Game Theory: Would Super Mario Win the Olympics?

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    At the end of this year's Olympics in Rio, we were all SHOCKED to see the Prime Minister of Japan jump out of a human-sized green pipe, dressed as Mario, and declare that the 2020 Olympics will be in Japan! His announcemenet made me wonder, just how would good old Mario fare at the Olympics? It seems like he'd crush the competition, but science might have something else to say about it. So does Mario take home the gold, or does he unexpectedly not even make it into the winner's circle?
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  • @CalofAllTrades
    @CalofAllTrades 4 роки тому +3455

    Olympics 2020: Tokyo!! Mario!! Coronavirus: I’m about to end this man’s whole career

  • @joshuadarrow
    @joshuadarrow 8 років тому +941

    Actually, Mario and Luigi would be competing in the MEN's long jump and triple jump, so peach wouldn't be able to deny Luigi the Gold medal.

    • @PolarizedMoon
      @PolarizedMoon 8 років тому +62

      that is a valid point

    • @flipr52
      @flipr52 8 років тому +17

      good point

    • @ossi_2429
      @ossi_2429 8 років тому +11

      Lol, true dat! Like this so matpat sees!

    • @abbyhodus8298
      @abbyhodus8298 8 років тому

      True

    • @abbyhodus8298
      @abbyhodus8298 8 років тому +10

      Peach would dominate in the women's jumping competitions though!

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 роки тому +1362

    “The 2020 summer games cannot come soon enough.”
    2020: are you sure about that

    • @Tzar1
      @Tzar1 4 роки тому +6

      It only makes it more true in some ways

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 роки тому +1

      @@Tzar1 good point

    • @imbadatvideogames9770
      @imbadatvideogames9770 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @SSKZMKR
      @SSKZMKR 4 роки тому +1

      I was laughing so hard when he said that

    • @SSKZMKR
      @SSKZMKR 4 роки тому +2

      But I was so sad at the same time

  • @stalehamsandwich4155
    @stalehamsandwich4155 4 роки тому +1654

    "2020s summer games cannot come soon enough"
    Coronavirus "yes they can"

  • @GameTheory
    @GameTheory  8 років тому +769

    For anyone looking to skip to the main video on mobile, link is in the description...or just skip to 2:29!

  • @WilliamJohnson-oq8mm
    @WilliamJohnson-oq8mm 6 років тому +1758

    Does he forget Bowser can literally jump from planets

  • @chxlli_1720
    @chxlli_1720 5 років тому +531

    My Maths teacher showed this to my class when we finished all the content we needed to learn a lesson early. It has, since, become my favourite video on this entire platform.
    Also, congrats on managing to make a class of 30 moody teenagers laugh

    • @EPgamez
      @EPgamez 5 років тому +4

      MOODY?! GROWWWWLLL!!!! DANGIT I HATE YOU I HATE EVERYONE SPEAK FOR YOURSELF DANGIT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (lol)

    • @icewarmth678
      @icewarmth678 4 роки тому +7

      WAIT WHAAAAAAT??????

    • @jakewondo
      @jakewondo 4 роки тому +13

      Funny enough, im using this video to help me with a maths project about the near exact premise!

  • @dr.hemlock5909
    @dr.hemlock5909 5 років тому +1438

    Finally time to be done waiting matpat.
    It’s 2020
    Edit: spoke too soon

  • @Lenoxmst
    @Lenoxmst 8 років тому +741

    but MatPat, you are forgetting something Important
    in Mario 64 if you build up speed for 12 HOURS, you can make mario jump Miles and Miles more the his simple jump,
    but first... we need to talk about parallel universes....

    • @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA
      @HEHEHE_I_AM_A_SUPAHSTAR_WARRIA 8 років тому +73

      You win. Get this man to the top.

    • @gabrielrra
      @gabrielrra 8 років тому +73

      Well, you don't have 12 hours to build speed in the olympics, Just a few Seconds...

    • @samuelbaugh4952
      @samuelbaugh4952 8 років тому +8

      I love you.

    • @GoldenKingStudio
      @GoldenKingStudio 8 років тому +13

      It is good to see a fellow enlightened scholar of Super Mario 64.

    • @SSB_Seal
      @SSB_Seal 8 років тому +4

      What a High Quality comment!

  • @KodahSmith
    @KodahSmith 8 років тому +3150

    At least Mario isn't 10ft tall
    Like Wario.
    I'll never forget MatPat, Never.

  • @silvesta5027
    @silvesta5027 6 років тому +733

    But....but... triple jump is a hop, skip then a jump

  • @alixtheace_9391
    @alixtheace_9391 4 роки тому +363

    matpat: 2020 summer olympics can't come soon enough
    covid-19: stupid, I'm not gonna let you get the chance

  • @theannoyinggeek156
    @theannoyinggeek156 8 років тому +1201

    Something tells me that its peach's dress that allows her to float and she most likely wouldn't be allowed to wear a dress

    • @lolwutman
      @lolwutman 8 років тому +57

      Its her crown, and as seen by the "witcher" in the Rio Olympics this year accessory's are allowed.

    • @theannoyinggeek156
      @theannoyinggeek156 8 років тому +52

      Wouldn't that make it performance enhancing though?

    • @madmanoliver
      @madmanoliver 8 років тому +55

      +Lolwutman6
      No, its magic. Namely "heart power".

    • @chefmichaelgomezful
      @chefmichaelgomezful 8 років тому +6

      Yep her dress makes her float and she'll have to wear her jumpsuit soo Mario would get 2nd

    • @trainlover6099
      @trainlover6099 8 років тому +17

      idk id be more concerned over the fact that there is men's and women's sports and

  • @madelyn8174
    @madelyn8174 7 років тому +265

    MatPat: *makes vid of community tab*
    Also MatPat: *doesnt post on it since 8 months ago*

    • @jackh4843
      @jackh4843 7 років тому +2

      Galactic Pickles :3 yup, I’m reading this 5 months after but he hasn’t used in a month.

