Catholic Unintentional ASMR PART 2 👼 MORE Relaxing Religious Shopping TV (Compilation)

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  • Опубліковано 4 чер 2024
  • Original Channel: EWTN
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  • @Meow-oo7yk
    @Meow-oo7yk 2 роки тому +3268

    This is basically, “just dropped some new merch,” religious style

  • @belindagarridodesigns7598
    @belindagarridodesigns7598 2 роки тому +6114

    This feels like an SNL sketch and I love it

  • @kizzy2874
    @kizzy2874 2 роки тому +4381

    The holy water key chain is so perfect for those spontaneous exorsisms you may have to perform while out and about. You can never be to careful after all!

    • @haleycolaizzi2798
      @haleycolaizzi2798 2 роки тому +46

      That took me over the edge 🤣

    • @yugiohboosterpackvirgin4496
      @yugiohboosterpackvirgin4496 2 роки тому +27

      Out and about 😂

    • @rabadu1076
      @rabadu1076 2 роки тому +39

      To exorcise your local lgbt

    • @MileenasDentist
      @MileenasDentist 2 роки тому +38

      Pray and spray 😂

    • @moshito3809
      @moshito3809 2 роки тому +4

      Hey I have a genuine question, why are people laughing? This comment looks funny but I’m not sure why people are laughing. What did you mean by this?

  • @KaylaLoe
    @KaylaLoe 5 місяців тому +362

    "We have some pretty exciting saints on the calender this week" I am SOLD

  • @gojibbq
    @gojibbq Рік тому +709

    her voice: soothing
    her sales pitch: absurd
    love it

    • @gojibbq
      @gojibbq Рік тому

      real talk though, as a neurodivergent lgbt person i find religious consumerism like this to be very sinister. these images are so often used to quash minorities and other oppressed groups with strawman non-arguments, and here they are being sold as kitschy household ornaments. it makes them feel weirdly meaningless? like, buy your messiah for 8.99. you can avoid hell if you just give us your money and get a bunch of God Merch!!! and don't forget, you're being watched always!!
      it's 3am and i'm feeling conflicted about this lol

    • @gojibbq
      @gojibbq Рік тому +26

      holy SHIT i hadn't even gotten to the fucking stars and stripes pro life cross this is so eerie holy shit. separation of church and state who???????

    • @agentk8184
      @agentk8184 Рік тому +10

      @@gojibbqI hope down the road you will find peace. Forgive your father, nothing will be aligned if you don’t. God loves you

    • @ryanhelton1865
      @ryanhelton1865 Рік тому +22

      @@agentk8184 god smells

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +9

      @@gojibbq May God forgive you for your sacrilegious language! And if you hate this so much, why are you watching it?

  • @outofcuriosity3203
    @outofcuriosity3203 2 роки тому +1299

    Her Latin pronunciation was on point, I'm actually impressed

    • @michellelee8933
      @michellelee8933 2 роки тому +190

      Choirs certainly helped. But if home girl really is THAT devout, I bet she has the latin copy of the bible somewhere in her house.

    • @Penelope-rc6xl
      @Penelope-rc6xl Рік тому +44

      i mean she can't pronounce english words so she's got to have at least one language down

    • @nicolasbruno829
      @nicolasbruno829 Рік тому +20

      I was very surprised that she actually pronounced the Us like Us. Also I think I heard a tapped R!

    • @Burt472
      @Burt472 5 місяців тому +8

      I do confirm on that....Ciao from Italy

    • @sameash3153
      @sameash3153 5 місяців тому +14

      Catholics do not speak Latin. They just have a few phrases memorized. I have tried talking to them in Latin and they never can respond.

  • @Brandi2765
    @Brandi2765 2 роки тому +2481

    These are my favorite! I can’t wait to learn more about Our Lady’s wardrobe in her heavenly mansion. I hope she had a walk in closet.

    • @jamiemarie4894
      @jamiemarie4894 2 роки тому +66

      I love some good sarcasm.

    • @the_lily_rose
      @the_lily_rose 2 роки тому +41

      I want to know what that book says now!

    • @crzyphoenix
      @crzyphoenix 2 роки тому +4

      💀💀💀

    • @Sarahnotsayruh
      @Sarahnotsayruh 2 роки тому +36

      @@the_lily_rose It's about the different apparitions of Mary throught history and cultures.

    • @the_lily_rose
      @the_lily_rose 2 роки тому +25

      @@Sarahnotsayruh
      Now that IS interesting. Thanks.

  • @clivey14
    @clivey14 2 роки тому +3372

    I’m constantly torn between being fascinated by her soothing voice and wanting to shriek with laughter

    • @dansplans86
      @dansplans86 2 роки тому +196

      Agreed, it’s too funny to be relaxing. The dogma clothing nearly killed me

    • @caroled3943
      @caroled3943 2 роки тому +34

      @@dansplans86 rofl what does that even mean? Not sure if the "iced blue cap" or that holy water font for "my prayer space" is sillier.

    • @dansplans86
      @dansplans86 2 роки тому +77

      @@caroled3943 I’m a recovering Catholic so I know that a dogma is an opinion that requires no evidence but is still taken very seriously. I’ve never heard of it living loudly but the cap can literally be translated to say “I’m full of loud, baseless opinions” which just cracks me up. Give them points for honesty at least!

