This is too accurate

[@cook_adoodledoo]

As a chicken owner, I approve of this message.

[@user-xo1qp5rn7n]

Same🤣

[@FlaviusBelisarius07]

Same 😂

[@daerdevvyl4314]

m.ua-cam.com/video/pR4StypL14I/v-deo.html&pp=ygUeZnJlZWRvbXRvb25zIHRpbSBwb29sIGNoaWNrZW5z

[@violetsanchez8894]

Ditto

[@bandrhomestead]

As the chicken owner (Brian) from the video. So do I 😅

[@Mike.W.Dasher]

_"We're chicken owners. Of course we're not as brave as regular owners."_

[@hello1943]

Dad joke level 5000

[@GavinTheWild]

That’s good lol

[@priscillajimenez27]

​@@hello1943 over 9000!

[@eowynsisterdaughter]

Took me a second, just means I laughed harder when I got it 😄

[@samdee1608]

I feel sad that it took me a bit to get this 😂😂😂

[@sashakuhlmann4755]

"No it's not the same thing" and "Brian!" made me cackle! 😂

[@joshuawilliams639]

Let Brian finish I wanna hear what the man has to say

[@spikesgirl9371]

😂😂😂

[@joselynnschmidt5795]

Right

[@DrDeuteron]

The 🐸 turned 🌈 bro, the 🐸 are 🌈.

[@christinadecker6328]

Yes!!

[@Agrillot6]

I need a link 😂

[@ImMaryPoppins_yall]

“Absa-tootin-lutely yes”
-Brett, 2024

[@ktrimbach5771]

You’ve created a new viral exclamation, Brett!

[@blanche.o]

As a chicken owner, I can confirm. We started with 8. There are 70 of them now 😂 🐓 🥚

[@Cat.nTonic]

Me too!

[@jennifergraham3423]

Same! I’m at 40 and hatching more this year. Lol

[@goldengryphon]

@@jennifergraham3423 I have 20, right now. I'm incubating this year, as well as buying from hatcheries. Mail order chicks are amazing and allow for being raising the wild and weird breeds.

[@Rosie_C]

Hey, I’m glad it’s growing for you! That’s awesome. One of my neighbors is dealing with a hawk swiping their chickens. It got 5 in five days, but it’s illegal in our state to *eh-hem* get rid of the hawk. 🤯

[@Nunyabiz29485]

Chicken math.

[@provemewrongthen]

We're chicken owners and if each family had 7 chicken, there would be no world hunger.

[@tariblevins955]

Also reduction in food garbage is substantial.

[@brettkowalski]

A family of four would have those seven chickens gone in six weeks. We raised fifty chickens each year and some years run out. Also raised hogs, a side of beef and a one acre garden. Still had to go to the grocery store. I don't know what liberal come up with this nonsense but they are full of sheite

[@jillthompson1248]

In a year those families would have 700 chickens that’s chicken math

[@ginaharris1652]

Wow you seriously just blew my mind 🤯 Thanks

[@yorotheporo934]

The chickens know... that epstein didnt kill himself

[@seanhenderson8870]

Most underrated comment!

[@lemuelremolar8129]

We all know this.

[@shenksPARK]

😂

[@sugakookie7985]

Everyone knows that the real question is did he actually die or was he replaced with a convenient body and is his squeeze in prison or is she also off on some island with him?

[@earl-tf4qc]

😂 best comment award 🏆.

[@pineappledeedee1705]

As a chicken owner who started with 4 hens and now possess 14 hens and one rooster, can confirm that is is completely accurate. 😂

[@blindvision4703]

Started out with 12 hens. Now we have 11 hands outside and one hen in the basement due to an injury that got packed; now we’re planning on getting some meat chickens and trying some free ranging. Our chickens like the gateway drug into self sustainability? Or was that the water filter?

[@HariSeldon913]

Met one chicken owner who started with 10 and at that time had 3, but still told me that owning chickens was easy.

[@user-xo1qp5rn7n]

@@HariSeldon913I guess your friend is the same as me🤣

[@ratillecebrasquedubitantiu4451]

​@@HariSeldon913chicken math is one hell of a thing

[@paulatreat2496]

Chicken math

[@RichyArg]

Seeing tim pool gradually lose his marbles the more enthusiastic he became about his chickens tells me this is an absolute fact.

[@Xandarian16]

There is a freedomtoons video that takes him talking about that out of context. It's downright hilarious seeing him as a chicken mobster.

