I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck."

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  • @gutzbin
    @gutzbin 3 роки тому +6825

    i love how no matter what angle he holds the duck, it still looks like it’s staring at the camera.

    • @unbroken_lynx8900
      @unbroken_lynx8900 3 роки тому +449

      that's what I love about follow-me eyes. you mostly see them in fursuits but it always looks like you're making eye contact

    • @architpatro7731
      @architpatro7731 3 роки тому +52

      Scary

    • @Perryprime1999
      @Perryprime1999 3 роки тому +55

      WHY IS TRUE AAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @tuser8
      @tuser8 3 роки тому +158

      @@unbroken_lynx8900 That’s an alarming and terrifying concept

    • @WTHR55
      @WTHR55 3 роки тому +145

      @@unbroken_lynx8900 imagine a fursuit head with glowing follow-me eyes staring at you in the night

  • @Azeria
    @Azeria 3 роки тому +4897

    You ever seen a duck with the eyes of a fly?

  • @bert949
    @bert949 3 роки тому +1474

    I didn't think the duck could be more scary when you first revealed it, and then it's eyes started PULSING to the beat of Scarlet Fire.
    Absolute Horror.

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 роки тому +9

      LMAO

    • @NewiDeltafell
      @NewiDeltafell 3 роки тому +2

      thats because the eyes are the speakers

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 3 роки тому +39

      @@NewiDeltafell yes? still horrific

    • @goosegas2087
      @goosegas2087 2 роки тому +8

      @@NewiDeltafell No shit, Sherlock.

    • @NewiDeltafell
      @NewiDeltafell 2 роки тому

      @@goosegas2087 man shut up this was a year ago

  • @steffanofumo
    @steffanofumo 3 роки тому +520

    The duck looks like a creepy asset you would find in a horror game, not overtly scary, but just placed in the back round giving off unsettling vibes lol

    • @zaakhtar2239
      @zaakhtar2239 Рік тому

      Ppp

    • @AgdaFingers
      @AgdaFingers Рік тому +3

      And after he wrecked it, and rearranged the eyes and beak, it looked like Chika from Five Nights At Freddy's.

    • @theparental_lab
      @theparental_lab Рік тому +1

      @@AgdaFingers bro does not know how to spell chica not chika

  • @ChangedNames
    @ChangedNames 3 роки тому +1920

    The mona lisa of the 21 century. No matter what way you look, the dead glare stares right back at your soul.

    • @suut
      @suut 3 роки тому +15

      its true, and thats horrifying

    • @Yeanah_Nahyea
      @Yeanah_Nahyea 3 роки тому +2

      I was the 666th Like....Ffffffffffaaaaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk
      Edit: Potato pronunciation

    • @lookstothetroon
      @lookstothetroon 2 роки тому +4

      At least the mona lisa wasn't a duck themed ipod dock.

    • @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ
      @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ Рік тому

      Ог😊😅😊🎉😮😢😮😅😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😢😅😊😢🎉🎉😂😊😊😮😮😮😮🎉😂😂

    • @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ
      @РозалияРыскулова-о7ъ Рік тому

      6:41 😢😊🎉🎉😊😂😮🎉❤😂😢😅

  • @GonDFRD
    @GonDFRD 3 роки тому +2206

    you gotta appreciate this man’s commitment: he just spent 100 ozzy bucks on a baked out duck ipod stand for us

  • @mx_nana_banana
    @mx_nana_banana 3 роки тому +563

    The duck: “I have seen the end of so many worlds, and universes.

  • @Rebel2Sociaty
    @Rebel2Sociaty 2 роки тому +309

    3:17 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

  • @greyt125
    @greyt125 3 роки тому +540

    The little duck at the beginning was gutted because Dank couldn't remove his SD Card. He had to get +1 Grit out and break it open just so he could get back the Card

    • @conaldeugenepeterson2147
      @conaldeugenepeterson2147 3 роки тому +44

      The lore is deep on this channel

    • @miles11we
      @miles11we 3 роки тому +19

      I wish I had enough of a fan base that I no longer need to remember things iv done.

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 роки тому +9

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

  • @livalil
    @livalil 3 роки тому +3057

    i like how he could have used a stock video of a plate breaking, but he decided to do it himself

  • @DickoYT
    @DickoYT 3 роки тому +3461

    Squishing a duck's head to make it scream louder is pretty accurate. Amazing attention to detail

  • @Katie-ws7xp
    @Katie-ws7xp 3 роки тому +434

    The top of the box says "electric friends" implying there's other beasts like this-

    • @mr.bobcyndaquil4214
      @mr.bobcyndaquil4214 3 роки тому +24

      I think Ashens reviewed a porcine version several years ago

    • @joemck85
      @joemck85 3 роки тому +13

      @@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Ah yes, the iPig! I had forgotten about that video.

