Hannibal Buress's Philosophy on Having Kids | Netflix Is A Joke

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  • @mildsoup8978
    @mildsoup8978 3 роки тому +856

    Uncle is the best title, you get all the advantages of being a deadbeat dad and none of the disadvantages.

    • @jokerfbm7461
      @jokerfbm7461 3 роки тому +51

      I'm an uncle n I approve this message

    • @AMenDawg
      @AMenDawg 3 роки тому +5

      This is hilarious

    • @omarpage4132
      @omarpage4132 3 роки тому +45

      literally u come over a couple times a year follow none of the rules and leave again

    • @dwaynehiler5735
      @dwaynehiler5735 3 роки тому +40

      All the advantages of being a deadbeat dad, but none of the judgment. In fact u get praised and loved for popping up every now n again with gifts and/or fun.

    • @pgmdps13
      @pgmdps13 2 роки тому

      As an only child, fuck y'all and the boat you rode on

  • @THELYRICALTMAN
    @THELYRICALTMAN 4 роки тому +751

    Hannibal is a low-key goat, He's real chill about it

    • @joe.limbus
      @joe.limbus 4 роки тому +8

      Relax

    • @waedjradi
      @waedjradi 3 роки тому +5

      He be chillin. Same way in all the film cameo he's in

    • @frankviator8315
      @frankviator8315 3 роки тому +1

      Goat meaning goat worshiping, eldest son sacrificing freak. He admits it entirely as I'm listening to em. 😂

    • @suckthefartouttamybutt1642
      @suckthefartouttamybutt1642 3 роки тому +4

      @@frankviator8315 what are you talking about

    • @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575
      @localandonlinepreciousmeta3575 3 роки тому +1

      Clarice didn’t think he was so chill. Js 🤫🤐🐑🐑

  • @nanokow
    @nanokow 4 роки тому +1061

    He should fuse with Bill Burr to create Hanni-Bill Burr-ess

  • @kingofjamrock
    @kingofjamrock 4 роки тому +159

    'Hookers for my sense of nurturing'😂😂..Perfectly put😂😂👏

  • @sofiafillon9011
    @sofiafillon9011 3 роки тому +102

    As the first born of triplets, I have never felt more personally attacked. Also yes, I agree.

    • @keysandcoffees9441
      @keysandcoffees9441 2 роки тому +5

      Do you have something on you?

    • @luckerowl8990
      @luckerowl8990 2 роки тому +1

      @@keysandcoffees9441 2 twins? how do you think triplets work

    • @daviddiazv17
      @daviddiazv17 Рік тому

      Hey, you don't know if there was a 4th sibling before you? XD

  • @kingsosa8671
    @kingsosa8671 4 роки тому +386

    Dudes right tho. A lot of kids needa work on their story telling

    • @Loj84
      @Loj84 4 роки тому +14

      Tom seguras got a good joke about that

    • @Gr8Layks
      @Gr8Layks 4 роки тому +15

      Most adults' stories need work too. And, almost *all* women's stories need a _complete_ re-write.

    • @your_local_road_cone1194
      @your_local_road_cone1194 4 роки тому +6

      QuarantubE, my man, please, cool it.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 роки тому

      @@Gr8Layks this

  • @Leon78
    @Leon78 3 роки тому +41

    What I like about this dude is how he - even though he looks like he's about to fall asleep any second - just murders the room with his sleepy wits...

  • @jsmithsemper4848
    @jsmithsemper4848 4 роки тому +108

    This ain’t Texas Holdem 🤣🤣🤣

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      @quarantube9200 4 роки тому

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  • @andysdaman
    @andysdaman 4 роки тому +141

    I do the same with the McDonald's cup lids. I only pick from the middle. Cus I feel like somethings on the top one

    • @nicholasjamesrobertkennedy
      @nicholasjamesrobertkennedy 4 роки тому +2

      Go fuck your self!!!! Go fuck your self!!!!!!

    • @andysdaman
      @andysdaman 4 роки тому +8

      @@nicholasjamesrobertkennedy umm ok bud

    • @pudgecodm9102
      @pudgecodm9102 4 роки тому +4

      They are mc Donald's cups they always have stuff on them

  • @lloydavontuur3018
    @lloydavontuur3018 4 роки тому +31

    The newspaper joke killed me!

  • @bluebee29
    @bluebee29 4 роки тому +270

    When he pauses to think, I feel he makes jokes on the spot..?