    • @caroled3943
      @caroled3943 2 роки тому +11

      @@dansplans86 lolololol@ recovering catholic. Well arent you a bold and brazen article?

    • @temporallabsol9531
      @temporallabsol9531 2 роки тому +1

      Pretty sure she is too.

  • @WhispList
    @WhispList 5 місяців тому +134

    Man, I’m not remotely religious, but I honestly really wish I was. I’d love to be able to take this much comfort in random little nicknacks that I can keep on my person.

    • @WhispList
      @WhispList 5 місяців тому +31

      @@jdk67 It’s not the decorations I want lol, it’s the spiritual comfort she takes in them.

    • @mrbotitas18
      @mrbotitas18 4 місяці тому +2

      Same🥺

    • @saltiestsiren
      @saltiestsiren 3 місяці тому +16

      I can relate. Must be nice to have a sense of stability and meaning in an everchanging and technically-meaningless world too

    • @jerseygirlASMR
      @jerseygirlASMR 3 місяці тому +11

      you can accept Jesus and feel this way all the time. There was a reason you found this! He loves you and I do too, Remember the resurrection is a proven historic documented event that's never been proven wrong. Wish you all the best!

    • @megansarah3805
      @megansarah3805 3 місяці тому +8

      @@jerseygirlASMRthats a nice thought on your part, I know you mean very well. Everyone is different and thinks differently though 😊 we all have different belief systems and morals that are shaped by our environment. I am also someone who is not religious, I’ve given it thought but it’s just not for me. If I don’t genuinely believe in something in not going to pretend to but I don’t discredit what anyone else believes. It sounds like the commenter is the same way, they just like the idea of finding comfort in it but religion isn’t something suited for them. It’s a beautiful thing that we are all so different, I know it can be hard to accept that others don’t think or feel the same way as you do though.. I’m sure we all struggle with that in some way

  • @winx123rocks
    @winx123rocks 5 місяців тому +173

    suddenly i am 7 years old in 2003, i had woken up in the middle of the night and i am supper uncomfortable. i turn the tv on and this on, i can relax when i close my eyes.

  • @asecretone
    @asecretone 2 роки тому +457

    "Yeah yeah, how much for that paintin where that sheep is tryin to eat that baby?"

  • @fudsterhomme
    @fudsterhomme 2 роки тому +475

    Finally! A way to carry around holy water without having to get my hands wet 🙏

    • @noahxcuse
      @noahxcuse 2 роки тому +12

      The bottle is also waterproof (ironically). That's what the rubber ring is for on the lid. We used to have an almost identical "holder" on our dogs collar with our info in it when I was a kid 🤣

    • @Cowclops
      @Cowclops 2 роки тому +3

      You know Simon Belmont has a holy water keychain.

    • @kizzy2874
      @kizzy2874 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣

    • @fudsterhomme
      @fudsterhomme 2 роки тому +1

      @@noahxcuse that’s an interesting story…

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +1

      Oh my, aren't you the clever one.

  • @augustq5721
    @augustq5721 2 роки тому +928

    I actually lost it when you wrote “thanks I’m cured” when she said that quote about anxiety 😂🤣

    • @JessicaN555
      @JessicaN555 2 роки тому +5

      SAME 😂😂😂

    • @i_kill_cereal
      @i_kill_cereal 2 роки тому +5

      Do you have the timestamp if you don't mind?

    • @PS-ys2rc
      @PS-ys2rc 2 роки тому +56

      @@i_kill_cereal 19:21

    • @MyrnaaaM
      @MyrnaaaM 2 роки тому +2

      Hahahahaha

    • @ChrisCanomi
      @ChrisCanomi Рік тому +14

      I dont like that sometimes hes kind of disrespectful towards qhat these ppl say, I know its a business but come onnnn

  • @findcalm
    @findcalm  2 роки тому +540

    Praise the Saints:) For everyone wondering: Yes I'm still alive, just too much work at dayjob (and playing Elden Ring)- sorry. I plan to make more videos again soon. Thanks for your patience*

    • @MrXPeaceLP
      @MrXPeaceLP 2 роки тому +13

      Thanks for letting us rest at this site of grace nonetheless!

    • @Mac-st8fd
      @Mac-st8fd 2 роки тому +1

      God bless you

    • @shelbywatson1752
      @shelbywatson1752 2 роки тому +13

      I hope you're having better luck in Elden Ring than I am. I had no idea what I was getting into and am STRUGGLING.

    • @mlissa3232
      @mlissa3232 2 роки тому +1

      Glad you're not dead, can't wait to see what you post next!

    • @dancingvirgil
      @dancingvirgil 2 роки тому +2

      No need to apologise. Live your life, be happy.

  • @TheForeignersNetwork
    @TheForeignersNetwork 2 роки тому +621

    As a cultural Catholic I actually really love this video and this woman's voice--She has the same ethos as a lot of my family members in terms of how calm she is when she talks about her faith. I no longer practice Catholicism in the way that I used to but I still find this comforting so thank you.

