I cant believe I can look THIS BAD

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  • Опубліковано 6 чер 2024
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  • @betealvarez
    @betealvarez 4 місяці тому +1327

    Fifty shades of orange 😂😂😂

  • @cspattison1
    @cspattison1 4 місяці тому +892

    The amount of visible eyeball when she's applying mascara....I can't even!... I'm dying 😂

    • @mariafoslihansen7801
      @mariafoslihansen7801 4 місяці тому +25

      I was afraid it would pop out😂

    • @anissacandy4033
      @anissacandy4033 4 місяці тому +42

      She opened Judy’s third eye that day

    • @maaikenijs301
      @maaikenijs301 4 місяці тому +11

      Haha I was laughing so hard, it was really sad for her exualy

    • @nicola_pink
      @nicola_pink 4 місяці тому +8

      I was wheezing 😭😂

    • @Resinbyjill
      @Resinbyjill 4 місяці тому +6

      Im dying😂😂😂

  • @patisteingass7656
    @patisteingass7656 4 місяці тому +64

    “The auntie at the wedding judging everyone” was spot on!!!😂😂😂❤❤❤

  • @ChimeraGirl_
    @ChimeraGirl_ 3 місяці тому +22

    I can't get over how intense the eyeliner is! SO. MUCH. EYELINER.

  • @bizzle4266
    @bizzle4266 4 місяці тому +236

    Wow! So natural! Can barely tell you're wearing makeup!

    • @Rosmarin74
      @Rosmarin74 3 місяці тому +14

      She should go back and ask for a party look. If this is ”natural” then I don’t even dare to think about what monstrosity the more made-up makeup would look like😉😅

  • @HeavenlyiceDream
    @HeavenlyiceDream 4 місяці тому +329

    at 02:26 your face exactly matches the flooring. i died laughing right there. i am so sorry lol

  • @virgofairy88
    @virgofairy88 3 місяці тому +31

    At least she blended down to your neck. When I was in high school in the 00’s everyone wore the wrong shade and no one was blending down to the neck. Thank you for entertaining us and sitting through all these makeup looks ❤

    • @karami8844
      @karami8844 2 місяці тому +2

      I remember that too! It was not even to the ears or around the jawline. And it was always four shades lighter.

  • @JuliaXoXoSEAL
    @JuliaXoXoSEAL 4 місяці тому +94

    I'm sad for your water lines, but when you said "this took three business days"...I snorted water out of my nose!!! Why did you say that right when I was taking a drink? Who do I put the insurance claim into? I almost choked to death!!! Thank you Judy! I needed that laugh so much. My car is being worked on as we speak and I am cringing at how in the heck will I pay for it, then this laugh made me remember the world is going to be ok. LOL xoxox

  • @noodlechild666
    @noodlechild666 4 місяці тому +640

    lol she turned you into an Oompa Loompa.

  • @SUGAs_Shadow85
    @SUGAs_Shadow85 4 місяці тому +304

    You look like a Simpson's character 😂😂 those colors
    "I saw beyond the 5th dimension" had me rolling 😂😂

    • @zahiraarbelo5049
      @zahiraarbelo5049 4 місяці тому +2

      I said the same thing 🤣🤣

    • @samanthafairweather9186
      @samanthafairweather9186 3 місяці тому +1

      I thought that too! I was thinking one of the Bouvier twins!! 😂
      Marge's sisters for the uninitiated.

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 3 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣 I'm not alone

    • @samesta5695
      @samesta5695 3 місяці тому +2

      It’s not terribly done but it’s so harsh.

    • @calelastyles825
      @calelastyles825 3 місяці тому +1

      The 5th dimension one.😂 I had to just lay my phone face down at that point.

  • @jensnyder07
    @jensnyder07 4 місяці тому +23

    Narration was on POINT today… LOL. Cheetos and 3 business days. I’m on the floor 😂😂

  • @raemarie4412
    @raemarie4412 4 місяці тому +18

    "And boy...When we started doing my mascara, I saw the fifth dimension. I saw beyond our Universe. Beyond the entire galaxy, I saw" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Princesseva8818
      @Princesseva8818 3 місяці тому +2

      Yeah that’s when I laughed HAHHAHA the eye wide open was too funny

  • @andilenkwandla
    @andilenkwandla 4 місяці тому +464

    "I look like a witch " 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 I'm rolling on the floor