  • @garrettrichardson6302
    @garrettrichardson6302 6 років тому +548

    MatPat:Mario is just average at best
    Me: Uhhhhh yeah sure 3 OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDALS IS AVERAGE

    • @MCG55SS
      @MCG55SS 5 років тому +22

      I think he meant Average in mushroom kingdom.

    • @BintonGaming
      @BintonGaming 5 років тому +8

      @@MCG55SS Again: 3 OLYMPIC BRONZE MEDALS

    • @andropon9979
      @andropon9979 4 роки тому

      @@BintonGaming that's not hard to accomplish in the mushroom kingdom soo

    • @Robin280497
      @Robin280497 3 роки тому +1

      @Waluijo Jumping parallel universes isn't a sport.
      Unless Mario ends up in one where it is, of course.

    • @LibertyLocalizer
      @LibertyLocalizer 2 роки тому

      Pathetic.

  • @sarahthesnail2271
    @sarahthesnail2271 5 років тому +64

    man, Luigi has got the plunger in his pants, the money, AAAAAAND Olympic gold medals!

    • @faaznoushad1718
      @faaznoushad1718 4 роки тому +2

      Only courage to go. But he kinda has that.

    • @eastereggggg
      @eastereggggg 4 роки тому +4

      As well as the popularity he deserves.

  • @totoshampoin
    @totoshampoin 5 років тому +724

    YOU FORGOT ONE FACT!
    Princess Peach's ability comes from her *dress* , which she doesn't wear in *any* sport game

    • @missicequeen2963
      @missicequeen2963 5 років тому +80

      And men and women compete seprate

    • @wwerules000
      @wwerules000 4 роки тому +30

      And in the sports games you can be most the charictors from Mario bros, this is not based on fairness, you would then have yoshi and browser in there, other charictors from Mario bros as well, where's wario or waluagi

    • @dingdawng
      @dingdawng 4 роки тому +24

      Also anything performance enhancing is illegal in the Olympics.

    • @Quinhala11
      @Quinhala11 4 роки тому +32

      Not at all, she can float without her dress.
      When she uses the Superbell, Boomerang and Superleaf power ups she doesn't wear a dress and still can float.

    • @totoshampoin
      @totoshampoin 4 роки тому +6

      @@Quinhala11 I tend to think it's the designer trying to give Peach both powers... But I base myself on SMB2. SM3DL and SM3DW are just Super Mario Bros in 3d imo, and didn't have as much think-through as SMB, SMW, SM64, SMS, SMG, and SMO

  • @erinrowe4338
    @erinrowe4338 8 років тому +901

    Mario wouldn't get 3 bronze medals, he would get 3 silver. The reasoning is quite simple: Peach is a girl. Men and woman can't compete together, they have to compete in separate events.

    • @colinolairez8940
      @colinolairez8940 8 років тому +29

      Erin Rowe there is still yoshi

    • @xoipham2631
      @xoipham2631 8 років тому +33

      Besides if men and women did compete together Mario still would have 3 silver metals because Peach is flying/floating for a few seconds.

    • @xoipham2631
      @xoipham2631 8 років тому +10

      Jumping far not floating far

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 8 років тому +31

      Colin MoonEyes yoshi would likely be in another category if even in the Olympics at all

    • @SeffScugg
      @SeffScugg 8 років тому +30

      Kaeden Ngai-Natsuhara he would be in the dinosaur olympics

  • @petermarsh4578
    @petermarsh4578 8 років тому +2615

    Mario would still get 2nd place, because peach would be competing in the women's long jump, not the men's.

    • @lauramacleod4822
      @lauramacleod4822 8 років тому +132

      Ooh good point

    • @siryhu1019
      @siryhu1019 8 років тому +24

      deym bro....

    • @aj563
      @aj563 8 років тому +68

      True. Clever thinking.

    • @especedelapin
      @especedelapin 8 років тому +66

      what about waluigi, he is a monsrer...

    • @Dpda1
      @Dpda1 8 років тому +138

      She also would be DQ'ed for using her dress to increase her jump length

  • @LanieMae
    @LanieMae 4 роки тому +168

    “2020’s summer games cannot come soon enough”
    **laughs in coronavirus**

  • @r1nc0re37
    @r1nc0re37 5 років тому +121

    Luigi: *DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY*

  • @DJFlare84
    @DJFlare84 8 років тому +247

    WAIT WAIT WAIT
    What about Bowser!? You knock him off the platform in 64 and he can jump back up all the way from the abyss!

    • @greatduck5297
      @greatduck5297 8 років тому +69

      Bowser gets disqualified along with yoshi. They aren't human.

    • @ferelpuma
      @ferelpuma 8 років тому +21

      That's racist!!!!! *Barfs*

    • @soweli_Lukonsi
      @soweli_Lukonsi 8 років тому +4

      *ding*

    • @greatduck5297
      @greatduck5297 8 років тому +6

      Fernando Pulido It's not racist at all. They're not human therefore they cannot qualify for HUMAN olympics. It wouldn't be fair to the other competitors.

    • @ferelpuma
      @ferelpuma 8 років тому +3

      Great Duck
      The Germans said the same thing about the Jews and blacks. For shame.

  • @thisdraco4794
    @thisdraco4794 6 років тому +408

    "Did I win?" - Princess Peach

    • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
      @LordMegatron-qk2gz 6 років тому +5

      But only Mario is going to the Olympics! Not Luigi or peach!!!!!!

    • @mjuyui
      @mjuyui 6 років тому +2

      Godzila wars 2000
      I’m pretty sure no one said that it was just Mario competing though...

    • @dergor7342
      @dergor7342 6 років тому +2

      no, u dont. nooo u dont🙂

    • @LordMegatron-qk2gz
      @LordMegatron-qk2gz 6 років тому +1

      Well when it was revealed that Mario was going to be in the Olympics,Luigi or peach weren't shown.

