I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.
I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent
Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back. -circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15. January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou- ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot. Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January 21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy. 4. The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-
It's weird when you watch a comedy set and all the jokes are fresh and funny and then you go to upvote and it turns out you've already upvoted. Why is youtube recommending videos I've already seen?
5:00 It was at this moment that I looked over to book case to find page 24 of outliers to unravel the secret hidden within this Hanibels comedic front to subliminally save the world from mumble rap but all i could see was what the dog saw and that was the tipping point...
Hannibal's Scavenger Hunt: Episode 2 of the X-Men cartoon on Blu-Ray Family Matters pilot script, first draft Three syringes full of cheese A pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them A baby shoe from every state To learn how to live in the moment more Page 24 of Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, just page 24 with nothing on the other side The audio to the Jay-Z Solange fight in that elevator
"I need to learn how to live in the moment more"
Look at him throwing in his life troubles at the guy 😂😂😂
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket
Eric Andre. Only real fans know
Sea shells by the sea shorepheus
Walruses
Morpheus dorpheus
Orifices
I’m guessing this is where he got that jaywalking ticket💀
Niiiiiiice. You a fan too for real for real.
Omg- 😂
Jarrel Walcott ong
That shit was so funny hahaha
Legendary
If you put on some glasses on that man he would look just like hannibal buress
That's racist!
Gabriel Dixon whooooosh
Mauricio Zapata honestly
give sight!
Woah
What if hannibal buress played black panther
Movie would have been better
He played a gym teacher in the mcu.
He'd sit in a corner smoking weed
Then the movie would have been good
He would've fuckin killed as Killmonger
There is so much clever material in this 5 minute bit
Hello beautiful people my name is Mike LaBelle
He has used that “Hannibal you gonna die” like a million times and still kinda gets me
This dude quickly becoming my favorite comedian
Him & dave chapelle
"just page 24 with nothin on the other side"
Hahahaha favorite part, I was looking for this comment
His Tampa bit was spot on.
I got family down south and their just awfully dumb ppl
@@michaelfleming4994 the irony of you calling people dumb while using the wrong form of "they're" is just delicious. In closing, you're an idiot.
Say all yall want but Tampa is dope. Unless its east Tampa like by University or Temple Terrace or Orient Park, never go there Simba
@@BigBoiBleu the women of the night on Nebraska Ave are a must see.
@@ltwadley7619 🤣🤣🤣 Nebraska and Fowler?
“What do you see?........A Nap?” 😂😂
sounds like he went through 30min worth of material in 5min. geeze.
That's called a Tight Five. Every comedian's gotta have one.
I did a tight 5 yesterday open mic night gator bar in Dallas
Josef Ravenson *fisting
Smudgethebullstaff it’s literally hannibal, he’s a comedy titan lmaooo
One of the best 5’s. I watch this drunk and just laugh like a kid man.
“People gotta die sometimes man!!”
What do you NEED?! Lols 😝
It figures one if them says that
😂😂
Preach! :D
"I need to learn how to live in the moment more" killed my ass
Hannibal is such an awkwardly built man, he looks like an eggplant on two potato wedges lol
Mr. Chow nice.
Wack.
😂😂😂😂😂 the visuals
lmao..you are now offically a comedian.
Mr. Chow u hungry?
"I need a pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them". I fucking LOST it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
As a Tampa resident I can confirm that that is 100% accurate as hell.
Lmfao
Lmao facts. He ain’t lying.
so true
So you know girls that do meth and not cocaine, but can also take care of some people? -
They sure do make Barbie seem more irrelevant than ever.
I feel like he's improved SO much over the last 2 years.
This is absolutely hilarious
"I need brown penny loafers with a quarter in them." 🤣🤣🤣
I hate when I'm alone and I fart and someone pops up like they were waiting for me to let one rip
I did that once. It made that accidental pop up person step away out of the entire area like I just released a poison gas explosion, which it kinda was lol. Sucks to have gassy colon as one of your DNA perks.
natural gas is highly sought after
"a nap?"
lol no one laughed at that :(
duuuude i know, this crowd sucked.
They don't Jack off in Canada so they don't know about the nap
I heard one.. Mighta been a cough tho
I didn't laughed at the jizz part but the fucking ending got me. I was expecting a delayed laugh.
