Best of the Worst: Plinketto #5

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  • @Meinfuhrerhoffman
    @Meinfuhrerhoffman 6 років тому +2316

    I wonder if Mike bought that Katana after watching ‘surviving edged weapons’ for his inevitable stand off with the Milwaukee police force.

  • @Whitebeardcrewmate
    @Whitebeardcrewmate 8 місяців тому +158

    The main killer/rape victim in Nail Gun Massacre was my speech teacher in college!!! She's incredibly sweet and fondly talks about the movie. Even includes it in her "two truths and a lie" ice-breaker on the first day of class

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 5 місяців тому

      Wait what?
      In a movie like that how come?

    • @ManFromTheFizz
      @ManFromTheFizz 5 місяців тому +8

      I think it is interesting that back then it was so much easier for people to distinguish fiction from reality.
      At the very least she didn't take any of it personally and had the maturity and self awareness that it's fake.

    • @ChefBlend
      @ChefBlend 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ManFromTheFizzA movie being fake?! That’s ABSURD!

    • @jakedizzle
      @jakedizzle 2 місяці тому

      Spoiler Alert‼️

  • @WaifuDiver
    @WaifuDiver 5 років тому +913

    I'll have my cake and Deathstalker 2.

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 3 роки тому +9

      @@superdooper50 , oh god quick, someone suck the title venom out

    • @kidknickers
      @kidknickers 3 роки тому +5

      Um, “too.”

    • @FezTheSpaceBiker
      @FezTheSpaceBiker 3 роки тому +28

      Mike is a pretty good comedian and Deathstalker 2.

    • @KyleDevy
      @KyleDevy 3 роки тому

      Nice one

    • @dboluvscinema3968
      @dboluvscinema3968 3 роки тому +10

      ACTUALLY . . .the director's cut of Deathstalker 2 has a different line= "I'll have my Juicy Shaq Meat & Deathstalker Too!!!"

  • @zacharywhite5631
    @zacharywhite5631 4 роки тому +530

    "Do you remember when you could set outside and not worry about the mosquitoes and the killers?
    ...
    "Dollar 59."

    • @Around_blax_dont_relax
      @Around_blax_dont_relax 3 роки тому +51

      One of those bizzare yet mundane lines that kinda just sticks with you

    • @zachflag6506
      @zachflag6506 8 місяців тому +1

      “You know I’m workin for the feds, Tone… anyway, three dollas a pound”

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson 3 роки тому +1318

    The old lady who works at a general store talking about murder, grocery prices and mosquitoes in exactly the same tone for the whole time is the most realistic part of the movie

    • @Poppenheimer69
      @Poppenheimer69 3 роки тому +95

      Tru, I have a coworker like that and she is equally excited when sharing stories about her grandson and talking about executing pedophiles and their families.

    • @andrewrobinson1634
      @andrewrobinson1634 2 роки тому +87

      She's like a side character in No Country for Old Men

    • @governorboltz
      @governorboltz 2 роки тому +12

      Fuckin' mosquitoes. They're a menace!

    • @DangerB0ne
      @DangerB0ne 2 роки тому +14

      I too equate grocery prices with murder and mosquitoes.

    • @mousasha-
      @mousasha- Рік тому +2

      @@andrewrobinson1634holy shit you're right lol

  • @christopherparks6433
    @christopherparks6433 2 роки тому +104

    I've been waiting four and a half years to watch a plinketto with Deathstalker 3; even Betty White couldn't be bothered to wait this long.

  • @DinosaurFan88
    @DinosaurFan88 3 роки тому +352

    Apparently, the old lady cashier in Nail Gun Massacre was the director's grandmother and also the owner of that grocery store she was in.

    • @zackzack5313
      @zackzack5313 Рік тому +3

      😀😃😄😁😆😅😂👿

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 Рік тому +3

      When, is ther a timestampl. Or maybe a link.
      Please help.

    • @tatoba5066
      @tatoba5066 Рік тому +5

      ​@@steveharvey21028:39

    • @royalcrumble2384
      @royalcrumble2384 Рік тому +18

      "Gramma, wanna be in my movie? It's called Nail Gun Massacre, and it's about a lady who gets revenge for being gangraped!"

    • @dangerdan2592
      @dangerdan2592 11 місяців тому +6

      ​@@royalcrumble2384Rich Evans' grandma would have done it.

  • @peabodysquander5234
    @peabodysquander5234 6 років тому +1716

    My boy Rich think he slick with that pillow on his lap

  • @GCMPJLRMYLIFE
    @GCMPJLRMYLIFE 6 років тому +934

    Mike with a katana is way too OP. And killing Rich Evans off screen? The Redlettermedia expanded universe is getting ridiculous

    • @SomeFreakingCactus
      @SomeFreakingCactus 5 років тому +39

      Pretty sure Jack is the strongest with a Katana. If he’s in a blood fugue, that is.

