Made My Girlfriend Play Elden Ring: The Malenia Experience
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- Опубліковано 26 сер 2024
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There's nothing scarier in souls than a barefoot woman.
In anticipation of Elden Ring's DLC my girlfriend and I replayed the base game together. Along the way she set her sights on tackling a boss she was never able to beat back in the day and we decided it would make a great stand alone video. Be sure to keep an eye out for when I Make My Girlfriend Play the Shadow of the Erdtree someday soon!
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Music List:
Cynthia’s Theme (Pokemon Platinum)
Limgrave (Elden Ring)
Main Menu Theme (Elden Ring)
Wii Shop Theme (Wii Shop)
Crazy Science Owls/Trainwreck of Science (A Hat in Time)
Scherzo di Notte (Kingdom Hearts)
A Violent Encounter (Shadow of the Colossus)
Rooftop Escape (Unravel Two)
Malenia, the Blade of Miquella (Elden Ring)
Rotten Vale (Monster Hunter World)
Dancing with the Source (Divinity Original Sin 2)
Phantom Forest (Maplestory)
Great Wilder (La Pucelle)
Sister Friede and Father Ariandel (Dark Souls 3)
You Go Girl (Disgaea: Hour of Darkness)
Fuka’s Theme (Disgaea 4: A Promise Unforgotten)
What boss took you the longest in the DLC?
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Hi! Looking forward to this video
final boss of course 😭
Rellana and the final boss were the only two that gave me trouble with my greatshield build, but with my beast claw build, Gaius was the worst.
@@BoyMetGirl Top tier video, and the boss that took me longest was Bayle the Dread.
(Edit: haven't finished the DLC yet)
The final boss is insane, took me way too long
This dude's girlfriend is out there beating Malenia with him. Meanwhile my girlfriend is absolutely owning me at Mario Kart.
It do be like that sometimes
man I wish i could find a worthy rival, my whole life playing mario kart, and now i cant find anyone to beat me, unless its those online lobbies
If I remember correctly, According to Nick, one of the reasons he started dating Taryn was because she could beat him in mario kart lol
@Andrew_-nr7zt do it ever though ..
mine kicks my ass in smash every time we play
'Barefeet women are terrifying' - she's like the opposite of Miyazaki
Rellanna is the exception that proves the rule
@@TepigIsHotwhat does this mean
@@jackrocks8350 rellana is also barefoot and she is a very weak boss.
@@TepigIsHot from what game?
@@jackrocks8350dlc
Actually impressed she survived her first waterfowl dance
Ya I was surprised. She took the first set and managed to evade the rest of the waterfowl dance. I was surprised and cheering her ahh on 😂💪🏽
Took me like 15 deaths before I learned to evade half of it 😂
Yep. Makes her better then most players.
(Though I can only compare host who summons me and extra dudes who gets summoned alongsise me.
But I'd wager majority of players have tried cooping on boss so... )
@@poutineausyropderable7108 ya I helped people by fighting Malakai and malenia and the frost dragon. They die pretty quickly for the most part 😂
Girl plays a bruiser. Disrupting momentum is real.
@@lord7134I’ve beaten her multiple times and still don’t know how to evade it, I just get lucky in my fights when I beat her 😂
8:50 - 11:03 i love that they kept the entire first fight unedited, was actually a really good first attempt
Classic fromsoft boss fight experience, the first attempt goes decent, every subsequent attempt goes much worse.
@@carljohan9265 fr
Her reaction to the Waterfowl attack was all of us the first time we fought Malenia "WHAT THE FUCKK?"
LMAOOO this is the comment I was looking for
Yh an absolutely bs move.
I don’t know what’s scarier the death edit at the start or the fact there wasn’t a single phase 2 death in it
This must be payback for Boyfriend’s No Bonfires run
Which, on turn, was Girl's payback...
War... War never changes...
An eye for an eye makes for REALLY good content.
The moment that she killed Malenia but died a bet homie was slowly backing out of the room 🤣
Dude your girlfriend is SO good, bless her. That last fight had me so invested I actually yelled out in excitement when she won 😂 So happy for her, also her first attempts look better than most players' 30th attempt. Dunno how she does it
2:34 don't think I didn't notice those elden ring themed nails
04:30 Oh man, the Manscaping caused his balls to drop even further!
