His jokes are so corny but hilarious. He broke a Guinness World record for telling the most jokes on October 7th 2004. 499 jokes in an hour. Please do more Tim Vine.
I went to see Tim Vine about 3 years ago at Cheltenham Town Hall and was left laughing for days! The guy's a genius and did, for a time, hold the world record for the number of jokes told in an hour.
Great to see you feature Tim Vine - you need to concentrate or you'll miss a joke. No need to litter his act with cursing - just a brilliant funny guy.
I saw Tim's show in St Albans. Laughed continuously, but probably missed 1/3 of the jokes, as they come so fast your still laughing from the ones before. Tim also had one of the top 2 jokes at the Edinburgh Festival for @10 years running. including the brilliant, I'm going to sell my Hoover, well it's only gathering dust !
@@King-balloon You can't say that without looking stupid... what you mean is YOU don't think he's funny. You see those people laughing? Guess why that is!
Tim Vine is one of those guys that the first few jokes your going "uhhhhh" but progressively you just start to laugh more and more at this constant stream of ridiculous one liner dad jokes.
Tim Vine is hilarious he’s got clean jokes very quick jokes he literally bouncers but we love 💕 him he’s in the Guinness book of Records for telling the most jokes in in a certain time I can’t remember how much time they had but he did it when he’s on tv 📺 he tells his jokes so fast I don’t know how he does it we love 💕 Tim in England 🏴 he’s just brilliant please more Tim Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴😂😂🤣🤣👍👏👏👏🥰👋 sorry about some of the typos 😂👍
This is a good intro to his "dad joke" one-liner comedy style, but he also does more surreal and slow-burning stuff e.g. his "pen behind the ear", "ventriloquism" and various musical routines, which are worth checking out if you want to explore further.
Oh man. Some of THE most dad of dad jokes, I’ve EVER heard. Yet for some reason they’re funny, and you’re right: if this was a ‘try not to laugh’ challenge, I’d be screwed after about 5 seconds…….. 👍🍻
He played my student Uni in 1994 as it was part of the UK comedy circuit and out of the dozens of comedians I saw live there over 3 years he's the one who stands out, he literally brought the roof down, he was hilarious! Corny as hell but brilliant!
Tim Vine used to hold the world record for most jokes told in an hour. He is a great one liner comedian. Milton Jones is another great one liner comedian.
Can't beat a few one liners eh lads, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson, Jim Davidson and of course Freddie Starr, lads you've gorra Freddie Starr,s clip on the Michael Parkinson with Mohammed Ali, absolute classic, best regards from County Durham England
He's the sort where they're so bad they can be funny, well to those who did laugh. For me the odd one, I raised a smile but I could only imagine he would do your head in after a while. I was watching a carpool youtube video by Robert Llewellyn (kryton on red dwarf) and Tim Vine got into the car. The whole journey Tim was doing his stand up. It was relentless. After a minute you'd lean over, open the passenger door and boot him out
Aw man, I miss those Carpool videos! They were fun. Especially the ones he did with his Red Dwarf castmates and Lisa Rodgers (who he hosted Scrapheap Challenge with). Those episodes you can just tell its two old mates having a good old laugh with each other. I did like the Tim Vine one, but you are right - he's pretty relentless with the gags!
They are so silly they are funny. Guys you gotta watch Gary Delaney. His one liners are hilarious and it looks like you appreciate silly jokes, puns and punchlines.
Guiness world Record Holder for telling 499 jokes in an hour which he held for 10 years between 2004-2014 . new record stands at 550 by Australian Tony Goodwin .
Best One Liners (IMO) - Milton Jones for weird, Gary Delaney for NSFW, Stewart Francis for a Canadian spin on Tim Vine , Tim Vine for family-friendly (TF = personal fave)
Are we talking about the same Jeremy Vine that stole tax payers money from the Bumming Babies Collective to fund a piss up? The guy's a grade A dickwad!
You might also like Milton Jones, if you like Tim Vine. In terms of delivery, he'd be like Tim Vine's nervous and socially-awkward brother, but he's just as sharp with the zingers.
