Making The World's Worst Minecraft Texture Pack

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  • Опубліковано 1 січ 2021
  • YouTooz giveaway: boffy.youtooz.com/
    Gonna do a deep clean of my PC after this one
    AMAZING TEXTURE PACK!!!!:
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  • @rotta8548
    @rotta8548 3 роки тому +3487

    Boffy's FBI agent wondering why meth, ninja, the rock and ballsack were searched the same day.

  • @crystalmeth3093
    @crystalmeth3093 3 роки тому +2244

    “It’s funny, laugh.” I don’t like how I laughed.

    • @seanashley1873
      @seanashley1873 3 роки тому +21

      I shall appreciate the time this comment has 69 likes
      before a madlad comes in and ruins it

    • @anda4160
      @anda4160 3 роки тому +3

      @@seanashley1873 Nice

    • @ratsmacker693
      @ratsmacker693 3 роки тому +2

      ITS THE REDDIT HIVEMIND

    • @reflux6008
      @reflux6008 3 роки тому

      You have fortnut play it

    • @tiresome6124
      @tiresome6124 3 роки тому

      K

  • @bincii
    @bincii 3 роки тому +1728

    Therapist: “all of your dreams have meaning”
    The dream:

    • @rishi6908
      @rishi6908 2 роки тому +4

      Everything has meaning , it means that mind Is full of distracted waste things , you are too messed up .

    • @crusader318
      @crusader318 2 роки тому +1

      @@rishi6908 No no no, I don’t think any of my dreams have ever meant anything.

    • @rishi6908
      @rishi6908 2 роки тому

      @@crusader318 it makes , just after waking up u forget some part of it , which after doesnt make sense

    • @crusader318
      @crusader318 2 роки тому +12

      @@rishi6908 Can you explain why I am running away from dinosaurs on a water slide then?

    • @hi.4416
      @hi.4416 2 роки тому

      @@crusader318 that’s one crazy good dream😂😂

  • @indeedinc.154
    @indeedinc.154 3 роки тому +452

    Teacher: Now class show me what you have learnt about photoshop today?
    The entire 8th grade:

  • @raahilchow589
    @raahilchow589 3 роки тому +18056

    Just remember that there is an alternate universe where this texture pack is the default texture for Minecraft. Oh how I envy them

    • @badaskeng
      @badaskeng 3 роки тому +519

      they probably think it's the weirdest shit ever

    • @the-letter_s
      @the-letter_s 3 роки тому +722

      @@badaskeng that's what their real world looks like

    • @333Tangerinee
      @333Tangerinee 3 роки тому +274

      @@badaskeng maybe in that universe that’s normal and normal Minecraft texture here is weird af

    • @salamander4525
      @salamander4525 3 роки тому +16

      Yah bro🤯

    • @waftarko2724
      @waftarko2724 3 роки тому +77

      there is an alternate universe where this texture pack is the default texture pack for life

  • @Julian-ij2zm
    @Julian-ij2zm 3 роки тому +1520

    "Im gonna get my cobblestone inspiration from nature"
    Ballsack

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 3 роки тому +47

      testoncles

    • @luminous9777
      @luminous9777 3 роки тому +12

      Jesus Christ is the only way to heaven turn to him before it is too late

    • @Kyle01_11
      @Kyle01_11 3 роки тому +13

      Donglestone

    • @Ashh602
      @Ashh602 3 роки тому +14

      @@luminous9777 I prefer being a satanist

    • @entityofthestars
      @entityofthestars 3 роки тому +8

      @@luminous9777
      jesus left a long time ago lmao

  • @NevFN
    @NevFN 3 роки тому +681

    The dont hug me I’m scared reference was great

  • @BonelessMoose
    @BonelessMoose 2 роки тому +186

    Boffy: "Guys look i just got sponsored by this really big company!"
    Also Boffy: Instantly sets everything hes sponsoring on fire while talking about how great it is

  • @demonitized1020
    @demonitized1020 3 роки тому +1580

    “I can’t get demonetized for this right?”
    “I’ll uhhh let it slide. Still what the fuck”

  • @TheOfficialRedcoat
    @TheOfficialRedcoat 3 роки тому +1985

    * Boffy comes back 5 months later
    "What's this world?"
    * Game loads in world
    " HOLY SH-

