Jerrod Carmichael - Bernie, Hill, Trump (Stand-up Comedy)

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  • Опубліковано 27 лип 2024
  • Jerrod Carmichael (@NotoriousROD), star of The Carmichael Show (@CarmichaelShow) shares his thoughts on the presidential candidates.
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  • @chris71388
    @chris71388 8 років тому +315

    Dude managed to nail a political joke without getting too preachy. Props to this guy.

  • @swapanjain892
    @swapanjain892 8 років тому +198

    His laid back attitude makes it more hilarious.

  • @alleyway
    @alleyway 8 років тому +732

    The personification of a blunt

  • @codyg9953
    @codyg9953 8 років тому +241

    "I own stamps, I'm a citizen." Lmao

    • @TAEchelon
      @TAEchelon 7 років тому +4

      spudnic88 FUCK.

  • @JasonJFlippingLife
    @JasonJFlippingLife 8 років тому +121

    That closer was good. "As someone that recently moved to a new tax bracket".

    • @dfs4s5d4f
      @dfs4s5d4f 8 років тому +1

      +Jason Johnston what does that mean tho

    • @dfs4s5d4f
      @dfs4s5d4f 8 років тому +3

      oh ok thx..

    • @optiKalismo
      @optiKalismo 8 років тому +1

      +Barbouze did he really have to ask that? #fail

    • @dfs4s5d4f
      @dfs4s5d4f 8 років тому +10

      optiKalismo english is not my native tongue, so ya

    • @nickyvtown
      @nickyvtown 6 років тому

      Jason Johnston I see what you did there

  • @ChannelPKtown
    @ChannelPKtown 8 років тому +38

    "What's the life expectancy of two women's friendship? Two and half years."

  • @valdog1
    @valdog1 8 років тому +414

    He's an epic intelligent comedian

    • @thelowend7699
      @thelowend7699 8 років тому

      not really. he would have grilled Hillary way harder.

    • @whochachi
      @whochachi 8 років тому +1

      +Bernie Sandwich He's not a political comedian man.

    • @dungtran-nc8sw
      @dungtran-nc8sw 8 років тому +7

      Agreed. This man is a genius. Very thought-provoking and his use of irony is impeccable.

    • @beckgrayson4254
      @beckgrayson4254 8 років тому +16

      just wish he wasn't so sluggish. i couldn't finish the video without dozing off

  • @RochellBarbara4690
    @RochellBarbara4690 8 років тому +110

    "Just let her have this one" lmao yessssss

    • @SilentMover95
      @SilentMover95 8 років тому +3

      +Rochell Barbara Nope...running a country is not a joke

    • @RochellBarbara4690
      @RochellBarbara4690 8 років тому +3

      Nikola Tesla if trumps running it is lol

    • @RochellBarbara4690
      @RochellBarbara4690 8 років тому +5

      Nikola Tesla and remember Bush that was a big joke as well

    • @mmezi
      @mmezi 8 років тому +2

      +Rochell Barbara trump and Hillary are the same type of person. it's a lose lose situation

    • @RochellBarbara4690
      @RochellBarbara4690 8 років тому +2

      +Bingus D'bappo yeah they both have vaginas

  • @AllanDanja
    @AllanDanja 8 років тому +75

    his style is more informative than just quick jokes

  • @NickRoman
    @NickRoman 8 років тому +45

    "I own stamps. I'm a citizen." ROFL

  • @CauseAndorEffect
    @CauseAndorEffect 8 років тому +211

    Is it Christmas? 2 Jarrod Carmichael clips in one day!!

    • @leejus17
      @leejus17 8 років тому +1

      Yesssss!!!

    • @coracorso1327
      @coracorso1327 8 років тому

      is his comedy bit on the floor?

    • @BlammoGer
      @BlammoGer 8 років тому +11

      +KingOfTheCreeps They needed to post 2 clips because of the big pauses he makes - lol

    • @otchere1305
      @otchere1305 8 років тому

      +Cora Corso lol

    • @iratepeople455
      @iratepeople455 8 років тому +2

      +KingOfTheCreeps
      It will be Christmas by the time you finish watching his slow-ass delivery...