It's nice to see Peter Davison is doing comedy after his stunt as Dr Who, I thought I was auditioning for Dr Who before realizing that I was at the World Health Organisation
Stewart Lee. Carpet remnant world. Please review this. Every section is brilliant. His comedy is layered and very intelligently delivered with crude intervals
Tommy Cooper another British comedian was good at these jokes. "Sometimes I drink my Whiskey neat, other times I have my tie askew, and shirt hanging out!" Just one of his jokes.
If you like silly humour try Stewart Francis (if you haven't seen him already) he's Canadian, but he's often on the British comedy circuit. Also, as mentioned below: Milton Jones and Gary Delaney are great.
if you like tim vines you will defo like Peter Kay ...try the clip called MissHeard song lyrics xxxx lovin the channle ...all the way from the black counrty in England xxx
“Dad joke final boss” is the absolute perfect description of this guy!
Tim Vine is a genius. Saw him a few years back and his jokes are non-stop. Had such a headache I laughed that hard.
His jokes are so corny but hilarious.
He broke a Guinness World record for telling the most jokes on October 7th 2004. 499 jokes in an hour.
Please do more Tim Vine.
Great idea! I reckon these lovely chaps would love his musical style.
He once held the world record for the most jokes in an hour. 499 I think.
he still holds the record. as the guy who beat him used prompt cards.
@@jeanlongsden1696 Cheat lol
What a legend
"He once held the world record for the most jokes in an hour. 60 minutes, I think"
@@tommullinerart 🤣🤣🤣🤣
More Tim Vine, for sure! Bill Bailey is another great comedian too.
I went to see Tim Vine about 3 years ago at Cheltenham Town Hall and was left laughing for days! The guy's a genius and did, for a time, hold the world record for the number of jokes told in an hour.
Tim Vine is my all time favourite comedian, defo do more, the guy is a comedy genuis.
A few years ago I saw him live at the Edinburgh Festival. I nearly broke a rib laughing. It's like a Gatling gun of jokes, it just doesn't stop!
Great to see you feature Tim Vine - you need to concentrate or you'll miss a joke. No need to litter his act with cursing - just a brilliant funny guy.
Crime in multi-storey car parks, it's wrong on so many levels.
I saw Tim's show in St Albans. Laughed continuously, but probably missed 1/3 of the jokes, as they come so fast your still laughing from the ones before.
Tim also had one of the top 2 jokes at the Edinburgh Festival for @10 years running.
including the brilliant, I'm going to sell my Hoover, well it's only gathering dust !
Milton Jones is very funny ,he’s like Tim except completely off the wall
Yes please!
My other grandad loves Milton Jones
And he’s funny Tim vine isnt funny
Yes Milton is a genius.
@@King-balloon You can't say that without looking stupid... what you mean is YOU don't think he's funny. You see those people laughing? Guess why that is!
Tim Vine is one of those guys that the first few jokes your going "uhhhhh" but progressively you just start to laugh more and more at this constant stream of ridiculous one liner dad jokes.
Saw Tim Vine live before, I couldn't stop laughing the entire show. He literally makes up jokes on the spot with people in the audience. Legend!
I just got back from a cruise where all the drinks were free. I had quite a lot to drink, but I didn't go overboard.
Tim Vine is great. I love the fact his brother is such a serious political analyst and interviewer, and yet Tim is brilliantly silly
😂😂😂😆😆Awsome reaction more Tim vine pleas try Tim vine live at the apollo
Tim Vine is hilarious he’s got clean jokes very quick jokes he literally bouncers but we love 💕 him he’s in the Guinness book of Records for telling the most jokes in in a certain time I can’t remember how much time they had but he did it when he’s on tv 📺 he tells his jokes so fast I don’t know how he does it we love 💕 Tim in England 🏴 he’s just brilliant please more Tim Love 💕 from Denise in Yorkshire England 🏴😂😂🤣🤣👍👏👏👏🥰👋 sorry about some of the typos 😂👍
This is a good intro to his "dad joke" one-liner comedy style, but he also does more surreal and slow-burning stuff e.g. his "pen behind the ear", "ventriloquism" and various musical routines, which are worth checking out if you want to explore further.
"Ventriloquism" is great!
Oh man. Some of THE most dad of dad jokes, I’ve EVER heard. Yet for some reason they’re funny, and you’re right: if this was a ‘try not to laugh’ challenge, I’d be screwed after about 5 seconds…….. 👍🍻
I’m going to sell my vacuum cleaner, it’s just collecting dust. Tim Vine
React to the whole of his show "So I said to this bloke...", a couple of these jokes were from it but it is absolutely superb!
