how to design a trashy gay romance book cover
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- Опубліковано 17 гру 2018
- Brandonthebookaddict made me do this. My jokes are about to have me demonetised.
A tutorial on how to design those trashy gay erotic covers that hurt my eyes, my nose and my lips.
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✶ MY LINKS ✶
BUSINESS ENQUIRIES/BOOK COVER & DESIGN REQUESTS
↪ itsdivyagrg@gmail.com
INSTAGRAM
↪ / itsdivyag
TWITTER
↪ / itsdivyag
GOODREADS
↪ / divya-g
(my account is set to private so to add me as a friend open up the page in a desktop setting if you are using a mobile device/tablet)
✶ VIDEO DETAILS ✶
CAMERA
↪ Canon 650D
VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE
↪ Sony Vegas Pro 15
FONTS (most commonly used)
↪ Comic Sans
↪ Ariel
THUMBNAIL
↪ Photoshop CC
SONGS
↪ Lakey Inspired - Chill Day
↪ Marty Gots a Plan Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
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↪ Charley Langer - Gray Skies
↪ Silent Partner - Lurking - Розваги
The ‘G’stands for *’GONE WITH THE GAY’*
Hey Ellias!
the g stands for get divya some help *please*
wow rude
...
And true
I would like your comment
But it has 666 likes
the g stands for gAy
@@diya-rc4fr 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
What does the g stand for? The g stands for *gay erotica*
Why is no one talking about "He was a triceraTOP" ? 😂😂
underrated joke ngl
Ikr!!! Maybe it's a bit esoteric
@@lovemedo5060 no, i think its keter.
Sounds legitimately like something from Chuck Tingle.
Ι saw the word gay and I'm here hi
honestly what a mood
We stan an icon
Big mood
And I'm here...
*BI*
I greatly apolagize, actually... I don't 🤣
"Oh mr stark, im feeling so good" you CANT do this to me divya jesus crist you cant
IT'S TOO SOON.
It will always be too soon
@@stardust5249abc did you survive?
Divya's like 'everyone I've ever had a crush on is gay' and I'm just over here like all the people I ever have a crush on are straight 😂
that's a whole mood
Saaame
me too
Same
The g stands for goddamit there's another wattpad ya movie adaptation?
Wattpad *fanfiction* movie adaptations
Another one??????
“mr. stark, i am feeling. . .so good” divya nO
divya YESS
“Joystick”: it’s about professional Pac-Man players falling in love while actively competing against each other in a Pac-Man tournament.
I’d read it
Your curse is what I call the reverse lesbian curse. Every girl I (a fellow gay) have a crush on is straight. Every guy you have a crush on is gay.
= reverse lesbian curse
(plus it rhymes, which makes it much cooler)
We are cursed forever
Literally same
Same
queen u almost gave us voldemort/baekhyun i feel so deprived now
I agree!
Lol same
Well he was with taeyeon from snsd so is the same
Vale Medina OmG WILD
I wanted to like but realized there’s 69 likes and didn’t wanna destroy that so pls read the unlike as a like?
the g stands for gay agenda
*yEeeEEEeeeet*
Ps. If I ever wrote an erotic novel it’d be a tragic yet erotic love story between two star-crossed lovers, Optimus Prime and Lightning McQueen
I read Optimus Prime as Phineas(yk from Phineas and Gern) for some reason. (Idk.) And now i need a therapist
you're joking but now i'm intrigued
Do it!!!
*Hawt*
Don’t get my hopes up if you’re not serious
Okay. I know you're joking, but I have a crystal clear memory of seeing Voldermort in that suit in the film and thinking "wow! This suits him! He should wear this instead" and then immediately feeling incredibly embarrassed of my own self.
That scene was to impress upon the viewer that Voldy is evil and lonely and Harry has the Power of Friendship and I'm there going like mmm nice suit Mr. Bald Man. Like? Why? Why am I like this.
it *suits him
@@yumi-zc9bb ikr
the pun was 100% unintentional so I can't even take credit for it :'(
Sameeeeee
Kathy Zhang no one cares?
@@vsmoonchildmahir283 She was just kidding, she wasn't correcting anything.
"Mr Stark Im feeling... so good"
IM IN TEARS
Highkey was gonna edit that out
Voldemort in a suit looks like Edward Cullen after he forgot to moisturize
THE G STANDS FOR GAY BRENDON URIE MILK FANFIC
cursed comment
Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub...