  • @formoftherapy
    @formoftherapy 8 років тому +9

    That ending killed me. OH MY GOD.

  • @ZachariaYonis
    @ZachariaYonis 8 років тому +64

    the carmichael show is so dope, brings back that old school sit com feel, but talks about real everyday stuff

    • @icandy2h8
      @icandy2h8 7 років тому +1

      I said the same thing!! With the absolute perfect cast!!

    • @ZachariaYonis
      @ZachariaYonis 7 років тому +1

      Lana B trustt

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 7 років тому

      Really? I saw two episodes and I cringed all the way through. I think the acting is terrible and some of the lines are so slapstick. I never really knew him as a comic (he is brilliant by the way), but does not translate at all on the show. Should have been as cerebral as he is.

    • @ZachariaYonis
      @ZachariaYonis 7 років тому +2

      Neghie Thervil i don't know dude, but once you keep watching it gets more comfortable! it has had good ratings though, but maybe it might not be for everyone i guess..

    • @neghiethervil5606
      @neghiethervil5606 7 років тому +4

      Zacharia Yonis I'll give it another try. Can't hurt.

  • @PraveenSawh
    @PraveenSawh 8 років тому +28

    His timing is amazing.

  • @MickyAvStickyHands
    @MickyAvStickyHands 8 років тому +20

    He saved the real talk for his last lines.

  • @metalhead476
    @metalhead476 8 років тому +13

    "I'm an adult. I can't listen to a little Hawaiian man sing about love in my car."
    lmao

  • @thedefinitive6296
    @thedefinitive6296 8 років тому +254

    Funniest man I've seen in a long time. Love Jerrod's material and energy

    • @Haseeebo
      @Haseeebo 8 років тому

      Lol....

    • @thedefinitive6296
      @thedefinitive6296 8 років тому +10

      As far as comedy goes, I'd have to call it a somewhat bizarre energy. Like...way left of center. But it works.

    • @RolandBlazay
      @RolandBlazay 8 років тому +1

      +djuraster fuck that....you have add thats why. he's funny if you actually listen

    • @dunkindonuts9299
      @dunkindonuts9299 8 років тому +1

      Hello Jerrod.

    • @SpazmaticCrackAddict
      @SpazmaticCrackAddict 8 років тому +11

      +thedefinitive It's old man energy.

  • @kymmiisha
    @kymmiisha 8 років тому +9

    He's so laid back he's lying on the floor 😂. I love this guy though, happy I discovered him today.

  • @MarcAugustine
    @MarcAugustine 8 років тому +30

    he is now my favorite comic

  • @shellyb6926
    @shellyb6926 8 років тому +51

    Lol. he's incredibly laid back, but i like it.

  • @hasseaouled6032
    @hasseaouled6032 8 років тому +46

    This guy is a real-Life version of a Dave Chappelle Tiger Woods impression.

    • @irvingtorres5316
      @irvingtorres5316 8 років тому +3

      Hasse Aoulod imagine Dave and Jarrod together..

  • @exceptionist2
    @exceptionist2 8 років тому +49

    cerebral comedy. people are used to bafoonery. I prefer this mostly. Chappelle was very good at it, with impressionism tho.

  • @Brainbuster
    @Brainbuster 8 років тому +82

    Play at 1.25x playback speed. ;-)

    • @pmp1337
      @pmp1337 8 років тому +9

      +Brainbuster I just wishes I've read your comment before watching. I would have save 9:20 x 0.25 mins

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster 8 років тому +3

      PMP1337
      Use this tip for the rest of your life. You'll save many hours.

    • @jamesbrown9057
      @jamesbrown9057 8 років тому

      How?

    • @emeka1978
      @emeka1978 8 років тому

      +James Brown Are you serious? he said 1.25x. It will save you a lot of time.

    • @theburningtelevision
      @theburningtelevision 8 років тому

      +Brainbuster THIS IS GENIUS

  • @yushaq2434
    @yushaq2434 8 років тому +1

    The mellow attitude and lethargic movements are part of his stage persona, people. It works. It's different, and I love it.

