Game Theory: Does Luigi MEASURE Up? (Super Mario)

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  • @PhatPleb
    @PhatPleb 6 років тому +17933

    Person: “What do you for a living???”
    Matt: *”I measure fictional characters pee pees”*

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 5 років тому +237

      Person:My pee pee is electronic

    • @mikudayofan
      @mikudayofan 5 років тому +104

      Yo you have 69 likes omg-

    • @koberomero8322
      @koberomero8322 5 років тому +91

      Ha I ruined your 69 likes and made it 70

    • @mikudayofan
      @mikudayofan 5 років тому +54

      @@koberomero8322 dang it > : 3

    • @fiacabulay2939
      @fiacabulay2939 5 років тому +11

      PhatPleb lololol

  • @drinkdiesel2740
    @drinkdiesel2740 3 роки тому +6455

    The “L” on luigis hat doesn’t stand for “loser” or Luigi”. It stands for long

  • @PhoenixTwoFiftySix
    @PhoenixTwoFiftySix 4 роки тому +2228

    "Hey mario, didja ever wonder where a baby comes from?"
    "Well ya see Luigi, when a Paisano puts his spaghetti noodle into a Mama Mias ravioli, a little Bambino covered in Prosciutto comes out about 9 months later."

    • @ballincantgetup4684
      @ballincantgetup4684 3 роки тому +37

      Lmao

    • @gabivermes2501
      @gabivermes2501 3 роки тому +193

      Forget the birds and the bees, spaghetti noodle and ravioli is what I'm telling my kids

    • @superjancz7934
      @superjancz7934 3 роки тому +17

      @@ballincantgetup4684 u know this is official right?

    • @skittl3s457
      @skittl3s457 3 роки тому +57

      Italian person here, this is actually how my dad told me about the birds and bees.

    • @abraxas6276
      @abraxas6276 3 роки тому +42

      "What does any of that have to do with babies, I don't understand, Mario!"

  • @wolf_blockfortnite1137
    @wolf_blockfortnite1137 2 роки тому +4426

    This episode was understandably, yet overwhelmingly uncomfortable.

  • @thisiseggroll2149
    @thisiseggroll2149 6 років тому +8875

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly he measure Luigi's ball sacc

  • @samueljohnston9639
    @samueljohnston9639 5 років тому +13797

    The amount of names he gives Luigi's "thing" is really funny

  • @mr.slurpy2871
    @mr.slurpy2871 4 роки тому +4376

    “Down the rainbow road of love”
    *shows Toadette*
    Me: Please Luigi, no.

  • @aljochops5260
    @aljochops5260 2 роки тому +2945

    You severely underestimated Luigi's size, remember that when playing sports, the blood rushes to more necessary parts of the body (at that moment) and the buddy basically shrinks.

    • @DirectMotionYT
      @DirectMotionYT 2 роки тому +162

      You have a point

    • @xXHorrorCatXx
      @xXHorrorCatXx 2 роки тому +61

      Well how much do you add?

    • @aljochops5260
      @aljochops5260 2 роки тому +173

      @@xXHorrorCatXx that i can't say, you would have to get an average length of the buddy right after playing tennis and one before playing tennis and in a resting position, then add that to Luigi's size. I guess that's a viable way of knowing?

    • @Aurora_Animates
      @Aurora_Animates 2 роки тому +59

      Is this a thing i should know? Ima woman •_•

    • @xXHorrorCatXx
      @xXHorrorCatXx 2 роки тому +22

      @@Aurora_Animates uh idk lol 😅

  • @lamondaee
    @lamondaee 3 роки тому +9036

    there are more adjectives for The Thing in this than a wattpad fanfiction

    • @blzerod6
      @blzerod6 3 роки тому +237

      I mean... you're not wrong

    • @kkidhatr
      @kkidhatr 3 роки тому +81

      PLZ

    • @cirrus1286
      @cirrus1286 3 роки тому +70

      your not wrong at all, also nice avatar.

    • @Engel-07
      @Engel-07 3 роки тому +159

      Not even AO3 tags have as many adjectives as matt uses for Luigi's bulge

    • @c8llie
      @c8llie 3 роки тому +13

      Ok cookie run pfp

  • @dancingmangos2160
    @dancingmangos2160 5 років тому +2382

    In the middle I was like "Why am I watching this?"

  • @scrub2789
    @scrub2789 6 років тому +5426

    If this doesn't get age restricted it will be a miracle

    • @refthegeneric
      @refthegeneric 6 років тому +62

      Babiest Celery45 it has not... yet

    • @RadiumGamingHD
      @RadiumGamingHD 6 років тому +103

      If it gets age restricted he loses 90 percent of his fans lol

    • @Arxgxmi
      @Arxgxmi 6 років тому +21

      nope didnt

    • @quickstep9105
      @quickstep9105 6 років тому +38

      It's ok they got sponsored. So they still got some money.

    • @InfamousArmstrong
      @InfamousArmstrong 6 років тому +11

      Iridium
      Not really.

  • @elizabethlacy8869
    @elizabethlacy8869 2 роки тому +589

    I'm just impressed by how many alternate names he comes up with for Luigi's "little cannoli" (that was my favorite one i think)
    Edit: came back to this years later and realized it was MARIO'S "little cannoli" and what I meant was Luigi's "dinglehopper" lol

  • @0xEARTH
    @0xEARTH 3 роки тому +4935

    alternate title: MatPat attempts to avoid demonetization for 12 minutes straight

    • @linuxization4205
      @linuxization4205 2 роки тому +32

      you mean 10 minutes straight.

    • @magantatelevision
      @magantatelevision 2 роки тому +10

      @@linuxization4205the video is 12min long ?

    • @linuxization4205
      @linuxization4205 2 роки тому +33

      @@magantatelevision the sponsor at the end, and that sponsor was 2 minutes long.