  • @MaggieTyree
    @MaggieTyree 4 місяці тому +329

    Cheeto dust orange is the new black this season. So chic, so Wisconsin cheddar with a skosh of industrial sandpaper. The newest trend for a spring 2024 eyebrow look is going for width over volume. The tail will be blending into the temple hairline by April. We call this look Paper Bag Lunch girl. 🎉 👏

    • @LyLy-hz3bd
      @LyLy-hz3bd 4 місяці тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @yazzmagtalas
      @yazzmagtalas 3 місяці тому +4

      I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @juliecarter7962
      @juliecarter7962 3 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂 I needed that laugh! Thank you!❤

    • @steveevans3846
      @steveevans3846 3 місяці тому +4

      I've run out of ideas for Sim names so I'm stealing Industrial Sandpaper, ty! 😂

    • @pixieazul19
      @pixieazul19 3 місяці тому +1

      😂 or 😢 can't decide

  • @bubls.
    @bubls. 3 місяці тому +10

    It's honestly impressive how she managed to turn you from a sweet young woman to an angry old witch

  • @alexbc7360
    @alexbc7360 3 місяці тому +11

    I just love how they’re “hygienic” enough to use a brush on Judy’s lips but go straight in with the eyeliner pens & fluid wands 😵‍💫

  • @victoriap2
    @victoriap2 4 місяці тому +197

    so natural! the new clean girl aesthetic 😌

  • @pumafume
    @pumafume 4 місяці тому +132

    This might be Judy's funniest voiceover of all time 😂

  • @ambers5421
    @ambers5421 3 місяці тому +8

    I audibly gasped at the reveal picture. Parts had so much potential for a moment and then BAM.

  • @jenniferwbc
    @jenniferwbc 4 місяці тому +17

    Judy- please get some balm makeup remover! It’s so much easier and more gentle than scrubbing with wipes!

  • @brittanym9266
    @brittanym9266 4 місяці тому +258

    I think we could have a Bingo card with things that these mua’s do to Judy. 🤣

    • @courtney9899
      @courtney9899 4 місяці тому +10

      Omg yes someone needs to do this

    • @Hank.Will.I.Ams.
      @Hank.Will.I.Ams. 3 місяці тому +6

      🗣Bingo night 🗣 Bingo night🗣

    • @steveevans3846
      @steveevans3846 3 місяці тому +4

      Well I've got a full house with Crusty Ass brush, Incorrect Shade, Incorrectly Applied, Crusty, and Eyeball Torture.

  • @Timbit
    @Timbit 4 місяці тому +131

    how do they not see an issue with the foundation lmao

  • @nerls22
    @nerls22 3 місяці тому +12

    The eyeliners makes me wanna cry 😭

  • @littlemisskilljoy0
    @littlemisskilljoy0 3 місяці тому +5

    The amount of eyeliner is what highschool emo me could never achieve but always wanted.

  • @itssteph263
    @itssteph263 4 місяці тому +167

    It's giving The Jersey Shore. 16:20 judgmental aunt when you get up to get dessert

    • @kiwikrg
      @kiwikrg 4 місяці тому

      I SAID IT WAS AUNT FROM JERSEY TOO OMG

    • @SUGAs_Shadow85
      @SUGAs_Shadow85 4 місяці тому

      Omg Jersey Shore noooo 😅😅

    • @Nunya_b1
      @Nunya_b1 4 місяці тому

      Yessss 😂

    • @blairkiser31
      @blairkiser31 3 місяці тому +4

      oh i was thinking more russian drug dealer/mobster’s permanently pissed off wife energy hahaha

  • @magathax1587
    @magathax1587 4 місяці тому +139

    The eyebrows were so good…and then she came back in to “fix” them.

    • @Fran_Glass
      @Fran_Glass 4 місяці тому +9

      I was about to say this. I was sitting here going "oh the eyebrows aren't so bad" and then....

    • @cjinpa5713
      @cjinpa5713 4 місяці тому +7

      Had to make it look like the rest. Couldn’t leave those natural looking. Nope. She had an actual caterpillar on them after. The wooliest of wooly worms. Good god 🤦‍♀️

  • @changethepeople3425
    @changethepeople3425 3 місяці тому +1

    judy i LOVE your videos, like literally ur videos relax me and ur the only reason i open youtube

  • @nyanazulu8756
    @nyanazulu8756 4 місяці тому +8

    O my gosh!!!!! natural look she said 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I can't stop laughing 😅😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @needmoresnacks
    @needmoresnacks 4 місяці тому +102

    She obviously felt offended you didn't want the tan so she gave you the *alternative*