  • @Appla114
    @Appla114 7 років тому +5

    i like the way he aint trying too hard....soo composed and hilarious

  • @NABloisROTH
    @NABloisROTH 8 років тому +2

    love his laid back delivery/demeanor

  • @ix3chocopanda
    @ix3chocopanda 8 років тому +9

    he's completely right about the lifetime of a friendship between women lmao

  • @mandinikajackson4430
    @mandinikajackson4430 8 років тому

    Had to look this guy up after watching his show on demand yesterday. Love him! Good, addressing issues going on in the world and makes it a teaching lesson. So smart!

  • @cardinalvisions556
    @cardinalvisions556 8 років тому +4

    "I own stamps. I'm a citizen"

  • @Cygnus307
    @Cygnus307 7 років тому +1

    "What else are you going to do, sit there and yell?"
    Nailed it! Modern-day Nostradamus right here.

  • @danmanjones
    @danmanjones 8 років тому +16

    aaah that punchline at the end was perfect.

    • @MrDBcooper77
      @MrDBcooper77 8 років тому

      Yeah..he killed that last joke....

  • @sunnyztmoney
    @sunnyztmoney 8 років тому +7

    I have to say, having worked for jasons deli for 4 years, and mcallisters for 1. Old people LOVE pastrami

  • @shaunakbale
    @shaunakbale 8 років тому +5

    Lil Hawaiian man singing about love: New def for Bruno Mars

  • @GiambattistaBartalotti
    @GiambattistaBartalotti 8 років тому +15

    oscar pistorius of elections!!!!!! hahahaha

    • @vonversace
      @vonversace 8 років тому +3

      America is his girlfriend
      shit had me weak

  • @chickwithanipod
    @chickwithanipod 7 років тому +2

    "Women only kinda fuck with other women." Is a clean, comprehensive summary of the Introduction to the Second Sex by Simone De Beauvoir.

  • @steviemarkjones
    @steviemarkjones 8 років тому +70

    if u think sanders doesn't have energy watch his 8.5 hour filibuster speech

    • @Classikh
      @Classikh 8 років тому +6

      Umm... no.

    • @nicholasvrbka6120
      @nicholasvrbka6120 8 років тому +1

      +Steven Jones It's the only time he said he's done a stimulant

    • @steviemarkjones
      @steviemarkjones 8 років тому +1

      +Bob Bibity that's pretty badass

  • @rodrigochavez120
    @rodrigochavez120 8 років тому +1

    Loved his HBO special Love at the Store, hadn't laughed that loud in a very long time!

  • @lucarossi8442
    @lucarossi8442 4 роки тому +2

    The joke about women friendship is gold...also sadly true.

  • @cabbagehunters
    @cabbagehunters 8 років тому +12

    heard about Jerrod in Bo Burnham's AMA. This was really funny.

    • @hekset
      @hekset 8 років тому +2

      Same! Enjoying this.

  • @mikedome9475
    @mikedome9475 8 років тому

    That was perfect. Jerrod is hilarious. That's how you do comedy. It was so humble, and so funny.

  • @gkyazze
    @gkyazze 5 років тому +1

    His brand of humour is so twisted it’s delicious.

  • @Ellienollie
    @Ellienollie 8 років тому

    great set. even thought he is so calm and still in his delivery it still works for him.

  • @th1s1guysays1
    @th1s1guysays1 8 років тому

    lmaoooo jerrod a fool!!!! hahaha that ending omg

  • @stephenpeTRYCKI
    @stephenpeTRYCKI 3 роки тому

    This had me rolling on the ground laughing

  • @gijsvanniftrik820
    @gijsvanniftrik820 7 років тому +4

    this has aged really well

  • @fiLthy_Rx
    @fiLthy_Rx 8 років тому

    Killed it with the ending!

  • @gshok
    @gshok 8 років тому +1

    "I own stamps, I'm a citizen" - gold

  • @Michaelthilley
    @Michaelthilley 8 років тому

    the end had me weak!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @marquiis1693
    @marquiis1693 6 років тому

    "Take a physical" Omg I died

  • @plasterdat
    @plasterdat 6 років тому +1

    Goddamn this is so good. The deadpan, the delivery, the references...

