The maid took one look at what was in the bin and called the police. And that's the story of how Ashens ended up on the list of people who can't live near a school.
And someone commented almost exactly the same thing before I noticed. Well, I cant be arsed to remove my version, so it'll stay there as a monument to can't be arsedness.
I showed my 7 year old brother the baby doll and he actually started screaming. He said that he had a nightmare because of it. Great job poundland you just scarred a little kid for life.
Something has been bothering me for years: 'Pegasus' is a proper name, like 'Bob' or 'Jennifer.' A flying horse is no more Pegasus than a random vampire is Dracula.
I imagine the guys at PoundLand being like.. 'What the actual hell?! This guy's been buying strange toys from here for years,what in the hell does he do with them!? Oh for fucks sake.. I have other things to think about..'
I am so glad I finally learned how dinosaurs hatched. Their mommies opening their eggs and then assembly their Babies in 5 easy steps! Kinda cool, i have to admit...
The baby has 'carambola' on the thingy around it's neck... which is a word that means star fruit in Brazilian Portuguese. And that just makes all kinds of sense, doesn't it?
It makes sense to have a fruit-themed bib. Most baby bibs have random pictures and words. There are bibs that say "apple" with a picture of an apple, so why not a starfruit?
Hm. Well, I actually have seen those duck quackers before. There is a local tour bus group called "ride the ducks" and basically people get in a bus-sized boat called a "duck" that has wheels and then ride around seattle while sightseeing. At some point in the tour they go into the water because the whole bus is a boat too. I am not making this up, and my friends and I all hate these people because they incessantly blow through their damn quackers (especially if they see a camera) all across Seattle's most visited locations, thus driving us locals out of our freaking minds. In other news, the owner of the funtastic toy company was shocked to find a presumed threat left on his front doorstep yesterday. An unidentified man left 23 slaughtered ducks whose bills had all been crudely ripped off on his front porch saturday in the early hours of the day. Neighbors woke up to the sound of a man screaming "quack" repeatedly as he ran off. Police are investigating.
i realize it's a bit passe to respond to a four year old comment but- holy shit, yeah, it's like, pretty much everyone in seattle who fucking hates the Duck. i don't really remember it (wasn't really allowed out of the house much back when we lived there), but my mom's told me about when she and her friends would congregate and throw food at the Duck and the tourists inside out of sheer hatred and fury.
Umbrella corporation's scientists used kong as a sperimental subject to find a cure to Birkin's G virus,but they failed..and now Zombie Kong terrorizes New York! a new resident evil's plot for another game!
This may just be the most interesting (and least shameful and disappointing) thing to happen on that hotel bed. Hopefully you did not leave any toys lying around in there Ashens, questions may be asked. Especially as that fella with the duck beak did sound as if he was calling hopelessly for help :)
I wonder what the employees of the 99p/poundland stores think of this stuff when they see them in the stores? I think they're thinking "why the fuck does Funtastic keep making this shit for us to sell? Oh well someone's eventually going to buy it at some point."
This video is 9 years old, and i still remember having that zombie kong figure as my favourite toy and because i was young, i didnt realise how demented said zombie kong toy was
yeah that zombie kong does look pretty awesome for a dollar store toy lol also jabba the hutt you are the worst lol. Learn grammar before you start correcting people lmao.
Poundland employee: "That mustached gentleman just went out of the store with a baby doll, King Kong figure and a duck bill... I pray that I don't meet him in the street alone."
Omg I have that gorilla monster fighter, my mum bought it for me when we were on holiday last year, she was like “ I got you this because I thought you would think it’s cool “
I brought one of those zombie Kongs today. They're called "War Dragons" now. Try and make sense out of that one? Also brought a "Bob the alien warrior" too. And I swear I'm not making these names up. You'll be getting these in the post soon, Stuart ;) EDIT: I seriouly doubt any of these toys deserve the CE mark on the packaging.
+thatguythere I can't tell if you actually do work at Poundland. Well, there's no reason to lie, its not like you would get really excited building a fake identity of a Poundland worker on UA-cam.