  • @superbadger15
    @superbadger15 4 місяці тому +154

    It's that episode of friends when Ross goes to the tanning salon and it goes wrong 😂

  • @CobaltDream
    @CobaltDream 4 місяці тому +3

    This entire video absolutely sent me. Thank you for suffering for us and also I'M SORRY because it's really just not okay at all. Oh my godddddd

  • @adriennetorres8028
    @adriennetorres8028 4 місяці тому +6

    Besides the orange foundation and extra length on the eyebrows, this is actually really beautiful I thought lol ☺️

  • @miann_cosmetics7043
    @miann_cosmetics7043 4 місяці тому +72

    Glad to see Judy Simpson coming back with another video 😂

  • @SarahKat329
    @SarahKat329 4 місяці тому +67

    I actually gasped. Like, literally. Lol, you poor thing. Thank you for always entertaining us, though. I don't think this will ever get old, although, I do love all the different videos you post. Much love ❤️

  • @iliner6214
    @iliner6214 3 місяці тому +2

    YA girllll! This is a great natural make up look for you :D you could wear this every day

  • @RoxannRubi
    @RoxannRubi 3 місяці тому

    the classical music at the end was such a good touch---it was giving judge judy 📺

  • @user-rz2we8lr5v
    @user-rz2we8lr5v 4 місяці тому +99

    Omg Linda's when the orange went on I could not stop 😂😂😂😂 SORRY Judy ❤

    • @mariafoslihansen7801
      @mariafoslihansen7801 4 місяці тому +5

      I just gaped, my bf "what is it" she is turning into a sun😂😂

  • @promisedmysun6044
    @promisedmysun6044 4 місяці тому +58

    3:35 you look absolutely freaking done with EVERYTHING 😂

  • @k-9636
    @k-9636 4 місяці тому

    Love your sunglasses!!!!

  • @artemis2666
    @artemis2666 3 місяці тому +1

    I can't. With that 10 second stare straight at the camera. JUDY! This makeup arteeest managed to make you borderline creep status. Good criminy! Your facial expression says everything. 😅 I needed a good giggle.
    Thank you for all you go through just for our entertainment.

  • @xXNekou
    @xXNekou 4 місяці тому +77

    The "I saw the fifth dimension" moment had me laughing so hard I choked and almost died lol

  • @rifflinthemind.5793
    @rifflinthemind.5793 4 місяці тому +41

    I so appreciate this top quality horror content, I had to watch from behind a pillow bc the flies, the eye pencil, the layers, it was too freaking scary 😂

  • @TopHatNat
    @TopHatNat 4 місяці тому

    OMG the music and sound effects are hilarious and transported me to place long ago where creating monsters was a pastime. Thank you Judy for being that monster. Mwah ha ha ha !!!

  • @user-rt8qo4ke4r
    @user-rt8qo4ke4r 3 місяці тому +3

    Despite the orange skin she emphasised your eyes which is great and your eyes are extremely beautiful so I really like the eyes! I do understand your feelings about the makeup in general and I agree with everything you said but the eyes looked stunning !

  • @annette325
    @annette325 4 місяці тому +49

    One foundation fits all.

  • @jenn8179
    @jenn8179 4 місяці тому +25

    My jaw DROPPED with that foundation look! In. What. World. Do MUA's (I use the term loosely) see that and think "Yep! Perfect"???? 😂😂😂

  • @user-zz5pc9fn6i
    @user-zz5pc9fn6i 4 місяці тому +1

    Judy,I love you and your a fabulous girl .Please,I want you to stand up for yourself,you must say- that hurts or please don’t do that ! You have put up with so much for so long.
    I shout it for you ! Judy,come on honey,even just a little.x

  • @lucyvirgo3391
    @lucyvirgo3391 3 місяці тому

    Why is this video so funny I'm dying 😭🤣🤣🤣 fair play Judy 🤣 iconic queeeen

  • @nokulungaphiwokuhlengema2855
    @nokulungaphiwokuhlengema2855 4 місяці тому +72

    Yaaaaaaassss! My jaundiced Queen 🤌🏽

    • @LisaNC832
      @LisaNC832 3 місяці тому +1

      💀🤣🤣

  • @frightfang
    @frightfang 4 місяці тому +30

    “Natural” 💀🤣

  • @cec_washere3749
    @cec_washere3749 3 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂 I'm rolling on the floor!!! The mascara moment 😅😅😅

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 4 місяці тому +42

    The orange!! I am dying inside. This MUA owes Trump for her... "Artistic inspiration".....