    • @HeyitsTom999
      @HeyitsTom999 5 років тому +22

      They're clearly rushing to catch up with Marvel.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 роки тому +12

      Samurai Stoklasa is Mike's most powerful form

    • @WormyJester8
      @WormyJester8 2 роки тому +6

      Bet they borrowed it from Len Kabasinski

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 2 роки тому +3

      I hope they borrowed from Len! That guy rocks!
      Cheers from Canada

  • @dungeonsanddobbers2683
    @dungeonsanddobbers2683 4 роки тому +730

    Princess Warrior: When you want to make a porn movie, but no-one wants to do the "porn" part.

    • @dlaface7237
      @dlaface7237 4 роки тому +59

      It’s so true this is a porn if the porn was edited out of it

    • @chartreux1532
      @chartreux1532 3 роки тому +79

      +Dungeons and Dobbers
      Here in Germany this is actually a well-known Genre that runs after Midnight on several free TV Channels, so everyone can see them. Basically Movies with a lot of Sex but without actual Sex happening. The TV Program Magazine usually lists the Genre under the Movie Name as "Erotik-Film"
      And yes you also see Boobs since here in Germany showing Boobs isn't a big deal unlike in the USA. So having such Movies on Cable TV for free every Night is normal
      You can imagine what most of us secretely watched on TV when the Parents thought we were sleeping.
      This was in the 90s Years before the Internet established itself and Free Porn became a Thing.
      Yet, those "Erotik-Films" still run in the same Number on several German TV Channels after Midnight to this Day, so i guess there must be still People who watch these for one Reason or another haha

    • @SaladofStones
      @SaladofStones 3 роки тому +17

      @@chartreux1532 What is the appeal of this genre now that the internet exists?

    • @yourdaddy1189
      @yourdaddy1189 3 роки тому +51

      @@SaladofStones Less blue light from the screen

    • @Janfon1
      @Janfon1 3 роки тому +13

      kind of forgetting that not everyone uses the Internet to such an extent like we are, especially older generations

  • @Dostwyn
    @Dostwyn 6 років тому +1099

    That CGI Rich Evans looks so uncanny, it's horrible! What were they thinking?!

    • @WomenRespecter9000
      @WomenRespecter9000 5 років тому +80

      30 million dollars to digitally edit in Rich Evans.

    • @cesartapia610
      @cesartapia610 4 роки тому +35

      "You people are insane! You're wasting your lives making shit. These movies are terrible!" - (Ed Wood)

    • @JTProud
      @JTProud 4 роки тому +21

      It looks so lifeless and creepy... it's perfect!

    • @MightyPoggers
      @MightyPoggers 4 роки тому +18

      They also digitally de-alcohlic-ed mike! It’s almost unwatchable.

    • @JaydevRaol
      @JaydevRaol 3 роки тому +5

      😅

  • @BLUEDELUCA
    @BLUEDELUCA 6 років тому +374

    I saw SLITHIS in the theatre when I was a kid. Terrified me and I knew the McNamara bros. they had a kick boxing school in Toronto. This is a personal Plinketto episode.

    • @JimmyCaravan
      @JimmyCaravan 4 роки тому +28

      Hail Slithis

    • @BLUEDELUCA
      @BLUEDELUCA 4 роки тому +24

      @@notinspectorgadget I am so old I don't remember writing this but its all true...lol. only 46. not ancient.

    • @BLUEDELUCA
      @BLUEDELUCA 4 роки тому +15

      @@notinspectorgadget wait, are you actually trolling my age right now? lol....you will get there soon my friend and someone will troll you for being an adult during Coronavirus.

    • @RameezKhanFilmCritic
      @RameezKhanFilmCritic 4 роки тому +20

      You'll love the ending of the latest BOTW.

  • @exonerative
    @exonerative 6 років тому +629

    They made fun of Princess Warrior for the chroma key, but had flickering in transitions and had to reupload! Hacks!

    • @exonerative
      @exonerative 6 років тому +82

      Jack really did drop the ball.

    • @bk138gt6
      @bk138gt6 6 років тому +19

      exonerative i thought the glitches were intentional to make fun of that hahaha

    • @arcphlorhne
      @arcphlorhne 6 років тому +2

      exonerative
      mike edited it though

    • @zerotakis
      @zerotakis 6 років тому +4

      Frauds!

    • @harshael
      @harshael 6 років тому +17

      No, the irony is Mike. He's very sarcastic.