    • @Staticbvnds
      @Staticbvnds 3 роки тому +37

      That's not how textures packs works

    • @t.s.b.s2461
      @t.s.b.s2461 3 роки тому +5

      thats not how it works texture packs will affect all worlds al long as it is on in ur settings

    • @geepadoodle3573
      @geepadoodle3573 3 роки тому +9

      you dont play mc do you

    • @cheeseburger549
      @cheeseburger549 3 роки тому

      If it was MCPE (I dont know about MCBE)
      That would have happened

    • @TheOfficialRedcoat
      @TheOfficialRedcoat 3 роки тому +5

      Just a clarification, I do play minecraft. I said he came back 5 months later, I didn't say he came back to the world. Apologies for the confusion - It's just a joke!

  • @ranpan0801
    @ranpan0801 3 роки тому +207

    It’s not the texture pack itself that makes me laugh, it’s his reasoning BEHIND the textures
    1. the rock
    2. apple
    3. student debt cobwebs
    And so on 😂😂

  • @orionskittles
    @orionskittles 2 роки тому +100

    Me envying all the Java players who are playing with this texture while I’m over here crying on Bedrock Edition knowing I’ll never be one of the cool kids

  • @oddtomato1049
    @oddtomato1049 3 роки тому +4075

    Wait until he finds out that he can edit the audio...

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 роки тому +209

      We can smell what the Rock is cookin'.

    • @jajasaquilayan836
      @jajasaquilayan836 3 роки тому +139

      @@boopsdoops crystal meth

    • @sunkelking
      @sunkelking 3 роки тому +26

      oh no-

    • @djeffree1942
      @djeffree1942 3 роки тому +14

      Oh no no no no no

    • @NoahERZ
      @NoahERZ 3 роки тому +21

      He did that already in another video

  • @TeamTwiistz
    @TeamTwiistz 3 роки тому +13341

    highschool graphic design finally paying off

    • @zenithchan1646
      @zenithchan1646 3 роки тому +155

      You are verified, So you must be important

    • @zenithchan1646
      @zenithchan1646 3 роки тому +79

      @Prismo cuz ppl subbed to him 🥴

    • @camix3229
      @camix3229 3 роки тому +80

      @@zenithchan1646 Can’t argue with that logic

    • @xeroyes1351
      @xeroyes1351 3 роки тому +32

      Verified comment that’s actually funny 😃😃😃

    • @ethanm8710
      @ethanm8710 3 роки тому +7

      I taught myself photoshop everything I was taught in the 3 months I took the class I already knew lmao

  • @bicycleshelter4818
    @bicycleshelter4818 Рік тому +38

    The student debt joke gets even better when you realize that a sword is the solution

    • @el-nathan
      @el-nathan 8 місяців тому +1

      commit seppuku to cancel all debt

    • @AmeNoRajio
      @AmeNoRajio 5 місяців тому +3

      OH MY GOD STOP-

  • @sparksgaming1955
    @sparksgaming1955 3 роки тому +20

    ah yes, Malcom, the eater of gravel and inducer of nightmares in DHMIS.

  • @Cheese-ku1eq
    @Cheese-ku1eq 3 роки тому +3469

    Nah, that’s just Boffy’s brain.

  • @idkwhy7494
    @idkwhy7494 3 роки тому +879

    Boffy: "its okay you can laugh, its funny."
    "Okay so what now"

    • @named746
      @named746 3 роки тому +1

      haha (we must laugh or big daddy boffy will put us in the *_pit_*

    • @ThatChester
      @ThatChester 3 роки тому

      This is the only time in the history of the internet where you can call a 15 year old as "daddy" and everybody will be fine with it

  • @lololveryfun2588
    @lololveryfun2588 2 роки тому +36

    Imagine sharing a bow with notch as its texture and watch his face stretch as he charges the bow, then release to shoot tiny Minecraft icons

  • @FordEscort-nw2rn
    @FordEscort-nw2rn 3 роки тому +8

    Tide-ler Blevins isn't real and can't hurt you.
    Tide-ler Blevins: 6:30

    • @FC12.
      @FC12. 2 роки тому +1

      Swimja

  • @RGBY-tv4hg
    @RGBY-tv4hg 3 роки тому +435

    That was actually the most seamless youtooz plug I've ever seen

  • @stupidthings360
    @stupidthings360 3 роки тому +283

    i like how he didnt drag out his promotion for 5 minutes, just a quick bit and right to the point

