9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep
Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.
@@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.
4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.
4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.
These days I’ve seen some guys defending the old “friend zone” argument saying women traumatize men for life because they put them in the friend zone after knowing them for +10 years These people must’ve learned how to pick up women through romcoms I can’t believe it
This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase. I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>
My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest
Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.
I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu
hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)
well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)
The hilarious thing about that Hentai mask is that not only is that not the correct writing (it should be 変態), I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it does say and I can’t find that first character on jisho, and ?土 didn’t return it either.
5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life. Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.
That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.
Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people
Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :( I did it :)
going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"
12:15 Hey! Those are my aunties :). I didn’t go to their wedding as I was on holiday in Poland but I’m from Northern Ireland and I’m not sure if it was exactly first same sex marriage there but that’s definitely them getting married lol
The entire video my I was like "no no stop, you are being cringey NO NO NOOOOOO, why would you do that?? no! this is not how you have a relationship. oh crap what is that? no stop"
It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that. 1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep 2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups. 11:07 this is exactly why
11:26: Oh. Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic this already is, but i can add something: Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose. The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness, so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters every once in a while.
The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*
9:58 Me the kid who doesn't take other anime character's waifu in this case Deku and Gravity Girl whatever: Time for a small crusade (Meaning i literally don't have a waifu)
Careful, they'll come back atcha with "It's LEGAL IN JAPAN!" make sure to have the bat with a flag from a country that doesn't allow that shit, so he "gets the memo."
“Men only like women because they’ve never gotten a kiss from a true gentleman.”
See, I can do it too!
peanut
I would like a gentlemanly kiss
@@connormcgeary6001 peanut
Thank you
@@Bioh9z9rd peanut
fun fact, hentai LITERALLY means pervert in Japanese in context
Peanut
@@Warcrazyness I respect your opinion but please, dont make this political.
@@Warcrazyness straight to jail.
@@Warcrazyness
H A M P T E R
@@Warcrazyness bruh moment
God, as if us anime fans didnt already had a bad reputatiom
Same
Reputatiom
Don’t bully it, he’s new to English
Ok peanut
@@draxan06 "it"
Also they weren't bullying
me, a bisexual: im not immune to girl wearing zelda shirt
p e r I o D t
Peanut
a
peanut
I'm an asexual, so I AM immune regardless.
“Here’s a girl wearing clothes”
-Jack 2020
Ferengi: a female wearing clothing!
Peanut
okay peanut
Wives serve, brothers inherit
Peanut
Fact: The only guy who can pull off a fedora is Indiana Jones
And Michael Jackson
Are you guys forgetting Perry the Platypus? It's like his defining clothes
@@dekucake4395 perry isn't a guy, he's a legend, so he does not count
@@kawith2894 fair enough, I see your point
Peanut
Are we just gonna not pretend that this dude did a near-perfect impression of the Joker? Cringy Neckbeards aside, that's top-level dubbing.
Oh Peanut! No one here appreciates them ❤️ they are just slaves used for entertainment!
Peanut
Penut
I don’t know man I’m really digging that Comic Book Guy simpsons impression
@SkylarH 25084 Everybody is peanut
I said “M’lady” and did “*tips fedora*” now a fear my transformation has begun
PEANUT!
peanut :)
@@BopperDuppet peenut
Peinut
@@wajihaazhar2158 peighnught
That Joker impression was pretty good actually
What time
Penut
peanut
Penut
Penut
Plot twist: Jack is a neckbeard that is going through rehabilitation
why u do this u absolute peanut, i cant unsee this image
Hey peanut u got 69 likes, nice
peanut
PEANUTTTTTTTTTTTT
Tough talk for a peanut lmaooooo
*remembering that Joker was an abusive SO to Harley Quinn*
Hm, this Joker looks suspicious.
Not was. Always has been. He is awful in the comics.
