Catch and Cook WORLD'S MOST INVASIVE TURTLE! Ep08 | 100% WILD Food SURVIVAL Challenge!

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  • @TheWoodedBeardsman
    @TheWoodedBeardsman  5 років тому +34

    *Season 5 of our SURVIVAL CHALLENGE is now LIVE TODAY!:* ua-cam.com/video/YO87OYlJhjY/v-deo.html

    • @DatPanndaTHO
      @DatPanndaTHO 5 років тому +2

      The Wooded Beardsman hi I love your vids and I wish I could which you more but my mom dose not like me to because you eat wild anmails

    • @joewaz100
      @joewaz100 4 роки тому

      What's in your original widobo spice they're obviously different to what is available

    • @raveousone
      @raveousone 4 роки тому

      btw i understand this is way to late but while you can eat the turtles skin it is recommended you don't eat the skin, eggs, fat, or organs of turtles because of the risk of salmonella though i fail to see the hazard when its properly cooked personally

    • @shhrlshah9821
      @shhrlshah9821 4 роки тому

      dude can i ask something?. do you have corona virus?

  • @loupax
    @loupax 6 років тому +961

    This is more eco-friendly and respectful for the animal than buying meat from the supermarket. Just saying

    • @RavenWolfDrum69
      @RavenWolfDrum69 6 років тому +3

      Yes true

    • @RmRoyalflush
      @RmRoyalflush 6 років тому +31

      More eco friendly would be killing half of the human population

    • @Larry-Lobster
      @Larry-Lobster 6 років тому +60

      Gattz Are was you thanos?

    • @lynx8628
      @lynx8628 6 років тому +22

      Gattz including you?

    • @bigpig2709
      @bigpig2709 5 років тому +26

      @@RmRoyalflush i hope its all people who freak out on small things maybe including you

  • @DaebakMonkey
    @DaebakMonkey 5 років тому +381

    I have a strong emotional attachment to turtles. I cried last time I ate one because the bastard tasted so damn good.

  • @imarock.7662
    @imarock.7662 6 років тому +334

    Master Splinter is shaking right now.

    • @kaprithebully6884
      @kaprithebully6884 3 роки тому

      Master splinter is dead and it’s only 1 ninja turtle left 🤷🏾

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 3 роки тому

      @@kaprithebully6884 *The Last Ronin...*

    • @tribezara761
      @tribezara761 3 роки тому

      he been real quiet after this vid

    • @katlynklassen809
      @katlynklassen809 3 роки тому +2

      But shredder got smiles.

  • @shrekken2326
    @shrekken2326 6 років тому +2304

    Amazing how animals eat other animals but people freak out when people eat them.

    • @killdej
      @killdej 6 років тому +61

      Shrekken weird right

    • @joaquingonzales5369
      @joaquingonzales5369 6 років тому +154

      Shrekken they want us to eat others humans

    • @FatalSensation
      @FatalSensation 6 років тому +16

      people freak out about people killing people, we should be able to kill each other no matter what if we can do it to animals.

    • @shrekken2326
      @shrekken2326 6 років тому +104

      Animal rarely kill other animals of the same species though

    • @VideoSharingIsMyLife
      @VideoSharingIsMyLife 6 років тому +60

      human intelligence and the ability to act contrary to primitive instinct IS amazing.

  • @BillyAoki
    @BillyAoki 6 років тому +548

    Paint the shell red so you can toss them at someone

    • @ewenabdal
      @ewenabdal 6 років тому +7

      thats a good one

    • @minutesagoedited9761
      @minutesagoedited9761 6 років тому +12

      +1 Up

    • @jiggyriaxn3457
      @jiggyriaxn3457 6 років тому +7

      Or blue

    • @matty7033
      @matty7033 6 років тому +23

      Or leave it green and throw it at people pray you don't miss and it come back and hit you and lose second place then go to 7th cus that's a thing too.
      Sry I was having flashbacks

    • @brianthayer6009
      @brianthayer6009 6 років тому

      Or green

  • @voicelessglottalfricative6567
    @voicelessglottalfricative6567 5 років тому +132

    "INVASIVE turtle"
    *3.7k dislikes*
    people really dont even care that they're invasive

    • @ohialehuacrozier8638
      @ohialehuacrozier8638 4 роки тому

      Sold I'll take 20.

    • @umaryusuf537
      @umaryusuf537 4 роки тому +5

      There actually native to parts of Texas so I’m sure that was there native range and those looked more like peacock sliders not red eared sliders.

    • @ytshortchannel224
      @ytshortchannel224 4 роки тому +1

      voiceless glottal fricative Those people own turtles personally.