    • @lo1z376
      @lo1z376 3 роки тому +16

      and then he burns it

  • @SunnyTheSimp
    @SunnyTheSimp 2 роки тому +11

    *-we feed him gravel.-*

  • @ch3ckerd
    @ch3ckerd 7 місяців тому +3

    "i'm think i'm just gonna make the piston Obama, don't ask why just accept it."
    -Boffy 2021

  • @rahimianparsa
    @rahimianparsa 3 роки тому +717

    Boffy tryna do a sponsorship: "these aren't shit, buy them" *sets the yootooz on fire*

  • @evenevanator7361
    @evenevanator7361 3 роки тому +748

    I remember a Boffy at 400 subs. He hasn’t changed, and I’m proud

  • @Kakerural
    @Kakerural 2 роки тому +5

    10:24 "All dreams have meanings"
    *My dreams:*

  • @ernestomellado3932
    @ernestomellado3932 2 роки тому

    I love the humour that Boffy uses in his Videos. Keep it going man

  • @sergentfoxmajor3682
    @sergentfoxmajor3682 3 роки тому +896

    “The sticky piston should be..”
    My brain: sticky obama
    Boffy:”...sticky obama”

  • @spicysalad3013
    @spicysalad3013 3 роки тому +409

    I never realized water actually moved that much until he gave it a makeover

    • @nickkayfabe6147
      @nickkayfabe6147 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah it does move a lot, so does lava

    • @spicysalad3013
      @spicysalad3013 3 роки тому

      @@nickkayfabe6147 yup

    • @caroline6218
      @caroline6218 3 роки тому +3

      I never realized water actually moved that much until it gave me a seizure.

  • @TylenolJones1
    @TylenolJones1 2 роки тому

    Congratulations on the Youtooz thing boffy, love your channel and have been watching for awhile 🙏

  • @liamsagucio61
    @liamsagucio61 3 роки тому +11

    2:47 blue waffle 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

  • @theofficialobama5434
    @theofficialobama5434 3 роки тому +3674

    I blacked out and woke up in minecraft, and now I’m sticky.

    • @angryasfman9077
      @angryasfman9077 3 роки тому +97

      I love you obama

    • @kiannn
      @kiannn 3 роки тому +66

      Uh my fellow americans

    • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
      @SpagettiSpeltWrong 3 роки тому +48

      Dude what's your last name??

    • @kawaiitoxikk3471
      @kawaiitoxikk3471 3 роки тому +71

      @@SpagettiSpeltWrong its barack his name is
      Obama Barack

    • @boopsdoops
      @boopsdoops 3 роки тому +32

      @@kawaiitoxikk3471 wow man, that's incredible

  • @FancyBaccon
    @FancyBaccon 3 роки тому +948

    *falls into fuckin ocean*
    *"oh look its tyler blevins."*
    *punches cow into ocean*
    *"now he's with all the other tyler blevins"*

  • @jennaczulinski4407
    @jennaczulinski4407 3 роки тому +3

    Been watching you the entire video, you're extremely entertaining

  • @luckyshotig
    @luckyshotig 2 роки тому +3

    Every time I see the old glass design it gives me a spike of nostalgia

  • @ZenoDovahkiin
    @ZenoDovahkiin 3 роки тому +1002

    >makes stone Dwayne
    >doesn't make snow Jon Snow

  • @anthonyessis3937
    @anthonyessis3937 3 роки тому +1678

    “These are limited edition so when they sell out they are gone”
    Currently wasting one by burning it alive

    • @bigchungus4564
      @bigchungus4564 3 роки тому +96

      do not question the elevated one and his rituals

    • @anthonyessis3937
      @anthonyessis3937 3 роки тому +28

      Of course of course, I apologize oh great one!