Umm.. peanut 👍🏻
@@BeckyNosferatu is
Joker didn't care about anything. Money, sex, drugs, etc. He just wanted to play tag with batman every once in awhile
@@Cyrusleaf And maybe send a message or two
9:55 Ochaco is a 15 year old girl...a child...she should *NOT* be sexualised. The only somewhat acceptable characters form the show that you can lewd are Midnight and Mt Lady you creep
peanut
@@nachelle_h9767 ?
So true!!
Yeah tell that to R34 artists
It was probably Mineta
Not gonna lie I thought this video was blocked in my country because of the title
epic
Ok
Where ever I go I see you
Been a while since we've seen each other
Early to a Justin Y. comment
The dislikes are from " men who treat women right and continue to be really misogynistic"
Peanut
Peanut! Yes, true
Peanut
OK, JESSICA.
10:57 This implies that he thought op was attractive before he figured out she was a girl
Oh shit
Peanut
9:57 in no one gonna talk about how Uraraka is *LITERALLY 15 YEARS OLD*
Bro, we're talking about neckbeards, they'll just make up some excuse like mentioning Japan's age of consent or making up some weird canonical loophole just to be weirdos.
@@abandonedchannel72929 It is kinda weird how neckbeards mention the age of consent as if the characters were real people, but to me as long as you don't take the character to seriously like wishing them to be real it should be fine.
Peanut
And?
@@flamboyant1994 shut up peanut
Karen without mask: MaSkS InFrInGe On My RiGhTs
Neck beards: I don’t need a mask I have fedoras on my side * tips fedora *
Everyone: runs away
Masks infringe my mask?
Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor.
U such a peanut
Lmao ok peanut
Who's calling me?
I said that im not paying child support i didn't have no Walnuts!
It is so true
"Hi"
"wtf you creep"
Why did I laugh so hard xD
Just peanut
*Just peanut*
@@unworthy.potato *_just peanut_*
Just peanut
peanut
4:47 This dude is the prosecutor in Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice. This dude is like the most spiritual a person can get. DUDE LEGIT JUST SUMMONS BUTTERFLIES WHERE EVER HE GOES. THAT RIBBON! YEAH, IT FLOATS AROUND HIM. YOU HEARD ME. F L O A T S. And then he will bind your mouth shut.
PEANUT!
Think he'd use that ribbon on the neckbeards?
peanut
He is a very religious boi tbh
And above all, he’s an actual nice person.
NAHUYTA. IS. NOT. A. NECKBEARD.
Please bring back......" I'm Jack , the snack that smiles back."
Peanut! Couldn't agree more
Peanut! True
Peanut
4:40 we had a joker at our school. Full makeup, full costume, everything. He would scare everyone and would deal drugs right outside our cafeteria (one entrance) so we all decided to not eat. He just got spoken to and Halloween was cancelled that year.
so basically, the guy was an idiot. how has he not been arrested for dealing drugs??
U such a peanut
Peanut
@@Croissant1234 wait what? Peanut?
One of my entrances at my school is a cafeteria
wait
I don't even need a beard, I look amazing
Yes you do, supreme leader. Yes you do.
Nil
UWU NOTICE ME SENPAI
fat
Sir send them to the work camps they dont appreciate you enough sir
"hey does anyone know who's car this is?"
"WHy doN't GiRls LiKe Me!?"
"Nevermind found him"
Best part of the video
Peanut
@@charrd5762 peanut
@@Alt_eri peanut
@@akosijj8330 peanut
Peanut
Nobody:
Jack hating emoji emkay: It's not personal. It's just business.