He played my student Uni in 1994 as it was part of the UK comedy circuit and out of the dozens of comedians I saw live there over 3 years he's the one who stands out, he literally brought the roof down, he was hilarious! Corny as hell but brilliant!
Yeh more!!! He's my favorite comedian.
I've just come back from one of those once-in -a-lifetime holidays....never again
Brilliant, hes an all rounder for all the family.
I replaced a flat with an all-rounder yesterday!
Have met him so many times as he goes to watch Sutton United Football club alot. He is brilliant off and on stage.
Tim vine lives on the next road to me in cheam Surrey England, i see him down the pub sometimes
Definetly more Tim Vine! Glad you guys liked him
You can tell he's one of our best because he can make people laugh without swearing! :D
Tim Vine is great, very clever play on words.
You should try Gary Delaney he is brilliant for 1 liners,
Absolutely. Very funny guy
Totally (not underrated) but not known enough.
I was cutting up vegetables into small pieces with the Grim Reaper - I was dicing with Death 😂
You like this, you must watch some Milton Jones. You'll die laughing!
My other grandad...
Or of boredom!!
Best comedian ever. Clean joke after joke after joke. Saw him live and my jaw was hurting from laughing so much.
Tim Vine used to hold the world record for most jokes told in an hour. He is a great one liner comedian. Milton Jones is another great one liner comedian.
Time vine pen behind the ear is amazing 👍🏻👌🏻🇬🇧
What happened,you forgot to press RECORD 😂😂😂😂😂
In 2004 Tim took the World Record for the most jokes told in one hour (499). Each had to get a laugh and cue cards were banned. He held it until 2014
Please do more Tim Vine! He’s amazing!
I just saw this :D Thanks for watching my video :) glad you enjoyed my selection of his jokes :P
How many expected "I met her as a rebound" on the bungee girl one, but drop-dead gorgeous was amazing
Tommy Cooper was a great comedy act/magician
Can't beat a few one liners eh lads, Tommy Cooper, Les Dawson,
Jim Davidson and of course Freddie Starr, lads you've gorra Freddie Starr,s clip on the Michael Parkinson with Mohammed Ali, absolute classic, best regards from County Durham England
He's the sort where they're so bad they can be funny, well to those who did laugh. For me the odd one, I raised a smile but I could only imagine he would do your head in after a while. I was watching a carpool youtube video by Robert Llewellyn (kryton on red dwarf) and Tim Vine got into the car. The whole journey Tim was doing his stand up. It was relentless. After a minute you'd lean over, open the passenger door and boot him out
Aw man, I miss those Carpool videos! They were fun. Especially the ones he did with his Red Dwarf castmates and Lisa Rodgers (who he hosted Scrapheap Challenge with). Those episodes you can just tell its two old mates having a good old laugh with each other. I did like the Tim Vine one, but you are right - he's pretty relentless with the gags!
He nailed the Bee Gees 🤣🤣
Tim Vine is in a comedy starring Lee Mack called "Not Going Out "
Once went on a once in a lifetime holiday, never again.
They are so silly they are funny. Guys you gotta watch Gary Delaney. His one liners are hilarious and it looks like you appreciate silly jokes, puns and punchlines.
Tim Vine, ' I've decided to sell my Hoover. ....................Well, it was just collecting dust .'
Guiness world Record Holder for telling 499 jokes in an hour which he held for 10 years between 2004-2014 . new record stands at 550 by Australian Tony Goodwin .
Best One Liners (IMO) - Milton Jones for weird, Gary Delaney for NSFW, Stewart Francis for a Canadian spin on Tim Vine , Tim Vine for family-friendly (TF = personal fave)
Love Tim Vine.
I had the pleasure to meet and have a drink with Tim Vine at a corporate event. Such a kind guy.. seen him live a few times too!
The funny thing is (apart from the jokes) his brother is Jeremy Vine, a very serious newsreader. Their jobs couldn't be more opposite
Very serious newsreader? Are you pissed? 😂😂😂
@@jackmason4374 And are you actually Jackie Mason? You’re right, he’s more of a current affairs presenter lol
How? The news these days is a joke.
