Botanical Oddities from Around the World
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- Опубліковано 7 чер 2021
- Before getting thrown out of a University Conservatory, we manage to get some nice moneyshotz of some extremely rare and unique plants from around the world, including the tree cucumber Dendrosicyos socotranus from the island of Socotra, and Osa pulchra - a moth pollinated member of the coffee family that's critically extinct in the wild. We also see a half-erect corpse flower a week or two before climaxing.
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*University Growhouse*
0:18 "cucumber tree" _Dendrosicyos socotranus, Cucurbitaceae_
2:57 "Socotran fig tree" _Dorstenia gigas, Moraceae_
3:33 monotypic genus
4:06 _Euphorbia baioensis, Euphorbiaceae_
4:12 convergent evolution
5:02 "welwitschia" _Welwitschia mirabilis, Welwitschiaceae_
4:45 megastrobilis
8:23 "carrion plant" _Stapelia gigantea, Apocynaceae_
10:44 "corpse flower" _Amorphophallus titanum, Araceae_
11:31 corms vs. bulbs
12:27 spadix and spathe
14:52 "Arabian coffee" _Cofea arabica, Rubiaceae_
15:05 interpetiolar stipules
16:22 _Hydnophytum formicarium, Rubiaceae_
16:43 myrmecophyte
17:44 salverform
18:15 "Amazon moonflower" _Selenicereus wittii, Cactaceae_
18:16 film: _Margaret Mee and the Moonflower_
20:16 "bird's nest anthurium" _Anthurium superbum, Araceae_
21:12 _Osa pulchra, Rubiaceae_
23:35 _Amorphophallus_ sp., _Araceae_
24:09 "staghorn fern" _Platycerium_ sp., _Polypodiaceae_
24:16 "parachute plant" _Ceropegia sandersonii, Apocynaceae_
25:16 kleptoparasitic trap
28:48 "begonia" _Begonia_ sp., _Begoniaceae_
29:55 sexually dimorphic corollas
30:39 winged ovary
31:26 "coral hibiscus" _Hibiscus schizopetalus, Malvaceae_
32:41 androphore
33:47 "cacao tree" _Theobroma cacao, Malvaceae_
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@@mycomycol2440 Adderall not crack but thanks for the time stamps, do you have a few to spare
You're doing god's work, man
Love your work man👍 I think you have a steel hawser of a brain, it latches on to stuff and never lets go. I garden professionally, first career I’ve had where I never get bored (12 yrs and counting - previous best was 3 years max)always learning, always problem solving😁Your vids are great 👍 I think I might value the fury and frustration, the misanthropic mien nearly as much as the botany🤫 Corporate dairy farms that used to be sheep farms; farmstead gardens sprayed with herbicide ‘to keep them tidy’ fucken herbal genocide.
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No other plant channel on UA-cam will interrupt your botany lesson to talk about feral cats or an opossum named Larry that may or may not have died suddenly.
Or the Grammy one roast-duck-freezer-insult away from calling the mob
Imagine if all teachers were this direct and compelling. The comprehension rate would skyrocket and the drop out rate would plunge. No boring hum drum teachers where it is hard to stay awake in class.
Teaching is an art form that many teachers are not good at. Out of all the years I was in school, literally, only two teachers were able to capture my attention and keep it. Needless to say, I did very well in their classes.
@@amymoriyama6616 Teaching is all about keeping the students engaged in the subject matter. And engaging with students in general. Learning is actually fun. Hopefully in the new coming age learning and engaging will be popular once again.
Tony: Calls a few plants "bastard"
Conservatory Employee: o_o
I randomly catch myself saying "look at the bracts" really loud when I am in the garden.
It's become a reflex nowadays
Yup--that and "What a great plant." with that Chicago hard 't' at the end of "plant"
Same 😂🌱💖
Dude, you deserve a Netflix show
Bro you give me hope in humanity lowkey
Low-key?
loki
genius loci. "spirit of place*
Funny, ol boy makes me a bit more fuck humanity every day
I love how this drop during midday when my outlook is most bleak
On time and on purpose!
when u get a pop up for a CPPBD video in that 1-3pm block of existential dread and you watch it to reground your thoughts back to reality. perfect!
Take good care and stay strong.
@@joshhambleton90 good job on rewording the op.. ahah
Good timing
Tony, Good new looks like the lithium mining in Nevada is going to be stopped do to the buckwheat plant you featured recently.
Wow ! That's great ! Is this the same area Myron Dewey was trying to protect ? He's that Indian that uses drones for good. He covered the Standing Rock fiasco but his tribe is in Nevada.
