*Side Note* I saw her on facebook a year ago but didn't have the balls to add her or anything. So I blocked her out of fear of her finding me LMFAO *Cries*
+Ahmaruko The Awesome One Lol no. I simply was more interested in my spending time with my friends that I only see during summer then with a girl I'll probably never see after that summer
most embarrassing moment for me was like 2nd grade right and like it was during a perfect attendance ceremony thing and basically I'm zoning out, just completely day dreaming, and in my peripheral vision I see like 4 kids to my right get up, so I'm like oh we getting in line and we gon dip, well essentially that was not the case, the kids next to me were called up cuz they needed to go to the stage and claim their almighty awards of amazingness and shit and like a dumbass I followed them to the stage still kinda zoned out, had no idea what was going on, for a second I thought I had an award too for something, "most times jumped off the playground slide and survived" or some shit, so I went up to the stage followed all the other kids and it goes dead silent. Everyone was staring. I could feel the heat from their stares fam, they was looking at me like a lion looks at lunch. I'm like "uhhhhh... where's my thing?" and my teacher, this how much of a bitch she was, she said, straight into the mic, cuz she couldn't just whisper it like a decent human being cuz she was like 2 feet away from me "Jacob you're not supposed to be up here" and I was like fuuuuuucckkkk... Everyone laughed at me (was a big ass elementary school fam like a good 200 kids) and I was just standing there shaking kinda cuz back then I had mad stage fright and I was turning red cuz no lie i was kinda pissed cuz like idk fam now everyone knows my name and shit u feel me, so idk I was getting red and shaking, think I lost my mind for a sec cuz I heard a voice telling me "ask to go to the bathroom, but don't look awkward, play it smooth" and my awkward ass like hiccups and shit screaming "can I go pee?" and everyone laughed again and I was like yeah kill me now god, but then my teacher interrupted my suicidal thoughts and was like "ok go ahead" and I was like yes, I fucking did it, crazy voice came in the cut fam, clutch is ur new name voice, thank you, u saved me, thanks aannnnndddd i fucked up. I... heheh... I turned to exit the stage but like I didn't realize how close I was to the edge and thought the stage had more room, and I basically took a ghost step, like I put my feet on air expecting nice ass mahogany stage floor but nOoOoOoOo, I ate shit. I fucking GTA V ragdolled like crazy and hit my head hella hard, shit got blurry, I was like this it, I'm done, goodbye worl the last sound I will hear is the laughter of a buncha kids, "feel dispair" *dies* no but I was escorted to the nurses and everyday for the next like 2 weeks nobody let me forget that shit, that's what I was known for I was the stage kidd, it sucked. that was my first ever L
Jacob Flores Nigga, if you don't get this light work the fuck on outta here. The day your girl breaks up with you, you start crying like a bitch, walk out of the classroom, and that same girl has to consult you all in the same day, then you can talk about talking L's.
I thought this was amusing at the begining, but for some reason I lost it and laughed hard at the "How did you punch that guy you're fighting?" remark. Not even Afro's editing on it, just the line itself made me burst out laughing for some reason.