    • @edrine4651
      @edrine4651 4 роки тому +22

      Or maybe he pauses to remember what to say next? Idk

    • @bluebee29
      @bluebee29 4 роки тому +43

      Edrine true. But compared to other comedians, you can tell they are thinking the order of their jokes or waiting for laughter to die out. Hannibal is different..he doesn't look rehearsed at all for me

    • @Noctua8
      @Noctua8 4 роки тому +51

      Nah it's just his comedy style

    • @dratomik
      @dratomik 4 роки тому +8

      I think it's just how he performs... hes unique about it, like Norm MacDonald.

    • @joetowers4804
      @joetowers4804 4 роки тому

      Do you!

  • @user-vx1ut3dv5d
    @user-vx1ut3dv5d 4 роки тому +21

    "'Cause absence makes the heart grow fonder."
    Wow, that's so true, man... And that applies to every kind of relationship (in my opinion). He's not just funny, Hannibal is also very down to earth and a really wise guy.

  • @bonafideslacker2626
    @bonafideslacker2626 4 роки тому +70

    Three.of.the.same.baby. I love this guy.

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      @quarantube9200 4 роки тому

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  • @Vybewalbert
    @Vybewalbert 4 роки тому +90

    Hannibal Is a true comedian so effortless my God you are definitely one for the ages ❤️❤️😃

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  • @brojo4877
    @brojo4877 4 роки тому +71

    If it rhymes it must be true

  • @johnmccabe1974
    @johnmccabe1974 4 роки тому +8

    'Give the first one away cause it seems like it got something on it'. That is one nasty bite! I like it.

  • @whatsername77alis
    @whatsername77alis 4 роки тому +28

    Hannibal Burress is a treasure. That's really what I came here to say 🎙

  • @BlaqRainFresh
    @BlaqRainFresh 4 роки тому +6

    "He's heartless!" LMAO

  • @AdemolaVictorTv
    @AdemolaVictorTv 4 роки тому +49

    Didn’t see that coming 😂😂🤣

  • @fathergascoigne4609
    @fathergascoigne4609 4 роки тому +53

    Quick shout out....

  • @zackmckenzie3582
    @zackmckenzie3582 4 роки тому +66

    I always hoped that my future kids would be twins or triplets because it’s not fun playing by yourself...

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    • @Appachoppa112
      @Appachoppa112 4 роки тому +7

      Or just space em out 1-2 years

    • @samuelreyes5546
      @samuelreyes5546 2 роки тому +2

      But if they're triplets, they would still kinda be playing by themselves...

  • @jellojoe00
    @jellojoe00 3 роки тому +2

    Give Hannibal another special!!!

  • @justamangoddamn
    @justamangoddamn 2 роки тому +6

    Anyone else amazed Hannibal still reads newspapers?

  • @Where_is_Waldo
    @Where_is_Waldo 2 роки тому +3

    I love being an uncle. Besides, there's already over 8 billion people on this planet. How many more do we need? I have 8 brothers and 4 sisters and only 4 of us don't have kids, somebody's got to bow out of this baby makin' thing.

  • @JoeNathan42420
    @JoeNathan42420 4 роки тому +33

    Low key. I think Hannibal, wants a baby.🤔😂

  • @maxp4573
    @maxp4573 2 роки тому

    I relate to that Niece/Nephew part a Little toooo much xD

  • @rexstil
    @rexstil 4 роки тому +7

    I always take whatever food item is 1 or 2 back on the shelf at every store and always have. None of that front shit

  • @joanneweiss3864
    @joanneweiss3864 4 роки тому +8

    1:15 in & I'm already LMFAO.....don't want 3 of the same baby, man😂😂Her body, her choice...😆👍👏🙌😂😂😂😂

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  • @oneshotme
    @oneshotme 4 роки тому +2

    Enjoyed your video so gave it a Thumbs Up

  • @ayefo7800
    @ayefo7800 4 роки тому +4

    Hannibal is like all my internal thoughts that I'm too scared to say out loud...🤣🤣🤣

  • @nbaezzy2099
    @nbaezzy2099 4 роки тому +4

    If you have never seen this man live, you are missing out!

  • @duytdl
    @duytdl 2 роки тому +2

    "Hookers for my sense of nurturing". Exactly! They should rent kids out. If society can come together and make sure only good people are the customers I think it'll really benefit everyone involved to have kids but only as like rentals. Some people might opt out, some might get their desire to have kids even more reinforced. Society really needs a "try-it-before-you-buy-it" equivalent of having kids.

