Andrew Dice Clay - The Valentine's Day Massacre 1 of 6
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- Опубліковано 27 вер 2024
- Often times "The Valentine's Day Massacre" video gets overlooked by Dice fans. But the fact is, this is a great Dice show. He spills out one raunchy joke after another. This was his last great show available for public sale. The only drawback "Valentine's Day Massacre" offers is the fact that Dice's show lasts for only a third of the video's length, while other young comics take the mike after his introductory act. But Dice shows one last time that he is the king of comedy in this video despite solid performances by the other young comics
He got such a raw deal with his career. He's a damn comedian that was playing a character. Some people just don't want anyone to laugh because they are so miserable themselves.
You are 110% correct comedy is comedy. It’s pathetic. What happened to Dave Chapelle also no one can take a joke.
Also always saw days in the early 90s live it was fabulously fun
He got fukked over by a bunch of intolerant jackboot leftist assholes who got him banned.
It's sad people are so insecure and hate who and what they are that they can't laugh at themselves
Maybe its just because his material was sh!t. Yeah, i think it's more because his material was sh!t.
@@MoonshineSazerache was selling out arenas everywhere he went. Crowds cheered him on as if he was a rock star. He sold out Madison Square Garden 2 nights in a row. That was a record at the time. Apparently, there were enough people who wanted to listen to his “sh!t” comedy. What happened is that enough people whined, cried, and stomped their feet that he basically got banned from performing anywhere. That’s objective truth. And besides, why are you even here if he’s so terrible? Go watch someone who’s good, like Amy Schumer. 😂
So much for the FBI warning.
Ayyye fuck the FBI eh?
Something something statute of limitations
Ha ha.. you sure right about that
Your administration was very lax on that I guess
Fbi can eat s*** just ask Trump
I would pay crazy money to see him do this bit on Will Smith and Jada!
Will Smith would punch him out TOO!!!!
yesss
That would be a good fight.
You would have to be crazy .
I’d bet my bank account that Will wouldn’t slap Dice
Honey I got the tickets to the show. It'll be fun.
I saw Dice live in the 80's and some woman was so pissed at him that as Dice was leaving the stage this woman came up on stage ran up to him ready to hit him and Dice turned around and just knocked this girl out. The audience went crazy clapping and laughing!
"the good ol days"
Dice man has slapped out many whores
I'll bet she was a man hating feminist.
😂🤣
yeah that didn't happen. Nice story though
The thrill and enclosed feeling of a VHS tape. ♡
This is why I don't sit in the front row at comedy shows.
You are missing out.
I have my friends and girlfriend tell my family (and anyone else who will listen) about the time he completely trashed me, and how little he thought of me while doing it.
#highlight
Oh boy. I sat front and center at the comedy palace in Andover MA when he headlined there more than 20 years ago. I got DESTROYED….. but left with a greeting card lol. As in, he would read greeting cards he made instead of the nursery rhymes. He handed it to me as “gift” for taking the beating lol.
Hunny, got us the first row for this comedian Diceman
Andrew saw you in Montclair NJ in the early 90's a bunch of times, my side hurt I was laughing so hard. Your the best comedian in my opinion.
This poor guy in the crowd 😂😂😂
He must have gotten that jacket from "Beetlejuice" 😂😂
💯
Nah dog, Beetlejuice got the jacket FROM Dice.
The vampire having tea😉😆😅😄🤣😂🤣😄😅😆😉😀😃
The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane should have won the Academy Award.
"OH that's Stanley."
"Who's Stanley?
"You know like the power drill!"
Beetlejuice Dice Clay.
lol 12/16/19
#beetlejuice
Beetlejuice? 🫣
Imagine will Smith trying to slap Andrew dice clay lmao!
THE ABSOLUTE BEST!!!!
Takes a very creative mind regardless of how dark and sick it is to turn a simple conversation into a lot of ironic jokes very swiftly and quickly.
I saw him last year when Dice performed at the Punchline and he still killed.
The Diceman is a legend 🙌
Big dice fan from the UK, never actually seen this, think its the only one i aint seen, something to enjoy tonight
Back in the day when men were men and comdians were comedians! Love dice!
Classic Dice
Dice may not of been the greatest writer but he had a great delivery and a cool act.
he had neither of those things. He had shock value, people went for the shock factor.
@@Thistasteslikeass Triggered? You wasn't around in the 90's, were you...? Nobody was 'shocked' by this...
Eh, I think he had (and still has) a tremendous innate comedic timing and a great sense for what is and isn’t legitimately funny. Listen to any podcast or radio appearance (O&A) he’s been on in the past 10 years. Dude never lost his touch..