  • @NameNotAlreadyTaken2
    @NameNotAlreadyTaken2 4 роки тому +127

    the gag at the beginning where Jack slowly sinks behind the board unsure what he did wrong gets me every time

  • @amattchronism
    @amattchronism 6 років тому +1434

    "I had Parkinson's Disease, but Parkinson wanted it back." - Mike Stoklasa

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 5 років тому +121

      In these politically correct times making jokes about Parkinsons disease puts you on real shaky ground mister!

    • @tzeege
      @tzeege 4 роки тому +14

      1:08:05

    • @MajimaGoro8
      @MajimaGoro8 3 роки тому +2

      @@zetetick395 If you have to worry and base your words and decisions upon what others say, then you’re a follower.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 роки тому +26

      @@MajimaGoro8 I think the joke went over your head...

    • @revenantproxy9100
      @revenantproxy9100 2 роки тому +25

      @@RepKyle95 Maybe he has a shaky grasp on the concept of sarcasm?

  • @holycow818181
    @holycow818181 3 роки тому +271

    4:25 "Looks like a jacked Zaat"
    Jacked Zaat would eat no fat
    His wife would eat no lean
    Yet betwixt them both
    They robbed the drugstore clean

    • @johnrudy9404
      @johnrudy9404 2 роки тому +14

      Ahhh, wealthy is the man who has
      seen the Blood Waters of Dr Z(Zaat)

  • @ChristyOFaghan
    @ChristyOFaghan 6 років тому +534

    I LIKED THE GLITCHES YOU HACKS
    made me feel like i was watching VHS

    • @StephenParlow
      @StephenParlow 6 років тому +25

      Christy O'Faghan made me feel like it was a jab at warrior princess

    • @jorgamund07
      @jorgamund07 6 років тому +70

      The glitches were happening while they were discussing the failed editing on Princess Warrior, I thought Mike was doing a meta joke...

    • @RetroSmiles
      @RetroSmiles 6 років тому +2

      Mylo Delarus I thought so too

  • @ThisOldGeek
    @ThisOldGeek 2 роки тому +488

    It's a shame no one noticed Jay's brilliant pun: "Just a pinch of assault"

    • @jardelelias5625
      @jardelelias5625 Рік тому +33

      36:54 The editor (Mike) did, for sure. He even added the little salt on the table.

    • @ThisOldGeek
      @ThisOldGeek Рік тому +5

      @@jardelelias5625 well sure, after the fact!

  • @exciteddemonstrator9150
    @exciteddemonstrator9150 6 років тому +662

    17:31 Jack ghoulishly running away into the darkness might be the most horrifying thing I’ve seen on a UA-cam video.

    • @fb2556
      @fb2556 4 роки тому +56

      Jack is a nosferatu. Nothing anyone can say will prove me wrong.

  • @Komnen0s
    @Komnen0s 5 років тому +556

    I'm surprised everyone was so down on "Deathstalker II." It looked a lot more light-hearted and charming than the other two films they watched, as well as the first Deathstalker.

    • @kuvaytcev
      @kuvaytcev 5 років тому +61

      I watched both and they legitimately kinda good

    • @kuvaytcev
      @kuvaytcev 5 років тому +61

      Nail Gun Massacre, on the other hand, is the worst movie ever

    • @chandara_kumar
      @chandara_kumar 5 років тому +22

      I think because it's full of RAPE

    • @pinkimietz3243
      @pinkimietz3243 4 роки тому +28

      Light-hearted and charming rapes! Please date me.

    • @loganjorgensen
      @loganjorgensen 4 роки тому +63

      @@pinkimietz3243 Well it's like all the fun that is DS2 is being held back by their low opinion of DS1 which has a completely different tone. As a fan of the films DS2-DS4 I pretty much ignore DS1 since it's a very forgettable beginning and not worth the fixation RLM has for it. Rare but some movie sequels are better than the original Egs. FX2, Short Circuit 2, Shrek 2.

  • @JohnMocny
    @JohnMocny 6 років тому +671

    I want to hear the rest of Jay’s story about why he needs to stop buying movies that was interrupted by the beginning of Nail Gun Massacre.

    • @CharIest0n
      @CharIest0n 6 років тому +1

      Johnny Mocny timestamp?

    • @SxTxferlife
      @SxTxferlife 6 років тому +37

      Johnny Mocny im glad im not the only one who wants this as well.

    • @heheitor
      @heheitor 4 роки тому +22

      @@CharIest0n 19:45

    • @123mrblonde
      @123mrblonde 4 роки тому +55

      Late reply but I think he’s saying that it’s a waste of money because people just send them in the mail for free

    • @steveharvey2102
      @steveharvey2102 Рік тому +3

      46:12

  • @sarahb1862
    @sarahb1862 6 років тому +101

    I never thought it could sound innocent for someone to ask if rape had happened yet, but Rich Evans pulls it off.