    • @hejalll
      @hejalll 3 роки тому +19

      Talk about being burned alive. He most likely had no license for any of these pictures. If the owners contact him he's going bankrupt lul

    • @Fatal_K
      @Fatal_K 3 роки тому +2

      You should check out my UA-cam channel where I made 2 new songs

    • @k5__beatz754
      @k5__beatz754 3 роки тому

      @@Fatal_K I remember u

  • @ashleyraycraft4202
    @ashleyraycraft4202 2 роки тому +1

    8:40 pm: “I’ll be back in like 8 or 9 hours when I figure this out”
    9:07 pm: “okay I figured it out”

  • @whosaidthat2982
    @whosaidthat2982 3 роки тому +11

    DAMN IT I MISSED THE YOUTOOZ

  • @cheebo6985
    @cheebo6985 3 роки тому +1090

    The E-Girl comment about his ex made me spit out my lemonade

    • @awesomegb
      @awesomegb 3 роки тому +27

      Do you have they q&a video? I really wanna see it

    • @cheebo6985
      @cheebo6985 3 роки тому +66

      @@awesomegb Nah. You could probably find it through sheer luck and googling the reupload but it's probably not such a good idea lmao

    • @RM_Brick
      @RM_Brick 3 роки тому +17

      I had the same reaction

    • @Rothniel07
      @Rothniel07 3 роки тому +12

      @Divinity WRLD u remeber watching the q and a vid??
      can u link it i want to watch

    • @ThatRipOff
      @ThatRipOff 3 роки тому +140

      I remember cringing throughout that entire Q&A video because they’re like 14 and obviously they were gonna break up within a month.

  • @Wormhito
    @Wormhito 3 роки тому +2380

    the e-girl, and student debt jokes are both sad and hilarious at the same time, good job boffy

    • @Kkksanches
      @Kkksanches 3 роки тому +34

      He actually got back with said egirl

    • @marcierdei706
      @marcierdei706 3 роки тому +1

      420 likes noice

    • @Kkksanches
      @Kkksanches 3 роки тому +2

      @SnowstormOfCringe you can see on his tik tok

    • @qwertykeyboard5901
      @qwertykeyboard5901 Рік тому +5

      oh joy, casual transphobia, my favorite!
      Oh wait, im being sarcastic.

    • @onionsstillhere
      @onionsstillhere Рік тому +33

      @@qwertykeyboard5901 he isnt calling trans women traps, he’s calling egirls a trap, as in the thing that catches animals. It isnt a transphobic joke, coming from a trans person

  • @OverflowingWithIdeas
    @OverflowingWithIdeas 7 місяців тому +2

    The DHMIS reference is gold

  • @MaxityWaxity
    @MaxityWaxity 2 роки тому +2

    “The box art is, immaculate” *proceeds to set it the fuck on fire*

  • @marin180
    @marin180 3 роки тому +503

    The way he roasted his ex and dream are some of the best fucking things ever
    Edit: here are the timestams for the roasts
    Ex roast: 8:45
    Dream roast: 11:05

  • @JustNathanTV
    @JustNathanTV 3 роки тому +751

    That “Don’t hug me I’m scared” reference tho

  • @theradiance2530
    @theradiance2530 Рік тому +1

    This is...like, the second video of yours I've ever watched, I didn't know you since maybe half an hour ago. DAMN YOU'RE FUNNY, I mean *really* hilarious, I almost ran out of breath at every single retexture in this video

  • @ilsetgomez9402
    @ilsetgomez9402 2 роки тому +4

    I love how he says they are limited edition as the box is in flames

  • @whatishappening382
    @whatishappening382 3 роки тому +645

    me: can we get minecraft?
    mom: we have minecraft at home
    minecraft at home:

    • @KubickQ
      @KubickQ 3 роки тому +11

      Minecraft at home is normal Minecraft. This is what you want

    • @stupid-genius
      @stupid-genius 3 роки тому +5

      I laughed at the jokes. I love dhmis

    • @lelbit3608
      @lelbit3608 3 роки тому

      General grievous ? I BARELY KNOW HER 😂😂🤣😂😂😂

  • @ander_1O1
    @ander_1O1 3 роки тому +2554

    Aaaaye the boff boy

  • @shomadoesstuff4411
    @shomadoesstuff4411 3 роки тому +6

    7:31 Notch's healthbar is enormous

  • @darcjonesx4552
    @darcjonesx4552 2 роки тому +2

    “These are limited addition so once there gone there gone”
    Continues to burn them

  • @daisukirai
    @daisukirai 3 роки тому +381

    This dude is the living embodiment of the phrase "I'm ready to help! Oh no, I'm part of the problem too!"