    • @justaspectator9762
      @justaspectator9762 5 років тому

      It's 👏 a 👏joke

  • @pikminkin
    @pikminkin 4 роки тому +62

    Coronavirus in 2020: I’m about to ruin this whole man’s career.

  • @kaja3780
    @kaja3780 6 років тому +249

    ITS LIKE LAKITU'S FILMING THE HUNGER GAMES WITH HOW SHAKEY HIS CAMERA IS ALL THE TIME!!!
    that made me die laughing X'D

    • @rotz394
      @rotz394 5 років тому +5

      Seriously, Michael Bay Should have hired Lakitu as his cameraman.

    • @drakerose3789
      @drakerose3789 5 років тому +1

      I know that feel. Doing anything is difficult with that camera.

  • @robertli3600
    @robertli3600 8 років тому +248

    Thank god we learned kinetic energy in science class so I could understand all the gravity science. I was wrong... what we learn in school does have a use xD

    • @felinojr.megino1164
      @felinojr.megino1164 8 років тому +1

      ripa9 😂

    • @vampstarzz
      @vampstarzz 8 років тому +1

      Robert Li 🖤🖤

    • @bxy_939
      @bxy_939 7 років тому

      Robert Li just to understand matts amazing videos tbh!😂

    • @cindyhaynes7620
      @cindyhaynes7620 7 років тому

      shy guys are the red guys with white masks. In a video this guy says ther dream demons. serch em on google

    • @slimeyt7505
      @slimeyt7505 7 років тому +4

      this is a good replay like if your watching in 2027

  • @DragonChamp007
    @DragonChamp007 5 років тому +59

    “Would Mario win olympics? You’d be surprised”
    *triples most world records*
    Uh no, that’s is what I expected

  • @cholomilk2749
    @cholomilk2749 4 роки тому +104

    Mat: the 2020s can’t come soon enough
    Everyone in 2020: *insert are you sure about that*

  • @KonpeitoKitty
    @KonpeitoKitty 5 років тому +195

    Oh no Luigi is gonna get his foot crushed again

  • @Seushe
    @Seushe 8 років тому +166

    But...
    Peach wouldnt use a DRESS to jump in the olympics, right? Like, seriously.

    • @Underworlder5
      @Underworlder5 8 років тому +25

      she never uses a dress in the olympic games series either

    • @sagal1374
      @sagal1374 8 років тому +7

      ShatteredMC in super Mario 3d world, she wears a cat suit and yet she still hovers

    • @ShirialKiller
      @ShirialKiller 8 років тому +6

      Sagal137
      It's not her dress that lets her hover, she cheats by using magic.

    • @sagal1374
      @sagal1374 8 років тому +2

      i never said that it's her dress that lets her hover. Look again at what I wrote

    • @derpaderpy4931
      @derpaderpy4931 8 років тому +1

      She just uses what's called her "Wish power".

  • @merla692
    @merla692 8 років тому +153

    Well, Luigi would still get gold and Mario silver because female and male jumping are two seperate categories. So both Peach and Luigi end up with gold medals :)

    • @MangaSt
      @MangaSt 7 років тому +5

      Clara Breda good Point.

    • @xillict
      @xillict 7 років тому +5

      Clara Breda true

  • @d_gaming0258
    @d_gaming0258 4 роки тому +26

    "When the 2020 games happen"
    Me: Keep telling yourself that.

  • @randomgamer7141
    @randomgamer7141 8 років тому +192

    17:57. Lmao. "Because he's a DINOSAUR" had me dying

    • @x-1771
      @x-1771 7 років тому

      Random Gamer until

    • @x-1771
      @x-1771 7 років тому

      Random Gamer oj

  • @GhostyBoy64
    @GhostyBoy64 6 років тому +141

    When Mat’s talking about his love for the olympics I immediately think of fat pat eating chips and drinking Diet Coke

  • @wrrryy-gamoo1244
    @wrrryy-gamoo1244 6 років тому +107

    It appears Mario breaks his arm when he hits the block #NewGameTheory

  • @thehollowvoice7994
    @thehollowvoice7994 4 роки тому +7

    MatPat 4:37: „2020 Summer Games could not come soon enough!”
    Me in 2020: You don’t know what I know...

  • @emmabrook9691
    @emmabrook9691 7 років тому +190

    They do accept a quadruple jump... but it’s in figure skating

    • @judybourgeois1974
      @judybourgeois1974 6 років тому +1

      rip gt

    • @msvi09official
      @msvi09official 6 років тому

      99th like

    • @cofeespear4992
      @cofeespear4992 6 років тому +3

      I bet mat pat would make a beautiful figure skater especially in those pretty silver and green dresses

  • @jcutting2395
    @jcutting2395 8 років тому +5

    11:42 that's right Luigi. You take that princess. You deserve it after everything you've put up with over the years.

  • @vibinwvibha
    @vibinwvibha 7 років тому +579

    matpat, you would get gold in the Olympics for:
    -just blowing my mind
    -and being hilarious

    • @velociraptoronashark6934
      @velociraptoronashark6934 7 років тому +9

      Vibha Srinivas lol

    • @funnycat1024
      @funnycat1024 7 років тому +7

      and quadruple jump.

    • @bmemorales31
      @bmemorales31 7 років тому +4

      +Vibha Srinivas Mind Blowing Theories, Hilarious okay I have some bad theories from him. [ -Ness- Sans Impression] here we go. Mario is Mental,Link is Dead,Rosalina's Parents (His Luigi and Peach Fan Fiction), and Sans is Ness. I didn't even talk about the Film Theory Bullshit and Clickbait.

    • @bmemorales31
      @bmemorales31 7 років тому +1

      +Emperor Faust, Sans is Ness and Mario is Mental are the most bullshit and completely awful theories I have ever heard this is why I unsubscribed a long time ago.