  • @javelinnia3203
    @javelinnia3203 4 роки тому +11

    Okay lately I watch Hannibal (thriller show) and some comedy. UA-cam algorithms caught the vibe

  • @monadamus42
    @monadamus42 2 роки тому

    So good

  • @nietzschesmuse
    @nietzschesmuse 3 роки тому

    His face it is funny in itself.

  • @sirweebs2914
    @sirweebs2914 4 роки тому +1

    ey yo is that the dude from "catch me"? nice.

  • @sarahnipper5327
    @sarahnipper5327 4 роки тому +2

    The first one seems like it's got something on it....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @boimesa8190
    @boimesa8190 4 роки тому +3

    Which special is this?

  • @whiskeycrusaderwill8699
    @whiskeycrusaderwill8699 3 роки тому

    I'm laughing so damn hard over here

  • @Amburmist
    @Amburmist 4 роки тому +1

    Anyone else can't take their eyes off the one long rogue hair attached to the left side of his head thats like illuminated by the lights behind him?

  • @thomaswayne2076
    @thomaswayne2076 4 роки тому +3

    When you think of the way culture talks about the guy “that tatted out Bill Cosby”
    And then you see Hannibal Buress
    You don’t see the same people

  • @jameshill2450
    @jameshill2450 4 роки тому +16

    What if it's one pair of identical twins and then a fraternal triplet added in?

    • @ItsJustValHere
      @ItsJustValHere 4 роки тому +2

      Same shit. My cousins are supposedly fraternal triplets and it's a nightmare. They are starting puberty and holy SHIT.

    • @love55ickbeat5
      @love55ickbeat5 4 роки тому +1

      Still gotta deal with the nightmarish car sear situation doe

    • @Silduril
      @Silduril 4 роки тому +1

      easy, one twin's gotta go. didn't you hear the man? he wants balance!

  • @rumpelja4922
    @rumpelja4922 3 роки тому

    I need to bring my hairline back like Hannibal.

  • @Loungemermaid
    @Loungemermaid 4 роки тому +7

    Three of the same baby

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  • @grantdavis692
    @grantdavis692 3 роки тому +1

    They quoted him wrong in the thumbnail

  • @jackjaworski5446
    @jackjaworski5446 3 роки тому

    This is why I want to be an uncle

  • @VodkaandOJ
    @VodkaandOJ 4 роки тому

    That was awesome

  • @matte.moon66
    @matte.moon66 2 роки тому

    Weh, i takut gila, Anything happen chat i guna ni. Love U all.

  • @noblevictory2200
    @noblevictory2200 4 роки тому +1

    So funny! 👍🤣

  • @ramsesabundiz
    @ramsesabundiz 3 роки тому

    I’m just waiting for Comedy Camisado 2.

  • @indigotheindieghost7214
    @indigotheindieghost7214 3 роки тому

    3:03 HOOAH

  • @perejoyce4756
    @perejoyce4756 4 роки тому +7

    Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @liberatedilla
      @liberatedilla 4 роки тому +1

      Right 😂

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  • @TheCountOfTuscany1318
    @TheCountOfTuscany1318 3 роки тому

    This man needs to be goated

  • @tolloromassi99
    @tolloromassi99 3 роки тому

    4:30 This story is GarBaaaGe!! 😂😂😂

  • @nimrankhangidwani4285
    @nimrankhangidwani4285 3 роки тому

    Gar Barg LMAO

  • @jordanbryant7633
    @jordanbryant7633 3 роки тому

    He look like mill house when he takes his glasses off

  • @ComedianNemaKatt
    @ComedianNemaKatt 3 роки тому +2

    Hookers for my sense of nurturing 😂 #Genius

  • @ThePamelator
    @ThePamelator Рік тому

    His comedy makes me feel like everything is alright. I know you know what I mean

  • @lwandontshanga8769
    @lwandontshanga8769 2 роки тому

    Sweet

  • @The_SOB_II
    @The_SOB_II 3 роки тому +2

    This audience SUCKED! I was howling the whole time, they were like "ha ha hee hee lol :*"

  • @OldManPaxusYT
    @OldManPaxusYT 4 роки тому +2

    Hannibal thinks penguins are a fish or evolved from fish and seals..... 🤔

  • @corndogrequiem1728
    @corndogrequiem1728 4 роки тому +3

    I'd adopt a Hannibal baby! I'm sure that kid could give me some laughs.