    • @magantatelevision
      @magantatelevision 2 роки тому +7

      @@linuxization4205 ah

    • @birdsmccool554
      @birdsmccool554 2 роки тому +8

      At one point when he was showing the document you can actually see the word for weegees YOSHI

  • @dripii4920
    @dripii4920 6 років тому +877

    1950: I bet they will have flying cars in the future
    2018:

    • @MrHugo4053
      @MrHugo4053 5 років тому +8

      The future is great

    • @wladi8933
      @wladi8933 5 років тому +2

      i still love your profile pic

    • @Francigotshot
      @Francigotshot 5 років тому +1

      Todoroki!!!

    • @cupcakelover5110
      @cupcakelover5110 5 років тому +3

      Ahem...
      SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
      ITS YOUR POWER TODOROKI
      YOUR MOTHER BURNT YOUR FACE
      THEN SHE LEFT

    • @wladi8933
      @wladi8933 5 років тому

      now you changed your profile pic ☹

  • @asmallyoutube
    @asmallyoutube 3 роки тому +4576

    So according to this game theory:
    1. Luigi just hit puberty
    2. Mario is somehow having the curse of not hitting puberty

    • @Speed-TV
      @Speed-TV 3 роки тому +54

      I am having the curse

    • @blumouse8539
      @blumouse8539 3 роки тому +80

      Than how did he get a mustache

    • @ameliarose47
      @ameliarose47 3 роки тому +110

      The 3 year sequel should be about how mario's mustache is fake and mario never actually hit puberty.

    • @palelurker7045
      @palelurker7045 3 роки тому +14

      You have absolutely no idea how anything works kid.

    • @palelurker7045
      @palelurker7045 3 роки тому +6

      My general assumption is that you are still in grade school,iDontCare

  • @pythro_
    @pythro_ 2 роки тому +763

    There's a problem where he's assuming that it's completely straight whilst in his pants, when it's most likely bent over, or in a downwards position, then there's the problem with fabric augmenting the soft twig itself. There's too many assumptions, but if it is bent over, there's a chance it's much larger that what's listed here

    • @bloodybee3553
      @bloodybee3553 2 роки тому +153

      Not to mention, lack of blood in the area when he's playing sports causing the appendage to shrink, so mathematically, Luigi could be packing somewhere from 7.5 to 8 inches if the blood thing is the only problem. If it's tucked, it could even be 8+

    • @mars87smith22
      @mars87smith22 2 роки тому +21

      soft twig- 🥲

    • @deepworldthoughts340
      @deepworldthoughts340 Рік тому +15

      Oh god

    • @ryantheconqueror4
      @ryantheconqueror4 Рік тому +13

      i was think the same thing. maybe matpat took that into consideration in his calculations and didnt mention it cuz he thout it awas implied

    • @CamcorderHomeVideos
      @CamcorderHomeVideos 7 місяців тому +1

      Y'all are being too realistic. This is a game 😂

  • @fluffezic5183
    @fluffezic5183 4 роки тому +3085

    I love how he stil tries to keep it PG. When talking about the familie juwels.

    • @robloxiancitizen4500
      @robloxiancitizen4500 4 роки тому +54

      Wait till game theory finishes the fnaf saga and goes insane on these types of theories

    • @drbutterbiscuit3224
      @drbutterbiscuit3224 4 роки тому +15

      Now I just feel like I’m compensating because of my pfp

    • @pleaseno7555
      @pleaseno7555 4 роки тому +8

      ✋ imagine not knowing huw to speel

    • @brandonperry2253
      @brandonperry2253 4 роки тому +16

      @@pleaseno7555 imagine assuming everyone always speaks English as their first language

    • @yklamont
      @yklamont 4 роки тому +1

      Family*

  • @justacartoonlover9658
    @justacartoonlover9658 3 роки тому +790

    6:20 "I'm scarred enough from staring my childhood heroes in the crotch for three hours straight" gets me every time

  • @talmagejones731
    @talmagejones731 4 роки тому +1758

    “Steph, I promise this is for science.”
    -Probably Matpat when researching this.

    • @Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847
      @Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 3 роки тому +108

      “Mathew is there something you need to tell me”

    • @s0_s1gma
      @s0_s1gma 3 роки тому +67

      “N-No steph! It’s fine! Heh heh heeeeee..”

    • @unfunnyperson7550
      @unfunnyperson7550 3 роки тому +6

      @@s0_s1gma kill me now

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 3 роки тому +60

      @@Sweetdreamschocolatemilk5847 Could be worse
      "Don't worry Mat- I have all the measurements right here."

    • @lxvenderjewel
      @lxvenderjewel 3 роки тому +14

      s t o p

  • @Xroyderor
    @Xroyderor Рік тому +236

    Finally after all these years I finally have the courage to watch this without fear

  • @charleslegreatthegarbagemo7202
    @charleslegreatthegarbagemo7202 5 років тому +6909

    Luigi is 5’ 8”
    5’ 8” is also 4’ 20”
    Luigi is canonically and legally high.

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 роки тому +36

      +1'1

    • @DoubleBoost23
      @DoubleBoost23 4 роки тому +31

      How did you get that number?