Hmmm....the baby doll has lazy eye. I wonder if someone was trying to give it corrective surgery...and that's why there was a hole in the side of it's head. If they were then they were doing it wrong....
You: YAY MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS. Grandma: I got you your favorite toy. You:YAY. Grandma: A My Little Pony. You: Grandma that's not a MLP its a Flying Pegasus.
sparklepuppylps You're also seeing Majora's Mask on Zombie King Kong's chest? I also see it. Looks like Majora has come back back to claim another victim. Somebody call Link to use the Fierce Deity Mask on her.
I had that "flying Pegasus" when I was younger. Mine was blue. I think I still have it somewhere. Funnily enough, it wasn't branded Funtastic (to my knowledge) and I got it here in Australia. Also, it had eyes that were crooked too.
When I was a kid we had to play with things from stores like this and from second hand stores, the toys were broken or cheap, but somehow kids have fun with this stuff :P Your videos make me laugh
I had the toy that the dinosaur egg was ripping off! It was called Plasmaverse, and it was actually a big-name brand from Mega Bloks! They had Plasma Dragons, Plasma Dinosaurs, Plasma Tech (cyborgs and robots), Plasma Kreaps (horror creatures)...they have something similar this year, but, instead of having a rubber 'plasma' cocoon in the egg, they're in slime, now, and there's also a girls' version with fantasy animals.
The maid took one look at what was in the bin and called the police. And that's the story of how Ashens ended up on the list of people who can't live near a school.
Stuart is definitely an ASBO
I love how Funtastic constantly shows up in Ashens' reviews, it reminds me of how much LJN shows up in the Angry Video Game Nerd's videos
Everybody has their mortal enemy. Also I’m responding to 8 years old comment.
"Using a blowtorch on a bed is probably not a good idea"
as opposed to a couch
It's a sofa, not a couch. Get your facts straight, you uncultured swine!
Yes. I was joking.
+NEXXUS NEXXUS The legendary Sofa is immune to fire.
It is a sofa, not a couch. Don't corrupt our lovely English piece of furniture with your American name!
And someone commented almost exactly the same thing before I noticed. Well, I cant be arsed to remove my version, so it'll stay there as a monument to can't be arsedness.
At 0:42, that weird squeak in his breath sounds oddly like the cooing of a child. Rather strange indeed, now I think about it.
it's a child responding to it's parent. outside the hotel
... I never noticed that
matt hough No it’s not. It’s just spit in his throat. Gmod I agree
@@omgfandomfan Sounds like he had a cold and his throat needed to be cleared.
Wow 😯
I wonder what the maid would think to see a camara set and a bunch of messy children's toys all over the bed
...oh God
We need more Lemon Pledge.
The "Do not disturb" sign was there.
Oh my! Stuart Ashens must be staying with us this evening
Kong meets the Thing.
Don't you mean Thong?
King thong
Edgar
or Thing Thong
+Edgar king dong.
+SuperCrazyCrasher Shut up. You made it boring.
Lo Pann !!!!!!!
I showed my 7 year old brother the baby doll and he actually started screaming. He said that he had a nightmare because of it. Great job poundland you just scarred a little kid for life.
He didn't grow up to be a mad axe murderer or anything, did he?
He's got Innsmouth ancestory
Something has been bothering me for years: 'Pegasus' is a proper name, like 'Bob' or 'Jennifer.' A flying horse is no more Pegasus than a random vampire is Dracula.
You are correct. Thank you for sharing 6 years ago.
I imagine the guys at PoundLand being like.. 'What the actual hell?! This guy's been buying strange toys from here for years,what in the hell does he do with them!? Oh for fucks sake.. I have other things to think about..'
Like their life choices that ended up in them working in Poundland.
I read this whole thing in Ashens' voice, and you two made my day
"Let's look at the beautiful child itself"
-Ashens 2012
He has no skin, he has no face, this kong has teeth all over the place.
