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  • @k33k32
    @k33k32 2 роки тому +74

    You are maybe not the David Attenborough we expected; but definitely the David Attenborough we need. Thanks for showing us this cool habitat!

  • @GcTheHardstyler
    @GcTheHardstyler 2 роки тому +106

    As a cacti collector... I totally agree.
    It's nice to have these things in a fancy pot looking all nice, but I'd rather what I have in my fancy pots be harvested and grown ethically in a way that doesn't rob the ecosystems, and if a plant is so rare that the only way to own it is to poach it from its natural habitat then I don't want it and I don't want anyone else to have it, just don't. Leave it where it is, don't f with it.
    I'm totally with you my dude.

    • @eric-qx1us
      @eric-qx1us 2 роки тому +10

      I agree one hundo. Bisides it ain't like ya can't go get the seeds from some Japanese distributor or somthin, it takes a real mook to strip the desert andwhathaveyou for the kids.

    • @xPumaFangx
      @xPumaFangx 2 роки тому +1

      Here's the thing. I don't want any cacti. I want berries. We have perfectly good mulberries bushes. Growing right next to my home. Family hates them. Something about roots too deep. Now I go off and buy blue berries bushes. What do they do. They plant it in a pot and leave it indoors. I'm all like wtf.

    • @emmitstewart1921
      @emmitstewart1921 2 роки тому +3

      There are lots of responsible ways to collect cacti and succulents and any other type of plant. If the plant is so rare or endangered that the only way to have one is to poach it, leave it where it is. Almost any rare plant is available from a reputable nursery where it has been grown under conditions that produce a healthier plant which is much better adapted to cultivation. Better yet is to get responsibly collected seeds from reputable growers. Growing from seed takes a lot longer, but you get plants that are adapted to your garden from the start.
      No matter how big your greenhouse is, bench space is at a premium, and your time is even more valuable. Why waste it on wild collected plants that are a gamble whether they will even survive for a full season?

    • @emmitstewart1921
      @emmitstewart1921 2 роки тому

      @@eric-qx1us You don't even have to go to Japan for seeds. I've ordered seeds from England, Australia, Italy, Spain, Israel, and Ukraine. The only place I hesitate to order from is China. There are even places in South Africa.

    • @k33k32
      @k33k32 2 роки тому +3

      I wish there was a monetary connection between purchasing a wild-collected plant and a habitat protection area for that species

  • @Karadek
    @Karadek 2 роки тому +94

    Always like the connections you make between the underlying bedrock/exposed formations and the plants that live on them.

  • @liamwhite4895
    @liamwhite4895 2 роки тому +13

    ‘Some creepy knob’s greenhouse’ is the best line I’ve heard in a botany video. Thank you.

  • @zlaynie
    @zlaynie 2 роки тому +36

    I identified too hard with the "friend" that always looks like shit but somehow perseveres...
    I love hearing your thoughts on shame and self growth. I feel them lolol

  • @peterashby-saracen3681
    @peterashby-saracen3681 2 роки тому +16

    Huge appreciation from a plant addict in the south of Spain - I just discovered your channel yesterday and I'm hooked. You, sir, should be declared an international treasure. I'm learning ten times more from this than I would from some stuffy, erudite lecture or some dull documentary that skims over all the interesting little stuff and lacks the passion that you put into every step. The way you communicate the whole picture - geology, climate, plant relationships - is spot on. Boy, would I love to go plant hunting with you! What an awesome area too. People simply don't appreciate the sheer diversity of ecosystems on this planet. Great to see that Aristolochia: there's a native one here, A. baetica (I have one on the terrace) but it's a vigorous climber - what a diverse genus. The philosophising just fits in perfectly too.