    • @TheForeignersNetwork
      @TheForeignersNetwork 2 роки тому +82

      Okay I just got to the part with the Election Day Rosary... This is part of the reason I'm not as Catholic as I used to be lmao. The performative patriotism is just ridiculous

    • @furbees2662
      @furbees2662 Рік тому +15

      @@TheForeignersNetwork yeah its odd, but i think it shows they know their audience probably (except for all of us)

    • @thebeasters
      @thebeasters Рік тому +9

      Just completely oblivious to reality.
      I actually envy people with this affliction of latent schizophrenia

    • @furbees2662
      @furbees2662 Рік тому +39

      @@thebeasters what are you talking about

    • @sulyvahnthetyrant7378
      @sulyvahnthetyrant7378 Рік тому

      @@thebeasters What kind of A-hole are you?

  • @PlebeianGoth
    @PlebeianGoth 2 роки тому +279

    Not gonna lie, I ain't christian but I do like that tablet cover with the icons on it

  • @cyprienkuran
    @cyprienkuran 5 місяців тому +108

    Can one or more of the great ASMRtists make a version of this but with magical/religious items from Dungeons and Dragons? I need a home shopping network prompt but with DnD items!

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 5 місяців тому +11

      that's actually a brilliant idea

    • @cyprienkuran
      @cyprienkuran 5 місяців тому +2

      @@Eisenwulf666thank you 😊

  • @squirrelturdz6868
    @squirrelturdz6868 5 місяців тому +67

    Emily has no clue of what a legend she has become? Brilliant!!

  • @LouUlai0412
    @LouUlai0412 10 місяців тому +191

    I’m not religious at all but I find all of this very fascinating. Her voice and inflection is so soothing!

  • @rear_flank
    @rear_flank 5 місяців тому +14

    I love the clouds out the windows like this was broadcasting live from Heaven

  • @xer0c
    @xer0c 10 місяців тому +117

    Man, that holy water bottle keychain would be great to have. Never know when a vampire or demon is gonna jump out and get you.

  • @swsephy
    @swsephy 2 роки тому +266

    NGL that holy water keychain thing is hilarious and I kind of want it.

    • @kodypendleton3151
      @kodypendleton3151 2 роки тому +64

      fill it with a tiny shot of vodka in case of emergencies

    • @swsephy
      @swsephy 2 роки тому +10

      @@kodypendleton3151 I like the way you think

    • @psychickoi
      @psychickoi 2 роки тому +57

      Everybody laughing until you're face to face with a vampire and have no holy water safely stored in your handy dandy keychain 🤷 🤷

    • @paulnortham
      @paulnortham 2 роки тому +7

      Nothing in UK Catholic culture to match this! You may laugh, but when the fever takes you, you can end up with draws full of this stuff! And no-one binds a book like the Catholics.

    • @carissapaglino4591
      @carissapaglino4591 2 роки тому

      @@paulnortham 😂

  • @neutraloatmilkhotel
    @neutraloatmilkhotel 4 місяці тому +22

    The jewelry that can remind us of Mother Angelica is so coquette 🫶🏻

  • @thatwifeofhis7815
    @thatwifeofhis7815 2 роки тому +81

    She's so sweet. L&D nurses can baptize in cases of imminent death, for those wondering why the holy water keychain.

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 2 роки тому +23

      Any person can do it in an emergency, even a non Catholic actually. Anyone with the "requisite intention."

    • @thatwifeofhis7815
      @thatwifeofhis7815 2 роки тому +19

      @@littleboots9800 Right. I was just giving an example of a type of person who might want the keychain (labor and delivery nurse.)

    • @littleboots9800
      @littleboots9800 2 роки тому +13

      @@thatwifeofhis7815Yes, a good example of a likely scenario. My niece was a preemie baptised at the hospital. There was a priest on hand luckily, a great comfort to her mother who's a Catholic.

  • @lydieluck7753
    @lydieluck7753 5 місяців тому +74

    My family is Catholic and this reminds me of the kind of Knick knacks that my Grandma would collect in her house. Thanks for uploading this, it has a cozy feel to it!

  • @spottsfreund
    @spottsfreund Рік тому +47

    Ngl the stuff she's selling is pretty beautiful for the most part

  • @gummypoppa
    @gummypoppa 2 роки тому +532

    watching this as a muslim on ramadan surely is an experience LOL it was very relaxing tho!

    • @loljk1991
      @loljk1991 2 роки тому +8

      Warning, You are committing blasphemy....
      JK

    • @afreshloafofgarlicbread6307
      @afreshloafofgarlicbread6307 2 роки тому +85

      watching it as a jew during passover here lmao. ramadan mubarak!

    • @gummypoppa
      @gummypoppa 2 роки тому +58

      @@afreshloafofgarlicbread6307 happy passover to you as well!

    • @williamsstephens
      @williamsstephens 2 роки тому +34

      Happy EasterPassoverRamadan to everyone.

    • @shadowofnoc5760
      @shadowofnoc5760 2 роки тому +12

      No one cares haha!

  • @hellbones
    @hellbones 3 місяці тому +10

    she's so good at her job tbh love her

  • @babyspice945
    @babyspice945 5 місяців тому +16

    Babe wake up, new religious merch just dropped

  • @rebeccaedwards5710
    @rebeccaedwards5710 2 роки тому +101

    I hate that you introduced me to these EWTN videos. Now every Monday when they post new videos I have to listen. Emily Lasusa is currently on break and I miss her 😭.

