ASMR to help u sleep - I beat u until ur unconscious (the comeback)
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- Опубліковано 4 жов 2024
- ASMR to help u sleep - I beat you until you're unconscious (the comeback) is the return of the world famous ASMR series by Jojas Makes Videos. Sequel of "ASMR to help u sleep - i beat u til ur unconscious (again)"
ASMR is very relaxing and cool. ASMR is also very sleepy. This is a 1 minute roleplay ASMR video with eating, sleep, mouth sounds and a beating. It is ASMR btw, relax.
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I actually broke an egg on my phone at the end, that’s how dedicated i am
You could hear the juices lmao. Whether that’s sweat from that full body work out or egg, I must know
thanks, that really helped me sleep after several weeks of insonia
Funny number
@@balls5674 i liked and broke the funny number because im not autistic
@@ai8817 why?
I've never seen such an aggressive yet calm thumbnail.
Ikr
omy yesssssss
me neither (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
LMAO FR
FR LMAO HE BE LOOKIN LIKE THIS: 🔫😐
Normal asmr: ❌
Getting beaten by Jojas: ✅🥰
Getting beaten by dad is more calming since i'm used to it
And his cat 0:23 😺
I was your 1.5 k like I did the “I wanted to see if I could play with her emotion” thing 😭
Or jojo
Masochist.
He sacrificed his camera for this.
What a true hero.
Lol
@Acroselorator Still a camera lol
@Acroselorator
Phone camera
永遠の眠りにつかされるASMR
Nice one
🤣🤣🤣
Exacto un eterno sueño
Omfg 😂😂😂
Real
He hits so hard that he makes you travel to parallel universes with different versions of himself hitting you at the same time
Now that's a narrative
diavolo’s 99999986868699990th death
are the cats also different versions of him
The most Underated comment
@@sunayoru of course they are
The fact that he turned into a cat makes it perfect
Purrfect
Jojas catboy confirmed? 😳
Why do i smell somebody about to get wooooshed?
@@erenjaeger1375 Because you have no sense of humor.
@_어린것 ty
I love that this actually got recommended to me as an actual ASMR video
Hello, I am studying English with asmr.
There is. Please support and subscribe
LOL
Same lol
You must admit, as much as I love ASMR, there is an absurdity about it that deserves parody. I have daydreamed before about making an ASMR jackhammer video!😂
But it is asmr tho
Crazy smooth transitions
"how to fall asleep faster?"
google: relax all muscles in your body and clear your mind
bing:
I'd hate to see Yahoo!
light? tf you doing here? 🤨
Ah yes, i love bing.
Oof hi light btw
Yo this comment is so funny lol
this is the only thing that helps me sleep
C...CRUMB..?
Crumb!! Why don't you have the verification check next to your name!
fr this asmr hits different than anything😀☝️
That makes the both of us
so true crumb
Being hit by the cat when I’m trying to sleep is very relatable
Same
Thats adorable 😂
@@misaamane7425 aw 😭✨
Right? My cat alwwwaaayys will want pets and find 100000 ways to sit on me till hes comfy THEN we sleep
Why am I watching this over and over again??😭😭 I feel so sleepy😭😭
Dude ur sick🙄
@@Just7-mz4ul oh ok cool😐😐
Lets appreciate how he changed his look between every hit
Ikr
Lmao
lol
i liked the cat outfit
@@mariamsadek2626 salaam👋🏼 :)
Dedication right 'ere
there's magic in the fact that this is actually tingly
Rtt🤣😭
Ohh god I thought I was the only one lol
Hore sheet you're right
yea probably cos its first person perspective
Frfr
props to the camera man for staying alive
cameraman achievement:
*immortality*
Finally, actually funny comments
😂😂😂🙏🏻😂😂🙏🏻😂😂
There's no camera man just the phone you b slur
@@AntiStraightMaleSociety
The joke
Your head
@@AntiStraightMaleSociety your name.....
I Stan.
This video knocks me out every time 😊 thanks
LMFAOOO
Www
you're welcome
@@Nobody.thatyouknow😂
*Turns his shoe to the cleaner side while beating me senseless*
Me: ahh a man of culture.
a man of culture indeed
proof that chivalry is not dead
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Why is nobody talking about how smooth these transitions are?
Yeah lol
They all fell asleep because this is so relaxing
No
@@childofgod1521 yes
@@matcho23 no
It’s nice knowing there is a good channel that can provide quality Asmr content for me to sleep to. I haven’t slept in 27 days 4 hours and 4 minutes. Now I can finally sleep.
