She is the dying breed in the corporate and real world, who don't virtue signal or do circle jerks. Looking at the profile , she is not young and is not indoctrinated like me and other millennials to kiss ass of the recruiters and bosd
I still have my I.T. Linked in Profile. Actually "Looked" at it yesterday to see some old names. But there ain't NO WAY I'm using it to find work. *I still get corp idiots sending me job offers* & it hasn't been updated in years Actually, now I think of it, *I should start trolling corp-Tards* with my Linked in ............................just fer shits N giggles. (& to share with you Josh)
I saw a post on LinkedIn recommending job candidates to thank companies for rejecting their application after an interview, because at least they landed an interview. Wtf do you gain from thanking someone after they told you to fuck off? CRINGE
If HR sent their interviewees emails without solicitation saying someone else got the job, that's better than ghosting. Nothing wrong with a quick reply: "Okay, thanks for letting me know."
@@SnowyCountryChicken That's nice but I don't see how licking the boot should get you better chances. Just pull a name from a hat, and spare me the job gap please.
3 years ago I got ghosted after an interview after being told the typical “we will be contacting you”. After a couple of days with no response I called the company to reiterate my interest on working by the company and they told me they would contact me later. It obviously never happened and got ignored. Recently this same company reached me out on LinkedIn telling me they are looking for someone with my profile and want to hire me Fuck them I ignored the guy and then a month later he AGAIN sends me a pm telling me they wanna hire me NOW after being ghosted. I hate these kind of bipolar behaviors
@@ChrisPTY507 just ask for more pay because of the emotional damage they caused you xD tho tbh ghosting someone that ghosted you is a very sweet revenge
"He got his third promotion in 18 months why doesn't he just tell his friends and family and leave it at that" Probably because he alienated anybody close to him by "focusing in his career". AKA working 80 hours a week every week and becoming the ultimate company simp
I knew a girl that was opposite of simp but you wouldn’t know it. She played the game and got every “reward” - learned valuable lesson that day the power was out and she told me she HATED it there and they offered her what they thought was valuable to stay..... They never knew she left on bad terms....the offer was insulting...
@@oscccar1 Because everyone is afraid for their career and can't speak openly. I recently saw a guy use his father's death to make a point on LinkedIn and praise his current company for being "family first". They keep repeating that crap and some people actually believe it.
I used to have a developer coworker that just said no to all this bullshit the company asked him to, or the out of work socialize. Dude straight say he didnt want be part of the bullshit and laugh at your face. That was the most professional guy i ever seen
@@pravidha Nah fcking HR's want everyone to be extroverted. F them. I'm introverted, I do not want to spend my free time with others, the only person I care about is my significant other. My free time is going to be spend to my other goals and not some meaningless teambuilding in a company that will fire my ass immediately when they see fit.
LinkedIn is actually becoming a confused platform. It seems to have bit of FaceBook, bit of Instagram, bit of Twitter and a whole bunch of ‘kindness’ videos which are simply reshared from UA-cam or other platforms often after many many months or years.
Just delete the account and move on , I keeping the account just to see the openings but my account is a joke just search up my name , but delete it if you can find openings somewhere out
"If you're seen using the pool table, you're a slacker. If you're seen not using the pool table, you're un-social." Damn man you're giving me flashbacks of some companies I've worked for. LOL... I cringeth hard.
I used to work at a SW testing company(2015-2019) that had a ping-pong table that nobody used. I worked on the least liked project with a few others and three of us 5 became good friends, til this day. We decided "this thing is just sitting here collecting dust, let's make use of it" and every break and lunch we played and started getting better(for about 2 weeks) but then... someone complained that during lunchtime we were having "too much fun" and it was distracting... :| so we obviously read the $h!t painted on the walls and never played again.
@@jaineas almost every company is, easy to check, have a friend gloat working in huge company have, ping pong table, billards table, ask them after months, do you know how to play it yet, of course not. Only executive can play that and you have to lose to them of couse.
@@jaineas not completely, the ping pong table was a fairy tail, placed in main front room so all new hires would see it and think "this is a cool/fun place to work" basically a vacuum for those who have never worked at a place like that before.
Years ago, we used to laugh at this stuff when we watched it on [every episode of] The Office. Now its reality everywhere. The whole world has truly gone to shit.
Only time I used the pool table at work was when customers had been yelling at you for an hour because of something someone else did. (I was phone tech support). Taking out the frustrations on knocking balls around is better than yelling at coworkers or customers.
