Hannibal Buress - I Have Too Much Pickle Juice

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  • @travisjones1481
    @travisjones1481 2 роки тому +218

    “You know I gotta hurt one of your lizards now” really threw me off 😂

  • @Jmanmusician
    @Jmanmusician 2 роки тому +641

    That apple juice bit is so ridiculous even Hannibal was smirking through it

    • @aarons720
      @aarons720 2 роки тому

      Why do I feel like you are a bot created by Hannibal burres’s agent lol. Joke is 10
      Years old idk how you and so many others are laughing at it so much. Is this dude new to you? Five years after his joke brough down Bill Cosby?
      My opinion it’s piss poor this joke shows up as a recommendation 10 years after i first heard it. Hannibal is kind of a shitty comic who ran out of material a while back

    • @VerTheBonBonVoni
      @VerTheBonBonVoni 2 роки тому +18

      His name is Hannibal?

    • @corvinduguap
      @corvinduguap 2 роки тому +14

      @@VerTheBonBonVoni is that his real name?

    • @QuakerB0y
      @QuakerB0y 2 роки тому +13

      His parents named him Hannibal?

    • @aarons720
      @aarons720 2 роки тому +14

      @@QuakerB0y named after a Roman general, not Lector

  • @Revilik
    @Revilik 2 роки тому +229

    I've never noticed it until now, but Hannibal really reminds me of Mitch Hedberg a lot. His delivery and the topics he talks about, though obviously his own, is hilarious in the same ways. Makes sense why I've always enjoyed his stand-up so much.

    • @MrAwesomeSaucem
      @MrAwesomeSaucem 2 роки тому +9

      Totally agree. Hard to describe Hannibal's comedic style but Hedberg is the closes thing I can think of.

    • @alienlizardqueen8748
      @alienlizardqueen8748 2 роки тому +11

      Their humor is based on pointing out rational inconsistencies society takes for granted. Kellen Erskine does this as well.

    • @samg3456
      @samg3456 2 роки тому +2

      exactly. exactly

    • @samg3456
      @samg3456 2 роки тому +2

      he's talked about hedberg it's a cool story

    • @Suryal
      @Suryal 2 роки тому +2

      I'm never gonna stop thinking about this. I don't know if I'll ever be okay again. Damn. Now I want to hear what Mitch thought about comment sections

  • @patrickroe2240
    @patrickroe2240 Рік тому +91

    I ran out of sufficient pickles for my sandwiches today and I started flicking pickle juice at them, remembering this sketch and Hannibal's life advice.

    • @russellfisher1303
      @russellfisher1303 Рік тому +5

      Was the sandwich tasty?

    • @lolwut1431
      @lolwut1431 Рік тому +5

      I second @russelfishers question. Bro stop playin we need to know dis

    • @JeroAlmufakir
      @JeroAlmufakir Рік тому +2

      How many flicks is the ideal amount??? We need answers man

    • @bjones2600
      @bjones2600 8 місяців тому +3

      @@JeroAlmufakir Between 7 and 11. Depends on how big your fingers are and how long you leave them submerged in the pickle juice-

  • @jamnmikefx
    @jamnmikefx 2 роки тому +61

    5:33 Missed opportunity to end that joke saying “why do your fingers smell like pickles?” 🤣

  • @BlueMoonCircus
    @BlueMoonCircus 2 роки тому +235

    “His horniness won out over his racism” 🤣

  • @mintystellar4268
    @mintystellar4268 2 роки тому +131

    Hannibal is legitimately the most hilarious comedian.

  • @aimbotarrow5981
    @aimbotarrow5981 2 роки тому +49

    The Pickle Juice bit is legitimately my favorite bit I love his little flicks

  • @Technickcall
    @Technickcall 9 днів тому +2

    That abrupt transition from talking about racist porn to pickle juice was something else.

  • @LeetTron5000
    @LeetTron5000 2 роки тому +42

    wow this is actually some really good stand up. All of these jokes are perfect level of stupid smart comedy. Love hannibal from eric andre show but didnt know he could throw together a routine this well.

