Dice's EPIC Rant About Friends, Family, and Fans | Joey Diaz

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2019
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  • @tonyreyes57
    @tonyreyes57 4 роки тому +419

    Idk why but dice reminds me of barnacle boy from spongebob here

  • @plasma9839
    @plasma9839 Рік тому +59

    It’s nice to see Joey laughing and smiling the way he gets other people do when they listen to him

    • @HookLineAndSinner
      @HookLineAndSinner 9 місяців тому

      Spot on! Also notice how he listens to dice? So cool to see Andy have some encapsulation over Joey. I’m really surprised this Podcast wasn’t 4 hours long.

  • @betrousaltaweel
    @betrousaltaweel 4 роки тому +273

    If he takes those glasses off the nose will come off too.

  • @bluebankrollarmy4384
    @bluebankrollarmy4384 4 роки тому +150

    His passion about Candy got me WEAK😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @15subarusti59
    @15subarusti59 Рік тому +16

    He's so smooth with reading Joey and changes subjects and direction at the perfect time lol he's so good at what he does

  • @yankeeblu
    @yankeeblu 4 роки тому +140

    Grumpy Dice is looking like a blind scuba diver.

    • @longdirtytoenails1076
      @longdirtytoenails1076 4 роки тому +1

      Damian Harrison 🙄

    • @badeugenecops4741
      @badeugenecops4741 3 роки тому

      Hahahahaha!

    • @pappyg9248
      @pappyg9248 2 роки тому +1

      He's not grumpy, he's worried that the fucking world will forget him and truths that he now is just a has been stand up act !!!!!! He's gray, old and unknown to the kids of millennials . He needs to learn to enjoy the money he's made because people don't care to see them or they wouldn't be watching free shows from a UA-cam channel. Nobody pays to go see Joey diaz, just like nobody cares what Andrew Dice Clay has to say in 2021

    • @jdtown6585
      @jdtown6585 2 роки тому

      Pretty decent looking hair transplant, though.

    • @shane6284
      @shane6284 2 роки тому +6

      Dice stole those glasses from Junior Saprano..

  • @notsafeforwork6389
    @notsafeforwork6389 4 роки тому +224

    He isn't wrong...people who claim to be friends really are only there for what you can do for them...family included, family can be worse at times.

    • @chuco915C
      @chuco915C 2 роки тому +23

      He isn’t right either. Some are like that some aren’t. Life lol

    • @Toshibaq
      @Toshibaq 2 роки тому +3

      Bollox

    • @JayDubb101
      @JayDubb101 2 роки тому +6

      Family is worse..imo

    • @TanMann23
      @TanMann23 2 роки тому +1

      @@JayDubb101 they are certainly worse. you can’t just stop talking to them, you’re still related and run into them at functions.

    • @Carlitosway2369
      @Carlitosway2369 2 роки тому +3

      Stop being a one of those ppl that has a brown nose. It doesn’t look good

  • @xXZackTheGuyXx
    @xXZackTheGuyXx 4 роки тому +108

    “There are no fuckin friends!” I’ve been going thru stuff with my “friends” and have been feeling that they’ve been indifferent towards me for quite some time. Thank you Dice and Thank you Joey for The Church.

    • @swanclipper
      @swanclipper 3 роки тому +9

      the struggle with friends is knowing what they're willing to do vs what they're capable of doing.
      i don't do anything for anybody beyond what doesn't take me away from my activities. if i'm meeting a friend and that friend doesn't have money but would like a drink or some basic shopping, i'm fine with that. if a friend asks me to do technology stuff i'll do it but in my own time, not theirs.
      never expect anything from anybody. you are alone and you will die alone. your life is the only kind in existence. you exist exactly once. we have two choices to pick from. pretend everything is great/terrible and be overly optimistic/pessimistic, or, we can accept life as it is, knowing bad things and good things happen with no ultimate reward / punishment.
      you can ask people for things, but you can't expect YOUR IDEAL RESPONSE. why? because they are alive too. thier lives are just as unique as yours and as such are no more or less important to them (generally). a standard off the shelf friend will say crappy words of comfort. a true friend will exacerbate options to provide it.
      i've experienced the latter, however, it came with the caveat that i MUST repay it like a debt, which in turn is nullifying the original gesture of goodwill. nobody owes me for what i do, to think so is a monumental exaggeration of the worth of any action. the most you will get from me is "thanks" and "i'll try to do the same one day!" but never "how can i repay you oh great and merciful friend?"