Are we talking about the same Jeremy Vine that stole tax payers money from the Bumming Babies Collective to fund a piss up?
The guy's a grade A dickwad!
24magiccarrot I said he was serious, I didn't say the news was
Tim is king of the one liner
I’ve seen Tim a few times live here in the UK- just non stop laughs.
Tim Vine is one of only a very few who can make me cry tears of laughter! 👍👍
You got to watch an actual Tim vine show not a best bits , the guy is a genius :)
PLEASE DO MORE TIM!!! HE'S AWESOME!
His brother is a serious radio/TV presenter Jeremy Vine
You might also like Milton Jones, if you like Tim Vine. In terms of delivery, he'd be like Tim Vine's nervous and socially-awkward brother, but he's just as sharp with the zingers.
Omg the Bee gees thing, totally forgot about that 😂👍
Try Milton Jones for one liners, a bit less Dad jokes than Tim Vine
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@UCyZCdWR086lZMzLokyQ6ZiA i always find Stewart Francis a bit smug. But Milton Jones is brilliant!
My 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 grandfather...
the lad with the baseball cap when he saw him do the beegees his expression when he laughed cracked me up mint
Milton Jones is similar to Tim vine and Gary delaney is the adult version of vine!
My favourite Tim Vine joke: I just threw away my vacuum cleaner, well, it was just gathering dust.
yeah tim vine hooray Find the pen behind the ear routine he holds the record for most jokes in 10 mins
Still makes me laugh, cheers.
That was brilliant!
A Career Councillor asked me why should you never lie on your resume, I said cause it'll get all creased 😉
You should watch Chris Turner, comedian and freestyle rapper, raps about anything on the spot, brilliant.
If you like Tim Vine you'll really like Milton Jones
It's nice to see Peter Davison is doing comedy after his stunt as Dr Who, I thought I was auditioning for Dr Who before realizing that I was at the World Health Organisation
Stewart Lee. Carpet remnant world. Please review this.
Every section is brilliant. His comedy is layered and very intelligently delivered with crude intervals
The darker version of this is Gary Delaney.
The man who held the world record for the most amount of jokes in 1-hour
Love Tim Vine ... Simple but funny ....
His brother, Jeremy Vine is a successful BBC presenter, broadcaster, and journalist in the UK.
Only two words spring to mind when I think of Tim Vine - "Flag Hippo". If you know, you know.
"You don't know where any of these are at all do you?"
Tim Vine is brilliant! You have to watch 'Not Going Out' which is a sitcom which he did with Lee Mack. It the sitcom with the most one liners.
Watch him UK TV series taskmaster. Genius 🤣😂🤣
I recommend Gary Delaney for 1 liner type jokes.
Do flag hippo or Tim doing ventriloquism. Both are surreal but hilarious
One of the best
Milton Jones is the king of this type of comedy.
Tommy Cooper another British comedian was good at these jokes. "Sometimes I drink my Whiskey neat, other times I have my tie askew, and shirt hanging out!" Just one of his jokes.
I went to the doctors the other day. I said "When I bend my right arm, the elbow hurts.". Doc said "Well don't do it then".
Dad Jokes Final Boss!!
😂😂 Love it!
If you like silly humour try Stewart Francis (if you haven't seen him already) he's Canadian, but he's often on the British comedy circuit. Also, as mentioned below: Milton Jones and Gary Delaney are great.
No swearing, clean jokes and a funny man indeed
His song “alarm bells” is fantastic.
Tim Vine - BNAG! Thats Bang out of order.
His brother, Jeremey Vine, is a presenter, broadcaster and journalist.
& thief of tax payer's money!
@@isaachunt7107 What?
Tim Vine is a comedian. Jeremy Vine is a clown.
@@spacefanatic Jeremy Vine stole tax payers money from the bbc to fund a piss up!
Type into youtube.......Tim vine....pen behind the ear
This man is the death of comedy!!!
if you like tim vines you will defo like Peter Kay ...try the clip called MissHeard song lyrics xxxx lovin the channle ...all the way from the black counrty in England xxx
Definitely do more Tim Vine! The Two Ronnies and Tommy Cooper are great also.
Gary Delaney does a good 1 liner set.
Stewart Francis is the king of one liners. Check him out if you dont know already!
Tim is brill