The Worst Songs I've Ever Heard

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  • @ShredmasterScott
    @ShredmasterScott  4 роки тому +217

    What's the worst song ever?
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    • @tommeloman6969
      @tommeloman6969 4 роки тому +34

      “W.A.P “by Cardi B and some others from this video.

    • @JustAPairofLegs
      @JustAPairofLegs 4 роки тому +6

      I am the table is so bad it’s good

    • @jamezcunningham8906
      @jamezcunningham8906 4 роки тому +30

      Any Modern songs with the same Trap beat that loops on and on with lyrics of gucci or words that repeat!

    • @mikehunty20
      @mikehunty20 4 роки тому +30

      RAP

    • @Sfourtytwo
      @Sfourtytwo 4 роки тому +5

      Frankly Florence Forster Jenkins has brought endless hours o slightly drunken joy to my life.
      Then there are days that just need Destroy all Music by the flying Luttenbachers, which might err on the side of development sometimes.
      Some people do consider Atari Teenage Riot to be repetitive and uninspired, i think it is meditation music.
      Can music be bad if it makes you happy?

  • @clugokillscluco
    @clugokillscluco 4 роки тому +1538

    Detuning that acoustic guitar prior to playing Wonderwall in the beginning was a masterful touch.

  • @loganchambers5013
    @loganchambers5013 2 роки тому +111

    I legitimately had a high school teacher who would blast the Friday song. Every Friday. For four years.

    • @ShredmasterScott
      @ShredmasterScott  2 роки тому +41

      Scarred for life muahaha

    • @stefa5893
      @stefa5893 2 роки тому +8

      What a torture

    • @mkennedy1013
      @mkennedy1013 2 роки тому +2

      Sometimes it is possible to teach someone a good idea by presenting them with a bad one, in this case for you it was roughly 100 consecutive fridays of Friday.

    • @devon_h8298
      @devon_h8298 2 роки тому +1

      I have the same problem my ears bleed every friday

    • @robichj
      @robichj Рік тому +1

      For 4 years? Really?

  • @Crisamandroid
    @Crisamandroid 4 роки тому +802

    Wise information, Petrucci's evil twin.

    • @hyalinamusic18
      @hyalinamusic18 4 роки тому +19

      @Scatter1H What about John Petruchkavich?

    • @tomsmith184
      @tomsmith184 3 роки тому +2

      @@hyalinamusic18 Petrushredi

    • @Iespauljr
      @Iespauljr 3 роки тому +5

      zakk wylde and petrucci’s son

    • @pouyan_m
      @pouyan_m 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @og3086
    @og3086 3 роки тому +229

    This dude is just if thor never went back to Asgard and became the “god” of music theory evilness

    • @edh1970
      @edh1970 3 роки тому +3

      Trust no fool who mounts horns on his helm

    • @mofo6907
      @mofo6907 3 роки тому +1

      Grrrr why do ya still believe in jesus?

    • @CUSELİSFAN
      @CUSELİSFAN 3 роки тому +1

      a cross of Shrek and Thor, was what i am thinking :)

    • @samratneupane8429
      @samratneupane8429 2 роки тому

      Nah he looks like captain barbossa

  • @cameronfielder4955
    @cameronfielder4955 3 роки тому +105

    That 80/20 thing you said at the end hit me hard. I’ve been down on myself but hearing that made me realize I have to just keep going and stop letting negative feelings stop me from creating. I had never heard that before. Thanks shred

    • @averydoesstuff
      @averydoesstuff 3 роки тому +1

      He absolutely hit the nail on the head. Metric tons of commercial or relatively unknown (outside of a niche group) artists may (and almost undoubtedly have) struggle(d) to churn out a hit single, let alone have famous EPs and/or albums.
      From what I've noticed, albums, by and large, are becoming a dead format in the world of music production. So, instead of creating songs tied to a list of adjacent themes, like with albums, you can instead release singles or EPs and not be as bound by yourself or fans to maintain musical consistency or your "sound." That is a tremendous silver lining!

    • @ToveriJuri
      @ToveriJuri 2 роки тому +1

      @@averydoesstuff
      Is album becoming a dead format? Yeah for top 40 charts that rely baiting people only with music factory produced singles maybe. But if you want to make music for a music enthusiast crowd, good luck getting rid of the album and staying relevant.
      Well I guess there's a career in being a TikTok Musician too.

