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  • Jon Stewart analyzes Tucker Carlson’s Putin interview, Donald Trump fishes for a new VP and releases his new “Never Surrender” high-top sneaker, and Desi Lydic questions whether Nikki Haley is really as "moderate" as they media says. #DailyShow #Comedy
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  • @adamdeiter8991
    @adamdeiter8991 2 місяці тому +503

    Smelling the plastic wrapped bread was a rogue choice.

    • @magnuslindroth791
      @magnuslindroth791 2 місяці тому +10

      🤣

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 2 місяці тому +21

      after sniffing dump for so many years I would be surprised if his sense of smell hasnt been destroyed.

    • @Yakshimara
      @Yakshimara 2 місяці тому +14

      That's some quality, freshly crafted plastic. Enough to make my soul drool.

    • @leabednarczyk3078
      @leabednarczyk3078 2 місяці тому +7

      You never eated crispy bred? the wrap have pores to keep crust crispy. It is all over Europe.

    • @mermaiddiyartist8119
      @mermaiddiyartist8119 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @BrrGrrDelux
    @BrrGrrDelux 2 місяці тому +1076

    On Tucker's segment tonight:
    "How to tell the world this is the first time I've been in a grocery store in my entire life."

    • @a.i.8583
      @a.i.8583 2 місяці тому

      Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

    • @kathleenwyatt563
      @kathleenwyatt563 2 місяці тому +44

      Yes, thanks to his Swanson tv dinner money, Tuckums is completely ignorant in how the rest of us live!

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 місяці тому +27

      Legends say in the unedited cut you hear him ask for some Grey Poupon from other passengers in the subway as his butler pushes him around in the shopping cart

    • @st.michaelofcigarillo2845
      @st.michaelofcigarillo2845 2 місяці тому +7

      @@kathleenwyatt563 I like how Jon Stewart calls it "The Price of Freedom" when in reality it's "The Price of Diversity".

    • @vickirich
      @vickirich 2 місяці тому +8

      Stay away from high-rise building windows!

  • @lerom8490
    @lerom8490 2 місяці тому +132

    former president selling shoes looks like a scene from idiocrocy

    • @alibarznji2000
      @alibarznji2000 2 місяці тому +1

      😂😂

    • @delevilme
      @delevilme 2 місяці тому +2

      guess he's buying his own merchandise to pay his legal bills and fines

    • @tonisodano5472
      @tonisodano5472 2 місяці тому

      FING GROSSSSSSSS

    • @judithmcdonald9001
      @judithmcdonald9001 2 місяці тому +1

      MAD magazine, where ARE you?????

    • @chandlerwhite8302
      @chandlerwhite8302 2 місяці тому

      Senile Uncle Joe being President is straight out of Idiotocracy.

  • @imajinallthepurple
    @imajinallthepurple 2 місяці тому +15

    The "OK, Forrest" comment had me dying! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jamal3.87
    @Jamal3.87 2 місяці тому +1044

    Apparently Tucker has never heard of Aldi. He’s so impressed by that Russian grocery store shopping cart 😂

    • @IslandHawaii
      @IslandHawaii 2 місяці тому +54

      Ya he’s never been to an Aldis in his life 😂😂😂😂

    • @redbarchetta8782
      @redbarchetta8782 2 місяці тому

      Dumb Tucker just shows what a Putin Stooge he is.

    • @amararifhodzic297
      @amararifhodzic297 2 місяці тому +84

      Aldi, or the rest of Europe

    • @havcola6983
      @havcola6983 2 місяці тому +78

      Seriously, seeing a grown man be impressed by such a bog-standard "innovation" from the early 90s is deeply sad somehow

    • @D2Meep
      @D2Meep 2 місяці тому

      He's definitely not in touch with reality Tucker Carlson received $190 million in inheritance money from his parents

  • @dib4152
    @dib4152 2 місяці тому +282

    This is my favourite review of 'Tucker Doesn't Get Out Much'

    • @scipioafricanus5871
      @scipioafricanus5871 2 місяці тому +12

      "Tucker Tries to Touch Grass"

    • @a.i.8583
      @a.i.8583 2 місяці тому

      Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

    • @Yakshimara
      @Yakshimara 2 місяці тому +3

      @@scipioafricanus5871 "Tucker finds out the ingenious Russian innovation (Russianovation) known as 'using excess boxes instead of grocery bags to save on money' "They only charge you the equivalent of an American quarter if you want a plastic bag! Hail Mother!" He proudly proclaims as he salutes their flag.