    • @Shizzy5321
      @Shizzy5321 4 роки тому +19

      @@DoubleBoost23 1'1 + 5'8

    • @comradeeverclear4063
      @comradeeverclear4063 4 роки тому +80

      Super Sonic Duo 5' 8" = 4' 20"
      Because 4' 12" is actually 5' 0" so if add the other 8" to either number
      4' 20" = 5' 8"

    • @KhalilSonic
      @KhalilSonic 4 роки тому +19

      @@comradeeverclear4063 I just think the dislikes in this video are the lesbians 😂

  • @rachelwalker3017
    @rachelwalker3017 6 років тому +308

    So what did you do this easter?
    *thinks about this video*
    Me: Uh it's complicated

    • @PinkieBen
      @PinkieBen 6 років тому +1

      Hey, you could be the guy who did a whole research paper on the aerodynamics of anime tiddies

  • @julianofaland270
    @julianofaland270 3 роки тому +2400

    “6.99 inches let’s round that up to 7”
    *We where on the verge of greatness we were this close*

  • @daveslamjam
    @daveslamjam 6 років тому +1575

    “Fans are going *nuts* about it”
    DONT THINK I DIDN’T SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

    • @lan1174
      @lan1174 6 років тому +13

      YEAH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

    • @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen
      @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen 6 років тому +4

      Warzen Games Yeah I agree with you

    • @neoxd3118
      @neoxd3118 6 років тому +2

      this has 69 likes

    • @rosieb2832
      @rosieb2832 5 років тому +2

      It took me a minute to get that I️-

    • @kyletanking
      @kyletanking 5 років тому +2

      Ari Gato I don’t wanna see it

  • @no_t1es
    @no_t1es 6 років тому +2357

    ...another reason as to why Luigi is Rosalina’s father, and not Mario

  • @25i428
    @25i428 4 роки тому +3094

    “A woman has a thiccer mon than a man’s mon, but none can compare to a Pokemon”
    It’s so bad but I love it

  • @heliiosjay
    @heliiosjay 10 місяців тому +57

    I was bored so... every euphemism in this video:
    - warp pipe
    - "south of the border"
    - power shroom
    - little Wiggler
    - petey piranha
    - mega mushroom
    - one eyed cobrat
    - ye Olde dinglehopper
    - little Goomba
    - little poltergust
    - pocket rocket
    - disco stick
    - luigi's plunger
    - dangling hammer bro
    - little cannoli
    - enormous *yoshi noise*

    • @DarklordKermit77
      @DarklordKermit77 10 місяців тому +4

      nowhere near the complete list, shy guys, final boss, rainbow road of love.

    • @JibrilShchedrin
      @JibrilShchedrin 10 місяців тому +10

      The full list
      "Warp pipe"
      "South of the border"
      "Odd geologic structure"
      "Short bulge"
      "Power shroom"
      "Shy guy"
      "Giga bowser"
      "Little wiggler"
      "Petey piranha"
      "Mega mushroom"
      "One eyed cobrat"
      "Ye Olde dinglehopper"
      "Digglet"
      "Little goomba"
      "Little poltergust"
      "The big ticket"
      "The rainbow road of love"
      "Pocket rocket"
      "Chain chomp"
      "Shy guys"
      "The final boss"
      "1-UP mushroom"
      "Flagpole"
      "Star power"
      "Bullet bill"
      "Disco stick"
      "Plunger"
      "Lovely bunch of coconuts"
      "Dangling hammer bro"
      "Little cannoli"
      "Superior lump"
      "An ENORMOUS Yoshi"

    • @Poopiss185
      @Poopiss185 9 місяців тому +2

      thank you

  • @scruffy4473
    @scruffy4473 4 роки тому +5033

    "no wonder Daisy sticks around" JESUS MATPAT 🤣🤣🤣

    • @galladesamurai2380
      @galladesamurai2380 4 роки тому +154

      No wonder the fan base is what it is 🤦‍♂️

    • @XMooseManX
      @XMooseManX 4 роки тому +102

      Luigi is banging peach not daisy

    • @murmurcub
      @murmurcub 4 роки тому +83

      _Do not bring her to this!_

    • @stupid2735
      @stupid2735 4 роки тому +60

      Well now I cant get THAT image out of my head

    • @princesspeach7936
      @princesspeach7936 3 роки тому +25

      *goddamn*

  • @anticlimbmax
    @anticlimbmax 6 років тому +2381

    The quality content we deserve.

    • @bennettbraden349
      @bennettbraden349 6 років тому +7

      Max amen brother 🙏🏻

    • @beepboop4103
      @beepboop4103 6 років тому +2

      Still better than a Ricegum video

    • @castleoffiction96
      @castleoffiction96 6 років тому +2

      It just occured to me he used the wrong height: ua-cam.com/video/u7exZ3VuL78/v-deo.html YO @The Game Theorists, ya done goofed!!!

    • @grinchdance5450
      @grinchdance5450 2 роки тому

      1 thousand like

    • @Grefuzzle
      @Grefuzzle 2 роки тому

      Only five replies????

  • @ezrahuszti7764
    @ezrahuszti7764 5 років тому +943

    "Game theory: Does Luigi measure up" but every time there's an innuendo it gets faster

  • @Deristrome
    @Deristrome 2 роки тому +90

    For Mario’s part i think that’s just the way they draw privates when the manga is for kids

  • @ungabunga4318
    @ungabunga4318 3 роки тому +1422

    The fact that this is at 6.9 million views is poetic in a way.

  • @catwitch2479
    @catwitch2479 6 років тому +1432

    Poor luigi, he just wants to play some tennis and be a hero but everyone's to busy worrying about his trouser-sausage and thinking he's a goofy lovable idiot who isn't taken seriously

  • @thecoolerelias
    @thecoolerelias 4 роки тому +4925

    Matpat's names for Luigi's "thing".
    -Warp Pipe 0:05
    -Short Bulge 1:16
    -Power Shroom 1:51
    -Manhood 2:28
    -Shy guy 2:30
    -Giga bowser 2:31
    -Little wiggiler 2:50
    -petey piranha 4:35
    -Bulge 4:39
    -4:47 (Said by PengweneO Roblox &More)
    -One eye cobrat 4:55
    -Dingle hopper 5:02
    -Mons pupis 5:20
    -Little gomba 6:19
    -Poltergust 6:28 (Said by Joshua Atherthon)
    -Manhood 6:49
    -Pocket Rocket 6:54
    -Disco Stick 7:55
    -Plunger 8:06
    -lump 10:02
    -yoshi 10:24
    Edit: Desc little Lugi (Said by Lucas Pawprint)

    • @ADudeNamedLucky
      @ADudeNamedLucky 4 роки тому +206

      Thank you! My personal favorite was actually his name for Mario’s. His “Canoli”

    • @Jerry_F
      @Jerry_F 4 роки тому +31

      I mean gomba do look like dicks.

