D&D Story: DM.exe has crashed! || Attack at the school

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  • @Nobleheart111
    @Nobleheart111 5 років тому +5016

    My favorite line: "A hat does not count as character development!!! ...It does in anime...but not here..."

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 5 років тому +105

      (rian johnson and David Benioff take notes furiously)

    • @LeCanardBelge
      @LeCanardBelge 5 років тому +200

      *Robert E.O. Speedwagon liked this post*

    • @katzewerfer63
      @katzewerfer63 5 років тому +33

      for me It was "wait I know I can make this work for them"

    • @quietdignityandgrace
      @quietdignityandgrace 5 років тому +27

      But Final Fantasy 8, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turttles are just fine. Nope, no bias here.

    • @hatmcshooty
      @hatmcshooty 5 років тому +28

      Sounds like a thinly veiled jab at Speedwagon

  • @RobynReanimates
    @RobynReanimates 5 років тому +5226

    So...he's still alive. That means there's at least one person who can still tell the story of how they got the name "The Turtle F*ckers"

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 5 років тому +434

      Who? Are you talking about the Turtle Friends?

    • @mestre12
      @mestre12 5 років тому +238

      They are all alive. They dont age.

    • @Banksran
      @Banksran 5 років тому +107

      F R I E N D S

    • @wakawakawakawaka8804
      @wakawakawakawaka8804 5 років тому +84

      @@Banksran the marvelous turtle fu&*ers!

    • @leon_blackpaw
      @leon_blackpaw 5 років тому +125

      Why didnt mischelle use cocaine,didnt he learn that cocaine solves everything.

  • @MrPenguinFingers
    @MrPenguinFingers 3 роки тому +807

    Will’s development from “I’m not going to play” to “I’ve been invisible for 500 years” is incredible

    • @ScoutStrider007
      @ScoutStrider007 Рік тому +93

      lmao will went through more character development then his character 🎩

    • @noahsaunders7775
      @noahsaunders7775 Рік тому +26

      That’s character development

    • @matthewweng8483
      @matthewweng8483 Рік тому +71

      Will gave up and embraced 'the Sadness'

    • @dragonluck777
      @dragonluck777 Рік тому +14

      ​@@matthewweng8483holy crap somebody said it.

    • @crinosG
      @crinosG Рік тому +17

      More likely will realized how much fun he could have effing with his brother in game.

  • @Vashy434
    @Vashy434 5 років тому +3033

    I would have just said "His character thinks he is invisible, but he is just really annoying so people ignore him."

    • @luiseduardoperezvilchis3698
      @luiseduardoperezvilchis3698 5 років тому +96

      Perfect 😎👍🏻

    • @gamerz1172
      @gamerz1172 5 років тому +110

      I would say due to his invisibility, he cant hurt people they dont seem to acknowledge his presence when he whacks them with a sail boat

    • @hanelyp1
      @hanelyp1 5 років тому +89

      Indeed, invisibility is one of those details that tends to disrupt plot lines severely, so should have prior GM approval.

    • @kadengoodrich2540
      @kadengoodrich2540 5 років тому +33

      Vashy434 it would have been hilarious if the GM would have decided this, but only told every player but the one playing the character.

    • @TheThrashingBurton
      @TheThrashingBurton 5 років тому +29

      "Though he was invisible for 500 or so years, a curse of lonely proportions to be sure he is now visable due to the shifting moon pattern."
      Boom stupid player, eah, thing dealt with. Yes you can do pretty much anything... but I as DM reserve the right to keep the game on track and that permanently invisible crap does not work!

  • @sonicboomers122
    @sonicboomers122 5 років тому +2526

    When the guy who bullshit their 500 year old character into being permanently invisible and unnoticeable is only the second most annoying guy in party.

    • @MasterCookies
      @MasterCookies 3 роки тому +259

      Yea, he also happend to be his Brother, and he did bulid this character to be useless since thats what he wanted to play

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 роки тому +79

      He quite specifically didn't want to play

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 3 роки тому +43

      3 most annoying with the rogue trying to con the kids and the law enforcement system.

    • @kyuven
      @kyuven 3 роки тому +183

      @@bthsr7113 the rogue probably did the LEAST amount of chaos.
      I mean, trying to con a bunch of kids out of their lunch money? That's completely in-character and would fit in in any campaign that takes place at a school.
      The druid set children on fire.

    • @kirbystarwarior
      @kirbystarwarior 3 роки тому +9

      @@MasterCookies Out of curiosity, how do you know that? Were you a player in the campaign?

  • @Riftimmortal
    @Riftimmortal 4 роки тому +1453

    "I have no one to blame but myself for this" - Every DM that has ever lived.

    • @matiasclark7840
      @matiasclark7840 3 роки тому +47

      I felt that. It usually comes after two sesions of a "sure, why not?"

    • @cosmoniums5990
      @cosmoniums5990 3 роки тому +19

      Yeah my dm felt like that when he walked right into a Monty python bring out your dead joke.

    • @LocalMaple
      @LocalMaple 2 роки тому +9

      Aabria: I can’t believe I get to DM for Critical Role.
      Critical Role: Oh No Plateau, and Ash Hole, in the same episode. And the Crocodile flipper. And…

    • @Regfife
      @Regfife 2 роки тому +2

      @@cosmoniums5990 How did they pull THAT off?

    • @cosmoniums5990
      @cosmoniums5990 2 роки тому +3

      @@Regfife there was a necromancer who made a comment such as watch out for dead. Which everyone in the party replaced with being out your dead, as we were all familiar with the Monty python skit.

  • @Oddmanoutre
    @Oddmanoutre 5 років тому +4491

    "Okaay...you're permanently invisible...and you have been for FIVE. HUNDRED. YEARS...in consideration of this, I declare that your character has also acquired another trait."
    "Telepathy? Divination? True Sight?"
    "Dementia."

    • @anon2447
      @anon2447 5 років тому +237

      uncontrollable bowels since he no longer needs to go in a private place and sometimes some meaticks have been up his ass while trying to use urinals, perks of him being invisible

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 років тому +345

      He should've told him that his character was now permanently blind (since his retinas were now invisible too). =)

    • @Skel1001
      @Skel1001 5 років тому +138

      James Anthony that sounds like an actually interesting character if played right

    • @dddmemaybe
      @dddmemaybe 5 років тому +46

      @@jamesanthony8438 uh- I... Uhh... wow, gg.

    • @yugitrump435
      @yugitrump435 5 років тому +28

      @@jamesanthony8438 brilliant idea.

  • @GreatFox42
    @GreatFox42 5 років тому +2599

    "I was too busy handling the child hostage negotiation to pay attention."
    The upside to a trainwreck like this is beautiful sentences like that one.

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому +28

      GreatFox42 Hostage negotiation is cool but have you took your joy today?

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 років тому +90

      Best I've gotten to say is "No, you cannot punch the Death Star to death." to a player.

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 5 років тому +6

      can i hear that story

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому +13

      GreatFox42 Well I’m pretty sure someone in a Star Wars game flew up to the Death Star and asked if he could punch it to death

    • @GreatFox42
      @GreatFox42 5 років тому +6

      I'm sure bu t I was hoping there was a reason a player would ask that.

  • @GaussNine
    @GaussNine 4 роки тому +1001

    Permanently invisible
    Still takes out teachers so they don't see him

    • @reiman1308
      @reiman1308 4 роки тому +26

      I would have said no to the idea all together. Also, how did the Monk survive for that long?

    • @playtime1926
      @playtime1926 4 роки тому +69

      @@reiman1308 At the end of the Covenant Wars they were all given semi-immortality (won't die normaly but can be killed) after becoming demi-gods as a reward from a god of law.

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 4 роки тому +39

      My guess is that Will just wanted invisibility for flavor instead of using it for practical uses.

    • @kly8105
      @kly8105 3 роки тому +9

      but that means he can blame it on the haunted boat.

