Worst Superteam In CS History? Astralis Major Fail - CS2 news, hateweek 2 EU RMR B
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- Опубліковано 2 чер 2024
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tough for the goat danish org to not be at the PGL Major. as a fan of the game it sucks to not see the best danish player in history (device) not at the first danish major, but he's not free from criticism.
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0:00 - Intro
1:35 - 9Pandas beat Astralis
2:35 - Only gla1ve
12:05 - Funny stuff
13:20 - Superteam discussion
16:29 - Bitter end - Ігри
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Why isn't anyone mentioning how Astralis doesn't have a coach? Last time I checked, a 23 year old without any significant pro experience cannot command a team with this talent. They're essentially playing without a coach.
What aspire headset do you recommend for just at home gaming obviously one of the games being CS but playing any games
10:34 made me laugh so hard LOL i love these types of vids, keep it up
what a great time to be hating on astralis, sad for staehr though.
Hear me out
Heroic -nicodoz +Dev1ce
@@TonyKalashnikov Honestly, that would be sick
@@TonyKalashnikov hate to say it, but at this point I think device retiring is a much more believable reality lol
@@turkeyman631he was in top 20 last year, literally just a bad period of 2 months doesn't mean he's washed
@@capsser7005 He said he wasn't having fun. Almost seems like a NIP situation
Launders was so excited to release this he prerecorded 30 different versions with all losing possibilities for Astralis just so he could get it out quicker.
How hard I work for yall …
You would never guess who I blameF mostly.
its really really odd watching him, its like he's always a beat late to everything that's happening.
He’s too busy “calling” so he can avoid the bait allegations of being a terrible lurker.
BlameF sucks as an IGL. He fucked up complexity back then and now Astralis
baitF is a clown who needs to get kicked
Lazy analysis ,device not able to hit a shot and jabbi playing like a noob is the reason they sucked.
I‘m so thankful for 9P beating these ex-Heroic snakes.
stabbi 🔪 and stavn🐍
Lol stabbi was the names put together
Stavn + jabbi = stabbi@@DGRWPF
Couldnt have said it better
rats
„As a racist, this one hurt“ 😭
I can not FUCKING wait for the hltv top 20 next year where Staehr is the only person from Astralis who makes it
Ok imagine
wait i need
watch him be on track for this and still be the first one kicked from the team
Stabbi allowed me to achieve ultimate hatemaxxing levels. Such an inspiration
Astralis saw the Cloud9 superteam and thought they'll do one better
man that c9 super team has felt a tad flat too, its a shame
The difference is that at least we understand how c9 can be fixed in theory. Just sign a sniper and a better coach.
Astralis on the other hand though, I literally don’t know how to fix that team. They just don’t work.
@@cloke3076 Send blame to the shadow realm and get a proper igl
atleast they made it though
after device tweet they might be ripping off the no awp lineup too
"Sad, confused, angry"? LOL, I am purely on the hatemaxxing train, I am "Ecstatic" about Heroic, ENCE, and then 9P destroying Astralis, and also stoked about Falcons, LOL. Huge props to Glaive! What a moment for him. And heartfelt commiserations to Dupreeh :( That's where my sadness lays.
not even a little bit sad that device won't be at the first Danish major? dude got top 20 every year that he was actively playing for the past 10 years and is the Danish GOAT
Yeah I don’t like falcons either. Not players (except boros) but the sheikh oil blood money
Yess I love my oil state sports washing outfits!!!
@@Lee0812bro what's wrong with BOROS he didn't play well for them but the guy isn't bad.
Remember when they beat Vitality, then everyone was saying they're going to win the major. That aged well
Me :(
@launders sometimes we have to accept the L's, hopefully stabbi have accepted theirs
who would've thought booml4 would outawp device at an event
😂
Hilarious he’s not getting any blame,guys like acor and hades awning way better than him.
@@animecuts813to be fair, hades on a good day is legit one of the top awpers right now, acor on the other hand is really hit or miss and it is quite weird to see him playing better than device lmao
Anyone who feels sorry for the org (and even some of the players) hasn't been paying attention to their behaviour for like the past four years. Them missing the first Danish Major is absolute perfect karma.
Richard Lewis as a racist you know xoxo
despite all the work on astralis you have convinced me nip are the #1 most hateable org after their slack leaks
it’s a great time to be a hatemaxxer
We won but at what cost? Being a hater is not easy 😔
you did great it was worth the pain 😪
legit so sad Device wont be at the major, I really really hope he makes it back to major playoffs before he retires
Then he better not whiff easy shots??