Good night
good night girl, I see ya tomorrow
What about the seconds...
probably because you were watching all his videos
RIP 😔
the way this actually was relaxing
I have been suffering from insomnia for 2 years , had many appointments with many different doctors. they prescribed me some medications which couldn't fix it and made me sick. I was just randomly scrolling through youtube and stumbled upon this video. I had my headphones on and was half way through the video and didn't know when i fell asleep. It's 9am in the morning i just woke up and writing this message. Thank you so much.
XDDDDDD
Idk if I'm supposed to laugh or cry
do i laugh or cry in this situation.
Happy for u haha
Aw..
The fact that this actually gave me tingles just made me reconsider all my life decisions
my reaction is going to be different depending on the area it came from
@Maria Sarah Vionatalie sleepy (forever).
This really helps me sleep, so relaxing 🫶
This man changed his outfits, did transitions, beat the living hell out of his phone with different things that could damage his phone. Amazing. (Edit- thank you all for the likes wow u guys can like fast 😅)
that’s real dedication right there
He even did it with a slinky. Amazing.
It entertained some people.
"you guys can like fast"
Lmao what
I like how the subtitles just say [music] the whole time while he's beating me😌
beating me 😩
Why do you make it sound so weirdly hot? What the fuck is wrong with me omfg???
@@NobodyWantsYourPity ye wtf
NOOO 😭😭😭😭
@@Zikeal-d4l 😩😩😩
POV: You're the roach that just won't die
😂😂😂
PLS
Pretty damn accurate
Legit
tru bro like just let me sleep these cockroaches have the worst timing when I sleep so good they suddenly appear out of blu then crawl to my feet.
This knocked me out in seconds, totally downloading this for the future!!! This was by far the most relaxing ASMR videos of all time 💚💚🤌🤌🤌🔥🔥🔥
i lost it when the cat appeared
Lost what? Your vrigin-
Edit-
WHATHAVEIDONE
@@biogonic EyE- gUatAfAk👹
@@biogonic I-
@@biogonic shane dawson?
@@biogonic SO ANYWAYS-
When he sat on the camera I FCKNG LOST IT 😭😭😭😭
SAME LMAO
FR LIKE HOW DID HE GET BACK UP SO FAST
@@deepfri3doreos he edited the video he just reversed the moves lol
@@deepfri3doreos He's superhuman
SAMEEE
These transitions are god tier.
The transitions really do make the video lol
I know right 🤣😂
oh god i clicked for the title and hoo boy you werent kidding
I burst out laughing at the title and thumbnail, then at the butt slam, then at the cat. Your videos are a breath of fresh air amongst all the BS.
damn its not that deep
Yeah that butt slam got me on the floor busting with laughter.
@@almostfunnyedits9537 deep
@@mistersebaa6245 damn
im currently laughing so hard🤣🤣🤣 the butt slam lmao
0:14 dID THIS MAN JUST SIT ON MY FACE-
XD
AND jumped being sit down
Not didnt only sit, he BoUnCeD back
AYOOO
The best day of our life
Reminds me of the good old days where my dad helped me go to sleep. So relaxing.
😳
Are you winning, son?
Oh no he didn't 😦
o m g
ur dad never came back with the milk
This is actually the first asmr i watched,i remember it was like 3 years ago and i was confused
I fell asleep so hard, that when I woke up I was on a carriage and was told "So you're finally awake."
LUCKY u gt isekai_ed . . .
Oh damn you were trying to cross the border too?
that made me laugh, thanks :)
"Wait stop! We're not rebels"
sky rims
I hate the fact I’m actually getting tingles from this
Yeah, it's kinda arousing me
@@browne8962 arousing ???
ayo bestie repeat 👂🏼📢
@@alyxiananicole yeah he's arOuSiNg me lmao
@@browne8962 WHAAAT😃
@@browne8962 AYo 📸
UA-cam gave me a rating option for this video, so I rated it 5 stars for it being:
Life-changing, calming, inspiring.
*when the camera's durability is better than the durability of your mental state.*
Mate, anything is more durable than my mental state.
@@victorjun2421 Edgy
@@trevorshark16 at least i'm not the one with the red/black pfp
@@victorjun2421 Hey, if liking red and black makes me edgy, I'm okay with it. Besides, the emphasis is on the shark rather than the color scheme.
@@victorjun2421 he's just a shark called Trevor. Let him be
Is no one gonna talk about how he jumped and landed on his ass and jumped back up so effortlessly I…? Bc I’m trying to figure out how I just got tea bagged like I’m a trampoline. 😏
I think he reversed the video right when he sat on the phone, so it looks like he got back up, but in reality it's the video in reverse lol
IM STILL WONDERING HOW
@@silv.s no because he doesn't open his mouth and when he bounces back up he does
İt's reversed stop being dumb thanks
He sit on the cam twice second one is reversed
I’ve never laughed this hard in my life. Weirdly, this Asmr cured my depression better than any others.