  • @DanielHaut
    @DanielHaut 6 років тому +122

    Deathstalker II is like a live-action adaptation of a Zelda CD-i game

  • @duel2k7
    @duel2k7 6 років тому +908

    The joke they should have done is Jack goes behind the board and someone else pops up to drop the ball

    • @tristan8940
      @tristan8940 5 років тому +50

      I don't remember liking this comment roughly a year ago, but goddammit, this deserves more attention.

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 5 років тому +103

      You called a joke they used later. With Mac.

    • @chrismofer
      @chrismofer 5 років тому +69

      rich in a bald cap and glasses

    • @oliviercolletaz5841
      @oliviercolletaz5841 4 роки тому +18

      or just edit out the ball at the moment he drops it, say it's not working and have jay do it

    • @flynnjaman
      @flynnjaman 4 роки тому +14

      so, like, the obvious joke? And you want to be my latex salesman?

  • @cameronmcisaac633
    @cameronmcisaac633 6 років тому +157

    Somewhere out there Cheryl is just discovering RLM and just lost her shit.

  • @kylefax
    @kylefax 6 років тому +169

    "The unsexiest nudity you'll ever see."
    **cut to a zoom-in of the couch with Rich looking disgusted in center frame**

  • @CoreyGIvey
    @CoreyGIvey 6 років тому +84

    All the effort that was put into Nail Gun Massacre is reflected in the tagline. 'It's cheaper than a chainsaw'!

  • @danteamoses3680
    @danteamoses3680 4 роки тому +112

    23:07-23:25 Living in the south my whole life I have met this man. Not that actor but his whole being. His age, race, height, weight, posture, accent, inflection, general grumpiness and indeferince about life or death as long as it doesn't affect his own. It's so genuine! That has to be a random off the street or that's the best acting ever.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 Рік тому +6

      Grew up in bumfuck Florida myself. Can definitely agree that nail gun massacre NAILS the south, so to speak.

  • @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13
    @PaulDozierZZoMBiE13 6 років тому +82

    I know it's all a bit, but I was genuinely happy for Jack finally getting to drop the ball.

  • @Eric-n6n
    @Eric-n6n 6 місяців тому +71

    6 years later and still no deathstalker 3. :(

    • @FultonX
      @FultonX 5 місяців тому +8

      Hack frauds

    • @VaporeonEnjoyer1
      @VaporeonEnjoyer1 3 місяці тому

      Don't worry, it goes back to it's original roots and isn't worth watching.

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 Місяць тому +1

      @@VaporeonEnjoyer1 I'd pity them if they got it. Then they'd have to avoid its even more ghastly sequel. Deathstalker 4 can only charitably be called a complete film.

    • @emilym3679
      @emilym3679 14 годин тому

      Mystery Science Theatre watched it, if that's any consolation

  • @KevinLanigan
    @KevinLanigan 6 років тому +156

    Appreciate the reupload, fellas. As someone with epilepsy, it's mighty fine of you to take the hit on views.

  • @ianm1462
    @ianm1462 Рік тому +33

    34:12 - “I’ll have my revenge, and Deathstalker too”. This pun is honestly the perfect ‘so bad it’s good’ joke; it’s so unsubtle that no one else would have thought of it, much less put it in their movie. Hack writing brilliance.

  • @BAMikeyD
    @BAMikeyD 6 років тому +468

    Is Dead Rich Evans replacing Alive Rich Evans?

  • @FultonX
    @FultonX 4 роки тому +84

    "...a pinch of 'asSAuLT' " may be the greatest mini pun ever. Thanks Jay

  • @PikeyScott
    @PikeyScott 6 років тому +95

    I LOL'd @ 52:39 when she was holding her lightsaber by the handle AND the tip to block someone's strike.

  • @bababanana20123
    @bababanana20123 4 роки тому +77

    Mike holding a Katana is one of the most powerful things I've ever seen in my life

    • @jacobjones5269
      @jacobjones5269 3 роки тому +13

      “It’ll do”….
      That genuinely scared the fuck outta me..

  • @timmehh89
    @timmehh89 6 років тому +85

    I guess Rich Evans really was
    defeatable.

  • @LadyAnalicia
    @LadyAnalicia 4 роки тому +154

    "Psst. Hey, I know who you are. Hail Slithis."

    • @joshgreenrules
      @joshgreenrules 4 роки тому +8

      Aw. Let me guess...someone stole your sweet roll.

