Why do I feel like you are a bot created by Hannibal burres’s agent lol. Joke is 10 Years old idk how you and so many others are laughing at it so much. Is this dude new to you? Five years after his joke brough down Bill Cosby? My opinion it’s piss poor this joke shows up as a recommendation 10 years after i first heard it. Hannibal is kind of a shitty comic who ran out of material a while back
I've never noticed it until now, but Hannibal really reminds me of Mitch Hedberg a lot. His delivery and the topics he talks about, though obviously his own, is hilarious in the same ways. Makes sense why I've always enjoyed his stand-up so much.
I ran out of sufficient pickles for my sandwiches today and I started flicking pickle juice at them, remembering this sketch and Hannibal's life advice.
@@jonathanflopstein8587 Yeah I hear some marathon runners are actually drinking pickle juice instead of gatorade now. It must be good for electrolyte replacement or something.
@@unicornmilk6158Electrolytes are just salt and pickle juice is definitely salty. It could just be some marketing shit, but it probably is healthier since it wouldn't have all the sugar that's in sports drinks Pickles themselves are 0 calories, so the brine is probably good, in addition to plenty of water
wow this is actually some really good stand up. All of these jokes are perfect level of stupid smart comedy. Love hannibal from eric andre show but didnt know he could throw together a routine this well.
I don't remember what it was called, but there was a huge store in Portland, Oregon that was pretty much a '90s Westcoast Gangsta Costco. It was bizarre, especially in the 2010s. There was a section for hoodies, a section for plaid button-ups, and a 4-sided stand near the front of the store for chains. It wasn't downtown, it was in an off-ramp area with fast-food places and stores like Marshall's.
I discovered Hannibal several years ago. I had Comedy Central playing in the background one night, I fell asleep but kept waking up hearing his stand up, after a while it pulled me completely out of my sleep cracking up at something he had just said. I had to find out who that guy was. It was Hannibal. lol. Was before he was in movies. I had to search to figure out who it was, I only heard his first name.
I feel this apple juice bit. Had a grocery store down the street from a place I lived. Me and the roommates went to it and saw 1 liter of apple juice for 99 cents, so we bought 20 of them. At the checkout we got the same headshake from the cashier as Hannibal did. Only difference is that none of us were black. Just a bunch of white dudes hopped up on apple juice. They were an apple juice hater.
"Comradery is my favorite part" One of my favorites.. I hate using this term...As a lot will use it for people like Alanis Morrissette, P!nk, or Janet Jackson.. So I dont uses it lightly... underrated.
That's pretty much exactly what I do (garlic and habeneros). Obviously OP knows this, but for anybody else, after about 4 or 5 days for spears and 2 or 3 for thin slices, you've got new pickles. A jar of pickles costs $4 to $6 here, but you can buy an english cucumber for a couple dollars, and refill 2 jars. It's a bargain. They aren't the traditional pickling choice, but I find their skin is so thin that they seem to take up the brine faster. Just keep your hands and the ingredients clean, and be sure to never leave it out, as it's not sealed, and you can redo this for a month or two in my experience.
Man, there was this one-off joke i think he had about lil wayne/crew being like: "I know what we can call this festival.... Lil Weezyana fest. They prolly high fived each other, minds blown, and called a day" lol
Years and years later, Hannibal and Gillis are still the only 2 comedians I can sit through with standup. Everyone other standup feels so forced and corny
“You know I gotta hurt one of your lizards now” really threw me off 😂
Man fr lmfaooo
That apple juice bit is so ridiculous even Hannibal was smirking through it
Why do I feel like you are a bot created by Hannibal burres’s agent lol. Joke is 10
Years old idk how you and so many others are laughing at it so much. Is this dude new to you? Five years after his joke brough down Bill Cosby?
My opinion it’s piss poor this joke shows up as a recommendation 10 years after i first heard it. Hannibal is kind of a shitty comic who ran out of material a while back
His name is Hannibal?
@@VerTheBonBonVoni is that his real name?
His parents named him Hannibal?
@@QuakerB0y named after a Roman general, not Lector
I've never noticed it until now, but Hannibal really reminds me of Mitch Hedberg a lot. His delivery and the topics he talks about, though obviously his own, is hilarious in the same ways. Makes sense why I've always enjoyed his stand-up so much.
Totally agree. Hard to describe Hannibal's comedic style but Hedberg is the closes thing I can think of.
Their humor is based on pointing out rational inconsistencies society takes for granted. Kellen Erskine does this as well.
exactly. exactly
he's talked about hedberg it's a cool story
I'm never gonna stop thinking about this. I don't know if I'll ever be okay again. Damn. Now I want to hear what Mitch thought about comment sections
I ran out of sufficient pickles for my sandwiches today and I started flicking pickle juice at them, remembering this sketch and Hannibal's life advice.