Same bro
Time card pls?
@@multistan9650 the whole video?!? 💀
@@shahnazwm I can’t find the cat
@@shahnazwm maybe I’m just stupid
This guy's camera is the ultimate definition of why cameramen don't die.
That little sibling that won't leave You alone when You're tired and just wants to rest:
They-.....they beat the hell out of you?
Oh god
FR
@@PrettyGothBoi6085 Yeah they do I still remember that time where he threw a can at my face
I used to be that person in the mornings
the durability of his camera still amazes me to this very day
iPhone*
Hey lol
@@xxrex3925 there’s a camera in the iPhone.
@@MessiahGray
I know you were just taking a shot in the dark here with virtually no risk, but I honestly don’t know what you expected to happen. That’s a hassle, and thus a turn off. At least you were respectful about it
It's a Nokia
alternate title: a man abuse his phone until his phone start to hate and be salty at him and stop working
wow congratulations on 1k likes 😭
@@Nataviaa thank + wow i don't even notice lol
I don't think ill ever wake up again after this, thank you.
-Him beating the shit out of me
-The subtitles : [music]
Almost as good as when there’s some music playing and the subs say “applause”. Apparently every song in existence is the sound of applause.
@@toetallyasmr LMAO
HOW HE JUMP ON THE CAMERA AND GET BACK UP AGAIN SO FAST WHAATT
Reverse
squats lol?
I am pretty sure it is all in the buttcheeks...squeeze as soon as you hit the floor. Takes years of practice
They are to different recordings lol
He’s had practice 😏 if you know you know
Imagine someone walking in on him while he was making the video.
beat them up too
*ah I see, you’re weird*
"no wonder dad went out to buy the milk"
Probably just smile, walk away and pretend nothing happened
@@keke9833 at least they'll sleep better
This is most amazing asmr triggers I've ever seen in my life ❤❤
This man just bounced back up after jumping on his phone💀😂
"I'll beat u till ur unconscious"
1.4Mil. people: interesting...
Actually, yeah... I mean I was like: 'You can get ASMR from getting beaten up? How does that work?' *Click*
1.4 mil*
@@itspearly7681 ty:)
*1.5M
0:16 omg how did you do that lmao
🤔😂😂
I think this a joke but if it's not he reversed it
@@zaenotaverage76 what
it’s reversed
He was most likely on his bed
thank you so much, i had problems with sleeping, but after watching this, i slept so hard that i woke up in an emergency room, how crazy is that?!!?
it was the same with me omg😱
😂😂😂
Lucky you, i woke up in skyrim
@@brunoguedesguimaraes9859 Yow dragonborne you're finally awake
Ikr
*sleepy masochistic twerking*
😂😂😂
Ok
Sup Levi 😏
levi i-
Oh mah goat🤣🤣
Plot Twist:
Hes trying to clean his camera lens as neat as possible
Then breaks a egg on it lol
By playing a tiny guitar....
Surrre
OCD sure is the worst
@@kkarmio5313 Like the phones a frying pan to cook..lmao
this is so calming thank you so much!
I actually find it relaxing unlike other ASMR videos xD Only me?
Probably
I would rather have this than being noise violated
This was a better ASMR than his last one and I also agree with you
Just u and another person
fr
Okay i literally died when he jumped on us
You "LITERALLY" died?
@@adelam6409 I did ...
Such a captivating experience, to be talking to a ghost that literally died as a person.
How is it like to be floating around as a spirit in the mortal plane?
Same here 🤣
😭😭😭🖐🏼
-The smart kid in class: *"I love studying beacuse my parents give me great motivation!*"
-Their parents giving them great motivation:
kinda dark
@@saucy13 not enough i need more darkness!!
@@saucy13 yet kinda true
@@saucy13 welcome to Asia
wooahh chill
10/10 asmr
nade me drool out of asmr-ity
🤤
*screen flashes white
Hey you! you're finally awake.
nezuko-CHANNNN
Hey You! Your Finally Awake*
So basically I died
@@SirSilence you're *
@@Asiaa514 lol
Can we just take a moment to appreciate his transitions?-
Nom
*No
Yes
I like people who are truly creative and have a sense of humour, and this video is a great example of both.
I lost it at the cat. Lol.
thank you, very nice comment of you
@@Jojas NO U.
Thank you. You're helping people sleep, King
THE POWER OF TWO FACED CAT'S COMPELS YOU!
NO, HES DANGEROUS. Tried to call the cops to stop the assault but I passed out before they could come.
