really ususaly the States says "Not my Problem" But they always have thieir noses up an everyones business. If they dont get some of that business (AKA, money) They wil legaly litigate, to make sure you remain poor. "The american dream" Is a living nightmare for all but the rich.
@@annaneider2935 Kinder Joy eggs and Kinder Surprise are different the Joy eggs are sectioned with foil the Surprise aren't. I know from a friend sending the Surprise kind to me a few years ago.
Chris Roseberry So what you're saying is Americans can't read warning labels, the parents let their kids eat 'potentially' harmful treats unattended, and they just inhale foods whole?
Just an updated FYI kinder eggs are no longer banned in the USA since 2017...everything else he listed is however, as for the plums, they are loaded with B17 vitamins, which cures most cancers, there's the missing link to the "unknown" reason for that ban.
devinefaithalchemy It’s not kinder eggs anymore... In America they changed it to kinder joy. It’s like a kinder egg but there’s two sizes. One is for the toy and the other is for chocolate
@@yanaygomez2560 the kinder joy is the kinder "egg" what ever the USA calls it is irrelevant it's the same toy inside a chocolate egg that you'd get in Germany. And the silly egg isn't the only product kinder makes. And yes the toy is inside the egg there in Germany too.
devinefaithalchemy Yeah ok (sorry I’ve been having a very bad day) but you’re right. It is kinda the same thing or exactly the same thing just a few different changes
The US has a trade agreement with the French to not allow the shipment of their mirabelle plums because they are a prized product of France similar to french wine except they cannot be imported all the way across the ocean and still be fresh. France dose not want americans to think their plums taste bad because they aren't fresh. Seriously, you keep saying nobody knows why but I just googled it and got the answer in 10 seconds. Five million subscribers and this guy still can't be bothered to take a minute to do research, I guess.
For Mother Russia! Are you American? If not, I get why you say this. But if so, I'm surprised you're that ignorant concerning the current regulations on firearms. You can't just go to a store, buy a firearm, then walk out.
You ALMOST had it right about absinthe. It cannot be labelled as absinthe in the US if there’s no wormwood. Absinthe in the US has to have less than 10 parts per million of thujone (which is considered by the FDA to be “thujone free”), but still has wormwood. The brand Lucid was actually the first allowed in the US after the ban was lifted in 2007 after its founder proved to the FDA that pre-ban absinthe wasn’t harmful. I do absinthe reviews on my channel and a couple of the absinthes I have reviewed are authentic and were made in America.
Absinthe was actually banned in France first, and the USA followed it the next year. It supposedly caused psychosis in a man (who had mental problems to begin with). On a related note, if absinthe is green, it means it was NOT processed properly.
Cammander Alex gaming ---You joke about that, but I take 911 calls for a living and You may have just jinx me😂😂😂😂 Honestly this will be an actual emergency for someone
Trump went on record to say he wasn't gonna investigate her. Sorry to say, but your president isn't gonna go through will almost all of his promises. He's already curated a bill that cuts teacher salaries and just waiting to implement it in February.
Yes we do but the toys and the chocolate are separated by a little piece of plastic so the chocolate is on the left side and the toy is on the right and the reason we didn’t have them here is because some dumb kids (knowing Americans) would have probably swallowed the toy as well as the chocolate egg so we didn’t have them here
"Jamaican Vomiting sickness." Been Jamaican my whole life, eaten this since I was a child, and still have never heard of this ever. Mostly because we grew up with this tree in our yards, know not to eat the seeds, and tend to clean the yellow part properly before cooking. Kind of glad it's banned in the US though, because otherwise Whole Foods would label it a superfood and sell it for $20 a pound.
I did but his review is disappointing. No-one eats Ackee seeds and I have never heard of Jamaican vomiting sickness. Ackee fruit is only harmful if you eat the fruit that's not mature as in open on the tree.
Cannada: You got my back bro? America:yup u got my back? Cannada: yha we got the medics. America: yha we got the soldirs. :weow thx for all the likes guys most likes ive ever gotten
P3RS00NA Smuggling 😊 Some smuggle cocaine and other kinder eggs. Hope she took a price 😊 If you want your chocolate eggs you give me my money first bitch.
Here is the reason for Mirabelles: The US Food and Drug Administration has a Trade agreement with France regarding Mirabelle plums that has been designed to protect the French market. The fruit has a protected origin designation making true Mirabelle Plums almost impossible to get in the US. This is similar to many products that bear names from specific regions with the most well known champagne. If it wasn't made in the Champagne region of France, it must be labeled sparkling wine.
Neutrality Flame no a federal law is something that states do not have the choice to make or not its *FEDERAL* meaning central throughout all states idiot
naja harris idk why I thought you said "nasty" instead of "tasty. " I love ackee, especially ackee & saltfish with fried plantain, dumplings, bammy, breadfruit callaloo, and chocolate tea 😋😋😋
Sasafrass grows wild in large parts of the U.S.. as a kid here in southwest Missouri we used to dig up the roots (the part of the tree you actually use) and my grandmother used it to make sasafrass tea for coughs. The warm tea mixed with bourbon and honey was a "hot toddie" 😏
If trending equated to how many views someone had videos from years ago would be on the trending page. If a video is on the trending page or not is decided by how many views, likes, comments, etc. They're getting in the fastest time.