  • @MeanStreamFraudCast
    @MeanStreamFraudCast 2 роки тому +199

    Pickle juice is jam PACKED with flavor. I feel Hannibal on this one, for sure.

    • @barneyshpaenglezz3570
      @barneyshpaenglezz3570 2 роки тому +2

      You don't know what you're talking about, gannibal Suggs big guggies

    • @justawinddown
      @justawinddown 2 роки тому +3

      Echoed by the empty jar banana pepper juice

    • @jonathanflopstein8587
      @jonathanflopstein8587 2 роки тому +3

      It's also healthy in smaller doses

    • @unicornmilk6158
      @unicornmilk6158 Рік тому +2

      @@jonathanflopstein8587 Yeah I hear some marathon runners are actually drinking pickle juice instead of gatorade now. It must be good for electrolyte replacement or something.

    • @Leto_0
      @Leto_0 Рік тому +1

      ​​@@unicornmilk6158Electrolytes are just salt and pickle juice is definitely salty. It could just be some marketing shit, but it probably is healthier since it wouldn't have all the sugar that's in sports drinks
      Pickles themselves are 0 calories, so the brine is probably good, in addition to plenty of water

  • @Pleasestoptalkingthanks
    @Pleasestoptalkingthanks 13 днів тому +1

    “I really love bein a Crip. The camaraderie is my favorite part!”

  • @HazelSolitaire
    @HazelSolitaire 2 роки тому +34

    this man's delivery is legit unequalled

  • @ingrida.5058
    @ingrida.5058 2 роки тому +14

    literally had me laughing seconds into his entrance

  • @pryingeyes1551
    @pryingeyes1551 2 роки тому +11

    I don't remember what it was called, but there was a huge store in Portland, Oregon that was pretty much a '90s Westcoast Gangsta Costco. It was bizarre, especially in the 2010s. There was a section for hoodies, a section for plaid button-ups, and a 4-sided stand near the front of the store for chains. It wasn't downtown, it was in an off-ramp area with fast-food places and stores like Marshall's.

    • @utkarsh2746
      @utkarsh2746 2 роки тому +1

      You think it might have just been skater themed clothing? Like Supreme?

    • @Rich_iam
      @Rich_iam Рік тому

      Man said "gangsta Costco" and proceeded to name a bunch of regular clothing worn by a lot of people. A hoodie?

  • @innervisions1828
    @innervisions1828 2 роки тому +34

    He's great! One of my faves.

  • @carieevans3787
    @carieevans3787 Рік тому +3

    I discovered Hannibal several years ago. I had Comedy Central playing in the background one night, I fell asleep but kept waking up hearing his stand up, after a while it pulled me completely out of my sleep cracking up at something he had just said. I had to find out who that guy was. It was Hannibal. lol. Was before he was in movies. I had to search to figure out who it was, I only heard his first name.

  • @abe_ismain
    @abe_ismain 2 роки тому +128

    Some apple juice haters out there. For real!

    • @plasenticusfeeticus9422
      @plasenticusfeeticus9422 2 роки тому +1

      So what they soak their pork chops in before cookin em?

    • @joshhponce6768
      @joshhponce6768 2 роки тому +1

      @@plasenticusfeeticus9422 orange or pineapple juice like some Mexicans do for al pastor

    • @plasenticusfeeticus9422
      @plasenticusfeeticus9422 2 роки тому +1

      @@joshhponce6768 true, true.

    • @kiwirooks7299
      @kiwirooks7299 2 роки тому

      @@plasenticusfeeticus9422 I like it for cooking but not really on its own. I also like it mixed like carrot apple and cranberry apple.

    • @youngcicero213
      @youngcicero213 2 роки тому +2

      Mix it with Cerveza 🍺 you fnnin apple juice haters!

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Рік тому +2

    3:49 at its best, it’s an aesthetic and camaraderie.

  • @elim-k4h
    @elim-k4h 2 роки тому +52

    Hannibal is hilarious so this is gonna blow up for sure

  • @mr.psychonaut9398
    @mr.psychonaut9398 2 роки тому +24

    Awesome... Found a new comic to binge on.. only know this guy from some films.. Spiderman being the last..He's a funny dude

    • @mochimochi7669
      @mochimochi7669 2 роки тому +5

      Watch the Eric Andre show. You won’t be disappointed.