peanut
Peanut
Peanut
I'm not the grinch but I'm gonna steal Christmas
Also peanut
nObOdY
"The faster you talk the righter you are" among us logic at its finest
*UA-cam is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second unskipable ads*
well they better stop or ill make sure that someone at headquarters is gonna go missing
bruh for me its 41 second unskipable adds ;-;
U such a peanut
@@mollygrader4918 yikes
@@rez702 ikr
These days I’ve seen some guys defending the old “friend zone” argument saying women traumatize men for life because they put them in the friend zone after knowing them for +10 years
These people must’ve learned how to pick up women through romcoms I can’t believe it
This thread is really hard to deal with, even with Jack's awesome voice... I once met a neckbeard (long before I even knew what one was,) while getting new dice for a D&D game. He proceeded to slide up to me, tip his hat and go "Do you need help finding something?" I just looked at him, looked at his shirt, and said "Why? Do you work here? Shouldn't you be in uniform?" And he proceeded to tell me how I wasn't buying those 'dice' for a board game, and I said "You're right, D&D isn't a board game and it never should be!" before picking up the dice and walking to the counter. His buddy was telling him he was a dumbass and I just sat there shaking my head through the entire purchase.
I never even knew what these guys were called until way later... probably because I am older than Reddit. >_>
“These videos have lots of views”
Me: looks, 414! Bruh
For now
peanut
@@canttouchthefluff ah, wise words
@@canttouchthefluff peanut
Not it ain't peanut
4:10
Did whoever made this meme seriously miss the entire point of Beauty and the Beast THAT Hard?!
Out of all these things I want to know why hitler is feeding Kirby whipped cream
Possibly the irony/oxymoron of having the most evil man in the real world having fun with the most innocent character of fiction?
Kirby was hungry, that’s why
I- are we going to ignore the fact that a boy is most likely over 18 made a shrine of a 15 anime girl?
You'd be surprised then, at how many guys do that... And then throw the "It's LEGAL in Japan!"
@@BeckyNosferatu you aren't wrong
It was probably Mineta.
Ahhhh Magic The Gathering Pokemon' Yugio. That game where you tap Poke'balls to cast monsters.
PEANUT!
My favorite is Blue Eyes White Bringer of the White Dawn. It's a little silly it requires Water and Steel Energy, but hey, set it up right and plot armour will take care of the rest
honestly if you were explaining Pokémon to someone who had no idea what it was this would technically be a good way to explain it
Remember you can win by collecting 5 pieces of arceus while having no cards in Exile!
Fun fact we are torturing the EMKAY voices by contuing to watch them read this and enjoy this
Who’s hand is in the Emkay logo?
@@joshuac.6737 I have no clue
You are a peanut.
@@Boobesman no ur a peanut
Ur all peanuts
the ochaco shrine was cute if the person wasnt probably a creep
Um, I'm disturbed to write peanut under a comment saying it's good to have shrines for fictional characters
Peanut
Had a neckbeard in my college art class. He didnt wear the outfit or have a beard but he said m'lady to the teachers and he prides on fighting people because he thinks hes being chivalrous. He didnt say chivalrous but thats the vibe. He also wrote a story, being nice i always offered to read the new chapters and conpliment it but it was kinda cringe tbh. Dont remember now what it was about but yeah. Also his angry face is honestly so creepy i cant explain. And not just intimidating creepy. Like actually creepy. Serial killer kinda face.
*tips fedora*
M'EMKAY
I see you everywhere....
peanut
Peanut
Peanut.
Peenut
I am a recovering neck beard/“nice guy” I’ll never look back I have learned a better way of life
Edit: I do have an anime body pillow tho it’s more for comfort than the waifu
hey, just wanted to congratulate you on passing through your nice guy phase. it’s truly a sad phase that most people go through and it’s better to see people recovering from the mindset. i, and many other people, congratulate you. :)
I want to get a body pillow, but it'd be in the shape of a hug so I can finally hug the characters with trauma and definitely need it.
Oh no
well body pillows on their own aren't too bad.. i had a friend in middle school who was completely obsessed with Hatsune Miku to the point where he had a body pillow of her.. he wasn't a neckbeard though and just a dude who liked anime and games.. (he was actually pretty normal outside of all of that)
Watching this made me realize how little hope there is for humanity being decent.
11:26 I actually have those stickers. Got them as a gag gift from my cousin for Easter. They don't stick to anything for shit tho.