I was listening to this on my laptop in school with my female friend and she was behind my chair playing minecraft on a different tab, then i heard "I IMMEDIATELY GOT THE BIGGEST BONG BONG!" And she IMMEDIATLEY got off of minecraft. :( Thanks Senju. Thanks. :'(
This video is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. When afrosenju said HELP ME after Stephanie shook hands with Jimmy, that is straight up rape 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nobody is gonna see this but something like this happened to me I was at school in the library with this tiny ass couch with a girl I like and it was small but not cramped but she started to lean on me while we were both looking at something I was doing on my phone a few minutes later she gets uncomfortably close but it didn’t get further then that I feel like I had a opportunity to make a move but I didn’t. Fun fact I still go to school with this girl so next time something like that happens with her I’ll be ready😎
DAMN AFRO you have the craziest stories I was laughing my ass off the whole time the part that got me was when you farted she still had her hand on Jimmy LMFAO #WHENYMCAGOESWRONG
9:10 & 10:55 Bruh, I'm fucking weak, I can't. lmfao Goddamn though, the moment you said something about your stomach, I lowkey almost thought you were gonna say you threw up on her or something. But damn...that shiet's crazy, yo, that's messed. ;_;
*Side Note* I saw her on facebook a year ago but didn't have the balls to add her or anything. So I blocked her out of fear of her finding me LMFAO *Cries*
+AfroSenju XL™ wow
+AfroSenju XL™ best yet
+AfroSenju XL™ where you gay at that time no offense
+AfroSenju XL™ I'm sorry for you
+Ahmaruko The Awesome One Lol no. I simply was more interested in my spending time with my friends that I only see during summer then with a girl I'll probably never see after that summer
She better not touch my controller.😂
She did more than touch it
She was playin with his joystick
The biggest L of all time award goes to.....
+Killstreak2 Meek Mill still holds that award sadly. Maybe one day I'll be able to take it from him :[
+AfroSenju XL™ Idk, y'all in close competition man, I felt the embarrassment from this vid and felt bad for laughing so hard lmao.
+AfroSenju XL™ meek mill got globally embarrassed and still has Nicki. I think you take it
+Jay Banks I take it back. He's just proved me wrong
+AfroSenju XL it's alright my man I had a similar situation too
Someone needs to animate this.
That would be so fucking hilarious
Just like swoozies
Bro blew her away..LITERALLY!!
most embarrassing moment for me was like 2nd grade right and like it was during a perfect attendance ceremony thing and basically I'm zoning out, just completely day dreaming, and in my peripheral vision I see like 4 kids to my right get up, so I'm like oh we getting in line and we gon dip, well essentially that was not the case, the kids next to me were called up cuz they needed to go to the stage and claim their almighty awards of amazingness and shit and like a dumbass I followed them to the stage still kinda zoned out, had no idea what was going on, for a second I thought I had an award too for something, "most times jumped off the playground slide and survived" or some shit, so I went up to the stage followed all the other kids and it goes dead silent. Everyone was staring. I could feel the heat from their stares fam, they was looking at me like a lion looks at lunch. I'm like "uhhhhh... where's my thing?" and my teacher, this how much of a bitch she was, she said, straight into the mic, cuz she couldn't just whisper it like a decent human being cuz she was like 2 feet away from me "Jacob you're not supposed to be up here" and I was like fuuuuuucckkkk... Everyone laughed at me (was a big ass elementary school fam like a good 200 kids) and I was just standing there shaking kinda cuz back then I had mad stage fright and I was turning red cuz no lie i was kinda pissed cuz like idk fam now everyone knows my name and shit u feel me, so idk I was getting red and shaking, think I lost my mind for a sec cuz I heard a voice telling me "ask to go to the bathroom, but don't look awkward, play it smooth" and my awkward ass like hiccups and shit screaming "can I go pee?" and everyone laughed again and I was like yeah kill me now god, but then my teacher interrupted my suicidal thoughts and was like "ok go ahead" and I was like yes, I fucking did it, crazy voice came in the cut fam, clutch is ur new name voice, thank you, u saved me, thanks aannnnndddd i fucked up. I... heheh... I turned to exit the stage but like I didn't realize how close I was to the edge and thought the stage had more room, and I basically took a ghost step, like I put my feet on air expecting nice ass mahogany stage floor but nOoOoOoOo, I ate shit. I fucking GTA V ragdolled like crazy and hit my head hella hard, shit got blurry, I was like this it, I'm done, goodbye worl the last sound I will hear is the laughter of a buncha kids, "feel dispair" *dies* no but I was escorted to the nurses and everyday for the next like 2 weeks nobody let me forget that shit, that's what I was known for I was the stage kidd, it sucked. that was my first ever L
Nooooo tell me how it ends, I must know or it will haunt me for the rest of my life!!