  • @mysunnybird
    @mysunnybird 2 місяці тому +66

    I love Jon Stewart , The expressions on his face are incredible and soooooooo funny, that it is difficult to turn it off or to watch something else. Thank you Jon for coming back !!!!!

  • @corbelius6
    @corbelius6 2 місяці тому +81

    Desi is hitting it outta the park. Keep it coming.

  • @aaronsteers
    @aaronsteers 2 місяці тому +477

    When "moderate" means "not fascist", it's a low bar indeed.

    • @InfiniteJustice
      @InfiniteJustice 2 місяці тому +20

      Remember folks,
      The entire *F45CIST* party is _Republican In Name Only_

    • @vklnew9824
      @vklnew9824 2 місяці тому

      That grotesque face

    • @popcultureprogrammer2171
      @popcultureprogrammer2171 2 місяці тому

      @@InfiniteJustice there are a couple of neocons that, although I find their beliefs abhorrent, I can still call patriots. Just don't stand for trump. Fight him!

    • @quinnbell2388
      @quinnbell2388 2 місяці тому +1

      yeah, literally in the same breath, "moderate... pro-constitution"

    • @slickdarulah8229
      @slickdarulah8229 2 місяці тому +3

      ​ @InfiniteJustice cults, republican and/or democrat fallen for theirs a differences. Maybe we can discuss who is more pro-war or more pro rascist.

  • @susanwilliams2392
    @susanwilliams2392 2 місяці тому +81

    Gotta say it USA, its not an either or kinda thing, you can have both infrastructure maintenance AND democracy/human rights, you just gotta make the rich people actually pay their taxes, and then vote for people who will act in the best interests of their constituents, not their companies.

    • @dorothywiseman3492
      @dorothywiseman3492 2 місяці тому +11

      Amen. We need government that works for all of us, not just the Uber rich.

    • @mcmcmcm6520
      @mcmcmcm6520 2 місяці тому +5

      Bernie sanders tried to do something like this and John Stewart might've voted for him privately but didn't support him publicly.

    • @aes0p895
      @aes0p895 2 місяці тому +2

      @@mcmcmcm6520 Bernie was and is great, and I supported him, but his campaigns were flawed. There were too many fast and loose factoids, exaggerated rhetoric, and questionable allies for a lot of ppl. Also my fellow Berners were pretty obnoxious against perceived foes. Personally I voted for him, but I understand why he lost now.

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 2 місяці тому +1

      @@aes0p895 Its so interesting (and often horrifying) watching from overseas. And interesting to see that from close up, and a distance, the reasons look different, but are also probably the same at heart.
      Of course there are differences, but your political range in the USA seems skewed further to the right than ours here in New Zealand. We have more parties, so each party is a smaller slice of the pie. The majority, middle of the road to centreist Democrats in the USA would be in about the same place as our centre right National party, while our centre left very moderate middle of the road Labour party is about where bernie was. Our far right party would be relatively moderate by republican standards, and our far left party would be arrested for communism (they're not, their sorta socialism-light, but mainly they just want suitable housing, enough money for food and other necessaries for beneficiaries, indigenous rights, dental care, and climate change mitigation, that kinda 'radical' thing of 'what if we could all stay alive')
      -
      So, watching from here, with the info that filters through international media, it honestly seems like Bernie didn't stand a chance. Where he was, compared to our politics, was moderate left. But compared to yours was very far left, and the world has been leaning steadily further right in most places for a while, the whole spectrum drifting further to the right, but staying in balance relative to each other. I knew it would take a big swing, to the right or the left, for either Bernie or Trump, and there was no way the USA was swinging left, and I think the nail in the coffin was the single non-transferable vote at the end of the presidential race, so in the primary people were often voting for who they thought could win, not who they wanted. Wheras if they had a single transferable vote, you could rank the order you wanted on the final balet without splitting the vote (we have a different system again), if they did that, then everyone who wanted to vote for Bernie in the final presidential election could, with Hilary (or whoever) as a second choice, if it became obvious Bernie was losing, he would be eliminated from the race and if those votes had a second choice, they would be counted towards their second choice, and so on, meaning that even if a republican won democrats could have a say on which republican if they wanted by just continuing to list how their vote should be transfered. Oh and of course, go popular majority. It would be a start.
      But without those things The unlikelyness of a swing to the left, plus the fact that no one would vote for a candidate they didn't think could win, seemed to seal his fate from this vantage point. Interesting that close up you could see the nuances and the patterns and cracks that led to that same result