    • @ragnarokstravius2074
      @ragnarokstravius2074 3 роки тому +9

      Apparently, there's a cat, a panda and a dog out there

    • @zzdiabeetuszz4083
      @zzdiabeetuszz4083 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ragnarokstravius2074the panda was in my house.

    • @Banduke-nf2md
      @Banduke-nf2md 5 місяців тому

      That's a v ominous sentence ​@@zzdiabeetuszz4083

  • @lmjq9614
    @lmjq9614 3 роки тому +1132

    Dank: wrecks the instructions before he could learn how to use the duck.
    Also dank: mad because he cannot use the duck properly.

    • @sethmichel6138
      @sethmichel6138 3 роки тому +65

      Let's be real, the duck was probably intended for a kid to use when their parents let them use the ipod and a kid wouldn't read the manual either, if anything he made the review more accurate to how it's intended audience would do, and it doesn't work for that audience sense the volume control buttons are barely visible

    • @lmjq9614
      @lmjq9614 3 роки тому +8

      @@sethmichel6138 Y'know, that is a good point

    • @BigTylt
      @BigTylt 3 роки тому +15

      @@sethmichel6138 This duck is definitely some overpriced e-waste that you find in some tourist trap gift shop.

    • @Lambda_Ovine
      @Lambda_Ovine 3 роки тому +11

      To be fair, you shouldn't need instructions to use a dock.

    • @margaritamikalauskaite9875
      @margaritamikalauskaite9875 3 роки тому +2

      do not question the audiophile one

  • @MogoPrime
    @MogoPrime 3 роки тому +613

    I'm fairly certain that this is how you get a five nights at freddy's situation. You've insulted, electrified, smashed, and _bled_ on this duck, and now things are gonna get very spooky after dark.

    • @Kalvinjj
      @Kalvinjj 3 роки тому +49

      I mean just look at it new, it was possessed straight from the factory let alone now

    • @joshmanis9860
      @joshmanis9860 3 роки тому +44

      dont worry he has one grit

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 роки тому +41

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

    • @albinhaformiga1070
      @albinhaformiga1070 3 роки тому +26

      5 Nights At Dank’s

    • @jonasgrill1155
      @jonasgrill1155 3 роки тому +13

      5 Nights at the Nugget Realm.
      or
      5 Nights at the Room with a Couch In It.

  • @juancarlosleanos2159
    @juancarlosleanos2159 3 роки тому +321

    The wrecking of “kwack kwack” the duck paired with the music was a true cinematic masterpiece . . . . Best thing I’ve seen all year.

    • @sunnyjs
      @sunnyjs 3 роки тому +3

      I had to read this comment in the shower

    • @BallerShortsHD
      @BallerShortsHD 3 роки тому +3

      @@insanelogic9955 he said: "I HAD TO READ THIS COMMENT IN THE SHOWER"

    • @luckv5516
      @luckv5516 3 роки тому +2

      And this is the moment indie developer Scott Cawthon had a brand new idea.

    • @humphreywolfe
      @humphreywolfe 3 роки тому +1

      Better than the entirety of Twilight

    • @macancibaduyut3167
      @macancibaduyut3167 3 роки тому +1

      may i know what the name of the song?

  • @86ONE
    @86ONE 3 роки тому +316

    I guess he didn't notice the "+" and "-" volume markers on either side of the light on the top of the head lol

    • @FrozenSnowDropRoses
      @FrozenSnowDropRoses 3 роки тому +7

      I was hoping I'd see this comment here 😂

    • @globox1998
      @globox1998 2 роки тому +26

      Where? I cant see them either

    • @cameronmartin645
      @cameronmartin645 2 роки тому +1

      s%#t was driving me crazy

    • @Bobsponjaypatrici1
      @Bobsponjaypatrici1 2 роки тому +2

      Yep i didnt see them either but after talking a closer look i actually saw them lol

    • @ALEXANDER1318
      @ALEXANDER1318 2 роки тому +12

      @@globox1998 At 04:50 you can barely see the (-) directly to the right of the Pkcells and just below and to the left of the dollaridoo.
      You can just barely see the (+) when he is talking about the glowing pustule around 05:09

  • @yoymate6316
    @yoymate6316 3 роки тому +870

    i love it how dank completely forgot how/why he gutted the lil duck mp3
    namely he 1-gritted it on camera and it popped clean open without breaking

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 3 роки тому +64

      And since it popped open perfectly, it looked perfect put back together!