I did
If i'm being honest I too want the audio from the Solange and Jay-Z elevator fight.
"I NEED to learn how to live in the moment more"
😆
I need you to go the Bronx, pick up a set of left-handed golf clubs, and get a picture with a midget holdin' these ballooons.
Dude I'm fucking crying oh my god
Two words: Cambodian Breastmilk
Breeeeaaaassst miiiilllk... You make my daaaaayyyyy....!
I need you to get a ginger hooker with moles on her face that form the constellation Scorpio when you connect the dots, a misprinted Lego piece that’s as phallic as they come, and two dimes that are oh so slightly bent
Dave Chappelle 😂😂😂😂
Hannibal sounds like he's just a little tired, but all the time.
That's what being deadpan is like lol
The crowd sucks. Hannibal did better than it sounds.
Ethan Légère There was no crowd Hannibal was talking to an empty room, it's just a laugh track playing.
I agree
It's Montreal, what do you expect
Canada my friend
Crowd was weak as fuck
Aw man, thought this was going to be a reveal that he had a foot fetish
I am only slightly disappointed.
Depending on your stance I think him having a foot fetish could be more disappointing
@SidtheKid I did say depending on the stance. I dunno I bet there's people out there with a murderous rage for others with foot fetishes
@@squatchjosh1131 lmfao you're probably right
LoL! Jay-Z Solange fight audio! Hahahahaaaa!!!
i love how he just left us to imagine what in the world happened in 2002….
Now I am waiting to hear that the king of Tampa mailed all those items to him after seeing this bit.
Hannibal, you’re gonna die lmao!!
"People gotta die sometimes, man!"
The penny loafers with quarters line killed me
@0:20 "it was really cool to be part of the process" lollolol😆
He is killing it!
One of the best comedians.
Tactical Revolver Him and Eric Andre are amazing bruh
UNDER RATED. UNDER RATED!!!!!!!! PEOPLE ARE TRULY ASLEEP IN THAT AUDIENCE.
The King of Florida would have been like "Bet"
The Most Underrated Comic Ever. Top 5 All Time
The scavenger hunt was my favorite bit
I fucking love his scavenger hunt list! Laughing my ass off right now!
Here you go, Hannibal. Page 24. With nothing on the back.
-circles, eluding the Vancouver defenseman February 15.
January 21 then deftly passes the puck to his teammate December 20-wow! what's he doing out there f!-who shrugs off the onrushing defender May 17 and slides a cross-crease pass back to January 21. He shoots! Vancou-
ver defenseman March 12 dives, trying to block the shot.
Vancouver's goalie, March 19, lunges helplessly. January
21 scores! He raises his hands in triumph. His teammate May 2 jumps on his back with joy.
4.
The explanation for this is quite simple. It has nothing to do with astrology, nor is there anything magical about the first three months of the year. It's simply that in Canada the eligibility cutoff for age-class hockey is January i. A boy who turns ten on January 2, then, could be playing alongside someone who doesn't turn ten until the end of the year-and at that age, in preadolescence, a twelve-month gap in age represents an enormous difference in physical maturity. This being Canada, the most hockey-crazed country on earth, coaches start to select players for the traveling "rep" squad-the all-star teams-at the age of nine or ten, and of course they are more likely to view as talented the bigger and more coordinated players, who have had the benefit of critical extra months of maturity. And what happens when a player gets chosen for a rep squad? He gets better coaching, and his teammates are better, and he plays fifty or seventy-five games a season instead of twenty games a season like those left-
I respect this particular hustle. Well done, sir.
man, this dude is the living proof that to be funny u just have to be very specific
that last list of stuff made me weez lmao
Yeah when he started going off on his fuckin list, I haven't laughed that hard in ages
I imagine the palm reader would have trouble reading that, the future would be very cloudy.
Nice one. Also, I foresee some sticky situations ahead, wear protection
What did the librarian say to the kids?