    • @aes0p895
      @aes0p895 2 місяці тому +1

      @@susanwilliams2392 I agree with pretty much everything you said. In particular the lack of ranked choice voting combined with winner-take-all is I think the main culprit, at least as far as political mechanisms. I would counter by saying we'd have a lot more openly fascistic politics, except it hardly can get more fascistic than certain limited members of MAGA already are.

  • @PARANDROID
    @PARANDROID 2 місяці тому +50

    Lydic, Clapper and Stewart are clearly the best of the bunch. I can`t believe Late Night is funny again. You guys are killin it

  • @dgar7272
    @dgar7272 2 місяці тому +7

    For those who don’t know, Awah store Tucker goes to is actually a French supermarket called « Auchan ».

  • @DCMelo_UC
    @DCMelo_UC 2 місяці тому +335

    Meanwhile, in America, our grocery stores actually have people in them.

    • @kjpcgaming9296
      @kjpcgaming9296 2 місяці тому

      And food isn't 70 percent of our income. fgs

    • @iggysixx
      @iggysixx 2 місяці тому

      Exactly.
      Amazing how he glances over the obvious propaganda (then again, his eyes are probably glazed over from sniffing so much bread).
      Also, magnificently unaware of the most common everyday technology.
      "I'm one of you. And we're fighting the elite!
      Ah, _locking wheels_ - no doubt a result of innovations made by the Russian space programme! (What WILL they think of next...?)
      ...and what's this metal contraption next to our car...? A parking... meter... you say..?
      Oh, I see. It _measures_ your parking, so your car won't be taken to a homeless emcampment.. Very snazzy!"

    • @TJCID22
      @TJCID22 2 місяці тому +4

      And mostly peaceful protesters too.

    • @JWilson-up2eu
      @JWilson-up2eu 2 місяці тому +5

      Wait until Fckr-Carlson goes to "Wegmans"...in America!

    • @dragoninthewest1
      @dragoninthewest1 2 місяці тому +7

      Aldi would like a word with a word with him.

  • @marieugorek5917
    @marieugorek5917 2 місяці тому +61

    I love that he has clearly never been to an Aldi in his life.

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 2 місяці тому +7

      I doubt he's ever shopped at a grocery store.

    • @edub9930
      @edub9930 2 місяці тому

      Absolutely 👏

    • @p42uynot59
      @p42uynot59 2 місяці тому

      That IS funny I agree.

  • @stickboy2672
    @stickboy2672 2 місяці тому +72

    LOL I had forgotten what an absolute savage Jon Stewart could be. And usually spot on.
    Welcome back!

  • @wolfgangsalingre9439
    @wolfgangsalingre9439 2 місяці тому +11

    That grocery was an Auchan, a French grocery chain!!! It had stores in the states too and still may have!!!!

  • @12Rodrigue
    @12Rodrigue 2 місяці тому +309

    If you’ve ever been to Europe, you know that Auchan is not a Russian grocery store…

    • @TheRealBobbyMC
      @TheRealBobbyMC 2 місяці тому +5

      I don't know about it being a specific chain or not, but I definitely saw some variant of "Gagarinsk" as the name of the store.

    • @Gamepak
      @Gamepak 2 місяці тому +30

      and they all look like this and auchan is french

    • @nikitamcconnell8027
      @nikitamcconnell8027 2 місяці тому +42

      @@TheRealBobbyMCgagarinsk that’s the name of the shopping mall - been there. I worked for Auchan back in Moscow - as an architect. That’s French store chain with French management.