I had taht figure
We will, we will, rock you!
GK, Garbage Kong
Stegosaurus :)
Kaede Hitomi im banana
Why is this comment liked so much
That zombie king kong's chest reminded me of Majora's mask...
Bea Stewart gaaahhh! Majors's eyes!
Lol came to comment just that!!
Bea Stewart i just said that
Bea Stewart I was thinking the exact same thing lol
That zombie kong looked a lot like a skull kid from zelda majora 's mask
I am so glad I finally learned how dinosaurs hatched. Their mommies opening their eggs and then assembly their Babies in 5 easy steps! Kinda cool, i have to admit...
Like Ian Malcolm said, "Life finds a way".
The baby has 'carambola' on the thingy around it's neck... which is a word that means star fruit in Brazilian Portuguese. And that just makes all kinds of sense, doesn't it?
The Stoned Videogame Nerd
Accident Victim Baby Playset!
Oh, hell. The horror. The horror!
+The Stoned Videogame Nerd the French word comes from 'carambole', which is the French word for star fruit.
It makes sense to have a fruit-themed bib. Most baby bibs have random pictures and words. There are bibs that say "apple" with a picture of an apple, so why not a starfruit?
Hm. Well, I actually have seen those duck quackers before. There is a local tour bus group called "ride the ducks" and basically people get in a bus-sized boat called a "duck" that has wheels and then ride around seattle while sightseeing. At some point in the tour they go into the water because the whole bus is a boat too. I am not making this up, and my friends and I all hate these people because they incessantly blow through their damn quackers (especially if they see a camera) all across Seattle's most visited locations, thus driving us locals out of our freaking minds.
In other news, the owner of the funtastic toy company was shocked to find a presumed threat left on his front doorstep yesterday. An unidentified man left 23 slaughtered ducks whose bills had all been crudely ripped off on his front porch saturday in the early hours of the day. Neighbors woke up to the sound of a man screaming "quack" repeatedly as he ran off. Police are investigating.
i realize it's a bit passe to respond to a four year old comment but- holy shit, yeah, it's like, pretty much everyone in seattle who fucking hates the Duck. i don't really remember it (wasn't really allowed out of the house much back when we lived there), but my mom's told me about when she and her friends would congregate and throw food at the Duck and the tourists inside out of sheer hatred and fury.
Do you live in hell?
Hell sounds like a nice place compared to where I’m living.
Umbrella corporation's scientists used kong as a sperimental subject to find a cure to Birkin's G virus,but they failed..and now Zombie Kong terrorizes New York! a new resident evil's plot for another game!
That duck kazoo thing just made all your friends look quackers, to be honest.
This may just be the most interesting (and least shameful and disappointing) thing to happen on that hotel bed. Hopefully you did not leave any toys lying around in there Ashens, questions may be asked. Especially as that fella with the duck beak did sound as if he was calling hopelessly for help :)
"Thats what happens if you live in hell and the air-raid siren goes off." I fucking died laughing at this.
I wonder what the employees of the 99p/poundland stores think of this stuff when they see them in the stores? I think they're thinking "why the fuck does Funtastic keep making this shit for us to sell? Oh well someone's eventually going to buy it at some point."
oh look it's that creepy Ashens guy
I'm waiting for the day someone who works in a Norwich pound shop finds Stu and tries to set up a endorsement.
Dude, I love that King Kong. Way scarier than the actual King Kong to be fair, kind of a scary anime design.
Ding Dong,
Thing Kong.
Johan Reviews the thong
This video is 9 years old, and i still remember having that zombie kong figure as my favourite toy and because i was young, i didnt realise how demented said zombie kong toy was
Holy crap, it's filmbrain and Welshie! =D
Done.
I lost it at the Baby Doll.
Funtastic.... neither fun nor fantastic. :)
The baby looks so terrified because it looked in a mirror. :)
"Oh my Christ.. They went in through it's ear and took it's BRAIN!"