    • @RobertJW
      @RobertJW 3 роки тому +38

      That was Sad Nugget Roundup, Oct 16 2020

    • @isaacbailey3681
      @isaacbailey3681 3 роки тому +41

      "For you, the day I gritted you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

    • @imhappy._.
      @imhappy._. 3 роки тому +16

      The skid mark is a sign that the duck is stronger than we think. At least strong enough to survive the 1 grit.

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 3 роки тому +9

      @@RobertJW *16 Oct 2020
      Love for the Australian and worldwide format :)

  • @ovvvven
    @ovvvven 3 роки тому +202

    In his speech about video production quality that flashes on screen, he wrote “let’s fact it” instead of “let’s face it”. Verry high quality.

    • @ethanol1586
      @ethanol1586 3 роки тому +14

      Jokes on Mr. Dank, I did read the text

    • @Flyer314
      @Flyer314 3 роки тому +4

      same I always read the white words.

    • @velvetdragon11
      @velvetdragon11 3 роки тому +9

      your comment is also *_verry_* high quality

    • @ovvvven
      @ovvvven 3 роки тому +2

      @@velvetdragon11 Thank you, your so kind.

    • @joeygenna4801
      @joeygenna4801 3 роки тому

      Frank doesn’t small that bad

  • @appleman76
    @appleman76 3 роки тому +1033

    "Room filling sound, yeah, so's a wet fart on a hard wooden table." Oh god, that's one of the best lines yet, and pretty much exactly what I imagine this horrifying thing sounding like. Thank you for putting it out of it's misery.

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 3 роки тому +14

      the plate gag was pretty good, too

    • @ajayhenry2210
      @ajayhenry2210 Рік тому +1

      I don’t know how the duck Avenue 0:37

  • @CluelessAnon
    @CluelessAnon 2 роки тому +44

    really love how frustrated he gets at the volume controls not working after he hit it with the fuckin' rock. I don't know about you, but as a duck expert, generally they have a hard time functioning after you give them a concussion.

  • @Ghostxyz3
    @Ghostxyz3 3 роки тому +622

    Anyone else pause and seek to read the text frame? Your efforts are not in vain Dank!!

    • @FinnUnv
      @FinnUnv 3 роки тому +6

      @JCG492 that's sick, didn't know that, thanks :D

    • @Everytwo_
      @Everytwo_ 3 роки тому +5

      Those text's are interesting sometimes like in this video

    • @lastfirst5863
      @lastfirst5863 3 роки тому +3

      Every time.

    • @Mardy72
      @Mardy72 3 роки тому +7

      There was even a spelling mistake in there for you eagle eyes viewers

    • @Maxsmack
      @Maxsmack 3 роки тому +2

      I like to think those of us that always do know just a little bit more about him and understand him just a little bit better making his content all the better I’m betting he makes it so short to see who really like his content

  • @nicholasrockstroh6920
    @nicholasrockstroh6920 3 роки тому +2244

    I showed this to my girlfriend. She fell in love with it, and is now traumatized after seeing you smash it. She's gonna buy one for herself now. I hope you're happy with what you have wrought.

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 роки тому +266

      Grab a cross holy water and trap it in a rosary and pray every night to keep it at bay

    • @gamingnubs7628
      @gamingnubs7628 3 роки тому +103

      @@Edible_edibility that wont be enough. You need the thing chained down with a million chains locked in the basement with 100s of doors all with 100s of locks.

    • @WTHR55
      @WTHR55 3 роки тому +7

      oh god

    • @Edible_edibility
      @Edible_edibility 3 роки тому +70

      @@gamingnubs7628 or just get your religious grandma and she will beat the shit out of the demon inside

    • @blackvulture6818
      @blackvulture6818 3 роки тому +38

      @@Edible_edibility Don't forget the the latin singing

  • @takyontiger1147
    @takyontiger1147 3 роки тому +1401

    it's no one going to talk about him breaking a plate and a cup just for a 2 second skit? that's dedication

    • @NiquelBones
      @NiquelBones 3 роки тому +28

      at first i thought it was stock footage lmfao

    • @fanatp0stpanka
      @fanatp0stpanka 3 роки тому +22

      Dude, read the text in the cup, it's so fitting xD

    • @PenguinYayOne
      @PenguinYayOne 3 роки тому +5

      That mug was cool too :/

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 3 роки тому +17

      @@PenguinYayOne You see those stone floors? Those cabinets? He’s got money to spare and hundreds more mugs waiting to meet their maker