    • @a.i.8583
      @a.i.8583 2 місяці тому

      Jon Stewart has always been a disingenuous sophist hack: notice how he doesn't refute the whole of Tucker's interview with Putin. He just mocks Tucker. And even what looks like a refutation of Putin's points is just lazy cynicism. Putin has power only in Russia, so if we're talking "truth to power" Stewart absolutely will not criticize the powers here who are propagandizing the Ukraine war. The Daily Show format will not work in the social media age because it Jon's sophistry will be broken down, analyzed and called out for the Establishment bullsh*t it is. Just check out Dave Smith's rebuttal on Stewart. It is logical, well thought out and sincere.

    • @magnumilirikum342
      @magnumilirikum342 2 місяці тому

      Putin is the best!!!!🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺
      🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G
    @TRE45ON.is.Bat5hit.Crazy.U.S.G 2 місяці тому +445

    Tucker Carlson: Why did you invade Ukraine?
    Vladimir Putin: 4 billion years ago, the earth was a molten sphere that began to cool...

    • @Ry_Guy
      @Ry_Guy 2 місяці тому +18

      😂

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 2 місяці тому +14

      He may actually push back against that one

    • @alienbacterium8518
      @alienbacterium8518 2 місяці тому

      Uk was an invention of soviet union. It is no a real country

    • @mementomori7825
      @mementomori7825 2 місяці тому +21

      "nuhu, the earth is only 6000 years old. The bible says so"

    • @toohamm6809
      @toohamm6809 2 місяці тому +2

      To add to that we're literally talking about a quarter. BRUH

  • @aymenmisawi1978
    @aymenmisawi1978 2 місяці тому +13

    Mr. Jon Stewart, welcome back to your show, The Daily Show. We need you back to the front, particularly these days, as the U.S. democracy is being jeopardized?!

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Місяць тому +1

      THANKS FOR RETURNING, JON! THE BEST "DAILY SHOW" HOST!

  • @louiseransil8115
    @louiseransil8115 2 місяці тому +18

    First Time seeing Desi Lydic on this Show. SHE ROCKS....!!!!!!!!!

  • @waldowallace9102
    @waldowallace9102 2 місяці тому +292

    "You aren't as dumb as your face would lead us to believe."
    Great quote!

    • @shimmonsd
      @shimmonsd 2 місяці тому

      Russian median income is over $500 a week. Great line about another lie.

    • @DmSamael
      @DmSamael 2 місяці тому +9

      @@shimmonsd Its monthly median income. 562 USD monthly! It's 145 USD weekly. Official data from them.

    • @AleksandraMoroz-nb2op
      @AleksandraMoroz-nb2op 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@shimmonsdможет быть только в Москве. Средний доход большинства в России 200-300$. Это правда

    • @michaelj6453
      @michaelj6453 2 місяці тому

      That's Moscow, not Russia. But Carlson was in Moscow, so that nullifies the point Jon thinks he was making@@shimmonsd

  • @MatthewStevens-du1hk
    @MatthewStevens-du1hk 2 місяці тому +24

    He put the bread on the bottom of the basket! Then loaded groceries on top of the bread!

    • @cmbells7736
      @cmbells7736 2 місяці тому +13

      Dudes never been shopping and had no intention of eating any of that.

    • @kathleenkrug-byle1199
      @kathleenkrug-byle1199 Місяць тому

      Shopping is woman’s work

    • @Michael-zs6gt
      @Michael-zs6gt Місяць тому

      @@kathleenkrug-byle1199 excuse me! I’m 74 and I do the shopping. I’m the one who pays for and consumes it! There is no lady’s only jobs other than delivering babies. No man can do that or even live with the pain. Moms are the top!

    • @kavflyladyvillery858
      @kavflyladyvillery858 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@kathleenkrug-byle1199 both my parents taught me that anyone who expects to eat and is not a child NEEDS to know how to shop for & to prepare food

  • @dae-dreamerlastnamehere4971
    @dae-dreamerlastnamehere4971 2 місяці тому +30

    Oh, Jon. We really missed you. So glad to have your reason back. ☺️

  • @luckyluke5039
    @luckyluke5039 2 місяці тому +29

    He smelled on vacuum-sealed bread 😂. I do not know what he thinks how bread should smell like, but plastic isn't the correct smell 😅

    • @hypnotykdj
      @hypnotykdj Місяць тому

      That wasn't vacuum sealed.