1emmyk but see that's exactly how a sub box works. If a guy with 8 million subs uploads a video and his subs are remotely active, it can get on the trending page. Like with mat, he had 5 million subs, and got 3/50th of his subs to watch his new video. So what? Is that trending?
freshpajamas see I understand where you draw that conclusion from and that's fair enough but I am not, nor have I ever, been subbed to H3H3. And even if I was it's not like you provided a counter argument as to how a video got on the #1 spot of the trending page with 338K views from a multi-million subscribed UA-camr
Kelvin Martinez are you offended ? Than you shouldnt say offensive things about other countries like arabs,aisans,south americans and turks. Even North Korea
I'm an American. I've never been able to leave the country. I had an interesting conversation with a Haitian man once. He told me he didn't like coming to America because "It feels like a prison. " I was speechless, but it was very eye opening.
We used to have something similar. It was called the wonder ball and it was a hollow chocolate ball with little candies inside. It got banned but recently came back under a new name
@@zafiroduarte3915 The dude is right though. It's the same exact thing with the exception of the toy and the chocolate being separated. So in other words it's the same thing just different name
@@brittanyvazquez7062 having had both versions the chocolate is different in the kinder joy's(usa). regular kinder eggs are dark/milk chocolate on the outside of the shell and white chocolate on the inside of the shell, which makes for an interesting taste and texture. the joys chocolate consists of soft lickable dark chocolate creme with white chocolate layered chreme with two hollow chrispy wafer balls filled with more dark chocolate creme. very very tasty. though the toys are different, but that could just be a liceneing thing because i've only seen star wars, jurassic park, disney princess and basic toys wheareas the originals i got from my german cousins had countless toylines and merch, like lord of the rings, transformers. i think eventually we'll get more options here with time
+Gorka Because not everyone in the world is a kind hearted charitable human. Because we've needed to hunt for most of our existance as a species. Because they make you cry.
Mirabelle plums are banned because true Mirabelles are grown only in Lorraine, France and import laws make them nearly impossible to procure in the United States
I was thinking it's because they could potentially bring insects and certain diseases that the United States doesn't have making it almost impossible to fight them off.
*Those Americans who still think Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in USA*: On this basis, the staff took the position that Kinder Surprise was in violation of the small parts regulation and should be banned from importation into the US. Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US.
The us DOES have kinder surprise eggs called kinder joys. they’re just different. It has one side containing the toy, and the other side has DELICIOUS chocolate, but the chocolate part is VERY different compared to what y’all are used to. It’s been a while since I’ve had one, but here’s what I remember: melted white chocolate with balls of normal chocolate that tastes AWESOME! If you visit, you should try it and maybe a pepperoni roll from WV
This video was awesome, and incredible, I don’t know if it was your facial expressions or the way you were talking but it just cracked me up after a long hard day. Thank you so much, I am now subscribed to your channel.
OMG same. But at least there's a German store near me that sells the regular Kinder bars. Oh! and Milka too! :) (But I do miss collecting those little toys though... :/)
When I lived in Missouri, we had sassafras tea and candy all the time. It was good. I think I've heard of several people that made blankets, stuffed animals and other things out of dog hair. There was no harm, it was shedded hair that was collected, so when the dog died the human still had remains of the dog with them. It is either kinda cool or kinda weird. Maybe a little of both?
"But hey I'm Canadian, it's none of my business" is the funniest quote this American has heard today lol
really ususaly the States says "Not my Problem" But they always have thieir noses up an everyones business. If they dont get some of that business (AKA, money) They wil legaly litigate, to make sure you remain poor. "The american dream" Is a living nightmare for all but the rich.
Hello I'm from USA :D
Yeah I spit my drink out some too 🤣
Same
"People aren't going to inhale an entire chocolate egg"
... See, the thing about America is..
Anthony Miller I cried from laughter
harmonizer noelle haha
Anthony Miller lol
As an American I can say that's pretty accurate.
"People aren't going to inhale an entire chocolate egg
Was that a fuckin challenge?!?!
Casu Marzu literally means “rotten cheese” and it’s a big nope for most Italians as well.
Sincerely,
An Italian citizen
Matt 99 How's the weed up in Italy??
Jon MacDonald still illegal. Tbh we don’t need it, we come up with stuff on our own
Matt 99 Yeah enjoy your Mafia Cocaine lol
So, if y’all don’t like it either... why not let the recipe die into obscurity?
Isn’t it actually illegal to sell in Italy as well?
Matthew Santoro: "People aren't going to inhale an entire chocolate egg."
2-year-old Americans: "I'm going to end this man's entire career."
he literally said not intended for kids under 3
I bought one yesterday so much for not being able to buy them here.
