I Present: "Kwack Kwack. The Duck."
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- Опубліковано 21 кві 2021
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i love how no matter what angle he holds the duck, it still looks like it’s staring at the camera.
that's what I love about follow-me eyes. you mostly see them in fursuits but it always looks like you're making eye contact
Scary
WHY IS TRUE AAAAAAAAAAAA
@@unbroken_lynx8900 That’s an alarming and terrifying concept
@@unbroken_lynx8900 imagine a fursuit head with glowing follow-me eyes staring at you in the night
The mona lisa of the 21 century. No matter what way you look, the dead glare stares right back at your soul.
its true, and thats horrifying
I was the 666th Like....Ffffffffffaaaaaaarrrrkkkkkkkkk
Edit: Potato pronunciation
At least the mona lisa wasn't a duck themed ipod dock.
Ог😊😅😊🎉😮😢😮😅😂😂❤❤❤❤❤🎉🎉😢😅😊😢🎉🎉😂😊😊😮😮😮😮🎉😂😂
6:41 😢😊🎉🎉😊😂😮🎉❤😂😢😅
The duck looks like a creepy asset you would find in a horror game, not overtly scary, but just placed in the back round giving off unsettling vibes lol
Ppp
And after he wrecked it, and rearranged the eyes and beak, it looked like Chika from Five Nights At Freddy's.
@@AgdaFingers bro does not know how to spell chica not chika
3:17 The “Kubrick Stare" is one of Stanley Kubrick's most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
also known as the elmo stare
🎉
You ever seen a duck with the eyes of a fly?
I agree with you, verified person.
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You bigger
yes, and i hate it
Your skin is freezing
you gotta appreciate this man’s commitment: he just spent 100 ozzy bucks on a baked out duck ipod stand for us
And broke a plate for us
And immediately destroyed it
And drew blood on a plastic duck
My god... $80 on postage for a garbage iPod dock. I respect it.
Yare yare daze?
The top of the box says "electric friends" implying there's other beasts like this-
I think Ashens reviewed a porcine version several years ago
@@mr.bobcyndaquil4214 Ah yes, the iPig! I had forgotten about that video.
Apparently, there's a cat, a panda and a dog out there
@@ragnarokstravius2074the panda was in my house.
I guess he didn't notice the "+" and "-" volume markers on either side of the light on the top of the head lol
I was hoping I'd see this comment here 😂
Where? I cant see them either
s%#t was driving me crazy
Yep i didnt see them either but after talking a closer look i actually saw them lol
@@globox1998 At 04:50 you can barely see the (-) directly to the right of the Pkcells and just below and to the left of the dollaridoo.
You can just barely see the (+) when he is talking about the glowing pustule around 05:09
Dank: wrecks the instructions before he could learn how to use the duck.
Also dank: mad because he cannot use the duck properly.
Let's be real, the duck was probably intended for a kid to use when their parents let them use the ipod and a kid wouldn't read the manual either, if anything he made the review more accurate to how it's intended audience would do, and it doesn't work for that audience sense the volume control buttons are barely visible
@@sethmichel6138 Y'know, that is a good point
@@sethmichel6138 This duck is definitely some overpriced e-waste that you find in some tourist trap gift shop.
*HowToDankPods* intensifies
To be fair, you shouldn't need instructions to use a dock.
Squishing a duck's head to make it scream louder is pretty accurate. Amazing attention to detail
That's dark
*h o l u p*
oh
no
@@ducmhng có người Việt xem kênh này à?
7:53 cavemen finding out you can eat ducks
really love how frustrated he gets at the volume controls not working after he hit it with the fuckin' rock. I don't know about you, but as a duck expert, generally they have a hard time functioning after you give them a concussion.
The duck: “I have seen the end of so many worlds, and universes.