  • @dracosfire7247
    @dracosfire7247 5 років тому +1962

    Paladin: Ok idiots! Not you Druid, you're a sweetheart and we all love you.
    Druid: I set a child on fire!

    • @branfeather
      @branfeather 5 років тому +139

      With a smile so adorable you pat them on the head and tell them good job. ^-^

    • @C0medySeniorz
      @C0medySeniorz 5 років тому +5

      Sweatheart*

    • @dracosfire7247
      @dracosfire7247 5 років тому +30

      @@C0medySeniorz *Sweetheart
      She's sweet, not sweaty.

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 5 років тому +28

      To be fair there's a chance it was either a low-level damaging spell, a harmless cantrip, or an illusory spell making the child think he was on fire.
      Either one of these cases would lead to the child, (whose hp must be lower than a level 2 Sorcerer's max :P ), being fine.

    • @getthegoons
      @getthegoons 5 років тому +33

      @@Heavenlyhounds96 ignoring of course that she took a small child and either lit them on fucking fire, or made them think that they were on fire, which is hideously brutal or dickishly cunning, depending.

  • @timbaleno9269
    @timbaleno9269 5 років тому +2425

    Permanently invisible, by the way.
    Me: *grabs lighter* yeah, can I see your sheet for a minute?

    • @Canadian_Zac
      @Canadian_Zac 5 років тому +756

      Me as a GM: Sure, you're permanently invisible
      GM Notes: Character believes himself to be invisible, is not actually invisible, people just ignored him

    • @retrovortex624
      @retrovortex624 5 років тому +182

      Permanently invisible to the point of being completely intangible as a curse. Flares up at the worse of times.

    • @jago668
      @jago668 5 років тому +40

      Trogdor strikes again.

    • @retrovortex624
      @retrovortex624 5 років тому +104

      And by intangible I mean. It flares up so bad he kind of doesn't exist at the time. Like he can't communicate. He can do recon, find things out, but oh dear. He's drifted off into another dimension so someone else will have to redo the job.
      Oh look a high level minotaur. Shadow Monk could solo him, but oh no, his illness has flared up after making his first blow, now the creature is pissed and he can't do anything but watch as the party now has to flee or be brutally slaughtered by a creature they could have otherwise tried to sneak past.

    • @gaburelmesmo3824
      @gaburelmesmo3824 5 років тому +60

      I would give him advantage on stealth+SOH checks but disavantage in everything thats related to people seeing him (intimidation, persuasion etc...).
      He's not invisible,He's just not noticeable or interesting AT ALL.
      Basically kuroko...

  • @km1dash6
    @km1dash6 4 роки тому +695

    Mom: Are we going to see you for dinner?
    DM: Sorry, I can't. I'm trying to handle a child hostage situation.

    • @TrojanGamer10
      @TrojanGamer10 Рік тому +25

      Now I'm picturing the mom having the same worried look that Ben draws for his characters

  • @feralchangeling97
    @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +850

    "A hat doesn't count as character development, it does in anime but not here!"
    -Ben

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 5 років тому +16

      Still better character development than Jaime Lannister.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +6

      @@jesseward4115 sad part is that is completely true.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 років тому +4

      @@jesseward4115 Are we going by the books, the tv show or both?

    • @jesseward4115
      @jesseward4115 5 років тому +6

      @@artofthepossible7329 I'm only on book 2 so TV show.

    • @artofthepossible7329
      @artofthepossible7329 5 років тому +4

      @@jesseward4115 Read further.

  • @Sigilstone17
    @Sigilstone17 5 років тому +758

    "Sweet, the paladin left. Time to do what we do best!" - PF's group, everytime

    • @UltimaOmega777
      @UltimaOmega777 5 років тому +31

      EVERY TIME I turn around the party does just that!

    • @ZoeKitten84
      @ZoeKitten84 5 років тому +29

      I literally had a campaign that I called “When the Paladin’s away the Cats will play.” Went through 3 paladins (3 separate players) and each time a Paladin couldn’t make it to a session the Catfolk characters did shenanigans. Like accidentally going to the plane of fire.

    • @Jayman1clone
      @Jayman1clone 5 років тому +5

      @@ZoeKitten84 That sounds amazing

    • @SpookyMarine
      @SpookyMarine 5 років тому +5

      Sigilstone17
      Paladin: “Don’t do anything stupid while I’m gone...”
      Fighter: “So what do you guys wanna do?”
      Rouge: I don’t know... let’s do something stupid!”

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 років тому +1

      Engage plan MURDERHOBO. KEWL,look thru thier stuff quick, before the Paladin gets back ! 😉😯 These guys were like this when we found them !-roll bluff ck

  • @ClayDress
    @ClayDress 5 років тому +789

    The story is only strengthened when you realize that Mi-Chel is Ben's brother.

    • @zulaikaali4101
      @zulaikaali4101 4 роки тому +18

      Where is Mi-Chel?

    • @cognitivedissonance8478
      @cognitivedissonance8478 4 роки тому +57

      @@zulaikaali4101 shadow monk

    • @silverdandylmao
      @silverdandylmao 4 роки тому +73

      @@zulaikaali4101 eyyy the character development is so real, u didn't recognize him xD

    • @chrisbartow192
      @chrisbartow192 4 роки тому +69

      he probably did that on purpose to annoy his little brother

    • @supersinger9000
      @supersinger9000 4 роки тому +133

      I get the feeling that the whole “permanently invisible” thing is payback for the Chadwick Strongpants incident.

  • @quietdignityandgrace
    @quietdignityandgrace 5 років тому +2416

    "She's so cute"... She looks like she skinned an Ewok. Adorable. Bring her along.

    • @FriendlyArchpriest
      @FriendlyArchpriest 5 років тому +118

      Those things deserve it

    • @c.d.4319
      @c.d.4319 5 років тому +20

      XD yesss

    • @zephyrstrife4668
      @zephyrstrife4668 5 років тому +67

      Of course, she has the skin of one so she can hunt the delicacy much more efficiently.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 5 років тому +11

      Those things don't blink!

    • @Abdega
      @Abdega 5 років тому +36

      All the more reason to trust her!

  • @MajinEvelyn
    @MajinEvelyn 5 років тому +2626

    "Modern-esque D&D campaign quickly develops into a school shooting"

    • @wakawakawakawaka8804
      @wakawakawakawaka8804 5 років тому +102

      @@toddlafrance4521 they were trained to descalate the situation bruh!

    • @jpereda97
      @jpereda97 5 років тому +113

      @@toddlafrance4521 The samurai was white, duh

    • @Lycaon1765
      @Lycaon1765 5 років тому +7

      @@toddlafrance4521 it would have escalated wildly, also plot or rolls?

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 5 років тому +56

      @@toddlafrance4521 European officers instead of American ones

    • @bibbobella
      @bibbobella 5 років тому +73

      @@toddlafrance4521 "so..he shot himself...? Yep! 24 times in the chest and the back? Aha! before falling down the stares? Yup! and then died while trying to run away after having gotten shot..by himself and falling down the stairs...? How many times do I have to say yes Jeez!"

  • @Rebellions
    @Rebellions 4 роки тому +887

    "Dont worry guys I've got an idea!"
    "So anyways I started blasting"

    • @milovanstrikovic5780
      @milovanstrikovic5780 4 роки тому +10

      Here's a reply bcs you deserved it after 8 months

    • @CaptainShenanigans42
      @CaptainShenanigans42 3 роки тому +1

      Milovan Strikovic Here's a reply because I'm unoriginal and want to start a month long chain

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 роки тому +1

      Did Ben know he had several makeshift explosives?

    • @thesixthkid7689
      @thesixthkid7689 3 роки тому +1

      Leave the likes at 666 just because this line fits in.

  • @TheArmyOfOne100
    @TheArmyOfOne100 5 років тому +2198

    I know how you feel about that "Where the Wild Things Are" joke, I once made the mistake of calling a dagger "perfectly balanced" and two players responded in near perfect unison "as all things should be."