@@annaneider2935 Kinder Joy eggs and Kinder Surprise are different the Joy eggs are sectioned with foil the Surprise aren't. I know from a friend sending the Surprise kind to me a few years ago.
If a kid actually does that they deserve to die
Kinder Suprise eggs are made of pure pleasure. Like, what kind of fucking monster do you have to be to ban this?
Combinemon the united states government
Trump
^^
Combinemon my mom doesn't want me to eat them cause she heard that they have wax in there ingredients...I was only warned about
It's cancer
Friend: who is your favorite teacher
Me: Matthew Santoro
Itz Ozone omg saaaamme
Itz Ozone haha same
He's not a teacher. He doesn't work in a school. Get your facts straight.
Big Gargantuar he teaches us doesn't he?
Big Gargantuar Its a joke bud
Guy : So, can I get the stuff?
Dealer : For 20 dollars, I can give you 2 Kinder surprise eggs.
Pizdec
Lol
nigga, is this some type of joke? Where's the fucking toy? YOU TINK YOU CAN COME INTO MY HOOD, AND FUK WIT ME? Hipten, get my glock.
Man my friend Ben snuck these in
TonyGAMING lol
Pizdec i need a dub of that kinder lol
We have kinder surprise in Australia. I love choking on them. Cough up a surprise every time
HA same
I don't cough Them up...... it's more fun to wait.
-U------A------E -*-vomits-*
Lamo
@@treebacon gotta love all those coughed up surprises
Mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
Willy web It's a meme
Chaitanya Kshatriya i know that already
Chaitanya Kshatriya Mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell
Ayyy Darkk Mane
Chaitanya Kshatriya is that the only thing you learned in school
'Murica : the country where kinder eggs are banned while guns are not
a gun isnt going to do anything when you try to eat it.
Chris Roseberry it ain't doing nun
Rania Harid There is nothing wrong with guns...unless you use it the wrong way
Chris Roseberry So what you're saying is Americans can't read warning labels, the parents let their kids eat 'potentially' harmful treats unattended, and they just inhale foods whole?
what will banning guns do for peace in America?
Who's watching in America??!!
me
TheGreasy Bacon meeee
me why?
TheGreasy Bacon me
TheGreasy Bacon me
“People aren’t gonna inhale an entire chocolate egg”
Me: exceptions...
Just an updated FYI kinder eggs are no longer banned in the USA since 2017...everything else he listed is however, as for the plums, they are loaded with B17 vitamins, which cures most cancers, there's the missing link to the "unknown" reason for that ban.
devinefaithalchemy
It’s not kinder eggs anymore... In America they changed it to kinder joy. It’s like a kinder egg but there’s two sizes. One is for the toy and the other is for chocolate
@@yanaygomez2560 the kinder joy is the kinder "egg" what ever the USA calls it is irrelevant it's the same toy inside a chocolate egg that you'd get in Germany. And the silly egg isn't the only product kinder makes. And yes the toy is inside the egg there in Germany too.
devinefaithalchemy
Yeah ok (sorry I’ve been having a very bad day) but you’re right. It is kinda the same thing or exactly the same thing just a few different changes
In the UK they sell Kinder Surprise Eggs and Kinder Joy Eggs!
No it isn’t. The toy isn’t inside the chocolate in the US version.
America: kinder eggs are dangerous
Canada: what about guns
Lol
XD
Makes sense
Yep
😂😂😂!
The US has a trade agreement with the French to not allow the shipment of their mirabelle plums because they are a prized product of France similar to french wine except they cannot be imported all the way across the ocean and still be fresh. France dose not want americans to think their plums taste bad because they aren't fresh.
Seriously, you keep saying nobody knows why but I just googled it and got the answer in 10 seconds. Five million subscribers and this guy still can't be bothered to take a minute to do research, I guess.
Thank you for this post!
Green Alien I'm not sure that Mathew does the research anymore, he probably just reads off a script.
It's because he doesn't research any of this. He just copies articles from other sites (word for word in some cases).
But couldn't you just import the seeds & grow them in the US?
Green Alien
Him: Of course no one Is gonna swallow the toy inside
Me: idk we aren’t that smart
*Only applies to those who play roblox*
@@idiotgoddess2114 It applies to anyone who doesn't have a brain.
@@idiotgoddess2114 that is just kinda mean millions of people play roblox and this comment kinda makes roblox players insulted
Speak for yourself
"Mhmmmm... NOPE cheese!" ... nearly killed me xDDD
Yeah I will touch it with 12 foot pole
I live in America and there are kinder surprise eggs in Mexican stores...so
yeah
I know!!! I can buy one right now!!!!
Angel Reyes yeah
I live in America and I see people selling kinder surprise eggs
i'm in america and there are ackee fruit tree all over my neighborhood
Kinder eggs are literally sold in Target in the U.S lol
Jellybean The Great I heard that Kinder Eggs are legal now because they set up rules for how big or small the toys can be so yeah
They are not the same.
WHAT?!
Mama Jellybean dollar tree too
I know right!!!