Howard is that you?
i like how he could have used a stock video of a plate breaking, but he decided to do it himself
@idlehead indeed it was pretty crazy
The sticker was even still on it
He's astralian
he could have used stock footage of killing a duck, but he did it himself
Now that’s dedication
I didn't sleep last night and the "oh look that's where the AAH's go!" had me crying 3:53
“Frank smells awful and I offer no compensation.”
- DankPods.
I'm fairly certain that this is how you get a five nights at freddy's situation. You've insulted, electrified, smashed, and _bled_ on this duck, and now things are gonna get very spooky after dark.
I mean just look at it new, it was possessed straight from the factory let alone now
dont worry he has one grit
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
5 Nights At Dank’s
5 Nights at the Nugget Realm.
or
5 Nights at the Room with a Couch In It.
The little duck at the beginning was gutted because Dank couldn't remove his SD Card. He had to get +1 Grit out and break it open just so he could get back the Card
The lore is deep on this channel
I wish I had enough of a fan base that I no longer need to remember things iv done.
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
1:13
It ain't Kwack Kwack it's fkin duck on Kwack Crack
0:06 I literally just could not stop laughing
Not funny
D U C C
0:05?
Same
@@amorprakash9472 everyone has their own sense of humor, amor. Maybe you don't find a joke funny that others do, but that's okay. Just keep it to yourself and let people enjoy their lives and everyone can be happy.
I didn't think the duck could be more scary when you first revealed it, and then it's eyes started PULSING to the beat of Scarlet Fire.
Absolute Horror.
LMAO
thats because the eyes are the speakers
@@newi_the_deltafell_guy yes? still horrific
@@newi_the_deltafell_guy No shit, Sherlock.
@@goosegas2087 man shut up this was a year ago
it's no one going to talk about him breaking a plate and a cup just for a 2 second skit? that's dedication
at first i thought it was stock footage lmfao
Dude, read the text in the cup, it's so fitting xD
That mug was cool too :/
@@PenguinYayOne You see those stone floors? Those cabinets? He’s got money to spare and hundreds more mugs waiting to meet their maker
I was aboutta talka bouttit
As a person who made sure his stuffed animals were comfortable and happy as a child, I was not prepared for the 1 GRIT to Kwack Kwack's eye. My immediate reaction was a BIG 😰
the people designing this:
''hey joe what do you want your ipod speaker thing to look like.'' "maybe its a duck and the ipod plugs in its back and it leans up against its head." "hmmm good idea, HEY JARED WHAT DO YOU THINK!" "lets make that backwards" "jared are you high?" "what no no n-" (passes out)
Lol
THE DANK MAN HAS OFFERED US ANOTHER DUCK
WE MUST HOLD THIS MOMENT CLOSE
ALL HAIL THE DUCK
Duck is love Duck is life
we’re not worthy of the presence of these two beings
There goes the duck he got the one grit mate
Bless!
I showed this to my girlfriend. She fell in love with it, and is now traumatized after seeing you smash it. She's gonna buy one for herself now. I hope you're happy with what you have wrought.
Grab a cross holy water and trap it in a rosary and pray every night to keep it at bay
@@tiredandhungry8088 that wont be enough. You need the thing chained down with a million chains locked in the basement with 100s of doors all with 100s of locks.
oh god
@@gamingnubs7628 or just get your religious grandma and she will beat the shit out of the demon inside
@@tiredandhungry8088 Don't forget the the latin singing
3:10 those aren’t scissors, those are two swords with an odd handle
9:00 the duck is looking into my soul
The wrecking of “kwack kwack” the duck paired with the music was a true cinematic masterpiece . . . . Best thing I’ve seen all year.
I had to read this comment in the shower
@@insanelogic9955 he said: "I HAD TO READ THIS COMMENT IN THE SHOWER"
*Even better than Hollywood movies*
And this is the moment indie developer Scott Cawthon had a brand new idea.
Better than the entirety of Twilight
Dank: * Slaps a rock on the touch controls *
Also Dank: * Wonders why the touch controls are unresponsive *
certified one grit moment
5:45 i lost my shit at this moment 😂
The touch controls are on the left and right seams of the head, not on the LED. If you pause as he flips through the manual, it's in the top left.