    • @mikemcclaren9616
      @mikemcclaren9616 7 років тому

      yoe

  • @abbyginge03
    @abbyginge03 4 роки тому +19

    This hits different after waiting 4 years for this Olympics only for them to be delayed an entire year

  • @brucesims3255
    @brucesims3255 8 років тому +336

    Matpat should do a theory on shy guys

    • @rykleygalinsky1614
      @rykleygalinsky1614 8 років тому +20

      Yeah. What are they?

    • @mikemounier2380
      @mikemounier2380 8 років тому

      Pirate Bear and

    • @kiiikk
      @kiiikk 8 років тому +9

      you dont what they are? they the little guys with masks and red clothing😁

    • @marywave7081
      @marywave7081 8 років тому +2

      Pirate Bear Same, along with the Dark Star, that one is a little....strange

    • @stephengibson4651
      @stephengibson4651 8 років тому

      Pirate Bear hi

  • @jacobpaniagua8785
    @jacobpaniagua8785 8 років тому +111

    14:20 That was a running long jump. You can't add three running long jumps to get a triple jump.

    • @tren1ty_gaming
      @tren1ty_gaming 8 років тому +7

      But still, Peach would win

    • @jacobpaniagua8785
      @jacobpaniagua8785 8 років тому +5

      Random Person Definitely not debating that.

    • @JamUsagi
      @JamUsagi 8 років тому +9

      I'm pretty sure Mario can instantly long jump the moment he lands, making it possible.

    • @scruffythejanitor1969
      @scruffythejanitor1969 8 років тому +11

      The problem is that the triple jump isn't just three jump: it's often called the "Hop, Skip, and Jump." The second jump is from the same leg you land on, which makes it look like a skip.

    • @DonaldFromKingdomHearts
      @DonaldFromKingdomHearts 8 років тому

      I always thought the second one was called step :/
      But yeah, I was kinda torn between facepalming and finding it cute how MatPat naively just chained three full jumps together. Also to consider that you have a limited area where you can perform your jump from first to last jump.

  • @Fourleafclov
    @Fourleafclov 8 років тому +313

    You said gifs as "jifs"....
    almost closed the window

    • @Thannus
      @Thannus 8 років тому +4

      Fourleafclov that is how it's said

    • @Thannus
      @Thannus 8 років тому +2

      Well, actually, I suppose it depends on the person. Either way is correct, I suppose.

    • @Fourleafclov
      @Fourleafclov 8 років тому +7

      DragonFace Gaming Even if either way is correct, it hurts to hear it like { JIF }

    • @flameconvoy7424
      @flameconvoy7424 8 років тому

      I say it interchangeably sometimes I say jif and sometimes I say gif

    • @tenebrasolanum4215
      @tenebrasolanum4215 8 років тому +4

      I just pronounce them 'jeff'

  • @elliptical6957
    @elliptical6957 4 роки тому +14

    “2020s summer games cannot come soon enough”
    When I tell you I nearly cried-

  • @thespongemonkey
    @thespongemonkey 8 років тому +280

    Except, the events are separated by Gender. So, Luigi would be a triple Gold Medalist.

    • @rpggriffin
      @rpggriffin 8 років тому +13

      SMB2 is a dream, and the world is called Subcon (because it's Mario's subconscious). That should double-disqualify it. Besides, I'm PRETTY sure that Peach is using magic to float. In any world that has magic, using it would almost definitely violate the rules of any sport.
      Sooo yeah. Peach is a woman, her abilities are a dream, and she probably cheats. Luigi gets the gold!

    • @PirateMatt-dz6gl
      @PirateMatt-dz6gl 8 років тому +5

      but in super mario 3d world, she can do the same thing and that is in real life.

    • @samuelemmert5136
      @samuelemmert5136 8 років тому +11

      One word: Quidditch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @wemkillop9508
      @wemkillop9508 8 років тому +15

      did u just assume peaches gender?

    • @juliuscerrato2672
      @juliuscerrato2672 8 років тому +1

      what about bowser?!??!

  • @court0524
    @court0524 7 років тому +323

    Dang. This is more interesting than the actual Olympics...

  • @a1joryj
    @a1joryj 8 років тому +357

    I'm sorry did you say 'jif' instead of 'gif'?

    • @CaptainDoruTorres
      @CaptainDoruTorres 8 років тому +4

      yes he did

    • @chrisstanbridge4331
      @chrisstanbridge4331 8 років тому +38

      Like how the creators said it's pronounced.

    • @gallowsglare
      @gallowsglare 8 років тому +24

      Boi, g stands for graphics in the acronym. You don't pronounce it "jraphics". Think of the word gift. Take the t off.

    • @colmyethon5377
      @colmyethon5377 8 років тому +23

      Giraffe. Not everything with a g is pronounced "guh". Plus it's an acronym, and the creator can choose how it's pronounced

    • @hyrekandragon2665
      @hyrekandragon2665 8 років тому +27

      The creators said it was pronounced 'jif' so there is no argument on how it should be pronounced. Beside if we going to pronounce the aconryms letters as the words the represent Laser would be pronounced "lah-sear" and not "lay-zur" since Laser stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radation. And Scuba be pronounced "Skuh-buh" instead of "Skoo-buh" since it means Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus.

  • @jasongeorge1810
    @jasongeorge1810 4 роки тому +12

    4:30 That one didn't age quite so well.

  • @davidnuggette3654
    @davidnuggette3654 5 років тому +65

    Waluigi - “Hold my beer”

    • @EzekiesAcheron
      @EzekiesAcheron 5 років тому +3

      WAAALEWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @EnderstrikeMC
    @EnderstrikeMC 5 років тому +98

    Matpat...
    diet coke olimpics are waiting for you

  • @CappuccinoGuil
    @CappuccinoGuil 8 років тому +475

    "There's a funny jif."
    Jif?
    JIF?
    JIF?!
    JIF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

  • @linkboy7212
    @linkboy7212 4 роки тому +40

    MatPat: 2020 Olyimpics could not come soon enough.
    Coronavirus: I’m about to end this mans career

  • @snipperjoey1151
    @snipperjoey1151 8 років тому +294

    What about Waluigi? I mean he can swim in the air, allowing him to basically fly. Sure it's cheating but it doesn't matter.