    • @raveousone
      @raveousone 4 роки тому +1

      native invasive who cares as long as its legal
      Alligator Snapping Turtle
      Cagle’s Map Turtle
      Mud Turtle
      Texas Tortoise
      Diamondback Terrapin and all sea turtles are the only protected species you can't hunt and eat on your private land in texas

    • @raveousone
      @raveousone 4 роки тому

      @@umaryusuf537 u know you cant really tell the difference between a red ear slider and a peacock slider (Nicaraguan slider) without seeing its full head to check for the red marks that make it red eared right?

  • @snowy2619
    @snowy2619 6 років тому +466

    I thought u would use the shell as a bowl :T

  • @harrisonflanders7615
    @harrisonflanders7615 6 років тому +590

    I feel like im the only Animal lover and tree hugger that sees nothing wrong with him eating these animals? All, these haters are freaking out? he always engages the audience about not wasting anything harvested from the animal, having the proper licenses and what not. I love these videos, especially as a chef. Great work my dude!

    • @romeotango5597
      @romeotango5597 6 років тому +8

      Harrison Flanders most hunters and fishers I’ve met or known of love critters and the wilderness they inhabit.

    • @unknownname8988
      @unknownname8988 6 років тому +4

      you are just ignorant. you can't love what you eat..why dont you bring us your dog then? no problem with us cooking him up. good eating lol

    • @harrisonflanders7615
      @harrisonflanders7615 6 років тому +17

      unknown name Well this isn’t a Perfect world where everyone can live up to your life style. Again as a chef, I’ve eaten quite a lot of meat replacements and have worked with it too. The day someone gave me fake meat that taste like wagyu Kobe my appetizer will be a shoe.

    • @charlesmartel3425
      @charlesmartel3425 6 років тому +21

      It's an invasive species, as well. All the more reason to eat it.

    • @KaguraLioness
      @KaguraLioness 6 років тому +9

      Harrison Flanders not the only one! Most hunters and the like actually have a very high level of respect for their catches.

  • @andrewgonsalez5846
    @andrewgonsalez5846 6 років тому +142

    Hey its that guy who ate that cactus.......

    • @bezzie9
      @bezzie9 5 років тому +3

      Andrew Gonsalez
      I think so. He has like 3 vids about preparing cactuse and prickly pears.

    • @anonymoususer3477
      @anonymoususer3477 5 років тому +3

      Damn, sad way of recognizing Bob

    • @elcompagenito3250
      @elcompagenito3250 5 років тому +1

      Yes the man the myth the legend texas steve irwin

    • @papahims
      @papahims 4 роки тому

      Prickly pears are 🔥

    • @tb9734
      @tb9734 3 роки тому

      It was amazing how Bob put up with Beardface. He probably wanted to bail and let Beardface moan and groan to himself worried that he missed a meal after 4 hours.

  • @eliteschronicalhd8853
    @eliteschronicalhd8853 6 років тому +520

    He killed franklin

    • @karltoncanty4361
      @karltoncanty4361 6 років тому +5

      ElitesChronicalHD R.I.P

    • @theabundanceofcomment5072
      @theabundanceofcomment5072 6 років тому +1

      Poor Franklin

    • @melodywoods4786
      @melodywoods4786 6 років тому +5

      hEy iTs FrAnKlIn

    • @cripplinganxiety1941
      @cripplinganxiety1941 6 років тому +3

      Franklin was already dealing suicidal thoughts this was just what he needed why is suicide a sin is it because of the pain it causes everyone who is alive the hole you left in their lives.

    • @jessietherat1691
      @jessietherat1691 6 років тому +1

      Franklin gets murdered...

  • @DreadZelliniDesu
    @DreadZelliniDesu 6 років тому +672

    its funny how i expect to see vegan comments but instead i find ppl complaining about vegan comments😂

  • @JunreyPuerinVlogs
    @JunreyPuerinVlogs 6 років тому +120

    RIP Leonardo and Michael Angelo

    • @joewaz100
      @joewaz100 4 роки тому

      They tasted so good!!

    • @akungbala30
      @akungbala30 4 роки тому

      Rafael and donatello also gone but not forgotten

    • @conny6176
      @conny6176 4 роки тому

      Thanks

  • @alhamzahkaraghuli6142
    @alhamzahkaraghuli6142 6 років тому +63

    Nothing better than a boring day, sitting on the couch, messing around with the phone, then getting a beardsman notification

    • @trinity21MA
      @trinity21MA 6 років тому

      VladiRick PuChez be my friend

    • @alhamzahkaraghuli6142
      @alhamzahkaraghuli6142 6 років тому

      trinity21MA sure!