@@Species-lj8wh yeah, in a former job we had some board games which were never used because honestly our boss wouldn't wanted it; he just placed them there so we would feel more at home I guess. What an ass...
And remember, if you are a contractor or a temp there, and they can tell who you are by the color of your badge (you’ll stick out like a sore thumb) that game room and free snacks and perks are OFF LIMITS to you!
I worked at a company where they made you wear a cone of shame for not meeting your sales goals. Those that met their sales goals ate lunch with the department manager in the company cafeteria (at their own expense) and got an arm band that looked like something out of 1930s Germany to wear around the office. Awards were given quarterly to people who went above and beyond and it was always the same people winning them. Those were the people who never left their cubicle, and worked 15 hours of overtime a week. Most of them suffered from high blood pressure and recently one of them died.
Whenever the rumors started circulating about how their activities were illegal, they would send a site wide email to everyone stating that employment with the company was at will so we could take a hike whenever we felt like our rights were being violated basically.
That dude who bragged about failing at first: Yeah your parents bailed your ass out so many times before you made it. You dont fail 9 startups and drop out and have major issues like that without pre-established financial wellbeing.
100% right. I got my realtor license and quickly realized that the only people who are successful in real estate are people who: have wealthy parents, parents with a good network, or one of your parents are already a broker, or you are old and have been doing real estate part time for 20yrs. Don't even get me started on all the upfront costs/gatekeeping that no one tells you about til AFTER you pass the exam. I had to put myself on hold with real estate and now I'm doing insurance and it's great.
Corporate cringe is everywhere it is a pandemic. It humiliates so much. I try to ditch most of the crap at work but some people are just too afraid of saying no, later they feel violated. We still need the job at the end of the day but man we gotta have some limits.
Its now a grand gaslighting/brainwashing/propaganda operation. My account was banned once for criticising one race scholarships, then reinstated. Then banned for putting up a 2 min video of Fauci speaking and linking to vax dissenter Robert Malone. LI should be closed down for attacking the democratic, scientific and majority view discussion and processes.
I'm an American-based worker that lost his job due to being outsourced to India. Having to train my replacement (I'm in I.T.)... most Americans are clueless of the "underhanded corporate crap" that goes on behind closed doors.
@@eddiep812 That is why I proudly vote anything against to endorsing the H1 visas. Plus...all their families that come here are such low ballers when it comes to paying for private swim lessons. They are the worst.
I get linked in requests from people who I know are unemployed, or doing work like housesitting...if that's a job. I think that's just linkedin spreading itself though.
Don't reward "yes, men" that's how we got the star wars prequels. Are there any companies left who have actual adults running them? These companies you call out, look like they're run by kindergartners. These companies are clueless about how to run an actual business. My dad owned a business for years and he knew the value of hard work and treating employees like human beings and rewarding them with something tangible like a bonus or raise.
I had to make a linkedin in my senior year of college and I can't stay on there more than a minute without wanting to bash my skull in after I graduated.
Imagine if Bruce Wayne was on LinkedIn? "My parents were murdered in a back alley, that didn't stop me from becoming a Billionaire crime fighter. What your excuse for not being successful like me?"
Well, “blaster” is a construction equipment used to blow up things to make room for construction. A careerblaster blows up other people’s careers to the point of no return. I guess my man is trying to communicate that he’s out to destroy careers
I see the same former coworker of mine bragging every damn day about how wonderful it is she’s been praised for being a “Latinx” leader in corporate America. She doesn’t give a damn about everyday Latin men and women working hard to make a living.
"Don't mistake the person doing the talking in the meeting as the person who is doing the work. Some people presents themselves well, others work hard." - This is beautiful, sounds like blasphemy in the delusional corporate dreamworld
I know this is an old comment, but I have to agree perfect attendance awards are meaningless. All they mean is you rarely get sick, which is great, but partially due to luck.
Honestly these companies would actually find that if they just gave their employees bonuses, extra money or paid days off instead of wasting resources on all of this corporate cringe, the employees would appreciate it and would actually want to stay at the company
Crying out loud about your promotion sounds like: "Look, my chains were metal, now they have these fancy pink stripes and my collar is now made not of artificial leather, but real one".
I got a key to my current office within the first few days. The first 3 months you're "on probation" or something but the only thing that really meant was that my health insurance didn't start until after the first 90 days. If I had to earn my key with overtime I would have laughed at them.
i saw someone say that one of the reasons some people fail job interviews is because they present themselves as being "perfect for the job" which is supposedly wrong as one is expected to be "right for the job" and that just makes no sense to me; job interviews - to me - feel like a cross-word puzzle with no right answer at this point
oh my god a "super learner"? What does that even mean?! That's straight up a sticker that a mom puts on her minivan about her elementary school student. Jeez dude.