You never listen to me, it's convergent evolution!
Every educator should talk like this at all times. Humanity must capture this cutting edge fuckin' new way da teach ya dis shit. 'Ey!
If you're new to botany 'Plant Identification Terminology' by James G Harris and Melinda Woolf Harris is like an accompanying guide to this channel. Get the physical copy, watch shows like this, and take notes...you wont regret it
Favorite video I've watched in quite awhile. Not only hilarious, but so freaking educational. Love your content and the way you teach!
"An abandonded quarry... Well it wasn't really abadonded we got woken up the next morning by workers"
Lol perfect!
"Hey, it was abandonded when I got here" 😂😂
That made me chuckle
Whatayuh talkin bout officer??? They just fell off the truck.
You know it’s abandoned if you don’t get arrested or bodies float to the surface of the man-made lake
Grandchild and i watch. Yes i let her watch even if she's only 5. She can learn plants anywhere but learning to cuss takes a pro.
Honestly didn't think she really paid much attention but after you said one of the plants is related to milkweed she says oh that's the one with the sticky stuff inside.
Thanks for your videos.
Marianne north was a victorian explorer, she went to Papua new guinea to paint plants (she also discovered several species of nepenthes, and has a species of kniphofia and nepenthea named after her) pretty much all her work is on display at kew gardens, its worth checking them out!
I had no idea her works were on display at Kew gardens. As if I didn't need another reason to visit. Luckily I now live in Germany and restrictions are lifting I gadda try and make a summer trip up there. Thanks a million for that info
@@bostonmeadhorn4897 the gallery is by the pagoda :)
No headhunters?
Was he talking about Margaret Mee in this vid? Her illustrations are outstanding!
@@alfonsoalvarez7853 I think you're right. According to a book I've got (The Evening Garden by Peter Loewer - has a chapter on night-blooming cacti), she spent years looking for a blooming specimen of Selenicereus wittii. There's a Brazilian documentary about her finally finding it shortly before her death.
Honey. I just discovered you. I see tats on your hand, my untrained ear hears an eastern accent. All I can picture is a botanist gangster and you are making my day fantastic.
Chicago accent!
I moved to singapore for a year when they caned that kid, my family's idea of a going away gift was a buncha spray paint.
I know they smell like hell but seeing a titan arum bloom is still on my bucket list
Funny thing, an Amorphophallus paeoniifolius bloomed on a roadside here and was promptly stolen after photos were posted online
@@mircron6147 of course it was stolen. And now you know why we can't have anything nice
I was recommended this out of the blue. And this is the best thing to happen to me all week. Not only have I learnd things I am also intrigued in this channel's lore or history.
This is one of the most Metal episodes yet. Thanks, Tony.
holy crap thats the coolest garden of all time.
This is amazing and hilarious. My BF is a plant goon- Whenever we take walks we have to stop frequently so he can talk about and investigate plants and flowers. I sent this video to him because he's also a potty mouth and think he is gonna lose his fucking mind. Thank you!
I have literally no idea why the algorithm decided to show me this video, but I’m halfway through and by god I’m glad it did. I’ve killed every plant I’ve come across (and only just recent,y decided to give plant parenthood another go) but I am already so invested. I would do a hell of a lot better in school if everything was taught like this.
I don’t have any spare money till August, but god damn I want to support this.
I will now proceed to binge all of your content. Stay amazing.
Gotta love Joey talking about Amorphophallus because that’s practically all I grow. Such a fun genus.
Mr Santoro, I watch all your movies even though I have no use for its info. I am fully engaged simply due to your passion.
Tony, I am in South Jersey and recently found a Pitcher plant in full flower...
Mindblowing morphology!
(I think.🤣)
I have many fishing movies ready for publication and this movie won't be out for a minute.
When it's public, I will let you know.
Thank you sir for HOURS of entertainment and hilarity between fishing trips!😁
Jersey Jim Fish.
Maybe you don't need a use for it other than using your knowledge on fishing trips! Very cool good luck fishing
Lovely!
Small correction :
E. baioensis is actually from Kenya. First discovered on the summit of mt. Baio then found again in the 90's on the ridge leading up to the summit overlooking a 1km drop. It is another one of those incredibly localised in habitat, ubiquitous in cultivation oddities.
There are two clones Bally 16965 and Lavranos 12532. I dunno which one I've got but I want the other one so I can make em bang.