    • @caitlynnhatch9254
      @caitlynnhatch9254 5 років тому +180

      One my fellow dnd players and I freaked out when our DM mentioned someone leading us towards an Obelisk. We immediately were like "this is where we all die" and "lets not knock it over." Yeah.... it turns out it was used to open a door to a dungeon. Anyways after everything that followed THAT we all hate the person who sent us on that mission.

    • @Inkastar-tz8yd
      @Inkastar-tz8yd 5 років тому +84

      what did it cost?

    • @thetriforceeagle8161
      @thetriforceeagle8161 5 років тому +51

      DtM982 you can’t tell me the wild things joke was unintentional

    • @Telsion
      @Telsion 5 років тому +21

      Explain the "Where The Wild things Are" joke to me please, I don't get it

    • @TheGreener
      @TheGreener 5 років тому +39

      @@Telsion Seems to be a children's book and a movie adaptation of said book. *shrug*

  • @haosmagnaingram6992
    @haosmagnaingram6992 5 років тому +815

    At first I thought the monk wasn’t actually invisible, but he just annoyed everyone so much that they collectively decided to ignore him.
    I was disappointed when I found this wasn’t the case.

    • @King-ze2kt
      @King-ze2kt 5 років тому +45

      Too be fair when he used stealth he just knocked people out so we haven't disproven it.

    • @drautomaton6010
      @drautomaton6010 5 років тому +18

      What if he isn't invisble? Maybe he was so annoying, reality just made him a non-entity to all who look at him directly.

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 років тому +3

      There's a facinating Twilight Zone episode about a "Mark of Banishment/ invisibility" that is placed on ' non- conforming offenders'. Those bearing the mark cannot be aknowledged as present or existing.. total social ostracization

  • @Bradfox07
    @Bradfox07 4 роки тому +1049

    I love when a samurai, a notably honourable person gets played like a crazed murderer, it really keeps you on you’re toes

    • @belgianfootball4529
      @belgianfootball4529 3 роки тому +108

      I mean samurai werent really....thaaaat honerable, irl atleast

    • @DreKozar
      @DreKozar 3 роки тому +52

      @@belgianfootball4529 Depends on the era, but yea, it tended to depend on who they were dealing with.

    • @smartart6841
      @smartart6841 3 роки тому +15

      Ronin werent very honorable. More like thieves

    • @completelyrandom7480
      @completelyrandom7480 3 роки тому +2

      @@belgianfootball4529 you

    • @joshshore27
      @joshshore27 3 роки тому +29

      @@smartart6841 I believe even regular Samurai participated in a tradition called Crossroad Killing where they would test a new sword by killing a human opponent, usually a defenseless peasant traveling at night.

  • @Practicallypreposterous
    @Practicallypreposterous 5 років тому +2011

    "A hat does not count as character development, it does in anime"
    Speedwagon: *tips his flying, checkered and bowl hats*

    • @LinkJTO
      @LinkJTO 5 років тому +39

      Lord Hypnocat that’s also a spinning hat blade

    • @silmeerman9471
      @silmeerman9471 5 років тому +11

      ZA SPINNU

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 5 років тому +6

      @@idoitonastick8689 He is.

    • @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295
      @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 4 роки тому +6

      Lord Hypnocat Luffy just has a flashback about his hat and that is just good enough character development

    • @jacobschott6955
      @jacobschott6955 4 роки тому +2

      DWPF Horsemen to be fair, it’s a very important hat.

  • @notaseagull3320
    @notaseagull3320 5 років тому +987

    5:40 "He then whips out his pistol-"
    **Pumped Up Kicks starts playing in the background**

    • @Banana_Zach
      @Banana_Zach 5 років тому +60

      *I'm in danger*

    • @Mango_mahogany
      @Mango_mahogany 5 років тому +42

      *m o m c o m e p i c k m e u p i m s c a r e d*

    • @ThatRoundFops
      @ThatRoundFops 5 років тому +17

      *Everybody gangsta till the dude with a gun draws first blood.*

    • @asteriskthegamingstar1891
      @asteriskthegamingstar1891 5 років тому +14

      BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY *INSANITY*

    • @ProgramViBee
      @ProgramViBee 4 роки тому +3

      Travis got a quick hand

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 4 роки тому +829

    "Oh, look at that druid. She is so cute and adorable! We completely trust her."
    LITERALLY one minutes later:
    "OUr druid set one of the kids on fire."
    Well, that escalated quickly

    • @wikinfei
      @wikinfei 4 роки тому +47

      I like to think she killed and skinned that bear she's wearing herself.

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 4 роки тому +5

      Vibe check

    • @gremlinwc8996
      @gremlinwc8996 4 роки тому +10

      @@wikinfei ye its really weird for *MANY REASONS*

    • @insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229
      @insertoriginalyoutubeusern6229 4 роки тому +8

      SHIT JUST WENT FROM ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED REAL FAST.

  • @bestaround3323
    @bestaround3323 5 років тому +762

    You could have made it so he wasn't really invisible, just everyone was ignoring him.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 років тому +64

      That probably was the case..

    • @linkadoodle9568
      @linkadoodle9568 5 років тому +45

      why would he need to knock out people, with a boat, if he was invisible??

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 5 років тому +5

      @@linkadoodle9568 why wouldn't he if he knew the group could see him so he was unsure so he was being cautious

    • @MazorKuziaki
      @MazorKuziaki 5 років тому

      I love you

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 5 років тому

      @@MazorKuziaki wait what? I'm lost

  • @BucketCrust
    @BucketCrust 5 років тому +702

    Samurai: "Great, you're here! Now you can get me out!"
    Paladin: "Yeah, I'm getting you out! Out of that cell and into the guillotine!"

    • @hanelyp1
      @hanelyp1 5 років тому +43

      A paladin, being Lawful, would insist on a proper trial before the beheading. After the proper sentencing he might volunteer to perform the execution.

    • @darthvimes
      @darthvimes 5 років тому +1

      @@hanelyp1 p

    • @darthvimes
      @darthvimes 5 років тому +1

      ¿

    • @darthvimes
      @darthvimes 5 років тому +1

      ?

    • @asdrubalvect6328
      @asdrubalvect6328 5 років тому

      @@darthvimes
      Nani?

  • @MoonbeamPony
    @MoonbeamPony 4 роки тому +148

    "A society broken down into predator and prey." You know, Puffin should count himself lucky that Beastars hadn't come out yet.

  • @SilverChicken64
    @SilverChicken64 5 років тому +621

    Michelle: is invisible
    also Michelle: uses a giant foldable boat to beat everyone (including a wall) into submission

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому +5

      Silver Chicken Do YOU want a giant foldable boat? Well join the memeulous army

    • @pedrowag868
      @pedrowag868 5 років тому +15

      Remember, Michele is the same guy who burried the mournblade on a park

    • @SilverChicken64
      @SilverChicken64 5 років тому +4

      @@pedrowag868 fair point

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому +4

      Pedro Wag That child who dag it up is now dead though...Unless it grants him immortality

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +3

      Wait, is the giant spider immortal too?
      Or did he have to watch his best friend die a slow death?

  • @raymondmacdonald2464
    @raymondmacdonald2464 5 років тому +466

    *Somewhere in the background*
    "I warned you"

  • @cytofusion6072
    @cytofusion6072 Рік тому +33

    This really hits different with the newly uncovered Asiago lore. I’m starting to think the flame-roasted children were intentional…

  • @albinobigfoot1
    @albinobigfoot1 5 років тому +453

    Ahh the old "get a bounty placed on a pc, turn them in for the reward, and break them back out of prison" scheme. *Works* *every* *time*

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 5 років тому +54

      I had players successfully pull this off... once. And only once. I actually had to dial back the bounty reward because it would have been way too much cash to give the players. I explained part of the reward money was swallowed up in taxes, fees and other bureaucratic BS, which they bought. :D

    • @Ellisepha
      @Ellisepha 5 років тому +23

      We're doing this in our current campaign, except that we're all innocent, got framed, and are now awaiting execution, unless the new player's warlock (who joined after the whole getting framed thing) manages to talk to the city's lord...
      Edit: oh i forgot to mention, the Lord was the one who actually commited the murder and framed us...