    • @ssp6186
      @ssp6186 8 років тому +21

      finally waluigi gets the recognition he deserves

    • @MissiGNO000
      @MissiGNO000 8 років тому +5

      Snipper Joey EVERYBODY CHEATING BUT HIM!!!

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 8 років тому +6

      MissingNO 000 Waddling your feet in the air isn't cheating.

    • @ssp6186
      @ssp6186 8 років тому +9

      if any one is cheating peach is she is using her dress to hover

    • @snipperjoey1151
      @snipperjoey1151 8 років тому +3

      GDWU 64755 Totally. Also by competing alongsides the males.

  • @cespu_iv4519
    @cespu_iv4519 6 років тому +112

    I'm Italian but I love those jokes about my country even if they are false.
    Subed!

    • @CommandGamesIQ
      @CommandGamesIQ 5 років тому

      No you are russians

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 5 років тому

      do you eat cheese or spaghetti everyday in italy??

    • @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS
      @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS 5 років тому +5

      @@TearDaTaco almost, here in Italy pasta is an essential food and those stereotypes about eating it everyday are not too far off from reality, sure, we eat other things but pasta is one of the most popular foods, eaten mostly at lunch rather than dinner

    • @TearDaTaco
      @TearDaTaco 5 років тому

      @@IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS what about the cheese and pizza? (you're the creator of pizza don't forget that)

    • @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS
      @IMPERATOR_AVGVSTVS 5 років тому +2

      @@TearDaTaco cheese is very utilized in Italian cuisine, since there are a lot of dishes that use it, for example it's used on a lot of types of pasta to enhance the flavor, but please, if there's a type of pasta that doesn't want cheese, especially Parmesan, is spaghetti with clams, for us it feels like eating a hot-dog for breakfast. Another fairly famous Italian meal that requires cheese is Caprese, wich usually is mozzarella cheese accompanied by tomatoes. Cheese is also heavily used on pizza, for it's nice texture that goes really well with both types of pizza, yes, there are 2 types of pizza: the Roman pizza and the Neapolitan pizza, the difference is in the consistency: Roman pizza is much more crunchy than the soft Neapolitan one, but, even if pizza is delicious, we don't eat it very often, since it's a very "heavy" food, it's full of carbohydrates and it fills you up really quickly and it isn't very healthy, so we don't eat it all that much, on average once a week or once a month

  • @wolfienightcore4122
    @wolfienightcore4122 7 років тому +1110

    WHY DO SHY GUY'S WEAR MASKS AND BASICALLY COVER THEIR WHOLE BODY?
    Please make a theory.
    **original idea by me, people who like or comment agree, so also give them credit**

    • @pist0l937
      @pist0l937 7 років тому +4

      Wolfie Nightcore but seriously I just think it might be preference?
      But it would be interesting to know the species?

    • @chickenpermission4223
      @chickenpermission4223 7 років тому +6

      Wolfie Nightcore I always thought they were ghosts who wore masks like no face but now that I'm older that makes less sense

    • @laurelai.
      @laurelai. 7 років тому +42

      Shy guys are shy. Really, really shy.

    • @summerbonette1406
      @summerbonette1406 7 років тому

      Wolfie Nightcore agree

    • @LiveHedgehog
      @LiveHedgehog 7 років тому +7

      Because the creators of Doki Doki Panic were high on drugs and decided to put masks on some dwarves.

  • @rebeccanickels6059
    @rebeccanickels6059 5 років тому +30

    I just imagined Mario jumping through my roof because I have a short ceiling

  • @muhammaduddin5884
    @muhammaduddin5884 8 років тому +314

    Can you do theory about the purge would it reduce crime or how to survive it and guys I know that he'll do it on film theory I just did it on this one since this is recent

    • @jimmylynch3534
      @jimmylynch3534 8 років тому +12

      I think a Purge theory could be interesting

    • @DoroTono
      @DoroTono 8 років тому +19

      a youtuber named Alternate History Hub did just that. the video is "what if the purge actually happened"

    • @SNAKE-fk9zw
      @SNAKE-fk9zw 8 років тому +3

      that's a theory for Film Theory, his other channel, not Game Theory

    • @muhammaduddin5884
      @muhammaduddin5884 8 років тому +3

      +Aron Ashurov I did it on this video because it's the earliest and he might see it

    • @ajax4887
      @ajax4887 8 років тому +4

      He didn't say it was a game theory

  • @snowkitten1432
    @snowkitten1432 7 років тому +5

    11:29
    “Short guy, slightly overweight”
    Mario: *TRIGGERED*

  • @aaroncunningham8307
    @aaroncunningham8307 8 років тому +25

    Pretty sure Peach's hover is powered by magic, which I doubt would be legally allowed.

    • @aaroncunningham8307
      @aaroncunningham8307 8 років тому +8

      And don't even get me started on what that flutter-kick would do to Luigi's form rating. All that mid-air flailing isn't going to sit well with the judges!

    • @Vgamer311
      @Vgamer311 8 років тому +9

      Anything is legal if there isn't a rule stating otherwise. Even if it is Magic, I highly doubt the olympics committee was like "you know, we should make a rule against using magic. You know, just to keep things fair." I've seen some people say that they would probably make a law banning flutters and hovers, but even if they did after the fact, that wouldn't strip them of the medals they already won with their powers.

    • @silentk59
      @silentk59 8 років тому +2

      Magic would be TOTALLY banned by the Olympics comity. Its a performance booster same as PED's.

  • @Monkeymario.
    @Monkeymario. Місяць тому +1

    11:41 I think Mario isn't human and that's why he jumps so high and doesn't break his legs

  • @kjl3080
    @kjl3080 7 років тому +15

    13:12 Anyone smh by the fact that MatPat doesn't use Fixed Camera Angle Mode?