    • @drewluedke2030
      @drewluedke2030 4 роки тому +8

      My current Skyrim character is named slithus the deathstalker

  • @30Kur0
    @30Kur0 4 роки тому +176

    It's been two years, and I still want them to do an episode of BOTW that's just all deathstalkers

    • @bencarlson4300
      @bencarlson4300 Рік тому +5

      They’ve done a Nukie episode since then, so there’s still a chance

  • @mijnkatheeftooksnorharen2687
    @mijnkatheeftooksnorharen2687 6 років тому +101

    00:00:00 Lament for Rich Evans
    00:00:32 Plinketto's Selection
    00:05:10 Drop the Ball!
    00:18:56 Nail Gun Massacre: A Very Penetrating Story
    00:33:58 Deathstalker II: Duel of the Titans
    00:47:11 Princess Warrior: They Fought for a Kingdom
    01:03:43 The Best of the Worst
    01:06:19 The Departure of the Princess Warrior
    01:07:26 End Credits

    • @cannedmeat
      @cannedmeat 5 років тому +4

      Mijn Kat Heeft Ook Snorharen ur the best

  • @TheMilkman000
    @TheMilkman000 6 років тому +76

    Jays disappointment with Jack might be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

  • @Jordan-zk2wd
    @Jordan-zk2wd 3 роки тому +112

    6:29 "A very penetrating story"
    Holy shit wait a second... that's a double pun, on nail gun and rape, because the woman gets raped in the beginning... that might be the most tasteless thing I've ever seen on a movie cover. Goddamn.

  • @robertegblack
    @robertegblack 6 років тому +1002

    1:00:13 Jay thinks "glew" is the past tense of glow

  • @medhathobo
    @medhathobo 4 роки тому +59

    39:24 Did that man just say "5 years on the Genghis Khan strike force, and part time consultant to Atilla the Hun?" That bald dude is doing great for being 1000 years old.

  • @keinonahkatakki
    @keinonahkatakki 6 років тому +271

    I'm gonna miss Rich Evans. He was an ok guy.

    • @geensloth911
      @geensloth911 6 років тому +41

      keinonahkatakki I heard there are plans on bringing him back as a force ghost..

    • @esharp48
      @esharp48 4 роки тому +23

      No ones ever really gone

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 2 роки тому +14

      @@esharp48 Somehow, Rich Evans has returned.

    • @Amayziiin
      @Amayziiin Рік тому

      You’re right... He certainly was a somewhat tolerable human being.

  • @XanosKnyghtshade
    @XanosKnyghtshade 6 років тому +136

    If Rich is dead, can I have his mediocre outlook on life?

  • @ChristopherCoxFilm
    @ChristopherCoxFilm 6 років тому +3226

    Jack really dropped the ball in this episode.

    • @Popcultureguy3000
      @Popcultureguy3000 6 років тому +200

      CACox97 *slide-whistle*

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 6 років тому +126

      I thought he reached new heights.

    • @Trey2dope
      @Trey2dope 6 років тому +12

      CACox97 boomboombahboom BRAAAAAaaaaaaa....

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 років тому +34

      Infra Red
      “He’s bad”
      Thank you 4th grader for your stunning insight

    • @OfLanceTheLonginus
      @OfLanceTheLonginus 6 років тому +19

      Infra Red
      Interesting how you bring up a scientific degree when dealing with something as incredibly subjective as the perception of humor.

  • @MJamesRave
    @MJamesRave 6 років тому +48

    7:25 “no holes barred”
    Quietly in the background “shut up”

  • @24FramesOfNick
    @24FramesOfNick 6 років тому +2824

    If Rich is dead, can I have his t-shirts

    • @JonsCopyright
      @JonsCopyright 6 років тому +91

      24 Frames Of Nick I call his PAC Man shirt

    • @cloudzack1090
      @cloudzack1090 6 років тому +59

      24 Frames Of Nick sure if you want AIIIIIIDDDDsss

    • @pokcow01
      @pokcow01 6 років тому +56

      I want that juicy Shaq meat shirt.

    • @peshozmiata
      @peshozmiata 6 років тому +19

      They sold off the "Dick the birthday boy" shirt on eBay, didn't they?

    • @cloak5857
      @cloak5857 6 років тому +15

      My work sells that Pac Man shirt and its on display prominently so I'm always thinking of Rich Evans.

  • @neofoxboi
    @neofoxboi 4 роки тому +37

    It's really enjoyable seeing Jay laugh at the weird side characters in Nail Gun Massacre. I'm honestly surprised he didn't reference the Egg Lady.