Timestamp 2:47
@@SpectralSuperSonic Fuck, that somehow makes it even funnier to me.
i started watching you like 2 months ago and WOW am i obsessed with your channel. i haven’t watched every video i binge a ton during my free time and before i sleep hopefully getting through almost all of your videos. i honestly don’t remember how i found you either and i don’t comment often but hello from the U S of A!
1:00 I accept your apology!
- A fellow procrastinator
"Room filling sound, yeah, so's a wet fart on a hard wooden table." Oh god, that's one of the best lines yet, and pretty much exactly what I imagine this horrifying thing sounding like. Thank you for putting it out of it's misery.
the plate gag was pretty good, too
I don’t know how the duck Avenue 0:37
In his speech about video production quality that flashes on screen, he wrote “let’s fact it” instead of “let’s face it”. Verry high quality.
Jokes on Mr. Dank, I did read the text
same I always read the white words.
your comment is also *_verry_* high quality
@@velvetdragon11 Thank you, your so kind.
Frank doesn’t small that bad
I can't believe this channel actually exists. Just the right balance of chaotic energy, humour and smashing up stuff aggressively. Love it!
3:47 "DUCKS HAVING DOCKS"
Best Joke Ever
i love it how dank completely forgot how/why he gutted the lil duck mp3
namely he 1-gritted it on camera and it popped clean open without breaking
And since it popped open perfectly, it looked perfect put back together!
That was Sad Nugget Roundup, Oct 16 2020
"For you, the day I gritted you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."
The skid mark is a sign that the duck is stronger than we think. At least strong enough to survive the 1 grit.
@@RobertJW *16 Oct 2020
Love for the Australian and worldwide format :)
The kwak kwak nightmare dock and the spongebob nightmare talisman mp3 player. A match made in heaven
you mean hell
Ah yes...The sacred artifacts required for the Song of Death ritual
@@kaczkamostna2917 the spare parts bin of god's assembly plant, put together by the intern who earns minimum wage and is being worked in eventhough he has been working there for an eternity.
Genuinely laughed at the last line of the textflash gag, it's been stuck in my head for days now.
This one had absolutely every element of a CLASSIC dankpods episode. I think I've watched it 10 times so far
Anyone else pause and seek to read the text frame? Your efforts are not in vain Dank!!
@@JCG492 that's sick, didn't know that, thanks :D
Those text's are interesting sometimes like in this video
Every time.
There was even a spelling mistake in there for you eagle eyes viewers
I like to think those of us that always do know just a little bit more about him and understand him just a little bit better making his content all the better I’m betting he makes it so short to see who really like his content
“Ive never taken the screws out of a real duck” don’t worry, if a real duck likes you enough the screw comes out at you.
Hold right there
How do you know
I hate this so much
i hate that I understand this
ew
“That is the face of FULLY cooked.”
1:20 I have never laughed so hard
even the text apologizing for video defects had a typo. this channel wreaks of quality
reeks*
@@xShen_ quality had a wreck
As an Aussie I find your use of a “z” In apologising to be wreaking havoc on my eyes, it may even reek of something unpleasant.
Spell and grammar check before you go public, was that your point? 😆😆
@@ottamae463 that's how we cheeseburgers spell it, next you're gonna say we don't know grammar because we "don't know how to spell armour"
@@altogumanator3000 it’s called sarcasm, an ingrained sense of humour gifted to Aussies at birth which means we can take the absolute piss out of each and still have a beer together after and not getting a lawyer instead or even go crying to your mum or as you might say mom 🤷🏻♀️
"room filling sound, yeah so is a wet fart on a hard wooden table"
Absolutely howling 🤣🤣🤣
1:38 RIP to the innocent plate that was sacrificed for this video
And cup
1:31 ?