    • @AlaineSerran
      @AlaineSerran 5 років тому +8

      Welcome to the good the bad and the ugly

    • @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer
      @Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer 5 років тому +9

      I did something like this in a pretty tricky way. They collected the reward 3 times by 3 different members, the villagers unaware they were connected.
      Then they needed to get through a mountain pass, but OOPS, look at that! It's been sealed! With no money to pay for security, the guards were dismissed and the decision to prevent anything else from coming through was made. They blew up the entrance!
      Time to go around!
      Doubling the hurt, I brought up I'd had a side quest tomb raid planned, but they exchanged the possibility of getting a magic weapon (which no one had yet) for plain raw coinage. There were no purchaseable weapons at the previous town or next two upcoming towns, either.
      They luckily only rolled two physical immune encounters before then, but both were the hardest fights of the campaign _since only one character out of five could do damage!_
      Everyone else was just a glorified meat shield.

    • @HWFchamp
      @HWFchamp 5 років тому +1

      Pretty much the story of Dragonheart.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 років тому +386

    Okay I love how the invisible peep is the one who feels the need to knock people out and destroy the wall, as opposed to just walking inside...

  • @StrayBulletXIII
    @StrayBulletXIII 4 роки тому +149

    Did anyone else notice that the person who made Michelle is Will, his brother who doesn't like playing rping games? Just pointing it out.

    • @Emily12471
      @Emily12471 8 місяців тому

      I mean from what i understand of the events, Will just had a very bad first time with Ttrpgs and so didn't like them, but it obviously grew on him after he got into dnd

  • @lauravturner
    @lauravturner 5 років тому +357

    I got a new group recently. They decided to try break into a church... a church that was open to the public... they were climbing on the roof and sneaking around in a public place for no reason... and tried to steal healing scrolls... which were free giveaways anyway from the church as most of the church was run by clerics anyway...
    Some new groups are just so excited to get to the action that they create crazy scenarios for the hell of it.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 5 років тому +43

      I just imagined them as a group of very mad goblins.

    • @bestaround3323
      @bestaround3323 5 років тому +46

      That reminds me of the spongebob episode where they "steal" a bloon on free Ballon day.

    • @ninjapotatolorf6237
      @ninjapotatolorf6237 5 років тому +7

      @@bestaround3323 I was just thinking about that scene!

    • @dracocrusher
      @dracocrusher 5 років тому +6

      I'd love it if there was just one guy who just went in, got the thing, and left before anyone else could finish their convoluted plan.

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 5 років тому +8

      Question, did you explicitly note to them that it was freely open and available? One thing I've noticed with running games is its easy to assume something is a given, as a DM, but the players misinterpret because they're lacking sufficient context.
      For example, I once set up a scenario where the players had to head off a cult wanting to steal the body of a saint from the monument where it was interred. I had to explain to the party that, during the day, the monument was open to the public so they were free to poke around and set up their surveillance because they weren't going inside.

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 5 років тому +827

    The player switched his character to Shredder?
    You should make a houserule: If you change your character during the session, you can only switch it to Chadwick Strongpants.

    • @Deathwindgames
      @Deathwindgames 5 років тому +61

      Too op abserd

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 років тому +34

      Honestly tho, changing to shredder isnt really a big deal since the samurai was alrdy basically a villain and the guy playing the baron probably didnt want to play a villain. Also nothing actually happened during the campaign so switch all you want.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 років тому +25

      @@madhatten00 It was not the samurai who switched his class, but another character who did not want to be associated with him.

    • @madhatten00
      @madhatten00 5 років тому +15

      @@schwarzerritter5724 oh well that makes sense too. The samurai derailed everything too much

    • @Akbar_and_Shaa
      @Akbar_and_Shaa 5 років тому +8

      But if he made that rule everyone would fight for the honor of being the greatest hero who ever lived

  • @eros5420
    @eros5420 4 роки тому +115

    That rare moment when your dungeon music gets to be Pumped Up Kicks.

    • @tikalthewhimsicott2736
      @tikalthewhimsicott2736 4 роки тому +7

      EROS M speaking of Pumped up Kicks there's a medeval version of it ua-cam.com/video/Kl40J5YMmcI/v-deo.html

    • @eros5420
      @eros5420 4 роки тому +5

      @@tikalthewhimsicott2736 Saw it recently actually lol. Not half bad.

  • @Naten-d7f
    @Naten-d7f 5 років тому +355

    I feel like this campaign is gonna be a train wreck to some degree. You basically have one character-technically still a demigod if the last campaign holds up in this world, who gave their character an op feature; and another character that more or less became a psychopath, in the span of a few minutes. I'm honestly waiting to either hear that the samurai gets an alignment shift to Evil and/or the paladin just has enough of the samurai's antics that they decide to PK.

    • @puppets1979
      @puppets1979 5 років тому +32

      Shit, I would have TPK this group IRL so they wont do this to another GM.

    • @Deathwindgames
      @Deathwindgames 5 років тому +15

      Yeah its the same universe he has AN EPIC BOON AND 2 FINISHED CAMPIGNS OF XP

    • @icngames1032
      @icngames1032 5 років тому +3

      @@Deathwindgames Probably reset the level.

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 5 років тому +4

      Shift? SHIFT? If the Samurai started off as anything but neutral evil I am disappointed in the player.

    • @raphaelalexandreyensen6291
      @raphaelalexandreyensen6291 5 років тому +3

      @@SporeTres I feel it's more chaotic evil, Neutral evil, you should at least have a plan other than solving every situation with threats of violence or graduate to Massive violence.

  • @amateurprogrammer25
    @amateurprogrammer25 5 років тому +189

    "Are these companions of yours?"
    My response would have been:
    "They WERE, until ABOUT 30 SECONDS AGO"

    • @Heavenlyhounds96
      @Heavenlyhounds96 5 років тому +10

      My options would've been
      A, If I denounce them as possible allies am I free of associative charges?
      B, I told them to stay put while I get this warrant shows Warrant so I am not guilty of THEIR actions, do as you please.
      C, everyone but the samurai; he's kookier than a worshiper of Ralishaz*
      *Deity of insanity.

    • @funnyblog100
      @funnyblog100 5 років тому

      My response: Never seen these people before in my life!

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 років тому +618

    Invisibility thing aside, it does make some degree of sense that he could use his old character:
    - He'd still be around, as he doesn't age.
    - Given that he saved the multi-verse, it would also make sense that his job as an adventurer was done, and his skills became forgotten and abilities atrophied from disuse, so he could be lv1 again.
    - As for his things, easy, he misplaced them over the course of 500+ years.

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 5 років тому +49

      I'd probably have the character pursue a different class. How fast the character picks things up is easily explained as 'well there is some carry over.' but needing to work up from first level is also covered by 'I never did this before.' So, dex focused fighter, rogue, what have you instead of Monk. Leave it open for the DM to whip out "Yeah, you either go back to the old ways or everyone of their deaths is on your hands." to prevent a TPK. (Come up with a handwave like 'Ki backlash' for why your back to normal stats from then on as needed.)

    • @ATFPredator
      @ATFPredator 5 років тому +72

      He managed to lose the legendary mourne blade / infinity sword, so why not meager possessions over the course of 500 years of insanity.

    • @the_Miles_crew_fun
      @the_Miles_crew_fun 4 роки тому +3

      What happened to bity

    • @Unotuchable
      @Unotuchable 4 роки тому +21

      @@the_Miles_crew_fun He buried it in a playground and some kids took it

    • @jaychow2414
      @jaychow2414 3 роки тому

      @Douglas Bonbeck Who says it can't be both?