    • @deathsdichotomy
      @deathsdichotomy 3 роки тому +5

      @>!>>$>+*÷>=&!*#>♤•♤●♤°♡○◇

    • @nicolesaba4836
      @nicolesaba4836 3 роки тому +6

      @@deathsdichotomy I completely agree

    • @justifiedhomicide5730
      @justifiedhomicide5730 3 роки тому +3

      @@nicolesaba4836 I completely agree to completely agree

    • @nicolesaba4836
      @nicolesaba4836 3 роки тому +3

      @@justifiedhomicide5730 and I agree to your agreeance

    • @gamingalex6070
      @gamingalex6070 3 роки тому +3

      @@nicolesaba4836 ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫😠⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫⚫

  • @ishootinnocentpeople
    @ishootinnocentpeople 3 роки тому +2253

    "And then logically the sticky piston should be sticky Obama"
    *FUCKING DIES*

  • @thenextguy
    @thenextguy 2 роки тому +2

    3:30 so when you see a log u KNOW you looking at a log i love this guy😂😂😂🤝

  • @Emmaandellie3
    @Emmaandellie3 Рік тому

    Danm you made a don't hug me I'm scared reference? Boffy, you are such a great UA-camr. It's the best how you did this.

  • @tiffanym3091
    @tiffanym3091 3 роки тому +422

    Boffy: And then there’s gavel
    Me: You just turned my childhood nightmare into a block and I love it

  • @merciimadam
    @merciimadam 3 роки тому +378

    sometimes boffy scares me, what happens inside his mind is terrifying.

    • @dreamdxll2677
      @dreamdxll2677 3 роки тому +5

      not all the time, but every now and then

    • @yigitylmaz3609
      @yigitylmaz3609 3 роки тому +2

      thats why we are here

    • @kavanarora5292
      @kavanarora5292 3 роки тому +3

      Terrifying but entertaining

    • @natcar360
      @natcar360 3 роки тому +2

      No mortal shall comprehend his majesty.

    • @Nissified
      @Nissified 3 роки тому

      That's why I love him lol

  • @kaedeakamatsu2667
    @kaedeakamatsu2667 3 роки тому +1

    The don’t hug me I’m scared reference made me happy

  • @Tincan1640
    @Tincan1640 3 роки тому +1

    I love that in the background everything is dying while he's smiling

  • @radankrumov8277
    @radankrumov8277 3 роки тому +506

    Someone: i just had a dream of dating my crush omg!!!
    My dreams:

    • @swimncircless
      @swimncircless 3 роки тому +2

      you dream about boffy

    • @dakn-kb5dw
      @dakn-kb5dw 3 роки тому

      *oof*

    • @chaseandseek
      @chaseandseek 3 роки тому

      last night i dreamed that i stole a pregnant teenagers pink wand in hogwarts. then i insulted everyone’s room

    • @cuunoesse
      @cuunoesse 3 роки тому

      *nightmares

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 3 роки тому

      @@chaseandseek get more sleep next time

  • @noahfitz3958
    @noahfitz3958 3 роки тому +167

    Boffy, I request that you link a therapist in the description, so people can receive mental help after seeing this texture pack

  • @aliciabenningfield3650
    @aliciabenningfield3650 2 роки тому +8

    4:35
    I guess you could say you Notched the bow

  • @elcrz2449
    @elcrz2449 8 місяців тому +2

    Just a 12 minute video of Boffy going "Oh yeah I forgot about this one"

  • @sxythe912
    @sxythe912 3 роки тому +1999

    I felt personally attacked when he said “if you laughed at that, you should be ashamed”.

  • @kasciem194
    @kasciem194 3 роки тому +5105

    Everyone loves to talk abt corpse’s voice, they don’t know they’re missing out on boffy
    Edit: holy heck y’all are getting the wrong idea, I meant HIS VOICE SOUNDS NICE. Nothing more and nothing less.

  • @MotoSonicEX
    @MotoSonicEX 3 роки тому +1

    Boffy: I made the cobblestone a frickin ballsack.

  • @npelolli
    @npelolli 2 роки тому +2

    Remember kids, traps lead to pits of student debt.