    • @AlexisTwoLastNames
      @AlexisTwoLastNames 2 роки тому +6

      your comment made me realize they have a youtube channel. wow lol. i’m looking thru it now because i’m so curiius

    • @kittywhiskers996
      @kittywhiskers996 6 місяців тому +2

      Doooood now I’m going to have to check out that channel

    • @Apes_are_monkeys
      @Apes_are_monkeys 3 місяці тому

      ​@@AlexisTwoLastNamesI was almost sure this was a sketch before I saw the channel holy shit

  • @JustWingingIt01
    @JustWingingIt01 3 місяці тому +7

    As a devout catholic I must say that I loved every second of this video! ❤. Thank you for sharing.

  • @daveatron_
    @daveatron_ 2 роки тому +361

    Ohhhhhh my god I'm so happy there's more of this, I'm completely obsessed with your first video of her. 10/10 for weirdness and 10/10 for asmr

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +5

      Why do you find this weird, and if it's so weird, why are you watching it?

    • @pezfam
      @pezfam 5 місяців тому +7

      @@stephanie4949it’s weird for the same reason reiki videos and esoteric healing videos are weird. They can still give great asmr

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 5 місяців тому +3

      @@pezfam I'm guessing that if you don't believe in anything supernatural, you might find it weird. But please don't equate it with Reiki videos and such. Reiki relies on so-called "spirit guides" that have nothing to do with God, holy angels, or heaven. In other words, they are demonic spirits. The EWTN Catalog sells items that are "holy reminders" of heavenly things: God, the holy angels and saints, and the only faith community founded by Christ Himself.

    • @pezfam
      @pezfam 5 місяців тому +6

      @@stephanie4949 why would someone that doesn’t accept the supernatural as true accept the special pleading of your specific dogmatic position?
      And while historians do largely agree that an apocalyptic preacher name Yeshua existed in Judea at that time, they do not accept any supernatural claims. And it could pretty easily be argued that Christianity wasn’t founded by Jesus, but was founded by Paul, who used some early stories of Jesus as the foundation of HIS new religion.

    • @solidfeline9093
      @solidfeline9093 5 місяців тому

      ​@@stephanie4949 fuck god

  • @MsShellectable
    @MsShellectable 2 роки тому +66

    As a fan of ASMR, I can vouch for Emily's ability to instill peace and ease one's way to dreamland.

  • @jh1328
    @jh1328 2 роки тому +48

    Blessed are those who sling merch shamelessly.

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +1

      Oh, so religious people aren't allowed to sell anything, only secular people? Talk about bigotry and double standards! EWTN is a nonprofit; it depends on donations and selling items in its online catalogue to fund its operations.

    • @jh1328
      @jh1328 Рік тому +11

      @@stephanie4949 Ok, Stephanie.

  • @ladygrey4078
    @ladygrey4078 5 місяців тому +11

    “Sweet Jesus’ Baby Arms!” is my new favorite expression.

    • @libragirl4471
      @libragirl4471 3 місяці тому

      Can't you just hear it flowing from your lips when you stub your toe?

  • @ellaweeks4089
    @ellaweeks4089 5 місяців тому +9

    the fake sky backdrop kills me. heavenly

  • @aosth5
    @aosth5 2 роки тому +65

    Her voice is so comforting

  • @raydragerns3657
    @raydragerns3657 5 місяців тому +9

    I used to watch Mother Angelica leading the Rosary at like 3 in the morning when I couldn't sleep. I had no idea I was missing out on miss Emily.

  • @zephgamez
    @zephgamez 2 роки тому +153

    As a devout Catholic I love these!

    • @maxgregorycompositions6216
      @maxgregorycompositions6216 2 роки тому +3

      Will I go to hell if I'm not a Catholic?

    • @she7061
      @she7061 2 роки тому +17

      @@maxgregorycompositions6216 I mean I don’t think you will, so long as you’re a good person

    • @she7061
      @she7061 2 роки тому +15

      @@maxgregorycompositions6216 but idk because I’m Jewish

    • @Flameysaur
      @Flameysaur 2 роки тому +11

      Max Gregory Compositions no one knows what happens after life. good luck though

    • @bjorn-jameshanrahan8183
      @bjorn-jameshanrahan8183 2 роки тому +5

      Christianity: Roman oppressors edition

  • @DarkMachineNation
    @DarkMachineNation 2 роки тому +109

    The zoom in on the angel during the intro made me howl with laughter.

    • @MsShellectable
      @MsShellectable 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 So much better than a snack-size ziplock bag.

    • @suzettecraig1811
      @suzettecraig1811 2 роки тому

      Which part? The one of Saint Michael statue? lol

  • @bigmike9128
    @bigmike9128 2 роки тому +38

    She's super cute and wholesome.

  • @carols.4252
    @carols.4252 5 місяців тому +27

    When I was a very little girl, I visited my great grandmother who lived in a room in my grandparents house. Her room was chockablock full of Catholic regalia. Statues. Rosaries. Artwork. A holy water fount. Prayer cards. I was utterly fascinated with her. She was the oldest person I knew, she was in her nineties. I was fascinated with all her stuff. I loved her showing me these things. I loved hearing her stories. She had more rosaries than anyone I’ve ever known. Some made of wood, crystal, pearls, you name it. Each had its own storage box. But I don’t think that anything she had anything made by widows of Colombian drug wars.

    • @HadassaMoon144
      @HadassaMoon144 5 місяців тому +2

      Her being able to share her items with you and tell her stories SURELY was a highlight of her life. What beautiful memories.