  • @wcc70
    @wcc70 Рік тому +5

    I feel this apple juice bit. Had a grocery store down the street from a place I lived. Me and the roommates went to it and saw 1 liter of apple juice for 99 cents, so we bought 20 of them.
    At the checkout we got the same headshake from the cashier as Hannibal did. Only difference is that none of us were black. Just a bunch of white dudes hopped up on apple juice. They were an apple juice hater.

  • @JoeKing69
    @JoeKing69 11 днів тому

    The pickle juice bit is just too genius I steal it all the time.

  • @kgb1aze
    @kgb1aze 2 місяці тому

    "I'd play video games and celebrate your absence."
    I felt that.

  • @kingvega666
    @kingvega666 2 роки тому +4

    Play video games and celebrate your absence. Shit cracked me up.

  • @leebatt7964
    @leebatt7964 2 роки тому +7

    Holy crap! Why have I never seen this pickle juice flicking guy before? So good! Love him!

  • @Ravianant12
    @Ravianant12 2 роки тому +25

    He never disappoints

  • @FishyCanada
    @FishyCanada 2 роки тому +3

    "Are you choking me right now? Yaaa " why do I smell pickles?"

  • @maryrosekent8223
    @maryrosekent8223 2 роки тому +4

    An oldie but goodie!

  • @AccountInactive
    @AccountInactive 2 роки тому +2

    That lizard sandwich segue was just beautiful.

  • @Lasher500
    @Lasher500 11 місяців тому

    This guy is right up there with Dave Chappell, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais. His delivery is spot on.

  • @semja
    @semja 11 місяців тому +1

    I love the way he says flavAh

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 2 роки тому +9

    I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches and I gots lizards. They like the lights, I like the juice. There.

  • @peacewarlord
    @peacewarlord 2 роки тому +20

    He missed a perfect opportunity to end the show by saying:
    See you later, apple hater.

  • @willphillips2522
    @willphillips2522 Рік тому

    This has got to be one of the funniest sets ever

  • @uNhlanhlakaSithole
    @uNhlanhlakaSithole 2 роки тому +10

    My second favorite comedian after Chappelle

  • @bird-mann952
    @bird-mann952 2 роки тому +2

    can’t believe this dude is a landlord

  • @snicky58
    @snicky58 2 роки тому +3

    "You lonely Hormel Chili eatin' old man"

  • @thomasdulaney1054
    @thomasdulaney1054 3 місяці тому

    Go Hannibal Buress. You're the King.

  • @meursault7030
    @meursault7030 2 роки тому +3

    Hannibal is the funniest person alive.

  • @remalemadingdong
    @remalemadingdong Місяць тому

    that opening sentence folded me like an omelette

  • @shoedil812
    @shoedil812 Рік тому

    I've ben DEEP into comedy.... But this dude!!!
    HOLY S!

  • @Starowlnightwatch
    @Starowlnightwatch 2 місяці тому

    I love Hannibal Burgess always have still do

  • @camrencross645
    @camrencross645 2 роки тому +5

    "Play video games and celebrate your absence". ha... pretty much.

  • @Three_Sevens
    @Three_Sevens 2 роки тому +6

    I make salad dressing out of pickle juice. It replaced the vinegar and is delicious

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Рік тому +1

    2:27 😂

  • @boardskins
    @boardskins Місяць тому

    Creative and hilarious. 😂

  • @sammybear7100
    @sammybear7100 2 роки тому +29

    If you sprinkle pickle juice on your popcorn it's delicious 🤤

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 роки тому

      I'm still thinking 🤔

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 роки тому

      You're a pickler?😅

    • @MrTPain
      @MrTPain 2 роки тому +1

      Where' you doing this? 🤕

    • @BlueMoonCircus
      @BlueMoonCircus 2 роки тому +1

      Oooh ima do that tonight! I have two whole jars of pickle juice waitin

    • @surr3al1s
      @surr3al1s 2 роки тому +2

      Have some pride. Flick don’t sprinkle 😁

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Рік тому +1

    6:05 HAHAHHAHAHAA

  • @bonnienedza55
    @bonnienedza55 Рік тому

    Omg he is freakin hysterical😅😂

  • @Cho5en444
    @Cho5en444 Рік тому +1

    love this dude

  • @BattleAxeRX
    @BattleAxeRX Рік тому

    I remember the pickle juice bit from like 6 years ago!