  • @bjl4782
    @bjl4782 2 місяці тому +26

    Just give us the full episodes of Jon, even if they're days late. Some of us can't access these other platforms to get it.

    • @TrumpCantRead
      @TrumpCantRead 2 місяці тому

      "you get what you pay for" - support the arts

  • @itsROMPERS...
    @itsROMPERS... 2 місяці тому +219

    Tucker was amazed that you could actually BUY something with only $400.

    • @HLBear
      @HLBear 2 місяці тому +28

      When he said he bought groceries in the US at $400 for one week's worth, I almost missed the next line from laughing.

    • @MrWhiteyPt
      @MrWhiteyPt 2 місяці тому +21

      And Fox constantly keeps saying that Dems are out of touch.

    • @daintycaked
      @daintycaked 2 місяці тому +22

      @@HLBearand here i am, a fool, budgeting my money to $400 a month on groceries in the US.

    • @Silver_Prussian
      @Silver_Prussian 2 місяці тому +1

      Which he spend only a 100 bucks on in russia

    • @vender68
      @vender68 2 місяці тому +2

      400 Dollars grocery should be at least 3 months worth of grocery

  • @Justanotherconsumer
    @Justanotherconsumer 2 місяці тому +18

    I’ve been on the Moscow metro. The stations are glorious, the actual trains are terrifyingly dubious.

  • @MrEQuecky
    @MrEQuecky 2 місяці тому +6

    I am 37 and the grocery carts have been as he described since I can remember… in most of Europe at least^^

    • @casanovafrankenstein4193
      @casanovafrankenstein4193 Місяць тому +2

      I have a feeling that was the first time Tucker Carlson was actually inside a grocery store.

  • @sage11x
    @sage11x 2 місяці тому +34

    Desi is a star. She’s fantastic. Please bring her back as host.

  • @angrytriangles
    @angrytriangles 2 місяці тому +13

    The Whole Foods next to where I work has those locking shopping cart escalators too but I guess I'm happy for him if he can experience this much childlike wonder doing basic adult tasks

    • @jaengen
      @jaengen 2 місяці тому +3

      Well to be fair, Tucker does have the mental maturity of an eight year old.

  • @rastaoneeye
    @rastaoneeye 2 місяці тому +5

    This is off topic, but I was watching Stan Helsing, and only realized that Desi Lydic was one of the main characters, when they got to the gas station. She’s great in it.

  • @sergeyivanov6592
    @sergeyivanov6592 2 місяці тому +16

    French grocery chain Auchan in Moscow is presented by Tucker as "Russian grocery store". Really???🤣🤣

    • @openyoureyes909jones6
      @openyoureyes909jones6 Місяць тому

      Yep....and this is already done at Aldi, a German chain right here in America

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Місяць тому +2

      Tucker's "brain" IS A POORLY STOCKED "grocery" STORE!

    • @sharonmoist7016
      @sharonmoist7016 Місяць тому +1

      😮😂

  • @rluppi1
    @rluppi1 2 місяці тому +5

    Thanks for calling it like it is! I can't believe we have to turn to comedy shows to get great reporting! The Daily Show and John Oliver's This week tonight are the best news shows, extremely well researched. The best of investigative reporting!!

  • @dspot4lyf
    @dspot4lyf 2 місяці тому +8

    We have so much of that grocery store niceties here in the states, but also seems like a great way of saying America can DO BETTER when it comes to price hikes

  • @kesikes573
    @kesikes573 2 місяці тому +6

    He wants to eat Russian bread in a French grocery store 😂😂😂 . Who doesn't know, auchan or Russian ашан is a French company

  • @patrykpetrusewicz6122
    @patrykpetrusewicz6122 2 місяці тому +2

    "(...) Amber had to sign NDA" - I'm crying!

  • @carmenmaldonadourie8945
    @carmenmaldonadourie8945 2 місяці тому +3

    👏👏👏great job, Desi!