  • @bumbleguppy
    @bumbleguppy 2 роки тому +11

    An older neighbor mentioned she's removing some hybrid roses as it's harder to tend them for her now and I just casually dropped a hint that the native roses we have are low maintenance, she should try those...I'm a subversive thanks to you, Joey

  • @Jimsimi
    @Jimsimi 2 роки тому +14

    Maybe I'm wrong but I think anyone that collects cactus and really cares about them would feel the same way as you and understand what you're saying, and the ones who get offended probably should be offended because they probably are mindlessly/superficially interested in them, maybe the jabs will help them consider that. I don't know, what I'm saying is I get why you care and it's good that you do because being overly aggressive will just lock people down, but also don't worry too much as you're not being rude to anyone that wouldn't benefit from a little reality check.
    Love what you do man, spreading awareness, sharing nature, teaching, and making people laugh, you're a legend.

  • @sswwooppee
    @sswwooppee 2 роки тому +4

    These videos give me my f’n zen back.

  • @GrumblingGrognard
    @GrumblingGrognard 2 роки тому +3

    Do three Hail Mary's and a shot of mescal. You upload is greatness, as always. Do not stop.

  • @suzu9404
    @suzu9404 2 роки тому +3

    14:24 “A phalanx of biznagas” got a solid laugh out of me. Not sure why, but I giggled.

  • @Wyowanderer
    @Wyowanderer 2 роки тому +31

    I LOVE that my favorite Botanist struggles with his residual Catholic guilt.
    I'm never disappointed when I watch your videos.

  • @kittyg6298
    @kittyg6298 2 роки тому +4

    That you ruminate on shame and guilt and making others feel bad because of your comments makes me like you even more. You are empathic and self-aware!

  • @Lazy_Fish_Keeper
    @Lazy_Fish_Keeper 2 роки тому +2

    Living in Mexico was definitely the best thing to help me remember what it means to be human. Not sure how much things have changed since 1992-1993 when I was there......
    Beautiful country, beautiful people, delicious food and amazing plants.

  • @katiekane5247
    @katiekane5247 2 роки тому +18

    Damned if you guys didn't find some bangers again. We got some native Aristolochia in the SE, critical for a swallowtail as a larval food. I put a Passiflora in but still looking for a pipe-vine.
    I appreciate your content Joey, thanks.

  • @metafuel
    @metafuel 2 роки тому +11

    Hi Tony.
    I'm really impressed with your camera work and audio.
    Specifically as I believe you're only using a phone.
    I struggle to zoom into tiny flowers and insects.
    You are an inspiration.

    • @herbbirdsfoot
      @herbbirdsfoot 2 роки тому +2

      That camera might have a phone, but it ain’t no phone.

    • @extropiantranshuman
      @extropiantranshuman 2 роки тому

      I have a samsung tablet - those zoom in automatically when you use the camera - and you can even click on the screen to have it zoom where you want it. Better than other youtubers that have to move in front of the screen for that.

  • @charleshash4919
    @charleshash4919 2 роки тому +6

    Gneiss!!! Gypsum covered with pointy plants!

  • @Joey-vw1id
    @Joey-vw1id 2 роки тому +2

    It's not boring to me, I love desert botany. You do a good job with the description of all the desert plants!
    I have an indoor desert garden in my house, I really have an obsession with succulents, cactus,lythops etc.. Keep up the great work my friend..

  • @andrewhorwood1058
    @andrewhorwood1058 2 роки тому +6

    We have big white gypsum outcrops in Nova Scotia, Canada too, but with very different species growing on them, of course.

  • @jw4879
    @jw4879 19 днів тому

    "...muttering and ranting to myself"...lol! Welcome to my world! I love listening to your profane yapping! Such a refreshing take on the stuffy discipline of botany. I would love to go on a field trip with you and your buddies.

  • @Latnman101
    @Latnman101 2 роки тому +5

    I just love listening to your narration.

  • @mecynogea
    @mecynogea 2 роки тому +6

    I do love Tillandsia usneoides when it hangs from any Pinus species really. Yes I absolutely do love watching the pine needles wave in the wind.

