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"My 15 yr old was playing and i was watching, without him knowing."
*So stalker*
yeah basically
Dani Boie no, creeper
@@diamondtermite2187 Aww man
(idk the whole song)
Nome_1309 you are obviously nine years old
@@michaelsmart8670 if a reference to Pewdiepie (yes)
Actual age (no)
“My son is summoning demons!!!”
*Me: Go play doom.*
Hahaha
“Satanic rituals”👌😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣
Same
I want to say that but you did
Can we just appreciate that at 4:17 at the bottom, it says, "My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game" with a 5 star rating?
Edit: oh my god I have not checked this comment in so long! tysm for likes
yea lol idk why it is like that the 5 star rating
Maybe the game made them feel better about it?
Since it is good I guess?
Yeah lol
XD
"But I found the setting and blocks themselves to be unrealistic" EXCUSE ME SIR..BUT THE UNREALISTIC BLOCKS MAKE THE GAME SO ICONIC
fr
I can hear a mom saying hey why are these creeps following u
RUUUUNNNNNN
@@masonman8182countryball fan
4:17 "my son burnt down my house and made it up to me with this game" *5 stars*
Yeah, normal things i'll assume.
oh nice 86 likes
that's pretty cool
😂😂😂
Lmao
"Zombies are too scarry"
*Turns peacefull mode*
you are a god you saved the world
Coronavirus: *well yes but actually no*
How do you make the text huge!?!?
Spelt peaceful
@@Nikki-tg2ph * minecraft * = *minecraft*
*thanks*
Notch: I have made a game where you can use your imagination and make anything that you want!
1 star reviews: no.
Children of those who gave 1 star to this masterpiece: *What did you say?*
It’s so infuriating and pathetic that parents would say the fact you can die in MineCraft means it’s bad.
If you completely insulate your child from ever seeing even a hint of death _your child is going to be utterly broken_ when they experience death for real.
4:19 Did any one see the 5 star review that said:
‘My kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game’ ?
And he's fine with that
I just commented on that and then I scrolled down more and I see this.. do u want me to delete my comment
Nah it's good
Omg I m saw that lol
XD
The parents: *MINECRAFT IS VIOLENT*
Also them: *call of duty is fine*
lol
*Yes Jimmy we can buy you GTA*
@@fantasticgood5403 *and jenna here's resident evil 3*
Me (bulit a gaming PC with 2070 super to play AAA games)
also me (playing only Minecraft whole day)
Bruh
One of the reviews: THERE ARE MONSTERS, THAT'S ILLEGAL
Mojang: That's the reason why we added peaceful mode
At least there’s one positive thing about those reviews, they’re very entertaining
“There’s satanic rituals in this game!”
Anyone wanna tell them about the doom franchise?
Isn't Doom about killing the demons though? Doesn't killing the demons mean *less* demonic rituals?
@@seabassthegamer6644 to war with the redskins
@@seabassthegamer6644 When your right, you're right
@@seabassthegamer6644 hmmmmmm
Doom is the most christian game ever, as you are killing spawns of satan to purify the earth.
"Oh no, the creepies are killing my sonnn!" I can actually hear a Karen saying this!
*runs to mojang* DELETE THE GAME MY SON WAS KILLED BECEAUSE OF YOU I WILL SUE YOU AND CALL THE POLICE ON YOU
And, OMG I SAW MY SOOONNN DIE FROM MINING AND RAN INTO A CRRRRREEEPPPPEERRR!!!
su tart dad:o noo tha crepes ar keling my SUN
Sorry I know its so old but I always find it so funny
@@marcomichoji2352 you know what is old?
...
SU TART IS NOT OLD AT ALL
and its good that you know who su tart is
OMG MY SON KILLED A COW AND IT TURNED TO DUST I WILL SUE YOU
4:03 That brings back good old memories when Minecraft Classic was free to play and playing on cool minigame servers like Lava Survival back in 2010-2012. Man I miss those days.