[@just_kris]

"Abso-tootin-lutely" that's the first time I have heared that and I like it.

[@brycehowell2560]

First time from Brett, I’m dead😂😂😂

[@kant.68]

She’s adorable 😂

[@timesthree5757]

I have heard it all my life.

[@just_kris]

@@timesthree5757 Where u from? I have never heared it but might also be because I live in Germany... Not sure though 😅

[@timesthree5757]

@@just_kris Arkansas. I hear it all the time.

[@missshyfive5141]

As a generational chicken owner i was born into conspiracies 😂.

[@blindvision4703]

Wee’re chicken owners. Of course we bought egg laying chickens to circumvent exorbitant egg prices.

[@wickedbasket8858]

😂😂😂😂😂 this is 100% why we got our chickens...it worked but still😂

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

Exorbitant, not absorbent.

[@wickedbasket8858]

@@UpperDarbyDetailing I mean to be fair the egg prices did absorb money out of people's pockets...😂

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

@@wickedbasket8858 😂

[@blindvision4703]

@@UpperDarbyDetailing thank you. I was using dictation. I can fix that now. God bless.

[@elayna_lol]

okay but the moon landing part got me for a min 😭😭😭

[@Veekerii]

There is an explanation for the wind

[@basedbane787]

It's totally fake. You can see mars but you can't see the flag ? Telescopes are in on the "conspiracy"

[@Langel77]

What I’ve always wondered is how they were able to (with the tech of the time…) STREAM IT LIVE to the whole nation. Who put the camera first? how did they get audio from their headsets, in space where sound is swallowed, to stream their words live to people’s antena televisions ? So many questions 🤔😂

[@basedbane787]

@@Langel77 there's video of the shuttle landing and taking off. Did they come back for the camera lol. And nasa "lost the technology" to go back and no astronaut would swear on a bible that they went and all even today are free masons and have their lodge number on the nasa website

[@basedbane787]

@@Langel77 also nasa is Hebrew for deception

[@tradconmom92]

My chickens have, in fact, confirmed the moon landing was fake. Also, they vote Red and watch Alex Jones in their coop 😊

[@michaelrudolph7003]

The FBI should be by anytime now.

[@MissChievousRN]

And MY frogs are NOT gay!!

[@tradconmom92]

@@MissChievousRN you must have rural frogs, all the city frogs are trans now....

[@nicpadilla9836]

My wife agreed to 6 chickens. We have 11 now. Slowly working her to let me get a goat, which will allow me to convince her to let me get a cow and pigs. Also I have a 10ft tall banana tree in my living room during the winter because we live in Iowa.

[@brumbybailey6599]

🤣 wish we were neighbours. We lived in the green house for a season (we get some snow here) with the avocados. This is the first year that they're bearing, they've been out in the ground for awhile now. Now I'm looking into Java Blue bananas.

[@nicpadilla9836]

​@brumbybailey6599 That is the banana tree we have. Haven't gotten bananas yet, but I left it outside our first year with it too long. So might have stunted the main tree.

[@jgjg3848]

Not sure what zone you're in, but I recently came across a write up of a fig tree hardy to zone 5. Get you one!

[@nicpadilla9836]

@jgjg3848 It would be pushing it but would be an awesome tree to grow. Side benefit is I'm already working on developing a healthy wasp population near my pond to deal with mosquitoes.

[@MyScubadoo]

Yes!! I want a goat which will lead to a few. They are good guards for chickens. And then of course I’ll need a donkey because they are good guards for goats….

[@theminiaturesmallholding9479]

The real question is, which comes first, chicken ownership or conspiracy theorist?

[@Deuteronomy-uw8ls]

Conspiracy theories in my personal experience

[@Josh-gb4vo]

Depends on what leads to the owning of the chickens.

[@hellaspoicey2280]

Egg

[@DrDeuteron]

Only shane Gillis can answer this

[@joewat3982]

...💭 🐥📜🥚 Which Was First
🤔 Epstein's Supply
. or the Clients' Demand❓❓❓

[@brumbybailey6599]

I have to show this to my rooster

[@challuna9764]

😂😂😂 Best comment in the section imo

[@mildredwasp1595]

I feel like there are two types of distinctly different chicken owners though. We are not the same as the chicken owners who put diapers and crocheted hats on their chickens…Lolol

[@crystalmiller6464]

Don’t knock the diapers in the hats… I actually make my chickens because we sit down nice and I pet them nice and they like it. Hell I put a video up of that on this, UA-cam.