    • @JC-mz5ku
      @JC-mz5ku 6 років тому

      what a great life you must live 😂🤣

    • @alhamzahkaraghuli6142
      @alhamzahkaraghuli6142 6 років тому

      Well, his channel makes your day better, if it’s boring and you got nothing to do

  • @useraccount306
    @useraccount306 6 років тому +118

    Animals also eat eachother no one bats an eye, but if a human eats an animal everybody loses their minds.

    • @TheMoshe1982
      @TheMoshe1982 5 років тому

      HahahahHh

    • @myself8354
      @myself8354 5 років тому +8

      "You see their morals, their code. Its a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. Their only as good as the world allows them to be. Ill show ya. When the chips are down, the uh, these "civilized" people? They'll eat each other."

    • @boe1776
      @boe1776 5 років тому

      and humans are technically animals lol

    • @Ayyj_23
      @Ayyj_23 5 років тому

      Ok joker lol

    • @Max-dz2ux
      @Max-dz2ux 5 років тому +2

      humans can actively choose not to eat an animal and still thrive (if they eat a balanced plant-based diet). some animals are obligate carnivores and will die if they don't eat meat. this isn't a difficult concept to grasp.

  • @Jravenv
    @Jravenv 6 років тому +20

    I really freaking love these videos, I live in Alaska but have never really tried any like fishing or hunting! this makes me really interested

  • @theunitvector9805
    @theunitvector9805 6 років тому +176

    Lmao reading through these comments are great! Do people really not understand how detrimental invasive species are to alien habitats? They're helping sustain other wildlife by killing these pests off. Don't get me wrong, I love turtles, but I see nothing wrong with eradicating them in this situation.

    • @theunitvector9805
      @theunitvector9805 6 років тому +7

      Chillish I mean in reality life is a game of sorts.. Called survival of the fittest (: Invasive species tend to have evolutionary advantages over there native counterparts and thus natural selection takes place. They can wipe out and even cause mass extinctions if they are not dealt with.

    • @Dantonwonton
      @Dantonwonton 6 років тому

      @@theunitvector9805 how did they get there though?

    • @theunitvector9805
      @theunitvector9805 6 років тому +1

      @@Dantonwonton Humans, environmental changes, ect

    • @tednugent8501
      @tednugent8501 6 років тому +3

      Ive shot 1000s of em and I'll shoot 1000s more. They eat rice and rice makes cheap beer. They eat crawdads. I like cheap beer and crawdads man.

    • @feldspar393
      @feldspar393 5 років тому

      Nico Ferenczy Nothing wrong with this hunt, but red-eared sliders are native to Texas and are absolutely not invasive here.

  • @RealLilVodka
    @RealLilVodka 6 років тому +279

    I see more people talking about the haters than actual haters. 😂😂😂

  • @michaelmcgcp
    @michaelmcgcp 3 роки тому +3

    “This morning we had a full ground hog for breakfast” lmaooo

  • @Vaypenaysh
    @Vaypenaysh 6 років тому +19

    i really appreciate that you guys take the time to educate the people about the importance of hunting/fishing consciously. Thank you for that!

    • @masonmanson3350
      @masonmanson3350 6 років тому

      Vape Naysh
      Fr right, keep the people aware

  • @bo64625
    @bo64625 6 років тому +160

    Turtle Soup *eats it like chicken wings*. bruh what part of that was soup

  • @MrUsoutlaw
    @MrUsoutlaw 5 років тому +26

    not gonna lie. boiling everything looks like the most unappetizing thing. granted im not trying to survive

    • @zennamok5428
      @zennamok5428 3 роки тому

      The food he had in the cup looked good to me lol

  • @Anarchidi
    @Anarchidi 6 років тому +36

    I once read that it took scientists 300 years to give a latin name to the giant tortoise due to the fact that no samples had ever made their way back to London cause sailors couldn't resist eating them. It is said that their flavor surpassed any other type of meat, fact attested by the great natouralist (and epicurean) Charles Darwin himself.

  • @joeymarklar
    @joeymarklar 6 років тому +39

    This is like what I've always wanted out of all other survival shows but haven't gotten. Thanks for doing this.

    • @TheWoodedBeardsman
      @TheWoodedBeardsman  6 років тому +1

      It's not super PC to eat a turtle!

    • @iSangYT
      @iSangYT 6 років тому +1

      The Wooded Beardsman Does PC stand for politically correct?😂From RyanHigas video

  • @purplehumanz
    @purplehumanz 5 років тому +8

    Imagine a lion just eating a zebra, and the other lions come and freak out on him like “AnIMaL cRuElTy11!!1!1!1”

  • @brucedelagarza9641
    @brucedelagarza9641 6 років тому +23

    Don't worry about negative comments or dislikes..it comes with being a celebrity! Would love to see this turned into a TV show!