    • @lucaspawprint1888
      @lucaspawprint1888 4 роки тому +53

      -Little Luigi *(Description)*

    • @JackPorter
      @JackPorter 4 роки тому +24

      he used Manhood twice, unsubscribed!

    • @joshuaatherton9249
      @joshuaatherton9249 4 роки тому +26

      At 6:28 in the comment, we see it referred to as his 'Poltergust.'

  • @theshadowden5517
    @theshadowden5517 2 роки тому +144

    if mattpatt can find the length of Luigi's "mushroom" doesn't that mean he could technically find the size of peach, daisy, and Rosalina's "money makers" couldn't he go around to every female or male game, movie or food mascot's on all of the various theory channels and find the size of there "balloons" or "disco stick" that would be a fun theory crossover like canablism week

    • @break_the_galaxy
      @break_the_galaxy Рік тому +21

      I did some research (before anyone says anything yes I am aware of how sus that sounds) and Peach appears to have the smallest "cherries" out of the three of them. Daisy and Rosalina both have fairly obvious shading on their dresses to indicate the outline of their chests, but Peach doesn't seem to have that, at least not in the photos I looked at.

    • @theworm7156
      @theworm7156 7 місяців тому

      @@break_the_galaxy3D models?

  • @alekhpalakurthi1263
    @alekhpalakurthi1263 6 років тому +1555

    *thinks is clickbait, watches video, is wrong, subscribes*

    • @hypnoticia
      @hypnoticia 6 років тому +23

      YOU WEREN'T SUBSCRIBED BEFORE??????????????????????????????

    • @malikam6166
      @malikam6166 6 років тому +35

      Silly panda, MatPat doesn’t clickbait *EVER*

    • @malikam6166
      @malikam6166 6 років тому +5

      Emma plays games, Hey, new is new; the future is now *maybe*

    • @parkerpeter5671
      @parkerpeter5671 6 років тому +4

      *clicks the bell*

    • @Chr0chet_Obsessed
      @Chr0chet_Obsessed 6 років тому +4

      Welcome to the family. 😂😂

  • @thecursedpotato6561
    @thecursedpotato6561 6 років тому +449

    Fascinating that 5.1 million people care about his size

    • @putaina7102
      @putaina7102 5 років тому +29

      And you're one of them...

    •  5 років тому +7

      @@putaina7102
      okay, thats- that made me crack a laugh XD

    • @Scrumdidilydumptious_Balls
      @Scrumdidilydumptious_Balls 5 років тому +7

      I need this on a special website.

    • @broken_clay5013
      @broken_clay5013 5 років тому +1

      The internet is a wierd place my friend

    • @lillliebugg
      @lillliebugg 5 років тому

      5.5 now hehehhehehe

  • @samlim7963
    @samlim7963 6 років тому +277

    So we've confirmed that Luigi is not only richer than Mario which saves royalty, he is also more well endowed than Mario, no wonder Mario is jealous

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 6 років тому +2

      sam Lim
      And Luigi’s older (not from creation time but story wise) and taller

    • @yourresume373
      @yourresume373 6 років тому +5

      @@helpkirbyhasagun_2047 what no where'd you hear that? in dream team luigi refers to mario as "big bro."

  • @noahharris7811
    @noahharris7811 2 роки тому +98

    "No wonder Daisy sticks around."
    HOLY CHRIST MATT-

  • @OB.x
    @OB.x 6 років тому +1443

    this is the best april's fool joke ever

    • @holynightwingfan4510
      @holynightwingfan4510 6 років тому +20

      Way better than those clickbaits. They are really dumb and annoying.

    • @JustinShepard00
      @JustinShepard00 6 років тому +12

      That’s no joke, Luigi is hung

    • @peril7531
      @peril7531 6 років тому +15

      Actually the best April fools joke was the release of rick and morty season 3

    • @vascocarvalho2451
      @vascocarvalho2451 6 років тому +1

      April Fool's

    • @shadowhuntress1371
      @shadowhuntress1371 6 років тому +2

      An April Fool's joke that ISN'T annoying, but full of intimate information on the Mario Bros?
      Classic Matpat.

  • @MoonyFBM
    @MoonyFBM 6 років тому +751

    The amount of nicknames on Luigi's ya-know, is incredible. XD

    • @catsquad8985
      @catsquad8985 6 років тому +18

      Little wigler

    • @kate_gam3zalot105
      @kate_gam3zalot105 6 років тому +1

      XD

    • @GoldieMethrans
      @GoldieMethrans 5 років тому +23

      Wait until you see the melons' nicknames in the boob episode. 😂

    • @bro-pb1iw
      @bro-pb1iw 5 років тому +17

      Disco stick
      pLUnGeR.
      Dangling hammer bro..
      L U m P
      An enormous yoshi.
      Just a couple.

    • @JianCB2
      @JianCB2 5 років тому +10

      26, including the names for erections

  • @butterbun7033
    @butterbun7033 5 років тому +3300

    No one:
    Not a single SOUL:
    Matpat: "MARIO IS JEALOUS OF LUIGIS PP."

    • @squidbro6635
      @squidbro6635 4 роки тому +19

      I'm just wondering who's out here comparing shlongs with siblings.