    • @alanamoogk348
      @alanamoogk348 4 місяці тому +2

      See i dont get wht catholics have so many idols. Putting your faith into statues and holy water and rosaries etc for protectiom is super blasphemous. Our only needed protection is the Holy Spirit of God through Christ.
      Catholic stuff is totally gorgeous though, i just dont get the obvious contradictions of catholics believing faith plus works, then openly commiting idolatry.

    • @lolboy546
      @lolboy546 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@alanamoogk348 It's not idolatry, they don't worship the statues. The items don't have any power, they're just powerful reminders of God, the angels, etc.

    • @alanamoogk348
      @alanamoogk348 3 місяці тому

      @@lolboy546 how do you explain Holy water then? Especially used in religious rituals /exorcism if they don't believe it has power? I understand what you mean about the statues and whatnot as reminders, same like wearing a cross around your neck.

    • @nononsensechristianity
      @nononsensechristianity Місяць тому +1

      @Alana: this is one part of the internet I never imagined I would bump into you 🤣🤣
      Salutations

  • @slave4glue
    @slave4glue 2 роки тому +34

    Im not catholic but I love that tapestry book bag, would definitely use that.

  • @berserkerbard
    @berserkerbard 5 місяців тому +55

    I’m a Catholic and this is relaxing… but also I want some of these things! 🥺

  • @saraflynn5984
    @saraflynn5984 Рік тому +16

    Me whipping out the holy water keychain in the club so I can ✨bless✨ my cranberry juice 👁️👄👁️

  • @someone8240
    @someone8240 Рік тому +22

    As a jeweler, I admire the craftsmanship

  • @OneWingedMenace
    @OneWingedMenace 2 роки тому +195

    Yes, cold hard capitalism. Truly the way of God.

    • @credo3497
      @credo3497 2 роки тому +40

      It’s just selling decorations and icons and such. Selling things have been a concept since human intelligence.

    • @futuristica1710
      @futuristica1710 2 роки тому +17

      Why don’t you ask the megachurches to elaborate on that topic!

    • @An_dres_art
      @An_dres_art 2 роки тому

      Selling stuff made by mostly nuns to hold their monasteries and their TV channel... Cold hard capitalism, sure Che Guevara...

    • @Sarahnotsayruh
      @Sarahnotsayruh 2 роки тому +14

      This is how they fund a lot of their programming bc they don't have regular commercials. Lol no one is getting rich working at EWTN.

    • @credo3497
      @credo3497 2 роки тому +3

      @@Ambers3rdFupaRoll Jesus didn’t write a whole book nor did he advocate for any political/economic ideologies. He came to earth to die for our sins.

  • @gissellest333
    @gissellest333 10 місяців тому +27

    I came here for her soothing voice but the comments are just comedic gold. 😂😂

  • @watersfakeplants
    @watersfakeplants 2 роки тому +50

    I lost it at tablet OR Bible case 😂

  • @eduardooramaeddie4006
    @eduardooramaeddie4006 Рік тому +14

    REMEMBERING MOTHER ANGELICA 🙏

  • @HenryRaeburn367
    @HenryRaeburn367 2 роки тому +78

    As a Catholic I feel guilty! as I haven't purchased anything although the tapestry resurrection multi case looks fantastic

    • @infinitepain00
      @infinitepain00 2 роки тому +4

      Fear is the mind killer

    • @HenryRaeburn367
      @HenryRaeburn367 5 місяців тому +1

      @SeaWitch99 yes I must admit we Catholics do like to wear jewellery that reminds us of Roman torture techniques. Crown of thrones ring crucifixes horrendous implements

    • @garretthoy5066
      @garretthoy5066 4 місяці тому +1

      Jesus would not probably not approve of this merchandise, he was angry at business being conducted on temple grounds - what would he think of for profit material like this?

  • @sarah-xy2ui
    @sarah-xy2ui 2 роки тому +269

    My favorite part was "There is something so irresistible about a child."

    • @sunnyquinn3888
      @sunnyquinn3888 2 роки тому +49

      They're too innocent to even realize how that sounds to more "worldly" ears, bless them!

    • @caroled3943
      @caroled3943 2 роки тому +10

      Right? Paging Dr. Freud...

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 2 роки тому +6

      STOP 💀

    • @vanessa_official.212
      @vanessa_official.212 2 роки тому +16

      That's what a priest say's.

    • @moonlightkoranic6196
      @moonlightkoranic6196 2 роки тому

      @Sanctus Paulus 1962 you mean unoriginal?

  • @abbynormal9050
    @abbynormal9050 5 місяців тому +34

    If my Grandma listened to ASMR, this would be her jam.
    In all seriousness, I really enjoy this and would totally rock that tapestry resurrection tablet/bible case.

  • @cheekyDevlin
    @cheekyDevlin 2 роки тому +61

    It was the statue hand painted by Columbian drug widows that did me in. lol

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +15

      Women who lost their husbands to violence now being able to make a living and support their families by using their talent to produce beautiful religious art. Yup, just hilarious. NOT.