  • @R..Montana
    @R..Montana 6 років тому +19

    Being raised in Montana, it's my responsibility to teach my two kids, grandkid and great nephew how to respect, protect and live off of the land. We also practice thoughtfulness when harvesting anything from God's precious creation. It's a sustainable resource if managed properly. I wouldn't trust just anyone to instruct my children, but I forward your UA-cam videos to them. Thanks for the help, it really does take a village.

    • @Plamler
      @Plamler 5 років тому

      Donald Whitty hey man when you don't ask for much you find one hand full all the time.

    • @rickarmstrong467
      @rickarmstrong467 5 років тому +4

      Donald Whitty you sir, are a douche bag. What’s the point in replying to this mans comment with that kind of negativity? You think you’re gonna change his beliefs? Or are you just trying to be hurtful to someone with different beliefs then you? I don’t understand why the world is full of such hate. I’m not religious either but I don’t go around making fun of other people’s beliefs because it accomplishes nothing. You should try to be more productive with your words! I’m not religious but you sir, need Jesus! Lmao

    • @thugnasty1021
      @thugnasty1021 5 років тому +1

      @@rickarmstrong467 exactly! Guys a douche.

  • @mulemouse
    @mulemouse 6 років тому +9

    Fire ants are an invasive species, When I moved to Texas in 1975 there were none. Sod imported for a Houston golf course, invaded the whole state. In the movie Natural born killers, when the Tower shooter did his thing there were no fire ants in Texas. Sizemore's line was bull.

  • @beyondprogressive370
    @beyondprogressive370 6 років тому +136

    Bear Grills has nothing on this guy

    • @MrAndyloz
      @MrAndyloz 6 років тому

      Question .... what are your thoughts on bear grills

    • @stickmanblubbles4489
      @stickmanblubbles4489 6 років тому +13

      Bear GRYLLS. Bear Grills sounds like a brand of smokies

    • @nicholasholloway8743
      @nicholasholloway8743 6 років тому +2

      Beyond Progressive although I'm sure most ppl wouldn't drink their own urine, I wouldent even if I was dry as leather

    • @TheAlmdal
      @TheAlmdal 6 років тому +1

      Well it is a show in the end, it even says in the start of the programme that Bear Grylls is put into different situations to demonstrate survival techniques. they are not trying to fool anyone =)

    • @ItzPmacDoh44
      @ItzPmacDoh44 6 років тому +1

      Beyond Progressive nicer nails. God damnn I'll pay for this dudes manicures

  • @WurFine
    @WurFine 6 років тому +30

    Remeber the race between the bunny and the turtle the bunny got so pissed that he lost he paid this man to kill and eat him

  • @bigsleepypanda3549
    @bigsleepypanda3549 5 років тому +23

    Use the turtle shell as a water collector, or a sled!
    Waaay to much of "The Forest" game

  • @mirta19422
    @mirta19422 6 років тому +23

    They bend the hooks because you tie the line solid to the bank. Tie to something that can flex and you will keep more fish hooked and rarely have a straightened hook.

  • @philsylvain6574
    @philsylvain6574 6 років тому +99

    Left a lot of meat behind on that turtle. There's tenderloin on both sides of the spine absolute best part of the turtle. Small side cutters work great to get the loin out. I usually clean snapping turtles that are a fair bit bigger making the extra work worth the time. You can cut the shell open and there is a fair bit more meat in there. You need a bypass lopper (tree branch trimmer) with long handles. Also cleaning the entire turtle allows you to collect any eggs there might be. We always bury the eggs by the water and they hatch as normal. Obviously wouldn't recommend that with an invasive turtle however

    • @TheWoodedBeardsman
      @TheWoodedBeardsman  6 років тому +23

      Cool!

    • @dontimberman5493
      @dontimberman5493 6 років тому +2

      Ya that’s what I was thinking left half of it behind. We have the red ear sliders here in Florida all over

    • @samcooper1761
      @samcooper1761 6 років тому +6

      Yep I have cleaned snappers for meat and you have to open them up. Cut the bottom shell off and dissect them, there is meat in there. In a survival situation the liver could be eaten, all the offal used as bait.

    • @AceMcCrank
      @AceMcCrank 6 років тому +2

      About the eggs: That's a male slider. The females have a curved lip at the edge of the shell.

    • @ctsd623
      @ctsd623 6 років тому

      @@TheWoodedBeardsman yeah it kind of annoyed me how much meat you guys threw away-no problem in hunting food unless the hunter is wasteful with his kills. Your friend is way off with his reasoning -theres a lot of muscle inside that moved the arms.
      It's like your chest and hips don't move, but your pecs and glutes still move your limbs, don't let him do the butchering anymore, he's not too bright. Maybe he can donate his pecs and glutes out since he thinks body muscles don't move the limbs.

  • @frozenturtlefarts1025
    @frozenturtlefarts1025 6 років тому +37

    You can love turtles, but also eat them.