  • @199022009
    @199022009 5 років тому +1555

    WAIT WAIT WAIT We need to talk about this "massive foldable boat"

    • @tommcewan7936
      @tommcewan7936 5 років тому +117

      I think it's actually a standard spell!
      (Either that or it's a Lord Flashheart reference - "Am I pleased to see you, or did I just put a canoe in my pocket?"

    • @Godoflegos
      @Godoflegos 5 років тому +95

      @@tommcewan7936 Its a magical item.

    • @RelativelyBest
      @RelativelyBest 5 років тому +160

      Character is so sneaky that he is permanently invisible. Could easily just stealth past the teachers. Instead starts knocking them out and breaking walls with a boat.

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 4 роки тому +4

      @@tommcewan7936 Ho-ho! Hello, Queenie!

    • @leyspun
      @leyspun 4 роки тому +26

      The foldable boat is like a boat that you fold. I've seen pictures. It's technacly a magic item, but it looks entirely mechanical.

  • @Mystakaphoros
    @Mystakaphoros 5 років тому +180

    an assault on a boarding school
    this is like prime D&D happening here

    • @l0stndamned
      @l0stndamned 5 років тому +4

      "Raid to see is recon is needed" the motto of an old group of mine.

    • @Reishadowen
      @Reishadowen 5 років тому +4

      At least the security guards weren't the ones knocking the stuffing out of the kids this time.

  • @nyotamwuaji6484
    @nyotamwuaji6484 5 років тому +628

    I know how to defuse this situation!
    Oh good! How so?
    Explosives!
    Are you aware of what defuse actually means?

    • @firewolfandrewb
      @firewolfandrewb 5 років тому +39

      Yeah! Ya know? Like how defusing a bomb means to blow it up, right?

    • @348joey
      @348joey 5 років тому +53

      Sure, you remove the fuse. That's the pin thingy, right?

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 5 років тому +6

      @@348joey Pahaha

    • @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295
      @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 4 роки тому +9

      Nyota Mwuaji HE LITTERALLY DID THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF DEFUSE

    • @desertkil
      @desertkil 4 роки тому +7

      Well, you need a fuse in play to defuse something right?

  • @azurebalmung4520
    @azurebalmung4520 5 років тому +314

    "I shouldn't trust someone offering magical support mid-battle.....buuuuuut you ARE incredibly adorable, so we can still be friends."

    • @ATFPredator
      @ATFPredator 5 років тому +1

      The same rules as if you get hit on at a dive bar.... or anywhere.....

  • @zuzz9352
    @zuzz9352 5 років тому +306

    It would be cool if the whole campaign turned into a manhunt where all the players are trying to track down the samurai as he makes his moves in secret slowly making more erratic decisions leaving a trail of chaos in each town he visits as the bounty constantly increases. It seems all the character motivation is there (from what I've seen). The paladin wants justice and the thief wants money. not sure what the other 3 want but hey I'm just thinking out loud here.
    edit: Spelling

    • @PyrusFlameborn
      @PyrusFlameborn 5 років тому +20

      Samurai slowly but surely develops to become the BBEG?

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs 5 років тому +6

      I mean, it would also allow the Samurai to continue to control his own character. There would still be an overarching story and villain... but the Samurai would be like a side thing that would add to it.

    • @GeorgeKinsill
      @GeorgeKinsill 5 років тому +5

      Yeah, seems like a great way to take the campaign. The Samurai slowly starts to acquire greater and greater power while on the run and hits up even more towns for quick cash. Then, as he starts to become infamous and acquire a gang, he prepares to make a stand against his old comrades. It is at this point that the big bad approaches the samurai with an offer: become my underling and I'll give you the power to have your revenge. It is at this point that his lair becomes a no man's land, filled with explosives, firing lines, formations, and more, as the samurai waits in the throne room as some type of underling to the big bad as a season finale to a campaign before a break.

    • @somerandomdude5638
      @somerandomdude5638 5 років тому

      While that does sound pretty cool I would like to see the Rouge's plan of capturing him and setting him just they can keep getting to bounty money.

    • @GeorgeKinsill
      @GeorgeKinsill 5 років тому +3

      @@somerandomdude5638 , that's definitely the way to take it if the campaign takes a more humorous and light direction. The DM will have to gauge what to do based on the feelings of the group. Regardless, this is an excellent plot thread that can go in a number of fun directions.

  • @widdershins3785
    @widdershins3785 4 роки тому +135

    "Don't worry! I know just the thing that will defuse this situation!"
    "Oh. Great. What did. You have. In mind?"
    ...
    **ARSON!!!**

  • @mrmacju1530
    @mrmacju1530 5 років тому +141

    Why would a permanently invisible person need to knock out anyone, with a boat no less?
    And that's a sentence I never thought I'd have to write.

    • @LibraGamesUnlimited
      @LibraGamesUnlimited 5 років тому +22

      Need to? No. Want to. Hell yeah. :)

    • @douchevick309
      @douchevick309 5 років тому +13

      @ why do i have the disturbing impression that you are speaking from experience...?

    • @Lukas-yt1mn
      @Lukas-yt1mn 5 років тому

      You get used to it

  • @legolvr1997
    @legolvr1997 5 років тому +1043

    The Samurai uses a gun and did not commit seppuku after failing?
    SHAMEFUL DISPLAY!!!

    • @DanielPembrink
      @DanielPembrink 5 років тому +5

      legolvr1997 rome II reference?

    • @legolvr1997
      @legolvr1997 5 років тому +51

      @@DanielPembrink nope Shogun 2

    • @DanielPembrink
      @DanielPembrink 5 років тому +4

      legolvr1997 darn it

    • @CT-3743_DeadEye
      @CT-3743_DeadEye 5 років тому +38

      @@DanielPembrink
      Not sure why your brain would sent you to ancient Rome when hearing a total war reference combined with samurai...

    • @stavtri987
      @stavtri987 5 років тому +9

      1000 years dishonor!

  • @rowmacnezumi8953
    @rowmacnezumi8953 5 років тому +64

    3:57 in awe at this character design. Absolute cinnamon roll.

  • @abv9118
    @abv9118 5 років тому +213

    If the Samurai Player got another character, the Samurai can always come back as a foe of the party.
    Just reaching new levels of derangement whenever they meet him again.

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 роки тому +11

      I'm honestly surprised that Ben didn't mention this person's new character showing up.

  • @bomberfett3439
    @bomberfett3439 5 років тому +2828

    The real question is
    Is the fighter still sitting in that tower paralyzed to this day unable to do anything but think about his life and the choices that led him up to this point

    • @bernardosardenberg7569
      @bernardosardenberg7569 5 років тому +163

      Why did you tell this to us now I will ha e nightmares about him

    • @prince_nocturne
      @prince_nocturne 5 років тому +51

      Yes.

    • @river8803
      @river8803 5 років тому +100

      This is just a JoJo reference with a disguise on

    • @sananaryon4061
      @sananaryon4061 5 років тому +25

      That would be a great Big Bad

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +37

      @@river8803 havent seen jojo but this campain is probably just a bunch of jojo references in a trenchcoat

  • @cralixthegameking4408
    @cralixthegameking4408 4 роки тому +68

    I love how the invisible one is the only one who doesn't take the sneaky route

  • @Domin8or592
    @Domin8or592 5 років тому +92

    0:43
    Ben - "A hat does not count as character development!"
    Smithers - "...But he's got a new hat!"

  • @aidanhochanadel8756
    @aidanhochanadel8756 5 років тому +123

    >enters school with intent to do bad stuff
    >man pulls gun in school
    Hey I've seen this one before!

  • @khhnator
    @khhnator 5 років тому +381

    lemme guess... Shredder was the same player as Mobile suit gundam wing?

    • @sampeng1
      @sampeng1 5 років тому +52

      Im guessing the Samurai was the Fighter they left paralyzed in the tower?