Sometimes I can’t tell if these Karen reviews are reviewing ironically
_Bruh_
*INTERESTING*
LOL hahahhahahahhaha
Ooo! Inzeresting! (Interesting!)
-TF2 Medic
@@stevejones1503 *INTERESTING*- carly from i carly
Steank
"never talk to women ever again"
"son why are u not married yet?"
"i cant speak to women"
"why?"
I can’t stand parents like this. It’s horrible.
DO NOT like this comment
it has reached 69 likes
@@diamonddemon7612 to bad too sad
@@diamonddemon7612 these people won't understand our *nice*.
Sorry bro
@@diamonddemon7612 let's get it to 420!
YES PLLZ MAKE MORE OF THIS TYPE OF VID I LAUGHED SO HARD WHILE WATCHING
3:42 Me as a 4 year old playing Minecraft and has slept normally: this is true….
Karen: zombies are too scary
ZOMBIES IN MINECRAFT: green face, to black squares as eyes, punch you instead of eat you
Really? I didn’t know!
Eh more like a slap
@@misterp1355 I think you're thinking of cod zombie modes.
@Grim Reaper karen: 😱
Poor zonbies
"Zombies are scary"
Wither, ghasts, endermen:
*Allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*
Elite (Cave Noises, Blazes, The Stronghold)
Elite herobrine:allow me to introduce myself.
**Opens Minecraft
Zombie: hi
**Closes Minecraft and never opens it again
That one single skeleton with an enchanted diamond helmet that killed your entire doggo army;
*Allow me to introduce myself*
None of them even phase me I even like endermen they’re my favorite Minecraft mob.
What makes me mad about this is, that the parents of the children are trying to hide them from the real world. And they don’t let them experience new things.
Why was this video so funny?! I'm subbing
These parents are the kind of people that would write a review on the pringles company saying that their kid dropped one on the ground and their kid cried
"VERY UPSET"
Or "iT cRuNchEd sO LoUd iM dEfiNitElY DeAf iN oNe eAr I sUe U"
@@whuman8621 lul
Parents in a nutshell :
I sAw mY sOn bReeDinG sOmE bRoWn bLocKiSh aNiMaL tHaT mAkES bOO sOuNd and hE DiD soMeThiNg tHaT mAdE tHeM KiSs aNd tHeRe wAs rEd hEaRts
(Violence) (Sexy stuff) (drugs lmao)
Lol
@@staringhamster2240 haha
"THERE IS SOOO MUCH BLOOD IN THE GAME"
So every block that is red is blood, i see...
Lol Redstone dust.
Redstone block, redvool block, mushroom block ans others: our feeling are hurt
@BlockPlays aka bloodstone
You are at 69 likes right now and I a greatful man wont ruin it I dont want to commit crim
:minecraft Redstone
:Karen BLOOD!
I do actually remember when minecraft was free online, and no it wasn't during it's earliest stages. It was pretty early, but not like *that* early on~
I do miss those days~
However, I may be mistaken, it very well may have looked official at the time and been a pirated download, but I wouldn't be able to be sure now, it's been ages
LOL.
The only thing i can blame this game for is because i would like more fantasy mobs.
Other than that the games fine and the developers are honestly being way to careful the game stays that way.
yall remener the famous meme ''get out of my room im playing minecraft
Yes🔥👏😎
Lol
Yup
*yes*
Yossssssssssss
"Is bad to kill animals!!!"
Me making bread from the wheat I planted because I don't want to hurt the cute pig
PewDiePie's girlfriend managed to play Minecraft as a vegan, so other people can do so as well. 😂
all sheeps and cows are dying because they cant find wheat to eat
It's a game not real life also pigs in Minecraft are very thicc
I live farm life too :)
You can shear sheep instead of killing them
Minecraft was my childhood, I’m 17 now, but I still play it just like I used to
It actually used to be free in like 2018 idk I forgot when I was like a lot more younger
“They’re scared of the creepies”
Me: *laughs to death*
no no..there DEATH MONSTERS SO SCAWY
Luis Brunstein you dumb
nichole moore what?