  • @ShayLikeButter
    @ShayLikeButter 7 років тому

    "Now you go walk to the helicopter, with Chelsea holding your hand" LOL!

  • @dirteapaw3832
    @dirteapaw3832 8 років тому +1

    6:43 Jarrod looks and sounds like he's burning an ant with a magnifying glass.

  • @somanoma6465
    @somanoma6465 8 років тому +7

    Love the Dave chappelle vibe

    • @Sialega45
      @Sialega45 8 років тому

      I thought the same exact thing. lol

  • @westwil
    @westwil 8 років тому +1

    loving the "Energy"!!

  • @tbrwy
    @tbrwy 8 років тому +2

    Love this guy

  • @kost4060
    @kost4060 8 років тому

    that ending was hilarious

  • @jangyman
    @jangyman 8 років тому +30

    This guy's funny - but it's ironic he talks about Sanders as a 'low energy' candidate ...Jerrod has a really laxative pace to his joke.

  • @mmacsds
    @mmacsds 8 років тому

    "... she's filled out all the forms... " too funny

  • @tracyb22
    @tracyb22 8 років тому

    She's filled out all the forms had me dying!

  • @Slimkidd730
    @Slimkidd730 8 років тому +2

    "As someone who recently moved into a new tax bracket I uuuhh.......also think he has some good ideas sometimes." LMAO!!!!

  • @ServingKant42069
    @ServingKant42069 6 років тому +1

    Omfg this was brilliant. Especially the woman friendship part hahaha

  • @mehjones8008
    @mehjones8008 5 років тому +1

    "She's filled out all the forms..." BEST list of her best qualifications!

  • @nanao1103
    @nanao1103 8 років тому

    The delivery of the last joke was superb

  • @zazeel1
    @zazeel1 7 років тому

    first time i've seen this guy......AWESOME!! love his style...

  • @midu914
    @midu914 6 років тому

    I was howling as I listened to this.

  • @blahblahooooooooblah
    @blahblahooooooooblah 8 років тому

    Honestly, I like his chill demeanor, it draws you more into the joke,gives it an intimate feel.

  • @peterpemrich6962
    @peterpemrich6962 8 років тому

    funny as hell on a good topic. good job.

  • @byron2521
    @byron2521 8 років тому

    I have never seen this guy before. He is frigging hilarious!

  • @ebizl8
    @ebizl8 8 років тому +2

    real deep stuff here.. That's why he has his own show

  • @joseguilarte87
    @joseguilarte87 7 років тому

    great closing lol.

  • @byleth-bh6wb
    @byleth-bh6wb 6 років тому +3

    Despite being uploaded in 2016, this looks and sounds like it was made in the 90's

  • @KoujiIsAmazing
    @KoujiIsAmazing 8 років тому +3

    Ahahahahahaha fuck. This is internet gold.

  • @clintluna6884
    @clintluna6884 7 років тому +15

    Bernie had more energy than 90% of the candidates out there, and more than this guy.

  • @PhrAntoine
    @PhrAntoine 7 років тому

    "Now you go walk to the helicopter while Chelsea holds your hand" LMAO

  • @ashkanahmadi
    @ashkanahmadi 8 років тому +3

    isn't it ironic that he talks about irony but then says Bernie Sanders has no energy when he talks like he is falling asleep in! IRONY!!

  • @MrSuperman2307
    @MrSuperman2307 5 років тому

    She filled out all the forms...lol let her have this one ha ha 😂

  • @hasseaouled6032
    @hasseaouled6032 8 років тому

    Mustard stains Really made me laugh Lmfao

  • @darrenwells3642
    @darrenwells3642 8 років тому

    "She's gonna leak it" hahaha! Yeah watch out'

  • @guadalupeanguiano7667
    @guadalupeanguiano7667 8 років тому

    He's funny in a very subtle matter of factly kind of way. I like it.

  • @IrishGrenade187
    @IrishGrenade187 8 років тому +21

    He's good, but I feel like a full special of his would make me sleepy. He's almost too laid back. The end of the clip was gold.

    • @Therealjperri
      @Therealjperri 8 років тому +4

      his full length is slow but it's HILARIOUS

    • @IrishGrenade187
      @IrishGrenade187 8 років тому +1

      J Perri I finally watched it last night. Dude is funny as hell.