  • @RyanCya
    @RyanCya 7 років тому +119

    Did Mat just say... 'nerdgasm'? :U

  • @Psyk0h
    @Psyk0h 8 років тому +82

    Mario jumps regular in the olympics to balance out the game, if sonic ran as fast as he could in track, would it be fair?

    • @670HP-Package-NOW
      @670HP-Package-NOW 7 років тому +1

      Psykiatricda 1 Mario beats him in running too, #KnowGThistory

    • @true_neutral3378
      @true_neutral3378 7 років тому

      But only in their first games

    • @Psyk0h
      @Psyk0h 7 років тому

      Ronngel Abiel Manila
      In their first games indeed
      #KnowMoreGtHistory

    • @thefinalpotato8607
      @thefinalpotato8607 7 років тому

      I dont see how that adds up though. Mario doesnt DO any running in that theory. he just takes a pipe to the end. So that would mean the pipe just has high suction power. Why not make a flat track that is the same distance for both characters and see who gets to the end first.

    • @Psyk0h
      @Psyk0h 6 років тому

      The Final Potato
      Mario had to run to the upright pipe, so even if it did have suction, it would not be pulling him.

  • @Monkeymario.
    @Monkeymario. Місяць тому +1

    9:37 Thing is the Mushroom Kingdom's gravity is greater than Earth's geavity and the Olympics take place on Earth.

  • @ananicholas9852
    @ananicholas9852 7 років тому +525

    No offense Mat but I'm glad quadruple jump isn't a thing cause then you'd be training for the Olympics and not making theory videos

    • @deadlyvsgaming929
      @deadlyvsgaming929 7 років тому +23

      That would be HORRIBLE... Then again, Many Worlds theory, anyone?
      No? No "Pokemon Multiverse" theory? No "Zelda timeline be wrong?" theory?

    • @N56-
      @N56- 7 років тому

      DeadlyVSGaming m

  • @kanebekkattla3963
    @kanebekkattla3963 8 років тому +148

    wouldn't Mario get silver and luigi & Peach, gold due to the fact that they separate men and women.

    • @dawsoncat6252
      @dawsoncat6252 8 років тому +5

      Pretty sure if a woman can exceed a gold metalist male she deserves to gold metals.

    • @kanebekkattla3963
      @kanebekkattla3963 8 років тому +22

      DawsonCat6252//(^._.^) i'm not saying that she doesn't deserved her gold if just saying she would have three women's jumping medals.

    • @bizarre3051
      @bizarre3051 8 років тому +8

      Women's and men's in the Olympics are separated. (So like Long jump for men medalists is different from long jump for woman medalists.)

    • @AlexH-qr2dq
      @AlexH-qr2dq 8 років тому +4

      medals*

    • @bruceisaac9926
      @bruceisaac9926 8 років тому

      I think the men devision is open for women if they are good enough.

  • @Coal_minerals
    @Coal_minerals 8 років тому +97

    Actually triple jump is a hop skip and a jump if you do that you will be disqualified

    • @TheMymineplay
      @TheMymineplay 8 років тому +15

      I thought I was the only one who noticed that mistake

    • @user-ke7ri7kj1j
      @user-ke7ri7kj1j 8 років тому

      Exactly!!

    • @jacobjett8227
      @jacobjett8227 8 років тому +3

      im not sure why he didn't use the move NAMED triple jump from 64, and your right, mario has to crouch to long jump, which i don't think would be legal

    • @borRIING
      @borRIING 8 років тому

      Ty. Was looking for this.

    • @supersbbrawl4ever
      @supersbbrawl4ever 8 років тому

      The triple jump has appeared in all 3D Super Mario games.

  • @firefli9975
    @firefli9975 3 роки тому +6

    Mat: "2020 summer Olympics can't come soon enough."
    Corona: *Really now?*

  • @TheFoolishSamurai
    @TheFoolishSamurai 8 років тому +71

    So... the Community Tab is just the Discussion Tab with more bells and whistles?

    • @jaden2040
      @jaden2040 8 років тому +2

      it's for mobile

    • @Rathtrainer
      @Rathtrainer 8 років тому

      Exactly.

    • @TTS160
      @TTS160 8 років тому +7

      Atleast they gave us something instead of removing of freedom *cough*cough* (UA-cam's guidelines)

    • @TheFoolishSamurai
      @TheFoolishSamurai 8 років тому

      ***** Oh, so *less* bells and whistles.

    • @dry90125
      @dry90125 8 років тому +3

      Yep, but hey, it sorta works.

  • @ciasyafri2461
    @ciasyafri2461 8 років тому +53

    Well, duh, Luigi IS Mario's brother so he'd be at least better than Mario? #LuigiFTW :3

    • @ciasyafri2461
      @ciasyafri2461 8 років тому +6

      But Mario never gave respect. ;n;

    • @ramonamartinez8647
      @ramonamartinez8647 8 років тому +3

      Yes Luigi is the most overrated Mario character =/

    • @zachary1077
      @zachary1077 8 років тому +3

      +Ramona Martinez
      No, that would be Mario.

    • @zachary1077
      @zachary1077 8 років тому

      *****
      Everyone hates on Luigiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • @roundmaster2418
    @roundmaster2418 8 років тому +79

    Luigi's winning platinum for sure

  • @Tay_Zel
    @Tay_Zel 5 років тому +10

    Matpat: I love, love the olympics
    Me: Well I can 110% relate

  • @DidYouKnowGamin
    @DidYouKnowGamin 8 років тому +4

    3:13 You're welcome 👍

  • @zarakhall5221
    @zarakhall5221 8 років тому +198

    thats not how you triple jump btw matpat, u dont full on long jump 3 times

    • @royceshey7273
      @royceshey7273 8 років тому +19

      I thought i was the only one that noticed that

    • @Jayxleer
      @Jayxleer 8 років тому +11

      I was sat here going, noOOOOO YOU DONT JUMP.. THREE TIMES?! Th you are the only other person i have seen so far who noticed that

    • @iamdumbasshellaswellthebea3699
      @iamdumbasshellaswellthebea3699 8 років тому

      i clicked dislike button 1million times

    • @RealWatch1
      @RealWatch1 8 років тому +8

      what about bowser's jump

    • @Jacob-gi7xl
      @Jacob-gi7xl 8 років тому +11

      "I am dumb as well" so you didn't dislike it? Because every other click you undislike the video. So in this case you undislike it every even number so 1 million would leave you with you undisliking the video.