21:10 That rage is so relatable, IT SHOULD BE COUNT !
Other bosses it literally counts!! Bet it has to do with her rehealing
I'm waiting for the day it says "Made my Wife Play __________"
Waiting on Half Life 3 lol
"Made my Wife play Half Life 3"
@@lowresSandwich made my wife play silksong 😔
Made my wife play Elder Scrolls VI
Made my wife play Hytale 😞
One of the best tips for malenia for her waterfowl dance is to just throw any pot at her, stops her dead in her tracks.
Especially freeze pots, the frost proc has another layer of stagger to it.
@Wadusher frost roc also has the same property as bleed procs in that they do a percentage damage
If the pot has a guy named Let Me Solo Her attached to it, it just stops her dead.
It's still a SUPER tight window to do that, though. Especially if you have to stop for a second to cycle to the pot, and then throw it. Doable, but still not a brainless baby mode cheese. Might be the go-to for the level 1 Malenia fight, though.
@@logancooper3625 you dont really have to cycle to the pot if you have your flasks in the y+d-pad slots or whatever the equivalent is on a ps controller, then you can just have your throwable of choice ready all of the time. this even has the added benefit of not having your heals be input read.
LMAOOOOO BRO the fact im looking at the screen and i scream LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO and she’s roaring in victory MAN THAT WAS AWESOME
20:52 was brutal to get stuck there, all she could do was roll and pray.
How does that kill not count??? I’m so confused
@@Helba00 the thing with Malenia is, she's the only boss that when you kill them, you have to wait a few seconds for her dialogue to play out before it gives you the great rune, i think because the rune wasnt added to her inventory, it doesnt count.
@@exemplar7205Godrick and Renala have something similar where you have to wait for a while after they die to get their great runes because of their death dialogue
@@ulysses6690same for Mohg. My first fight with him ended in a mutual kill but he yapped for so long the game didn't count it.
@@ulysses6690 ahh ok ty, only really remembered Malenia doing that, its been a long while since ive played the base game to be honest :)
I’m going to show my GF that if Taryn can beat Malenia, She can kill Radahn (She gave up 6 months ago).
Godspeed brother, this random npc has faith your questline will end in success
She can totally do it, but for COMPLETELY UNRELATED REASONS, maybe don't have her play the dlc...
“WELL WHY DONT YOU DATE TARYN THEN?!” 🤣
@@steph4559 "SHE'S ALREADY TAKEN, THAT'S WHY!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
She can do it!!!
the cynthia music is just such a perfect match
how did i never consider the cynthia/malenia match in "will beat you up and become infamous for it"
No boss has the same heights of a skill ceiling like Malenia does. She curves from frustrating to immensely satisfying the more you piece her wide attack set together.
I've been hoping for something similar on the dlc menu, but I'm almost done and while entertained Malenia remains in a class of her own.
That voice change caught me off guard
They might've gotten sick. Both their voices dropped I think.
Girl with the elden ring logo on the nail is sick af
Malenia being the Cynthia of Elden Ring is a correlation I neuer knew I needed.
(Also look at these Elden Ring Nails during the sponsor 😮)
Also, look at those dodges during Malenia's water fowl dance. Dodging better than I can
man the cynthia theme got me. i felt my heart-rate go throug the roof
That’s not he usual Boss Music- it’s worse
Elden Ring and the Portal videos are what put this channel on the map for me, so it's always nice to see them wander in the Lands Between again.
8:20 the hammer covering the entire view LOL
Dude hit a second puberty out of nowhere
I love how Tarny does the ad read for a male product
a male product used to impress women though lmao
26:06 I can only wonder what the neighbours must've thought when they heard Taryn scream that! :D
One thing i would recommend to you both as well is a Teo video, its named something like this took me 237 deaths, when he finally kills her, his determination to go tell his wife at the time was amazing lol it reminded me because of Nick having to go to the shop whilst Tayrn is attempting (and manages) to beat her.
did his voice just change mid video? 4:30
Went through puberty mid video
I thought it was only me, it was different!