    • @personontheintergroogles6911
      @personontheintergroogles6911 3 роки тому

      I was aboutta talka bouttit

  • @kactus1889
    @kactus1889 3 роки тому +98

    I didn't sleep last night and the "oh look that's where the AAH's go!" had me crying 3:53

  • @creativename_
    @creativename_ 3 роки тому +126

    The kwak kwak nightmare dock and the spongebob nightmare talisman mp3 player. A match made in heaven

    • @kaczkamostna2917
      @kaczkamostna2917 3 роки тому +3

      you mean hell

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 3 роки тому +1

      Ah yes...The sacred artifacts required for the Song of Death ritual

    • @Volucrum
      @Volucrum 3 роки тому

      @@kaczkamostna2917 the spare parts bin of god's assembly plant, put together by the intern who earns minimum wage and is being worked in eventhough he has been working there for an eternity.

  • @con_txt9042
    @con_txt9042 3 роки тому +792

    THE DANK MAN HAS OFFERED US ANOTHER DUCK
    WE MUST HOLD THIS MOMENT CLOSE

  • @PenguinYayOne
    @PenguinYayOne 3 роки тому +894

    Dank: * Slaps a rock on the touch controls *
    Also Dank: * Wonders why the touch controls are unresponsive *

    • @lwgrazi
      @lwgrazi 3 роки тому +75

      certified one grit moment

    • @ctest7983
      @ctest7983 3 роки тому +17

      5:45 i lost my shit at this moment 😂

    • @SpectralSuperSonic
      @SpectralSuperSonic 3 роки тому +59

      The touch controls are on the left and right seams of the head, not on the LED. If you pause as he flips through the manual, it's in the top left.

    • @SpectralSuperSonic
      @SpectralSuperSonic 3 роки тому +21

      Timestamp 2:47

    • @Esfirocapto
      @Esfirocapto 3 роки тому +14

      @@SpectralSuperSonic Fuck, that somehow makes it even funnier to me.

  • @SatansTerra9304
    @SatansTerra9304 3 роки тому +91

    7:53 cavemen finding out you can eat ducks

  • @Jwantschalk
    @Jwantschalk 3 роки тому +344

    even the text apologizing for video defects had a typo. this channel wreaks of quality

    • @grshen
      @grshen 3 роки тому +31

      reeks*

    • @dcd1359
      @dcd1359 3 роки тому +6

      @@grshen quality had a wreck

    • @ottamae463
      @ottamae463 3 роки тому +20

      As an Aussie I find your use of a “z” In apologising to be wreaking havoc on my eyes, it may even reek of something unpleasant.
      Spell and grammar check before you go public, was that your point? 😆😆

    • @altogumanator3000
      @altogumanator3000 3 роки тому +9

      @@ottamae463 that's how we cheeseburgers spell it, next you're gonna say we don't know grammar because we "don't know how to spell armour"

    • @ottamae463
      @ottamae463 3 роки тому +9

      @@altogumanator3000 it’s called sarcasm, an ingrained sense of humour gifted to Aussies at birth which means we can take the absolute piss out of each and still have a beer together after and not getting a lawyer instead or even go crying to your mum or as you might say mom 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @justinbolf
    @justinbolf 3 роки тому +321

    The volume controls are on the ducks head. There is a (-) sign on the left, (+) sign on the right, molded into the plastic. Behind the eyes, along the top mold line.

    • @BradHook
      @BradHook 3 роки тому +53

      I noticed them instantly and it was so frustrating to see him miss them.

    • @qwertyuiopanezd1256
      @qwertyuiopanezd1256 3 роки тому +26

      the fact you know this makes me think you owned this thing at some point

    • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
      @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 роки тому +30

      Ive been looking at it even with this description, and I can't find it xD
      Edit: 4:54 oh i see it, but it's so faint, would've been nice if it was just an obvious button, coz it's not obvious enough

    • @carsrulezk
      @carsrulezk 3 роки тому +17

      I own one, I use the feet of it to keep my phone angled up so I can watch Videos in bed. That’s about it though...