  • @steamedyam
    @steamedyam 2 роки тому +5

    This is the dude that called out Cosby

  • @KharlHungus
    @KharlHungus 2 роки тому +5

    Morpheus walruses sea shells by the sea shorepheus.
    the real ones know.

  • @winstonkhan1784
    @winstonkhan1784 2 роки тому +1

    Title of this video should be "I Have Too Much Apple Juice"

  • @Mygdam
    @Mygdam 2 роки тому +10

    Horniness and apple juice euphoria beats racism.
    These are good things to know.

  • @kevinmunger1842
    @kevinmunger1842 2 роки тому +3

    I insist on intelligent comedy Well done, Hannibal.

  • @cyanideinmycereal1077
    @cyanideinmycereal1077 2 роки тому +1

    The pickle juice trick is kinda genius not gonna lie.

  • @Soderbell
    @Soderbell 10 місяців тому +1

    He’s so funny ❤❤❤

  • @danhtran6400
    @danhtran6400 2 роки тому +8

    Observational comedy at its absolute finest. Plus no segways!

  • @buckiesmalls
    @buckiesmalls 2 роки тому +1

    "Comradery is my favorite part"
    One of my favorites.. I hate using this term...As a lot will use it for people like Alanis Morrissette, P!nk, or Janet Jackson.. So I dont uses it lightly... underrated.

  • @mybrothaskeeper4156
    @mybrothaskeeper4156 2 роки тому +5

    Slice fresh cucumbers add clove(s) of garlic and a habenero or 2 now you have fresh jar of delicious pickles 🤤🤤😉

    • @pryingeyes1551
      @pryingeyes1551 2 роки тому +2

      That's pretty much exactly what I do (garlic and habeneros). Obviously OP knows this, but for anybody else, after about 4 or 5 days for spears and 2 or 3 for thin slices, you've got new pickles.
      A jar of pickles costs $4 to $6 here, but you can buy an english cucumber for a couple dollars, and refill 2 jars. It's a bargain. They aren't the traditional pickling choice, but I find their skin is so thin that they seem to take up the brine faster. Just keep your hands and the ingredients clean, and be sure to never leave it out, as it's not sealed, and you can redo this for a month or two in my experience.

  • @michaeljacksin9367
    @michaeljacksin9367 2 роки тому +1

    this joke is a testament to the word crazy being wrong

  • @brucewilson1958
    @brucewilson1958 2 роки тому +3

    You are a funny cat, brother.

  • @MusicDiscoveryLab
    @MusicDiscoveryLab 2 роки тому +1

    I don't know why but his vocal delivery reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg.

  • @arianghasemi9440
    @arianghasemi9440 Рік тому

    This was so funny😂😂😂

  • @moxxie6.6.6
    @moxxie6.6.6 2 роки тому +7

    I put pickle juice on my entire heads of lettuce.
    Gotta eat the lettuce

  • @rickc2102
    @rickc2102 2 роки тому +1

    My dad would put sweet pickle juice on chili and on spaghetti bolognese, good memories.

    • @thatguy6227
      @thatguy6227 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf is spaghetti bolognese

    • @teejin669
      @teejin669 Рік тому

      ​@@thatguy6227type it into google

    • @EmeraldPangolin
      @EmeraldPangolin 2 дні тому

      ​@thatguy6227 unfortunately it's what Europe calls Spaghetti.

  • @cmd_f5
    @cmd_f5 2 роки тому +1

    Hahaha great stuff

  • @-phantom.7746
    @-phantom.7746 Рік тому +1

    You can't say you haven't tried drinking pickle juice I have because if you like pickles then why not drink the juice too right.