That was my breaking point too lol
the cat paws are always appreciated
Why is this lowkey relaxing…
I can smell that shoe tho
i don't mind it
Bruh this is scary, I'm screaming right now
Okay the cat’s paws hitting me was hilarious 😂
You know the change of lighting really makes it seem like I blacked out, regained consciousness, only for you to say "Oh...you're awake again? *Takes off shoe and starts beating you with it*"
i actually really needed this right now it was incredibly relaxing
The cat looks like he'd been doing this for sometime
nah just once for 5 secs
@@Jojas ok
@@Jojas hi
@@Jojas hello there when’s the new video
Is your life going okay? Asides social media and stuff
this quite literally made my entire week, i’ve been rewatching it because i cannot stop laughing
haha, glad to hear that
@@Jojas god damnit make another video
The fact that those hits feel and sounds so real really helps u go to sleep just like the old days with ur dad
Hey nice copy paste bro
LOL WHY IS EVERYONE MAKING THIS JOKE?!?
@@shnickens1977 Because it's a common occurence.
@@bruhnotanotherdamnvergil4323so sad too
One time I was playing catch with my dad and I dropped the ball so he chokeslammed me against the sidewalk
This is how I see every "relaxing" asmr video
My step dad used to do this all the time IT really helps 🤪🥰
i.....enough internet for today
Yeah, I know right
I'm out-
your step dad made asmrs?
I lol'd.
Meanwhile the camera:
“I didn’t sign up for this😐”
*is anyone not gonna talk about the fact that this feels so relaxing?* 😳😌
Ur username checks out.
@@pritamkar9554 but it's true👀🧐
@@blonkdonk3865 umm, o-ok
It dose in a really weird way 😂
In a funny way for me 😌
So soothing, reminds me of my childhood home 😊😊😊
my brother: "did you do it? sleeping?"
me: "yes"
my brother: "what did it cost?"
me: "my mental health"
😂😂😂
@@_shreya_9795 *physical
@@emperor8716 physical what?
@@_shreya_9795 health
@@thosenipplesneedsalick9550 ok ..my mental health was more affected though 😂
omg I can finally go back to sleep now.
Ok
I'm gonna watch this every time i cant focus on my study..
everytime he hits the camera my brain shuts down for one second and then wakes up after and the cycle repeats for 1 minute and 12 seconds lmao
fodase
"ASMR to help u sleep"
He didn't lie, I fell asleep. But I Woke up in the Hospital Bed.
At least you woke up
I woke up in my next death loop
@@ShampooSalesman but didnt you go To heaven?
Shit man where did I go
u woke up in the hospital baby box bed
0:14 how did he get back up so smoothly-
Reversed probably
He used a small trampoline
He used magic
Levitation. Pretty obvious
Did he fart?
I fell asleep watching this and I am typing this while sleeping thank you very much
He: *Trying to reassure us with whatever it finds *
The phone: Hey stop it 😭✋🏼
lmao i can hear jin saying that xD
한국 사람이에요 ?
*0:47** i felt the smell of that shoe💀*
Lmao i didnt realize he flip the shoe like that 😂
Please be with me
The cat one killed me 😂😂😂😂
How calm it was as well while you were doing that
Agreed
Why did i get tingle from this even i didn't use headphones 😭😭😭
“ASMR to help u sleep" i mean..yeah probably gonna sleep forever :)
Haha your comment makes me laugh 😂🤣
*passes away*
@@KaruuxiOldAcc haha you're so funny 😆
@@nooranomed8569 I have no idea if this is sarcastic or not 😀
@@KaruuxiOldAcc no I mean it of every word I say you're funny 😄
If the camera speaks: "W-What did I ever do to you. *cries*"
Guys 10/10 I fell asleep instataly 🥰
Me, 2 seconds into the video: *unsure* okay let's see how bad-
Him: jumps his ass on the camera
Me: okay....I LOVE IT
AcUtAlLy WhEn iT wAs 2 SeCoNdS iN hE wAs NoT bEaTiNg ThE cAmErA yEt¡
Nobody:
*Masochist: It's a free real estate*
What DC villains see when Flash joins the fight: 0:11
Gold
Fricking sits on you
LMAO i love this
💀
From 0:11 to 0:17
I can confirm that this gave me tingles and allowed me to sleep so well that i ended in a coma
this actually gave me those tingles you’re supposed to feel, that I never experienced in an asmr video prior to this. Thanks.
I don't know if you're serious or not, but this made me laugh.
when the world needed him the most, he came back
0:20 LMAO that’s how my mom sweeps the floor when she’s pissed off
I read that as “how my mom sweeps the floor when she pisses”
@@hcdimension4279 STOP LMFAO duh thats so relatable cant get a good stream of yellow without chores!
It still puts me to sleep