@@roflmfao4life so true here, he was just so ass in this event.
don't get me wrong, i like dev1ce and he's a legend, but i can't say i particularly feel bad for him. his stockholm syndrome is through the roof and astralis after blamef acquisition has just been fucking dogshit, so it's really on him for staying at this shithole
Staehr doing the exit interview sums up everything about the Astralis shitshow at this RMR
Astralis died long ago smothered by corporate oversight and greed. The players are just collecting paychecks at this point and I can't blame them. Maybe in 2 years, rumors will start that the old lineup is playing together again online. Then suddenly they'll make a new team and go on a 2nd run of dominance.
To me the main reason so many established teams are struggling is that the rosters are not made organically. Before teams were reduced to investment opportunities, they were made by players who naturally started to play together. There was a layer at the bottom, like a super heated plasma, where teams were formed and fell apart constantly. When players, who were good enough, found other players they had chemistry with, they would stabilize and bubble to the surface and make a go of it. Maybe they were successful, maybe not and maybe they would replace a player in a hotel room after a tournament because they had someone else they would rather play with. It was cutthroat but it made great teams because the players had chemistry and wanted to play with each other. Now teams are a brand, like Astralis, and they try to buy replacements to keep the brand alive. To me it's a fundamental issue of CS that it has become too corporate. It has never been reliable to just buy 5 top players and stick them in a team together. They will almost never perform anywhere near the level you expect. It occasionally worked if you went for pure aim but then they would randomly get beaten by some team no one ever heard of because they weren't playing as a team and fell apart when they met too much resistance.
Hate-pilled, straight Hatemaxxing, in my Hate Era
all the hustle, late nights, missed parties, early mornings will be worth it
Hate to you brother ❤
Been waiting for this hatemaxxxing, obrigado launders
Staehr was obviously the problem. Just get another top 20 player to fix it lol
Lol he literally carried them but sure blame him cause he is not famous
@grignardreagent2molpanipan299 Congratulations! You found the joke!!!
The fact that they have the gaul to send out Steahr for the interview makes me legit heated.
Damn, TIL the word 'hatemaxxing'. I love it. Fitting for Asstralis and the Backstabbers😂.
Was waiting for you to upload 😍😩
The best thing that has come out of the stabbi incident and astralis shit show is a new Heroic team that is fun to watch, Glaive crying and Cadian building one of the most exciting rosters in recent memory.
that bottom right gif is destroying all of my focus while you talk ily tho
Hatemaxxing comming in BIG today
Hope we get to hear you and Scrawny casting at the major (not sure if the casters were already announced). You two are awesome.
great week to be a cadian fan
as someone who joined CS during the astralis era it would be very interesting to hear about the past superteams of cs
I also joined right at the beginning of the Astralis era and as a Liquid fan that was a painful time to get into it, but it was worth the wait for Liquids good, but short era (I consider it an era at least🥲)
Would LOVE a more in depth look at super teams from the past coach Lau
Richard Lewis kept saying your content was good; I've been watching your channel for a few weeks and this one is really, really, really good and well spoken.
I look up to his commentary vids so much. I’m trying to make people laugh like he can
@@laundersMVP status in the commentary world at the moment, my man
An analysis - Astralis with glaive when Devve hadn't returned, beat Ence and C9 with gambit roster, they were at least competitive only losing to very top teams, Astralis with glaive blame devve was doing great, they won a minor cup as well if I remember, again beating c9 in finals, the Astralis with glaive gone and steahr buzz and borup was awesome again, with them making deep runs, beating g2 and that "His Name is Joe" phase shit, they were consistently good, just a bit short of beating top teams, till the news of stavn and jabbi came in.
And when stavn and jabbi came in, in the individuals performance of devve and blame dropped where stavn or jabbi where top fragging for a few matches, they were losing consistently but the performance of the stabbi co was great initially, then they started getting bad kd and devve and blame started upping their kd, and then the whole team started dropping kd with steahr playing the best out of all of them. You can clearly see the inconsistency with roles and importance given to players, all can't be the superstar, and when all want to be the superstar, the only guy left ends up becoming one. This Astralis team has played worse then every other iteration I have pointed out till now.
new launders upload, we eating good today
Great raw video Lau. Much, much more of this please. We need much more brutal honesty in the scene
smokin stabbi pack
Oldman seized last run
Staehr gave the interview visibly defated but taking the pain inside, with the self-containment and self-criticism of a true leader. He answered all the questions without workarounds, being honest, humble and a true sportsman after a devastating defeat.