[@mommak8342]

Yes, there are levels to crazy chicken ladies. I’m about a level 6. I have over 30, and they all have names.

[@crystalmiller6464]

Chickens purrr like cats. I love it it’s so cute.

[@twinpunch7172]

If they didn't poop so much, I would snuggle with them in bed. I love my chickens!!

[@crystalmiller6464]

@@twinpunch7172 you gotta learn to lay down in the grass and kinda cuddle and scoot away every time they poop lol

[@mickeybugh]

We're chicken owners. Everytime we leave the backdoor open, the chickens come inside just to poop on the floor

[@goldengryphon]

They hang out in the kitchen. If they figure out how to open the fridge, I'll never have any peace.

[@GrammaNay]

I like the green shelled eggs bestest!!! 😂😂😂
(They really do exist!😅)
And my granddaughter used to walk her chickens around on a leash, while wearing her princess dress!!!😊

[@Kshthymyla]

Now for green ham….

[@TheMrsPallo]

As a chicken owner, chicken math is a thing, and this is approved! 😂

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Chicken math😂 Somebody needs to do that

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Also I thought your name was MrsPollo for a second😊

[@tammywilshire4170]

Chicken Math is absolutely real. Started with 6, currently have 16...for now. It is peep season soon....just say'n

[@VaultDwellerGal]

…And it all started with sourdough bread.

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

LMAO

[@benjaminmclaws3477]

Most of my neighbors are chicken owners, lol.

[@vinito19]

The egg colour joke went over everyone's head

[@kevinjosephcapistrano4315]

Oh f...!!!

[@Mommybecca9804]

Not mine. I got it 😊

[@charlesberg6291]

I don't think so, LOVE IT !!

[@ktrimbach5771]

Maybe. Is there some deeper cons… something deeper there?

[@vinito19]

@@ktrimbach5771 what do you mean? Can you please not talk in riddles?

[@DesignNerd86]

Chickens: the gateway to self reliance and distrust in the government

[@twobitsandpepper8235]

And gardens. ;)

[@DesignNerd86]

@@twobitsandpepper8235 obviously

[@definitelynotlawlcano5256]

Dang.. I grew up on a whole chicken farm that was in my family for 4 generations... everything makes sense now..

[@jonathon1433]

My family just got 12 chickens yesterday.

[@user-xo1qp5rn7n]

That’s what my family started out with and now we have 34 just wait a little🤣

[@flowerwreath-lif3r]

Do you believe in the illuminati yet.

[@Pha-q]

​@@flowerwreath-lif3rLevel of "conspiracy" divided by number of chickens equals number of days until acceptance of said "conspiracy"
Unless of course they had a garden before the chickens. That's math I can't do. They won't let me. You know who.

[@goldengryphon]

@@Pha-q THEM! They do all kinds of things.

[@ktrimbach5771]

@@Pha-q Obviously you started with the garden. 😂

[@Oblivionator100]

Anyone ever notice that chicken always look like a person wildly trying to uncover a conspiracy themselves?

[@gradyneal]

I just bought 21 acres and I'm definitely getting chickens! 😁💥🔥💯

[@albatraozgirl]

LUCCCKKYYYY! 😂 So jealous. Congrats 😊

[@DayDreamer-777]

As a chicken owner, I can confirm we are rightfully worried about being fully reliant on the government for food.

[@Mirakolis]

You should be more worried about being reliant on giant corporations for food. At least government regulates what they can put in the food and what not. If it was only up to them, you’d be dead.

[@Cam16751]

No offense but don’t you have to buy chicken feed from the grocery store or whatever to feed your chickens? That doesn’t sound like being self reliant to me.

[@rosethorn0232]

​@@MirakolisIf the government controlled the food supply we'd all be waiting in bread lines for our rations.
Yes corporations are bad in their own way because they sell us frankenfood that makes us fat and sick with the goal of getting us as addicted as possible to make more money...but giving up control to the government would be far worse, just ask history.

[@pokeliciousnchill2932]

​@@Mirakolis if the government cared they would step in. A massive portion of our food is ultra processed. Which is basically just sludge being claimed as food. Out government allows corporations to poison us because corrupt leaders profit from it.