  • @cervandotorres1126
    @cervandotorres1126 2 роки тому +8

    Gracias por enseñarme sobre la flora de mi natal Galeana ❤
    PD. Espero que visites el Cerro del Potosí

  • @colekirby5922
    @colekirby5922 4 місяці тому

    I battle my works stressful cancer with your videos thank you for keeping my mind clean while my job tryes to take me out. God i wish i could live life how were supposed to

  • @kenhunt2861
    @kenhunt2861 2 роки тому +22

    “Residual Catholic guilt” made me laugh out loud. I totally get it. Me, Catholic school K through 12. I will always be in recovery. You’re a good man, Joey, and your vid’s continue to be awesome! As u r.

  • @성암-t5g
    @성암-t5g 2 роки тому +7

    I am very interested in cactus. It is so good to know the environment of its native place. I hope to add information about the weather and temperature especially when it rains. Thank.

  • @Gsplash420
    @Gsplash420 2 роки тому +1

    I seriously could watch ur videos all day you make the subject matter very interesting and you make me laugh like actually laugh out loud the whole time keep it up this UA-cam shit is gonna be a gold mine for you one day

  • @PenntuckytheCrag
    @PenntuckytheCrag 2 роки тому +2

    Certainally a beautiful local ! Special. So beautiful

  • @pamappleby1400
    @pamappleby1400 2 роки тому +3

    That aristolochia secunda is a banger! Thank you to Alan for spotting such a surprising find!

  • @alandonaly457
    @alandonaly457 2 роки тому +4

    You did really good this time I love seeing new(to me) plants, especially the cacti.

  • @AdrianHepburn-vz9yr
    @AdrianHepburn-vz9yr Рік тому

    Hands down BEST BOTANY CHANNEL on the internet!
    Subbed up to my eyeballs.

  • @sirthicenskoorb3684
    @sirthicenskoorb3684 2 роки тому +1

    So you left wonderful Oakland, CA. Made it out alive. Good for you. Keep doing what you love to do.

  • @b0tanica
    @b0tanica 2 роки тому +24

    Thanks to you I feel like I get to botanize around the world.

  • @averybutler
    @averybutler 2 роки тому +3

    This is a fantastic channel

  • @bobbiechinn9578
    @bobbiechinn9578 2 роки тому +1

    I love ur vids and ur jabs lol. The intensity of the color of those blooms! I can stare at those all day. Thanks again! U always teach me something.

  • @Heothbremel
    @Heothbremel 2 роки тому +2

    Informative and beautiful xD what a combo!

  • @yfrontsguy
    @yfrontsguy 2 роки тому +2

    I could watch hours of this habitat !! Never enough pteridaceae nor selaginella ! What a place !!

  • @susiefairfield7218
    @susiefairfield7218 2 роки тому

    AH ya videos get me so excited bout these plants and cacti 🌵🌾🌿🌳
    Huge fan of ya chan! What's there not ta like! Share ur chan with all my plants geek friends 💞👍🏾
    Keep being you Dude ... ya da bestAH💯👌🏿
    10:45 how does it dew that!!💩 hahaha😆

  • @stevieandsara
    @stevieandsara 2 роки тому +1

    Nice Aristolochia find!!!!

  • @SirBoden
    @SirBoden 2 роки тому +2

    Thank you 🙏

  • @bybeach4865
    @bybeach4865 2 роки тому +1

    Near the beginning when Tony was shouting at the horses (and the Donkey), I imagined some scruffed-up sketchy dude, standing outside of an old Econoline van (no windows) asking the horses iff'en they wanted candy. Smart horses for avoiding and giving him a wide berth.
    And just asking, where was Al?
    I do enjoy your shows. They do help me break out of the" what do I get out of syndrome' that anyone born raised and residing in Suburbia might have, for a now somewhat decent lifespan.