    • @jdib
      @jdib 3 роки тому +9

      Yes! you can even see the wires going to them when the eye is out. Frustrated me, but eh oh well

  • @LogsMaggot
    @LogsMaggot 3 роки тому +359

    I literally screamed at the FIAT nugget. Cheers from a small town 2 hours from Turin, where the Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino was born 🇮🇹🇦🇺

    • @maciejmocko5256
      @maciejmocko5256 3 роки тому +40

      It's not a regular Fiat nugget. It's a Polski(Polish one) Fiat nugget!

    •  3 роки тому +12

      @@maciejmocko5256 yep
      I want a review of that!

    • @michu97736
      @michu97736 3 роки тому +11

      @@maciejmocko5256 yeah i was like hold up polish fiat. Btw who Is from poland :D

    • @sirhenners204
      @sirhenners204 3 роки тому +5

      AND a Honda city

    • @calebm.5698
      @calebm.5698 3 роки тому +2

      Reminds me of my classic FIAT. It’s a ‘73 124 Spider

  • @masterzoroark6664
    @masterzoroark6664 3 роки тому +29

    1:13
    It ain't Kwack Kwack it's fkin duck on Kwack Crack

  • @ManofBepis
    @ManofBepis 3 роки тому +86

    no matter what angle he holds it at the duck is just glaring into my soul

  • @WolfWalrus
    @WolfWalrus 3 роки тому +424

    You can just tell that the only reason this exists is because somebody said "Dude we should make an iPod dock," and their colleague said "Did you say duck?"
    "... yes,"

    • @Smolface.
      @Smolface. 3 роки тому +2

      S H R E K

    • @v1lhc467
      @v1lhc467 3 роки тому

      @@Smolface. I D U C K

    • @Vexxel256
      @Vexxel256 3 роки тому +2

      @@v1lhc467 I S H U C K

  • @74pwr
    @74pwr 3 роки тому +102

    I loved the part where he bashed the ducks eye-sound controlling glowing abscess with a rock

    • @alaeriia01
      @alaeriia01 3 роки тому +3

      That's not a rock, that's the legendary 1 grit sandpaper!

    • @upbeat_toxicity1093
      @upbeat_toxicity1093 3 роки тому +3

      First of all, it's not just "a rock", it's the 1 grit, and yes, it was hilarious

  • @PMSeymour
    @PMSeymour 2 місяці тому +2

    Things in my life have been going too well so i had to watch the video and gaze at the Eldritch Horror Duck to keep myself humble

    • @jee0de
      @jee0de 2 місяці тому

      first time seeing a verified channel with 500k+ subs in the newest tab Wsp

  • @En3rgized
    @En3rgized 3 роки тому +185

    Literally breaks a plate just for an analogy.
    That's the DankPods we know and love. 🤣

  • @dissonantwinds
    @dissonantwinds 3 роки тому +103

    the fact i went back 5 times just to pause and read the text about light glare, i have too much time on my hands

    • @re57k
      @re57k 3 роки тому +5

      use , and . to go back and forth frame by frame, if you have access to a keyboard while watching

    • @titanium_white_ghost3300
      @titanium_white_ghost3300 3 роки тому

      It took me 2 times

  • @Nremlok
    @Nremlok 3 роки тому +177

    "ray's con" is the subtlest but the most amazing burn I've herd all month.

    • @magnusbeast9194
      @magnusbeast9194 3 роки тому +2

      I know

    • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
      @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 роки тому +4

      I didn't even catch that, thanks xD this dingus man is a comedy genius

    • @qactustick
      @qactustick 3 роки тому +4

      It's a throwback to when he actually reviewed Raycons. He's called 'em that ever since that review!

  • @theflamelord1022
    @theflamelord1022 3 роки тому +13

    3:10 those aren’t scissors, those are two swords with an odd handle

  • @metraforce441
    @metraforce441 3 роки тому +139

    *That duck speaker and the one eye Spongebob MP3 player would be very good friends in terms of destroying the world*

    • @FarhanSyafiqFadhillah
      @FarhanSyafiqFadhillah 3 роки тому +5

      Don't forget the other Spongebob accessories
      Yeah, the two eye's one

    • @jorymo4964
      @jorymo4964 3 роки тому +6

      Oh god. Implant the spongebob eye into the duck's empty socket

    • @ZekeGraal
      @ZekeGraal 3 роки тому

      Two of the four horsemen of the audio apocalypse, what horrors remain to be seen?

    • @kantraa
      @kantraa 3 роки тому +1

      @@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA

    • @FourOf92000
      @FourOf92000 3 роки тому

      I ship it

  • @thefaulpotato8290
    @thefaulpotato8290 3 роки тому +241

    I keep on realizing that the patreon names get faster and faster every video, because more people buy his patreon, and he has to keep it in the same amount of time.