America:
*makes kinder eggs ilegal*
Also america:
*keeps guns legal*
there is only one L in legal
@@amongus-vr2zw ok thanks 👍
Well I can see why.
We do have kinder eggs just not ones with toys inside
its not murica without the guns
all these things are banned yet cigarettes aren't?
Pete Onuoha Cigarettes aren't banned purely because of the profit gained from the taxes of sales. They don't care about peoples health.
Pete Onuoha if everyone was addicted to smokes, then suddenly one day with a savage need to get more, banned the next day.
Pete Onuoha Prohibition, they tried it with Alcohol and it failed miserably. Probably don't want to take the risk, again.
Pete Onuoha dont forget guns. you can get one at the local supermarket. it really makea me feel unsafe. norway or switzerland, here i come!
For Mother Russia! Are you American? If not, I get why you say this. But if so, I'm surprised you're that ignorant concerning the current regulations on firearms. You can't just go to a store, buy a firearm, then walk out.
Didn't the evil lady from 101 Dalmatians want to make coats out of dog fur?
It's set in the UK
Luciano Martinez her name is Cruella De Vil
Pretty sure that was in Britain though.
The movie was made long before the ban was.
U.K. And before the year 2000
You ALMOST had it right about absinthe.
It cannot be labelled as absinthe in the US if there’s no wormwood.
Absinthe in the US has to have less than 10 parts per million of thujone (which is considered by the FDA to be “thujone free”), but still has wormwood.
The brand Lucid was actually the first allowed in the US after the ban was lifted in 2007 after its founder proved to the FDA that pre-ban absinthe wasn’t harmful.
I do absinthe reviews on my channel and a couple of the absinthes I have reviewed are authentic and were made in America.
Absinthe was actually banned in France first, and the USA followed it the next year. It supposedly caused psychosis in a man (who had mental problems to begin with).
On a related note, if absinthe is green, it means it was NOT processed properly.
I want some!!!
Sooo true! I buy Absinthe all the time, it's expensive but legit.
@@bigverybadtom what color is it supposed to be?
@@newnormal92 If I remember the magazine article correctly, brown like most alcoholic beverages.
"Mmmm, Nope Cheese"
That kills me 😂😂
Kinder Eggs are called Kinder Surprise in Australia. We have an icecream called a Golden Gaytime too :D
X Calibre same in Mexico
X Calibre Our country is beautiful, eh? 😂
In Brazil, they're called Kinder ovo (Ovo means egg)
X Calibre I'm from Australia. Best country in the world.
Australia is a continent......
I live in America and there's still kinder eggs lol thx for the likes😂
Same name but the toy is packaged on one side without foodstuffs, and the foodstuffs on the other.
No it’s kinder joy!
WRONG
Carlos Lozoya no you’re wrong
In some areas yes. Also you can get Absinthe not the boring kind in some areas to.
10 things that are banned in Canada
.
YASS!
Cool Dude Trudeau should be on said list...
not much
Cool Dude yes do that
When he raises his eyebrows, he has a hairline
lol. 911 what is your emergency? A store sells kinder surprise eggs, 911: umm... Ok?
Cammander Alex gaming ---You joke about that, but I take 911 calls for a living and You may have just jinx me😂😂😂😂 Honestly this will be an actual emergency for someone
Ill Nyx Go you! I'm sure you have some crazy stories. I appreciate people in your line of work :)
Ciano888 ---Thanks for your appreciation💖 People like you is the very reason why I do it.
+Ill Nyx thanks to you..a lot of people die...keep it up.i like people dead
+silvergold fuckoff --You're a complete idiot. I'm not god BTW seek professional help
*America:* we banned haggis because it’s got sheep organs
*northern Ireland:* we banned weapons
Inspired by fire foxflaming
Okay is this some kind of propaganda
Haggis came from Scotland... not Northern Ireland
What’s fire fox flaming
@@teresaterry9085 u know what a joke is right?
@@kathryncourville3438 so?
he didn't say it did...
Hillary Clinton should be on this list.
Trump for 2020!!!!
Just wait until January...
***** i mean he should even be relected again for 2020 as well
Trump went on record to say he wasn't gonna investigate her. Sorry to say, but your president isn't gonna go through will almost all of his promises. He's already curated a bill that cuts teacher salaries and just waiting to implement it in February.
Juliette's So Snazzy He's probably just saying that so Obama won't pardon her before he is inaugurated.
Wait but I just got back from a trip from america and there were kinder eggs everywhere
It’s not the same. The toy isn’t embedded in the chocolate in America
we do have wonderballs. Whick are essentiall kinder surprises but instead of a toy inside theres just hard candy.
mmmm nope cheese
TallD 321 I scrolled threw comments hoping to find this one. You have not disappointed me :)
H E L L Y E S
Same here😂😂😂
TallD 321 Hahaha i was looking for this comment
We have the kinder eggs now but they are slightly modified
but.. but.. KINDER EGGS..... noooooooooo...............
derp
You have kinder joy eggs, the ones that are banned are kinder surprise eggs. They don’t even taste remotely the same
Ya, um can we just all agree it's sad that the kinder surprise eggs are banned? I mean Kinder Joy eggs are okay but like- still.