    • @toukatee
      @toukatee 5 років тому +1

      This is how to show true love towards ur loved animal 😂

    • @MrStevenjman
      @MrStevenjman 4 роки тому

      @@toukatee i love cows, and i still love them

  • @Ozatiq
    @Ozatiq 6 років тому +70

    1k peeps projected their human emotions to nature in the dislikebar.

  • @jacobreed47
    @jacobreed47 6 років тому +23

    Respect. Being real men out there living the way God intended us to do. Hello from Seattle.

  • @hrevans
    @hrevans 5 років тому +6

    Just a couple of bros, eating a turtle. Cowabunga baby 🤙

  • @tphvictims5101
    @tphvictims5101 6 років тому +28

    Pushing the turtle 🐢.
    Vroom Vroom Vroom. 😂👍🏻

  • @kamilsokoowski8889
    @kamilsokoowski8889 6 років тому +24

    Somebody ever told you that you are Rick for Walking Dead?

  • @sherey129
    @sherey129 5 років тому +4

    So here they brought you, Rick! Hope you don't encounter zombies anymore.

  • @cassidyswann420
    @cassidyswann420 6 років тому +17

    I'm just waiting for that mutants ninja turtles friends to come and save the day

  • @Nick-xf5gi
    @Nick-xf5gi 6 років тому +75

    Dear Viewers ....
    Don’t watch this video if your gonna complain honestly if you don’t like it watch something else it’s his choice to eat it if he wants to eat it btw .. love the vids ❣

    • @barrona6314
      @barrona6314 6 років тому +1

      GamingLine I 100% agree with you.

    • @wikfork4870
      @wikfork4870 6 років тому +2

      Its also the person choice to waste their time watching these videos and complaining just saying

    • @wikfork4870
      @wikfork4870 6 років тому

      Gonna always find some turds in every pot of gold

    • @OGSinisterPotato
      @OGSinisterPotato 6 років тому

      It's my choice to eat your face mmm

    • @JohnSmith-ks2ee
      @JohnSmith-ks2ee 6 років тому

      @@timwaffel1996 nog

  • @chrisrosas2825
    @chrisrosas2825 5 років тому

    Hell yeah my man Bob Hansler. Good to see y'all out there

  • @cristofvondoom3834
    @cristofvondoom3834 6 років тому +30

    Dining on turtle soup, The Shredder's dream

  • @OakKnobFarm
    @OakKnobFarm 6 років тому +85

    In my opinion the RV / refrigeration are semi-irrelevant. You are making a 100% wild food challenge.... not a survival challenge. Apples and Oranges. Great video as always

    • @TheWoodedBeardsman
      @TheWoodedBeardsman  6 років тому +14

      I will drop the assists soon as I can find a way not to need them, so far, this is a huge challenge even using vehicles and such!

    • @colonelsanders3512
      @colonelsanders3512 6 років тому +2

      Oak Knob Farm Good point bro 😂

  • @bobbymobay
    @bobbymobay 5 років тому +2

    @23:18 the third turtle swims away as though he can smell what's on the menu.......lol!

  • @JinjaOnHere
    @JinjaOnHere 6 років тому +102

    The fact you don’t have you’re own show is just disappointing. National Geographic could use somebody like you.

    • @TurboPhantomOG
      @TurboPhantomOG 6 років тому +10

      being on a show would make everything made up and televised it wouldnt be the same IMO

    • @jamilthemaster
      @jamilthemaster 6 років тому +6

      Big Borris you should be happy that there's no corporate entity to control the show. It would never be the same.

    • @weed4daze420
      @weed4daze420 6 років тому +7

      Nat Geo would certainly benefit, but looking into the future I think he's better off on YT. However, if he could land a deal with Netflix that would be a huge step forward.

    • @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro
      @OmarAbdulMalikDHEdMPASPACPAPro 6 років тому

      Turbo Phantom GOOD Point!

    • @jeansebastienrock
      @jeansebastienrock 6 років тому

      Big Borris ,he already got is own show 😉! UA-cam is opular UA-camr who produce series every week or upload new pertinent content weekly or more ,got way more vue than à Nat Geo or even a friday night série on National TV! But yes im with you ,he should be on a "proffesional" show but, produce by him............ or its never gonna be like here Without talking about the money they gonna keep.M aybe something like :the post apocalyptik Cook! or ,- what to eat After the zombie- ........-surviving the cook- .............- I am a Cook-........😁.

  • @Kash100
    @Kash100 6 років тому +53

    But if u livin in the woods how u uploading these videos

    • @mehdi4194
      @mehdi4194 5 років тому +10

      NOKIA Edge Internet. Takes 36 hours to upload and 12 to process.