I literally don't know anything about sound/headphones but your so entertaining I can't miss a single video lol love the content keep it up 👌🤙
You can just tell that the only reason this exists is because somebody said "Dude we should make an iPod dock," and their colleague said "Did you say duck?"
"... yes,"
S H R E K
@@Smolface. I D U C K
@@v1lhc467 I S H U C K
1:31 I love how he broke a mug and a dish for a 2 second skit
It's like Scott The Woz
Yesss a fellow Scott fan.
Hey all fans here
cat mode activated
And a cat
Scott the Woz and DankPods are prolly my 2 favorite youtubers rn😂
7:13 my brothers music in his car
I wanna see him react to an i-dog lol
Wish granted
I loved the part where he bashed the ducks eye-sound controlling glowing abscess with a rock
That's not a rock, that's the legendary 1 grit sandpaper!
First of all, it's not just "a rock", it's the 1 grit, and yes, it was hilarious
*That duck speaker and the one eye Spongebob MP3 player would be very good friends in terms of destroying the world*
Don't forget the other Spongebob accessories
Yeah, the two eye's one
Oh god. Implant the spongebob eye into the duck's empty socket
Two of the four horsemen of the audio apocalypse, what horrors remain to be seen?
@@FarhanSyafiqFadhillah AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA
I ship it
I just lost it at "it is the face of fully cooked". I was rolling on the floor with tears in my eyes laughing and also now i have moderate stomach ache
This made me laugh uncontrollably. Bloody brilliant.
I'm screaming at my screen "LOOK FOR THE + and - BUTTONS ON THE SIDE OF THE HEAD !!!!! I CAN SEE IT TROUGH UA-cam COMPRESSION YOU MAGNIFICENT AUSSIE !!!!!"
And now I'm single again.
congrats.
Sounds fake ngl
Give us a timestamp where it's visible I'm blind lol
@@h0rze423 9:41
@@amichiganboiwhosereallazy1544 Found it. Hardly obvious, don't blame him for not finding them. Deserved the 1 Grit regardless. Good find though.
I literally screamed at the FIAT nugget. Cheers from a small town 2 hours from Turin, where the Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino was born 🇮🇹🇦🇺
It's not a regular Fiat nugget. It's a Polski(Polish one) Fiat nugget!
@@maciejmocko5256 yep
I want a review of that!
@@maciejmocko5256 yeah i was like hold up polish fiat. Btw who Is from poland :D
AND a Honda city
Reminds me of my classic FIAT. It’s a ‘73 124 Spider
I’ve been looking for one of these for years.
Guess I’ll keep looking.
this episode made me laugh, thank you
"ray's con" is the subtlest but the most amazing burn I've herd all month.
I know
I didn't even catch that, thanks xD this dingus man is a comedy genius
It's a throwback to when he actually reviewed Raycons. He's called 'em that ever since that review!
the fact i went back 5 times just to pause and read the text about light glare, i have too much time on my hands
use , and . to go back and forth frame by frame, if you have access to a keyboard while watching
It took me 2 times
“Let’s *fact* it I’m just procrastinating doing the editing” the best apology message about production defects is one with a spelling error lolol. Seriously though love your content
Dude I love how you structure your jokes it reminds me of classic Simpsons.
Literally breaks a plate just for an analogy.
That's the DankPods we know and love. 🤣
no matter what angle he holds it at the duck is just glaring into my soul
*Destroy it with the fire!!!*
I love it when he puts the text on screen for like a millisecond. It’s fun to pause and read
0:01 look it’s a duck HONK
Even on it's deathbed, this hell-duck still stares into your soul.
The volume controls are on the ducks head. There is a (-) sign on the left, (+) sign on the right, molded into the plastic. Behind the eyes, along the top mold line.
I noticed them instantly and it was so frustrating to see him miss them.
the fact you know this makes me think you owned this thing at some point
Ive been looking at it even with this description, and I can't find it xD
Edit: 4:54 oh i see it, but it's so faint, would've been nice if it was just an obvious button, coz it's not obvious enough
I own one, I use the feet of it to keep my phone angled up so I can watch Videos in bed. That’s about it though...