Kinder joy
yeah i was about to comment that
I saw a kinder surprise toys in the stores (like if you are here from 2018)
Edit: dang 54 likes that’s the most I have ever gotten
Really? The USA has kinder eggs now?
Yes we do but the toys and the chocolate are separated by a little piece of plastic so the chocolate is on the left side and the toy is on the right and the reason we didn’t have them here is because some dumb kids (knowing Americans) would have probably swallowed the toy as well as the chocolate egg so we didn’t have them here
paola gomez those are kinder joys
paola gomez now 71
2019
"Jamaican Vomiting sickness."
Been Jamaican my whole life, eaten this since I was a child, and still have never heard of this ever. Mostly because we grew up with this tree in our yards, know not to eat the seeds, and tend to clean the yellow part properly before cooking. Kind of glad it's banned in the US though, because otherwise Whole Foods would label it a superfood and sell it for $20 a pound.
Why would they eat the fruit raw tho?
@@IIsshtar Right? Everyone knows to cook this first.
"The world's most advanced weight loss aid ever developed" banned in the USA. Ohhhhhh the ironyyyy
How is that ironic? If anything that seems like something the US would do based on their fat stereotype. Also, it was banned because it kills people.
Childhood Obesity & Soda Cigarette kill people
"NopeCheese" 😂😂😂 Made my night
Jasmine Leilani Kyle that was the most amazing thing ive heard him say
Lily Stanyer Agreed 100%
I was about to post the same exact comment when I saw your. I agree.
He's number one trending for some reason... damn UA-cam
Rob Hardin paid promotions*
youtube want pewdiepie delete his channel
No PewDiePie is making a statement by deleting his own channel.
Rob Hardin WAIT PEWDIEPIE IS GOING TO DELETE HIS CHANNEL SHIT I NEED TO WATCH HIM MORE OFTEN
Why is that?
America: Kinder eggs are deadly as they can be choking hazards
Also America: It's completely safe to have a gun section at Walmart
Ten million comments: I'm American and there's kinder eggs everywhere here
Europeans: YoU bAn KiNdEr EgGs BuT
wow mirabelle plums are banned in america my dad owns a few of those trees and those mirabelle plums are soooo fucking good and very sweet
Brice Same! Well I'm still gonna eat them idc
They really aren't banned. lol
***** well according to mat they are but i wouldn't be surprised if they weren't banned or just the ban was not enforced
you may have Mirabelle Plum Trees, doesn't mean they are legal......same for Ackees and whatnot
Brice I love mirabelle plums
Who else clicked because you saw Ackee?
XeProxxyHD I did cause I’m Jamaican
I did Because my parents are jamaicans
I'm jamaican..that's dumb because I'm you freaking cook it properly it's not a problem...I grew up eating that shii
I did but his review is disappointing. No-one eats Ackee seeds and I have never heard of Jamaican vomiting sickness. Ackee fruit is only harmful if you eat the fruit that's not mature as in open on the tree.
Me... I'm one of the few..
I think we can live without haggis...
Dr. Julian Robotnik and casu marzu
Dr. Julian Robotnik tell that to my cultural studies teacher who is Scottish
Dr. Julian Robotnik your not really missing anything
Im scottish and I LOVE IT
joss melbean so true...
Ackee was growing on a tree in my fathers old house in Jamaica 🇯🇲
America isn't even close to the most free country lol
It's definitely one of the free-er ones. I haven't heard or read of another country that actually is more free
Ethan Knight freest* dumb fuck
Ethan Knight true
Compare America to the Middle Eastern countries then we will discuss this, son
harmonizer noelle oh shut up that's clearly not what Ethan Knight meant. Why do americans always rage when someone critizises america?
I'm in USA I bought a kinder egg at the gas station
do the had a toy inside?
Marius Catalin ya it did
DJ, they were banned back in the 1930's they were allowed back in the 1980's with a choking warning.
Those are Kinder Joy eggs, with the toy in a separate compartment, not Kinder Surprise Eggs.
What about the yowie. It is choc. With a toy inside, we but them all the time.
Kinder Eggs... here when I was growing up we had our own version called the Wonder Ball, it was a chocolate ball that had a toy in it.
Comrade2261 omg that's what I said! and they had little candies in it too
Comrade2261 yes i was looking for this comment! Wonderball was great
They cost more than they were worth
You can still get Wonder Eggs at Walmart!
i havent seen any in a while they were my favorite candies when i was a kid
I drank saafrass tea in the mountains when I had a cold
The old timers know the benifits.
Cannada: You got my back bro? America:yup u got my back? Cannada: yha we got the medics. America: yha we got the soldirs. :weow thx for all the likes guys most likes ive ever gotten
your spellings are killing me
Lance Playz 😂😂😂😂
jaydee040 The definition of soldier is "a person who serves in an army." So your joke isn't just retarded , It's not funny as well. :)
lol
jaydee040 our soldiers are not high school dropouts!!!! Don't speak about, what you don't know about!!!!!