  • @Astradyne
    @Astradyne 6 років тому +311

    I'm assuming this is the "non-seizure" edit

    • @arcphlorhne
      @arcphlorhne 6 років тому +3

      precisely

    • @Astradyne
      @Astradyne 6 років тому +8

      Wiz There's barely any Rich Evans in this video, so I'm guessing they edited it out

    • @romera27
      @romera27 6 років тому +4

      too late... i am already at the hospital.

  • @cgo7395
    @cgo7395 3 роки тому +24

    I appreciate that the nailgun massacre team at least considered that the pneumatic nailgun needed an air tank to operate, but it would also need to be powered by something...and would be loud as hell

  • @Arandomfigure
    @Arandomfigure 6 років тому +95

    I hope the re-up fixes the problem where Jack drops a ball.

  • @stevensmithy699
    @stevensmithy699 5 років тому +26

    Edit: For those curious, the song playing during the wet t-shirt montage is Strobe Visions - Truvio

  • @nope1018
    @nope1018 5 років тому +56

    Does Mike secretly live in his mom's basement? That mall katana is very suspicious.

  • @georgematta1700
    @georgematta1700 2 роки тому +136

    Still waiting for a Deathstalker III review damn it!

    • @IanMHaraldsonDecker
      @IanMHaraldsonDecker Рік тому

      soon, we can only hope

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta Рік тому +14

      At dinner tonight, I found out the actress for two(!) main roles in _Deathstalker III_ ran for Senate in PA this year. Ironically, in her primary, she took 4th place.

    • @leminjapan
      @leminjapan Рік тому +4

      Statistically you probably have another 1-2 years to wait

    • @seamusthatsthedog4819
      @seamusthatsthedog4819 Рік тому +7

      They finally watched Nukie so I think Deathstalker III is the next highly anticipated, fabled piece of garbage they'll watch

    • @abschu713
      @abschu713 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MegaZetashe was also Ambassador to Denmark under Trump 😂

  • @Knttsq
    @Knttsq 6 років тому +52

    When Rich Evans is not on screen everyone else should say, "Where's Rich?"

  • @pipepaz1670
    @pipepaz1670 6 років тому +60

    19:45 "I need to stop buying movies because..." haha wtf Jay

  • @jakehall3563
    @jakehall3563 6 років тому +180

    You fixed all the flashing, yet you still didn't edit in Rich there the whole time

    • @jamesquinonez3914
      @jamesquinonez3914 6 років тому +23

      Don't worry, they'll edit him in later with CGI.

    • @RisqueBisquet
      @RisqueBisquet 6 років тому +25

      I would have loved it if they superimposed a slightly floaty Rich just awkwardly at the side of the frame and have him react to things slightly out of sync.

  • @zxq9419
    @zxq9419 5 років тому +110

    "That was the weirdest Hee-Haw joke I've ever seen..."

    • @talesfromthebubble6327
      @talesfromthebubble6327 5 років тому +12

      I know it's stupid, but the fact that they don't point out that the scene is referencing Laugh In and instead say Hee-Haw bothers me...

    • @ttimlake
      @ttimlake 4 роки тому +5

      @@talesfromthebubble6327 Hee-haw is the one that had the "Pop up out of the cornfield" jokes? I'm not sure what you mean by it referencing Laugh-In. Did they have a similar thing?

    • @talesfromthebubble6327
      @talesfromthebubble6327 4 роки тому +7

      @@ttimlake You might be right about Hee-Haw having the pop-up skits, but Laugh In had the guy in the bushes who would look out and say, "Very interesting," of which Deathstalker did a lazy-ass impression. I know lazy-ass is the theme of the movie, so it does go with it.

    • @RMiddleton
      @RMiddleton 3 роки тому +8

      @@talesfromthebubble6327 After he said, "Very interesting..." I kept waiting for the required next line, "But stupid!" Ah well.

  • @NotEliteGamer
    @NotEliteGamer 6 років тому +45

    I expected Deathstalkers II OR Jack dropping the puck, but BOTH, that just made my day.

  • @iancanaday7631
    @iancanaday7631 4 роки тому +69

    Still waiting for this damn deathstalker 3. Come on already RLM.

  • @xShotgunSurgeryx
    @xShotgunSurgeryx 6 років тому +50

    Rest in Peace Rich Evans. You were too pure for this world.

  • @markgrehan3726
    @markgrehan3726 4 роки тому +28

    Was amazed to hear that the actress in Deathstalker 3 is now the Ambassador to Denmark, a pretty crazy career.

    • @crunkgrunk5183
      @crunkgrunk5183 3 роки тому +4

      excuse me what?

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle 2 роки тому +4

      I legitimately cannot tell if you’re trolling or being serious.