Smae also i knew i wasnt alone 😹
nichole moore *your your more dumber lmao
Random person: Minecraft zombies are scary
Everyone else: green squares are very scary, yesyes
yesyes totally
Some of somebody brother in this vid comment: eyyo zombies cute
I was scared of them when I was 5 I started playing Minecraft when I was 5
Yes. I get nightmares of a green slimy blob (not dream) jumping and getting bigger
@@zepplayz_yt213 well dream is a mutated teletubby
Bandi: in every game you can say anything
Roblox:are you sure about that
I think the free review was referring to Minecraft pocket edition lite, which was free. I remember playing it as a kid. Obviously this was a long time ago and no longer exists 😭 that person is stuck in the past
“Zombeis are really scary”
Zombies: green steve
Zombeis
Ah a stack of likes
Hehe 69 likes
Not anymore
@@fathan5626 oof
I have this feeling... that these “parents” are actually little kids that weren’t able to build their dream house
Your comment makes a lot of sense
*build
CuppaJoe1 oops thx
In my feeling... they are a toddler who keeps getting killed by creeper/Lava
true lol
*three more years later* bandi: so today we’re playing teardown the 1000th time
I think by the "minecraft used to be free" they meant when it came already download. Like the only reason I first played it (and even knew about it) was because it came already downloaded on my computer when I got it. Didn't cost a thing to play (this was Minecraft Bedrock Edition (or whatever you want to call it) btw)
A review on Minecraft: "The zombies are scary"
Literally every single zombie horror game in existence: *Are we a joke to you?*
Zombies in minecraft: just a zombie made out of blocks. Zombies in other games: bloody as hell
*maybe*
Minecraft zombies be like: *bbbbbrrrrrrruuuuuuuhhhhhhh*
PvZ
Yeah zombies in Minecraft aren’t scary one bit
18+
"Zombies and really scary"
*M I N E C R A F T*
Horror games : *"Allow us to introduce ourself"*
Okay, Karen. Jeez...
Cave sounds
@@goldfish_56tp87 you can disable ambience sound in setting
@@mr.bucket8308 i know, only bedrockers are instantly immune to the scariest sounds in human history
"Minecraft has hell in it!"
Doom: "Am I a joke to you?"
4:04 the review is right. Minecraft was free when I was in 6th grade in elementary
Parent: KILLING ANIMALS IS SO VIOLENT
Me: Then don’t eat anything from animals
Right man
They think meat spawns in supermarkets
@Sally NA the number is Millions
aka become vegan/vegetarian
Milk: um
Cheese: ok
Ice cream: but why
These people: Minecraft is violent
Me: Having a memory of myself taming 10 wolves per day and taking them all to explore
"Every day" do they all die?
@@ruthelt oh, so how many are dead-
Eitan Tavor I've only tamed 1 wolf in my survival don't want any more yet but I'm still on iron level so maybe
[Super Metroid triumphant theme playing]
Me remebers Creative mode exist so you dont need to kill things
Parent : The zombies in this game are really scary. Dont buy unless you want your child to have nightmares
Minecraft Zombies : *blocky green peas with black dots and clothes*
This is f-ing hilarious I love it
Kid: *plays minecraft and loves the game*
parent: "I'm about to end this kid dream"
lol
Kid: *Plays Minecraft and loves the game*
Parent: I'm about to to end this Kid's whole career
flip trip I’m about to end this mans whole Career
Spirit Animations career? Kids don't have career lol
bruh i read it :
"im about to end this kid , dream!!"
*techno orphan destroyer mode on*
"Drinking, Drugs, and Smoking" "You can't do any of that in Minecraft!"
Golden apples and potions: "And I took that personally"
How are you forgeting pufferfish
pufferfish is literally only for getting high
Potion of nausea: And i took that too. (Also sorry if I spelt nausea wrong lel)
Fun fact: dolphins get high on puffer fish poison *insert "The more you know" gif*
yeah, but its not really supposed to be like drugs and stuff, that kinda stuff isn't really real, so it isn't as bad.