    • @johndisanto2201
      @johndisanto2201 2 роки тому

      Hahaha!🤣😂😅 Omfg this is great...fucking amazing. Give me shred until I die!!🤘👿☠

  • @Klesh
    @Klesh 3 роки тому +607

    This is quality. The content. Glad to find ya

  • @deathmetalantichrist1115
    @deathmetalantichrist1115 4 роки тому +343

    The shaggs were apparently forced to be a band because of there dad that's why they sound so weird

    • @mylastchannelgotdeleted6213
      @mylastchannelgotdeleted6213 4 роки тому +7

      You’re almost there

    • @thepurpleplayer9168
      @thepurpleplayer9168 3 роки тому +76

      Basically dude was a nut who went to a fortune teller and told him that they would be a massive band so he shoved them into a studio with instruments and recorded a masterpiece of avante garde music

    • @darrengordon-hill
      @darrengordon-hill 3 роки тому +4

      *UNIQUE
      Masses stuck at 4/4 120bpm

    • @spedsledproductions
      @spedsledproductions 3 роки тому +28

      I feel like their father forced them into music without letting them actually hear music

    • @deathmetalantichrist1115
      @deathmetalantichrist1115 3 роки тому +1

      @@spedsledproductions yeah that's a good point

  • @stevendc6872
    @stevendc6872 4 роки тому +731

    Rebecca Blacks voice in "Friday" makes me wanna skip ahead to Monday.
    Edit: Shredmasterscott liked this comment. I can now ascend to death metal heaven

    • @__Diego__Aguilar_
      @__Diego__Aguilar_ 4 роки тому +5

      Holy shit HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @simon8126
      @simon8126 4 роки тому +6

      She sounds like a frickin robot, so monotone.

    • @andrejz8954
      @andrejz8954 4 роки тому +3

      @@simon8126 autotune helps

    • @NMahon
      @NMahon 4 роки тому +6

      It makes me wanna skip ahead to my grave

    • @CLove511
      @CLove511 4 роки тому +11

      Shockingly, she actually grew up and got vocal lessons, and is actually generically decent now.

  • @markburris9778
    @markburris9778 3 роки тому +355

    The Shaggs are very interesting to me in that they had actually never heard music to any extant. They were basically given cheap instruments by their father and told to go become pop stars. So it's sort of like listening to aliens who had were dropped off on earth, given instruments and learn how to play without absolutely no instruction or exposure to music.

    • @andrewbennett7610
      @andrewbennett7610 2 роки тому +28

      Yes. And it's fucking horrendous.

    • @markburris9778
      @markburris9778 2 роки тому +34

      @@andrewbennett7610 well,uh, yeah. But interesting.

    • @revax2409
      @revax2409 2 роки тому +6

      @@markburris9778 agreed

    • @revax2409
      @revax2409 2 роки тому +5

      @@andrewbennett7610 also agrred

    • @slendergainz
      @slendergainz 2 роки тому +6

      Weren't they locked in a room by their father aswell?

  • @goldensocks
    @goldensocks 3 роки тому +82

    "You just have to sit there and take it for 3 minutes and 47 seconds...".
    I just about lost my shit when you said that. Excellent episode!

  • @aaronmyers6686
    @aaronmyers6686 3 роки тому +218

    The Shaggs actually have a really interesting backstory. From Wikpedia:
    The conceptual beginning of the Shaggs came from Austin Wiggin's mother who, when her son was young, had predicted during a palmreading that he would marry a strawberry blonde woman, that he would have two daughters after she had died, and that his daughters would form a popular music group. The first two predictions proved accurate, so Austin set about making the third come true as well.[8] Austin withdrew his daughters from school, bought them instruments, and arranged for them to receive music and vocal lessons. The Wiggin sisters themselves never planned to become a music group, but as Dot later said, "[Austin] was something of a disciplinarian. He was stubborn and he could be temperamental. He directed. We obeyed. Or did our best."[9] Austin named the Shaggs after the popular shag hairstyle and as a reference to shaggy dogs.[9] In 1968, Austin arranged for the girls to play a regular Saturday night gig at the Fremont, New Hampshire, Town Hall.

    • @nickwilliams6621
      @nickwilliams6621 3 роки тому +21

      Frank Zappa is a huge fan of 'em

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols 3 роки тому +15

      Kinda vindicates the expression "Don't believe everything you're foretold."

    • @AlexMM98
      @AlexMM98 3 роки тому +8

      @@nickwilliams6621 kurt cobain as well

    • @meyou9655
      @meyou9655 3 роки тому +5

      My Pal Foot Foot.

    • @bubasmollett8610
      @bubasmollett8610 3 роки тому +2

      Not my cup of tea but credit where it's due. How the fuck can you sing that song while playing the instrument in that timing? That's fucking metal!