    • @artistatheneko1851
      @artistatheneko1851 4 роки тому +16

      Why does the size matters?

    • @artistatheneko1851
      @artistatheneko1851 4 роки тому +2

      @Ethan but i am flat chested and that doesn't matter the person matters

    • @artistatheneko1851
      @artistatheneko1851 4 роки тому +2

      @Ethan who had the idea of the biggest croch ?! Does that makes sense?!

    • @idkanymore4664
      @idkanymore4664 4 роки тому +14

      @Ethan women do compare there body sizes a lot... Just say'n

  • @lekirbgames1644
    @lekirbgames1644 2 роки тому +71

    this is the pinnacle of Game Theory

    • @bhavikgoyal6843
      @bhavikgoyal6843 7 місяців тому

      Nah it was the b00bs video this is a throwback

  • @mauriceparagua5895
    @mauriceparagua5895 5 років тому +1778

    God: **Gives humans brains and make some super duper smart**
    Humans: *does this*
    God:...

    • @THE_FEDSSS
      @THE_FEDSSS 5 років тому +13

      Isant Arts I’m disappointed

    • @redguyfan1803
      @redguyfan1803 5 років тому +47

      God: Noah...GET THE THE BOAT

    • @kj123._.
      @kj123._. 4 роки тому +23

      More like
      God:what have I created. -.-

    • @MrChill-fk3fd
      @MrChill-fk3fd 4 роки тому +5

      God: I got the corona Noah i have it

    • @ejkom3478
      @ejkom3478 4 роки тому +7

      God: noah. GET THE BOAT

  • @zenaslep1027
    @zenaslep1027 5 років тому +2593

    The greatest april fools prank is to make an episode so ridiculous, the people think it's fake clickbait
    *Then they click and regret every decision they've made in life*

  • @enderwiggins8248
    @enderwiggins8248 6 років тому +595

    "But none can compare to Pokémon" was by far the best pun of the episode, I love casually added wordplay

  • @Jimyrt.
    @Jimyrt. Рік тому +17

    I’m glad that there is a chance his son will one day find this and question his entire childhood

  • @The_Batman_
    @The_Batman_ 2 роки тому +478

    No wonder luigi and daisy aren't in many games, they're too busy playing their own games in the sheets

  • @captainbeefster
    @captainbeefster 6 років тому +240

    For being an April fools episode, Mat took this VERY seriously

  • @softfir9685
    @softfir9685 5 років тому +573

    Who remembers when luigi was holding a eggplant

    • @synthtoaster
      @synthtoaster 5 років тому +2

      softfir yes

    • @rosebud577
      @rosebud577 5 років тому +5

      I remember that! Why did it change tho?

    • @Relic58
      @Relic58 5 років тому +1

      Me!

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 5 років тому +13

      @@rosebud577 probably because UA-cam was being a jerk again.

    • @rosebud577
      @rosebud577 5 років тому +1

      Jerrica Leonard
      Oh ok thx for explaining something to a dumb child(not sarcasm I’m an idiot)

  • @victor3582
    @victor3582 6 років тому +726

    Ok nvm the dead children. this is what Babypat is going to feel disturbed about when he goes through his dads videos

  • @zamfi11037
    @zamfi11037 Рік тому +15

    Ill literally never forget this episode, love you MatPat and everyone on the theorist team ❤❤❤

  • @sheepa.geddon738
    @sheepa.geddon738 6 років тому +317

    “When Luigi’s flying down the Rainbow Road of love, what’s going on when he’s revving it up to 150CCs.”
    *Matpat I swear to god.*

  • @kulekid6917
    @kulekid6917 6 років тому +641

    Luigi - about 7 in.
    fan fiction and rule 34 viewers: *_thank you MatPat_*

    • @sapph1regemini
      @sapph1regemini 6 років тому +13

      xXxA_Doge_LoverxXx I'm not even gonna *clicks on rule 34 website* goddamn it!!!

    • @jacksongreen4107
      @jacksongreen4107 6 років тому +17

      MatPat, what have you done?!

    • @kehrbotrsupporter5097
      @kehrbotrsupporter5097 6 років тому +1

      Wow everybody now rule number 34

    • @cinnamonsplash
      @cinnamonsplash 6 років тому +1

      The World shall thank MatPat for fanfiction materials

    • @RayTC
      @RayTC 6 років тому +1

      as if anyone is actually going to care
      *cough cough HYPER cough cough*

  • @nataliebrown830
    @nataliebrown830 6 років тому +240

    I’m crying this episode can not be taken seriously
    mat pat *you’re having a child* , they’re gonna find this video and just shake their head so hard

    • @frizzizzi
      @frizzizzi 6 років тому

      It's April fools you dumbass

    • @alex-rs6ts
      @alex-rs6ts 6 років тому +4

      He knows, but the subject remains

    • @goldyd144
      @goldyd144 6 років тому +4

      Mr Dad Steph's pregnant? Oh! Congratulations!
      Also, the majority of people would be embarrassed by the crap their parents put on the Internet. It's not that big of a deal.

    • @bm4604
      @bm4604 6 років тому

      wait hes having a kid now?

    • @alhaldrin7655
      @alhaldrin7655 6 років тому +1

      He's having a what

  • @Aikisbest
    @Aikisbest 2 роки тому +20

    The innuendo is what makes this video, absolutely brilliant!

  • @tagenchenier
    @tagenchenier 5 років тому +153

    “...those numbers may seem a LITTLE flaccid, but throw me a BONE here. Calculating this was a HARD one.”

    • @fish_toes
      @fish_toes 4 роки тому +1

      Oh, oh god....