He's 19 yo and the 5th player of this roster, but since that interview is the most mature of all.
Btw, he deserves a goddam rise.
Hate? Maxxed. Fraud? Watched. Love this stuff from Launders.
I wonder what the next Asstralis shuffle is gonna look like.
-baitF hopefully. In every iteration of Astralis he's been in he's always very unwilling to sacrifice for the team.
The baiting is especially pathetic when he's igl. Like what the fuck kind of leader is he?
Really like this new series / format. ❤
bruh what a 180
I was like "hell yeah lets go Astralis" when they were 11-8 up vs Spirit...
love this format, keep it up
the fact that dupreeh didn't receive any tier 1 offer is sad
Love all the melee art in the background
I can't understand how an org that set the gold standard example for - "you don't need 5 superstars to dominate", ended up making a superteam that sucks.
Absolutely agree! That exit interview should have been done by any of the other 4!
Astralis have been limping for so long, how does the "upgrade" finally kill them off?
It didn't, they haven't made the last 3 majors. This is just par for the course for them. The only difference is that now they are paying way more to lose just as much.
@@WayTooAwesome after limping with some random pug from faceit - blowing the entire bag and getting nothing but hate, burnt bridges and killing your long time star's enthusiasm for the game isn't quite business as usual.
Surely that's all hands on deck we're about to get wiped out territory.
@@AvocadoAfficionadoDamn u rly made me realize how FUCKED they are...
i'd love your thoughts on what the community and orgs think would be a good team vs what a good team really is. e.g., why is astralis failing? why did C9 not work out? why is ence working out?
it seems to me like a player's skills is not just what he can do, but how the surrounding team supports him to show his strength. It seems you can't expect donk to perform similarly in another team with bad roles (even though he's insane, he'll likely have a dip). Yes and of course would love to know the history of superteams in cs and how it fared.
Love your presentation... a calm, well-spoken guy just hatemaxing. being objective yet subjective. you're hitting the right spots. easily my top cs content creator. Love you.
Love these videos! Keep them coming 🔥
fasho champ!
well guys its joever
2 years deep into that iteration of astralis, now i finally got hyped up for the team i support for the first moment since 2020 and they do this
pain
the opening line is crazy
did not hear 1 wrong word out of ur mouth sir, great overview on the situation
yes! do one about superteams in the past! that sounds good
Lau I’ve always been wondering.. your pfp. What is your affinity to the moomins?
all blame goes to blameF. i have never seen such subpar igl-ing in such a big team. all 5 of them has great technical skills but they needed someone like karrigan or even glaive who can get the best out of these players with the tactics
I took a sip from the hate cool aid last week and now it has me in a choke hold Launders 🤤
any1 else find the bottom right gif distracting? and is any1 going to acknowledge how well 9p played? So good!
Love that rubbing moses head GIF.
Lau on that psp1g overlay arc
who chooses who has to do the interviews (e.g. the exit interview for astralis which staehr had to do)?
That moses gif is insane
I really like seeing Clint Stevens in the background, twitch GOAT
the picture on the top right really could use some more context
I'm so hapy I'm about to start gratitude-maxxing.
moomin pfp here as well; based beyond belief
Not an Astralis fan, but feel bad for them, missing the home Major. Felt a little similar, when G2 missed RIO. They should probably avoid social media for a month at least. That Dev1ce tweet also came with an inappropriate timing.
Is that Clint Steven’s at the top of the screen?
I don’t know what the hell this Astralis is cooking but it ain’t edible.
Astralis the new IBP with that throw, someone check the vod
someone explain me the race meme that launders uses every time
Could you do a demo review of astralis's games this RMR and show how why they failed
such a big blow for danish CS and the major event in copenhagen. It's not going be a major to remember now
Getting back into CS after taking a few years off, I'm not conditioned for the hate/love rollercoaster, send help
nice format love ur content
Thank you !
We are not angry! We are not disappointed! We are HURT...
As someone who was a heroic fan this was fun to watch cant lie.