    • @omaralonsolopez2593
      @omaralonsolopez2593 Рік тому +8

      I discovered this while article-jumping in wikipedia, and was also shocked. It appears she was also pretty bad at it too

    • @ScapegoatAngel
      @ScapegoatAngel Рік тому +1

      ​@@omaralonsolopez2593pretty shocking that a doll from Deathstalker wasn't good at formally representing an entire country

  • @richardherman4702
    @richardherman4702 6 років тому +30

    Even UA-cam wouldn't accept Jack dropping the ball...

  • @brandonivy8523
    @brandonivy8523 4 роки тому +80

    Going on the clips, I'm wondering if Nail Gun Massacre was originally filmed with her as the killer then someone told them they couldn't or something so they cut a bunch of stuff and added a couple scenes with the new killer.

    • @Lishadra
      @Lishadra 3 роки тому +11

      It’s a shame too because it woulda been really great if it was the victim taking revenge!

    • @SpawnRevenge92
      @SpawnRevenge92 Рік тому

      Yeah, maybe someone said "we need a twist".

    • @OrgaNik_Music
      @OrgaNik_Music Рік тому

      According to IMDb, they had to cut most of the script because of their low budget, which is why nothing makes any sense.

  • @bobdude42
    @bobdude42 6 років тому +34

    I'm with Jay on Deathstalker II, it's legit fun. I've watched it multiple times.

    • @bobdude42
      @bobdude42 6 років тому +2

      nd4spd I guess you need to like silly cheezy movies with terrible acting.

  • @incubus3069
    @incubus3069 3 роки тому +25

    Over halfway through the playlist. I'm enjoying the history of best of the worst. 😉

  • @robertriter4077
    @robertriter4077 6 років тому +15

    I will never not hear the WKUK "Naaaaaaaaiiiiiiiil Gunnnnn" whenever a Nailgun weapon is used in anything ever.

  • @THEBaldEagle1
    @THEBaldEagle1 Рік тому +11

    Deathstalker 2. And Princess Warrior! It doest get any better than this!
    Monique Gabrielle is a NATIONAL TREASURE.
    Great Plinketto Trio of choices here!

  • @allluckyseven
    @allluckyseven 6 років тому +98

    I LOVE REDLETTERMEDIA SO I'M GONNA WATCH THIS WHOLE THING ALL OVER AGAIN!

  • @jcrass2361
    @jcrass2361 4 роки тому +31

    WHY DOES JAY NEED TO STOP BUYING MOVIES?!?! we’ll never know

  • @theodoresanti5763
    @theodoresanti5763 6 років тому +8

    These videos have such great rewatchability! No matter how awful my day is RLM makes me laugh so hard and makes me feel so much better.

  • @mr.voidout4739
    @mr.voidout4739 4 роки тому +9

    Most random, unbeatable recommendation I've ever gotten.

  • @Shenanigan5
    @Shenanigan5 6 років тому +531

    Why is Mike dressed like a greaser from the 50s?

    • @StevenOBrien
      @StevenOBrien 6 років тому +23

      Why not?

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 років тому +139

      He is having a midlife crisis and wants to look like he did as a child. Well, at least what he thinks is his childhood because of the dementia.

    • @FunSizedDragon
      @FunSizedDragon 6 років тому +32

      "Dressed like."

    • @Brian-mi5kg
      @Brian-mi5kg 6 років тому +19

      woah i just realized mike and jay are wearing the exact same outfit (while viewing the movies)

    • @stephenporter4668
      @stephenporter4668 6 років тому +10

      Because they'll never defeat the cobras!

  • @thebradman4662
    @thebradman4662 Рік тому +11

    8:13 “Well, you just pissed me off.” I have no idea why, but that close up on Jack’s unamused face and then Mike chiming in with “He had time to put his penis back in his underwear” absolutely kills me 😂🤣

  • @osuleo
    @osuleo 6 років тому +12

    "That was the weirdest Hee Haw joke I have ever seen". Gold.

  • @davyfishystick8483
    @davyfishystick8483 6 років тому +6

    My joy over finally getting to see Jack drop the ball was far greater than it should have been

  • @alexandriasanders9499
    @alexandriasanders9499 6 років тому +235

    In deathstalker 2, the redhead wrestler is from Glow. Not the Netflix series but the actual league from the 80s. Just happened that, go back to your interesting lives

    • @retrogore420
      @retrogore420 6 років тому +12

      That's pretty rad.

    • @Unotuchable
      @Unotuchable 5 років тому +20

      I think she was named Matilda the Hun

    • @ghouldishanimal
      @ghouldishanimal 5 років тому +60

      I believe the league was called "Glew".