Mxster_m2 that is the end my brotha
+Jacob Ōkami My god. I feel so bad for you, man. We've all had terrible moments, wish people could be more understanding.
Jacob Flores Nigga, if you don't get this light work the fuck on outta here. The day your girl breaks up with you, you start crying like a bitch, walk out of the classroom, and that same girl has to consult you all in the same day, then you can talk about talking L's.
Hypnos The Sloth God Damn bru thats...that’s brutal 😂😂
Your life is lit 😂😂😂
Delalipop ikr
that was funny asf dude had me rollin for a good minute
LMAO Shaking hands with Jimmy 😂😂😂
Jimmy🤣🤣🤣🤣
I thought this was amusing at the begining, but for some reason I lost it and laughed hard at the "How did you punch that guy you're fighting?" remark. Not even Afro's editing on it, just the line itself made me burst out laughing for some reason.
I guess I should've mentioned I thought the whole video was great, but that line just struck me as hilarious for some reason.
Who else thought he was going to say he vomited on her?
heck yeah lol
Me
i did too
i wish
"Oh yeah me too" LMAO if you knew what that meant JIMMY wouldve POPPED out
i thought he was gonna say he barfed on her
Same here
I thought he was gonna say he nutted on her hand
+Kush Boy me too
+Zion Harris lmao
+Spritecorp I thought he was gonna shit on her
Damn I'm late af but I swear I was crying by the end of this video.
5:53
"It was at that moment senju knew he fucked up"😂😏
lmfao
I absolutely died when you said she was shaking hands with jimmy
Same bro Holy Shit lol
The 'DIUGH!" Dashie reference?
Well he couldn't say dick
“Richard was his name and being a betrayer was his game” lmao I’m dead 😂😂😂😂
it's all Richards fault
+A Davis Richard seems really fucking cool actually.
"She said, `I'm horny`... I didn't know what that meant at the time so I said, `Me too!`" LMFAOOO
Jimmy was havin' so much fun until you ruined it. xd
he lucky af, if i were u i woulda let jimmy loose😂
SONIC THE HEDGEHOG Mr. Wilson needs a little massage if you know what I mean
J. rOy I would have whipped out jimmy so fast
I come back to this once a year and it’s always hilarious
"it smelled bro.... it had a smell bro......" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg Afro i feel your pain....
Boy I would be like come here baby girl
That's the Mentality I like to see! :D
Ayyeee yo imma full hear the video first 😂😂😂 😂😂😂😂 the last few minutes took me out
never laughed hard in my life
That Like Woah instrumental playing in the background at first tho 🙌🏾🔥
One of the most funniest and entertaining stories i've ever heard lol
Respect from Germany man. I love your videos already for a long while ! :P
I miss this content 😂😂💯💯💯 relatable tales man #SenjuTales
My nigga I felt the embarrassment through the screen!...like I could just imagine myself in the same situation...my BOI senju took that L bruh😂😂😂
2:05 what is the name of the music bro it’s so fire someone tell me pls🔥
Aaaaaah Oh My God...I'm smiling and crying all at the same time. That was the best Senju Tales Afro
4 years later and i’m still here bro...
bruh this is gold.... best 14 minutes of my day 😂😂😂
this would have been the best day of my life.
Years late I find this video and I'm laughing my ass off man! 😂
#TakeItToTheTemple
Afro this shit was funny as hell. I can relate to acting weird with chicks in middle school 😂
Im feelin the logic vibes in the background my dawg
This video was funny asf😂😂
Yo!!! I started crying laughing bro!!! 😂😂😂
I respect you for being able to tell that story. That was funny af bro LOL
This got me WEAK ASFFFFFFF😂😂😂😂😂
Right when he said "what ended up happening" I already knew. Shit was bouta get... like just damn
I was listening to this on my laptop in school with my female friend and she was behind my chair playing minecraft on a different tab, then i heard "I IMMEDIATELY GOT THE BIGGEST BONG BONG!" And she IMMEDIATLEY got off of minecraft. :( Thanks Senju. Thanks. :'(
did she say or do anything or just left
Quite possibly my favorite #SenjuTale. I'm dead, bruh! BoBo's Bizarre Adventure!
Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooi 5:45 yooooooo I don’t think ya see how underrated this moment is
That was so funny i was dying I couldn't breathe Afro mann 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Defiantly one of ur best vide yet!
I could not stop laughing bruh when u said u tooted😂😂😂😂😂
I feel sorry for you afro R.I.P.
Afro my dude! You killin me with these videos!
Omg I thought I was I was going to die while watching this video 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 funniest story I ever heard Im sorry that happened but that is hilarious
This story hurt me
This happened at a YMCA? XD My YMCA was nothing like that
Spider Core exactly bruh I thought the same shit😂
*She was shaking hands with Jimmy....* xD
Brah theses videos are so good man lmao jimmy wouldn’t stay down
"I'm a boy low key " wait lol
+PR0z S0nic he means like immature lmao
"Even tho Richard betrayed me he was my bus buddy". Awe man that made my night.
Best story ever 😂😂😂😂😂
Yo I've got a story that blows this out the water but still bro you've got some of the worst luck and bowel control 😂
Till this day the fam know meet me in the bottom part of dat map get dat ass stomped 😂😂😂😂
Senju Tales are gold no 🧢😂
Best senju tale yet lmao
RICHARD KNEW WHAT WAS UP!!!
This video is the funniest thing I've seen in a while. When afrosenju said HELP ME after Stephanie shook hands with Jimmy, that is straight up rape 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This story got me “Like Woah”
im actually crying omg
Bruhhhhh this shit got me WEAK
I know that feeling when Jimmy gets hyper, your stomach starts to hurt a bit.
"I never saw any of them again." fucking hilarious
Aww man Afro I feel for you man. I had an instance where something like that happened to me minus the embarrassing part and being in public.
Nobody is gonna see this but something like this happened to me I was at school in the library with this tiny ass couch with a girl I like and it was small but not cramped but she started to lean on me while we were both looking at something I was doing on my phone a few minutes later she gets uncomfortably close but it didn’t get further then that I feel like I had a opportunity to make a move but I didn’t. Fun fact I still go to school with this girl so next time something like that happens with her I’ll be ready😎
12:30-12:50 most funnies part sht had my day first time watching these senjutales
I just lost so much respect for you 😂😂
9:06 " im a boy lowkey" i slammed my desk sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard
Haha bro it's ok ur doing way better now haha btw that story was high key hilarious
😂💀💀💀 I thought he was gonna say he threw up . Lmfao !! She dipped too ... damn ..
AS SOON AS YOU SAID "YOU FARTED" I DIED XD
that akame ga kill music tho 😂
He needs to make more senju tales
DAMN AFRO you have the craziest stories I was laughing my ass off the whole time the part that got me was when you farted she still had her hand on Jimmy LMFAO #WHENYMCAGOESWRONG
RIP growing up sucks
Bro i was wheezing so hard bro when you farted
😂😂😂😂 I love you Afro I had the same problems.
This is the funniest shiz I have ever seen😂
Damn bruh thats tough!! For real I feel for you man!!
9:10 & 10:55 Bruh, I'm fucking weak, I can't. lmfao Goddamn though, the moment you said something about your stomach, I lowkey almost thought you were gonna say you threw up on her or something. But damn...that shiet's crazy, yo, that's messed. ;_;
Bro this shit too funny 😂😂
Bruh!!!!!!! i am sorry for your loss
bruh, i cant stop lmao
funniest vid on your channel hands down
I laughed so hard when I heard that he farted omg I'm in tears 😂
The Feelsssss. I feel for you bro!
lol too funny man thanks for the laugh good for you
im watching this in 2018 crying lmfaoo
I just noticed the akame ga kill soundtrack in the background