  • @warcrimes8572
    @warcrimes8572 3 роки тому +143

    i remember when this channel was centred around a cool hardcore world and torturing cows in a pit with water in it surrounded in a dirt shack

  • @SadLittleOctopus
    @SadLittleOctopus 3 роки тому +1407

    I'm just sitting here eating Cereal and then I hear "For the piston, I think I'm just gonna make the piston Obama" and I nearly choked. This video is better than expected :)

  • @kaidenlol_yt9084
    @kaidenlol_yt9084 3 роки тому +1

    6:59 I got an ad for a&w pure fed beef at this part

  • @matthew_pauls
    @matthew_pauls 3 роки тому

    Omg the leaves looks like straight out of a horror movie or a paranormal thing irl

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 3 роки тому +497

    I like how his voice is calm but the stuff that comes out of it is *chaos*

  • @casyolii
    @casyolii 3 роки тому +179

    "Yeah this is my first sponsor"
    *sets it on fire*

    • @its_lemon_19
      @its_lemon_19 3 роки тому +6

      " Yeah this is my last sponsor "

  • @goofyahhdog7777
    @goofyahhdog7777 2 роки тому

    Boffy: laugh me: “laughs nervously”

  • @herrpredator4307
    @herrpredator4307 2 роки тому

    In 20 years or so there will be an art exhibition containing minecraft texturepacks und yours will be number 1

  • @bbs1439
    @bbs1439 3 роки тому +492

    Boffy: "These are limited"
    Also Boffy: *Burns one*

    • @goodboycheems3227
      @goodboycheems3227 2 роки тому +5

      @YoungOasis because he burned the rest of them

    • @yanderox5464
      @yanderox5464 2 роки тому +3

      @@goodboycheems3227 no shit Sherlock

    • @goodboycheems3227
      @goodboycheems3227 2 роки тому

      @@yanderox5464 I like how it took you 2 weeks just to say with courage

    • @yanderox5464
      @yanderox5464 2 роки тому

      @@goodboycheems3227 i just saw this wideo like 2 week ago

    • @aiaioioi
      @aiaioioi 2 роки тому +1

      now they're even more limited

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord95 3 роки тому +290

    "hey guys buy youtooz they sponsor me thancc"
    [sets the fucking thing on fire]

  • @qauntaviousgooch3864
    @qauntaviousgooch3864 2 роки тому

    0:23
    boffy: it rhymes with making my own texture pack
    me: making my own tickle sack

  • @TheStudioArchitect
    @TheStudioArchitect 11 місяців тому +1

    Boffy is like a chaotic, Minecraft version of Remainings

  • @randomguyontheinternet9107
    @randomguyontheinternet9107 3 роки тому +513

    "I'm just gonna mine for no particular reason. Oh WAIT WHATS THIS? **shows his YouTooz** "
    The man is a transitional genius

  • @dylan-taylor
    @dylan-taylor 3 роки тому +384

    ‘I hate getting demonetised’
    ‘LETS MAKE GRASS BLOCKS WEED AND GLASS METH’

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 3 роки тому +2

      nah, obama's what'll get him

    • @donalberto5058
      @donalberto5058 3 роки тому

      @@512TheWolf512 pls can you hand me the "Sticky Obama"

    • @512TheWolf512
      @512TheWolf512 3 роки тому

      @@donalberto5058 it's the na zi obama, not sticky one

  • @Dondlo46
    @Dondlo46 2 роки тому

    I never want to look back at normal Minecraft textures, this is too good

  • @MarieKemmerling
    @MarieKemmerling 2 роки тому +1

    Now I wanna do this oak wood will look like spurce wood and the planks will look like jungle planks

  • @bardofvoid174
    @bardofvoid174 3 роки тому +186

    he straight up said "I like money" like mr. krabs, give him a raise

  • @bobm_g
    @bobm_g 3 роки тому +1166

    Why am I not seeing anyone talk about the joke about his ex.

    • @faszkivan1
      @faszkivan1 3 роки тому +127

      i'm scrolling down just for that

    • @skinnylegend9750
      @skinnylegend9750 3 роки тому +20

      @@faszkivan1 same

    • @swagy_gaming4745
      @swagy_gaming4745 3 роки тому +11

      @@faszkivan1 same lol what's the video he was talking about?

    • @faszkivan1
      @faszkivan1 3 роки тому +80

      @@swagy_gaming4745 idk i saw it a few months ago, her girlfriend was playing minecraft with him as i recall. i think she had black hair and an egirl style. she seemed shy but nice lol

    • @kristiana6146
      @kristiana6146 3 роки тому +11

      I screamed ngl :DDD

  • @veryanxiousperson
    @veryanxiousperson 2 роки тому +3

    That gravel joke gave me 50% more respect for you

  • @jacki.3_liao
    @jacki.3_liao 3 роки тому +1

    “Death by Malcom”
    Oh the childhood flashbacks

  • @darkpotato6577
    @darkpotato6577 3 роки тому +381

    world of technoblade texture pack:
    *pathetic*

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening dar

    • @notqwertist5213
      @notqwertist5213 3 роки тому +19

      @@AxxLAfriku Please shut the fuck up.