    • @Pluvillion
      @Pluvillion 3 роки тому +10

      I remember back in 2020 when I could still read the names properly... here we are.

  • @Alex-pc1hw
    @Alex-pc1hw 3 роки тому +127

    Even on it's deathbed, this hell-duck still stares into your soul.

  • @mdstricklin
    @mdstricklin 3 роки тому +7

    As a person who made sure his stuffed animals were comfortable and happy as a child, I was not prepared for the 1 GRIT to Kwack Kwack's eye. My immediate reaction was a BIG 😰

  • @em-agan
    @em-agan 3 роки тому +178

    “Ive never taken the screws out of a real duck” don’t worry, if a real duck likes you enough the screw comes out at you.

  • @brycek6881
    @brycek6881 3 роки тому +74

    The eyes are the most vulnerable part, "just like a real duck"

  • @gab_v250
    @gab_v250 3 роки тому +490

    1:31 I love how he broke a mug and a dish for a 2 second skit
    It's like Scott The Woz

  • @dexterthewulf3637
    @dexterthewulf3637 3 роки тому +52

    “Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation.”
    - DankPods.

  • @Ec360Gaming
    @Ec360Gaming 3 роки тому +161

    The 1 grit "sandpaper" always makes me crack up for some reason

  • @Al3X_Glass
    @Al3X_Glass 3 роки тому +207

    1:01 best on screen text flash I’ve seen in a while.

    • @tpseeker3367
      @tpseeker3367 3 роки тому +16

      Was there a time we missed out on being compensated???
      Especially after watching this damn nightmare of a creation.

  • @themightychippy3756
    @themightychippy3756 3 роки тому +77

    "room filling sound, yeah so is a wet fart on a hard wooden table"
    Absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣

  • @homemadesuperstar796
    @homemadesuperstar796 3 роки тому +41

    0:06 I literally just could not stop laughing

  • @Bananeisafree
    @Bananeisafree 3 роки тому +394

    I'm screaming at my screen "LOOK FOR THE + and - BUTTONS ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD !!!!! I CAN SEE IT TROUGH UA-cam COMPRESSION YOU MAGNIFICENT AUSSIE !!!!!"
    And now I'm single again.

    • @UnicornPug
      @UnicornPug 3 роки тому +10

      congrats.

    • @brundle_fly_3895
      @brundle_fly_3895 3 роки тому +3

      Sounds fake ngl

    • @h0rze423
      @h0rze423 3 роки тому +4

      Give us a timestamp where it's visible I'm blind lol

    • @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544
      @amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 3 роки тому +12

      @@h0rze423 9:41

    • @remnantknight56
      @remnantknight56 3 роки тому +24

      @@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 Found it. Hardly obvious, don't blame him for not finding them. Deserved the 1 Grit regardless. Good find though.

  • @jonny0goddard
    @jonny0goddard 3 роки тому +54

    My insides are screaming "look at the + and - symbols either side of the head ffs!". But oudside I must remain calm...

  • @crowedarken
    @crowedarken 3 роки тому +62

    Plot twist : The Tiny Duck™ is a war general of the Duckling Kingdom, and for being mistreated by the One Grit™, he has called a reinforcement. This is only the beginning.

  • @toddoverholt4556
    @toddoverholt4556 3 роки тому +3

    I love how he figures out how to turn it up... Then turns it down without realizing that he turned it down. Then again it's so laggy (probably due to not handling many repeated inputs well) you wouldn't be able to tell

  • @NewGuy0917
    @NewGuy0917 3 роки тому +49

    The fact that the eyes follow you makes them even more menacing

    • @solidkeys
      @solidkeys 3 роки тому +4

      The trick used mostly in Fursuits: now used in the worst instance possible

  • @eiv-gaming
    @eiv-gaming 3 роки тому +77

    "Who is actually looking at this text?"
    That would be me Mr Dank. On mobile I may add, took a few attempts to pause it on the correct frame.
    We appreciate the hard work and as a designer, I know the perfection pain oh so well.
    Take care boyo, love from sunny Scotland.

    • @ytcer
      @ytcer 3 роки тому +6

      Let's fact it: The man edits on coke and we all love him for it

    • @devinq4605
      @devinq4605 3 роки тому +1

      I look at it as well. In my case I just set the playback speed to something slower.

  • @Samuel-ek5zc
    @Samuel-ek5zc 3 роки тому +31

    The way the light reflects off of the drivers make it seem like its constantly staring into my soul

  • @minhoa7883
    @minhoa7883 3 роки тому +3

    I can't believe this channel actually exists. Just the right balance of chaotic energy, humour and smashing up stuff aggressively. Love it!