    • @psychedelicfright85
      @psychedelicfright85 3 роки тому +2

      He's right. No fucking friends.

    • @tedluebke6207
      @tedluebke6207 2 роки тому

      @@swanclipper wow that was a long rant I gave up halfway through I guess that doesn't make me a good friend I just read it now and I guess that was two or three months ago

    • @bezzer1185
      @bezzer1185 2 роки тому +5

      It’s not true man, true friends do exist. I’m here to tell everyone

    • @jedsteelwell2354
      @jedsteelwell2354 2 роки тому +1

      @@bezzer1185 everyone is true til you find out they're not! Never trust anyone 100% they'll end up letting you down!

  • @michaelkenyon6173
    @michaelkenyon6173 2 роки тому +20

    Dice: “ I’m not a people person.”
    😂

  • @briancorcoran8266
    @briancorcoran8266 4 роки тому +71

    If you’ve ever seen oceans 11. The Rueben character talks exactly like Dice. And wears the same glasses. Maybe Dice was his inspiration for the character

    • @garciab677
      @garciab677 4 роки тому +8

      Yo!!!! Spot on👌

    • @mragunathan1627
      @mragunathan1627 4 роки тому +1

      son of a bitch! good spotting lol

    • @deadendfriends1975
      @deadendfriends1975 3 роки тому +1

      Swifty Lazar

    • @Nahhhhhhson
      @Nahhhhhhson 2 роки тому +1

      Dice IS a character that Andrew created lol

    • @TheYagimi
      @TheYagimi 2 роки тому +2

      dude acts like every other person from that area

  • @jamiepreston1490
    @jamiepreston1490 11 місяців тому +7

    Dice is a totally different kind of a comedian. That's a good thing!

  • @melaniexoxo
    @melaniexoxo Рік тому +11

    The candy. He’s right about hot tamales. Epic interview. 😂

  • @airreed2012
    @airreed2012 Рік тому +6

    im so glad to see these two together

  • @polecat4599
    @polecat4599 3 роки тому +29

    "I'm not a people person?" He never stops with the comedy!

  • @markm734
    @markm734 4 роки тому +53

    Dice is doing Anthony Cumia's impression of Dice now.

  • @plainsimple244
    @plainsimple244 Рік тому +20

    When Dice tells the truth to the core of the feeling and the root of the problem/situation, that's when he's at his best and funniest.

  • @ronieashley8258
    @ronieashley8258 2 роки тому +31

    The more I become financially independent the worse it has become. The greatest disappointment was family stabbing me in the back. So true you just have to figure it out and move on.

  • @clintstegall1069
    @clintstegall1069 Рік тому +8

    The older you get, the less patience you have for stupidity and being around ignorant people. You have been there in that situation and know the consequences especially dealing with a drunk that can’t hold their liquor.

  • @stoneyj1a1
    @stoneyj1a1 Рік тому +7

    Dice man still makes ya laugh

  • @themooseling
    @themooseling 4 роки тому +39

    Thanks Joey, for having the king of comedy and refreshing our souls
    ..

  • @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind
    @thinkpadBentnoseTheBlind Рік тому +6

    I love the Dice man. Really great guy.

  • @Mikepacovsky30
    @Mikepacovsky30 4 роки тому

    Thank you so much Coco. I love your UA-cam channel !!

  • @woods5671
    @woods5671 3 роки тому +13

    Dice looks like an old school mafia hit man

  • @elliemccarthy3487
    @elliemccarthy3487 2 роки тому +2

    So relate with the relatives that’s gold

  • @mragunathan1627
    @mragunathan1627 9 місяців тому

    This is some of the funniest bits ive ever seen from Dice. Talent. To be funny just being yourself.

  • @jakezywek6852
    @jakezywek6852 4 роки тому +23

    Diaz in awe of Dice.

  • @stingingmetal9648
    @stingingmetal9648 Рік тому +5

    I've been saying that for a while. There is no such thing as friends, if not superficial and temporary. Life is a journey.

  • @Nevernotpushing
    @Nevernotpushing 4 роки тому +12

    Good morning Uncle Joey! Love waking and baking to these morning uploads. Keep it up!

  • @BigbudsBigbuds
    @BigbudsBigbuds 4 роки тому +31

    Dice and joey are perfect duo😂😂

  • @jimmybanta4520
    @jimmybanta4520 2 роки тому +2

    I never expected to learn so much about candy 🍬 from dice 🎲 on this video

  • @berkinant
    @berkinant 7 місяців тому

    The best!!! Respect!!!