@@buttayobread505 I just listened to the Dice vs Jay Mohr episode of O&A he's so funny it's unbelievable.
Dice is a Top 10 comic of all time, without question.
"I'm just that fucken good" is one of my mottos
Ah, the dice man! Back when comedy was full throttle raunchy and funny!
The good old days before the woke pc shit
@@walterwhite1exactly!
Guys a legend.
never seen and a very big fan of dice - TY for uploading this one
Now we have never SEEN thrown in here. Typical Dice fans.
Binge watching dice man during this coronavirus lockdown b/s
We've been here too goddamn long
Thanks for taking the time to get this up on here!!
Thank you so much for puting this up I have been looking for this for a long time.
That's such a bad ass classic car behind him , the jacket compliments the car 😎👍
Auburn replica I have one
*Complements.
I’ll be the honest the most frustrating part of these kinda videos is the people acting like everyone’s getting upset about it lmao, like dude I haven’t seen a single comment getting upset just people getting upset about people getting upset
same as youre doing, laugh idiot!! Thats tge objective of comedy!! You thinking about dumbasses drags you into being a dumbasss...
Love the Dice man. It's a shame him and Sam couldn't get it together. RIP Sam.
Beetlejuice Beetle juice Beetle juice!!"
lmao
0lll
Tks much hope my daughter watches this!! 40 year contractor
Damn Diceman! Savage! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣☠️
Andrew Silverstein.
Most folks don't know he's Jewish!
this marathon obstacle course of yours should be entered in the Olympics..they can call it the diceathalon conversion games.
THIS MAN IS A MASTERPIECE!
He is
A national treasure
Like I said on his other video, being an Italian guy myself, I always laughed at him wanting to be Italian.
I've never seen, or met anyone who wanted to be Italian LOL! I swear it made him funnier to me.
Lol his name is Andrew Silverstein but he wants you to fuhgettaboutit
I’m Italian and From queens, Dice is from Brooklyn and I’m sure where he grew up had a ton of Italians and that’s why he took on that persona, it makes perfect sense
@@johnnyboy7144 Yes, all Newyorkers end up talking “italian” 🤣😂
@@riotpoliceTRELLI don’t recall him ever denying his that he’s Jewish, or that the Diceman is just a character. I believe he has cited the Fonz (another Jewish man portraying a Paisan) as an influence on the creation of said character.
lmaooo the way the video ends at such a perfect moment
Very good...soon you'll be talking in full sentences. Hilarious!!!😂
So fucking true. Long live the Diceman.
He looks like a 'happy fig' in that jacket
Him and A.O.C.make a great match
Seeing him again this weekend in Vancouver 😅
He's the f word version of Rodney dangerfeild
What year is this?
This is what's wrong with the world today: people are so easily offended that we are no longer allowed to laugh. I'll admit he was raw, but his character was incredibly funny and his jokes were too. If you cant go past the first degree, you have a problem, not we who laugh at this stuff. He gave one of the funniest stand up comedy show I ever saw. So much so that I had to stop the vhs (yes I'm that old) cause I was laughing so much it hurt. Good old days...
I love this guy!
Now that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard with my eyes
Guido-juice!
Guido-juice!
Guido-juice!
9 years later, im still comin back for more.... OOOHhhhhhhh
Legendary
With the swinging hips? You're right. Totally hilarious! rofl
one of the best
Love the dice man
Haha. The fbi warning at the beginning.
By far the most underated stand up comic of all time! Got him 5th all time favs
5th!!!? Who is 1 through 4?
@@aspenrebel carlin pryor ck chappele dice
@@louiet2679 what/who is "ck"?
@@aspenrebel wtf u asking me whos 1 through 4 and u dont know who louie is lol nice try go take q nap
@@louiet2679 nope and nope.
One of the funniest preformers ever
I don’t think I’ve ever seen this Dice is so freaking funny!! Luv the sex talk!!!
“…and you married her!”
I miss the 80s. Back when people actually had a sense of humor, they could take a joke, and had thick skin.
These days? Fuck, NOBODY could do this! FUCKING LEGEND.
The "Dice" man is actually very talented - more so than one would think just from watching this routine. But if you watch his early stand up shows one can see what A D Clay is really capable of - I do get the impression that he was strongly influenced by Rodney Dangerfield- Johnny Brennan Of the "Jerky Boys" in turn seems to have been heavily influenced by Andrew Dice Clay. For raunchy bathroom humour taking to the depths of the toilet - It's hard to match the Diceman" But I still think Dangerfield is the undisputed heavyweight champion of the "Bathroom" Genre. - Just my opinion.