[@hadessahgriffin5542]

AbSO-ToOtiN-LutELy!!!! 😂😂 I actually love Brett so incredibly much❤❤

[@Camlling]

My mum has told me about all those exact conspiracies they mentioned in the video… she also has chickens

[@Donuts_random_stuff]

We also started out with 4 chickens just bought out of a gypsy van that was driving through our village and now we have a lot of chickens and ducks, also Guinea fowl and peacocks and incubators that are running almost 24/7 with different breeds and colors of eggs 😂
(But none of us are very much into conspiracy theories😅)

[@nicoledavis2963]

How do I find them? Gotta follow lol

[@destinycarter4929]

youtube.com/@bandrhomestead?si=tHyQL8I1LX1MVEyW

[@thothasterianinfinitelovet2765]

Chicken owners know gov put stuff in feed last year to make em stop laying eggs 🥚 😮

[@rebeccatexaschick7621]

I mean, how do you get to wanting to raise chickens and have your own food source without also thinking that the source in the grocery store is questionable?

[@vj4195]

Brett’s “No comment” at the end of content on a channel titled “The Comment Section” had me dying.😂

[@dawgzfan27]

I... I... I remember when Corn Pop invented the chicken and it cost a Nickel. Come on man, remember the mama and the papa are ok. I'll describe the chicken border in 2 words: Benjamin Franklin saw it and he called me to say good job. Our border is secure and no chickens are coming across. I don't know what to do with my hands. As.. Aaaa... Ask president Nixon about the chicken eggs & he'll tell you they ain't black.

[@Acousticlystrange]

The second one really got me as an antimedicine person

[@Kreinhardtfam]

As I a chicken owner....💯😂

[@Caleb_JayySRL]

This is super common in Australia, almost every suburban neighbourhood has a ‘chicken guy’

[@CedanyTheAlaskan]

We're chicken owners, of course, our fridge is overflowing with eggs

[@AlexandRenell1408]

Abso tootin lootley is the cutest. ❤❤❤

[@HasanPikerIsADouche]

Brett is totally the type to unironically use "absotootely" and nobody pays it any mind... wholesome levels reaching Miranda Cosgrove cussing

[@Conz39]

I didn’t realize all chicken owners were like this…
Also looks like I’ll be buying some chickens in the future…

[@ziaride]

Well not all, but definitely a vocal majority of us are.

[@coffeebichen2782]

STOP THE FIRST IS SO TRUE❤😭🤣 (Love ur videos Brett!❤)

[@CountryBoysurvival]

He's not lying

[@austinshearer160]

Some of the points were wild

[@phatcowboy76]

Favorite line. "Is that not the same thing?"

[@WeTheChickens]

A+ for accuracy
...except...started with 6 and now we're at like...100

[@oogiev2]

The IRS Chicken 🐔 Owner Department will be contacting these Chicken 🐔 Owners Soon.

[@richardboran749]

I’m a hecklefish fan myself. Love when the little guy imitates Greta Thumbnail
“How DARE you.!”

[@rheadishman4075]

😂 seriously want some chickens... or ducks...or both

[@BurstyHimself]

ABSO-TOOTIN-LUTELY had me rolling lol

[@paddymcgillivary7287]

Please put a link in to follow that chicken guy! Too funny & spot on truth!

[@sodapepsi5491]

I feel so personally attacked that I cannot stop laughing 😂

[@LucyMartin13]

not the “ABSO-TOOTIN-LOOTLY”😂😂

[@nathanpayne8757]

Chickens should be more common to own tbh. They’re quiet, easy, east scaps and shit breakfast (and made of chicken).

[@CSUnger]

I like how she’s always laughing with her eyes.

[@magpiewithagamingpc1516]

I’m a chicken owner of course my chickens eat better than me.😂

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

My brother in law used to drive my sister crazy taking her food before she was done with it to "give to the chickens"😅😂

[@GeorgeM56]

Every week we buy cabbage, spaghetti squash and other veggies for our 13 hens... They eat better than we do, but the eggs are so tasty! We have a local bakery woman who buys our extra eggs and says they are the best she can find!! And no, JE didn't kill himself!!!

[@TheBackdrafter80]

Seeing that video I now really wish someone would make a multi-part video on how to pick up a chicken. 😉

[@IBLV2DOU]

We own chickens too! Yes, he speaks some real truth there…😂😂

[@matthewdean3879]

Well, the whole "Y2K" thing was told by a chicken man. I saw it on Family Guy. 😁

[@ktrimbach5771]

For the record, Y2K was real, but not catastrophic. And fixed. And drove late 90’s economic boom - and early 2000’s economic collapse.