  • @r.edward5701
    @r.edward5701 4 роки тому +14

    I quit drinking 3 years ago,, I love candy now. Fuck em dice.
    Any of y'all quit drinking and notice your "friends" stop calling?

    • @D-Fens_1632
      @D-Fens_1632 Рік тому +2

      Yeah I substituted a booze problem for a sugar problem. As for the friends, it wasn't so much them going away, though that happened too, but mostly I just realized I didn't like most of them when I really thought about it.

    • @Eman-vp5wk
      @Eman-vp5wk 11 місяців тому

      No, I didn't notice. Fuck them

  • @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy
    @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy 8 місяців тому +1

    2 legends and Lee too!
    "YOU BELONG ... IN A BOX 📦" 😄

  • @Khoros-Mythos
    @Khoros-Mythos 11 місяців тому +1

    As a fellow sweet tooth I appreciate how Dice can go on passionate rants and raves about candy packaging and the benefits of full bar tootsie rolls over the mini's. God Bless.

  • @bthomas6685
    @bthomas6685 3 роки тому +1

    True Legends!

  • @cameron1975williams
    @cameron1975williams Рік тому +4

    A naturally gifted actor.

  • @Czechbound
    @Czechbound Рік тому +5

    The cut off gloves, and the unsmoked cigarette is like self-parody. So at least he still has a sense of humour.

    • @Whatt787
      @Whatt787 Рік тому +1

      No, Dice had a heart attack, doctors told him to quit smoking, he still likes holding a cigarette

    • @Czechbound
      @Czechbound Рік тому

      @@Whatt787 He looks ridiculous. And not in a good way for a comic. He needs to move into the 2023's

    • @Whatt787
      @Whatt787 Рік тому

      @@Czechbound Of course I agree with you that he looks ridiculous, keeping the same outfit as 40 years ago--But that's his act, that's what his fans want, he's still performing a lot, even today---and holding the cigarette is fine with me, he's had the willpower to stop smoking for 5 years now, my brother didn't and he's dead now

    • @Czechbound
      @Czechbound Рік тому

      @@Whatt787 Sorry for your loss. I read that 50% of smokers die from smoking one way or the other. I respect Dice that he's his own man and appears to have been consistent in his approach to things for decades. I've not seen him in an acting role, but I'll search him out. And again, sorry for the loss of your brother.

  • @ConsiderTheCrows
    @ConsiderTheCrows 4 роки тому +44

    Beginnings of a hilarious skit. Wtf a man can't like candy? I can't get a box of Mike and Ikes without somebody breakin my balls? Fogetaboutit! Lol

  • @damnationdefied777
    @damnationdefied777 2 роки тому +3

    hes like harry caray just waitin on a headshake a little bit after those angry moments he has going on

  • @donaldteal6315
    @donaldteal6315 Рік тому +8

    Dice man legend of comedy . Truely one of a kind. Cool as always. God bless .✝️🕊️

    • @CP-gg1ke
      @CP-gg1ke 2 місяці тому

      He ain't dead cocksucka, whats with the bird?

  • @tysonmadding8559
    @tysonmadding8559 3 роки тому +3

    Dice is the fucking best ...no one else even comes close to what he does

  • @bufordteejustice1119
    @bufordteejustice1119 Рік тому

    Saw Dice this past February at Sidesplitters in Tampa. He was great.

  • @mstone1212
    @mstone1212 4 місяці тому

    Andrew dice clay is the man . Old school in his leather jacket man the memories thanks . The best 100 .

  • @joekewl13
    @joekewl13 Рік тому +4

    I just viewed this clip but It speaks volumes about Joe Diaz that he would call Dice just two days ago and 🎲 is already there on the podcast that speaks volumes it really does because people that are full of s*** you know tend to make you wait for no reason whatsoever but just to bust your balls and Dice definitely has a life he still funny as f*** and I certainly appreciate him being on the podcast I grew up going to school say the Georgie Porgie poem in school so that was amazing so thanks to Dice and JD for inviting him.

  • @joaoportesantava1412
    @joaoportesantava1412 Рік тому +2

    The 80’s and 90’s are gone. I say 80’s and 90’s because everything before was epic and the 80’s and 90’s was the end! People are different today in every which way and it’s a shame. Social media has changed it all and not for the better

  • @delaxanexel44
    @delaxanexel44 3 роки тому +4

    Yoo he named every candy 😂😂😂 "the mike n ikes"

  • @Chrisicola
    @Chrisicola 3 роки тому

    Love Dice.