Kinder surprise eggs are like sooooo popular in europe.Kinder and milka chocolate in generall.
l1ght-3 right my brother is like addicted to them lmao
They describe our childhood with one word
l1ght-3 in Canada too.
what's a kinder surprise egg(not murican)
***** Are they great or??
My aunt snuck those Kinder Eggs in America when she visited Europe. She put it in her shirt.
P3RS00NA savage aunt.
Sav Swin right? 😂😂
Sav Swin so true 😂😂😂😂😂
I got 20 for $5 in Dominican Republic
P3RS00NA Smuggling 😊 Some smuggle cocaine and other kinder eggs. Hope she took a price 😊 If you want your chocolate eggs you give me my money first bitch.
OMG!--I burst out LAUGHING so hard at 7:40 "It's maggoty goodness!!" That face, Matthew, that face!! Priceless!
Here is the reason for Mirabelles:
The US Food and Drug Administration has a Trade agreement with France regarding Mirabelle plums that has been designed to protect the French market. The fruit has a protected origin designation making true Mirabelle Plums almost impossible to get in the US. This is similar to many products that bear names from specific regions with the most well known champagne. If it wasn't made in the Champagne region of France, it must be labeled sparkling wine.
But what if you wanted to make a mirabelle tart. Or jam?
So if we rename Mirabelles, we can import them? I dub thee the syriaca plum!
I'm American and have snuck in kinder eggs from Germany~
theshark88 This was pre-911 so I am not sure how sneaking in crap is now
Kaiko SharkFace I'm american and walk to the dollar store they're all over wtf ?
Kaiko SharkFace oh and simple you're allowed to Carry lighters to as well yea they Don't care
Kaiko SharkFace cool
You rebel.
WHAT???! Kinder eggs aren't banned I see them in lots of stores and I had one yesterday by the way I live in the united states
Shadow Soul I ate them as a kid. There are a lot of states that disregard certain federal laws.
Micheal Millergren oh, well that sucks because they are really good 😋😋😋
I know! They are at the Mexican store right across the street from my house as I type! With toys inside. Lying bastard LOL
La Red yeah they are in any hispanic.They also have it in the Dominican store even in arabic store
Shadow Soul me too and I live in America
I had a kinder suprise before when I was 8 yr,so old does that mean I am lucky
One time I smuggled it from Mexico
I bought some for my kids not so long ago
kinder supirse eggs are delicious and you get a free toy WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?!?!
IM LUKY..I DONT LIVE AT USA..
Doctor Vow you made my day😂😂
i first found out they taste good way to late, i just swallowed the egg to get the toy :(
Doctor Vow it's to big
Excited Cat They are good
KINDER EGGS ARS NOT IN AMERICA?!?!??!!?!?!?!? welp I'm never going there
Even though I already have but not anymore
Yusuf Khan It's a Federal law meaning states have the choice to make it illegal or legal
Neutrality Flame no a federal law is something that states do not have the choice to make or not its *FEDERAL* meaning central throughout all states idiot
Yusuf Khan yes states can make their own laws but if Congress passes a federal law such as this one well sorry
that's not true. I got one in a gas station in California
drinking age 21.
but you can die fighting for your county at 18
???????????
Andreas Harices some parts are either 20 or 19
Andreas Harices some parts are either 20 or 19
Andreas Harices if you are military you can drink at 18 on base.
America doesn't make since ok we figured that out on November 8th
Bon Dinkly in different country maybe
I love it when he says "Mmmmm, Nope cheese" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ackee is really tasty... just u gotta know how to prepare it...... loool eye ball fruits!! XD
naja harris LOL I live in Jamaica and its the national dish LOOL
Hydro Reviews it's really delicious
naja harris idk why I thought you said "nasty" instead of "tasty. " I love ackee, especially ackee & saltfish with fried plantain, dumplings, bammy, breadfruit callaloo, and chocolate tea 😋😋😋
Brownskin_bae it will only be nasty prepared by the wrong persons lol
naja harris right Lol
"If you really want to stuff Charly or Oscar and pretend like they're still alive, you're free to do so" lmfao
TheName'sMega
Wanna hear a coincidence?
I was right in the part where he said that and just then I started reading your comment!!!
Pretty bird pretty bird
3:00
Vs S what about it
Sasafrass grows wild in large parts of the U.S.. as a kid here in southwest Missouri we used to dig up the roots (the part of the tree you actually use) and my grandmother used it to make sasafrass tea for coughs. The warm tea mixed with bourbon and honey was a "hot toddie" 😏
I grew up in Missouri and drinking sasafrass tea all the time. I had no idea it was illegal. and we ate sasafrass candy.
Kinder Eggs were my childhood lol
They have kinder eggs at a gas station near me
Patrick Gonnelli there modified so that the toy isn't in the egg I've seen a couple of those there not true kinder eggs though
Willow I think those are the ones with the sort of nuts inside
For the dog fur and cat fur, what if you brush the animal and then take the fur and glue it to whatever...
chicdirectioner loop hole
That would be very tedious and not worth it.