    • @sogstillsleep
      @sogstillsleep 3 роки тому +10

      @@AxxLAfriku Damn that’s crazy bro
      But did we ask?

    • @hugebuffman3619
      @hugebuffman3619 3 роки тому +1

      @@AxxLAfriku OH MY GOD i'm so JEALOUS!!!

    • @2amanon78
      @2amanon78 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku omg youre so quirky wow thats really inspiring bro

  • @xenokillsall
    @xenokillsall 3 роки тому +485

    "Grass is now grass."
    Picture: *W E E D*

    • @brandonknapp1853
      @brandonknapp1853 3 роки тому +8

      I hope you know that grass is slang for weed

    • @xenokillsall
      @xenokillsall 3 роки тому +5

      @@brandonknapp1853 ik but it's not often said down here. It was a joke dude. 🏌🏽‍♂️

    • @brandonknapp1853
      @brandonknapp1853 3 роки тому +4

      @@xenokillsallI know it was a joke lol, and where is "down here"?

    • @sabertoothtiger6565
      @sabertoothtiger6565 3 роки тому

      @@brandonknapp1853 im pretty sure it means where he lives or sum

    • @sabertoothtiger6565
      @sabertoothtiger6565 3 роки тому

      @@brandonknapp1853 Or she

  • @trevorshevalier3384
    @trevorshevalier3384 2 роки тому +1

    “These are limited edition, so once they sell out they are gone”
    Meanwhile there is a burning figure in the background

  • @spoofs8179
    @spoofs8179 2 роки тому +1

    boffy: it’s the rock
    yt: lemme get you the rock ad

  • @ymj4256
    @ymj4256 3 роки тому +417

    Boffy is a high schooler by the way
    Yet he got a deep voice than my dad.

    • @fuze7885
      @fuze7885 3 роки тому +5

      hey do you know Bearded Expense? yeah well hes around the same age as this guy yet sounds at LEAST 40 years old

    • @Leannaxx2028
      @Leannaxx2028 3 роки тому +1

      @@fuze7885 👀

    • @probablynotalatexshork5495
      @probablynotalatexshork5495 3 роки тому +10

      @@fuze7885 beard is a soundboard with adhd. he has no age. he just exists.

  • @ronaldbiliusweasley1002
    @ronaldbiliusweasley1002 3 роки тому +191

    The first thing I said was “this...this will be good...”

  • @egg4506
    @egg4506 2 роки тому

    this in the only video where i've actually wanted to watch the part about the youtooz and stuff that's how you know you're good at making videos when someone actually wants to watch the sponsorship thingy idk.

  • @flowey1
    @flowey1 2 роки тому +1

    i'm kinda deprived of sleep watching this and needless to say I Laughed my ass off

  • @paleiosaur
    @paleiosaur 3 роки тому +219

    Moral of the story: interacting with e-girls leads directly to student debt

    • @idc1361
      @idc1361 3 роки тому +10

      A very valuable lesson

    • @growthoperatorsKA
      @growthoperatorsKA 3 роки тому +2

      and e boys too

    • @kucklesuwu8119
      @kucklesuwu8119 3 роки тому

      Honestly about that I don't like how eh used the term trap, as it is a slur to be transphobic. But I am sure he didn't men it like that I hope

    • @paleiosaur
      @paleiosaur 3 роки тому +2

      @@kucklesuwu8119 yeah, I'm pretty sure he didn't mean it in that way

    • @lola3048
      @lola3048 3 роки тому +1

      @@kucklesuwu8119 he dint mean it like that he meant it like e girls are toxic and will hurt you

  • @kittypawzz7537
    @kittypawzz7537 3 роки тому +161

    "If someone looked through my computer they'd find a lot of concerning stuff"
    *I'm already concerned.*

  • @FluffyHellHound420
    @FluffyHellHound420 3 роки тому

    4:48
    Boffy: "The grass is now *grass* "
    Me: "ayeee pass the grass texture cmon man, the bowl texture too"

  • @Samotbackwards
    @Samotbackwards 3 роки тому

    8:29 WE MUST FEED HIM GRAVEL. Bro I'm excited for the tv show