  • @Adamzychu
    @Adamzychu 8 років тому +120

    I always though that Peach floats because of her dress. I'm not really sure if that would be allowed during the Olympics ;>

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 8 років тому +16

      you would think, however in super Mario 3D world when she gets something like the boomerang power up she still has the ability to float.

    • @mikeanthony3300
      @mikeanthony3300 8 років тому +6

      Peach doesn't even wear her dress during the Olympics. She wears a sporty looking outfit.

    • @superapm9620
      @superapm9620 8 років тому +27

      Mike Anthony
      maybe its magic or something.
      maybe its maybelline

    • @PLANDerLinde99
      @PLANDerLinde99 8 років тому +2

      +Super APM I quit, I'm done, Your comment killed me

    • @thehiddenninja3428
      @thehiddenninja3428 8 років тому +3

      In Mario&Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, at the beginning, he gets sent flying out of the castle by starlow's star power and Peach's wish power.
      There are definitely more examples, but I'm being too lazy to look them up.
      Peach has magic.

  • @DashyDonut
    @DashyDonut 4 роки тому +12

    “I can’t wait for the 2020 olympics”
    That quote didn’t age so well

  • @jaylenhoskins4085
    @jaylenhoskins4085 7 років тому +12

    When pixelated, when luigi jumps, it looks like he's doing the running man XD

  • @PorkSzoda
    @PorkSzoda 7 років тому +61

    he answered the question nobody asked but everyone secretly wanted to hear

  • @blaketurner8523
    @blaketurner8523 8 років тому +51

    From your other videos on Mario i don't think they would let that psychopath compete

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 років тому +3

      there aren't any rules against it. I mean maybe if he'd been convicted of something, but that hasn't happened yet.

    • @johnnyfive222
      @johnnyfive222 8 років тому

      I mean look at Ryan Lochette and Hope Solo? Oh Snap current events.

    • @rubeculabee8061
      @rubeculabee8061 8 років тому

      well technically, he did murder thousands of creatures, from the careless koopa to the innocent wiggler

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 8 років тому

      +Lettuce Goat killing animals isn't illegal unless they're a protected species, in a nature preserve, or you need a hunting licence (and I doubt hunting without a licence is something that would get you banned from the Olympics). Nothing indicates that any of those have been the case throughout Mario's adventures.

    • @rubeculabee8061
      @rubeculabee8061 8 років тому

      Android 19 ok, but the koopas are from the koopa kingdom, so they aren't just animals

  • @DuckGoesViral
    @DuckGoesViral 4 роки тому +11

    MatPat: "The 2020 summer games cannot come soon enough"
    Me: (2020)

  • @beekeeperhoneymoon8179
    @beekeeperhoneymoon8179 7 років тому +27

    Says best swimmer, shows diver
    *gets up and walks away*

  • @Linealo
    @Linealo 7 років тому +90

    He's eating Mushrooms all the day... Disqualified because of drugs!!

    • @JRexRegis
      @JRexRegis 6 років тому +1

      Dude...whatif mario ate mushroom but mushroom is drugs?

    • @clintonanderson7436
      @clintonanderson7436 6 років тому +1

      Mushrooms in Mario's world aren't drugs.

    • @umarsuno548
      @umarsuno548 6 років тому +2

      Linealo lmfao he’s on shrooms

    • @f4irygrrrl
      @f4irygrrrl 6 років тому

      just like Russia. :'))))

  • @paddyscone780
    @paddyscone780 8 років тому +174

    Peach wouldn't be allowed to compete with Mario and Luigi. Men and women compete in separate events and, last time I checked, Peach is not a man.

    • @mefikFS
      @mefikFS 8 років тому +1

      mario and luigi would compete in 100m sprint with her and and win :)

    • @EMan753
      @EMan753 8 років тому +19

      You've checked?!

    • @paddyscone780
      @paddyscone780 8 років тому +4

      Not in person.

    • @andreaulle7960
      @andreaulle7960 8 років тому +1

      You can't tell someone they aren't what they think they are!!!11!1! *obvious sarcasm is obvious*

    • @paddyscone780
      @paddyscone780 8 років тому +1

      It's okay, I'm not like most people on the Internet. Most of the time I can spot sarcasm.

  • @icewarmth678
    @icewarmth678 4 роки тому +4

    9:48 OBVIOUSLY WE ARE! AND IF YOU DON'T CONSIDER US HUMANS NO PIZZA FOR YA!!!

  • @Magvel_
    @Magvel_ 7 років тому +12

    If only Super Mario Odyssey was announced at this time XD

  • @gooberextraordinaire
    @gooberextraordinaire 8 років тому +34

    You. You started the Italian anatomy meme, didn't you?

  • @pixelarticuno1636
    @pixelarticuno1636 7 років тому +89

    What about King BobOmb? In Super Mario 64, he jumps up the entire mountain in a single leap.

    • @scott9304
      @scott9304 7 років тому +2

      The Pixel Articuno dats true

    • @julian-jf2zj
      @julian-jf2zj 7 років тому

      you right

    • @matthew5145
      @matthew5145 7 років тому +14

      Bombs can't participate in Olympics

    • @pixelarticuno1636
      @pixelarticuno1636 7 років тому +8

      Peka Silk But apparently green dinosaurs can.