  • @NDemanuele1
    @NDemanuele1 2 роки тому +4

    Candy = Poonanny
    Dice is one of the comedians I want to see the most! My god, I would have a laugh attack!!...LMAO!!
    When is he coming to the SF Bay Area??
    You youngsters out there have no idea! Dice is probably the last of the raunchy comics out there! A true legend!!!

  • @jdtown6585
    @jdtown6585 2 роки тому +1

    Dice takes off those glasses and Joey would be like "Dice, Dice, I'm over hear. Open your eyes, Dice."

  • @HeaRtllesSs
    @HeaRtllesSs 7 місяців тому

    I keep coming back to this rant
    I'm never coming over!!!
    and
    Cause there are no fucking friends !!
    is hysterical.

  • @livin3179
    @livin3179 4 роки тому +1

    “So I stopped fuckin buyin em”...😂😂😂

  • @HookLineAndSinner
    @HookLineAndSinner 9 місяців тому

    The one guest Diaz never interrupted. Respect..

  • @juventusfc0520
    @juventusfc0520 Рік тому +1

    Dice kills me 😂😂

  • @martitinkovich4489
    @martitinkovich4489 2 роки тому +2

    Diceman: "help!!!!!! I'm the Nutty Professor's alter ego and I can't get out!

  • @haris6067
    @haris6067 4 роки тому +10

    12:01 "I'm not a people person."😂😂

  • @Toxicity3431
    @Toxicity3431 4 роки тому +1

    EPIC!

  • @dannymadrid1822
    @dannymadrid1822 2 роки тому

    Dice man, been do your Thang 4 many moons 🌙. you tha man , broham

  • @SamSinghComic
    @SamSinghComic 6 місяців тому

    Joey Diaz and Dice Clay in the same room. Legendary moment.

  • @johnhungerford6073
    @johnhungerford6073 2 роки тому +1

    He popped out for a bit but now he is back 😂

  • @factorx3658
    @factorx3658 Рік тому

    priceless!! :D

  • @jaykayalampkin1203
    @jaykayalampkin1203 Рік тому +1

    Short visit equal long friendships

  • @briansavage932
    @briansavage932 4 роки тому +18

    These two are the perfect pair.

  • @normanengelhardtiii3075
    @normanengelhardtiii3075 Рік тому +2

    This was heartbreaking

  • @ryanlyle9201
    @ryanlyle9201 4 роки тому +22

    I never liked candy much as a kid. But now I’m an adult who can drive to Walmart at 2am for pounds of unwrapped Starbursts.
    Been paperless for 3 years.

    • @ottomattix86
      @ottomattix86 4 роки тому +3

      Jesus fuck.
      Unwrapped starburst!? I need to be where your at 😂

    • @maryhadley7373
      @maryhadley7373 4 роки тому +1

      Ryan Lyle Starburst come unwrapped????

    • @ryanlyle9201
      @ryanlyle9201 4 роки тому +3

      mary hadley the wrappers were the only thing slowing me down from eating a whole bag

    • @jaredgreen3232
      @jaredgreen3232 3 роки тому +2

      Unwrapping makes the experience better. Not with now and laters though.

    • @ryanlyle9201
      @ryanlyle9201 3 роки тому +1

      @@jaredgreen3232 oh man i can envision the multi colored shards of now and later all over my desk

  • @medievalknievel
    @medievalknievel 2 роки тому +1

    Back in an hour back , get it

  • @mstone1212
    @mstone1212 4 місяці тому

    Anderew Dic .Clay .. is the man ! i could just sit back listen too him rant and drink scotch and learn a true NY City Native. Like my never seen much uncle .

  • @schilsguitarist
    @schilsguitarist 18 днів тому

    "Florida....it's like the walking fucking dead down there" LMAO!🤣

  • @marchowardsinisterexaggerator
    @marchowardsinisterexaggerator 3 роки тому +13

    Dice is one of the greatest standup comics ever mad props .

    • @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy
      @Go_EZ-ier_On_Us_And_Enjoy 8 місяців тому +1

      I always think of Bill Hicks, Lenny Bruce and George Carlin as beyond funny and influential - but Dice is up there too most definitely! Joey is absolutely tremendous as well!! Take care!
      👍

  • @victordasilva5255
    @victordasilva5255 4 роки тому

    So true....

  • @paineintheass233
    @paineintheass233 8 місяців тому

    dice morphing into buddy "dice" love is the best career transition ever.