    • @Therealjperri
      @Therealjperri 8 років тому +1

      Yeah he just slow...I do stand up and I perform like him just funny jokes i don't jump around or do none of that stuff

    • @IrishGrenade187
      @IrishGrenade187 8 років тому

      J Perri​ I do too, man. Washington state. First started in Colorado. Haven't gone up in awhile though. Been thinking about hitting the open mic up. Where you from?

    • @Therealjperri
      @Therealjperri 8 років тому

      +Mickey Blues Chicago sir I'm about to start doing more shows I don't know how to go about doing that professionally though.. I HONESTLY need a manager

  • @annonymousman
    @annonymousman 8 років тому +1

    jarrod needs a hour special

  • @jjoswalt
    @jjoswalt 8 років тому

    Funny man! Hope to see more.

  • @ChannelPKtown
    @ChannelPKtown 8 років тому +1

    I saw this live at The Laugh Factory and cracked up at "Let's just let her have this one... I mean she's filled out all the forms..." LOL Truth. Her husband got head in the white house and she stood by him. Let's just let her have this one!

  • @Orf
    @Orf 8 років тому +1

    This comedian had old man energy...Bernie has the energy of a college kid. An energetic college kid.

  • @crazycriz5000
    @crazycriz5000 7 років тому

    His style of comedy is so fresh. It's like he's just interacting with the crowd while being funny. Doesn't even seem like he has material, but still hilarious.

  • @r.a.monigold9789
    @r.a.monigold9789 8 років тому

    YOU. Headlines. Reality. Laughter. All GREAT.
    Thanks for sharing...

  • @MrSuperman2307
    @MrSuperman2307 5 років тому +2

    I’m an adult.. I own stamps I’m a citizen lol

  • @rohanwicks3824
    @rohanwicks3824 8 років тому

    Love it haha

  • @veneziablau
    @veneziablau 8 років тому +6

    I kind of like his delivery.

  • @usherofsoulsxx212
    @usherofsoulsxx212 5 років тому

    ‘I cannot listen to a little Hawaiian man sing about love...’ 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m officially deceased!

  • @MewcePewpz
    @MewcePewpz 8 років тому

    great set by this guy!

  • @jenniferbueno703
    @jenniferbueno703 8 років тому

    This is the best video ever.

  • @grigoryzinoviev244
    @grigoryzinoviev244 8 років тому +14

    If any of those three are going to embarrass us as a country... it's probably not Bernie

    • @grigoryzinoviev244
      @grigoryzinoviev244 7 років тому +4

      My country is socialist and we are doing fine. One of the highest HDIs in the world in fact

    • @iamjp1
      @iamjp1 7 років тому

      Modus Pwnens nah, hillary and donald are definitely worse but bernie is bad too

  • @LadyeXo
    @LadyeXo 7 років тому +2

    I think this was funny AND well thought out.

  • @hovford5444
    @hovford5444 8 років тому +13

    I thought he was Fabulous for a sec

    • @troublefollows9986
      @troublefollows9986 8 років тому +1

      +hov ford bingo, I knew he looked familiar

    • @1Manny93
      @1Manny93 8 років тому

      +hov ford in the weirdest way he does look like fabolous

    • @hovford5444
      @hovford5444 8 років тому

      +trouble follows Hahaha right!

    • @hovford5444
      @hovford5444 8 років тому

      +1Manny93 haha word

    • @quincypalmore3619
      @quincypalmore3619 6 років тому

      hov ford: You get a gold star for that shit⭐

  • @anthonymerritt5460
    @anthonymerritt5460 5 років тому

    Lmfaoo she filed all the forms

  • @M.Moadeli123
    @M.Moadeli123 8 років тому

    What a voice!

  • @tmxgurl
    @tmxgurl 8 років тому

    DEAD. HE'S KILLING IT!

  • @kylegeee
    @kylegeee 8 років тому

    that bit has to end that way. perfect.

  • @ttheway2life157
    @ttheway2life157 2 роки тому

    This is brilliant. its like seeing it in the future but its present also.