Was the sandwich tasty?
I second @russelfishers question. Bro stop playin we need to know dis
How many flicks is the ideal amount??? We need answers man
@@JeroAlmufakir Between 7 and 11. Depends on how big your fingers are and how long you leave them submerged in the pickle juice-
Pickle juice is jam PACKED with flavor. I feel Hannibal on this one, for sure.
You don't know what you're talking about, gannibal Suggs big guggies
Echoed by the empty jar banana pepper juice
It's also healthy in smaller doses
@@jonathanflopstein8587 Yeah I hear some marathon runners are actually drinking pickle juice instead of gatorade now. It must be good for electrolyte replacement or something.
@@unicornmilk6158Electrolytes are just salt and pickle juice is definitely salty. It could just be some marketing shit, but it probably is healthier since it wouldn't have all the sugar that's in sports drinks
Pickles themselves are 0 calories, so the brine is probably good, in addition to plenty of water
“His horniness won out over his racism” 🤣
Hannibal is legitimately the most hilarious comedian.
Chill chill
wow this is actually some really good stand up. All of these jokes are perfect level of stupid smart comedy. Love hannibal from eric andre show but didnt know he could throw together a routine this well.
5:33 Missed opportunity to end that joke saying “why do your fingers smell like pickles?” 🤣
The Pickle Juice bit is legitimately my favorite bit I love his little flicks
He's great! One of my faves.
literally had me laughing seconds into his entrance
3:49 at its best, it’s an aesthetic and camaraderie.
I don't remember what it was called, but there was a huge store in Portland, Oregon that was pretty much a '90s Westcoast Gangsta Costco. It was bizarre, especially in the 2010s. There was a section for hoodies, a section for plaid button-ups, and a 4-sided stand near the front of the store for chains. It wasn't downtown, it was in an off-ramp area with fast-food places and stores like Marshall's.
You think it might have just been skater themed clothing? Like Supreme?
Man said "gangsta Costco" and proceeded to name a bunch of regular clothing worn by a lot of people. A hoodie?
I discovered Hannibal several years ago. I had Comedy Central playing in the background one night, I fell asleep but kept waking up hearing his stand up, after a while it pulled me completely out of my sleep cracking up at something he had just said. I had to find out who that guy was. It was Hannibal. lol. Was before he was in movies. I had to search to figure out who it was, I only heard his first name.
this man's delivery is legit unequalled
Some apple juice haters out there. For real!
So what they soak their pork chops in before cookin em?
@@plasenticusfeeticus9422 orange or pineapple juice like some Mexicans do for al pastor
@@joshhponce6768 true, true.
@@plasenticusfeeticus9422 I like it for cooking but not really on its own. I also like it mixed like carrot apple and cranberry apple.
Mix it with Cerveza 🍺 you fnnin apple juice haters!
Awesome... Found a new comic to binge on.. only know this guy from some films.. Spiderman being the last..He's a funny dude
Watch the Eric Andre show. You won’t be disappointed.
Hannibal is hilarious so this is gonna blow up for sure
This is so old
@@Mahmodfarag yeah but still
Yeah this blew up like 12 years ago lol 😂
An oldie but goodie!
"I'd play video games and celebrate your absence."
I felt that.
I love the way he says flavAh
Go Hannibal Buress. You're the King.
He never disappoints
He has.
@@MrTPain happens in bed.
This guy is right up there with Dave Chappell, Bill Burr, Ricky Gervais. His delivery is spot on.
I love Hannibal Burgess always have still do
That lizard sandwich segue was just beautiful.
Holy crap! Why have I never seen this pickle juice flicking guy before? So good! Love him!
Play video games and celebrate your absence. Shit cracked me up.
My second favorite comedian after Chappelle
"You lonely Hormel Chili eatin' old man"
I feel this apple juice bit. Had a grocery store down the street from a place I lived. Me and the roommates went to it and saw 1 liter of apple juice for 99 cents, so we bought 20 of them.
At the checkout we got the same headshake from the cashier as Hannibal did. Only difference is that none of us were black. Just a bunch of white dudes hopped up on apple juice. They were an apple juice hater.
I've ben DEEP into comedy.... But this dude!!!
HOLY S!
love this dude
This has got to be one of the funniest sets ever
"Play video games and celebrate your absence". ha... pretty much.
"Are you choking me right now? Yaaa " why do I smell pickles?"
Hannibal is the funniest person alive.