  • @wolframsteindl2712
    @wolframsteindl2712 4 роки тому +30

    I love how this video isn't just ripping into bad music but actually tries to improve it.

  • @royfablooo2810
    @royfablooo2810 3 роки тому +348

    "If you ever want to learn music, or write music"
    Pop Artist: You guys write your own music?

    • @blakethaboss5120
      @blakethaboss5120 3 роки тому +5

      Mwahahaaaa 👹

    • @val13c59
      @val13c59 3 роки тому +6

      Elvis Presley didn’t write not one song. But still he’s considered a legendary artist.

    • @tonycowin
      @tonycowin 3 роки тому +2

      @@val13c59 Credited on Heartbreak Hotel though.

    • @adr.marius5636
      @adr.marius5636 3 роки тому +2

      You know pop music doesn't only mean Justin Bieber right? So many rock musicians know fuck all about writing music

    • @potatopower707
      @potatopower707 3 роки тому +7

      @@adr.marius5636 the big rock bands write their own stuff. I saw a video that showed how tons of big pop or rap songs use some of the exact same beats. Listen to sweet child o’mine, then listen to learn to fly. Then, listen to “WAP” and then any other of carbi d’s songs.

  • @nascarsteve
    @nascarsteve 3 роки тому +42

    I heard about the Shaggs by accident on UA-cam at some point last year, I think. Their dad made them play instruments (apparently, not well) and insisted on them getting a record deal, even when the record labels said the girls weren't ready to record. And the result is that monstrosity earworm that ensued.

  • @theBoomerDoomer
    @theBoomerDoomer 3 роки тому +8

    I've only watched two of your videos so far, and I wish you were my theory professor when I struggled as a music major... I think I would have had so much more fun and probably appreciated the subject so much more.

    • @rickkelley4618
      @rickkelley4618 3 роки тому +2

      Right there with you. His terminology choices are easy to understand, follow, and remember, not to mention humorous. It’s the perfect combination of taking the serious stuff seriously, and nothing else, including himself. He really does have a gift of conveying information.

  • @dirkmaes3786
    @dirkmaes3786 3 роки тому +207

    If a guy at the campfire thinks he can impress chicks by putting them asleep with Wonderwall hit them with "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears; that'll wake them right up and they'll start woo-ing. Then finish the performance by smashing the guitar in the campfire and admits the torrent of glowing cinders you shout: SLAYEEEER!!! Followed by an awkward silence while everyone is staring at you with horrified expression. IF then one of the chicks replies with SLAYEEER!!! then you know she is your true Wonderwall. The mating ritual is completed.

  • @SpiderSkot
    @SpiderSkot 3 роки тому +148

    I had managed to go the entire 10 years since Friday was released without ever hearing a note of it. Thanks a lot 🤣

    • @sunsungoaway
      @sunsungoaway 3 роки тому

      same

    • @andthoseotherguys
      @andthoseotherguys 3 роки тому

      Yup. My first time to. :(

    • @adreanmarantz2103
      @adreanmarantz2103 3 роки тому +3

      I remember the first time , in a store, years after its release, that I heard Justin Beiber's 'Baby' or whatever it's called, and thinking:
      'This can't be real, THIS is the big hit?! THIS made him a star?!'
      "Excuse me miss, what aisle are your ear plugs in?"

    • @kaisersoymilk6912
      @kaisersoymilk6912 3 роки тому +1

      @@adreanmarantz2103 No, that's not what made him a star, his looks did.

    • @devilreaper_inc6364
      @devilreaper_inc6364 3 роки тому +1

      Ditto that sorry excuse for a song I could have done without for another 10 years or more wow

  • @gogpoydi
    @gogpoydi 4 роки тому +171

    You honestly deserve more subscribers, metal jesus

    • @sjsuismylife
      @sjsuismylife 2 роки тому +1

      There's already a Metal Jesus

  • @timoshea2400
    @timoshea2400 3 роки тому +2

    love your work , learned more about music in fifteen minutes with you than my entire life time. I honestly used to listen and like what was pleasing to my ear and now have a far deeper interpretation and appreciation starting listen to such a larger back catalogue of music from many era's and styles all over again ,thankyou.

  • @guiltyapollyon8085
    @guiltyapollyon8085 3 роки тому +19

    I fucking lost at the death metal walrus, kudos to you my man!

  • @chassy50
    @chassy50 3 роки тому +43

    Friday with st angers production and snare

  • @daniiiba2633
    @daniiiba2633 3 роки тому +7

    That's a sub from me bro, I love how you dissect music using both humour and actual theory, plus the way you explain theory is way more comprehensible than most people I've met.