  • @kathyle4051
    @kathyle4051 5 років тому +8

    Omg you're friends with Bob!!!

  • @kyleejacobson1003
    @kyleejacobson1003 6 років тому +75

    I personally love turtles, but in a survival situation you gotta do what you gotta do

    • @emikokai9070
      @emikokai9070 6 років тому +4

      I own six and my heart is breaking 😂 but its true you gotta do what you gotta do 😕

    • @FimbongBass
      @FimbongBass 6 років тому +9

      but this wasnt a survival situation, it was a demonstration and a poor turtle died because of it

    • @ltzeu8510
      @ltzeu8510 6 років тому +8

      Wonders To be fair if the turtle species is invasive...it needed to happen.

    • @toaster7239
      @toaster7239 6 років тому

      "And if I don't?"
      "Then you'll be fired.."
      "Fine"
      "Out of a cannon into the sun"
      I hope someone gets this

    • @Joeybagofdonuts76
      @Joeybagofdonuts76 6 років тому +1

      I love turtles too, I find them exceptionally tasty.

  • @stevesteve4350
    @stevesteve4350 6 років тому +11

    I'm an animal lover they're delicious. Thanks for making only 30 minutes it's easier to watch the whole video for busy person.

  • @richardanugrah5120
    @richardanugrah5120 5 років тому +30

    No one :
    People in the comment : *complaining about the vegan

  • @ThePointsofArticulation
    @ThePointsofArticulation 6 років тому +5

    I'm a eagle scout and this brings me back to the fun wilderness survival days. Got got yourself a new subscriber!

  • @angrybutters
    @angrybutters 6 років тому +11

    These Alligator gars are insanely strong! Watched an episode of "River Monsters" where Jeremy Wade dealt with them. For an ancient fish to have lasted this long, they sure did something right to not be a pile of fossils like their old neighbours​

  • @electric9798
    @electric9798 5 років тому +5

    Good information Beardsy, except there's no mail box in da woods brother. 🤔🤓.

  • @DeanF
    @DeanF 6 років тому +50

    No animals were harmed in the production of this video. Just appreciated.

    • @lumox7
      @lumox7 6 років тому +2

      Turtles are considered to be unarmed and delicious.

  • @jasonpatterson8091
    @jasonpatterson8091 6 років тому +10

    With snapping turtles you've gotta open those shells up, there's more good stuff inside, particularly on the bigger ones. A hatchet is the tool for the job.

    • @ChrisGilliamOffGrid
      @ChrisGilliamOffGrid 6 років тому +1

      Jason Patterson I use tin snips some too. 😉🐢

    • @jasonpatterson8091
      @jasonpatterson8091 6 років тому +2

      Chris Gilliam Trapping I'll have to give that a try next time, thanks for the tip.
      I remember my grandma showing my brother in law how to clean a snapping turtle (maybe 16" across, a pretty good sized one).
      "Jason, go get the pitchfork and hatchet from the shed."
      She put it on the ground, stepped on it from behind, forcing its head out. Pitchfork through the neck behind its head to pin it down and keep its head in place (could probably use a sturdy forked stick, but I like my fingers), then hatchet to take its head off. Gave it a minute to stop thrashing then flipped it up on its tail and used the hatchet to separate the plastron from the carapace on either side. From there it's pretty obvious what's what.

  • @azianjazzyboo2673
    @azianjazzyboo2673 5 років тому +6

    Why am I watching this when I have a pet turtle of my own ? 😭😂

    • @joewaz100
      @joewaz100 4 роки тому +1

      Because wild Turtle tastes so good when you are hungry

    • @bilqeesadams5046
      @bilqeesadams5046 4 роки тому

      Ur number

    • @santosflores7955
      @santosflores7955 4 роки тому

      Me have pet snapping turtle

    • @jmr91191ify
      @jmr91191ify 4 роки тому

      Hahahaha your 🐢 is scared out of its mind now.

  • @packers4585
    @packers4585 6 років тому +13

    Definitely understand going days without eating, such as in Afghanistan, living on pistachios and limited water for weeks at a time, luckily pistachios are a whole food but still hunger comes nonetheless.

  • @fortiz8707
    @fortiz8707 6 років тому +33

    so Andrew Lincoln is leaving the walking dead to focus on this channel full time?....got it

  • @JCcrewsifide4me
    @JCcrewsifide4me 6 років тому

    Love the collaboration with Bob Hansler. I’m a subscriber to both of you. Great videos :)

  • @jking1116
    @jking1116 6 років тому +4

    Turtles are good eating, and remember it's not cheating if you're eating. Love you show.

  • @jermaineknowles87
    @jermaineknowles87 6 років тому +27

    Only thing missing is some beer

  • @crowtein6104
    @crowtein6104 5 років тому +2

    “Chris, get the goddamn gun!”
    -Bob H.
    Hahahahaha!