I saw Film Brain with a duck beak. Time to cross that one off the bucket list.
tf is your profile picture from
Just a mewtwo drawing.
WTF, Filmbrain?!
And Welshy too? What is happening???
Wow, the guy who first wore the Duck Quacker looked an awful lot like Film Brain.
that was him! xD
Whaaaa... how did he rope Film Brain into doing that?
beats me! xD
maybe they were at a con or something.
It sure was nice of Film Brain to do that small cameo especially since Ashens isn't anywhere near as famous as he is. He seems like a great guy!
Stegosaurus
The duck quacker looks like a larger version of the one you get when you go on a duck boat.
zombue king kong looks pretty bad ass actually
I'm more scared of you're spelling then zombie king kong
Jaba the Hut Thank you, I was hoping someone would call me out for it
+Jaba the Hut your*
yeah that zombie kong does look pretty awesome for a dollar store toy lol
also jabba the hutt you are the worst lol. Learn grammar before you start correcting people lmao.
Ben Masta I did it You're since I always get corrected for typing your so eather way
Perhaps the dinosaur packet should have read "Hatch and build your own dinosaur" but there was a typo.
"An excellent video."
- Chef Excellence
WOW that sounded awesome when you started twisting the horse. Such a satisfying noise on decent speakers.
"One day, King Kong ate so many teeth that he exploded."
Byotiful.
(struggles, grunts, and shakes) "it's really flimsy. you shouldn't be able to break it by exerting almost NO force." no force... rrriiiiiiiight... >.>
I know right?
did anyone else think the gorillas stomach looked like mojaras mask? O_o
That was the first thing that came to my mind ;)
madmonkey6969 lol xD
MrWorkem:P
As soon as i saw it i was like 'shit, is that Majora?!' xD
Yea, Nintendo should sue!
You never told us you had 3 friends
"Because there's nothing worse than going out and losing your Duck Quacker."
Best channel 10/10! And as I always say, why can't I have neighbors like this instead of the weirdos I do have?
Goodness, the duck beak-thing's noise made my birds crash against the cage walls and scream like they were dying...
Seeing someone with an awesome face shirt just gave me flashbacks to like 2008 when I used to use it as my profile picture on UA-cam and every forum.
And with that duck gag your bedroom life will never sound the same...
Poundland employee:
"That mustached gentleman just went out of the store with a baby doll, King Kong figure and a duck bill...
I pray that I don't meet him in the street alone."
The duck mask looks and sounds like somebody being tortured
Omg I have that gorilla monster fighter, my mum bought it for me when we were on holiday last year, she was like “ I got you this because I thought you would think it’s cool “
Oh no! King Kong got infected by the T Virus!
Good shit. I thought the bib on the doll said "Cornholio". Yup,
I need to get some sleep.
I wonder how he positions himself to film these? Does his knees hurt?
He has experience
Knee pads
"Imagine I put that creep face you can't make on iPad"
This episode was, by far, the best pound land special yet xD
I brought one of those zombie Kongs today. They're called "War Dragons" now. Try and make sense out of that one? Also brought a "Bob the alien warrior" too. And I swear I'm not making these names up.
You'll be getting these in the post soon, Stuart ;)
EDIT: I seriouly doubt any of these toys deserve the CE mark on the packaging.
That was obviously the pegasus' ankle monitor, and now its parole officer is going to have a fit.
god i love you Ashens, you're a god
WOOOO Alan Partridge!
was that film brain with the duck
"I don't have access to my house" is entirely too funny to me for some reason.
It's a Megasoreass.
+Nick Bartolo What the fuck is that
+Mob Pod
a dinosaur that's enthusiastic about butt sechs.
Up at 3am watching Ashens videos..... life well spent!
For any Americans watching who don't know what Hollyoaks is, it's a TV show and it's terrible.
I can imagine someone in the next room hearing somebody talking nonstop, then hearing that duck noise out of nowhere. If it were me, I'd change rooms.
i wonder if poundland employees watch these videos
trust me. we do
+thatguythere I can't tell if you actually do work at Poundland. Well, there's no reason to lie, its not like you would get really excited building a fake identity of a Poundland worker on UA-cam.