Lau I went back and looked at total awp kills in the grand final of Katowice tournaments, those stats tell me everything we need to know about the balance of CS2 right now. The awp has not been figured out by anyone regardless of updates. Sure the standard long and open lane picks but nothing like we saw over the past 5 years with GO. Zywoo choosing to go with the AK, simple choosing to do so, I meaaaaaaan things are looking weird. Also to extend on your point further if you look at that those stats lau, the least amount of awp kills at Katowice before donk was drum roll………device! 4:59
Monesy only good cs2 awper
@@animecuts813 look at his average kills compared to go. Maybe the best in cs2, everyone can have their opinions. Fact is mr12, it’s economy, and subtick has killed the awp. Donks run at Katowice is not surprising with the state of the game.
you know it’s bad when boombl4 is better awper than device
@@animecuts813 exactly😂
I dunno I think the economy is a bigger factor for AWP not performing in CS2 than the mechanics itself
4750 is a way bigger ask comparatively with less rounds to work with and way more risk imo it should have its price reduced a bit
The curse of Stabbi is hella strong
No chicken parm for lunch today but Raising Canes could be the next best thing. Thank you mr lau for teaching me how to hate from a position of strength. Astralis rip bozo L org
r a i s i n g c a n e s
we dont have it in canada but god damn i miss those juicy strips
thank god launders uploaded this an hour ago because i’m on lunch and i’m gonna hate literally my entire hour 😤
Have a great day at work
Its quite helpful to call two people using one word- Stabi.
Thank you community.
gla1ve the honorary pole at Katowice and now the ENCE team being honorary Danes at Copenhagen
Nietzsche would approve of your little disclaimer at the start lol.
The players make sense even blamefs individual level is great but the calling is just making this team look so distraught. Stavn is a great play maker, jabbi is a great entry fragger. But their gameplan is to lurk all around the map solo and then execute with 3 people and two lurks. Horrible gameplan for the caliber of players they have. MR12 also hurts their very conservative play style, strong economy but the best you can do sometimes is 6-6 or 4-8 a half doesnt cut it in cs2
Banger Astralis Hatewatch, until the next week
where the flipitty floop is xyp? I'm surprised he didn't try to join a team for the RMR. Or maybe he did try but hasn't been reached out :/
launders man when are you casting again. I love your casting with scrawny!!
superteams history video, yes please
Maaaan, its really sad that its not working for them. I don't even know who they should kick to get a better IGL, maybe even Glave? BlameF because of roles and playstyle? Devve cus of lack of motivation? Jabbi because he has bad stats? It feels so fucking sad honestly...
Astralis can be successful again if they have the right IGL which is not Blamef. Maybe try Staehr? I feel for Device tho. Maybe add him to Heroic lineup.
I do think people put to much blame on BlameF (lol). He is the IGL yes, but Stavn and Device should have the pedigree and experience to be able to help figure this team out. To me it seems like nobody really believes in the project and that is a death sentence when you are playing against people who would give anything to get into the major. When DEVICE, the greatest danish player of all time is going on Twitter saying how he isn't having fun BEFORE you even get bounced from the LCQ, that speaks volumes. Imagine being a young player like Jabbi, Stavn, Staehr and playing with your idol only for them to give up and not put their 100% into the team. Maybe its an issue with Astralis as an org too, maybe they just really are a nightmare to play for nowadays and thats the reason device doesn't feel motivated. Idk, I just don't think BlameF's calling is so bad that 4 top 20 players can't even make it through the RMR, there has to be deeper problems.
Device and jabbi are the reason they sucked,Blamef can’t click mouse for device or tell jabbi to stop playing like a noob
the new astralis tactic is really change the whole roster, coach, supoort coach, waterboy when they loose. While the CEO states "astralis is not a losing team"
Maybe the real Superteam is the friends we made along the way
Ngl I’m pretty sad. After Dev1ce came back I wanted him to have a good team. Big shame.
13:07 launders about to say if u want to be a murderer
The most insane and maddening part is, that Astralis sent staehr to the post-game loss interview. Instead of taking the responsibility and sending blamef, as Striker already said on twitter. Felt bad for staehr, hopefully he wont be scapegoated, since he is the best player right now. But i highly doubt that they will kick anybody else
were truthmaxxing on dis one
how were they able to figure it out when they had buzz and Borup? I know blamef is not a very good IGL but he has succeeded before with worse pieces. between when they dropped glaive and picked up stabbi they were actually impressive! Everyone was shitting on Borup but the team was actually working, it wasnt broke but they tried to fix it and now they are paying almost as hard as they possibly can.
why is clint stevens in the background. what lore am i missing