  • @agatamacierzynska4436
    @agatamacierzynska4436 4 місяці тому +22

    The fly 🪰 is just sooo perfect 👌 👍 🥰 😂😂😂😂 the timing...lol

  • @PH7018c
    @PH7018c 3 місяці тому

    Me gustan tus videos porque haces la voz en off y muestras el proceso sin cortes de camara donde algunas personas aparecen hablando.. ❤

  • @jessicamller
    @jessicamller 4 місяці тому +1

    I love your videos & especially your comments 😂😂❤

  • @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266
    @kiratheusagiisworkshop5266 4 місяці тому +34

    "Fair" as in fairly orange or what? 😂

  • @mynx369
    @mynx369 4 місяці тому +25

    OMG!! And I thought that the one place a while back had given you the most orange 🍊 peachy appearance but I'd definitely not seem everything yet! That colour was atrocious! !!!
    As you mentioned already, I too would hate to have seen their "tanned" look!!!😮😢😂😂😂

  • @jeanpoole9292
    @jeanpoole9292 3 місяці тому

    You always have the best soundtracks

  • @Fishyprints
    @Fishyprints 3 місяці тому

    You are always so brave. 🙌🏼

  • @jocushing49
    @jocushing49 4 місяці тому +7

    I always admire your ability to keeps your eyes open and not watering and today she broke you! It must have been bad you have been through a lot!!

  • @LunarEleven
    @LunarEleven 4 місяці тому +194

    Before Judy even said "I'm about to ruin your mood with this makeup" I was already feeling anxious from the thumbnail and title, wondering if it's good for my mental health to watch this first thing in the morning. But you know what, she suffered for our entertainment so the only support we can give is to suffer vicariously 😢
    Edit: I can't believe I have to clarify this... I'm not serious, y'all are the weird ones for assuming that.

    • @elliesmith8139
      @elliesmith8139 4 місяці тому +9

      I really hope you're exaggerating... if not God save us from the snowflakes

    • @Kar0lina_Gra
      @Kar0lina_Gra 4 місяці тому +2

      At my place it is 18 in the evening. 😅

    • @Esther-br9yt
      @Esther-br9yt 4 місяці тому

      @@elliesmith8139fr

    • @Nsobloo
      @Nsobloo 4 місяці тому

      @@elliesmith8139literally lmao. Never that serious

    • @Littlebingus
      @Littlebingus 4 місяці тому

      You’ll be ok jesus

  • @thegoddess_selen9513
    @thegoddess_selen9513 2 місяці тому +1

    Your commentary I live for lol

  • @HiNurd
    @HiNurd 4 місяці тому +14

    When you walk in the salon looking 20 and leave looking 50

  • @user-ow7sz4kd4s
    @user-ow7sz4kd4s 4 місяці тому +9

    you are so lucky to have such a nice skin and complexion, if i were you i'd never wear makeup. you're beautiful

  • @nicolaoffert4006
    @nicolaoffert4006 4 місяці тому

    Just the music alone had my anxiety off the scale 😂🎶 As for the make up, I'd say an absolute classic ! 🧡🧡

  • @mylamkk
    @mylamkk 4 місяці тому +1

    Congrats on 1 MILLION SUBS!!! ❤️😋👏

  • @ofi7911
    @ofi7911 4 місяці тому +6

    She just made you look like an Indian auntie lmao, the lips I can’t 😂

  • @charliemusick2016
    @charliemusick2016 4 місяці тому +9

    Judy looks really good in a grungey makeup style and lip color is really pretty on her but the foundation color is harsh asf. I felt like this could’ve been good if the eyeshadow and lip color were a bit more on the neutral side.

  • @nerd26373
    @nerd26373 3 місяці тому

    We will always have your back, Judy. Do stay safe no matter what happens.

  • @ibkermit
    @ibkermit 3 місяці тому

    Your eye makeup reminds me of Amy Winehouse in this one. I just don't know how you do this for us...I love watching your videos and your great sense of humor!

  • @martesolluna
    @martesolluna 4 місяці тому +14

    Ha ha ha love your comments and your choice of music! Oh poor you and your skin!

  • @ralithelion
    @ralithelion 4 місяці тому +5

    Waking up to your video, best day ever!!

  • @elizabethwest5949
    @elizabethwest5949 3 місяці тому +6

    14:04 She gave you the look of a cold blooded psychopath. I wouldn’t have imagined it was possible. Amazing.

  • @Darby.Brewer
    @Darby.Brewer 3 дні тому

    What a beautiful natural look! 😂 You should go back and request the tan look.