  • @peterfenwick2540
    @peterfenwick2540 2 роки тому +1

    You mentioned South Africa, thank you for the plug :-)

  • @stonephotogrqpher
    @stonephotogrqpher 2 роки тому +1

    Just found your channel i’m from Australia love that cattle dog you have! Your knowledge is impressive!

  • @saaros
    @saaros 2 роки тому

    not only i get to learn so much through your videos, you make me laugh to no end; thank you!

  • @Nobody-cw4wm
    @Nobody-cw4wm 2 роки тому +3

    Love the Ariocarpus retusus….you’re right, it’s exactly where it’s supposed to be! Amazingly adapted to look like the surrounding rock.

  • @agnelomascarenhas8990
    @agnelomascarenhas8990 2 роки тому +1

    Stunning, I have seen these cacti as drawings in a book.

  • @simonwilliams3236
    @simonwilliams3236 2 роки тому +1

    love your video titles, was listening to some big l this morning.

  • @brandiblaisdell7599
    @brandiblaisdell7599 2 роки тому

    You have a tattoo that I have thought of getting for years for plant ID and gardening - the ruler on your finger \m/

  • @JaredG_WV
    @JaredG_WV 2 роки тому +2

    I love your videos because I am a landscape architect and I can watch these at work and not feel weird about playing it since its botany! Coworkers walk by and think I'm just bettering myself and not just indulging in one of my fave channels.

  • @boonedocks13
    @boonedocks13 2 роки тому +2

    whoa. I was in Newport OR the other day, and saw a truck with a CPBBD sticker. I did a triple take. was it you T?
    is there a chance we’re gonna get a temperate rainforest episode?

  • @64Pete
    @64Pete 2 роки тому

    Enjoyed the lesson as always Joey, cheers, gfy ✌🇦🇺

  • @Psychodeathification
    @Psychodeathification 2 роки тому

    Hi Tony, 17:59 - Grahamia coahuilensis. Related to Anacampseros plants you have seen in south Africa. Sorry my comment came to me immediatelly after seeing it. But newly accepted name for "American Anacampseros" was Grahamia.

  • @TheNostalgicFuture
    @TheNostalgicFuture Рік тому

    just found this channel and I have never learned so much. that and every video without fail my guy will come out with something that literally splits my sides. the donkey shit got me good 😅😅😅

  • @okantichrist
    @okantichrist 2 роки тому +1

    Out of interest, what happens to seized poached cactus (and other plants)?
    Do they get planted back in their habitats?

  • @jtknight4647
    @jtknight4647 2 роки тому

    I'm learning so much (Fern in the desert??wow) and laughing so much (my catholic guilt tirade hahahaHA). Tony u r a UA-cam ALLSTAR! Big thanks from a new fan

  • @beastinthesky6774
    @beastinthesky6774 2 роки тому

    Dude I'm trying to figure out if I met you while riding trains in Florida, like probably 10-12 years ago. It was on the line that runs from Chattahoochee to Pensacola. Met some dude who looked and talked a lot like you, one of those experts hobos who keeps to himself and rides everywhere, came over to my grainer and said hi while we were sided. I was a lanky dude with long hair and (probably) a CSX hat. Anyway cheers man, love the videos. (edit: typo)

  • @davidruiz2474
    @davidruiz2474 2 роки тому +1

    Recently discovered your channel/content and really enjoy it. I'm from Weslaco, TX and just watched your video on the RGV. Do you have any videos on local/native mosses to the RGV?

  • @matthewwagner47
    @matthewwagner47 Рік тому

    Why do they poach the living Rock plants?
    Amazing plants.

  • @cactus3703
    @cactus3703 2 роки тому +2

    Should go to the Caribbean nxt!

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 роки тому

      Check out the channel. He has several vids from hispaniola, maybe other islands too, not sure

  • @newmanmansell760
    @newmanmansell760 2 роки тому

    This is the most interesting plant biology channel🤲🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

  • @guynamedkyle
    @guynamedkyle 2 роки тому +2

    Joey did u ever get payment for Wired?