Thank you for calling out LinkedIn on the virtue signaling. It’s become so painful to see the site champion things like diversity training when it means more time at work while being unable to actually work.
Great video. There is something plain stupid which happened today during a meeting at work. It was an administrative meeting and someone asked if our salaries will be raised. The answer was: "No, because we don't want to be discriminatory towards the people who have smaller salaries". It's like I would see someone without a hand on the street and I would cut your hand off, just so the other person wouldn't feel discriminated.
Its like hiring these idiots and calling them Chief Diversity Officer....and guess what race most are??? Yep...blacks. Like its thier duty to educate White people about culture and diversity...they know best right??? Seeing how every black I have ever met is severely racist this makes me rage ..and dont put a White person in that role or its racist and all the blacks will protest, burn,murder, loot, etc....what a stupid ass world its become
I worked for big corporate. Guys, it all is a big joke. I am a freelancer now, working for a small company. The reward her is not being a slave and being rewarded for that with points or something.
I no longer have access to linkedin. But study the bios of people who are marketers, my business was semiconductors. Their bios all sound like they came from corporate bullshit generators.
These days I even see people posting completely unprofessional and funny videos on LinkedIn. This is the time that LinkedIn should moderate crappy unprofessional posts over LinkedIn.
i have never wasted my time with anything to do with LINKEDIN I don't seek any accolades or praise from anyone who has to feed their narcissism and ego! I know my own accomplishments and proud of them and don't care what others think! When you die nobody is going to care!
I had to make a Linkedin account when I was getting close to retiring from the military...I'm probably institutionalized from being Army for 25 years but really thought the entire thing was ridiculous. My entire profile was a joke and I still get messages from twats on it. Seriously watching your videos, I don't know how people work in the regular civilian market....I'd most likely go postal.
My favourites are the ones that use Linked In to complain about how hard it is for women / young people / gay people / whatever else in the workplace... and then a couple of days later announce how they're being paid to spend the afternoon at the women / young people / gay people / whatever else in the workplace forum and are on first name terms with the CEO.
This is why I loved being an aircraft fueler. Except for the 16 hour overtimes. At least I was outside and around something I enjoyed. Just not the corporate hierarchy, that shit is cancer. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
You have no idea how toxic the corporate culture in Asia. I'm from India, but across Asia in countries such as India,Japan, China,korea etc, it's considered normal to do overtime with no extra pay, corporate will praise you to not take a holiday even if your sick, if given the license they would even ask us to work 24/7 they wouldn't even care if we died. Honestly it sucks here, we work 8- 12 hours a day, six days a week sometimes 5 depending on the company. Let's also not forget the toxic society we have. If you don't work for a fortune 500 company people will always look down upon you, even if you do something by yourself say a business or something your passionate about, they will call you a failure and an unsuccessful person even though you earn more money than the people who work for corporate. That's why many Indian and Asian students go abroad because they know the labour laws are more better and comfortable there. Also they pay us peanuts compared to what other countries give. 😢
Thanks for doing what you do, your channel is a textbook for me to learn what not to do when running a company, it will make the lives of my employees better.
Long story short; Work hard, be realistic and realize your worth and what you're contributing, don't work at a place that tries to play off work as a playground.
I love this SO much! Most titles should be/include "Disruptive, Collaborative, Force-Multiplicative, Granular, Mental Masturbator" (feel free to add in any completely meaningless corporate nonsense you experience)
8:15 that hits close home. I work for a small company that designs and sells urban furniture; I do pretty much all the work on designing and drawing technical blueprints of our products but it's the salesmen doing all the talking with clients, which means I always end up repeating projects over and over and doing all kinds of pointless work in record time simply because the salesman keeps promising clients "the technical team will take care of it" (by team it means me). Maybe if they actually understood what my work implies and how small changes on design can drag on many more hours of work they wouldn't be promising everything as if it was nothing.
If it’s not that, it’s the deluge of corporate feel good and self-congratulatory emails from senior management about the new big thing. But increasing pay to keep up with the rising cost of living - no, because reasons.
People and companies have lost their minds. I have found that during the pandemic the company I worked for (I quit) actually raised their expectations of their workers. It was nothing to be given 11+ hrs/work in a day and expect it to get done. Wait, you can’t get it done? Slacker! I was actually told to “Work the hours it takes to get the work done.” That is when I started looking for a new job.
