Can't argue with that logic, wish they would have called it absolutely don't. Fucking cracks me up every time man, Rocco probably came up with that one. That actually inspired me to call DARE and be like, yeah, why do you guys still call it dare? They didn't have a good answer lol.
3:46 the song is Josh Jones - Goodbye it isn't available on youtube as far as I can see, but it is on a site called thesixtyone if you want to go check it out in full
I find it unbelievably hilarious that this video is part of the reason teenage me fell for idosing 😂 i was popping 30 minutes of iPod every day back in high school and not once did I actually trip 😂
I downloaded some awhile back after seeing this, and all it is is a damn near hour beep noise, and it doesn't do shit except make your ears ring after hearing it.
Robert Conners it's because it's complicated... have to be in a meditated state and do the initial audio file that "gets you in the mindset" then you do the e-drug of you're choosing... There is a file that apperently is called a "stop all" which if you listen to will cancel out any highs you've had... kind of like an emergency exit on a bad trip lol
+Easy_Sleazy so what you're saying is you have to be stoned before yuo listen to the audio file?? alright ill try... but doesn' ttha t defeat the porpoise?
Batman No you don't have to be stoned, you just need to be in an empty mind state. the way it works is you listen to the initial audio file in order to ready your mind for the.... It's all bunch of pyschological crap that was popular a few years ago... Not very popular these days
Good job on the 'deo! I know a lot of people give you shit about not doing 'da skits' but seeing your works as you branch out from video game skits is a whole lot cooler. Keep it up!
DUDES I USED THEIR VIDEO FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY TEACHER BOUGHT IT AND SHOWED THE ENTIRE CLASS EVERYBODY WAS ON THEIR CHAIRS LAUGHING THE ASSES OFF! THX MEGA64
It's established that Cul-de-sac doesn't know either of the boys when he meets them, and he doesn't know whether Derrick's character brings Patrick with him when he does deals with Len Dog, so why does he instantly assume Derrick's character is cool but question whether or not Rocco is? Because Derrick's character is brown? For shame, Cul-de-sac.
@Saibot216 Well if you actually believe in telepathy. But the experiment is based on sensory deprivation and there's no arguing that sensory deprivation will make your mind create fantastical images. I've listened to a lot of iDoser and it's just slightly different variations of static.
Apparently no one has heard of Binaural Audio. It does make you feel weird and crap but it's used for meditation. I use to do it all the time - it's very relaxing.
voices sounded weird, and kinda robotic-ish. [Got the soundfiles from Pirate Bay, dose was 'Out of Body'] Second "subject" was tested out in study hall, however it was the study hall of the next day. (separate classes) he too used his own headphones, and fell asleep. The same exact reaction was happening. He started making some strange twitch, and his eyes were opening up. I woke him up and he took off the earphones calmly. We asked how it was, and he too said our voices sounded robotic.
LMAO yes! The news story at the beginning was from News 9 Oklahoma City. I've met that anchor a few times years ago when I worked at a restaurant he frequented.
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I got iCoke, iCrack, iDope, iSmack, iDust, iPills, iThrills, iKills, iLSD, DMT, THC, PCP, MMO, RPG
iguess none of that matters anymore
8 years and the D.A.R.E. line is still the funniest thing to me
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Can't argue with that logic, wish they would have called it absolutely don't. Fucking cracks me up every time man, Rocco probably came up with that one. That actually inspired me to call DARE and be like, yeah, why do you guys still call it dare? They didn't have a good answer lol.
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A.B.S.O.L.U.T.E.L.Y.D.O.N.T
It's Garrett's drug rap for me
"He got caught with 600 pounds of iPod in his trunk..."
Best line
Indeed
most underrated line in mega64 history
10 Years later, and they are so much the same... and Rocco's character somehow survived "iDying" lol
With iLive.
I prefer MSDosing
I prefer real drugs that may in a future give me cancer in the balls
Can't believe viewers on PATV didn't like this when it came out. This is seriously one of my favourite Mega64 videos ever.
the dare joke fuck just damn that was hilarious I rewinded that one part more than 100 times
***** I wish they called it absolutely don't
That car WAS filming them
Rocco and Derrick make one of the best teams ever as far as parody comedy goes.
When your local news is in a mega64 video.
Hello fellow Oklahomie.