This subreddit and r/niceguys and
r/nicegirls annoys me so much that I have never been able to sit through a whole video of them.
You must! You need to learn all the signs!
Sameee they just make me angry lol
@@goro-swagkechi707 truuu
12:47 awww that date how "lovely" this was posted on *my birthday* how " *LOVELY* " isn't it?
PEANUT!
@@a_wooper3528 okay, what's with this peanut thing?
@@meow.610 did you not watch the end of the video
Peanut
Ooo just wanted to let you know that we're birthday buddies c:
The fact that you said nahyuta’s line with Edgeworth’s voice makes me angry on a personal level,
I either need revenge or a therapist
The hilarious thing about that Hentai mask is that not only is that not the correct writing (it should be 変態), I spent like 10 minutes trying to figure out what it does say and I can’t find that first character on jisho, and ?土 didn’t return it either.
3:50 I haven’t heard the phrase chesticles since middle school
5:30. I’m the only girl in my PE class. If his logic checks out, this is gonna be the worst year of my life.
Luckily it doesn’t, so me and my ace self will live in harmony.
That '500 year old dragon' comic is deadly accurate when it comes to Quiet from MGS V. Like whoever's idea that was must be really sexually frustrated.
"What a cleaning utensil."
Peanut
@@shrode Are you done, Walnut?
These videos make me see that i maybe am a decent guy.
I'm not afraid to admit that at one point in my life I was a neckbeard
It was in late middle school but still
I feel gross even thinking about it
That was no "bootleg impression" that was straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥
I need to see a neckbeard version of mr. x called "mr. neck" now
You're such a peanut
@@icetide9411 thanks?
14:28 Even his profile picture wears a fedora. Ultra neckbeard.
3 views, 21 comments, 42 likes
wut
"He then had the audacity to TAKE MY HAPPY MEAL TOY."
*Some people just want to watch the world burn*
Nothing screams “welcome to the internet” more than the voice of Phineas shitting on Ben Shapiro
"licking ice cream"
Boku no Pico vibes that I hate
Who really licks ice cream anymore
Please don't do my boy Nahyuta like that. He's voiced by Matt Mercer for crying out loud!
peanut
What’s not to love about Matt
Ok Im bi and a lot of times when I tell someone they say "oh so do you just like everyone" and I think I'll just use neckbeards as an example of how not everyone is attractive even to bi people
Watching/reading 'My hero' and knowing Ochako is like, a freshmen in highschool, makes that bed spread a thousand times creepier ಠ︿ಠ
Does the EmKay team even sleep?
Jack is back, the voice ya’ lacked and now hes gonna react to the cynical cracks that the neckbeards lack
I wanted to add more but I ran out of rhymes :(
I did it :)
PEANUT!
@@a_wooper3528 EXPLAIN THIS PEANUT SPAM
@@songbot7352 did you not watch the end of the video
@@songbot7352 you peanut
Peanut
I can only imagine his neighbors wondering why he’s yelling
“SOMEBODY TOUCH MY PEEPEE IM LONELY!!” In the middle of the night 🤣🤣
That Ochaco dude is super creepy, because Ochaco is actually 14 - 16 in the anime. 👁️👁️
peanut
going into this i had never heard of this subreddit, so when i saw the title i was like "OH! that sounds random, therefor it MUST be fun". needless to say i have added another subreddit to my list of "i hate this"
i like peanut
"kinky time" 💀
Jack does a SERIOUSLY GOOD JOKER IMPRESSION _HOLY SH-_
When
4:19
12:15 Hey! Those are my aunties :). I didn’t go to their wedding as I was on holiday in Poland but I’m from Northern Ireland and I’m not sure if it was exactly first same sex marriage there but that’s definitely them getting married lol
neckbeards scare me. some of them are probably insanely dangerous and shouldn't be around people. they're also some of the dumbest people ever
4:47 Aw shit, don't do my boy Nahyuta like that
Jack, you're my favorite EmKay voice
" I guess I have to give you the initimates now!" Is killing me from some reason :D
I just heard you say,”do you not know how many views these videos get?” While I look down at 190 views xd
Peanut
There is more than 30k you peanut
Bro calm down I just clicked the vid WHEN there were 190 viewd
@@steelwarrior1744 I know, peanut
@@steelwarrior1744 you commented right as the video was posted
Another lesson on ''how not to get a gf''
You absolute peanut.