👏👏 Geraldine the 🐐
She is the dying breed in the corporate and real world, who don't virtue signal or do circle jerks. Looking at the profile , she is not young and is not indoctrinated like me and other millennials to kiss ass of the recruiters and bosd
I still have my I.T. Linked in Profile. Actually "Looked" at it yesterday to see some old names. But there ain't NO WAY I'm using it to find work.
*I still get corp idiots sending me job offers* & it hasn't been updated in years
Actually, now I think of it, *I should start trolling corp-Tards* with my Linked in
............................just fer shits N giggles. (& to share with you Josh)
*yeah keep digging at the scab we call "Linked in"*
~ it's humorous (sadly humorous)
Ty for saying this. I don't know who's running things over there lately. The emails I get from them are sketchy too
Geraldine the absolute lad
I saw a post on LinkedIn recommending job candidates to thank companies for rejecting their application after an interview, because at least they landed an interview. Wtf do you gain from thanking someone after they told you to fuck off? CRINGE
@@SnowyCountryChicken nice. Did that happen to you again?
If HR sent their interviewees emails without solicitation saying someone else got the job, that's better than ghosting. Nothing wrong with a quick reply: "Okay, thanks for letting me know."
@@SnowyCountryChicken That's nice but I don't see how licking the boot should get you better chances. Just pull a name from a hat, and spare me the job gap please.
3 years ago I got ghosted after an interview after being told the typical “we will be contacting you”. After a couple of days with no response I called the company to reiterate my interest on working by the company and they told me they would contact me later. It obviously never happened and got ignored.
Recently this same company reached me out on LinkedIn telling me they are looking for someone with my profile and want to hire me
Fuck them I ignored the guy and then a month later he AGAIN sends me a pm telling me they wanna hire me NOW after being ghosted.
I hate these kind of bipolar behaviors
@@ChrisPTY507 just ask for more pay because of the emotional damage they caused you xD
tho tbh ghosting someone that ghosted you is a very sweet revenge
I have Steam Achievements that are worth more than these certificates.
Lmaooo
My completed orange box achievements are more precious than gold.
I'm gonna advertise myself on LinkedIn as the owner and proprietor of the world's largest trophy supply company. Let's see 'em beat that.
LOL
Holy moly. LMFAO 😂
"He got his third promotion in 18 months why doesn't he just tell his friends and family and leave it at that"
Probably because he alienated anybody close to him by "focusing in his career". AKA working 80 hours a week every week and becoming the ultimate company simp
I knew a girl that was opposite of simp but you wouldn’t know it. She played the game and got every “reward” - learned valuable lesson that day the power was out and she told me she HATED it there and they offered her what they thought was valuable to stay.....
They never knew she left on bad terms....the offer was insulting...
@@ThorMaximus I’ll tell ya what dude, I read your comment about 3 times and have no idea what the fuck you are trying to say!
@@Noah-pk7tf I thought it was just me who didn't understand @Thorbringsthehammer 's comment.
@@Noah-pk7tf Your comment is hilarious because it is true
@@violetheadbicycle I'm loling
The humble bragging on LinkedIn has become unbearable
It was always unbearable. With they banned it. I just mark those posts as spam.
Why isn’t openly hating on that type of cringe more common?
@@oscccar1 Because everyone is afraid for their career and can't speak openly. I recently saw a guy use his father's death to make a point on LinkedIn and praise his current company for being "family first". They keep repeating that crap and some people actually believe it.
I used to have a developer coworker that just said no to all this bullshit the company asked him to, or the out of work socialize. Dude straight say he didnt want be part of the bullshit and laugh at your face. That was the most professional guy i ever seen
They should know better than to try and socialise with developers
Do I know you? 😂
I was bullied for being that and later I quit. The HR even went ahead and asked me if I was asocial.
He was probably really good at his job too
@@pravidha Nah fcking HR's want everyone to be extroverted. F them. I'm introverted, I do not want to spend my free time with others, the only person I care about is my significant other. My free time is going to be spend to my other goals and not some meaningless teambuilding in a company that will fire my ass immediately when they see fit.
LinkedIn is actually becoming a confused platform. It seems to have bit of FaceBook, bit of Instagram, bit of Twitter and a whole bunch of ‘kindness’ videos which are simply reshared from UA-cam or other platforms often after many many months or years.
Yes it feels weird to see the FB/IG positive post messaging. Feels even more insincere.
What bothers you the most?