  • @Morgenstern11133
    @Morgenstern11133 3 місяці тому +2

    I used to put this kind of program on tv when I wanted to sleep. It works
    Nowadays I listen to tarot readings on UA-cam to sleep, it works as well

  • @sharksmate
    @sharksmate 2 роки тому +15

    I really loved the first part from this series and found the video along with your commentary quite fascinating. Thanks for another hidden gem ❤

  • @brittnyann
    @brittnyann 5 місяців тому +6

    My mom used to buy us so many Catholic gifts as kids 😅 she also listened to EWTN.
    She gave us lots of medals, rosaries, holy cards, shirts, saint story CDs, saint statues… this list goes on.

    • @jdk67
      @jdk67 5 місяців тому +3

      Wholesome

  • @CorpseTongji
    @CorpseTongji 2 роки тому +27

    im so soothed by this . like wow im living the life all my highschool bullies currently have

  • @ammproyectosyobras
    @ammproyectosyobras 5 місяців тому +4

    It’s amazing: the shop TV channels look equal in every country. Same background, same colors and same design.

  • @Nightwing01010
    @Nightwing01010 2 роки тому +34

    That sheep picture is terrifying

    • @TGQwerty
      @TGQwerty 2 роки тому +17

      The fact this cult is so influential after 2000 years is terrifying.

    • @Mac-st8fd
      @Mac-st8fd 2 роки тому +6

      Terrifying to the wicked maybe

    • @TGQwerty
      @TGQwerty 2 роки тому +5

      @@Mac-st8fd What is terrifying is the brain-washing.
      And please, "The wicked' Ooo! So exaggerated. No one who isn't indoctrinated in your religion is "terrified" of your made up god character or his magic powers. That's more of a you problem.

    • @matthewm5581
      @matthewm5581 2 роки тому +2

      @@TGQwerty Go back to Reddit, cringelord.

    • @TGQwerty
      @TGQwerty 2 роки тому +4

      @@matthewm5581 Oh sir, I'm wounded by your words. Surely no one has said exactly what you said to anyone else. Also what you wrote completely justifies that we should ALL believe in Catholic rhetoric. You should get a Nobel Prize!!

  • @elphbwckd212
    @elphbwckd212 2 роки тому +122

    I find it hard to believe this isn't 100% satire. I'm laughing my ass off that this is a serious thing 🤣

    • @StealthySpace7
      @StealthySpace7 2 роки тому +40

      I know right? The picture of white Jesus with curly blond hair had me laughing

    • @jamiemarie4894
      @jamiemarie4894 2 роки тому +38

      The DOGMA lives LOUDLY within me. So aggressive.

    • @HipixOFFICIAL
      @HipixOFFICIAL 2 роки тому +14

      @@jamiemarie4894 Jesus is inside me. I yell his name loudly.

    • @johnyseimah229
      @johnyseimah229 2 роки тому +3

      @@StealthySpace7 he never existed so who the f cares what they make it look like

    • @thebeasters
      @thebeasters 2 роки тому +3

      People are insane. Still talking to their food at dinner

  • @SmolAliens
    @SmolAliens 5 місяців тому +18

    I LOST MY SHIT at the American Flag cross on that one rosary. Absolute insanity.

  • @xepher3642
    @xepher3642 5 місяців тому +17

    Just wanted some unintentional asmr but started raising an eyebrow once I realized several of these items are laying around my parents house, particularly the statues. I always wondered where they got those from, lol.

    • @jdk67
      @jdk67 5 місяців тому +2

      My mom ain’t even Catholic and she has some of these items 😂

  • @YukisTwin
    @YukisTwin 2 роки тому +567

    I have to laugh at the shirt being 50% polyester and 50% cotton. Doesn’t it say somewhere in the Bible you can’t wear mixed fabric? 😂 a very relaxing video otherwise!

    • @JustyMe
      @JustyMe 2 роки тому +51

      @Reagan yeah, in Catholic Church people follow mainly the New Testament as a religious text, the old one is mostly treated as a historical/symbolic text (fun fact, they are not creationists for example).

    • @riseuplight
      @riseuplight 2 роки тому +12

      We don't care about the Old Testament anymore

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 2 роки тому +35

      @@riseuplight which is wild because they have the better stories!

    • @taisah
      @taisah 2 роки тому +50

      @Scooby Doo aren't these rules supposed to be timeless? What is so divine about a religion if humans are allowed to alter it however they like? Lol

    • @JessicaN555
      @JessicaN555 2 роки тому +95

      They pick and choose. The New Testament doesn't provide ANY direction on what to follow in regards to homosexuality, but they will quote Old Testament verses up and down damning it. The Bible also teaches us to not cling to material possessions, but here we are making statues and fancy jewelry in "honor" of Christ 😂 I admit this is insanely relaxing though!

  • @lr2564
    @lr2564 Рік тому +8

    I'm SO relieved I know the exact measurements from hook to cross...phew!

  • @ninamal6
    @ninamal6 2 роки тому +13

    I’m so excited for this-I listen to the first one all the time. Edit: I think her voice got softer!

  • @LonelyRider87
    @LonelyRider87 Рік тому +11

    It's all so beautiful. It makes me miss someone special. Ty for sharing. 🪶

  • @awsome182
    @awsome182 5 місяців тому +10

    The "Thanks I'm cured" at around 19:40 made me laugh out loud 😃

  • @danarossa
    @danarossa 2 роки тому +20

    Thank you for your work!
    your compilations are always great to help forget a little about worries. I really needed it today

  • @mikedagostino6767
    @mikedagostino6767 9 місяців тому +8

    Unreal how a voice can do this, Mother Angelica and Bob Ross r the G.O.A.Ts

  • @applesomething
    @applesomething 2 роки тому +9

    I really like this. I know you have posted her before but I never really paid attention until now. It's like she knows exactly what she's doing to us!