+Hypeocritical Fox unless he work's for funtastics product research department. Has Ashens unwittingly become some sort of test subject?
That duck quacker segment scared the shit out of me
Hmmm....the baby doll has lazy eye. I wonder if someone was trying to give it corrective surgery...and that's why there was a hole in the side of it's head. If they were then they were doing it wrong....
oh my gawd! that baby doll is flipping frightning!
You: YAY MY BIRTHDAY PRESENTS.
Grandma: I got you your favorite toy.
You:YAY.
Grandma: A My Little Pony.
You: Grandma that's not a MLP its a Flying Pegasus.
You were talking about HP. Lovecraft - that Kong figure is like somebody heard his 'Arthur Jermyn' story, and ran with it.
Is it just me, or did the zombie King Kong have Majora's Mask for a chest?
Your not the only one.
i saw it too
sparklepuppylps You're also seeing Majora's Mask on Zombie King Kong's chest?
I also see it.
Looks like Majora has come back back to claim another victim.
Somebody call Link to use the Fierce Deity Mask on her.
Sora Song Lol
sparklepuppylps And then what will happen?
That baby doll has seen things you wouldn't believe.
I couldn't look the baby in the eyes
no one can, haha
+Kevkashi Namaru Implying the baby was going to be looking anyone in the eyes any time soon...
I had that "flying Pegasus" when I was younger. Mine was blue. I think I still have it somewhere. Funnily enough, it wasn't branded Funtastic (to my knowledge) and I got it here in Australia. Also, it had eyes that were crooked too.
fucktastic
Ducktastic
The second dude using the duckface looks straight out of the 90's lol The hair, the thing around his neck haha.
Do a testco speical :3
dont you mean tesco
gregstarJEDIMASTER Don't you mean "don't"
Don't you mea- oh shit I got nothing...
Jack John Green
He didn't use the "?", so there.
Don't you mean special?
I like Thing-Kong :X
"CARAMBOLA" means starfruit in BR Portuguese. Don't ask me why its on the bib though.
I could watch these all day lmao. Ashens is hilarious :D
its king kong majoras mask and godzilla
Words of the wise don't drink tea when watching ashens and duck faces
stegosaurus
I am a Steg-o-saurus!
Happy motoring on Dave in background. ahh good old Top Gear :D
ashens or ass hens?
Haha I love your Shadow Over Insmoth joke.
To be fair, the Zombie Kong could make a pretty awesome kaiju film! I'd love to see Godzilla go up against THAT!
That zombie kong is awesome, I’d have loved that when I was a kid
My life is complete, Ashens spoke of Lovecraft
When I was a kid we had to play with things from stores like this and from second hand stores, the toys were broken or cheap, but somehow kids have fun with this stuff :P
Your videos make me laugh
i never knew i needed to see film brain and welshy mucking about with a duck whistle as much as i do now.
film brain and welshy in the same video as the cousin of the guy who made thermidor 2, my life is complete
Uses all of his force - “this shouldn’t break with a tiny bit of force”
when he brings out the first toy (baby doll) when it gets closer and he says "you may think it can see into your soul" i could not stop laughing!
I want the duck quacker. :P
Film Brain and Welshy cameos! :)
I had the toy that the dinosaur egg was ripping off! It was called Plasmaverse, and it was actually a big-name brand from Mega Bloks! They had Plasma Dragons, Plasma Dinosaurs, Plasma Tech (cyborgs and robots), Plasma Kreaps (horror creatures)...they have something similar this year, but, instead of having a rubber 'plasma' cocoon in the egg, they're in slime, now, and there's also a girls' version with fantasy animals.
Looking at the Pegasus and thinking.. I actually had those sort of horses.. And loved it...
Oh gosh, oh golly, that there king kongofied mess you have is legendary. I need one for my very own.
and this is the origin of the duck face craze