  • @kitkatmelon
    @kitkatmelon 3 роки тому +44

    I like how from wherever you look, the duck looks back at you

  • @rraaiin
    @rraaiin 3 роки тому +47

    1:31 Let's all take a moment to think about what that poor mug and plate have been through. So many late meetings...

  • @nothoughtsheadempty...8281
    @nothoughtsheadempty...8281 3 роки тому +63

    is it just me or that duck actually follows you with its eyes? 🥶🥶🥶

  • @DanJaguar
    @DanJaguar 3 роки тому +5

    Genuinely laughed at the last line of the textflash gag, it's been stuck in my head for days now.

  • @andycheng5750
    @andycheng5750 3 роки тому +217

    I'm almost positive that the designers looked at the Five Night's at Freddy's duck and went: "Oh, mate, what if we made that nightmarish duck into a hideous iPod dock for children!!

    • @JamesRoyceDawson
      @JamesRoyceDawson 3 роки тому +9

      With that connector, this thing would've come out a while before FNAF

    • @thelonesculler
      @thelonesculler 3 роки тому +23

      @@JamesRoyceDawson I reckon Scott Cawthorn looked at this and thought "What if I put that nightmarish ipod dock for children into a video game?"

    • @iWhacko
      @iWhacko 3 роки тому +4

      @@thelonesculler yeah that makes a lot more sense

    • @Tobno
      @Tobno Рік тому

      @@thelonesculler Sounds about right!

  • @Bladez1992
    @Bladez1992 3 роки тому +27

    That little hunk of sadness took a lot more one grit hits than I thought it would

  • @-Shinoray-
    @-Shinoray- 3 роки тому +34

    Even being smashed dead from Dank and 1grit, this Thing Looks Like a true Nightmare.

  • @baymoo
    @baymoo Рік тому +1

    i started watching you like 2 months ago and WOW am i obsessed with your channel. i haven’t watched every video i binge a ton during my free time and before i sleep hopefully getting through almost all of your videos. i honestly don’t remember how i found you either and i don’t comment often but hello from the U S of A!

  • @bluelivesmatter8502
    @bluelivesmatter8502 3 роки тому +337

    1:00 I read it all, you are already doing a favor on humanity for spreading positivity and happiness with your energetic voice. Thank you man for whatever you are doing.

  • @thomascarter2732
    @thomascarter2732 3 роки тому +40

    9:50
    “This is not over, DankPods, I will return and I will have my revenge!”

  • @StormBurnX
    @StormBurnX 3 роки тому +63

    "Wow! It's like a real duck!" them aussies and their ducks-with-lights-in-their-heads

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 роки тому

      quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes

    • @StormBurnX
      @StormBurnX 3 роки тому

      @@Libertea_sipper oh fuck *watch out--*

    • @Libertea_sipper
      @Libertea_sipper 3 роки тому

      @@StormBurnX quack quack will destroy us all

    • @CtrAltPod
      @CtrAltPod 3 роки тому

      Obviously since they’re on the bottom of the world all of our radiation runs down to them and they end up with giant spiders and snakes and ducks like this

  • @FangsInMyLeg
    @FangsInMyLeg 3 роки тому +5

    the people designing this:
    ''hey joe what do you want your ipod speaker thing to look like.'' "maybe its a duck and the ipod plugs in its back and it leans up against its head." "hmmm good idea, HEY JARED WHAT DO YOU THINK!" "lets make that backwards" "jared are you high?" "what no no n-" (passes out)

  • @honzanijaky4132
    @honzanijaky4132 3 роки тому +81

    I love how, because the speakers are concave, it does that effect where it looks like the duck is always looking at you.

  • @WatchStarman
    @WatchStarman 3 роки тому +58

    1:01 "...Let's fact it I'm just procrastinating doing the editing since I've only just gotten started and have hours left to go."