  • @j_lemy
    @j_lemy 3 роки тому +6

    The editing was spot on in this one. Keep uploading man this stuff kills!

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai 3 роки тому +16

    I'll never ever get tired of that video where you burn pop music with firewood

  • @TrolleyMC
    @TrolleyMC 3 роки тому +99

    The shaggers are actually fucking geniuses
    The song is called the philosophy of the world and it’s all over the place and sounds like shit.
    Kinda like the world when you think about it, the shaggs are geniuses once we go deeper, shred.
    Maybe, idk I’m in
    A fever state right now and everythings a little wacky

    • @LordLemmun
      @LordLemmun 3 роки тому +9

      The shaggs were forced to make an album by their abusive father who wanted to profit off of them being pop stars
      Just sounds like shit bc they werent ready for the studio
      Still a massively important record in history

    • @a1b1c184
      @a1b1c184 3 роки тому +1

      @@LordLemmun Their WHITE abusive father is more like it.......

    • @wohlhabendermanager
      @wohlhabendermanager 3 роки тому +8

      @@a1b1c184 What does his skin color have to do with it?

    • @johnwest6690
      @johnwest6690 3 роки тому +9

      @@a1b1c184 Found the racist. Ironically I bet you run around chanting "BLM". Your words mean nothing now.

    • @a1b1c184
      @a1b1c184 3 роки тому

      @@johnwest6690 The revolution is going to take your stuff and give it to me so get it nice and clean for me will ya?

  • @theblindleadstheblind
    @theblindleadstheblind 3 роки тому +14

    You’re like the Ron Swanson of Metal. Good stuff man!

  • @theabyssaldevil
    @theabyssaldevil 3 роки тому +10

    Loved the use of the middle fingers to highlight the pedal tones, lol'd hard. Thanks, Shred.

  • @aveator7723
    @aveator7723 4 роки тому +161

    "You just have to sit there and take it for 3 minutes and 45 seconds". Ah yeah the advice I gave my ex

  • @williamlugo4345
    @williamlugo4345 2 роки тому

    Shred! What's good brother? I was thumbing through UA-cam and came across one of your favs, the shaggs doing their unforgettable song call "my pal foot foot". Wow! Is all I can say!

  • @TheKimberbart
    @TheKimberbart 3 роки тому

    Great idea Shred, thanks for the effort and cool video, I'm looking up your other work too! Good luck!

  • @nickparton5663
    @nickparton5663 3 роки тому +78

    The quality of evil laughter in this video is absurdly high

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 2 роки тому

      He’s phoning it in. On his evil laughter phone.

  • @TrippyTheShroom
    @TrippyTheShroom 3 роки тому +116

    Death Metal Walrus continually makes me bust out laughing.

    • @nirradyen-tolobaz3727
      @nirradyen-tolobaz3727 3 роки тому +6

      Death Metal Seal! Clean your ears out,man!✨🎼🙏🏼🎼✨

  • @clark.949
    @clark.949 4 роки тому +159

    Friday is so bad it makes me love St. Anger so much

    • @mrex3553
      @mrex3553 3 роки тому +21

      Friday is so bad it makes me St. Anger

    • @vstojanovski3658
      @vstojanovski3658 3 роки тому +7

      st anger is good.

    • @clownpocket
      @clownpocket 3 роки тому +1

      Makes Load 1 & 2 sound like the greatest musical genius of all time.

    • @JimmyMon666
      @JimmyMon666 3 роки тому

      That awkward moment when you actually like St. Anger. Except Dirty Window and Purify, those songs suck.

    • @uewellfind
      @uewellfind 3 роки тому +4

      @@clownpocket Load & Reload is pretty good

  • @wohlhabendermanager
    @wohlhabendermanager 3 роки тому +33

    Thanks for introducing me to The Shaggs. After digging a little deeper, I came to the conculsion that a) they knew exactly what they where doing b) they sound exactly the way they want to sound (well, maybe, if they could go back, they'd tune their guitars before recording it) and c) Dot Wiggins actually knows how to read and write sheet music, and she had written out all of the songs. And with that, they are in line with more well-known musicians like Frank Zappa (who called The Shaggs "better than The Beatles"), Captain Beefheart and other musicians with a less music theory driven (or "the harmonic style of 18th centry european musicians" driven, to quote Adam Neely) approach to music.
    If I had a cat, I would name her "Foot Foot".