  • @bexmw
    @bexmw 2 роки тому +24

    The rojhary is back!

    • @saughs
      @saughs 2 роки тому +5

      Every time she says it I’m like… Rooozhury

    • @carissapaglino4591
      @carissapaglino4591 2 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @joemarsden68
      @joemarsden68 2 роки тому +3

      this comment wins the internet

    • @bexmw
      @bexmw 2 роки тому +1

      @@joemarsden68 that’s all I’ve ever wanted

  • @Roofers-Nail-Hardest
    @Roofers-Nail-Hardest 5 місяців тому +5

    Unbelievable. I’ve never seen shopping channel ASMR and I’ve been watching for over a decade now. I’m happy this was recommended to me, it’s well done.

    • @cbh4166
      @cbh4166 5 місяців тому

      I think this is an actual shopping channel video! but QVC style asmr does exist :)

  • @QualityJeverage
    @QualityJeverage 2 роки тому +59

    oh I love these thank you. I grew up in Catholic school and then went *hard* being an atheist in high school, being a rebel, like you do. I'm glad Reddit wasn't a thing yet or I might have fallen into r/atheism and never escaped.
    There's something special about these clips- the obviously relaxing voice combined with the absolutely wild extreme Christianity I grew up with. Almost comforting, in a very strange and not-actually-comforting way.
    (And just so I'm abundantly clear: Yes I chilled out and moved away from declaring myself a capital A Atheist. I think religion has a place in some people's lives and if it brings you meaning or peace or joy then I support you 1000%. If it tells you (or if you use it) to hate and hurt and exclude, you have none of my support. Obviously.)

    • @Mac-st8fd
      @Mac-st8fd 2 роки тому +4

      Jesus christ is king

    • @QualityJeverage
      @QualityJeverage 2 роки тому +7

      @@Mac-st8fd Ok

    • @ryanhelton1865
      @ryanhelton1865 2 роки тому +9

      I 100% agree I’m a teacher in the UK and I’ve seen first hand how religion can help people but unfortunately I’ve seen more of how the destroy lives and drive young people to suicide. There is a very dark side to every religion unfortunately and it’s the side people don’t talk about.
      I’m sure if they did more people would look on religions differently.

    • @Mac-st8fd
      @Mac-st8fd 2 роки тому +2

      @@QualityJeverage godbless you sir

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому

      @@ryanhelton1865 How do you define "the dark side"?

  • @chomskysfavefive
    @chomskysfavefive 5 місяців тому +5

    She is BASED! I love the icons and tapestries.

  • @CoCpurplecobras
    @CoCpurplecobras 5 місяців тому +2

    I’m an atheist and this video did what many priests couldn’t. Cumverbeted me to Catholicism

  • @BeeABaw
    @BeeABaw 2 роки тому +17

    I love EWTN, Im not a religious person but the network is so soothing. When I'm down south at the beach I leave my TV on there channel all day.

  • @gbwater7460
    @gbwater7460 5 місяців тому +4

    this reminds me so much of my medieval art history class, this is exactly how my professor would describe the pieces. they loved fonts and diptychs!

  • @infoskrimp420
    @infoskrimp420 2 роки тому +32

    why is this so hilarious and entertaining! i’m home sick and this is my nap soundtrack, i doze off giggling

    • @stephanie4949
      @stephanie4949 Рік тому +4

      Why is it so hilarious?

    • @HelloHello8D
      @HelloHello8D 5 місяців тому

      ​@stephanie4949 the world becoming overtly atheistic finds religious things alienating at times

    • @Ri57490
      @Ri57490 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@stephanie4949 because this is very materialistic. Also, buying images of religious figures encourages idol worship. Just proves that Christianity is not the true faith.

    • @danielle-sheehan
      @danielle-sheehan 5 місяців тому

      @@Ri57490oh my Lord if you’re going to deny people their faith then why be here in the first place

  • @MaleOrderBride
    @MaleOrderBride 3 місяці тому +2

    She has a lovely voice❤ so soothing!!😊

  • @TheVeganIntrovert
    @TheVeganIntrovert 3 місяці тому +8

    Blessed is the man who calls this wonderful woman his wife.

  • @katesay1559
    @katesay1559 5 місяців тому +8

    "Now that she's in heaven she has an enormous mansion and a lot of clothes" 😂😂😂 I swear, I'm not religious but religions do have some great stories.

  • @TheJericho1123
    @TheJericho1123 2 роки тому +38

    they never have the "noah`s ark 2 gay lions" figures. dammit!

  • @quinevere
    @quinevere 2 роки тому +6

    YESS!!! I WAS HOPING YOU MIGHT UPLOAD MORE OF THESES!