your girlfriend gonna love the outfit you get from defeating the final boss of the dlc
That musical edit at the beginning was *chef’s kiss*
Nice one, that last Boiled Crab she ate was almost a mistake, she just needed to heal twice and rush in for a guaranteed jump attack while Malenia was recovering from the Scarlet Aeonia... But she let her get up and I could feel the despair to land that last hit~ lol
same thing happened to me with that commander guy in the swamp. doesnt count until the enemy defeated text hit before the you died text hit. rot is terrible. also my hard drive deleted my save too thankfully my cloud save was only about 20-30 hrs behind my hard drive save but im still trying to scrap that progress back.
funny thing is you can just cheese him by making him follow you through rot geysers cause hes dumb and slow enough to get hurt by them
4:30 damn nick ya voice got *deep* IDBWKWN GAHAH
Bro I was not prepared, thought I accidentally click on a different video halfway through
my man locked in for that one holy
I'm actually wondering if he just didn't get sick? Lol. Like he kind of sounds congested to me
My man hit the Squilliam pack
The Cynthia Music for the beginning was a beautiful touch
For future reference, freezing pots when she's in the air stops her from doing the Waterfowl dance.
That opening montage with the Cynthia music gave me chills.
I'm glad you used the Cynthia theme for the intro montage. Malenia fills me with the same dread that Cynthia did back on the day lol
My guy hit puberty for the second time in the middle if the video
I bet it’s such a nice experience getting to play these games with someone you love. I don’t have a girlfriend, so I play alone but I definitely have fun. I’m just saying, appreciate what you’ve got, which I’m sure you do :) great video 👍
You can feel Tarny lock in in that final fight! Awesome job!!!
2:24 THOSE NAILSSSS
There are 3 bosses with moves that can heal you. All of Malenia’s, one of the Regal Ancestor Spirit’s moves (Giant deer in Siofra), and Mohg’s NIELL NIELL NIELL
18:16 I was not expecting Maplestory music in an Elden Ring video, but honestly, really fits
The victory screech was so deserved! Good job
There's not much that's as satisfying as watching a former newbie ascend and "git gud" through practice and determination. She did really well. Props to her.
I was literally screaming at the end😂
the dlc bosses made malenia look like a fair fight
You can heard the sheer panic keyboard or button pressing when she first fought malenia
This is inspiring for me to try killing a boss without desperately summoning other people to help. YOU GO GIRL!! ❤🎉
The dodges at that insane attack are so clean, I can't even do them. She's really good.
Mad respect to the people who suffer through bosses like that without using spirit ashes. It only took me 3 attempts to beat Malenia with my mimic tear, but without it I'm sure I would have been there for days!
Just don't completely troll your defensive aspects and you'll only be there for a couple hours tops. Not wearing the heaviest armor and defensive talismans is like a self-handicap.
I used mimic with blasphemous blade, only took two tries and I was happy my strategy and build worked.
You could see the panic the entire last 10 seconds before she beat her.
"Dont die. Dont die. Dont die. Dont die. Dont die... Forget dealing damage, just don't die!"
I know that feel all too well.
Fantastic video, love to see y'all working together and workshopping the encounter, and man I felt the last few Great Hammer swings against Malenia in my soul haha! Congratz on kill, enjoy the DLC :D
I've only started playing the DLC today, the day this was uploaded, and I can't wait to see you two take it on
Cynthia’s theme goes so hard with the Malenia fight.
One thing I've learned about this game... when I start to get *legitimately* angry, it's time to put down the controller and try again another day and/or do something else in this game. When I'm angry, I'm not in my right mind. If I'm not in my right mind, I won't do anything right.
This is so off topic bro but ur girlfriends laugh is comedy gold I love it 😂😂
21:00 I hate it when bosses have ending dialogue because if you trade deaths you will never win
I just finished watching the previous vid you made! Can't wait to see you guys play the DLC!
HAD TO REWATCH THAT AD READ - Love the elden nail art!! it looks amazing ❤ ⚔️
Dodging waterfowl that effectively on her first attempt is genuinely one of the most impressive things I’ve seen Taryn do in the souls games
I just wanna say, right off the bat, that I really appreciate how you lined up the swings of the blade with Cynthia's theme. It was so cool!
Man I absolutely love these videos! My sister just asked me the other day if I'd think she'd like it... and I have to send her here. If "someone who doesn't play games" (or formerly, now) can beat elden ring... someone who sometimes plays games can beat elden ring
Good luck on the dlc, be wary of the last boss, he is rumored to be harder or on par with malenia.
playing cynthia's theme is so fitting for the boss fight lmfao
"You won't be maidenless forever" Girl you overestimate us.