They skin them alive, watch earthlings.
Roi Goes to Hollywood that doesn't answer his question.
chicdirectioner I agree, like my dogs fur is so soft u cold make a pillow out of it
Can't stop laughing over the mittens joke...😂🤣🤣😂
338K and #1 on trending? Fuck off UA-cam
CODY BAUER paid promotions*
If trending equated to how many views someone had videos from years ago would be on the trending page. If a video is on the trending page or not is decided by how many views, likes, comments, etc. They're getting in the fastest time.
1emmyk but see that's exactly how a sub box works. If a guy with 8 million subs uploads a video and his subs are remotely active, it can get on the trending page. Like with mat, he had 5 million subs, and got 3/50th of his subs to watch his new video. So what? Is that trending?
CODY BAUER h3h3 fanboys coming in questioning every single video on trending now.
freshpajamas see I understand where you draw that conclusion from and that's fair enough but I am not, nor have I ever, been subbed to H3H3.
And even if I was it's not like you provided a counter argument as to how a video got on the #1 spot of the trending page with 338K views from a multi-million subscribed UA-camr
i buy kinder surprise eggs here all the time ....
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Paul Graciano me to
Paul Graciano I brought some home from Canada.. does that mean I smuggled them..
hah same
i guess so
MATTHEW SANTORO OKAY NOW TALK ABOUT THE TOP 10 THINGS BANNED IN CANADA...
Kelvin Martinez are you offended ?
Than you shouldnt say offensive things about other countries like arabs,aisans,south americans and turks.
Even North Korea
James Fillingham probabaly a druggie
Kelvin Martinez we banned guns
Butter H2 superwoman
Number 1: Matthew's Hair
I'm an American. I've never been able to leave the country. I had an interesting conversation with a Haitian man once. He told me he didn't like coming to America because "It feels like a prison. " I was speechless, but it was very eye opening.
Who's watching this while reading my comment.
David Cooper meh
David Cooper me
David Cooper how did you know?
David Cooper me
David Cooper me
"Haha well I'm Canadian so I don't have to worry about that" *I am the one*
I just crossed the USA border to Canada just for kinder eggs, got 4 kinder eggs
They are only illeagal to sell not bring btw
Idris Niah *border*
Idris Niah
You've been reported as a suspected egg runner.
Theron Goulet yes?
I have relatives in Canada so whenever I visit I buy some just because I can't go to my local store and buy them.
If a kid is going to choke on the toy inside of chocolate egg, it's called natural selection.
We used to have something similar. It was called the wonder ball and it was a hollow chocolate ball with little candies inside. It got banned but recently came back under a new name
yep, sold at walmart
calligirl11697 yep
calligirl11697 what's the new name?
AEM10 I honestly don't remember. They sell them at Walmart though
calligirl11697 ok
We still have kinder eggs but they are half chocolate and the other half is a toy
Those are called *Kinder joy* not *Kinder suprise*
@@zafiroduarte3915 The dude is right though. It's the same exact thing with the exception of the toy and the chocolate being separated. So in other words it's the same thing just different name
@@brittanyvazquez7062 having had both versions the chocolate is different in the kinder joy's(usa). regular kinder eggs are dark/milk chocolate on the outside of the shell and white chocolate on the inside of the shell, which makes for an interesting taste and texture. the joys chocolate consists of soft lickable dark chocolate creme with white chocolate layered chreme with two hollow chrispy wafer balls filled with more dark chocolate creme. very very tasty. though the toys are different, but that could just be a liceneing thing because i've only seen star wars, jurassic park, disney princess and basic toys wheareas the originals i got from my german cousins had countless toylines and merch, like lord of the rings, transformers. i think eventually we'll get more options here with time
barrett Scott 123 9
I bought some kinder surprise eggs in France and took it home to the US and gave it to my friend which is a police
FIREPANDAX11 X11 you can buy kinder eggs outside of the US and bring them back, just not in large amounts.
FIREPANDAX11 X11 how'd you smuggle them in without the chocolate melting?
I got aids trying to read that
Yes, if you want something that's illegal in the US, it would figure that the police would have it. ;)
America: no kinder eggs
Also America: hey Timmy it’s your 7th birthday here’s a gun
MewingTarantula 3 read that in carl’s voice
Who’s Carl
Guns should be on this list
I just started a shitshow
We need them for self defense dumbo
Niozo yeah self defense from people with guns
well niozo some people use them to shoot other people not just to defend themselves
who get their guns illegally
+Gorka
Because not everyone in the world is a kind hearted charitable human.
Because we've needed to hunt for most of our existance as a species.
Because they make you cry.
Mirabelle plums are banned because true Mirabelles are grown only in Lorraine, France and import laws make them nearly impossible to procure in the United States
Nope, they grow all over Europe and northern Africa, I have one in my garden (germany)
I was thinking it's because they could potentially bring insects and certain diseases that the United States doesn't have making it almost impossible to fight them off.