Noah Medley Oklahoman reporting in. Im looking for a video of Pro Jared eating Styrofoam peanuts. It has been 2 days and I still havent found it.
Still one of the best Mega64 videos
Recently, every time I make a purchase or confirm a decision, I say "The Deal is complete" just like in 1:54
Henrik Ilisson underrated comment
Revisiting my favorite Mega64 sketch after the groundbreaking Podcast 420
I forgot about this channel, they do a great job. they should have like millions of subs, why not?
Goddamn I love you.
IDosing sounds a lot like listening to Aphex Twin.
I got iCoke, iCrack, iDope, iSmack, iDust, iPills, iThrills, iKills, iLSD, DMT, THC, PCP, MMO, RPG.
This is probably one of the best Mega64 videos in 2 decades and it only has 500k views.
AGREED!
Still passes thru my mind from time to time
First time i seen it! Where has it been? Ive basically been surviving on Fisheye for past 20 years.
🌮🦖
3:46 the song is Josh Jones - Goodbye it isn't available on youtube as far as I can see, but it is on a site called thesixtyone if you want to go check it out in full
2:35
PEDUPEDUPEDU, PEDUPEDUPEDU, PEDUPEDUPEDU
UAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
"I'll call you right back."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
XHolyPuffX I
I make that noise to my friends all the time
That bit when he goes MMO RPG kills me everytime.
Welp. Episode 3 will be released in 2031
I come back to this video monthly for the iRap, so fucking good.
Cul-De-Sac's iRap is on mega64soundboard.com
Lucien Lachance B L E S S Y O U
My friends and I still quote lines from this video in 2022.
I love how Rocco is smiling while Derrick is screaming at him.
Cul de Sac. Hehehe, "Dead End".
It's still funny.
@Spinaltapped333 The good ole' days of being stupider.
Those days don't sound that good.
play more tf2 fuckhead
That "I wish they had called it 'Absolutely No'" line was goddamn hilarious.
Cul de Sac wasn't credited. :c
I think this is still one of youse guys' best, wonderful comedy.
Thousands of poor veterans suffering from ptsd mlg kfc turn to iMorphine every single day.
1:52 Derrick shouldn't be allowed within a 100ms of that playground...
1:22 one of the best jokes, still makes me laugh to this day
also derrick ar 3:07
This is one of the most hilarious Mega64 skits I have ever seen. Possibly their best.
1:02
garrett's intro is so sick. true american badass
Thank you, Rooster Teeth.
Garrett looks like from jet set radio
I find it unbelievably hilarious that this video is part of the reason teenage me fell for idosing 😂 i was popping 30 minutes of iPod every day back in high school and not once did I actually trip 😂
It hits different with the security system beeping as Shawn's on the way out
"I'm like that movie, I'm like that movie"
I've never fucking heard about this
It was a flash in the pan event and hilarious
probably one of the funniest videos on youtube. thank you again mega 64!
I didn't donate to Child's Play, so I gave a bunch of drugs to the neighborhood kids so I could understand the consequences of that choice
This has got to be my favorite one
Far and away their best non-videogame skit.
This is still one of the best Mega64 videos to date
I downloaded some awhile back after seeing this, and all it is is a damn near hour beep noise, and it doesn't do shit except make your ears ring after hearing it.
Robert Conners it's because it's complicated... have to be in a meditated state and do the initial audio file that "gets you in the mindset" then you do the e-drug of you're choosing... There is a file that apperently is called a "stop all" which if you listen to will cancel out any highs you've had... kind of like an emergency exit on a bad trip lol
Easy_Sleazy PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+Easy_Sleazy 420 listen to it
+Easy_Sleazy so what you're saying is you have to be stoned before yuo listen to the audio file?? alright ill try... but doesn' ttha t defeat the porpoise?
Batman No you don't have to be stoned, you just need to be in an empty mind state. the way it works is you listen to the initial audio file in order to ready your mind for the.... It's all bunch of pyschological crap that was popular a few years ago... Not very popular these days
Bruh this channel is so creative...
This is every drug psa ever.
This may be my favorite thing mega64 has ever done.
Shame this vid isn't 4:20 long...
It was great when they went back to this bit on their live show!!
YOU GOTTA DRIVE ME
cant stop watching this part 1:38
been replaying it for more than 10 times now
Can we get an absolutely don't shirt in the style of a dare shirt?