[@RedClover1987]

Like how the message on his sweatshirts changes based on the intro.

[@FlyingNoodle554]

It’s kinda funny to me because we actually did start with 4 and then go to 15 😂

[@SnapReflex2814]

I cant lie, I lost it with laughter when you said "Absotootenlutely". I am teaching that phrase to my kids lol, it better than them saying thing they hear in Disney propaganda movies.

[@katieohalloran108]

I saw this on Instagram last week and immediately followed them. 🤣🤣

[@goldenknightsfanatic]

Just voted for Donald J Trump in the South Carolina primary

[@tristanblackmon7161]

"Absolutely toot'n lutely" 💀💀💀 I'm dead

[@holleyosteen6521]

Yep Im a chicken owner.. & I agree with all the "so called" conspiracies! I only have 2 chickens rt now but its only been a few months 😂

[@DrDeuteron]

30 chickens and the earth 🌍 just flattens out.

[@ktrimbach5771]

@@DrDeuteron 😂

[@SteveVi0lence]

Chickens do open your eyes 👀 8 chickens here

[@beverlyquigley6608]

I’m a chicken owner now. “Hear me out, I’m not a conspiracy nut but…”🤣 That’s how I always start my conversation.

[@davidanderson9845]

Chickens, more than good role models for children.

[@talongreenlee7704]

I thought it was going to go on for a little while and then they were going to be like “we’re chicken owners. We started this video with fifteen, and now we’ve got twenty.”

[@erinbathie-moore8478]

The chicken owner to conspiracy theorist pipeline is so real tho XD

[@roxanne-sh8ei]

Of course we love you, Brian😂cuz the government 😂on point!!

[@maddd8883]

😂😂😂 as a chicken lady ..yep he's Soo correct 🤣🤣❤❤

[@WildBerrie1]

As a chicken owner, I relate to this on a personal level.

[@shelleyroper588]

Husband, "5 chickens max!" Husband a few months later"MORE CHICKENS! ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE CHICKENS!" We have have 22 chickens and 2 ducks now. 😂🤣

[@DrDeuteron]

How did a 🐔 lay a 🦆 🥚 ? Gotta be them PBEs in the plastic.

[@shelleyroper588]

@@DrDeuteron LoL He bought 2 ducklings after he told me we didn't need anymore chickens. 😂Also, now we have 30. We bought more chicks and one of our hens got broody and hatched a few chicks. LoL

[@nicowood7831]

My husband and Brian would be BFF. Hahahaha

[@smovakpro]

I literally got chickens during 2020 because I was low key worried about the food chain. And then ive just gone down all the rabbit holes... the video is basically me. 😅😆

[@mirjana6419]

We're chicken owners, we started with one chicken and one rooster. Now.....we don't now how many chickens we have. 😂

[@diamondstuddedpunchingbag4718]

High five for this woman!!

[@lemhanback9595]

One merely needs to check into what the FDA has approved for human consumption. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂

[@makeitcount179]

William Carlos Williams is laughing right now...of course it's the same thing!😅

[@azcardguy7825]

I have those exact same “hey dudes” on right now

[@glennvanosdale7509]

Absatootin lootly 😂😂😂😂

[@Lyleelou11]

adding “Abso-tutin’-lutely” to my vocab

[@gabrielintano2202]

Showed this to my dad (me and my family own ducks and chickens), he laughed.

[@alexandriav3956]

How funny this poppped up because I JUST got done listening to a scary story narrated by Mr. Creeps about the “real footage” of the moon landing LOL!

[@izzygee2216]

That had me rolling!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@Jezidka]

I got the conspiracy theories now all I need is chickens😂😂😂😂😂

[@perfect12386]

I really really want to be a chicken owner, but the council said no to us getting some for the pavilion. Now I'm wondering if I can sneak some ducks into the little pond.

[@FaithAnswered]

Let Brian talk Steve!! 😂

[@deanwinchester6654]

If you got land, chickens are a must. Healthy free eggs.

[@Tactically_sniped]

For those wondering, the ripples were made by a malfunction in the pole

[@Karmaisabreez]

My favorite of this trend is Shu's "we're Asian". I'd looove for her to react to THAT lmao

[@WayneWatson1]

We're chicken owners and we know the chicken came before the egg 😁

[@CaptainEd]

The fact that he wasn't even surprised-

[@dylansmith880]

I live in rural Kentucky… everyone who can handle the smell is a chicken owner 😂😂😂