  • @lexiepsy
    @lexiepsy 4 місяці тому +28

    Trump Cheeto makeup!!! Omggggg 🧡🧡🧡

  • @agatamacierzynska4436
    @agatamacierzynska4436 4 місяці тому +5

    Love the sound effects 😂😂😂😂

  • @lilac890
    @lilac890 3 місяці тому +1

    Omg I’m laughing so hard, “I saw the fifth dimension ” no one edits videos funnier than you. The muuuuusic 😂😂😂😂

  • @HanHold12
    @HanHold12 4 місяці тому +5

    The eye twitch. You're killing me!

  • @rorulent
    @rorulent 4 місяці тому +7

    The fly killed me😅😅💀

  • @SassyMa_
    @SassyMa_ 3 місяці тому +1

    The sound effects are everything 😂😅😢🎉❤

  • @eddsterfalconian
    @eddsterfalconian 3 місяці тому

    I don't wear makeup, but I've been binging on Basma foundation insta last night. I internally screamed after the first dab of orange.

  • @mariapriest4106
    @mariapriest4106 4 місяці тому +18

    You are better off using a balm or some type of oil based makeup remover and massage it to melt it all off. Using only wipes can be harsh on the skin.

  • @SassyFraspondue
    @SassyFraspondue 4 місяці тому +5

    Great way to start my Wednesday

  • @therewassun
    @therewassun 3 місяці тому +1

    I was laughing so hard at the mascara scene “I saw past the galaxy” 👀👀👀👀

  • @SassyMa_
    @SassyMa_ 3 місяці тому

    3 business days!!!! ❤😂 Im dead 😊

  • @alisasusannaoliver504
    @alisasusannaoliver504 4 місяці тому +5

    I love you Judyyyy ❤️🫶

  • @2kdbas
    @2kdbas 4 місяці тому +8

    I would so love to see a collab with you and Robert welsh, it would be an awesome video! 💖

    • @fighttheevilrobots3417
      @fighttheevilrobots3417 4 місяці тому

      Yes!

    • @lanabujang5888
      @lanabujang5888 4 місяці тому

      She already did a while ago 😊

    • @lesleyrobertson2152
      @lesleyrobertson2152 3 місяці тому +2

      There was collab many moons ago, but they weren’t in the same country - more of zoom call vibe. We all know we want to see Robert actually do her make up!!

  • @fiorellapacheco8025
    @fiorellapacheco8025 3 місяці тому

    Poor judy 😂❤❤❤❤❤ agression at thr face

  • @heatherr.3971
    @heatherr.3971 4 місяці тому

    I like your lip color!

  • @lindzeygreer7830
    @lindzeygreer7830 4 місяці тому +15

    Is it just me or is the noises Judy adds makes it so satisfying

  • @thelissieshow9881
    @thelissieshow9881 4 місяці тому +4

    Horrifying! I loved it ❤

  • @vankhamvorasane7631
    @vankhamvorasane7631 3 місяці тому

    You make me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

  • @karishultz2950
    @karishultz2950 3 місяці тому

    Omg the gold & orange honestly made me think of the music video for the redone version of zombie by bad wolves 😂

  • @clawhiskaz4554
    @clawhiskaz4554 4 місяці тому +6

    Judy changed colours when she took that make up off 🤣

  • @rothemonster3671
    @rothemonster3671 4 місяці тому +7

    Well.. couldn't enjoy the taste of the kinder bueno i ate while watching (and i was so excited to watch your video). If that's the natural look i am curious to see the tan one. Poor Judy, deserves a prize for patience and resilience❣

  • @macsc6112
    @macsc6112 4 місяці тому

    Now i really want to see the tanned look!

  • @kimroberts4403
    @kimroberts4403 3 місяці тому

    😂I laughed the whole video.. too funny. It’s not that bad but def not giving natural😂

  • @lynnvaughn5244
    @lynnvaughn5244 4 місяці тому +3

    When the q tip comes in it kills me every time 😂😂

  • @yugenknows740
    @yugenknows740 4 місяці тому +8

    I'm alone in my house but literally yelled "oh my God!!" When that first blop of orange went on her face.
    😱🍊😂

    • @jenn8179
      @jenn8179 4 місяці тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @sarahhanson7127
      @sarahhanson7127 3 місяці тому +2

      Me too but I'm telling my cat all about it! 😂 I'm showing her the screen! I'm so shocked that I have to share it 😂

  • @reinamurillo7078
    @reinamurillo7078 3 місяці тому

    You matched the “hardwood” floors 😂