    • @Zula_The_Squid
      @Zula_The_Squid 7 років тому

      Well, Kim Jon Un also isn't participating in this years Olympics, even though he is (according to deep research into North Korean propaganda) the supreme mega-god.
      Same goes for Putin.
      I think there is some kind of leader-restriction in participation or something, otherwise i couldn't explain this.

  • @fka_sophrosyne
    @fka_sophrosyne 2 роки тому +3

    Hearing him explain how the community tab works is so innocent for some reason

  • @oblivion.3602
    @oblivion.3602 7 років тому +16

    But MatPat! If you see at basically any triple jumper in the world, the first jump will always be longer than the second, and the third jump. Because at the first jump, he just runs and jumps, but at the second, you have weight pulled towards the ground because of your jump and height. And so triple jumps in olympics, is WAY different than just three seperate jumps.
    I'm sorry i had to.

    • @darklingarts4293
      @darklingarts4293 6 років тому +2

      Alos, a triple jump uses different steps than he describes. Left left right for someone right footed, and right right left for someone left footed.

  • @JeezSorry
    @JeezSorry 7 років тому +153

    2:33
    When my mom tells me to go outside

  • @seraphina6424
    @seraphina6424 7 років тому +116

    Doki Doki?!Monika=Flowey=Porky=Purple guy=Mario confirmed!

    • @sageker8208
      @sageker8208 7 років тому +2

      Totally canon Malal do doki doki club undertale cuphead fnaf and mario all in one ok

    • @chanceroberts4317
      @chanceroberts4317 6 років тому

      Pooooooooooop

    • @moxxie8502
      @moxxie8502 6 років тому

      thats EXACTLY what i was thinking

    • @jamesbriscoe8321
      @jamesbriscoe8321 6 років тому

      …wut? Just…what?? I…don’t get it. I like know all of those games and I like them, but…I-I just don’t get it.

    • @theguywhohasnosenseofhumou2224
      @theguywhohasnosenseofhumou2224 6 років тому

      Malice 0

  • @SomewhereFireworks
    @SomewhereFireworks 5 років тому +17

    “Horse... Prancer”
    Equestrians are under appreciated

  • @jenbooob
    @jenbooob 8 років тому +24

    Anyone know what that song that plays while he talks about the olympics is? The one with the bagpipes

    • @rocketlanterns
      @rocketlanterns 8 років тому +3

      I would also like to know, that music was awesome and made me proud to be a gamer!

    • @jenbooob
      @jenbooob 8 років тому

      I'm honestly really curious. I've looked all over where I could and tried all sorts of search attempts, I just need to know!

    • @CatzyCatzy
      @CatzyCatzy 8 років тому

      Solar Loki ask matpat himself

    • @Schzym
      @Schzym 8 років тому +1

      i actually think thats roddy pipers wwe theme

  • @UltimateHalG
    @UltimateHalG 8 років тому +112

    This is the only channel where I am excited to hear math....what have I become

    • @As_Arturas
      @As_Arturas 8 років тому +22

      And what you become? An intelligent person, because math is good.

    • @gamerholic4407
      @gamerholic4407 8 років тому

      Same

    • @SeanR794
      @SeanR794 8 років тому +2

      Math sure, but sometimes this guy's physics and chemistry are a bit off especially when he shows calculations. For instance, when he was showing Mario's weight on the games at 11:36, he made it sound like Mario gained mass by saying he was 181 Kg in the game, but grams measure mass not weight, so Mario's mass would stay the same wherever he is.

    • @BigDaddyLante
      @BigDaddyLante 8 років тому +1

      grams also measure weight..

    • @Tfin
      @Tfin 8 років тому +1

      So you're saying you have no idea how much you weigh? Or do you use stones?

  • @ThismcGeneration
    @ThismcGeneration 8 років тому +48

    The new community tab isn't to make UA-cam better for us, it's so UA-cam can get more users by being more like Facebook.

    • @ThismcGeneration
      @ThismcGeneration 8 років тому +5

      For a guy who made a whole series (DHMIS Theories) which involved him talking about the effects of sponsorship and capitalism, matpat is sure susceptible to using a few weasel words himself.

    • @2v-dblv22
      @2v-dblv22 8 років тому +3

      ROASTED

    • @tomtinker8220
      @tomtinker8220 8 років тому

      he's probably equally susceptible to needing to pay rent.
      it's called something...

  • @tompoessy
    @tompoessy 5 років тому +24

    11:38 he wouldn’t, because his bones and muscles would’ve adapted to the strong gravity

  • @cookiecaker
    @cookiecaker 6 років тому +50

    I actually fell asleep to this (in the good way). I have NEVER done this before, YOU, good sir, get a clap and a half!
    *clap cl*

  • @prankfiles
    @prankfiles 8 років тому +6

    Just uploaded... Shocking thieves! Caught in the act!

  • @GJERocks
    @GJERocks 8 років тому +36

    In the 500 meter dash, no one can even come CLOSE to Toad

    • @mrfishyboi1470
      @mrfishyboi1470 8 років тому +11

      But he is a mushroom.. He is the drug

    • @ZenoDLC
      @ZenoDLC 8 років тому +2

      Not a drug, THE drug

    • @shadowjuan2
      @shadowjuan2 8 років тому +10

      And he doesn't even have legs just feet lol

    • @Ted52
      @Ted52 8 років тому +8

      There is no 500 meter dash at the olympics.

    • @icyclimber4215
      @icyclimber4215 8 років тому

      1000 meter dash it is then

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 роки тому +13

    “Peach would win because of her glide.”
    You can’t wear dresses there.

    • @Gameboy2007-Official
      @Gameboy2007-Official 3 роки тому +1

      I doubt that was because of her dress lmao

    • @Justsomelycan
      @Justsomelycan 3 роки тому +1

      @@Gameboy2007-Official it is her dress gives her that ability just pay attention to every games saying peach is a better jumper because of her umbrella is like saying someone driving a car is faster than someone running but its only cause of the car