    • @Tufhhuyy
      @Tufhhuyy 2 роки тому +4

      In all seriousness, though it's severely under-developed, their music is similar to that of the modern indie and especially anti-folk genres. I would have really liked to see what they could have done with more practice.
      Like, the ideas are fully there, they just weren't able to get the ideas out as cohesively as they wanted.
      I like to think that, although they did technically become big, they would have been much, much bigger if their dad hadn't pushed them into recording so soon.

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 2 роки тому +2

      It fits well into the genre of anti-music.

    • @Darrylizer1
      @Darrylizer1 2 роки тому +1

      The cat would be your pal!

  • @felekar
    @felekar 3 роки тому +7

    When you added the Pedal tone to Friday, my brain got vibes from Queen- I want it all.

  • @itkojecockot
    @itkojecockot 3 роки тому +67

    for a long time, I thought I was reaching the intellectual peak listening to Pink Floyd and Rush lyrics...... then one of my friends introduced me to "Friday" by R. Black and it put my understanding of the universe on a completely different mental and spiritual level

    • @n-Chantreuse
      @n-Chantreuse 3 роки тому +4

      so what you're telling me is your friend put you through psychological hell

    • @itkojecockot
      @itkojecockot 3 роки тому +7

      @@n-Chantreuse no, the other way around...... now, there's always friday in my mind

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. 3 роки тому +3

      @@itkojecockot which seat can I take ?

    • @itkojecockot
      @itkojecockot 3 роки тому +1

      @@dadoodfrumcheers. all of them, by lying down

  • @adrianamorphous
    @adrianamorphous 4 роки тому +142

    Think about it this way: out of the billions and billions of songs that have been created since the beginning of time maybe even trillions you've only listened to maybe one one millionth of a percentage of all music. Thinking about it in these terms 99.999% of music you will probably hate.

    • @ShredmasterScott
      @ShredmasterScott  4 роки тому +34

      that blows my mind

    • @jeffnduran
      @jeffnduran 4 роки тому

      @@ShredmasterScott Gotta love Pareto Distribution!

    • @frankwaters2510
      @frankwaters2510 3 роки тому +2

      Millions of unheard songs lost in history

    • @Svvithred
      @Svvithred 3 роки тому

      The earliest song that I absolutely love is an anonymous English composition from the 13th century, called Miri It Is, it's otherworldly.

  • @toastrocket9999
    @toastrocket9999 3 роки тому +7

    After years of garbage UA-cam suggestions, the algorithm finally sends me a winner. Awesome content. Liked and subscribed.

  • @mel124177
    @mel124177 3 роки тому

    Man, ur dry and tarty humor killed me. Loving it! Subbed.

  • @Doulos367
    @Doulos367 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks dude I was blissfully unaware of these songs until I stumbled upon this video. Now I can’t unhear them arghhh!

  • @jaded9234
    @jaded9234 3 роки тому +13

    Surprisingly. I spend most ost of my time listening to Medieval, Baroque/Classical, neoclassical metal, and anything epic, yet I find "Dirty Window" to be a pretty fun song. It's like those days where your jamming in the garage for a while and you just want to wind down, lighten the mood and cruise along to the jam. There are actually some pretty awesome moments on St. Anger, and "Unnamed Feeling" is a legitimate gem. especially when you hear some of the remixes.

  • @jordanhasch2544
    @jordanhasch2544 4 роки тому +31

    Well, it doesn't help that both "Friday' and "Chinese Food" were "written" and "produced" by the same fucking person: Patrice Wilson. These aren't "songs"; they're crimes against humanity.

  • @dhyanamtalukdar6111
    @dhyanamtalukdar6111 4 роки тому +37

    This guy is seriously underrated

  • @Mint-Lynx
    @Mint-Lynx 2 роки тому +1

    Almost the entirety of 'Friday' feels like it was generated by an AI.

  • @Edmond347
    @Edmond347 2 роки тому +2

    Love this. F-ing hilarious and original. Plus well executed. Subscribed.

  • @andreyandreiko8553
    @andreyandreiko8553 4 роки тому +23

    if you live in a big city you begin to appreciate 4'33

  • @icetbaggins7999
    @icetbaggins7999 3 роки тому +10

    California Girls was on rotation when I was working at a forklift pallet factory. I wanted to lay on the conveyor and let the bandsaw do what it does every time it came on.

  • @hammerofmariotos
    @hammerofmariotos 3 роки тому +7

    PLEASE tell me you're doing a Lulu retrospective for this November's TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!??
    When I heard the "Kinski" line in a record store with my bud I legit nearly collapsed into the CD displays in laughter. I COULD NOT BELIEVE that line opened the album.