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  • @Flipitmixit
    @Flipitmixit 3 роки тому

    THIS AINT TEXAS HOLLUM 😂😂

  • @gibberandrishtv8154
    @gibberandrishtv8154 4 роки тому +2

    I want no kids. Actually did a video on the same.

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 4 роки тому +4

    I don’t support the Ray-Ban company.

  • @mynjaa1500
    @mynjaa1500 4 роки тому

    falling in reverse

  • @grandplat3462
    @grandplat3462 2 роки тому +1

    Hannibal is the guy that says loads of messed up sh and people laugh but when you just say anything that includes controversy, the same people attack you

    • @epigaulus1219
      @epigaulus1219 2 роки тому +2

      it's because he is funny and you are less so

    • @grandplat3462
      @grandplat3462 2 роки тому

      @@epigaulus1219 ye he is funny, I feel like ur attacking me tho

  • @theandroidgamer2001
    @theandroidgamer2001 3 роки тому

    Like how he said gar-bahj

  • @davidich3537
    @davidich3537 3 роки тому

    This Guy who does the chicken sound with two Pen stuck on ears????

  • @ariose9961
    @ariose9961 3 роки тому

    Only person here who’s making it to the NBA is the ref

  • @thelokifiles
    @thelokifiles 4 роки тому +3

    Hannibal f'n rocks. He destroyed Cosby.

  • @thisgame2
    @thisgame2 4 роки тому +1

    MOST MILLENIALS NEVER SAW A NEWS PAPER MACHINE

    • @thisgame2
      @thisgame2 4 роки тому

      @cockstrong3333millenials maybe before they were teens. They started phasing out in late 90s along w payphones

    • @judestinks
      @judestinks 3 роки тому

      @@thisgame2 I’m gen z and I know what this is though

  • @frankviator8315
    @frankviator8315 3 роки тому +1

    And he used "boring story," how patriice did on women.

  • @xandbfkdbbf6599
    @xandbfkdbbf6599 3 роки тому

    My lord this man is high

  • @maxcheese382
    @maxcheese382 3 роки тому

    I’m so confused I can’t find this shit on Netflix lol

  • @VocallyYours3
    @VocallyYours3 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve never taken him serious for some odd reason...🤷🏽‍♂️

    • @onethree6002
      @onethree6002 3 роки тому

      Im suprised your gave can take anything seriouse walking around with that butt for a face

  • @alexpreston6178
    @alexpreston6178 4 роки тому +3

    Very quiet croud following some jokes

  • @TheVeganButcher
    @TheVeganButcher 4 роки тому +3

    Ok polisha

  • @oliviaarenburgh9205
    @oliviaarenburgh9205 4 роки тому

    flat earth

  • @tyronefrye4706
    @tyronefrye4706 4 роки тому +1

    He is funny he aint lie no cap stay safe out here checkout The Main Squeeze🙏

  • @oscarwebb2108
    @oscarwebb2108 3 роки тому

    16-8 final score in a bball game, sounds better then the WNBA...

  • @gregorymeltzer1216
    @gregorymeltzer1216 3 роки тому

    This is weak.

  • @1SUNGODELBASIR
    @1SUNGODELBASIR 2 роки тому

    He's 🌽 Corny.

  • @butchreed5764
    @butchreed5764 3 роки тому

    This dude doesn’t make me laugh at all. Never liked his style of comedy if that’s what you wanna call it. Don’t think he’s get laughs in a black crowd not as much as bill burr or Gary Owen. He probably crushes it in front of white crowds tho.

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 2 роки тому

      Maybe bc he's not edgy and snarky like those other guys

  • @martinelich6138
    @martinelich6138 3 роки тому

    The abashed addition excitingly ruin because start neuropathologically bruise excluding a tight kayak. sharp, wry view

  • @skineyemin4276
    @skineyemin4276 3 роки тому

    This dude is just not funny. I don't get it.

  • @ayo3able
    @ayo3able 4 роки тому +1

    Fake laughs

  • @ebaybasuki
    @ebaybasuki 4 роки тому

    Not sure, but i didn't laugh even once... Too much Internet

  • @ec550
    @ec550 4 роки тому +2

    this was so boring

  • @andreas956
    @andreas956 4 роки тому

    Mr cringe. He is do bad.

  • @guillermoletsworkitout3522
    @guillermoletsworkitout3522 4 роки тому

    He isn't funny

  • @drewgonzo6578
    @drewgonzo6578 3 роки тому

    Funny AF