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 4 роки тому +4

      James Butko 🤣🤣

  • @BurnRoddy
    @BurnRoddy 6 років тому +14

    Twin Dragon Encounter is one of those movies you MUST see with Lord O' Mighty Len Kabasinski

  • @MrTanukiD
    @MrTanukiD 2 роки тому +7

    Deathstalker 2 is my all time favorite best of the worst movie. I remember skipping school multiple times just to hang out and watch it.

  • @Jempai
    @Jempai 4 роки тому +26

    Love how Rich Evans has the patented "I'm not gay" separation pillows on the couch.

  • @sXeblues
    @sXeblues 6 років тому +252

    I've seen Monique Gabrielle in a couple of other movies... And while she's no great thespian, I'm inclined to believe she was acting badly on purpose, in Deathstalker II.

    • @Sammo212
      @Sammo212 6 років тому +11

      Were you watching Planet of the Erotic Ape?

    • @jacobgutierrez864
      @jacobgutierrez864 6 років тому +33

      read that as lesbian at first

    • @sXeblues
      @sXeblues 6 років тому +3

      Steven Simmons I haven't actually seen that one... Gonna have to look it up!

    • @sXeblues
      @sXeblues 6 років тому +1

      OutScreamer LOL

    • @nexusvideo
      @nexusvideo 6 років тому +31

      I would have watched her reading the telephone book. She was that hot in the 80's. Her full frontal nudity in Bachelor Party and Amazon Women on the Moon would fry any straight male's brain circuits.

  • @LordofNalicNod
    @LordofNalicNod 5 років тому +11

    I dont think I've ever yelled "Project: Metalbeast" so much at my screen in my life, lol. I love that movie!
    Never heard of Princess Warrior but it was obvious that they learned about naming female characters from Troma.

  • @joi781
    @joi781 6 років тому +70

    Deathstalker Before Harvey Weinstein scandal blew up. Deathstalker II After Harvey Weinstein scandal blown up.

  • @The_Real_Rasha
    @The_Real_Rasha Рік тому +3

    Hey hey hey hey - Here's a project for Rich Evans. Set the Wheel of Misfortune at the foot of the Plinketto board. Then just spin the wheel as someone drops the ball, so you really don't know which tape it's heading for.
    For extra excitement, set the ball on fire first. You got this.

  • @McCammalot
    @McCammalot 6 років тому +58

    Aw, I'm sad Jay didn't get more love for his salt pun... 36:56

  • @oldschoolfbb
    @oldschoolfbb 6 років тому +3

    The Plinketto Board episodes are my favorite of Best of the Worst. The randomness of the selection process and lack of theme for the selection just makes this so enjoyable.

  • @criticalskitical4100
    @criticalskitical4100 2 роки тому +5

    If rich actually dies someday, I bet mike will open the episode the exact same way. The commitment to the bit is to strong

    • @Jokoko2828
      @Jokoko2828 2 роки тому +2

      There's a episode where they frame it so Mike is talking to the air and it's about as depressing as the Garfield without Garfield comics.

  • @aaronbreault
    @aaronbreault 6 років тому +18

    Can I just point out Jack giving the performance of his life in the intro there? 10/10. Really cool to see you guys still getting clearly better. God knows there's a ways to go yet.

  • @rem7259
    @rem7259 6 років тому +77

    I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW RICH EVANS!

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 6 років тому +12

    1:01:15 Josh's "Collective Soul" gag might be the most underappreciated joke in BOTW history

  • @flippedoutkyrii
    @flippedoutkyrii 6 років тому +16

    I hope they put Deathstalker 3 on the Plinketto board next time.
    The new Deathstalker in that movie puts on a shitty Scottish accent for the first five minutes but then promptly abandons it for the rest of the film.
    No one on the cast or production crew gave a single fuck and just went along with it.

  • @brettfawcett9391
    @brettfawcett9391 4 роки тому +10

    "There's a cricket in the studio" is a rather prescient comment for RLM

  • @Moviesan69
    @Moviesan69 4 роки тому +12

    Mike almost doing a spit take at 18:07 is one of my favorite RLM moments.

  • @EMalachi
    @EMalachi 6 років тому +23

    You can't watch Nailgun Massacre without watching Jackhammer Massacre.

  • @evieblythe2435
    @evieblythe2435 6 років тому +115

    Tums overdose is a bad way to go.

  • @xXFangRideXx
    @xXFangRideXx 4 роки тому +7

    I love Plinketto because they literally “drop the ball” every time they choose a movie

  • @wadeintoyourimagination7101
    @wadeintoyourimagination7101 6 років тому +84

    A I D S G A V E M E R I C H E V A N S

  • @saeklin
    @saeklin 4 роки тому +9

    Afraid of firing the nail gun at range, but proceeds to fire a dozen nails into other nails.