  • @cynthiawhite4875
    @cynthiawhite4875 28 днів тому

    Shred, you’re my hero. Loving this video at Christmas 2024. I think I may have to sell you my soul.

  • @tonygunkster
    @tonygunkster 3 роки тому

    The video was good but I’m subbing based on your hair alone. INCREDIBLE

  • @camonthejam
    @camonthejam 3 роки тому +5

    Your straight faced laughter is one of the greatest gifts in life, bless you 💖

  • @jakubnieciecki1942
    @jakubnieciecki1942 4 роки тому +170

    Sorry, but The Shaggs are pure progressive art.

    • @rickc2102
      @rickc2102 4 роки тому +13

      They're literally Outsider Art.

    • @Tysandifer
      @Tysandifer 4 роки тому +13

      @black1swan2green3 sure he was being sarcastic...

    • @luckyloj0105
      @luckyloj0105 4 роки тому +8

      @black1swan2green3 it's horrible, but i liked that

    • @duffbeer9202
      @duffbeer9202 4 роки тому +4

      I dig The Shaggs

    • @bodainwonderland8917
      @bodainwonderland8917 3 роки тому +4

      Foot foot 2024

  • @wallaroo1295
    @wallaroo1295 3 роки тому +46

    Given that Rebecca Black was just a kid, and it's been a decade... I think she is still making music - it'd be cool to see the shred mix done with her for the anniversary. I mean... it is catchy.

    • @daddyrabbit835
      @daddyrabbit835 3 роки тому

      Lol, I actually like the song... my brain is warped.

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 3 роки тому +2

      That's the thing - Friday (and a bunch of other cringeworthy songs sung by children like "I love chinese food" etc) were written by a shitty company that tricked parents that they could fulfill their kids' pop star dreams. The company got all the money and the kids got all the online hate, essentially.
      So the rebecca black songs coming out now is stuff she's actually been part of making as an adult, while friday was part of a whole bunch of conveyor belt nonsense from that company where this particular one just happened to go viral

    • @metallsnubben
      @metallsnubben 3 роки тому

      I HADN'T WATCHED FURTHER IN THE VIDEO AND THERE IT IS! Yeah so the fact that I love chinese food has the same chord progression is NOT a coincidence!

  • @edthesecond
    @edthesecond 3 роки тому +1

    'Friday' is the plot for every show on Nickelodeon and the Disney Channel.

  • @ManekiNeko1972
    @ManekiNeko1972 3 роки тому +15

    Rebecca Black and Alison Gold were part of a group that allowed people to sing for $4,000. Literally this was the ultimate no-budget singing.
    A few months later there was a woman called Jenna Rose who was 12 and made an unrealistically sexualized video feat. 12 and 13 year old girls called "O.M.G." and I almost felt like I was on a watch list when I saw it. I literally was creeped out by it.

    • @nascarsteve
      @nascarsteve 3 роки тому

      There's another song, I forgot who, the girl was 12, and she wrote a song about her jeans. Entirely autotone. Just God awful.

  • @rossamccann72
    @rossamccann72 3 роки тому +34

    bruh, this dude is better than every dceu villain to date. that laugh is evil af

  • @MB-rc8ie
    @MB-rc8ie 4 роки тому +16

    There is actually an interesting story behind the Shaggs and it is pretty legendary in the genre of "outsider music".

    • @draj8590
      @draj8590 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah this dude didnt do much research at all

    • @MB-rc8ie
      @MB-rc8ie 4 роки тому

      @Scatter1H Well it does. But you should take the context into consideration

  • @djritm3215
    @djritm3215 4 роки тому +11

    This channel needs to blow up already. Top quality content viking metal jesus beard guy!

  • @98SE
    @98SE 3 роки тому +1

    The Death Metal Walrus made me drop my biscuit in my tea and it splashed all over my keyboard haha! Absolutely Quality Content, I've subscribed!

  • @bennyshaversmusic590
    @bennyshaversmusic590 2 роки тому

    I swear man, this is my new favorite channel on UA-cam

  • @DBSG1976
    @DBSG1976 3 роки тому +13

    6:55 was evoking more emotion than any of the songs on this list.

  • @TheRealJamesWells
    @TheRealJamesWells 4 роки тому +14

    The Shaggs are actually from my town. I'm greatly blessed to have one of the most unbearable popular bands in my town's history books

  • @orangeiceice12
    @orangeiceice12 3 роки тому +5

    Now this is what I call content. Super subbed

  • @patrickkeenan6331
    @patrickkeenan6331 3 роки тому +12

    That chord progression dates back to "Teen Angel" and just about every teen heartache song from the 60's....