Carter, S. (1982) Euphorbia baioensis. New succulent spiny Euphorbias from East Africa. Hook. Icon. Plant., 39 (3): t.3870.
Newton, L.E. (1991) Euphorbia baioensis in its natural habitat. Euphorbia J., 7: 36-41.
Correction on your bee pheromone talk... The alarm/stress pheromone is produced by the Koschevnikov gland, which is at the base of the stinger. That pheromone smells like bananas. The Nasonov gland is between the last few sections of the abdomen on top, and produces a pheromone that attracts other honeybees. It smells very similar to lemongrass. It's used to direct a swarm or guide a queen back from mating. Love your videos!
Very cool that you had free reign to film in this greenhouse. I’ve heard Ernesto S. talk about many of these plants. It was fun to hear your take on some of them. I had a chance to purchase a young Dendrosicyos socotranus a few years ago. I was attracted to it because it’s endemic to Socotra and that’s a big plus for a plant enthusiast like me. The grower wanted $75. Unfortunately at the time, I didn’t know much about the species or whether I could keep it alive, , so I decided to pass on it. I’ve since regretted that decision. It was a healthy, seed grown plant.
I regret not taking more cuttings when I volunteered there. Ernesto was cool with you propagating almost anything because it was a learning experience. Saw some people take dorstenia cuttings. Oh well, at least I introduced a few species of passiflora that were probably tossed a by now.
it is UC Davis!!!!!!
Thank you Tony always a pleasure to watch you and to listen and learn I'm just a home gardener but I have paid more attention to my flowers than ever before since I found your Channel thank you again and my best to you and yours
My new favorite channel. I used to work at naples botanical garden and miss it terribly love the content man thanks for the wealth of knowledge
watching this was the best part of my day fr-- you deserve wayyy more views i love how you tell tiny stories and facts as well, makes it a whole experience :D
Just spent the day at Lassen, lounging in alpine meadows, looking at aquatic plants. Come home to crime pays hitting all of my favorites. Thanks for making it a perfect day, Joe.
This was an amazing tour of some really amazing flora, this was a real treat, thanks.
Just discoverer this gem of a channel and I am living for it! 🤝
I really needed a video like this to relax, thank you
Thank you Joey, for bringing us these wonders and telling their stories.
Bruh - the 411 on the Ceropegia sandersonii? My bee keeping homies and I are shitting ourselves with this science and humor. We're inspired to do more research on this plant, I mean - the fuck with the selective pressure to develop this as a pollinating modality? We are honored to have you in this world Joey.
Love it - thanks sharing
Your dulcet new england tones lull me to sleep every night. Its like being read a bedtime story or richard preston book by an uncle or bitchy grandpa. Keep being you mr plant man
I love how educational and entertaining you are dude! Excellent video!
Thank you for what you do, your by far my favorite UA-cam channel I've found in the last year and I don't even have an interest in botany.
I loved the story about your grandma almost as much as the plant information! Forwarding this video to my buddy Ray J !
Never been this early to one of these vids. These are my absolute favorite!
I’ve seen this channel recommended to me several times and finally had time to check it out today. Now I see why it was incessantly in my recommendations. I freakin’ love this silly prick. I’ve never been so fascinated while also being so entertained. New subscriber here, notifications on, I need more of this! Can’t wait to go through the backlog!
He could not have a better accent for the job. Breaking down the sterotypical archetypes, one leaf at a time. Mad respect, brother.
Oh yeah! Thanks 🙏 for this botanical tour! Cheers, from Southern Oregon
Thanks for the laughs and the information. Love ur videos
You can just feel how leathery the Amorphophallus bract is from the video footage. Nice work as always!
One of the most interesting and educational vid I have ever watched! TANK YOU!
Dude, you have a future.
Radical gratitude for being and doing, you SOB.
gorgeous welwitschia specimens. Learned about them in high school and they are just such a cool plant
I enjoy learning from you so very much. Thank you! Keep it up, brother! ❤🤘
Amorphophallus Konjac stinks, but not quite like a dead carcass.
Here in North Florida, I love to treat unknowing friends in the spring to my Magnolia Ashei flowers (endangered) , followed by Konjac, which blooms about the same time. Gullibly, they all sniff, ever deeper come the Konjac. Expecting a similar treat, they are soon repulsed, as once willing noses betray smiling faces, compelled to contort in disgust. What a practical joke it is-botanically so.
Amazing video from an amazing guide! Loved the conservatory vs. in situ info.
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Love your channel, not many people take the time to explain botany with a little extra pizzazz. Keep it going BrO 💖✌️
Your passion inspires me! Badass videos man, congrats on your sobriety.