This is by far the greatest video you guys have ever made. Tied with Timbo.
that shostakovich tho
I love how he walks off the green screen at the end, genius!!
It's been 6 years, have anyone found out what the song at the end is?
Josh Jones - Goodbye
That ain't it.
@@Advisor17 It is definitely that song, I have the full MP3.
This was so good. I forgot the dread heads name, but dam his part was hilarious!
MMORPG AHHAAHAHAHA XD
there is solid snake, liquid snake, and solidus snake. Is there a gas snake?
Kevin Edward Nope
roger on that
Kevin Edward But there is Naked Snake
is he caIIed that because he did EVA?
I love how "Cul de Sac" sounds like he's rapping at 1:38
Is that Shostakovich's fifth?
woah, Shawn totally channeled his dad at the end. That was AWESOME.
2:37
Den den mushi?
good one
Is it sad that this is one of my favorite Mega64 videos ever?
2:36 is this necessary
Good job on the 'deo! I know a lot of people give you shit about not doing 'da skits' but seeing your works as you branch out from video game skits is a whole lot cooler.
Keep it up!
Hahahahaha 6 pounds of iPod!
This was the first Mega 64 related video I had seen back when it first came out.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autonomous_sensory_meridian_response
Kyle hide
You'd best be frozen.
Still one of my favorites
I wish they called the program absolutely dont LMFAO
Where's Doc Choc?
Still one of your best videos
PCP, MMORPG
"My name's cul de sac" is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Why? I've ever got that. I know it's a type of street, but I don't get the joke.
"I'm too iHigh"
I literally lol'd.
The addition of orchestral music to Mega64 videos is perfectly ironic
MMORPG hahaha
This is the second video by Mega64 in which I've heard Gustav Holst played. And it was Saturn. Good job.
lmao that 1 second of a red clump hitting the wall got me
DUDES I USED THEIR VIDEO FOR A SCHOOL PROJECT AND MY TEACHER BOUGHT IT AND SHOWED THE ENTIRE CLASS EVERYBODY WAS ON THEIR CHAIRS LAUGHING THE ASSES OFF! THX MEGA64
That was amazing. I wasn't expecting that, but I can see it happen in the future possibly. Crazy.
The thing that stands out to me watching this now is how small his phone is. Phones have just gotten so big now.
I was hoping for something new, but I love this video so god damn much to even care.
so glad this is on youtube now. cuz I haven't seen it. I'm watching it like now.
It's established that Cul-de-sac doesn't know either of the boys when he meets them, and he doesn't know whether Derrick's character brings Patrick with him when he does deals with Len Dog, so why does he instantly assume Derrick's character is cool but question whether or not Rocco is? Because Derrick's character is brown? For shame, Cul-de-sac.
This is the most professional and intelligent video on UA-cam
@Saibot216 Well if you actually believe in telepathy. But the experiment is based on sensory deprivation and there's no arguing that sensory deprivation will make your mind create fantastical images. I've listened to a lot of iDoser and it's just slightly different variations of static.
i didn't know about idosing before i saw this, now i kinda wanna try it. thanks alot mega64
These are the great videos.
The D.A.R.E. program bit just sold me.
Apparently no one has heard of Binaural Audio. It does make you feel weird and crap but it's used for meditation. I use to do it all the time - it's very relaxing.
The whole cast is in this one. Woah.
23 thumbs down? ARE YOU KIDDING!? how could you thumbs down this masterpiece?
A masterpiece of a video.
Between this and the Rusty Hearts commercial, who's the big Shostakovich fan in the gang?
"Patrick, your still doing those digital drugs? You gotta give that stuff up!"
"I am the product of what you made."
"STFU!!!"
voices sounded weird, and kinda robotic-ish. [Got the soundfiles from Pirate Bay, dose was 'Out of Body']
Second "subject" was tested out in study hall, however it was the study hall of the next day. (separate classes) he too used his own headphones, and fell asleep. The same exact reaction was happening. He started making some strange twitch, and his eyes were opening up. I woke him up and he took off the earphones calmly. We asked how it was, and he too said our voices sounded robotic.
i wish i could like this more than once
LMAO yes! The news story at the beginning was from News 9 Oklahoma City. I've met that anchor a few times years ago when I worked at a restaurant he frequented.
This is really good...It's like an SNL skit.