Yes! you can even see the wires going to them when the eye is out. Frustrated me, but eh oh well
I love how the speakers are placed like one of those paintings that always looks at you. Also, nice Wii U in the room with the couch in it. Seriously, that console is way underrated.
I love how Dank just smashed a plate and a coffee mug to demonstrate what "a room filling sound" is that right there is what I call dedication.
1:01 best on screen text flash I’ve seen in a while.
Was there a time we missed out on being compensated???
Especially after watching this damn nightmare of a creation.
The eyes are the most vulnerable part, "just like a real duck"
I love this shit lmao my guy smashed a whole plate just for that 5 second clip, you are a legend lmao
I actually sincerely like that the speakers inside the white grills create the illusion that it's looking at you.
Plot twist : The Tiny Duck™ is a war general of the Duckling Kingdom, and for being mistreated by the One Grit™, he has called a reinforcement. This is only the beginning.
The duck arc may go on
I keep on realizing that the patreon names get faster and faster every video, because more people buy his patreon, and he has to keep it in the same amount of time.
I remember back in 2020 when I could still read the names properly... here we are.
I swear this channel makes me laugh when I feel like crap.
this guy legit completely shattered a perfect plate and mug just for a video
The 1 grit "sandpaper" always makes me crack up for some reason
"oh noh, what have I done.. I've lost me temper" hahaha gg
The cinematic piece at the end, when he one gritted the duck was beautiful.
the freaky part is regardless of the angle it looks like it is always looking at you
"Mom can I get a Psyduck?"
"No we have a Psyduck at home."
Psyduck at home: Kwack Kwack Duck
I like how from wherever you look, the duck looks back at you
Those eyes follow you everywhere you go 😂 every camera angle it sat there looking into my soul
I'm actually kind of amazed at how well that help up under the scrutiny of the 1 grit.
The fact that the eyes follow you makes them even more menacing
The trick used mostly in Fursuits: now used in the worst instance possible
"Wow! It's like a real duck!" them aussies and their ducks-with-lights-in-their-heads
quack quack is a predator it has forward facing eyes
@@Libertea_sipper oh fuck *watch out--*
@@StormBurnX quack quack will destroy us all
Obviously since they’re on the bottom of the world all of our radiation runs down to them and they end up with giant spiders and snakes and ducks like this
The music at the end is unnerving. I feel like the duck is going to get in my room, all mangled up, and enact his revenge for the way he was treated.
The duck honking like a car at the beginning is the best throwaway gag I've ever seen.
I'm almost positive that the designers looked at the Five Night's at Freddy's duck and went: "Oh, mate, what if we made that nightmarish duck into a hideous iPod dock for children!!
With that connector, this thing would've come out a while before FNAF
@@JamesRoyceDawson I reckon Scott Cawthorn looked at this and thought "What if I put that nightmarish ipod dock for children into a video game?"
@@thelonesculler yeah that makes a lot more sense
@@thelonesculler Sounds about right!
"Who is actually looking at this text?"
That would be me Mr Dank. On mobile I may add, took a few attempts to pause it on the correct frame.
We appreciate the hard work and as a designer, I know the perfection pain oh so well.
Take care boyo, love from sunny Scotland.
Let's fact it: The man edits on coke and we all love him for it
I look at it as well. In my case I just set the playback speed to something slower.
I love how he figures out how to turn it up... Then turns it down without realizing that he turned it down. Then again it's so laggy (probably due to not handling many repeated inputs well) you wouldn't be able to tell
Knowing what this is has made me see things that I can't unsee...
My insides are screaming "look at the + and - symbols either side of the head ffs!". But oudside I must remain calm...
is it just me or that duck actually follows you with its eyes? 🥶🥶🥶
9:59 duck looks brand new
Idk why, maybe watching to many of his vids in a row but that ‘it’s like a real Duck’ over and over with such a dry voice had me rolling 🤣🤣