I'm new to p!atd. Is this milk thing like The Hat Fic™ from the Phandom?
@@amhk5918 Pretty much
OH JESUS THAT FANFIC. I’ll never see a carton of milk in the same way I did before.
he made my wand levitate im-
* Sees Voldemort in the thumbnail * * Goes -gay- straight to the like button *
Sev i see what u did there
Your name being Sev makes this so much worse
@@lillianb1516 Lol why? It's not my real name though
@@BeyondBirthday000 Ik it's not your name, but (in case you haven't read HP) there's a character who's name is Severus Snape and his childhood nickname was Sev.
@@lillianb1516 Oh I see. Unfortunately I've only watched the movies :^P
"he was a triceraTOP" QLDHKAJSHSA I LITERALLY DIED
They need to take notes from the Chuck Tingle novels. He wrote classics such as, "Pounded in the butt by my own butt." and " Turned gay by the existential dread that I might be a character in a Chuck Tingle book."
PLEASE LOOK UP HIS BOOK COVERS, THEY ARE ABSOLUTE *GOLD.*
Chuck Tingle is my only god. All hail Chuck Tingle.
I remember he wrote "I'm gay for my living billionaire jet plane" or something.
More like upping the GAy _bi_ a lot
yesss
I'm the 420th viewer and I felt that
Babi Ferreira and you have 69 likes...
Babi Ferreira Now you have 96
Or at least you did a few seconds ago
50 Shades of Gay
Oh darn I was really hoping for that Voldemort x Baekhyun cover, guess I’m gonna keep searching then
Voldemort and kpop .... Voldemort sunbaenim?
Omg who said that again XD
Libellenflügel hyelin, exid
divya: finishes her story
screen: cuts to a trashy wattpad story titled "Obedience Training"
divya's face: slight hint of awkwardness
smh you could’ve given us the baekdemort/voldehyun cover that we didn’t ask for but deserve
Thanks for the tutorial Divya! Now I can finally make the cover for my Jimin x Psy fanfic! I’m thinking of calling it ‘Blood, Sweat and Tears on a Gentleman’s Abs.’
Whaddaya think?
Okay but now I'm intrigued
I guess that Divya has already snatched Voldermort's wig
We’re upping the gay on this video... BI a lot!!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHA where’s my emmy
Lmao you’re gonna have to be a BIstander for the moment
We're gonna ACE these jokes.
I'm out.
All these jokes are PANtastic!
The G stands for Give me that Gay Erotic werewolf kidnapping bdsm fanfiction
the g stands for goddamn my grandmother divya lookin like a whole damn meal 👀👌
can you just design all covers for all books from now on?? my eyes have been blessed
her crying at the beginning is more believable than laura lees apology video 👋
Erotic Title Ideas
- Carter is Definitely Not Gay, Absolutely Not, I Mean Gay People are Cool but Its Just Not Him.
- The FBI Agent Watching me, and his BADONKADONK.
- and last of all: the great pee-pee
please don't forget us when you reach 100k
HE MADE MY WAND LEVITATE 😂😂😂
LeviOOOOSSAA
@@itsdivyag OML (bec you replied aah)
you should have redesigned the cover for «Hot Pterodactyl Boyfriend»
"Oh Mr. Stark, I- l'm feeling... Soooo good..." *dEaD*
Gay AND trashy??? That’s my brand! 😔💅😌👌
Divya, u know what would be an *adventure* ? teaching us peasants how to make a crappy self-published Amazon book cover.
Omg theyre all the SAME. Let's do it.
G stands for gays only event
I just realized that I wasn't subscribed to you and if God and other religon stuff exist this is my biggest sin ever
Its ok I Forgive
i have *WAITED*
Why, in the second cover, did you choose a water splash image that has peppers in it? At first I thought it was to convey the hot, spicy passion within the novel. But sis, those are *bell peppers*. A rating of 0 (zero) on the Scoville scale of pepper hotness. Only spicy if you're white as Voldemort's trouser snake. Are you even Ethnic™? 🤔🤔🤔
I think they are supposed to allude to certain... components of the male genitalia. Especially drenched in that suspiciously opaque looking fluid...
@@girlmath-abolisher I mean, no judgement if so. Take all the artistic liberties you want, but please... which part of the male anatomy looks like a pepper? The pingus or the balls?
I feel like this is a really risky comment to make but I appreciate how funny it is anyway.