    • @realhuman5688
      @realhuman5688 3 роки тому +1

      Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation

    • @olliesaday
      @olliesaday 2 роки тому

      The screen glare isn’t even that bad

  • @touchedmuppet
    @touchedmuppet 3 роки тому +23

    "oh noh, what have I done.. I've lost me temper" hahaha gg

  • @wafuusouseki
    @wafuusouseki 3 роки тому +7

    3:47 "DUCKS HAVING DOCKS"
    Best Joke Ever

  • @TheWolverine1333
    @TheWolverine1333 3 роки тому +40

    "Mom can I get a Psyduck?"
    "No we have a Psyduck at home."
    Psyduck at home: Kwack Kwack Duck

  • @bexualhealing
    @bexualhealing 3 роки тому +23

    I’ll never not laugh at the AA and AAA you do. Makes me wheeze 😂

  • @Acr0gen
    @Acr0gen 3 роки тому +6

    If I had a bingo card filled with things I would never see in a thousand years, one of them would definitely be "watch a snuff film starring a stoned duck that also doubles as a speaker that works sometimes, with a song from the 1910's in the background"

  • @marcberm
    @marcberm 10 місяців тому +2

    The eyes follow you like the Mona Lisa

  • @callmetony4399
    @callmetony4399 3 роки тому +7

    Review didn't work as intended, I now desperately want the duck dock with eye pulsing action

  • @alikos4528
    @alikos4528 3 роки тому +51

    5:00, damn that looks really cinematic, maby use it more often to add to the "horror" and "suspention". Also I'm being stared at by this duck constantly

  • @professionalbusinessman2903
    @professionalbusinessman2903 3 роки тому +25

    4:26 “Wow! It’s charging the battery through th- D-WAAAAA-SHEE-AAA-“

    • @walesjedi9217
      @walesjedi9217 2 роки тому +5

      *points* RUDE!

    • @Xukkus
      @Xukkus 2 роки тому +5

      Dankpods says bad word.
      D-WAAAAA-SHIT-AAA

  • @Milena-ix5mq
    @Milena-ix5mq 3 роки тому +5

    1:00 I accept your apology!
    - A fellow procrastinator

  • @jarekpszuk6944
    @jarekpszuk6944 3 роки тому +9

    You got the Fiat 126. I own one, you own one, we're basically best friends now, DankPods. If your other channel is about working on nugget cars then I'm even more hyped for that than while waiting for your regular uploads.

  • @janedoe1787
    @janedoe1787 3 роки тому +22

    “I have gutted it, I don’t remember why” 😂🤣

  • @coffeedust6837
    @coffeedust6837 3 роки тому +7

    I want to think, the only song that was intended to play on this duck is: “somebody’s watching you”

  • @Vaporvision
    @Vaporvision 2 роки тому +2

    The generic duck ABSOLUTELY has Daffy's beak

    • @Vaporvision
      @Vaporvision 2 роки тому

      They cut and pasted his beak

  • @mrman9726
    @mrman9726 3 роки тому +16

    MORE DUCKS YES!!! I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life. I don’t know why.

    • @Rainquack
      @Rainquack 3 роки тому +1

      I know why, and I constantly wait for even more! :D

  • @catguy5425
    @catguy5425 3 роки тому +39

    You gotta appreciate people like this guy who don't give a flying frick about the algorithm, likes, subs, or shares. He just makes videos and has a blast recording!

  • @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191
    @xwithoutxanyxwarningx5191 3 роки тому +12

    7:30 "No, not down. Up!" sounds like the harry potter broom lessons
    "It's Leh-vee-oh-suh, not Leviosa."

  • @ksk1818
    @ksk1818 3 роки тому +9

    1:38 RIP to the innocent plate that was sacrificed for this video

  • @someguy4384
    @someguy4384 3 роки тому +7

    This duck looks at you no matter where you face it or what the angle is.
    This duck is the stuff of nightmares.

    • @Romnipotent
      @Romnipotent 3 роки тому

      It's staring at me anywhere I go

  • @synthsnail
    @synthsnail 3 роки тому +8

    *finds out the duck's head lights up*
    "They really did their research!"

  • @victorverkoelen7891
    @victorverkoelen7891 3 роки тому +19

    0:25 next to ray's con I love that

  • @Mr.Snorlax1
    @Mr.Snorlax1 3 роки тому +10

    9:00 the duck is looking into my soul

  • @PopLadd
    @PopLadd 3 роки тому +10

    8:38 Shoutout to the greatest quote I've heard from this channel so far

  • @francescoboselli6033
    @francescoboselli6033 3 роки тому +19

    Like a real duck, he wouldn't have put the volume to the maximum, because his survival instinct tell him that he would have exploded

  • @namoii
    @namoii 3 роки тому +17

    That last shot of the duck has strong furby energy and I'm slightly scared for dank now

  • @oneveryfishyboi331
    @oneveryfishyboi331 2 роки тому +1

    When he smashed it and it’s eye rolled back into the socket and stared into the camera, I was terrified