    • @aaronhumphrey2009
      @aaronhumphrey2009 5 років тому +28

      Next he'll be a T-800 Terminator/ warforged Titan !

    • @epicgamer6678
      @epicgamer6678 5 років тому +22

      Paladin was Asreal the sorcerer?

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 4 роки тому +2

      @@sampeng1 wrong guess,nice try tho.

    • @artimediasna759
      @artimediasna759 Місяць тому

      ​@@sampeng1No, that was the thief

  • @nighteadge86
    @nighteadge86 5 років тому +557

    dingo doodle and puffin forest ne
    w content same day woo woo getting my nerd fix now if jessjackdraw and zee bashew post ill be set.

  • @merpius
    @merpius 5 років тому +160

    The player of that samurai must not realize that "defuse" is not a synonym for "escalate."

    • @toddlafrance4521
      @toddlafrance4521 5 років тому +18

      Do you really think the Samurai knows what synonym means?

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama 5 років тому +12

      @@toddlafrance4521 Probably thinks it's something you put on donuts.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 5 років тому

      well,it could have worked...if it wasn't for the fail.

    • @dicerson9976
      @dicerson9976 5 років тому +2

      Yeah, you can't defuse an explosive by blowing it up, Therefore, neither can you defuse a school shooting by blowing it up.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 5 років тому +4

      @@dicerson9976 well,i mean, if it explodes, is there a fuse left? i'd call that defused.

  • @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii
    @stuffingtonjfluffypantsiii 3 роки тому +76

    Guard: "Are these companions of yours?"
    Paladin; "Never seen them before in my life." *slowly backs away*

  • @voidlayern9368
    @voidlayern9368 5 років тому +150

    "Wait I know how I can fuse this situation!"
    "Don't you mean diffu- OH N-"
    "Everybody drop your weapons! :)"
    Edit: She's soo kyoot! :3 3:56

  • @redghost-uy7hq
    @redghost-uy7hq 5 років тому +569

    That samurai just sounds like a very toxic character to have in the party.

    • @patrickholt2270
      @patrickholt2270 5 років тому +107

      Or player.

    • @Stonezorz
      @Stonezorz 5 років тому +46

      Makes for really funny stories like this one though, cant complain!

    • @treycool9565
      @treycool9565 5 років тому +174

      I didn’t find his antics funny. It felt more like he was doing his best to ruin a game setting he didn’t want to play

    • @Undomaranel
      @Undomaranel 5 років тому +133

      @@Stonezorz I would rather have funny stories spring up organically than have a violent, fool hardy instigator.

    • @greatgodpan5001
      @greatgodpan5001 5 років тому +129

      Stonezorz I’ve played with people like him, it may be fun to hear about but it’s seriously annoying to play with them.

  • @tsifirakiehl4250
    @tsifirakiehl4250 2 роки тому +19

    7:17 reminds me of a moment from my Curse of Strahd campaign. Our party had just met Stella, a teenage girl who was cursed into thinking she was a cat. Our druid was crawling around on the floor meowing back at her and our monk was waving a dead frog on a stick. The rogue was just awkwardly standing there with Stella’s mother, Fiona, and said that they didn’t really know the rest of the party that well when Fiona asked what was wrong with the druid and monk.

  • @Micolino9878
    @Micolino9878 5 років тому +409

    "I guess you could say-"
    "Don't you dare!"
    "We're looking for-"
    "DON'T YOU DARE!"
    "Where the Wild Things are?!"
    You mean. . . You DIDN'T intend this from the beginning? . . . That's weird.

    • @radianceguardians
      @radianceguardians 5 років тому +8

      I agree with you, Micolino9878. Ben should have seen this coming. As soon as I heard him say the “Wild Things”, my brain immediately went to that book.

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 5 років тому +4

      He has had this done before, where he creates things that have existed before, but he didn’t think about that beforehand.

    • @TheKidnappedOne
      @TheKidnappedOne 5 років тому +8

      I think it's an issue where as DMs when we are working on a campaign we tend to pull from our subconscious far more often than we should, NOT FREAKING REMEMBERING HOW THAT BASTARD IS, about dragging existing crap up that already exist!
      Yes I might have a problem with this from time to time....
      I might have also started cursing my subconscious and calling it "that bastard" for doing so.
      I may have recreated the brothers from boondock saints as two NPC halfling brothers seeking revenge against the local gangs, late night hoping to clean up their city from the bigger gang heads. One of them even carried like two hundred feet of rope. I fucking did the rope gag and still didn't register till my wife called it out.
      W: "That's the MacManus bros from Boondock Saints"
      M: "no, I just thought these two up a week ago prepping for this session"
      W: yes, yes it is and the one even has a shit load of rope he tried to push on the rest of the group"
      M:*sweating* "no I swear"
      W:***glare***
      M: "gods damn it I did it again didn't I?"

    • @AzureIV
      @AzureIV 5 років тому +2

      @@TheKidnappedOne Hey, the Boondock Saints are just telling the truth about rope. I've made sure my D&D characters have had plenty of rope years before the movie came out. It is one of the staples of good adventuring.

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому

      Micolino9878 We can find the wild things but I need YOU to join the memeulous army

  • @CCaseyTnT
    @CCaseyTnT 5 років тому +307

    "Permanently invisible" ... Sounds like your brother watches your videos

    • @clever_girl_766
      @clever_girl_766 5 років тому +6

      I bet after the campaign ends his character will find a cure for his invisibility

    • @allanlocke5749
      @allanlocke5749 5 років тому +9

      I thought his brother was really made up. Maybe he has a sister named Michelle who's husband's name is Billiam Dichard.

  • @A.Elbereth.Gilthoniel
    @A.Elbereth.Gilthoniel 5 років тому +200

    She actually behaves as a paladin, and the best one on UA-cam so far.

    • @eric_moore-6126
      @eric_moore-6126 3 роки тому +6

      "Actually behaves like a Paladin" is the stupidest thing I've read all day.

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 10 місяців тому

      Yeah! There's plenty of stories about paladins that behave closer to the samurai than to her, so it's refreshing to see Lawful Good played as intended.

  • @j.t.5178
    @j.t.5178 5 років тому +649

    Wait, wasn't this the same monk that got hocked up on shrooms and lost the Mournblade in the playground sandbox?

    • @thatguy-pl8py
      @thatguy-pl8py 5 років тому +40

      I believe so

    • @bthsr7113
      @bthsr7113 5 років тому +26

      Eeeyup

    • @j.t.5178
      @j.t.5178 5 років тому +14

      It was a retorical question but thank you for answering, lol.

    • @danielf.7151
      @danielf.7151 5 років тому +83

      also, not sure if it was intentional on Ben's part, but:
      "What dou you mean 'you lost the mourneblade'?"
      "What do you mean 'you're permanently invisible'?"

    • @darkhorseash4337
      @darkhorseash4337 5 років тому +2

      YUP

  • @cnlbenmc
    @cnlbenmc 5 років тому +52

    2:46 sums it up; "I have no one to blame but myself for this".

  • @Sagetower7
    @Sagetower7 5 років тому +129

    I had a similar? Situation where I was doing a "just about anything goes" campaign for laughs...
    And one of my players, on the first session that his character gets introduced... decided it was a good idea to shoot a police officer.
    Not one that was attacking the party, literally a police officer asking a party member some questions.
    His shots almost hit the party, and struck two police officers, about 30ft from the police station. A firefight ensued where the police officers chased him around town until he eventually died. The rest of the party either ran or hid. It was a shitshow.
    Just to add the icing on the cake, the character was a demonic version of Po from the teletubbies...

    • @whocares6757
      @whocares6757 3 роки тому +13

      My only regret in life is not being a part of that campaign

    • @Arcticmaster1190
      @Arcticmaster1190 3 роки тому +13

      The first red flag for me would probably be the fact that this guy was RPing as a demonic Teletubbie.