6:22 Hey that is actually a 2-star review
This is so funny, beware of the creepies!
Ima admit it I used to be scared of the mobs in Minecraft
*and creepies*
oH nO nOt ThE cReEpIeS
hehe kinda true
NoT ThE CrEePiEs
i was scared of skeletons on skeleton horses lmao good ol' days
I was scared of the cows
Lol
“You’re a square”
“I’m not listening to a square”
But, Minecraft-
XD
What about games like Geometry Dash or Just Shapes & Beats, games where you *legitimately play as a square?*
Cubes
but, Minecraft is a square XD
XxTeayah_XayahxX I think of it more as a bunch of cubes.
3:45 me at like 8ish years old watching john wolfe play all of creepypasta land, then not being able to sleep for a couple days.
At this point I feel it’s kinda pointless to try leaving a bad review on the game bc everyone knows what it is; even my grandparents who have never played a video game at all
I like how in minecraft zombies aren't a big threat but in real life it would be horrifying(like that's ever gonna happen)
Exactly..
Yea... like that's gonna happen...
*happens*
We shouldn’t we worrying about zombie apocalypse we should be worrying about the REAL APOCALYPSE THE KAREN APOCALYPSe
@Floating Duck its a low chance of that happening...
But it’s never zero..
"There's so much blood in the game!" Is your son playing minecraft, or watching minecraft animations?
I think their son was doing something random with redstone like putting it around a zombie and that's where the idea came from
@@maxsnow9952 That makes sense. But any sensible human would know not to mistake redstone for blood.
@@jhonenamrhein6514 unless they never heard of redstone
@@justalemon8173 fair.
@@jhonenamrhein6514 the sims fair is not four bbs this commit will kill your braincells
Bandi - every game has a chat where you can say whatever you want!
me: roblox
also me: minecraft 1.19.1
I honestly don’t love minecraft but I also don’t hate it, and I respect people who do love it, that is their valid opinion but different people like different kinds of games.
I swear the amount of Karens out there
this sounds like my mom
NovaTheWolf sounds like my aunt
oh- well, that took a turn
Probably is
"Zombies are scary"
Me: *laughs in cave sounds*
Laughs in disc 11 and 13
So true!!
I fear no man... but that thing... *Disc 11 & 13 + Cave sounds*
It scares me
Ture, you get used to them after a while but I can see kids getting scared of the really creepy cave sounds and the creepy discs. Reminds me of when I was young and was scared of those things. But I'm used to them now after about 7 years XD
Hello cu6716
" can say whatever you want in the chat "
Minecraft: Adds chat filter to latest versions and into many other's
Servers: Adds a mod to remove chat filter and spam filter
my mom writing a five star review: minecraft must be a really good game because my kids play it 24/7
a random karen writing a one star review: minecraft is too scary, my 20 year old son that still lives with me played minecraft once and didnt sleep for a week.
that karens son writing a five star review: i love minecraft so much that the first time i played it i stayed up every day of that wee to play it.
The rituals: end and nether portals
The sacrafices: exp for enchanting
The demons: the wither
What is wrong with people?
EndermanEmperor ! Lol there is so many other sacrifices, Like my dogs-
@@hypelyrics3008 Oh no...
So in the Minecraft patch notes it said day removed Herobrine so i back in time made the Herobrine ritual sorry if I'm sounding like a 2013 UA-camr
Is this most American mothers looks like?
Intervewier: how bad is Minecraft
These people :yep
"Dont waste 20 bucks. Go buy them some books instead'
Me:well ill just buy a minecraft book.
Karen: And not a Minecraft book
Top 1 momentos bruh
Numero 1
minecraft is $30 too
Right
*laughs in $6.99 mobile*
bandi: Every game has a chat
also bandi: do you want him to play dora the explora, cuz it has no online chat
3:41 out of all mobs they picked zombies 😂
"Do not buy zombies are really scary"
Meanwhile my 4 year old bros slaughtering zombies like a complete lunatic.