  • @christopheryates5953
    @christopheryates5953 2 роки тому

    Another great video, super cool speciation! Did you get a good sniff on that aristolochia?

  • @profmuthandi
    @profmuthandi 2 роки тому +1

    Let me know when you come back to the Galeana area and I'll show you Acharagma roseanum galeanense and some nice turbinicarps. Thanks and regards

  • @TristanJCumpole
    @TristanJCumpole 2 роки тому +1

    So, this Euphorbia Villifera might be unique? How about naming it Euphorbia Touretteseii or does it need to be more descriptive?

  • @genier7829
    @genier7829 2 роки тому +1

    That Aristolochia is amazing

  • @raymonddettlaff1386
    @raymonddettlaff1386 2 роки тому

    Coming from the Sonoran Arizona, this is a crazy, beautiful place.

  • @Tracy-xe9zu
    @Tracy-xe9zu 2 роки тому

    Hearing you say "chonky boys" makes me so happy

  • @louCanitz
    @louCanitz 2 роки тому

    Love your sweet dulcet tones ;)

  • @Ferserious2
    @Ferserious2 2 роки тому +2

    Gad damn, I've always been a reptile nerd but you make me want to cheat on my taxa with some plants. I have no idea what you're talking about half the time but it's all so interesting. I'll keep trying to keep up with what the fack is goin on.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 2 роки тому

      You can do it!
      Plants never try to escape, you don’t even need a lid or nothin!

  • @bluepacificsurf
    @bluepacificsurf 2 роки тому

    The question is: When you are climbing up these mountains, how do you know where to place your foot ? Some of these cacti you are showing are so well hidden they blend in completely. (Of course a well paid botanist would never step on a living plant.)

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣
      Of course he never steps on a perfectly camouflaged plant!

  • @its-daydayday
    @its-daydayday 2 роки тому

    Love the spiritual inquiry 😉

  • @jorgefortes6674
    @jorgefortes6674 2 роки тому

    I saw some big flowering Echinocactus out in the open here in Portugal.

  • @fringefarm4207
    @fringefarm4207 2 роки тому +4

    Come check me out in hawaii! Big island out on the lava! My own garden is worth a vid not to mention the lava dwelling kipukas. Room board and wheels.

    • @LukeMcGuireoides
      @LukeMcGuireoides 2 роки тому

      That's a great idea. I bet theres a lot of cool volcanic endemics

    • @sebastianmarquez3014
      @sebastianmarquez3014 2 роки тому

      @@LukeMcGuireoides Metrosideros, Sadleria, Polypodium, Vaccinium, are some of the native taxa you'll find colonizing recent lava flows. One of our more interesting endemics that folks from the mainland US may find interesting: A California tarweed got here and radiated into a bunch of different forms and habitats. One of those is a liana (!) in wet forest on Kaua'i

  • @markchinguz4401
    @markchinguz4401 2 роки тому

    Hearing tony say "chonky boi" does me good

  • @StephenSternforPresident
    @StephenSternforPresident Рік тому

    Very informative thanks

  • @brianzulauf2974
    @brianzulauf2974 2 роки тому +3

    I found a mutant petunia that is growing 40 tiny flowers rather than one big one. The flowers are identical to petunias.

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 2 роки тому +5

      collect the seeds!!!

    • @brianzulauf2974
      @brianzulauf2974 2 роки тому

      @@gramursowanfaborden5820 definatly I'm also trying to clone it but I might have inadequate supplies.

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 2 роки тому +1

      @@brianzulauf2974 arent they annuals? if its already flowering it's not gonna want to survive

    • @brianzulauf2974
      @brianzulauf2974 2 роки тому +2

      @@gramursowanfaborden5820 yes but I'm going to try anyway

  • @LukeMcGuireoides
    @LukeMcGuireoides 2 роки тому

    Wow, what a habitat. You're so lucky to be able to visit all these strange and fantastic places, and i consider myself lucky for being gifted with your content, the beautiful films and knowledge. Thx, Joey. Keep on truckin. Nice donkey shit money shot

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis 2 роки тому +3

    That Dutchman's pipe he dropped the rock on, did he move the rock after? Or is it still squishing the poor guy?