This is hands down the best video ever made.
Thanks man, this is comforting
Arent you a gem!! I love strange plants. Glad i found this video and i LOVE your accent
My favourite channel to have playing when in the grow room
Just found your channel and I love it. So informative and entertaining 😊
Awesome! Just yesterday bought a beautiful rex begonia in bloom. I had to run downstairs to it and inspect the flower. Thanks Joey! U da best!
This is now my favourite channel for botany
New favorite plant channel!
Bless you and your contributions thank you🍀💚
just found your channel. first video ive watched so far. ABSOLUTELY not what i was expecting but holy fuck i love it. title and thumbnail caught me. stayed for your unique style...very entertaining. already shared with friends
Dude needs to give botanical tours to the public.
I will watch everything he posts from this day forward.
How am I just finding this... this dude is bad ass, love it ...instant subscribe!
Dude thanks for the videos, effing awesome
Damn you! Right away you start with Dendrosicyos socotranus from the island Socotra, of which I have never even heard before. So I put your wonderful video and go to Wikipedia to find out exactly what and where Socotra is. It's a short article, so I check out the geography and nature sections as well as the bibliography and references. About an hour later, I know more about Socotra than anyone else for hundreds of miles around. It's a beautiful and interesting island. Now I have to figure out which body parts I'd have to sell to get to Socotra. See what you done? Thanks for a brilliant episode and the travel inspiration.
You BE CAREFUL! one day there will pop up a plant with adoptive features to lure and feed on trash talking botanists.
What a unique channel.
Never heard colourful language in a gardening type video.
Thank you for showing me that even city boys can know stuff about plants.
Loved it. Subbed.
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I keep repeating my self, but I damn love this channel. It’s both intellectual food, and plant comfort….
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I love how you just continue to press your luck with your grandma. That driving comment right on the heels of saying she threatened you for making fun of her 🤣
super cool plants, this makes me want to go see my local conservatory
Chiapas is really fantastic. Nice video. Gracias Tony.
This content, like I said before, is genius.
I learned so much in one video! Thanks 🙏🏼😌
Loved this guy accent & curse words, it made the educational content more interesting.
another banger, thanks
Thank you for all the content brother, I love all your videos. I've been into botany and horticulture over the last 6-7 years and greatly appreciate all of your knowledge. Are there any books you recommend on the subject to further my understanding of plants and soil?
Love your take my friend.
Insane collection, thanks!
A'nudder wonnerful episode, tanks!
I fuckin love this video so much, dude just speaking his mind and talking shit about some of these plants but also like really educational n shit, ty man I love it
Love the finger tattoo with the measurements. It's so practical.
This is by far the strangest botany video I've ever watched. That being said, this is the ONLY botany video I've ever watched. Thanks UA-cam algorithm, loved it.
this is Nancy's 55 year old son ,you are the only person I have found on YT making cool plant videos ,Maybe right a grant to go to Socotra
Weird stuff....great work as always
What's it gonna cost to get you over to England for a year? Would love to hear your expertise over here. You got a place to stay if you ever wanna visit!
Another faucken great video.
lmao
Really entertaining and informative. I love learning this stuff
Amazing content as always. I have been working in a garden center for three months, hell of a lot better than working inside and its defknity helping me learn mrle about botany. Sucks that I cant wear my crime pays but not any doesn't hat or sweaters but I can at least steer people towards buying native plants
I fucking love welwitschia mirabilis so much. They are so cool, I really wanna see one in the wild. Hopefully study them in a while
Don't they only grow in the driest regions of Africa? They are true survivors
@@treebeard7140 yes, they have such an interesting life. The first year or two they still have they cotyledons. When they lose those, they basically can't die
mark chinguz oh man what an alien of a plant. I heard it can go 3+ years with zero rain.
Gnetales in general are just the wildest damn things. Evolution really did just try and make angiosperms 2.0 and ended up with some weird ass desert survivors and tropical lianas.
Love the leaves of the Anthurium Superbum, they remind me of the leaves from the Monstera Peru. (One of my favorite plants.)
Love this!!!!! U r the best
Please keep the videos coming. My girl and I laugh our guts out listening to you. I wish I had you for a teacher I would of been more engaged.
i love ya style, nice one G
Amazing collection!
Instant sub! Best botany class I ever took, and I ain't even taking notes, fuahgetbouit!
Holy hell, I've been away from New York too long. Thank you for reminding me where I came from with that way of speaking that my ma would have slap me upside the head for.