    • @Samwellslogs
      @Samwellslogs 4 роки тому

      @Vinzent Juan Lopez woah bro, same

    • @Devi1productions
      @Devi1productions 4 роки тому

      Puns
      No
      Dirty puns
      There we go

    • @fantasyshadows3207
      @fantasyshadows3207 4 роки тому

      Sans i swear, put the joke book down or the floor tentacles will try to fuse you and Ness together

  • @cyprusmiraque
    @cyprusmiraque 6 років тому +532

    I didn't need to know this. *continues to watch*

  • @raimbowdash360
    @raimbowdash360 5 років тому +273

    Matpat: I run the smartest show in gaming!
    Also matpat:

  • @dylanimation0
    @dylanimation0 Рік тому +183

    Anyone else here after Matpats goodbye?😂😂

  • @Torianadouglas
    @Torianadouglas 6 років тому +221

    The amount of nicknames you used for his private parts is hilarious.

  • @weirdowithahoodie289
    @weirdowithahoodie289 4 роки тому +304

    My mom: "What are you watching?"
    Me: *panics* "nOTHING"

  • @skywolfgaming3654
    @skywolfgaming3654 6 років тому +729

    What Luigi's...
    Warp Pipe
    Power Shroom
    Manhood
    Shy Guy
    Giga Bowser
    Little Wiggler
    Petey Piranha
    Mega Mushroom
    One-Eyed Cobrat
    Ye Old Dinglehopper
    Mons Pubis
    Little Goomba
    Pocket Rocket
    Disco Stick
    Plunger
    Lovely Bunch Of Coconuts
    Dangling Hammer Bro
    Little Cannoli
    (Yoshi!)
    ...Has been referred as throughout the video
    Bulge Count - 19

    • @eds3875
      @eds3875 6 років тому +11

      Superior lump

    • @antpocalypse1954
      @antpocalypse1954 6 років тому +9

      Thank you so much I was looking for this list blessed

    • @durdlurd6131
      @durdlurd6131 6 років тому +2

      Yoshi thing was supposed to replace the word sh... U know what

    • @sepiRC21
      @sepiRC21 6 років тому +1

      i was looking for this comment, and i found it. thank you

    • @haz0816
      @haz0816 6 років тому +1

      here ua-cam.com/video/UbUeEbCOrz4/v-deo.html&lc=z230f3ibezreddbesacdp431r2psxccvrok31lfnrjpw03c010c

  • @luxianolee7497
    @luxianolee7497 2 роки тому +82

    Thank you for making my Bowuigi fics more realistic

  • @WigantX
    @WigantX 6 років тому +276

    I don't know what's worst: the very existence of this video, or me watching it from beginning to end

  • @otisjoi
    @otisjoi 6 років тому +155

    "I know those numbers seem a bit flacid, but throw me a bone here"
    I absolutely love the way he talks in this video lol

  • @gnoocchi
    @gnoocchi 6 років тому +263

    Most Substitution! (What I could do, feel free to add if I missed any)
    Warp Pipe, 0:03
    Short Buldge, 0:16
    Weird Shadows, 1:29
    Power Shroom, 1:50
    ManHood, 2:28
    Shy Guy, 2:29
    Giga Bowser, 2:30
    Little Wiggler, 2:49
    Pete Parana, 4:36
    Buldge, 4:39
    Mega Mushroom, 4:48
    One Eyed Cobrat, 4:55
    Ye Old DingleHopper, 5:02
    The No Longer Innocent Diglett, 5:20
    Bonus Star, 5:50
    Achievement also unlocked, 5:50
    Little Goomba, 6:19
    Measure Up, 6:48
    Manhood In Another Castle, 6:49 (His face tho)
    Pocket Rocket: 6:53
    Shower/Chainchomp: 6:59
    Growers/Shy Guys, 7:02
    Growers, 7:11
    Showers, 7:12
    Final Boss, 7:15
    Showers, 7:21
    Star Power, 7:35
    Disco Stick, 7:56
    Plunger, 8:06
    Hammer Bro, 9:30
    Little Canoli, 9:36
    Lump, 10:02
    Yoshi, 10:24
    Tall, Tall Mountain, 11:09
    Dingle Hop, 12:10
    How does Stephanie feel about this?
    How did the people hearing you record this feel?
    I have so many questions...
    *Game Theory intro goes on in the background*

    • @szethSW
      @szethSW 6 років тому +6

      Official AnError So many innuendos yet not once did I hear joystick......*disappointed *

    • @gnoocchi
      @gnoocchi 6 років тому +1

      Disco Stick?? at 7:56 I think that's a close enough. idk. I got bored

    • @brettonjohansen1619
      @brettonjohansen1619 6 років тому

      Official AnError you are an hero

    • @gnoocchi
      @gnoocchi 6 років тому +1

      Beep Beep Lettuce!

    • @odorokibruh
      @odorokibruh 6 років тому

      Official AnError *THANK YOU*

  • @MrcreeperDXD777
    @MrcreeperDXD777 2 роки тому +15

    Out of all game theories, this is certainly one of them. Objectively, the most rated luigi's eggplant based game theory video out there

  • @luka_8
    @luka_8 6 років тому +203

    There must've been so much premature giggling involved in writing that script...

  • @Morrigone_
    @Morrigone_ 6 років тому +173

    The amount of other words you have for the thing is incredible

    • @mystacris
      @mystacris 6 років тому +6

      Finnegan McFarland you should see him about boobs.