  • @ronaldarchibald2506
    @ronaldarchibald2506 2 роки тому

    As a cacti society member i am fascinated with your fluid knowledge of the latin names. I am definately not at that level of knowledge. But i am getting better at growing and overwintering in my michigan location. . Propagating not so much so.

    • @swayback7375
      @swayback7375 2 роки тому

      Don’t use much water and peat moss, do use sand. You’ll get it

  • @TheEricrya
    @TheEricrya 2 роки тому

    Real nice ferns and pines

  • @millenniumzeek
    @millenniumzeek 2 роки тому

    How do you tell the difference between a brevifolia and filfera?

  • @emmitstewart1921
    @emmitstewart1921 2 роки тому

    That gypsum looks like the form called alabaster. Let's hope we don't get a lot of rockhounds trampling the cacti to get at the carving rough.

  • @MrAtrophy
    @MrAtrophy 2 роки тому +2

    fuck me , @ 16:00 broke me . the wife and I laughed till we hurt .... the timing is golden.

  • @charlescoult
    @charlescoult 2 роки тому

    Love those Echinocereus flowers :)

  • @seebastian5834
    @seebastian5834 2 роки тому +1

    Delectable pea... or deadly poison?

  • @davidkaplan2745
    @davidkaplan2745 2 роки тому +2

    "Philosophize, philosophize, philosophize... Hey look at the horse shit!"

  • @anon6056
    @anon6056 2 роки тому

    You're a kind person

  • @bdhanes
    @bdhanes 2 роки тому +2

    "How does it do dat? How does it do dat? How does it do dat? You too much of a wuss to touch a piece of donkey shit!? GFYS!!!" 😂🤣

  • @Lukashaaa
    @Lukashaaa 2 роки тому +2

    People always talk about climate change creating more deserts, but I don’t think that’s the case at all. Deserts are very biodiverse & sensitive ecosystems; what climate change will make is wastelands.

  • @missyflutter5562
    @missyflutter5562 2 роки тому +1

    This title is titillating 🙄😂 always loved breaking up that clay with a little gypsum 💄💄💄

  • @vernelldelong3701
    @vernelldelong3701 2 роки тому

    9:30 so true
    They poach everything and eat everything. I’m from Cape Town.
    I know.

  • @Wyowanderer
    @Wyowanderer 2 роки тому +3

    Come over here, horse - I got something for ya!
    I'll be he's heard THAT before...

  • @kurtrohlfing5850
    @kurtrohlfing5850 2 роки тому

    Your how does it do that always reminds me of the character peter from little Nicky.

  • @Chris.Davies
    @Chris.Davies 2 роки тому +1

    I feel like I'm being driven by a New Jersey taxi driver, on my first time in New York City.

  • @plasticvision
    @plasticvision 2 роки тому

    botany and existential crises. my favourite things.

  • @guillaumefunke3649
    @guillaumefunke3649 2 роки тому

    That view !🤯

  • @hellokittysays6333
    @hellokittysays6333 2 роки тому

    The pronunciation of your syllables, bruh-bruh... You're gonna have me embarrassing myself one day being my sole source of botanical vocabulary.

  • @thegodofhellfire
    @thegodofhellfire 2 роки тому

    Banger alert!

  • @MissEwe
    @MissEwe 2 роки тому +1

    Him: here I is 0:15
    Me : here Ewe are
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @jg1019
    @jg1019 2 роки тому +1

    Don't worry tony. You said "some knobs greenhouse" not "some awesome botany enthusiast who appreciates the cacti they collect, and for the most part, grows there own 's greenhouse" which is totally fair.
    #deathtoknobs