to think it.
@@alaron5698 nahhh man internet made it worse than ever. Like literally 100 percent of the people are thinking the same thing
@@CumcastCable yah mam
My husband and I are both 5'8", and I can take his T-shirts.😂
*Train making it's way into the tight tunnel gif*
Gynocologist be like : ohh I can see your damn kidneys !
Ewww, gross
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Bruhhh lol
LMAO
Lol just cus he big doesn't mean he is packing. Alot of big guys who do roids have small packages
A real life wattpad couple
Fr but my mom is 5 foot 2
I took her "small" hand into mine
@@squid5882and im 6,8 lets see what we can workout here son
GOLD FRFR
I'm glad we're all thinking it
Imagine robbing his house and you come across those shoes
I'm praying for her fr 😭🙏🙏
Why?
@@jennilynmalate7459her ahh gonna be destroyed by that 12 milimeter defeater😂
I saw a comment saying they already have a son so I guess she's fine😌
@@jennilynmalate7459 every thing is giant on a giant if you catch his drift
They were definitely interested in each other's personalities. 😂
I don’t know why, but my thoughts went right to the bedroom. How???
Bro if someone 5'2" looks THAT short by comparison, I doubt you'd even notice me if I stood there
God protect this woman.
Maybe they just do hand stuff? ✋ 🤣
then she has damn strong hands!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gonna need Odin to protect her from Thor 😂
my dirty mind
Like the one photo of that hamster eating a banana
yes hahaaha
Literally my first thought lmao
NAWW!! 💀
Dude...🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah , yes 😂😂😂
Erwin and Levi height difference fr
What a brave, strong, confident and apparently deep woman.
😅
Her kids are gonna question how they exist
Those kids finna be walking out fully developed to the age of 3 when their born
@@TxmpTxtion real
Bedroom conversations be wildin with those 2 fr💀
It's bigger than my leg 💀
Stay at school or go back to it 😂 height has nothing to do with the size of his d*ck 😂 if that's what you're referring to
It's upto to my lungs
I’m basically suffocating from the wrong end.
"Why do i feel that hitting the top?"
How sweet they have matching things!
How she is still walking 😂
At this point they should just give her a Handicapped parking spot outta respect.
NIGGAS BE WILDIN 💀
Underrated comment
Bros meat prolly small tho 😢
@@ImSo666Manebros trying to save the little bit of dignity he has left😂
Huh? I don't get it
Blud doesn't even have to go on her knees 💀
HAHAHA
Damn💀
Funniest comment on this fukin video
He has to
U really just called her a blud 🤡
Damn my man's in here real life giant lol
Dude permanently experience that "squirrel eating big banana pic" moment
Easiest birth a doctor has performed, he just walked in and got the baby.
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Nah its gonne be equivalent to him xdd
"I just pretty much just walked on out of there..Didn't even have to stoop over..There was even time to twirl a cane as I went"
Nah so wrong 😂
She's damn strong man 💀💀💀
She?
🤣 🤣 🤣😭🤣🤣😭 Jesus fuck, so underrated
@@brunomello4964 you'll grow up and understand one day
@@Depressed_until_dead Pretty sure the joke was that his gf was a guy 🗿
@@brunomello4964 you'll understand someday
bro ordered a kids meal 💀
Women sometimes scare the shit out me😂
She is practically a flesh light to him
Holy😂
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😂😂😂
That one their was a violation 😏🤣
Everyone in the comments was subtle. Until I read this
Bro, she really took "i don't date short guys" too seriously
The edit: woaah I never knew I got that many likes thanks so much guys
765?! and no replies?! nah let me change this up.
779 with one replie?!? Nah let me change that
894 likes and 2 comments? I'll fix that!
1k likes and 3 comments?!? Let me fix that.
Cease this madness
Anyone remember that meme with the hamster eating the banana?
i can already imagine the memes 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
She can tolerate everything 💀💀💀💀
What do you mean
@@lillyanna3221dont worry about it😅
@@ethanhung-il7lh now I wanna know
@@lillyanna3221 if your above 13 someone’ll do the explanation and sadly I am not that someone, peace ✌️
@@May-sv6tg I’m 14 just really slow
Baby came out himself saying he couldn't take it anymore.
Haha 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh shit
That's is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Just like you