Cyan Blackflower
Rodney never went dirty
@@patrickmcshane7658 Rodney's act was one one-liner after another - something most of today's comedians can't do.
Rodney wasn't blue though
@@andymcnab1764 - He probably didn't "need the money..."😆
Lenny Bruce was, is, & always will be the king of blue comedians!
I wish I could talk to people like he does the married couple and people applaud me
I love this guy
One of the best ever. They said before in the candy-ass you hurt my feelings country living now they would never put them on TV today. We live in a country full of non workers who collect off the government in a bunch of sissies
Dice rules!
Savage comedian absolutely brutal
Dice is the man he’s very good in Gravesend show season 2 …I also seen him in a old master p movie called foolish he was hilarious like always 😂😂😂
Dice is looking more like Beetlejuice in this.
The original Beetlejuice is hilarious!
Where's the rest of this? I'd love to see it. I never cared for Dice 'back in da day' but I came to like him later. That jacket he's wearing is out there!
It says 1 of 6, so search for the valentines tines day massacre 2,3,4,5 or 6
Dice is the funniestttttttt,,,
I was always surprised how many women liked his jokes.
Deep inside they’re just like the guys; they just won’t admit to it 🤣😂
What makes his comedy so great, and really people like George Carlin and others like that, is because they speak the 100% truth! Every guy has exactly the emotions and feelings and thoughts that he was describing here. LOL. And George Carlin, all he does is just tell you what the fuck is true and what's really going on out there. And it's funny as hell because the truth is always stranger than fiction
And Sam Kinison. RIP Sam.
never sit in the front row
This guys awesome
best ending ever.
Hes great.
this is fuckin hilarious
I had this on VHS growing up
2:20 This is only time I have ever heard a pianist sound like Elton John. (While composing incredible songs, it seems no one has ever noticed it, but Elton is an astoundingly great yet completely unheralded piano player.)
You be smokin' somethin' jack. He is not that big/popular. Dude has been near-broke for ages, ya jackass
Sorry, jerkoff, but he's doing just fine - www.andrewdiceclay.com/events/past
Bill Woo Pass that ganja, little woo woo...oww!
Elton John is completely unheralded. What rock do you live under anyway, Woo Woo? Elton is probably the richest piano player who ever lived, does not write any lyrics though. EJ remains very popular, unlike Dice.
I am piling on, because you kept insulting me. But seriously, he is recognized as a great piano player, your point is wrong. He is not a song-writer, Bernie writes the lyrics and then EJ builds around it.
Such a handsome man I loved his characters
Anyone know where I can watch or purchase the Dice 'I'm Over Here Now'? I'm in the UK and for some reason on amazon the dvd can't be shipped to here.
Thats Right !
This generation would cry & run out the place if they heard the dice man 👍🏾😝
Love your comedy dice.. I actually bought my wife a dust pan and a broom.. she looked at me and said. Your to much of a fan boy of dice.. yeh.. she knows me to well.. been a fan for 25 years.. your a legend.she is 20 years younger than me.. unbelievable ehh.. my secret to looking younger is laughing at your jokes 😂🤣🤣🤣🤘🍻Now I'm Gunna drink 6 six packs for of beer..pppfft.. stop smoking 😆
You’re*
@@ImToooLegit f*
I'm Over Here Now....✊
I suspect Dice is in reality in most ways, anyway, the opposite of what he portrays on stage. Now I don't mean "refined gentleman" or "statesman" but empathy and compassion are probably instantly accessible....... the man's got a functioning soul :) I was impressed when he'd said in an interview his parents are his best friends. Just don't....... you know...... let that outside these four walls..... capiche?
The dude that’s is screaming he’s a groupie 😂😂😂😂
Dice is relentless, don't sit in the front row ladies.
Valentines Day V.D.
Dice rules.
What's up with the beetlejuice look dice😂😂😂
Whys he dressed like Beetlejuice lol
You get a like for leaving the fbi warning on and ignoring it lol bahaha
I like how it begins with the FBI warning saying this copy is illegal 😆( I think)
OH YOU WHAT WERE WE ARGUING ABOUT
I love seeing comics ruin the front-row-ticket-holders night 😂😂😂
fuckn80s were the shit i grew up in DA DAYs ANDREW SHOW THESE NEW PUNKS WHAT ITs ALL ABOUT FUCKN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wow even CLUBS AND DA MUZIC WAZ DA oohHEH LETS ALL CHANT dice will always be THE BEST I WILL ALWAYS MISS DA80s and forever one of da BEST COMEDIANS LOVE YA DICE MAN.
Who the fuck’s sending TAPES?!
lol that couple got it