You are so lovable i absolutely adore you. Wish we lived close by so we could be friends lol
the g stands for "geometry is absolute agony"
I'm just gonna shamelessly admit that you are the best youtuber I discovered this year, and your videos help me smile on bad days.
I softly sobbed while watching this video bc my face hurts.
softly likes
*he made my wand levitate*
First time you actually made bad ones! They're amazing
hahaha thank you!
12 year old kpop fangirl with an unhealthy obsession for a kpop idol?
would say: *oHMAHGOD YOU NEED TO HAJIMA THAT IS MY OPPAR YOU’RE NOT EVEN KAWAII!1!1!!1*
I dont even understand these words but same
Dan Howell is bisexual. It was confirmed. You still have a chance.
what does the g stand for?
GAY PROPAGANDA
oh no im not original. i havent done my research. fuck.
#voldemortified
Good one
Hey! Quick question: how do I unwatch this video so that I forget I ever read the word "voldilfmort"??? Pleas e help, it's burned into my retinas it hurts, thanks
How to backspace
maybe god is trying to tell you to come to the gay side idk bruh
Beatriz really not... He wouldn’t say that
keren cardoza i’m just joking, really
you have perfect comedic timing 👌 one minute in and a prince of egypt sound bite; my hero 💓
Thank youuuu
Malec who? Drarry who? I only know *BAEKDEMORT*
sounds like a cough
NO ITS VOLDEKHYUN MY MAN VOLDEKORT GON BE ON TOP HOW DID I ACTUALLY WROTE VOLDEMORT AS VOLDEKORT
"he was a triceraTOP" DIVYA NO
Y e s
Taeyang's cover made me bust a lung ehgdeh
The G stands for...girl...
i was *crushed* when i got the notif for this video and there was no video... but here it is, as gay as ever, and me (as non-straight as ever) am feeling my soul healing (or dying? both at the same time?) while watching this masterpiece, thank
Sis really out here putting Voldemort and Jason Derulo together... iconic.
OMG I LOVE THIS LIKE SERIES THING AGH.
You literally just made my day ❤️
The g stands for get the fake insta poets out
Yess another tutorial viddd
"he was a triceraTOP"
chuck tingle is quaking
This is the best cover you've designed so far, well done!
I just love you and all your brilliant sarcasm and dry humour.
oh my god i'm so glad that your channel exists
Omg tttyy
Oh my, I thought this Chanel had more subs, now I'm speechless, not that is bad, no, is more of, the presence you've got, hope you keep growing G
the editing of this video is top notch
VOLDILFMORT
IM SCREAMING
HE WAS A triceraTOP AHHHHHHHHHHHH
we have all been waiting for this
i swear, at this point you are the only youtuber i still watch
voldemort sunbaenim 🤩
If I wrote a gay sports harem erotica, the title would be "Top of my game"
I got this notification in class and I legit almost screamed at the title alone.
Finally i can watch my favourite series again🙌🏻
the g stands for me getting depression and you smacking it away
congrats Divya on the +50k subscribers 👏🎉
that final *yeet* spoke to my soul
I dropped everything when I saw this video, so I guess the g stands for "golly, I'm whipped!" Queen Divya back at it again with the quality content❤
I freaking lost it at 10:07
Divya, you legend😂👏🏾
THE TRASHY COVERS THAT ARE ACTUALLY NOT TRASHY AND TOTALLY TECHY BEAUTIFUL VIDEOS ARE BACK ILY.
Pls do a trashy classic cover
I am currently petitioning for a very dominant top to be known as a 'triceratop'.
Never been happier to click on a recommended video
😂😂😂
This is my new favorite video of yours. Your fangirl impersonation has me dying.
no, for real, merci beaucoup to your mother for giving birth to you. I mean, your jokes? Your fake laugh? your blank face? self-irony? PUNS? dear Divya's Mom, you did a great job.
Arigato my friend
well, you really called that dan howell one lmao honestly my gaydar kind knew w him and i was happy i finally crushed on a gay man FOR ONCE 😂
What do the old subscribers say???
they say yote(or whatever the past tense of yeet is)
thank you for your service, gurl
FINALLY the content i'm here for
this showed up on my suggestion feed because i'm in college to be a book cover illustrator....not disappointed
Yeeeeeetttt !!!! Gimme that heart nowww !!
You are a master of titles and puns girl 😂
the desert joke is what made me basically a laugh out of all of that so far in this video
Im literally super excited about this bless #content
The jokes really write themselves for this one
you predicted Dan being gay wow
YYYYEEETTTT!♡