14:29 I need this man to read audio books with these effects
11:31 damn that is exactly what I imagine the guy writing the comment sounds like lmao.
The entire video my I was like
"no no stop, you are being cringey NO NO NOOOOOO, why would you do that?? no! this is not how you have a relationship. oh crap what is that? no stop"
*P e a n u t*
Tbh, seeing all this is just sad. I hope they all get help eventually.
Me too. Also your pfp just reminds me of something I saw:
Me when the toilet starts overflowing: TURN INTO WINE!!!! TURN INTO WINE!!!
It kinda sucks to like anime, videogames, hentai, card games and stuff like that.
1.- People will judge you thinking you are a neckbeard, someone who hypersexualizes every woman irl or a creep
2.- You WILL meet the neckbeards and creeps that are in those groups.
11:07 this is exactly why
You dont know how much I love reddit users who arent incels
A kid has more knowledge then them
Source?: *me*
17:56
Really EmKay
you almost killed meh
U such a peanut
@@Croissant1234 Ok
Thanks I guess
Since I am ranked Peanut now
*Time to snapsome necks =)*
Good job you peanut
@@icetide9411 Yey
The way jack said m’lady😳
Dear lord, your voice impressions. I love it, made my day. Thanks🤣
Isn't it so adorable when you German fedora has it's own Magic Pokemon Yugi-oh collection.
Absolutely peanut
9:14 THAT DIVISION BETTER COME WITH SURVIVAL OR NO DEAL.
12:51 That me.
11:26: Oh.
Haha, i dont have to tell anyone how pathetic
this already is,
but i can add something:
Pitou (seen at left of Sakura from 'Naruto') is not
confirmed to be Female. Pitou is gender-ambigious; on purpose.
The thing is: That Manga-Author has totally realized that Gender
has nothing to do with a character's quality and/or deepness,
so he literally just puts out gender-neutral characters
every once in a while.
my last braincell: **its time for me to go**
DUDE, that Joker voice was so good!
9:59 she’s a minor and like 16 years old in freaking high-school
The guy at 9:49, his mask says 'gentleman' in Japanese.
So they wrote a completely normal word on the mask but then decided to make it cringy...
The neckbeard noises you did at the Zelda shirt post made me lose it XD
Dude says they're the Joker. Red Hood enters chat.
😬 is my reaction throughout the video summarised
Ochako Uraraka is FIFTEEN YEARS OLD
The Ochaco shrine would be *somewhat* passable if A. He genuinely enjoyed the character and just wanted to maybe have a few funko pops, and B. *If she wasn't a fucking child.*
Watching this and the word "neckbeard" caused all my ads to be Gilette shaving supplies
9:58
Me the kid who doesn't take other anime character's waifu in this case Deku and Gravity Girl whatever:
Time for a small crusade
(Meaning i literally don't have a waifu)
She's 16...
Count me in.
I'll get the bat.
Careful, they'll come back atcha with "It's LEGAL IN JAPAN!" make sure to have the bat with a flag from a country that doesn't allow that shit, so he "gets the memo."
@@BeckyNosferatu Someone already brought the bat
But just in case, I borrowed DIO's stand for a moment
@@Shade45- I mean, it'll probably be the only thing those Neckbeards understand. ...No pun intended.
9:53 wtf poor Uraraka she didnt need this ;-; ik shes broke but why?
@nameless one see someone gets it
@nameless one ITS BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE IVE SEEN A GOOD BRAWL
Thank you for the sacrifice Jack. You're the real MVP.
Nahyuta being a neckbeard is a new development in Ace Attorney lore