  • @littleboots9800
    @littleboots9800 2 роки тому +14

    Anyone ever been to Lourdes? The village is a monument to tat. Its like a whole town of theme park style gift shops for Catholics. As well as the obvious rosaries and crucifixes, miraculous medals etc there are Fridge magnets, book markers, oven mitts, teatowels, baseball caps, cigarette lighters (?!!), ashtrays (I'm serious,) and all manner of garishly coloured statuettes and pictures. If they can print a picture of Mary or a Saint on it, they'll sell it!
    I don't mean to be offensive btw, the actual Grotto and springs is in a stunning area and its open 365 days a year and without exception everyone we met (and they came from every country you could think of,) were very kind.
    I'm a prod but being so close had to go. I wanted to take home some holy water for a freinds mum too. Worth a visit even for non Catholics.

  • @phoebesoeteman
    @phoebesoeteman 2 роки тому +9

    It’s the never breaking eye contact for me

  • @jerseygirlASMR
    @jerseygirlASMR 3 місяці тому +1

    SO RELAXING! May God bless and be with you always

  • @josephwalkowski
    @josephwalkowski Рік тому +4

    Appreciate you, Emily ❤️

  • @mimimary16
    @mimimary16 2 роки тому +17

    9:22 the joyful, soft voice as they zoom in on the devil being stepped on is chaotic

    • @andrewjenkins9965
      @andrewjenkins9965 2 роки тому +9

      It's fine, he likes it.
      "Step on me, heavenly daddy."

  • @beancate
    @beancate 2 роки тому +5

    I WANT TO BUY EVERYTHING NOW also Blessed Easter, my brothers and sisters.

  • @lillianjackson2709
    @lillianjackson2709 Місяць тому

    I went back through my watch and found this gem. Abostluey loves this; reminds me of waking up in the middle of the night to these types of shows running in the background.

  • @jnd_jnd
    @jnd_jnd 5 місяців тому +17

    Not religious but this is so soothing and relaxing we should thank her for these tingles tbh 😂

    • @udonkey431
      @udonkey431 5 місяців тому

      I mean no hate by saying this, I’m genuinely just confused but why do ppl keep saying “not religious” before they say what they wanna say???😭

  • @simonfernandes6809
    @simonfernandes6809 2 роки тому +112

    What are you going to use the tiny holy water keychain for? Fighting tiny vampires? Demonically possessed mice?

    • @simplysimplerer
      @simplysimplerer 2 роки тому +9

      What are you going to use that cross necklace for? Fighting vampires? Possessed mices? It's clearly just for them to have solace in something. It's not that deep.

    • @Xxbeex
      @Xxbeex 2 роки тому +17

      "Oh no, the mice are possessed again! Grab the tiny holy water and tiny crucifix!"

    • @rocksgio
      @rocksgio 2 роки тому +17

      What is this?? Holy water for ants?!

    • @oh4539
      @oh4539 2 роки тому +1

      This comment sent me

    • @elirien4264
      @elirien4264 2 роки тому

      🤣

  • @SB-ez3dw
    @SB-ez3dw 5 місяців тому +11

    “The Dogma Lives Loudly Within Me” just screams
    “I Believe Everything My Cult Leader Says.”

  • @jessie-lou7786
    @jessie-lou7786 5 місяців тому +2

    There’s something about these shows on tv. It gives me so much nostalgia from my childhood but so much peace aswell

  • @starstrudel8417
    @starstrudel8417 3 місяці тому +2

    I love these channels. I also like the jazzy scrapbooking/craft shows from the 90's. It feels cozy and time slows down a bit. Good for dozing and feeling safe.

  • @abi1021
    @abi1021 2 роки тому +6

    This is so relaxing

  • @bernadettewilkie5996
    @bernadettewilkie5996 5 місяців тому +12

    I have the holy water font with the holy family, it's at our front door. Actually all of the rooms in our house have one. No I'm not some old lady. I'm 32, married with 6 kids. Lol and I have to say I love the tapestry Bible case. I'm seriously going to look into that. Im happy I found this. Thx EWTN!

    • @jdk67
      @jdk67 5 місяців тому +3

      I liked the Bible case as well. Very ornate.

    • @cmcoy5982
      @cmcoy5982 3 місяці тому

      Forgive me if this is a silly question but is the water associated with doors or is it just supposed to be applied regularly?

    • @bernadettewilkie5996
      @bernadettewilkie5996 3 місяці тому +1

      I think really holy water should really be maintained at the front and back door. You bless yourself before you leave your house. The purpose is to ask for God's protection.
      I put it on my doors throughout the house as a reminder of God if you will and to encourage the practice.
      You aren't silly!! :)

    • @carebear8655
      @carebear8655 3 місяці тому

      6 kids by 32. Wow.

    • @bernadettewilkie5996
      @bernadettewilkie5996 3 місяці тому

      @@carebear8655
      Yea, lol I'm lucky that I can have kids. Not everyone can. I'm from a large family, so the idea of having many kids is not odd to me. Its hard. Sometimes I'm like "get away from me kids! YA BOTHERIN ME!" but its fun at the same time. lol
      I also married young. But you know whats funny, my oldest sister got married "late." She was 28. She has 8 kids now! She's 38 and has been married for 9 years. lol So in our family she's the sister that's "winning" in terms of number of kids. lol
      I'm one of 9 so my sister has to have 2 more in order to beat my mom. :)

  • @hollyismyname3353
    @hollyismyname3353 2 роки тому +13

    What a day it’s been for Catholics 🍀

  • @franklinduffy
    @franklinduffy 5 місяців тому +11

    this just makes me feel so safe. i definitely would have run into this woman in church as a kid and she would have blessed me❤