  • @Clare9189
    @Clare9189 5 років тому +17

    That character art for the Druid was pretty dang good,can’t lie

  • @54lolman
    @54lolman 5 років тому +49

    This seems more like Puffin's therapy session video then anything.

  • @axios4702
    @axios4702 5 років тому +46

    3:25 that would have been a perfect moment for a RWBY reference:
    _"Whats that?!"
    -"Its my blade! it´s also a gun...

    • @Arow2001
      @Arow2001 3 роки тому +3

      I just say Jaune and Neopolitan

  • @TheDragonCat99
    @TheDragonCat99 5 років тому +280

    Should've named this episode "The time my group accidentally started a school shooting!"
    ...on second thought the title's fine.

  • @commonviewer2488
    @commonviewer2488 5 років тому +107

    That Samurai is clearly Chaotic Evil! Party killing, murder-hoboing, and school shooting! Rewriting him into an enemy would be the only way to keep the character involved.

    • @Shalakor
      @Shalakor 5 років тому +14

      Or has a way too low Intelligence score.

    • @SolarFlairIsBestPony
      @SolarFlairIsBestPony 5 років тому +12

      Even a dog learns not to eat out of the trash with some persuasion. If this guy is 'too stupid' then that's just an excuse.

    • @asdergold1
      @asdergold1 5 років тому +12

      Honestly, I would say Chaotic Stupid with very low intelligence. Very, very low.

    • @SpookyMarine
      @SpookyMarine 5 років тому +3

      common viewer *Chaotic Stupid

    • @Entropy67
      @Entropy67 5 років тому +8

      yep, as a disturbance to other party members and story in general, in my game he would immediately have a hit on his head. I would probably get the rest of the party to hunt him down and kill him for the money. He shouldn't even be mad seeing that he is playing an evil character in a party of HEROs.

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 3 роки тому +56

    "She's so cute! I completely trust her."
    Me, who's watched later videos in this series: "You... probably shouldn't."

    • @StealthMarmot_
      @StealthMarmot_ Рік тому +7

      After a couple more videos this needs to be upgraded to "DEFINITELY" shouldn't.

  • @WildBluntHickok
    @WildBluntHickok 5 років тому +74

    I was expecting the "fire the gun upwards" fiasco to lead to the DM saying "this school is multiple stories high, you just shot a random kid on the 2nd floor"

  • @judgelance1311
    @judgelance1311 5 років тому +221

    Ben: Alright, their going to get into this school and get out. Nice, simple, and all around fool proof.
    Samurai: I'ma 'bout to end this man's whole DMing Career.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 5 років тому +16

      >is sword wielding samurai
      >pulls out guns and grenades in battle

    • @comradecrossbow9741
      @comradecrossbow9741 5 років тому +5

      The Last Helghast Commando Guns are nice and have you took your joy?

  • @kookio4284
    @kookio4284 5 років тому +36

    That Samurai *LOST IT* whatever marbles he had before, he lost them during this story

  • @TheSeventhZombie
    @TheSeventhZombie 5 років тому +43

    This is why as a DM I require ALL characters be finished and turned into me BEFORE the first session. And all mechanical stats, powers, effects, etc be cleared before being written into backstories. LOL

    • @Damalon01
      @Damalon01 5 років тому

      Clever.

    • @TheSeventhZombie
      @TheSeventhZombie 5 років тому

      Mad Hatters in jeans Oh well one-shots are a totally different beast. Most of my players don’t wanna even make characters for them, preferring pre-gens. I was obviously referring to campaigns...and the fact my players have destroyed my trust 😂

  • @azuraskeen3821
    @azuraskeen3821 5 років тому +15

    PF: "I have no one to blame but myself for this"
    As a DM, I feel that. On so many levels.

  • @YEETUSDAFEETUS
    @YEETUSDAFEETUS 5 років тому +127

    paladin: "we're gonna do this legal"
    samurai: "heh noooooo"

  • @duders307
    @duders307 5 років тому +424

    so wait, you had a party with what i'm assuming at this point was a chaotic evil samurai, and a lawful good paladin? and you did'nt think to check their sheets before hand???
    also, when the player said his character was permanently invisible, i'm surprised you did'nt just say his character is insane now from 500 years of loneliness.

    • @TheRezro
      @TheRezro 5 років тому +8

      I in fact know odd couples what did work, so it isn't issue by itself.

    • @ArawnNox
      @ArawnNox 5 років тому +45

      Naw, I'm betting you that Samurai player wrote anything other than 'evil' in their alignment. Heck, it's probably at least Lawful Neutral. Just because it's on the sheet doesn't mean the player is going to play it.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 5 років тому +57

      @@ArawnNox Chaotic Neutral. It's the classic "That Guy" alignment.

    • @kevint1929
      @kevint1929 5 років тому +19

      My solution to BS from players like "I'm permanently invisible!" is killing them in BS ways. Like, "a stray arrow crits you in the eye!". Perfectly balanced and all that.

    • @Minumer
      @Minumer 5 років тому +6

      Feels like if he does something like that people call him a bad DM in the comments, lmao

  • @brodyflynn4314
    @brodyflynn4314 5 років тому +47

    2:43 That is the best “I just made a terrible joke and I’m proud of it” face I’ve ever seen.

  • @rhysjonsmusic
    @rhysjonsmusic 5 років тому +73

    Atleast you have one player that isnt a total murder hobo.
    I'd have dm'd it that the samurai got gunned down and I'd have just down right said no to that permanent invisibility bs

    • @frankg2790
      @frankg2790 5 років тому +5

      Same here.

    • @danielleasewala2225
      @danielleasewala2225 5 років тому +21

      To be fair invisibility dude is played by his brother who he's just glad is playing Table Top rps given the hell he went through to make it occur.

    • @Zeliegrim
      @Zeliegrim 2 роки тому +3

      @@danielleasewala2225 adding to that. Wouldn't be surprised if the brother had blackmail material. He might have the baby pictures.

  • @rtasvadum1810
    @rtasvadum1810 5 років тому +147

    “So I guess you could say”
    “Don’t you dare!”
    “We’re trying to find where the Wild Things Are!”
    Me: on the floor laughing in tears

    • @mikehenderson7907
      @mikehenderson7907 5 років тому +3

      Donovan Blake
      His face in that moment was mine, every time I make a pun.

    • @AvidgamerZ
      @AvidgamerZ 5 років тому

      I need a captain. T_T

    • @jacksonh.552
      @jacksonh.552 5 років тому

      @@AvidgamerZ captain Morgan?

    • @helgenlane
      @helgenlane 5 років тому

      Can someone explain this one? I don't get it.

    • @wakeley4984
      @wakeley4984 5 років тому

      This tends to be the problem with naming NPC's as well and any location or organisation.. dodging all pop-references

  • @VinVaris
    @VinVaris 5 років тому +77

    We need like a wikia for the puffin forrest mythos. It's getting hard to keep track XD

    • @FlSKMASTER
      @FlSKMASTER 5 років тому +5

      puffinforest.fandom.com/wiki/Puffin_forest_Wiki It currently has no pages but I guess people can edit it

  • @clownygamingcircus
    @clownygamingcircus 3 роки тому +8

    "I am different. I've gone through a lot of character development. I'm wearing a hat now!"
    Not gonna lie, that line got me an 80% on an essay. Thank you Puffin.

  • @ThePokemonSoldier
    @ThePokemonSoldier 5 років тому +80

    or 'How to break your DM'
    That is the extra part of the title that should exist.

  • @apotheosis0111
    @apotheosis0111 5 років тому +80

    I absolutely love that the "permanently invisible" character decides the only way for them to break into the boarding school, is by knocking out teachers & students w/a boat, that they then use to breakthrough a wall! That's pure gold & something I would totally do 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
    That & my Shifter Rogue would also totally pretend to be a student that cons kids out of their money 😉😋

    • @Kereea
      @Kereea 5 років тому +6

      My guess is the only reason he let Will get away with it is because Puffin knows Will doesn't know just how much he can abuse invisibility as a mechanic, instead of just a fun roleplay feature/gag.