  • @travispalma6554
    @travispalma6554 Рік тому

    "imma play video games and celebrate ur absence"

  • @b.c.731
    @b.c.731 2 роки тому +2

    He's awesome lol.

  • @cycyj847
    @cycyj847 2 роки тому +5

    I drink pickle juice if I have a muscle spasm

  • @OfficialBasedologyYT
    @OfficialBasedologyYT 2 роки тому +1

    Hannibal is hilarious

  • @jenniferdemaris8509
    @jenniferdemaris8509 2 роки тому

    Hannibal, you are gangster!

  • @Bdougs
    @Bdougs Рік тому

    Years and years later, Hannibal and Gillis are still the only 2 comedians I can sit through with standup. Everyone other standup feels so forced and corny

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 10 місяців тому

      Gillis has the humor of a 13 year-old.

  • @marioiacolucci
    @marioiacolucci Рік тому

    Funny awesome guy gratefully

  • @zacha8881
    @zacha8881 2 роки тому

    I drink my pickle juice before I even finish the pickles. It’s gotta be Best Maid though. Regular dill or hamburger slices.

  • @richardnogginiv
    @richardnogginiv 2 роки тому +2

    Why Hannibal hands always look prosthetic? 🤣

  • @hoboringmaster8029
    @hoboringmaster8029 Рік тому

    Man, there was this one-off joke i think he had about lil wayne/crew being like:
    "I know what we can call this festival.... Lil Weezyana fest. They prolly high fived each other, minds blown, and called a day" lol

  • @elleadams9154
    @elleadams9154 2 роки тому +1

    Buy mini cucumbers put them in the pickle juice wait a week brand new pickles, I do it all the time.💋

  • @deeaaytee5453
    @deeaaytee5453 10 місяців тому

    6:17 apple juice, clean checked

  • @agumonkey
    @agumonkey 2 роки тому +1

    he has a mitch hedberg flow at times

  • @michaelchen2718
    @michaelchen2718 Рік тому

    1:40 EEWEEWWWWWWW

  • @onemorefreak
    @onemorefreak 2 роки тому

    THIS GOD DAMN PICKLE JOKE IS OLDER THAN ME!

  • @markyelwell995
    @markyelwell995 2 роки тому +3

    u know hannibal kinda has a mooney vibe

  • @charlesthomas7372
    @charlesthomas7372 Рік тому +2

    That racist joke was absolutely fantastic

  • @CheapCreep
    @CheapCreep 14 днів тому

    *P I C K L E JUICE*

  • @northreyn4083
    @northreyn4083 2 роки тому +1

    I came here to hear him say pickle juice.

  • @chris1082386
    @chris1082386 2 роки тому

    Man where are you Hannibal? Utah? haha

  • @sethtwc
    @sethtwc Рік тому

    Mitch Hedburg energy

  • @loweffortproductions1985
    @loweffortproductions1985 2 роки тому +1

    Too much Pickle Juice, never enough Apple Juice 🤔

  • @lizardmandx
    @lizardmandx 2 роки тому +1

    the fact that he's reading comments from pornhub

    • @negativeindustrial
      @negativeindustrial Рік тому

      Seriously didn’t even know there was a comment section.

    • @Zack29810
      @Zack29810 10 місяців тому

      @@negativeindustrial you’re missing out.

  • @aquarios7851
    @aquarios7851 Рік тому

    Why you make his head so damn big in the thumbnail?

  • @Bob86339
    @Bob86339 2 роки тому +2

    Ahahahahaha🤣

  • @denniswenrich6221
    @denniswenrich6221 2 роки тому

    Listen, he’s not wrong about pickle juice on sammies

  • @ms.lkalowe7345
    @ms.lkalowe7345 Рік тому

    Ain't too many grown men that I know still eating pickles out of the jar.....👀

  • @cabbage4254
    @cabbage4254 2 роки тому

    Use the pickle juice to pickle beef tongue 😋

  • @SeaTK610
    @SeaTK610 2 роки тому

    It might be me, but does his voice sound a little different?

  • @stevenanderson7046
    @stevenanderson7046 2 роки тому +3

    Hannibal "Lizard sandwich" Buress!