Read more
Underrated comment. You got me so hard
Yaseen Baker 😂 got me
Funny, almost lol
SHIT
Yaseen Baker lmaooooo
5:01 Matthew effect 😊
Tonight i found the good part of UA-cam, I’m gonna wake up so refreshed
When Hannibal releases the career spanning box set he's gotta title it "The King of Tampa"
Lil Rel Howery and Hannibal Buress feel like one type of Pokémon having two different evolutions… like Eevee😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hannibal Buress is the best stand up
He's great but He's not the best sorry I admit that he's pretty funny though I watched all his materials
thanks for the anticipated outro. so sad its over
Hannibal just thinks out loud and it’s comedy
I saw a pine sol ad during a Hannibal video. I am in the right universe.
"I need three syringes full of cheese."
AJ S that’s a weird one
That scavenger hunt is almost do able! If I were Mr. Beast I would do it 🤣
Hannibal is hilarious 😂😂 he just looks funny sounds funny and I can’t take him seriously
Hannibal: what do you see in my future?
Palm Reader: kid.....lots of them
I'M THE KING OF TAMPA!
“Hannibal you gon’ die”
Underappreciated
love this guys style so much lol
The scavenger hunt bit ... I was not ready for that.
The 3 syringes with cheese are the easiest part...
That's awesome that you thought about it
Yeah that should be a whiz
I ain't never heard of any king of Tampa...
you must be new to exploring it we got a whole lot of Kings in Tampa
I'm from Clearwater, I know at least 3 lol.
The JFK assassination was originally supposed to be in Tampa. Cuban mafia is heavy here and hasn’t left.
But lets not forget here...
A Quick Shout-out To Christina Applegate. 👏🥳🎉👏
LOL! Hannibal is the best comedian ever!
That sounds like an average Tuesday night in Tampa.
Honest to God a fantastic stand-up
Malcolm Gladwell is *literally* coming to my campus tomorrow to discuss his book "Talking With Strangers"
It's weird when you watch a comedy set and all the jokes are fresh and funny and then you go to upvote and it turns out you've already upvoted.
Why is youtube recommending videos I've already seen?
Always original man props
the king of comedy !
I need to live in the moment more 🤣🤣
5:00 It was at this moment that I looked over to book case to find page 24 of outliers to unravel the secret hidden within this Hanibels comedic front to subliminally save the world from mumble rap but all i could see was what the dog saw and that was the tipping point...
The King of Tampa is real...
tampa bit was so on point lmfaoo everyone like that
He looks like the kind of man that never puts the napkin on his lap
"a nap" LOL. He's great!
I really want Hannibal to land a Netflix Special
Hannibal where are your glasses? I’m uncomfortable
He got Lasik, he mentioned it in a special.
"Just page 24 with nothing on the other side"😭😭
"Yo, gimme 4 hours."
Still cracks me up
I love the list of stuff he needs!
Hannibal keeps me rolling.
Beautiful stream-of-conciousness type material.And he should have been awarded a prize for calling out Cosby!
Every time he's not wearing glasses I can't help but think:
He's got teeny tiny eyes
My god I was breathless with laughter by the end of this, fuck!
That X-Men cartoons is legendary the soundtrack alone...
where are his glasses? Does that mean he can't see me? pls respond 😓😓
Amina Carmen he doesn’t need them anymore he got a surgery that made him see perfectly
Sage Strotman so he can see me do this
Amina Carmen som like that
He got Lasik, and he knows he looks like Milhouse without his glasses
He can see you constantly, your image is burned into his eyes forever
i see why hannibal and eric andre mesh well
Never saw his comedy before and it was actually good
Hannibal's Scavenger Hunt:
Episode 2 of the X-Men cartoon on Blu-Ray
Family Matters pilot script, first draft
Three syringes full of cheese
A pair of brown penny loafers with quarters in them
A baby shoe from every state
To learn how to live in the moment more
Page 24 of Outliers by Malcolm Gladwell, just page 24 with nothing on the other side
The audio to the Jay-Z Solange fight in that elevator
I'm going to have to clear this video for my history due to the title alone.
“A nap?” 💀
Maybe a little too clever for the audiences, they probably didn’t catch the joke
I NEED TO LEARN TO LIVE IN THE MOMENT MORE😂😂
Everybody misssed the “a nap” line after the jizz palm joke
Much love
For some reason in the beginning when he said hello i thought of strawberry letter 23 lol
Imma need page 394 from every Harry Potter volume.