Hahahahaha lolll
Lol😂
brave kids hahaha
Ya mean your 4 year old bro with de boys :D
Meanwhile my 6 year cousin playing doom
One star reviews back then:
Herobrine is really scary don’t buy if you don’t want your kids screaming in the middle of the night!
One star reviews now:
zOmBiEs aRe rEaLlY sCaRy
Don't u mean, My SoN Is ScArEd Of ThE CrEePiEs
My SoN is NoT lIkInG tHe TeLePoRtInG mAn
"ThE CrAfTiNg ReCiPe Of STaIrS"
William Howard Omg same
Herobrine was the main reason I didnt want to go into caves XD
4:01 when minecraft was first released it was called "Cave Game"
I saw this recommended and can say I have a 4 year old nephew who plays minecraft his mum is chill about it and he don’t find it scary what so ever 💀
4:17 five stars, age 2+, “my kids burnt down my house and to make up for it, they got me this game” LOL
The kid probaly thought he was a blaze
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 yea probably
XD
@@somedudewhospamsballoons2707 lol
3:41 Don't buy
"Zombies are really scary.if you want your kid to not sleep for weeks then definitely buy this"
Zombies, Husks, Drowned and Zombie pigman: *b r u h*
Zombie villagers: ;)
Drowned: :)
18 aged minecraft: zombies aren't scary these reviewers have 1 IQ
Ahh accourding to minecraft u cant sleep when there are hostile mobs outside so if its in minecraft ill say YES but she/he said real life things so ill say a BIG FAT NO
The real sleep
internet zombiefied piglin ;)
“The zombies are scary, your kid will have nightmares for weeks” and yet my zombies get trapped in a door lol
bandi: nobody wants there kid to build a nuke
my dad: ಠ.ಠ
Cave sounds: *exist*
Parents: *I sleep*
Zombies: *exist*
Parents: *I woke*
"You cannot rest when there are monsters nearby."
*nervous steve noises*
No it’s real shit
Roblox : exists
REAL SHIT
"This game is too violent!"
Yeah yeah, actually, I agree with you. There are other cool games that arent violent! You might like them:
Mortal kombat
GTA
FNAF
PUBG, fortnite, any shooting game on Earth
God of War
Any Alien game
And many others! They are super friendly and educating, perfect for you son! ;)
😂😂
My dad plays mortal combat!
(I have no idea how to spell it)
There’s an educational math game called Prodigy and you attack monsters.
So... Any game?
Yeah Doom is a great game for kids
Parents after playing Minecraft more than once: what is this place?
i remember when i was in daycare one time, and my friend Angela and i were bored, and keep in mind that we both were obsessed with Minecraft. So, i pretended that we were in Minecraft irl and i took out a pickaxe, and then i started chasing Angela until the teacher asked me; what are you doing? so i said, uhm... nothing. But by any chance, does that remind you of Minecraft..? and she was like yep. UR IN TORUBLE-
and i got grounded for 3 weeks.
Just want to say, When I was new to Minecraft, I cried for 15 minutes because a cow, sheep, and a chicken were “following” me.
Stalker animals xd
😂
Relatable
Omggggg wtfff🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
they are stalking you get help lol
"Animal violence"
you know that in the stone age your race had no other choice but to hunt for food right? It's life.
Yap
Those ppl are idiots
I understand vegans/vegetarians in real life but when you are killing an animal in a game, that animal is just 1s and 0s
@@That1guyiknow well, only the visual display are 1’s and 0’s. The input system of the entity is based of of MOJANG or JAVA depending on the version.
For example, When you hit the entity the entity before and after it gets hit are 1’s and 0’s. However, The system that takes the collision and triggers the animation are a whole other thing.
Sorry if I sound like a nerd. I am a programmer, and I just like getting to the absolute max of detail in stuff
@@frenchfried6179 I know it was just an expression to make the comment shorter
4:17 “my kids burnt down my house and to make up for it they bought me this game” 😂😂
I love minecraft so so so so so so so much-loved:)
“Too scary”
Peaceful Mode: Am I a joke to you?