    • @timothythorne9464
      @timothythorne9464 3 роки тому

      The I-vi-IV-V chord sequence is called the "1950s Progression" because so much pop music from the '50s and early '60s was written used that progression. Actually it's much, much older than that; many classical composers included it (especially Mozart, and sometimes Beethoven) and English folk-songs from the 1500s often use the same chord sequence

  • @connoriquada5429
    @connoriquada5429 3 роки тому +1

    I love this content dude, so glad I found this video. The dry evil laugh is amazing 👌🏻😂

  • @AD1978leo
    @AD1978leo 4 роки тому +18

    I'm not 100% convinced this isn't Ben Eller in disguise. 🤪 I'm new here....wait!? Death Metal Walrus???!!!! Subscribed!!

  • @piopob
    @piopob 4 роки тому +41

    The Shags’ recording is so terrible, it sounds like it’s being played backwards. Maybe reversed: Dope stoner metal jam!

    • @tamale988
      @tamale988 3 роки тому

      it kinda reminds me of neutral milk hotel lol

    • @michaelhamrick2626
      @michaelhamrick2626 3 роки тому +1

      Playing it backwards could be an improvement. But I am not brave enough to try it.

  • @bradleysherman7513
    @bradleysherman7513 4 роки тому +4

    Dude I think I said it before but I’ll say it again, you need more subscribers man you’re awesome🤟🏻

  • @robwalsh9843
    @robwalsh9843 3 роки тому +1

    Both you and Pat Finnerty are using music theory to accurately explain why something sucks. Much appreciated.

  • @chillychese
    @chillychese 3 роки тому +1

    This video is a gem, glad I found this channel

  • @MattMoney
    @MattMoney 4 роки тому +7

    Dirty window’s my favorite off of St. Anger :(
    Always loved the main riff and the recessive rhyming. The “I.... I....” part is a bit much tho

  • @RavenHawkCoins
    @RavenHawkCoins 3 роки тому +4

    This got my sub. Good stuff! The most amazing thing is that people got paid for these songs 😎

  • @wizardspromiss8980
    @wizardspromiss8980 2 роки тому

    Okay, just my soul? Great brother You are freaking me out!!! Very entertaining stuff you do.

  • @artvandelay1950
    @artvandelay1950 3 роки тому

    Informative and humorous. Nice job criticizing the song, and not the artist. And I like your professional attitude to make the songs sound better rather than dismiss them completely.

  • @Zweierkomplement
    @Zweierkomplement 4 роки тому +8

    "Also, I just wanna grab that guitars G string and tune it"....I laughed in tears und subscribed

  • @tonyrozza5638
    @tonyrozza5638 4 роки тому +25

    Sell your soul to Master Shred!

  • @metalforever777
    @metalforever777 4 роки тому +6

    Hard to say... But beautiful job as always Master!!!

  • @adreanmarantz2103
    @adreanmarantz2103 3 роки тому

    JFC! 17secs in SUBBED! That song is the bane of my existence, the dictionary definition of "droning on" and you wasted NO time calling it out. Bless you.

  • @GamesfromtheGrave
    @GamesfromtheGrave 3 роки тому +1

    I stepped in a Panda Express once. Panda was not even on the menu. Imagine going to Burger King and they don't have burgers.

  • @mthwnicodemus
    @mthwnicodemus 4 роки тому +24

    The worst song ever is Gods Plan. Fight me

  • @stojadin3284
    @stojadin3284 3 роки тому +4

    5:02 "its a complete disaster, check it out"
    *plays a hyundai add*

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 4 роки тому +4

    This is the perfect youtube channel because of its retro tube qualities

  • @tematatata
    @tematatata 3 роки тому +6

    when I looked up 'beating a dead horse' in a dictionary it gave me a link to this video

  • @andrewcerberusok
    @andrewcerberusok 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know why I literally burst in laughter every single time you make that "evil laugh" out of nowhere XDDD

  • @carrotontherun6412
    @carrotontherun6412 4 роки тому +11

    Bro went through more torture to make this than Anna in Martyrs.

  • @rustyrattle5776
    @rustyrattle5776 4 роки тому +14

    1:33 “this piece of sonic misery” lmfao

  • @Carlos-to9yt
    @Carlos-to9yt 3 роки тому +8

    A song is only good if it sounds good. Nothing more. If you like to listen to it, then it's good in your ears.

  • @lexidiusBS
    @lexidiusBS 3 роки тому +9

    The Shaggs aren't music. The Shaggs are pure art. In addition, 4'33 is a minimalist masterpiece.