    • @lukedetering4490
      @lukedetering4490 6 років тому

      mystacris classic boob episode

    • @colinbyrne2253
      @colinbyrne2253 6 років тому +1

      I made time stamps for all the words, 23 I believe

  • @longpenguinboi3789
    @longpenguinboi3789 6 років тому +295

    "Call me Viagara, cuz I'm still going strong!" - MatPat 2k18

    • @Sir_Pug3
      @Sir_Pug3 6 років тому

      Zach26Gamer I

    • @AchHadda
      @AchHadda 6 років тому

      quality content! xD

    • @slayer-scythe8159
      @slayer-scythe8159 6 років тому +2

      (Yet another reason MatPat will never be elected President)

    • @BalloonFish822
      @BalloonFish822 6 років тому

      Zach26Gamer it was just wrong for him to say that

  • @Fesh3314
    @Fesh3314 2 роки тому +43

    Now there only remains 1 question: how long is his stick if he eats a mushroom?

  • @unsalted_cheese5758
    @unsalted_cheese5758 5 років тому +852

    The question thats left to answer is why this was in my reccomended

  • @expose3380
    @expose3380 6 років тому +614

    *People in 1970:* “In 2018 we will have teleportation and flying cars”
    *2018:*

    • @aloechromatic
      @aloechromatic 6 років тому +6

      People in 1970: “In 2018 we will have teleportation and flying cars”
      2018 We HaVe FiDgEt SpInNeRs1!!1!!!!!1

    • @Socrates423
      @Socrates423 6 років тому +8

      people in 2018 : the world will die from global warming in 3018
      3018: Person 1 : hey what's the weather? person 2: umm it's -55 and there's a blizzard. person 1: that's amazing , we haven't had good weather like this for years

    • @zexity1665
      @zexity1665 6 років тому

      I just heard that tho

    • @burntbustic8996
      @burntbustic8996 6 років тому

      BradExposed so true XD

    • @macialdo100
      @macialdo100 6 років тому

      Unoriginal

  • @syzchoron16
    @syzchoron16 5 років тому +466

    0:50 “talks about murdered children”
    Isaac: **Dies in the chest**
    ???: Am I a joke to you?

    • @MikhailYT
      @MikhailYT 4 роки тому +8

      William Afton: ._.

  • @bubbavideos1
    @bubbavideos1 Місяць тому +8

    Help I’m here after the CEO died this is the best thing ever.

  • @shsl_empath5437
    @shsl_empath5437 6 років тому +1606

    I was waiting for this to become an April Fools video.... it’s not.

    • @ElMonato6
      @ElMonato6 6 років тому +112

      It is an April Fools video, but it has dedication.

    • @danyourman9
      @danyourman9 6 років тому +4

      Omg same :')

    • @Stothehighest
      @Stothehighest 6 років тому +5

      This is pretty much exactly what I went in thinking too. I'm still not sure what to do with all this knowledge.

    • @Bluujae_
      @Bluujae_ 6 років тому +2

      I like musicals deal with it ...yeah me to... RIP my childhood hopes and dreams..

    • @weowweowweowweeeweooowww1174
      @weowweowweowweeeweooowww1174 6 років тому +1

      I saw your name, d’ya like Hamilton?

  • @tioalgar
    @tioalgar 4 роки тому +945

    Today was a bad day to have ears

    • @someoneidkyeahok
      @someoneidkyeahok 4 роки тому +51

      An even worse day to have eyes

    • @YouTubeUser_912
      @YouTubeUser_912 4 роки тому +2

      Today I found someone that has the same profile as me

    • @bacon7246
      @bacon7246 3 роки тому +6

      Is it a bad day to have ears today because of that frotolay rickroll ad

    • @octiveon2968
      @octiveon2968 3 роки тому +2

      @@bacon7246 I don’t know how I found you but....I am very happy

    • @thegoldmario4879
      @thegoldmario4879 3 роки тому

      Ikr

  • @amandan8895
    @amandan8895 6 років тому +673

    Take a shot every time he gives a name to the crotch area

  • @Sylloyo
    @Sylloyo 2 роки тому +9

    when matpat talked about this video in 2022 I genuinely thought this was in fact clickbait... now that I actually watch it... I know is not

  • @Lonk2976
    @Lonk2976 6 років тому +3179

    Kids react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
    Adults react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
    UA-camrs react: MATPAT, WHY!?!
    Teenagers react: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 6 років тому +57

      Sans the Skelepun
      Wait teens laugh?
      I barely noticed

    • @thewolf661
      @thewolf661 5 років тому +20

      I’m ten I laughed my head of

    • @zavexcapricious2519
      @zavexcapricious2519 5 років тому +34

      As a teenager myself I shall say in the words of the great tf2 sniper:
      "Ya that sounds bout right"

    • @24angel52
      @24angel52 5 років тому +4

      lol true

    • @Food-5224
      @Food-5224 5 років тому +25

      I react at literally any age: HAHAHAHA

  • @infared5225
    @infared5225 6 років тому +355

    How dare you examine my personal parts for your entertainment!

    • @alltheaudios3162
      @alltheaudios3162 6 років тому +15

      Luigi The Weegee hahaha

    • @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen
      @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen 6 років тому +11

      Yeah! I'm freaking out about it! Why would you do this???? I'm a girl so why does this exsist!

    • @infared5225
      @infared5225 6 років тому +18

      @EVE LoverGirl28, Well, sadly, ANYTHING can exist on the internet.

    • @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen
      @Eve_The_Sapphire_Rose_Queen 6 років тому +7

      Luigi The Weegee Well First of all, I knew that, second of all, Why is this totally on UA-cam, and third of all, my UA-cam channel name is Luigi Lover LuigiGirl64. I have to wait 90 days until I Change my name on my Channel.

    • @infared5225
      @infared5225 6 років тому +8

      Why is it on UA-cam? ....I honestly don't know.