Karens: Peace was never an option
@@ultimateewa2168 If karen played that game or rated it i would commit die
Cave sounds
Boba 🧋
@@essexpropertysolutionsltd4623 yup
"ZoMbiEs ArE sCarY aAaAaAaHh"
Me meanwhile: *takes zombie as pet*
I kidnapped baby zombie today
I make them follow me all night, and wait until day time so I can see them burn to death
More like kidnap
@@professionalfucktard6395 *oof*
Me who gives zombies iron armor and swords to kill my friend 😂
**Tames a dog**
"Omg he's feeding human flesh to cerberus ugh this game is so violent!!!"
I remember when I was younger I was all like, "ok I'm finally gonna fight a zombie" and the proceded to seal myself in a box with full diamond armor and battle the zombie like it was life or death, then I got scared and died
Child; *makes nether portal*
Parent: REEEEEEEEE *chucks PC*
Child: *shoots man in gta*
Parent:Nice shot
Lmaoo😂😂😂
“chucks” ???? I think the word you’re looking for is *YEET*
True
Nice
I’m sorry but your already dead
2050:
REAL LIFE IS TOO ADDICTIVE FOR MY SON YOU NEED TO REMOVE THIS
r/outside
i mean sometimes there's this glitch where sometimes people can't see or hear, and they haven't patched it yet.
Uhm, are we still talking about minecraft?
its called a gun
@MR MEME r/ihaveihavereddit
He complained about having too much mining and not enough crafting and then proceeding to complain about mining blocks being not good enough
Parents: There are scary monsters and death!
Me: You guys ever hear of Creative Mode?
You Died! MinecraftSucksXd fell out of the world
Then the villagers will suffer and die
@@atc5412 /kill MinecraftSucksXd
Or peacefull
"Zombies are scary"
Enderdragon: *This dude.*
Wither : -_-
@@bobtheanimator8353 Wither: -_-
hmm ... Ender Dragon isn't the scariest ... just a cute angry big dragon ... I dream we can tame the dragon later. Probably not Ender Dragon, but another, because the end of the game is the killing of Ender Dragon.
Ogs: you don't know what's "scary" is the legend Herobrine. Only Ogs know
Yes
a game where death renders as someone falling on the ground like a stick while being a shade of red so violent amirite?
I saw one of the reviews said “my friends burnt my house down and made it up to me by buying this game” 5 star review
It’s parents like this who piss me off by being WAY too overprotective of their children like if he is 15 or 17 can’t you let him see some gore? Like damn just chill
Exactly. Their kid is freaking 15. FIFTEEN. Monecraft can be for kids age 6 and up, and I'm saying 6+ because kids younger would have to be taught how to play but they won't even learn. By the way, if the kid is fifteen, they should be used to this kind of stuff. GORE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT. Getting food is exactly like in real life, crafting system actually has a purpose, and the zombies... They are literally cute. What is wrong with people? Such haters.
Repulsive Gaming yeah
Liberals
I was mostly thinking of Indian parents ngl
like the M rating is LITERALLY 17+
"My kids burnt down my house and to make it up they bought me this game"
*the deepest review ever*
MICHEAL! DONT LEAVE ME HERE, MICHEAL, MICHEAL! HELP ME!
ok but seriously WHAT
The thing that set it off for me was that it was a 5-star review lmao
Bűřņ
..............WHY TEACH UR KIDS A LESSON
Bandi: Minecraft is a very good game.
Me: No Minecraft is my life.
If I left a one star review it would say
"People could make a mod in a day that would take the actual game a year to add"
“It was never free”
Me remembering when pocket edition was free...
Me a tlauncher player
Can you use that on a chromebook
@Glitch Flame 21
Dont you need a minecraft account for technic launcher?
@Atomic Rex ah, ok
@@tansrinaqiuddin don't encourage people using it,Tlauncher is not legal ok and other cracked acount