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😱WTF
Yea i know about maggot cheese
It's creamy
is this a cursed comment
More like magnet cheese
*Those Americans who still think Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in USA*:
On this basis, the staff took the position that Kinder Surprise was in violation of the small parts regulation and should be banned from importation into the US. Kinder Surprise eggs are legal in Canada and Mexico, but are illegal to import into the US.
My grandpa grows those plums in his backyard
Krystyl Obas Damn your grandma is male???
whoa
Krystyl Obas profile pic matches up
Krystyl Obas "grandma" "his" what the fuck is its gender male or female
Jett Warner Krystyl Obas just trying to be political correct ☺
KINDER EGGS ARE SOOOOOO GOOD
And they don't look like that anymore.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just bought a kinder egg the other day in usa!
SpartanEx I know
Kinder bueno is also bomb!!! Oh, and kinder schoko bons are amazing!!!
SO THAT IS WHY CRUELELLA DEV IL LIVES IN ENGLAND
lol
The us DOES have kinder surprise eggs
called kinder joys.
they’re just different. It has one side containing the toy, and the other side has DELICIOUS chocolate, but the chocolate part is VERY different compared to what y’all are used to. It’s been a while since I’ve had one, but here’s what I remember: melted white chocolate with balls of normal chocolate that tastes AWESOME! If you visit, you should try it and maybe a pepperoni roll from WV
Absinthe, even containing wormwood, is available in the USA. it's just not in every state, yet. I got some last time I was in Louisiana.
I haven't watched this yet, but lemme guess Kinder eggs are on this list.
EDIT: I was right..
What I meant was I watched the video with the comment in the box
Creeperkiller u DIDENT edit it, if u did it would say u edited it...and it dosent
XpertPro 9990 lol that dude had an epic fail
Creeperkiller You're a fucking liar
lol
If i superglue the fur from my cats brush to my hat will i get arrested
Idk
You can spin it into yarn and thread and use that
yes
But why would you want it, that’s kinda nasty
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
They sell kinder eggs at 7-11🤦🏽♀️
Tiffinphilly The company altered the design and the ban was lifted. This is an old video. When it was made, the kinder eggs were banned.
They aren’t the same ones.
Those are kinder joy eggs. They took the toy out of it and lifted the ban.
We still have surprise kinder. eggs in California
1 million subs no vids Well at least I can find a lot of sassafras plants (I live in Maryland) I don't care
1 million subs no vids loser you only have 4 subs 😂
Daphne Rose why did you have to point this out he even says "I'm trying to do this" not I already have them fucking dumbass
Justin Bivians thank you
Daphne Rose You are a jerk go get a life
well, problem... there was something in the 90s in America called the Nestle wonder ball.... chocolate ball with cool shit inside.
So basically it was very similar to a Kinder Egg but not quite?
Yeah, but it was discontinued because kids kept choking on them.
Unlike this there was no large pod, just small toys that totally could be choked on.
Phil Thomas I see.
Phil Thomas I remember those! They were the shit! #90schildhood
Kinder eggs are the best things ever to have existed ever
I like to think of these eggs as darwin award winner eggs. If stoopid enough to choke to death on egg, no need for human race.
I live in america and there are kinder eggs
We have kinder eggs in Maryland but the toy is not inside of the egg, it just comes with the egg
koila maoh
Kind of what my husband says..He is German..
This video was awesome, and incredible, I don’t know if it was your facial expressions or the way you were talking but it just cracked me up after a long hard day. Thank you so much, I am now subscribed to your channel.
I live in Britain where we all love kinder eggs and anyone who doesn't have them in your country then your missing out
yeah i live in america, so we cant have kinder surprise eggs yet me have toys in cereal boxes. i swear i'm moving to Britain xD
PurpleIce we have kinder eggs in America just at sorta weirder stores
Sanctuary official we actually do have kinder eggs here in America, I see them all the time in stores
Burger Dude i live in america and havent seen any at all, maybe its jsust the area i live in
PurpleIce we got toys in some cereal in U.K. Too
USA, the only country where Kinder Surprise Eggs are more dangerous than kid sized real guns.
Jose Maldo they sell it around where I live
Jose Maldo They've got them where I live too. They aren't illegal, and anyone can buy them online if they don't have them locally.
Jose Maldo Actaully I buy Kinder eggs all the time, stop believing the internet.
I love kinder surprise eggs. When i was living in germany my parents always bought them for me.
yes that would be lit fam
OMG same. But at least there's a German store near me that sells the regular Kinder bars. Oh! and Milka too! :)
(But I do miss collecting those little toys though... :/)
When I lived in Missouri, we had sassafras tea and candy all the time. It was good.
I think I've heard of several people that made blankets, stuffed animals and other things out of dog hair. There was no harm, it was shedded hair that was collected, so when the dog died the human still had remains of the dog with them. It is either kinda cool or kinda weird. Maybe a little of both?