  • @SurvivalTheory
    @SurvivalTheory 6 років тому +17

    Red eared sliders are invasive in many parts of the world, but NATIVE to most of the USA, especially Texas. Looks delicious, keep up the good work!

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 6 років тому

      Survival Theory woops hope they aren’t endangered

  • @_Inkline
    @_Inkline 6 років тому +25

    Now you have a bowl! (Turtle Shell)

  • @tb9734
    @tb9734 3 роки тому

    Bob's patience with beardface was quite impressive.

  • @firstbloodpro97andersen33
    @firstbloodpro97andersen33 6 років тому +4

    I love this channel it’s so inspiring and you learn so much from it

  • @rminitials
    @rminitials 6 років тому +11

    My favorite channel to watch. I find the videos so soothing lol

    • @pigeon2210
      @pigeon2210 6 років тому +1

      rminitials SAME 😅

  • @Flyforawhiteguy1982
    @Flyforawhiteguy1982 2 роки тому

    When you have more views then subscribers, you are doing something right. Great page bro.

  • @Arkeze
    @Arkeze 6 років тому +9

    They eat turtles in China. One countries pet, is another countries delicacy.

  • @alvaro93364
    @alvaro93364 6 років тому +10

    I get all my food at the grocery store. But this is very cool.

  • @OGSinisterPotato
    @OGSinisterPotato 6 років тому

    Always enjoy watching humanity revisit our primitive state. It's humbling.

  • @MultiBowhunter69
    @MultiBowhunter69 6 років тому +9

    I was born in Yugoslavia, we often ate turtles, my grandma was a pro, caught these turtles, very good food, we ate more of it than in your video

  • @101wormwood
    @101wormwood 6 років тому +4

    talkin while your holding that line, that fish can hear you 100%

  • @LikeFatherLikeSon1018
    @LikeFatherLikeSon1018 3 роки тому +1

    You guys are awesome straight 🔥🔥🔥 thanks for the survival info and entertainment

  • @RazHafeez
    @RazHafeez 6 років тому +4

    Awww yiss! The only thing that makes Tuesdays bearable haha 👌🏽👌🏽

  • @KLA4568
    @KLA4568 6 років тому +6

    Love your videos! My bf and I plan on living off the land. You teach us so much. Very informative. Thank you.

    • @tlahuicolexiii2844
      @tlahuicolexiii2844 6 років тому +3

      Kayla Alfaro your bf is a lucky man and please dont take this the wrong way but were can i find a real woman like u? Obviously not in a club 😂

    • @KLA4568
      @KLA4568 6 років тому +4

      Tlahuicole XIII definitely not in a club unless you want a yuppie girl. I can tell you this. For your first date, take her camping. This will tell you EVERYTHING about her. On our first date, my bf and I went camping. I started walking a trail while he took a nap, and when he woke up, I was fishing and trying to restart the fire while he was recuperating from his nap. If she hyperventilates from the fire you start, keep looking, if she is scared to eat a fish you caught or tough it even, keep looking. We can’t rely on the ‘typical’ life everyone wants. In the end, it is survival of the fittest. Do you want a woman who can endure anything and stay alive long enough to flourish with her family or a woman who relies on a air conditioning and fast food and the newest social media trend? Keep looking! She’s out there.

    • @tlahuicolexiii2844
      @tlahuicolexiii2844 6 років тому +3

      Kayla Alfaro indeed your boyfriend is not lucky! He is blessed for finding someone like u!

    • @tlahuicolexiii2844
      @tlahuicolexiii2844 6 років тому +3

      Kayla Alfaro Thank you for giving me hope i need it this boost!

    • @KLA4568
      @KLA4568 6 років тому +2

      Tlahuicole XIII thank you for that. Don’t go looking for it. It’ll happen when it’ll happen.

  • @ricksanchez7999
    @ricksanchez7999 4 роки тому +4

    *Catches a [Wild Alligator]*
    “it’s gonna be a big one tonight”

  • @KevinSmith-qn8fn
    @KevinSmith-qn8fn 6 років тому +4

    Man as soon as he pulled out that hunk of possum skin i started to gag

  • @msilverhammer
    @msilverhammer 6 років тому +5

    This is way better than watching those knuckleheads, whiners, and the overly emotional celebrity wannabes on that fake series Alone!