I remember the pickle juice bit from like 6 years ago!
I flick pickle juice on my sandwiches and I gots lizards. They like the lights, I like the juice. There.
I make salad dressing out of pickle juice. It replaced the vinegar and is delicious
Omg he is freakin hysterical😅😂
2:27 😂
6:05 HAHAHHAHAHAA
Morpheus walruses sea shells by the sea shorepheus.
the real ones know.
This is the dude that called out Cosby
can’t believe this dude is a landlord
"Comradery is my favorite part"
One of my favorites.. I hate using this term...As a lot will use it for people like Alanis Morrissette, P!nk, or Janet Jackson.. So I dont uses it lightly... underrated.
Observational comedy at its absolute finest. Plus no segways!
He's awesome lol.
He missed a perfect opportunity to end the show by saying:
See you later, apple hater.
Leave the jokes to him
He’s so funny ❤❤❤
I insist on intelligent comedy Well done, Hannibal.
Funny awesome guy gratefully
Hannibal is hilarious
If you sprinkle pickle juice on your popcorn it's delicious 🤤
I'm still thinking 🤔
You're a pickler?😅
Where' you doing this? 🤕
Oooh ima do that tonight! I have two whole jars of pickle juice waitin
Have some pride. Flick don’t sprinkle 😁
You are a funny cat, brother.
this joke is a testament to the word crazy being wrong
Hannibal, you are gangster!
Title of this video should be "I Have Too Much Apple Juice"
The pickle juice trick is kinda genius not gonna lie.
Slice fresh cucumbers add clove(s) of garlic and a habenero or 2 now you have fresh jar of delicious pickles 🤤🤤😉
That's pretty much exactly what I do (garlic and habeneros). Obviously OP knows this, but for anybody else, after about 4 or 5 days for spears and 2 or 3 for thin slices, you've got new pickles.
A jar of pickles costs $4 to $6 here, but you can buy an english cucumber for a couple dollars, and refill 2 jars. It's a bargain. They aren't the traditional pickling choice, but I find their skin is so thin that they seem to take up the brine faster. Just keep your hands and the ingredients clean, and be sure to never leave it out, as it's not sealed, and you can redo this for a month or two in my experience.
Horniness and apple juice euphoria beats racism.
These are good things to know.
I put pickle juice on my entire heads of lettuce.
Gotta eat the lettuce
This was so funny😂😂😂
My dad would put sweet pickle juice on chili and on spaghetti bolognese, good memories.
Wtf is spaghetti bolognese
@@thatguy6227type it into google
1:40 EEWEEWWWWWWW
6:17 apple juice, clean checked
I don't know why but his vocal delivery reminds me a lot of Mitch Hedberg.
he has a mitch hedberg flow at times
Mitch Hedburg energy
THIS GOD DAMN PICKLE JOKE IS OLDER THAN ME!
"imma play video games and celebrate ur absence"
Hahaha great stuff
I drink pickle juice if I have a muscle spasm
Why Hannibal hands always look prosthetic? 🤣
u know hannibal kinda has a mooney vibe
Man, there was this one-off joke i think he had about lil wayne/crew being like:
"I know what we can call this festival.... Lil Weezyana fest. They prolly high fived each other, minds blown, and called a day" lol
Years and years later, Hannibal and Gillis are still the only 2 comedians I can sit through with standup. Everyone other standup feels so forced and corny
Gillis has the humor of a 13 year-old.
I drink my pickle juice before I even finish the pickles. It’s gotta be Best Maid though. Regular dill or hamburger slices.
You can't say you haven't tried drinking pickle juice I have because if you like pickles then why not drink the juice too right.
1:17 pickle juice
Hannibal "Lizard sandwich" Buress!
Too much Pickle Juice, never enough Apple Juice 🤔
That racist joke was absolutely fantastic
Buy mini cucumbers put them in the pickle juice wait a week brand new pickles, I do it all the time.💋
Its TRACY MORGAN and MITCH HEDBERGS love child!
Strong Hedberg vibes.
Man where are you Hannibal? Utah? haha
Listen, he’s not wrong about pickle juice on sammies
Make pickled eggs…
Ahahahahaha🤣
i clicked on this video to listen to the pickle juice joke and i got all this porn stuff lol
gotta have stamina to get to the pickle juice
Ain't too many grown men that I know still eating pickles out of the jar.....👀
IT IS FOR GARDENING
Use the pickle juice to pickle beef tongue 😋
the fact that he's reading comments from pornhub
Seriously didn’t even know there was a comment section.
@@negativeindustrial you’re missing out.
I came here to hear him say pickle juice.
Lmao
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