  • @Latinomicz
    @Latinomicz 2 місяці тому +5

    I don't understand Tucker with the coin to get your cart back. We've had that in Jersey since like 2000. What multi-verse of the USA does Tucker live in?

    • @cutekittenlady
      @cutekittenlady 2 місяці тому +4

      One where he doesnt buy his own groceries. I mean just look at him fake react to that bread. Hes literally "sniffing" it through the plastic.

  • @RFK_wait4_2028
    @RFK_wait4_2028 2 місяці тому +2

    OMFG, I just dragged a WalMart cart 3 miles back to my tent! I didn't mean to, I just bought more than I could carry home 😅. I'll either bring it back or make a grill out of it I guess

  • @kylekitchen16
    @kylekitchen16 2 місяці тому +2

    I never thought "bagel kompromat" might actually exist, or that I would ever put those words together in a sentence...🤔

  • @loradonamay
    @loradonamay 2 місяці тому +18

    Tucker: Russia is famous for their bread!
    Me: …lines.

  • @garryrc
    @garryrc 2 місяці тому +5

    Jon, Jordan and Desi...what a line up!

  • @weirdkitty07
    @weirdkitty07 2 місяці тому +10

    Tucker never set foot in an actual grocery store.

  • @angelikahoring1185
    @angelikahoring1185 2 місяці тому +4

    Jon Stewart: best political satire ever ! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @andrewwilliams9599
    @andrewwilliams9599 2 місяці тому +6

    "I'm only drawing 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes and I'm not even a movie!"

  • @bombonalvarez3802
    @bombonalvarez3802 2 місяці тому +5

    Great to see Jon Stewart back!

  • @AMI-tf9ol
    @AMI-tf9ol 2 місяці тому +3

    Did you notice the moment that a shopping lady quite “coincidentally” walked by with a overloaded shopping cart while furtively glancing at the camera if she is clearly in picture? So clearly staged…… 😂😂

  • @cameronhammock9152
    @cameronhammock9152 2 місяці тому +2

    this guy is blown away by the ALDI car return system

  • @bhh965
    @bhh965 2 місяці тому +10

    The literal price of Freedom, thank you Daily Show!

  • @askofo9245
    @askofo9245 2 місяці тому +6

    Tucker has never been to IKEA.😅

  • @tauepsilon4220
    @tauepsilon4220 2 місяці тому +4

    That is a standard Siemens escalator 😂

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 2 місяці тому

      Which is a German company. 😄

  • @cphillips123
    @cphillips123 2 місяці тому +2

    "They claim i have a 14 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, and im not even a movie!"
    Bbaaaaaahahahahhahahaaaaaa
    ✋🏽😅🤚🏽

  • @bladeswillxbleed
    @bladeswillxbleed 2 місяці тому +3

    4:34 Handlers? If Jon wants to run a piece on Tucker he needs to clear it with executives. If Stewart wants to insult the regime he needs permission. If Jon Stewart would dare be critical of corruption in Ukraine he actually has handlers who must allow it. If he does anything at all to rub them & their powerful handlers the wrong way it gets edited or doesn't air. If Tucker wants to do anything at all he just turns a camera on or calls a camera guy.

  • @FlyingDwarfman
    @FlyingDwarfman 2 місяці тому +3

    Tucker's visit to the Russian grocery store just shows quite clearly that he's never been to any other grocery store in his life.

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 2 місяці тому +2

    Seeing Tucker being amazed by carts that need coins is just hilarious. Here in Germany, they have been the norm for about 40 years :) But hey, Tucker is easily impressed.

  • @French.Ass.Name.
    @French.Ass.Name. 2 місяці тому +2

    The cologne bottle! 😂😂😂

  • @raymondconners
    @raymondconners 2 місяці тому +2

    I have seen those shopping carts and escalators in South Korea.

  • @ingridgrattidge5887
    @ingridgrattidge5887 2 місяці тому +2

    Gold sneakers for………athletics 😂😂😂😂

  • @anthonyhealey7120
    @anthonyhealey7120 2 місяці тому +2

    Victory? That was the name on products in Orwell's 1984.

