Ain't It A Beauty - Shanneyganock - Lyrics
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- Опубліковано 19 лют 2012
- There aren't many men as lucky as me to have one as big as mine,
I used it all of me life and still it's doing fine;
Sometimes I think to meself it's going on the blink,
But after careful scrutiny it proved to be in the pink.
I always treat it carefully, never leave it hanging about,
And everytime I use it I remember to shake it out;
And sometimes when I use it and I hold it in the air,
I instructed me wife to handle it with tender loving care.
O-o-oh, ain't it a beauty!
I have used it proudly all me life.
ALL ME LIFE!
Oh, ain't it a beauty!
And if you don't believe me ask me wife.
Danny O'Toole came over one day, he couldn't believe what he heard:
Mine was bigger than his was, he didn't believe a word;
I bet him a pound, I took him outside, I laid it on the street,
He couldn't believe his eyes, it was nearly a hundred feet!
Last summer when I was out of work, to idle away the hours,
I used it in the neighborhood to water the neighbors' flowers;
A wee girl said she needed it, could she use it for a week,
And though abused daily it never sprang a leak.
O-o-oh, ain't it a beauty!
I have used it proudly all me life.
ALL ME LIFE!
Oh, ain't it a beauty!
And if you don't believe me ask me wife.
I use it in the summertime, I use it in the fall,
It's just around about springtime I use it most of all;
I use it in December on a cold and wintry day,
I wrote me name in a snow bank a half a block away.
O-o-oh, ain't it a beauty!
All the fellas envy my technique.
IT'S UNIQUE!
Oh, ain't it a beauty!
They get jealous every time they take a peek.
I must admit it hasn't been used in three or four days or more,
But it's hanging there and it's ready as it ever was before;
And if the good Lord's willing I'll be using it for years,
It's the best length of garden hose was ever sold by Sears!
O-o-oh, ain't it a beauty!
I have used it proudly all me life.
ALL ME LIFE!
Oh, ain't it a beauty!
And if you don't believe me ask me wife.
ASK HER TWICE!
O-o-oh, ain't it a beauty!
I have used it proudly all me life.
ALL ME LIFE!
Oh, ain't it a beauty!
And if you don't believe me ask me wife.
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Love it !! my friend sings it at pub gigs all the time... EVERYONE howls !!!
Garden hose from Sears. I'm laughing so hard I'm in tears.
By God where has this song been my whole life
great song - very cleaver!
Just awesome!!! Greetings from Berlin, Germany!
do you know Antonia Lex?
This is hilarious!! It is even cracking up me Newfie Great Aunt who has never heard this (even though she loves them)
I very like this song, hello from Russia
I always want to go to Newfoundland. My dad was from Newfoundland!
Great song!
good song
Great song shanney
Funny song
fantastic song
whelp. i have a dirty mind then. funny song though
Bobthegeldog Dog sin of Baka bugle boy of company beet.the song
Great tune 😁👍Subscribed 🔔Greetings from Sandringham NL Canada🇨🇦
Thats so funny
I’m a proud nefie
Me too👍😁
Hahahaha Oh My !! Hilarious !
Lololol
ICH MUSS GAR NICHTS !
LOVE THIS SONG IM A PROUD NEWFIE B’y I got a friend to listen to is she said it interesting.. and singing it! A non Newfie
OMG... So dirty when you think about it, until the end. Newfie humor, I tell ye...
yes by's
What is tgis song talking about
Mason Despard a garden hose sold by Sears
Dick
one of 2 things 1: a males private or 2: a garden hose
Do a thumbs up if you are a newfie
Is this about a hose
Who is she? I haven’t kept up with who’s skating!
Sounds Irish
It's a newfie song