    • @qberrygamz5008
      @qberrygamz5008 5 років тому

      I think puffin allowed it because wills his brother

    • @GamerTowerDX
      @GamerTowerDX 5 років тому

      @@Kereea that doesn't sound that far-feched tbh

  • @Avigorus
    @Avigorus 4 роки тому +91

    My response to the "permanently invisible" claim: "You _were,_ but you aren't any more. As you think on the miracle of the end of your permanent stealth you realize that somehow, overnight, you lost levels gained in your previous campaign and are now the same level as the rest of the party; congrats, if you need to adjust your stats to match the rest of the party do so now."

  • @mestre12
    @mestre12 5 років тому +201

    Omg, the samurai is a freaking murder hobo.

    • @BVBrocks927
      @BVBrocks927 5 років тому +8

      The worst kind of player

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 5 років тому +14

      A murder hobo is reasonably tolerable. This is a psycho hobo; that is not tolerable.

    • @scantrontheimmortal
      @scantrontheimmortal 5 років тому +8

      ironically enough that sounds like how samurai acted during the crazy Japanese civil war era lols "listen mate you cant get that sweet loot or promotions if you dont keep stacking enemy heads"

    • @dynamicworlds1
      @dynamicworlds1 5 років тому +1

      Just gonna leave this here ua-cam.com/video/VAMHqDdpR-0/v-deo.html

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 5 років тому +1

      I can only imagine what kind of terror someone playing a Ninja WOULD be then...

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 5 років тому +50

    "A hat does not count as character development!...It does in anime, but not here."
    Robert E.O. Speedwagon: *Surprised Pikachu face*

    • @WaveShock007
      @WaveShock007 5 років тому +4

      Even Speedwagon had actual growth

    • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
      @thatpedanticcommenter5847 5 років тому

      @@WaveShock007 my own DM.EXE has crashed moment happened just a while ago. It was a kind of cross-over event that wasn't intended to happen, but essentially I had two games running in the same timeline in the same world: a 'normal' game, and a gangsters themed one. The gangsters had captured a business partner to one of the PCs in the 'normal' game, and were holding him hostage in a Forcecage. Two characters from the main game squared off in a cavern deep underground against two characters from the gangsters game, and eventually it looked like the main characters would win.
      And then the bard of whispers said: "I cast Earthquake!"
      *DM.EXE has crashed!*
      It ultimately resulted in our main characters surviving, though, because it only collapsed part of the cavern and the main characters were smart enough to stand near the forcecage and use it to shield themselves from some of the rock fall, while the gangsters...well...weren't so lucky.

  • @jeremyf6821
    @jeremyf6821 Рік тому +5

    You know, the permanently invisible shadow monk, feels like a good training description for teaching new DMs when they should recognize it’s time to say “no” to their players.

  • @pmmr2341
    @pmmr2341 5 років тому +62

    puffin forest sessions in a nutshell
    if paladin_out=1
    execute start_mayham.exe

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +3

      Would throw an exception. You're not exactly checking for a variable to be true.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 5 років тому +4

      If(paladin_out == 1){} or
      If(paladin_out == true){}

    • @patrickkeller2193
      @patrickkeller2193 5 років тому +3

      @@theblackbaron4119 nah if paladin_out=1 sounds exactly like a puffin campaign.

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 5 років тому +152

    That Is The Most Dishonorable Samurai Ever!

    • @tach5884
      @tach5884 5 років тому +20

      They're all like that when their body cameras are turned off.

    • @CCaseyTnT
      @CCaseyTnT 5 років тому +3

      Back in the day Samurai we famoas for testing out any knew blade they recieved on common villagers. Murder hobo comes with the territory

    • @valentinmitterbauer4196
      @valentinmitterbauer4196 5 років тому +5

      @@CCaseyTnT Nope. They only used dead bodies. Still amazes me on why people keep believing this. You've got. Free. Workers. There is literally no advantage in killing peasants that have to create income for you. Even the dumbest barbarian got this.
      But yea, some still were huge pricks, just like some european knights. Very dishonourabru dispray.

    • @Freezo90967
      @Freezo90967 5 років тому +3

      SHAMEFUL DISHPRAY

    • @Jian13
      @Jian13 5 років тому

      You should read up on samurai history. Not even close to the most dishonorable things a samurai can do (without losing title). I mean at least he didn't just murder a student casually just to test his iaijitsu skills.

  • @albertchristian1
    @albertchristian1 3 роки тому +12

    The thought of a session where the characters are filling out paperwork is immensely hilarious to me. 🤣
    "I get the forms and begin filling them out."
    "Roll a Survival check, please."
    "Uhhh ... 4."
    "You don't have a pen."

    • @isenokami7810
      @isenokami7810 Рік тому +4

      Other party member: “Uh, I rolled a 1…”
      GM: “You literally die of boredom. Here’s a new character sheet.”

    • @user-ni2vd7ft6u
      @user-ni2vd7ft6u Рік тому

      It’s a school there are probably pens in one of the classes

  • @FaeQueenCory
    @FaeQueenCory 5 років тому +125

    That's your brother who hates DnD's character right?
    EDIT: "To protect our thief, the druid set one of the children on fire."
    Yeah. I been there.

    • @rcrc9943
      @rcrc9943 5 років тому +3

      Yep accidentally set an old lady on fire once and failed a knockout roll and just punched her really hard in the head

  • @amateurishauthor2202
    @amateurishauthor2202 5 років тому +55

    "I'm permanently invisible!"
    This is why I recommend Demanding to see character sheets before the start of the campaign.
    Here's how I'd deal with it... kinda funnily.
    "Okay, you're permanently invisible, but you stink so badly that your odor has left a perfect outline of you, rendering your invisibility completely mute as they'd see your smell long before they'd see you."
    "But... that's not fair!"
    "I can't hear you, you're invisible."
    XD

  • @TheSuperSpud
    @TheSuperSpud 4 роки тому +34

    No one:
    The monk: *knocks out person with boat*

  • @ImAStarf1sh
    @ImAStarf1sh 5 років тому +70

    “I guess we’re trying to find where the wild things are!”
    Hilarious

    • @deamon6681
      @deamon6681 5 років тому

      I don't get it. Explain please?

    • @ImAStarf1sh
      @ImAStarf1sh 5 років тому

      Jürgen Hans
      It’s a joke in the video :p

    • @MisterLimeLemon
      @MisterLimeLemon 5 років тому +1

      @@deamon6681 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Where_the_Wild_Things_Are

    • @deamon6681
      @deamon6681 5 років тому

      @@ImAStarf1sh
      I know it's a joke in the video, I just didn't get the joke, but you seem to have

    • @deamon6681
      @deamon6681 5 років тому +1

      @@MisterLimeLemon
      He is referencing a children's pictue book from 1963? No wonder I've never heared of it.

  • @xavierezman4608
    @xavierezman4608 5 років тому +26

    I feel like the samurai is the same genius paladin who in the blackmarket episode decided to defuse the situation by attacking the secret police.

    • @azurebalmung4520
      @azurebalmung4520 5 років тому +7

      There was that same moment of '...I have a feeling your 'great idea' involves stabbing.'

    • @Eidenhoek
      @Eidenhoek 5 років тому +9

      To be fair, the paladin was put in a rough situation.
      The samurai...
      *sighs super-hard*

  • @jesternario
    @jesternario 4 роки тому +8

    This reminds me of the society I had in one game that was powering devices with “mage batteries.” Turned out that they made these batteries by slowly draining the life force of arcane casters and mixing it with liquid ether. The players left that city in a runaway rail car as the mage battery factory exploded.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 5 років тому +27

    "Id become so stealthy and sneaky that nobody could see me!"
    Literally every monk and thief past level six...