  • @marblebin9040
    @marblebin9040 6 років тому +340

    I’m genuinely surprised that this didn’t even make it on trending

    • @kallie_wg1432
      @kallie_wg1432 6 років тому

      Jagshyre 25 ikr

    • @saoz3
      @saoz3 6 років тому

      it's only 2 hours old calm down

    • @mrgentleghost7989
      @mrgentleghost7989 6 років тому

      Just need 1or2 hours

    • @ericgrant754
      @ericgrant754 6 років тому

      Well most probably thought it was an april fools joke

    • @saoz3
      @saoz3 6 років тому

      Eric Grant ' people don't choose what goes trending, it's based on views

  • @bloodybee3553
    @bloodybee3553 2 роки тому +7

    Wait so Luigi is a sweetheart with a dark side who's capable of overcoming his fear no matter how intense, he's filthy rich in the top 0.1%, AND he's got a big lollypop?! Dude save some for the rest of the guys out there...

  • @minoshark5318
    @minoshark5318 6 років тому +797

    Is it sad that Luigi has more than Mario in every way?

    • @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240
      @warriorcatsofmysteryclan2240 6 років тому +58

      Kinda funny how that works. Maybe Mario has a slight inferiority complex?

    • @minoshark5318
      @minoshark5318 6 років тому +27

      Warrior Cats of MysteryClan he has to make up for actually being worse then Luigi true he is the face of many games but Luigi even though he’s in a few games but he still has more money and power up actually affect him more

    • @lolzthecat8993
      @lolzthecat8993 6 років тому +6

      No, Luigi was always the 2nd in line in the franchise, he deserves that

    • @TheWatermelonLion
      @TheWatermelonLion 6 років тому +37

      @@lolzthecat8993 explain what made you disrespect my boi luigi like that

    • @helpkirbyhasagun_2047
      @helpkirbyhasagun_2047 6 років тому +39

      Lolzthecat
      Well Luigi isn’t second when it comes to
      Money
      Height
      Warp pipe length
      Age
      Calmer color pallet
      Flutter jump

  • @lewisback7704
    @lewisback7704 6 років тому +165

    I can already see 2018 being a great year for science.

  • @fairyfloss2
    @fairyfloss2 4 роки тому +618

    Idk what's worse, the fact this vid came up in my Recomended or that I clicked on it

  • @18.khushvardhanpathak30
    @18.khushvardhanpathak30 Місяць тому +2

    It’s been 6 years and this still isn’t age restricted. It’s a Christmas Miracle!

  • @leosefcik
    @leosefcik 6 років тому +284

    Sooo... i just watched an entire 10 minute video about Luigi's slim jim?

    • @HondaAccord-rb9pt
      @HondaAccord-rb9pt 6 років тому +8

      **not so Slim Jim apparently

    • @itsyaboiuwu7167
      @itsyaboiuwu7167 6 років тому +3

      More like a subway sandwich

    • @HiruzenShireshard
      @HiruzenShireshard 6 років тому +2

      Slim jim?
      More like Thick stick
      (Couldn't think of a name that rhymes w/ thick)

    • @thundercookie1014
      @thundercookie1014 6 років тому +2

      More like long schlong

    • @user-ek4qp3pi6v
      @user-ek4qp3pi6v 6 років тому +2

      It amazes me how much people can make up words for.......those

  • @kaylathecat8245
    @kaylathecat8245 6 років тому +278

    And I thought my childhood was already ruined by this channel

  • @neem5120
    @neem5120 5 років тому +450

    If he’s 5 foot 8 that means he’s pretty much 4 foot 20 and his peepee is 6.99 which means he probably a NICE dude

  • @sea_buggy
    @sea_buggy Рік тому +13

    everyone after the mario movie coming back to rewatch:

  • @jalenhurts5930
    @jalenhurts5930 4 роки тому +1611

    Those numbers may seem a bit “flaccid”
    Calculating this was a “hard” one
    Oh MatPat 😏

    • @elijinn5044
      @elijinn5044 3 роки тому +36

      Throw me a *bone*

    • @aph99
      @aph99 3 роки тому +8

      @@elijinn5044 r*

    • @Dizzylizard1
      @Dizzylizard1 3 роки тому +7

      WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • @otterpop9499
      @otterpop9499 3 роки тому +3

      @@Dizzylizard1 yes

    • @Dizzylizard1
      @Dizzylizard1 3 роки тому +3

      @@otterpop9499 there are gross people 😐😑😐😑

  • @Hi_My_Names_Ryan
    @Hi_My_Names_Ryan 6 років тому +113

    I honestly thought this was just a joke, surprised he actually followd through.

  • @takatacheroki2624
    @takatacheroki2624 6 років тому +237

    This went from "internet, why?" to "He's probably average" to "Okay, a little more than that" to "LOOOOOL @ MARIO" very very quickly

  • @amongsusThe123
    @amongsusThe123 Рік тому +7

    Visiting this vid from matpats retirement vid AND WOW I DID NOT KNOW THIS EXISTED....

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +1388

    Oh God, this topic turned out to be the perfect breeding ground for MatPat's patent style of family-friendly pun-related innuendo humor!

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 6 років тому +38

      I, for one, thought it was hilarious, though I know for a fact not everyone here is quite as fond of this style of comedy.

    • @aedaniammx7559
      @aedaniammx7559 6 років тому +20

      "Breeding ground"
      Stop yourself.

    • @quinnbeason8841
      @quinnbeason8841 6 років тому +8

      it killed me.......oh the puns.......PUNPAT!

    • @justanotheraltaccount7821
      @justanotheraltaccount7821 6 років тому +7

      *_FAMILY-FRIENDLY_*

    • @yeet5065
      @yeet5065 6 років тому +3

      His future child seeing his/her father's video talking about Luigi's Bullet Bill.

  • @dr.tophat5883
    @dr.tophat5883 4 роки тому +229

    Can we get a a quick moment of silence for all of the traumatized furniture that was humped in his mansion.

  • @nicolle2126
    @nicolle2126 6 років тому +297

    Year of Luigi never ended