Love how the video opens with Cynthia's battle music. This is really what it felt like when I faced her the first time I played Gen 4 when I was a kid.
Just throw a freezing pot at Malenia when she starts the waterfowl to knock her completely out of it.
3:00 ngl- didn’t expect this kinda ad read but it’s ADORABLE.
3:54 super excited for the rest of the video, I love yalls SoulsBorne content!
21:30 Good lord what a way to die… Malenia ain’t a pushover.
I love the fact I heard vo... cynthia's theme at the start.
Volo caught me so off guard 😅
i would love to see you both play Code Vein. Its a game with a amazing storyline and a few heart throbbing moments. Ps girl is going to love the character creation at the start.
I appreciate the disgaea music in these videos sm! Have the gf try disgaea someday!! 😭
Good luck on the DLC
The Cynthia theme, and the editing done to match the Cynthia theme, is such a good lil touch.
Enjoyed this so much!
I lost my save as well and had started all over again. I’m just getting to the haligtree and I am dreading this fight again
The Cynthia Music! xD. totally appropriate
The rotten vale ost is so fitting for Malenia, and as far as I know you're the only content creator to use it... This channel is dope
You madman. How dare you use Cynthia's Boss Theme as the background to a death montage against the most badass female boss From has ever produced. And how dare it be so appropriate. I'm a little mad it works so well. You gave me trauma flashbacks with the music alone XD
actually watching through the ad read and see her elden ring nail, its so fabulous 2:22
That ad read was smooth AF. Congrats on 200k -- you both deserve it!
Yeah, I had no shame in using the Mimic Tear for this fight. Even then I failed and failed with a shield and great sword build. It wasn't until I decided to just level up a second great sword and try two of them, since even a shield let her heal, that I finally found success. I had Gugs and the Iron Throne great sword. Between me and the Mimic that could dish quite a bit of damage. I knew I was making progress when my Mimic survived well into the second phase. I frankly have trouble imagining really doing it without using the extra tools at my disposal. That fight was rough.
19:35 Oh that’s so painful, when it about to kill the hardest boss in the game but u died right away 😫
25:59 I’ve taught people how to play the game as well and it’s always such a good feeling when they beat a boss on their own
Man even her first ever try was actually pretty darn good getting so close to the second phase.
your easying the same weapons i was using, theyre so much fun
fun fact you can use frost pots to completely stop waterfowl as it procs frost instantly
I lost my elden ring save recently so i restarted the game, played as a mage, i used summons and mimic tear too because i was just trying to beat every boss and get every single item fast.
When i got to Malenia, she decided to use waterfowl's dance 6 times basically in a row, sometimes she would do one or two moves in between the bs attack, but she just spammed it, i dodged it 3 times my mimic tanked 2 times, the last one got me
The Cynthia music goes hard
Ngl for her first attempt at Malenia she did pretty good
Git Gud at its finest, we learn, adapt, overcome. Brings a tear to my eyes 🥲
“SIT DOWN!”
I was legit cheering and screaming watching the final attempt here. You go, girl!
2 words: meat dumplings - keep them in your belt for those type of emergencies, its like 3 more estus charges, the poison is pretty much negligible when you are being 3 shot or worse
The fallen leaves tell a story. Of how a Tarnyshed beat Malenia, now sitting on a throne right next to "Let me solo her". Thy majesty has become a legend! 🎺🤩
0:27 The fact that you set the deaths to the beat of Cynthia’s theme is hilarious. 😂
Didn't watch the DLC stuff, because I just got to the Dancing Lion (one of my new favorite fights so far in any Souls game, right up there with Gascoine and Dragon God), and I like getting surprised, but I'm so proud of/happy for you! The algorithm probably wanted this video shorter, but I loved feeling the tension of "is this the time?" while you went, especially with the last battle. Such patience at the end! Glad you're enjoying the Lands Between, I am, too!
Also this is (I think) the 666th comment, so I'm adding a "Hail Satan" for funsies.
Finally, Thank You!!!
Was finally able to defeat Melania while listening to this video......don't know why...lol maybe this video was the perfect amount of distraction to keep me from overthinking while dodging waterfowl dances 🤣