  • @sid7804
    @sid7804 2 місяці тому +2

    We need Jon Stewart at this time. He can say the truth without getting excessive criticism for it.

  • @jaysoldorfen1306
    @jaysoldorfen1306 2 місяці тому +2

    Did anybody else notice the face tucker made when he smelled the bread 😂

  • @RobPerreault
    @RobPerreault 2 місяці тому +2

    JOHN make this content available to the World please!!

  • @tiasokol4118
    @tiasokol4118 2 місяці тому +3

    Wooooooow! Someone needs to say it! I’m so glad you are back 🙏

    • @hypnotykdj
      @hypnotykdj Місяць тому

      100's of people said it.

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi 2 місяці тому +3

    I love Desi Lydic.❤

  • @BrreSlufs
    @BrreSlufs 2 місяці тому +1

    A wild guess would be that Jon Stewart picked out this girl . And Stewart is back stronger than ever. Because he has a lot to say. Great job! :) Some of us thought the daily show was a thing of the past. Missing it for years. :)

  • @johnmaki3046
    @johnmaki3046 Місяць тому

    Now that Jon Stewart's PERSONALITY, TALENT, AND INTELLIGENT COMMENTARY HAS RETURNED, I AM SUBSCRIBED!

  • @samgoldfish4806
    @samgoldfish4806 2 місяці тому +2

    jon is truly the best.....desi is so great.....thanks guys

  • @wudirobert4534
    @wudirobert4534 2 місяці тому +2

    😂 hilarious

  • @briancaleb6503
    @briancaleb6503 2 місяці тому +2

    1:41 Tucker could go to Aldis and put in a quarter, return it, for many years lol.

  • @rickknight1810
    @rickknight1810 2 місяці тому +1

    "The grocery cart! You put in 10 rubles, and then you get it back!"
    Kind of like at that exotic store named "Aldi's".
    "Look! It's a grocery cart escalator! The wheels lock so they don't move!"
    Kind of like at that high-tech hardware store "Menard's".
    Makes you think that maybe Tucker has never been in an Aldi's or a Menards. You think?

    • @LaDemocrazia
      @LaDemocrazia 2 місяці тому

      And he has never been in Europe where we have had these systems for DECADES. 😂
      Btw, Aldi is a German food chain.

  • @ABC-li4he
    @ABC-li4he 2 місяці тому +1

    It is so sad that we needed Jon Stewart to come back to a COMEDY SHOW so we can get real objective news! The piece about “MODERATE REPUBLICANS” is something that the msm completely ignores. These are the objective points that actual news outlets should be focusing on.

  • @susanneubert6447
    @susanneubert6447 2 місяці тому +9

    Back in th’70’s, my best friend’s brother had a diplomatic job in Russia. The subways were just as clean, and there were people stacking toilet paper squares in little stacks, because “everyone” was contributing to the country’s success… and dare not dispute that assessment. 😬😳

    • @tatykorn8826
      @tatykorn8826 2 місяці тому +2

      There was no toilet paper in the USSR. Non-existent. People used newspaper for toilet paper.

    • @TrumpCantRead
      @TrumpCantRead 2 місяці тому +1

      "Back in th’70’s, my best friend’s brother" = I'm an astronaut and a race car driver !

  • @robinriebsomer4607
    @robinriebsomer4607 2 місяці тому +1

    Aldi's grocery store requires you place a quarter in the cart to get one. You have to return it to get your quarter back. Fox journalists cannot tell the difference between opinion, speculation, and FACTS. These were great comic monologues! Thanks!

  • @michaelgmitter1533
    @michaelgmitter1533 2 місяці тому +1

    I completely love that Jon Stewart is guest hosting The Daily Show, but i can't understand how Comedy Central hasn't tapped Desi, Jordan, or Roy as the permanent host 🤷‍♂️

  • @newyawkgiants5877
    @newyawkgiants5877 2 місяці тому +1

    Jon Stewart is a genius

  • @richardjacoby4467
    @richardjacoby4467 2 місяці тому +1

    Great segment on Julian Assange! Oh wait, that was Tucker Carlson.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 2 місяці тому +1

    1:23 Oh, look at that. Tucker Carlson impressed by the _very_ cart system that dominates the scene across most of _Europe._

  • @user-xh9ed3bh8g
    @user-xh9ed3bh8g 2 місяці тому +3

    Best of all.
    All I can say!!!