  • @aaronfram7501
    @aaronfram7501 4 роки тому +2

    I understand your candy passion andrew!

  • @paineintheass233
    @paineintheass233 8 місяців тому

    dice knows his fucking candy. he just gave me flashbacks.

  • @silva-qe6ev
    @silva-qe6ev 4 роки тому

    So true

  • @yolandasalvador7993
    @yolandasalvador7993 2 роки тому +5

    Dice needs to do podcasting and stream it on youtube

  • @amck72
    @amck72 4 роки тому +11

    Dice looks like Mr. Magoo with those glasses and that nose of his.

  • @advancedtheories1332
    @advancedtheories1332 4 роки тому +5

    Dice looks like Sally Bugs.

  • @jeffycease9099
    @jeffycease9099 2 роки тому +4

    Dice is still legendary

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 Рік тому

      And it's shriveling him up like a raison

    • @Eman-vp5wk
      @Eman-vp5wk 11 місяців тому

      @@Bubbles99718 what is

    • @Bubbles99718
      @Bubbles99718 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Eman-vp5wk The Dice persona. It consumed him

  • @crsantin
    @crsantin Рік тому

    I had diabetes for half a minute 😂

  • @valetudo530
    @valetudo530 4 роки тому +5

    "You know why? Because they are no fuckin friends"
    "I'm never commin over!..ya understand??"
    LOL

  • @donnajones1603
    @donnajones1603 2 роки тому +2

    Those huge square shaped glasses started way back in early "70's with old time comedians like George Burns, Jack Benny etc.

  • @user-ye9ph5iq5z
    @user-ye9ph5iq5z 3 роки тому +1

    Dice Rules

  • @geohnavarro2231
    @geohnavarro2231 Рік тому

    I’m never goin over”

  • @mynameispaul0530
    @mynameispaul0530 4 роки тому +13

    LOL he turned out about like everyone thought he would.

  • @zakur0hako
    @zakur0hako 2 роки тому +1

    05:50 "And who gives a fuck?" lol

  • @Mac181
    @Mac181 Рік тому

    2:42 he’s I wish I had a candy store like that around my crib

  • @keennickolas8575
    @keennickolas8575 3 роки тому +2

    xDDD "definitely NOT a people person" xDD ... but funny in his own right xD

  • @heatherdale5571
    @heatherdale5571 10 місяців тому

    Fir better or worse...God Bless Andrew Dice Clay.

  • @GK-nb1td
    @GK-nb1td 2 роки тому +3

    Ok, so grandpa Dice is a shell of his former self. Like a badass uncle thats reduced to watching Wheel of Fortune at 7pm exactly... bada bing! Wait, uncle Dice is sleeping.

    • @nickalbia4739
      @nickalbia4739 2 роки тому

      That's what age can do to people.Especially famous people when fame is no longer there

    • @boomstickcritique902
      @boomstickcritique902 2 роки тому

      Thats what everyone becomes when there older what did you expect lol.

  • @BOBBYSOX86
    @BOBBYSOX86 2 роки тому

    Joey's laugh sounds like a percolating iron lol

  • @johnguanciale258
    @johnguanciale258 4 роки тому

    I love this fuckin guy.

  • @partyendsat9235
    @partyendsat9235 4 роки тому

    Tootsie rolls BROOOOOOOO

  • @christopherbiondi13
    @christopherbiondi13 4 роки тому +5

    He looks like Sol Rosenberg

  • @christopherking4932
    @christopherking4932 Рік тому

    Hilarious 😂

  • @leveraged6694
    @leveraged6694 Рік тому

    Nice to see Mr. Magoo again

  • @maninthebox3863
    @maninthebox3863 4 роки тому +19

    Those glasses are an extension of his anger

  • @redram5150
    @redram5150 4 роки тому

    I’m the same way with Tootsie Pops. Start with grape, then cherry, orange, pomegranate, and end with raspberry. I don’t mess with the chocolate ones.

  • @Patriot66699
    @Patriot66699 2 роки тому +1

    Dice is still the best lol

  • @KINGABYSS111
    @KINGABYSS111 3 роки тому

    I need that shirt

    • @mickyzzzeee
      @mickyzzzeee 2 роки тому

      It’s epic. Where can we find them?

  • @donnydonnybrook8131
    @donnydonnybrook8131 Рік тому

    %100 ✊

  • @mastercheese6950
    @mastercheese6950 4 роки тому +2

    This guy is real i like it