  • @justpettet3506
    @justpettet3506 5 років тому +1

    every single fisherman- gets line stuck a foot from shore "oh well guess it's gone forever" hahahahah you do know water doesn't kill you right? well unless you drink it from the american tap without a heavy duty filter hahhahaha

  • @dankism9305
    @dankism9305 6 років тому +7

    Is it satirical that every comment has a heart XD

  • @tomharrell1954
    @tomharrell1954 6 років тому +16

    You guys would like it better if you prepared it right. Shell it, Skin it, remove all the good meat, place the meat in a pot and add a small amount of water. Add spices you like. boil it slowly until done. the longer in hot water and spice the better, cook it slow. Take the meat out. keep the water. Roll the meat in white flour and them fry it until its brown and crispy. take the meat out of the fryer. them add some flour to the fryer and brown it a little. add the water from the boilling to make gravy. then drop the meat back in the gravy. eat it over rice.

    • @Matt-is9ez
      @Matt-is9ez 6 років тому +1

      Oh hell yes

    • @zachary8872
      @zachary8872 6 років тому +3

      @Shane Stephen It's literally cooking a meal, thats what people do

    • @amandafrench5622
      @amandafrench5622 6 років тому

      That's how we do it too. So yummy.

    • @randysacora3684
      @randysacora3684 6 років тому

      You missed the whole essence of the show, it was a survival challenge they didn't have rice and flour and grease and all the wonderful things you was talking about or else it would not been a survival show

  • @Adam-yt8uz
    @Adam-yt8uz 3 роки тому

    I have been watching your channel for a while now and for some reason I didn’t understand how to find the seasons but I’m gonna go watch the whole thing haha

  • @pappapinskie5883
    @pappapinskie5883 6 років тому +14

    World’s most invasive species & world’s most invasive species of turtle in one frame. Crazy. Lol

    • @TheWoodedBeardsman
      @TheWoodedBeardsman  6 років тому +4

      Yup. It's hard to value judge though, right?

    • @ryanbell4216
      @ryanbell4216 6 років тому

      Mitch McMitch unfortunately they were completely incorrect about it being invasive in Texas though. They are completely native in all regions of Texas. They can be considered a nuisance but not invasive. All habitat and range maps I have looked at have shown red eared sliders to be native. Also the Texas wildlife conservation site ceases to cite it as invasive species. So they unfortunately made a misinformed mistake.

  • @DittoBrando
    @DittoBrando 6 років тому +4

    As a Texan born and raised and the damn things nearly killed me (literally) when I was a kid. I pop the fire ant blisters and get the puss out of them asap. Things are sores for a few days and bubble back up, but I am mildly to fairly allergic to them. I would rather get that stuff out as soon as I can than wait for them to go on their own. That said man I gotta say I always enjoy the content.

    • @jeffwalters8552
      @jeffwalters8552 6 років тому

      I was stationed there in the Army twice, once at Fort Hood once at Fort Bliss. Fire ants were the scourge and bane of our existence

  • @bobscorpion9722
    @bobscorpion9722 4 роки тому

    You guys are awesome!! Bob you're terrific much love from Pennsylvania

  • @JMcGregor01
    @JMcGregor01 6 років тому +17

    Awesome video as usual 😊 may I suggest coming to Belize ? It's a beautiful placed and it's filled with a lot of exciting animals

  • @brendanstanford5612
    @brendanstanford5612 6 років тому +7

    Nice catch. Any chance you can give us an estimate of when you will be posting the videos for "catch and cook" feral hog, and alligator gar??? I can't wait to see you and Bob tackle that!

  • @stopbullshitting4484
    @stopbullshitting4484 6 років тому +2

    You're an inspiration brother. I love your channel.

  • @fizzy40z75
    @fizzy40z75 6 років тому +4

    He’s over-exaggerating about not being able to break the shell on the turtle. I’ve tossed big ones and accidentally broke their shell while fishing.

  • @devonhutchings6900
    @devonhutchings6900 5 років тому +4

    *I knew that face was familiar it's the guy with the dog eating cactus*

  • @lordjim24
    @lordjim24 5 років тому +2

    "Hey, look, there's some pockets of fat on top!" LOL 24:17

  • @reckless4tee
    @reckless4tee 5 років тому +11

    So Rick Grimes is making UA-cam videos now?

  • @nathanmonteleone3186
    @nathanmonteleone3186 6 років тому +5

    Ugh that cliffhanger! I hope y’all get a hog.

  • @samuelnatal3221
    @samuelnatal3221 5 років тому +1

    When survival is the main reason for what you eat, then you eat what there is. I have eaten pigeons and rabbits. Cow tongue was on the menu one time.

  • @19Rockyou
    @19Rockyou 6 років тому +4

    I see nothing wrong here. People need to chill this is how your family survives all the way from our ancestors thousands/millions of years.

  • @ramonago3690
    @ramonago3690 6 років тому +15

    Wish yall showed cutting up the turtle

  • @MadScientist_01
    @MadScientist_01 4 роки тому

    Omg what you don’t eat!!!??? Hahaha love your channel btw