  • @Ukrainian__Patriot
    @Ukrainian__Patriot 2 місяці тому +1

    Took me a while to get the bagel joke.

  • @vasilysidorenko8821
    @vasilysidorenko8821 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m not sure I heard a single joke in this whole bit, it’s like a jealous kid mocking someone

  • @amirhabibi9121
    @amirhabibi9121 2 місяці тому

    Finally, the day has come! I think the audience here would really appreciate:
    1.) Watching the 2004 episode of Tucker Carlson's show Crossfire where he has John on as a guest.
    2.) Seeing a new full length interview in 2024 with the lastest and greatest versions of themselves.
    John Stewart, as a long time fan, can you please have another one-on-one with Tucker on your show or his? I think Tucker has grown in an enormous way. To a point where you two would actually have the honest conversation you were clearly trying to have in your 2004 discussion on Crossfire...

  • @Boodikii
    @Boodikii 2 місяці тому +1

    Minnesota has a really nice light rail system. Minneapolis has skyways so you don't even have to walk on the street. We are also one of the leading states in "WoKe PoLiCy"

  • @wolferm1
    @wolferm1 2 місяці тому +1

    Those e stairs are even in Mexico 😂😂...

  • @mv1362
    @mv1362 2 місяці тому +1

    We have those grocery escalators in Mexico. Whoa 😮

  • @IcewaterOasis
    @IcewaterOasis 2 місяці тому +1

    We have shopping cart escalators. I've seen one at a Target store in San Francisco. 🧐

  • @yuliabondarenko2725
    @yuliabondarenko2725 2 місяці тому

    Thank you! ❤

  • @TheOneFreakservo
    @TheOneFreakservo 2 місяці тому +1

    Why does Stewart look like the 'Hide the Pain Harold' meme in the thumbnail?

  • @ThizzRyuko
    @ThizzRyuko 2 місяці тому

    2:51 the glance that lady gave tucker when he made that noise over the loaf of bread. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michaelpineiro533
    @michaelpineiro533 2 місяці тому +1

    The best part was Putin ripping on Tucker's Putin interview.

  • @sovelar57
    @sovelar57 2 місяці тому

    Tim Scott was told sucker while smiling 😂😂😂😂

  • @jotighe2
    @jotighe2 2 місяці тому +1

    so what I got out of this is that entering hospice disqualifies you for the NBA.

  • @Tenebrous227
    @Tenebrous227 2 місяці тому +1

    He'd of definitely glazed that bagel

  • @waynep343
    @waynep343 2 місяці тому +3

    So Russia is where all the shoping carts that got stolen went. The stores in los angeles were losing about 300 a month.

    • @belovedone151
      @belovedone151 2 місяці тому

      No, those LA carts were taken by the numerous homeless people who are so prevalent in our vibrant 'democracy.' You know, the people who have the 'freedom' (Stewart's words) to defecate all over our subways. I guess, in the minds of John Stewart's fanboys, criminals pushing random people in front of trains is also a sign of freedom.

  • @skipskiperton4992
    @skipskiperton4992 2 місяці тому +1

    Dixie Chixs: “hey, wait a minute…..”

  • @PauloSossa
    @PauloSossa 2 місяці тому +1

    I needed the laugh. Thank you guys.

  • @johndoe-qn2mm
    @johndoe-qn2mm 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel like I watched the tucker Carlson stuff a week ago on John Oliver's show

  • @kathygann7632
    @kathygann7632 2 місяці тому +1

    My boyfriend had a bus, and the first step was so tall that he needed to lift me into it because with a straight skirt, I couldn’t have climbed in.

  • @joannejohnson7006
    @joannejohnson7006 2 місяці тому +2

    Fantastic show 👏

  • @xellos305
    @xellos305 2 місяці тому

    Just when you thought the bar couldn't get any lower leave it to the Republicans to say hold my beer!

  • @erikeide5407
    @erikeide5407 Місяць тому

    Desi Lydic succinctly defining the Overton Window. Well done.