    • @suburbanindie
      @suburbanindie 3 роки тому

      4'33" is The Emperor Has No Clothes of Music... if you "get it", then you deserve ridicule. You huffed your own farts for four minutes.

    • @nmnmnm9509
      @nmnmnm9509 3 роки тому +1

      @@suburbanindie cage's song shows us music is not only sound, Performing music is like a religious ceremony, sound is just a part of it. So it can even be ignored. So John Cage's piece is not absurd When it is performed for the first time in a concert, the audience is in a state of expectation and confusion. It's art.

    • @adambilge2834
      @adambilge2834 3 роки тому +1

      @@nmnmnm9509 No it's shit

  • @bobsmith-pc4zw
    @bobsmith-pc4zw 3 роки тому +1

    Shred you nailed it. I feel the worst songs are the songs that could be good if they just had some musical correctness and timing issues fixed. You know the songs your ear wants to listen to but your soul flat rejects them completely like a bad liver transplant

  • @rubenmeijerink4266
    @rubenmeijerink4266 3 роки тому +8

    0:41 that applies to James Hetfield in concert as well

  • @dimitrisavic4702
    @dimitrisavic4702 3 роки тому +55

    James Hetfield is the only one that can get away with saying “yeah” all the time

    • @jaydee9950
      @jaydee9950 3 роки тому +5

      Layne Stanley did alright for awhile

    • @HighlanderNorth1
      @HighlanderNorth1 3 роки тому +1

      I was listening to some of the lesser known songs from Van Halen last night, and I was blown away by just how annoying David Lee Roth's vocals can often be. Sometimes he sounds good, but then there's the other 90% of the time when he's yelling wwwooooohhh. I liked Van Halen most in the 80s, before the internet, where you learn how much of a douchebag he is.

    • @chutzpahboo
      @chutzpahboo 3 роки тому

      I truly miss the James Hetfield Soundboard page. It was simply the best thing ever.

  • @johnmorlan1790
    @johnmorlan1790 4 роки тому +45

    I have a lot of questionable albums in my collection, mostly as joke material. I listened to St. Anger once and gave it away.

    • @basketrecords6378
      @basketrecords6378 4 роки тому +24

      St. Anger is a great album and this is a hill I'm willing to die on

    • @migael581
      @migael581 4 роки тому +3

      @@basketrecords6378 yeah its good, but not great.

    • @razeezar
      @razeezar 4 роки тому +10

      @@migael581 St Anger tracks are okay in small doses, but I remember listening to the album start to end being really tedious. Looking at the track timer and wondering when the next song is going to start for every song (when they're not even halfway through) is not a good sign.

    • @tromboneman4517
      @tromboneman4517 3 роки тому +4

      @@basketrecords6378, you were never one of us. You were nothing but a loser. A false metal gear. My eyes have have been opened. Let me help you to see, Basket Records.

    • @jonathandantonio649
      @jonathandantonio649 3 роки тому +5

      It's god-awful

  • @yungorange209
    @yungorange209 2 роки тому

    Thanks for the pep talk at the end. I’ve been struggling to make a new song but I have put aside stuff like doom scrolling and video games to take time everyday to play guitar. Even if it is just a cover. But in the process I have made many riffs. Some not being good (very discouraging after spending so much time playing). But some came out good and it’s those good ones that keep me going. 80/20 baby

  • @spirydongiatis1800
    @spirydongiatis1800 3 роки тому

    I'm not entirely sure you realise what gifted teacher you are sir!maximum respect!

  • @TheFLOMAN76
    @TheFLOMAN76 3 роки тому +6

    I just came across your channel by sheer accident. Best fucking thing ever!
    You have cracked me up several times because, let's face it.
    Truth be told!
    And? you have earned a subscription from yours truly.
    \,,/

  • @doodsomething07
    @doodsomething07 3 роки тому +4

    Sir You just won yourself a faithful Patreon supporter 👍🏼...

  • @whitezombified
    @whitezombified 3 роки тому +7

    That Shang Tsung laugh earned my subscription 🍻

  • @FNAFEDITS171
    @FNAFEDITS171 3 роки тому

    Great channel! Glad I found it tonight

  • @michaeldover
    @michaeldover 3 роки тому +1

    Worst song ever: "Don't Take The Girl" by Tim McGraw
    Hearing it, or even a portion of it, makes me want to jam sharpened pencils into my ears while drinking bleach and drive my car onto a railroad crossing and wait for the next freight train loaded with toxic chemicals and nuclear waste to come along.