True
Just delete the account and move on , I keeping the account just to see the openings but my account is a joke just search up my name , but delete it if you can find openings somewhere out
LinkedIn is more toxic than Facebook, Instagram and Twitter combined. The sooner you realize this, the better it is for everyone.
absolutely 💯
"If you're seen using the pool table, you're a slacker. If you're seen not using the pool table, you're un-social." Damn man you're giving me flashbacks of some companies I've worked for. LOL... I cringeth hard.
There's no winning in this. This is what one calls a "lose-lose" situation
I used to work at a SW testing company(2015-2019) that had a ping-pong table that nobody used. I worked on the least liked project with a few others and three of us 5 became good friends, til this day. We decided "this thing is just sitting here collecting dust, let's make use of it" and every break and lunch we played and started getting better(for about 2 weeks) but then... someone complained that during lunchtime we were having "too much fun" and it was distracting... :| so we obviously read the $h!t painted on the walls and never played again.
@@krazymantoast so the ping pong table was just a piece of decor.
Crazy company.
@@jaineas almost every company is, easy to check, have a friend gloat working in huge company have, ping pong table, billards table, ask them after months, do you know how to play it yet, of course not. Only executive can play that and you have to lose to them of couse.
@@jaineas not completely, the ping pong table was a fairy tail, placed in main front room so all new hires would see it and think "this is a cool/fun place to work" basically a vacuum for those who have never worked at a place like that before.
Years ago, we used to laugh at this stuff when we watched it on [every episode of] The Office. Now its reality everywhere. The whole world has truly gone to shit.
Lol I feel
That's why it was funny on The Office. Because it's actually real life.
its funny because its true hahaha@@HLB512
It's worse than The Office, because at least then you could have banter and you were left alone when you weren't in the workplace itself.
Pool tables and games, snacks are only distractions. To take your mind off the fact you are spending the majority of your life there.
my life is not my job
Only time I used the pool table at work was when customers had been yelling at you for an hour because of something someone else did. (I was phone tech support). Taking out the frustrations on knocking balls around is better than yelling at coworkers or customers.
@@Species-lj8wh yeah, in a former job we had some board games which were never used because honestly our boss wouldn't wanted it; he just placed them there so we would feel more at home I guess. What an ass...
And remember, if you are a contractor or a temp there, and they can tell who you are by the color of your badge (you’ll stick out like a sore thumb) that game room and free snacks and perks are OFF LIMITS to you!
I'm getting paid to do nothing but eat Doritos. I'll take what I can get
I worked at a company where they made you wear a cone of shame for not meeting your sales goals. Those that met their sales goals ate lunch with the department manager in the company cafeteria (at their own expense) and got an arm band that looked like something out of 1930s Germany to wear around the office. Awards were given quarterly to people who went above and beyond and it was always the same people winning them. Those were the people who never left their cubicle, and worked 15 hours of overtime a week. Most of them suffered from high blood pressure and recently one of them died.
What the fuck bro, that shit is not legal
What's the name of the company
@@JohnDoe-sl6di why the puck do you care?
I would have been out that door in a week!
Whenever the rumors started circulating about how their activities were illegal, they would send a site wide email to everyone stating that employment with the company was at will so we could take a hike whenever we felt like our rights were being violated basically.
The only 'Culture' I understand is profit.
What is your favourite language, oh Lord?
He hath spoken!
@@IkraamDev 🤡
Welcome to ancapistan
Yooooooooo! Love you coding jesus
That dude who bragged about failing at first: Yeah your parents bailed your ass out so many times before you made it.
You dont fail 9 startups and drop out and have major issues like that without pre-established financial wellbeing.
Or his wife supported him.
well said. sadly its commonsense comments and posters like you that LI are actually BANNING now for comments like yours.
100% right. I got my realtor license and quickly realized that the only people who are successful in real estate are people who: have wealthy parents, parents with a good network, or one of your parents are already a broker, or you are old and have been doing real estate part time for 20yrs. Don't even get me started on all the upfront costs/gatekeeping that no one tells you about til AFTER you pass the exam. I had to put myself on hold with real estate and now I'm doing insurance and it's great.
Recall when linkedin passwords were hacked and many were "Ihatemyjob" or similar.
Lmao fr?
@@ZeeSWAGFRESH that’s my current password so I believe it
@@Noah-pk7tf I mean there's no way I gonna forget it. How can I forget my slavery? 😂
That’s my password too
Saw a post on LinkedIn where a lady got a certificate for wearing best outfits in the office and she literally thanked her company for that.
Wtf they could at least give her a gift card
Linkedin is a professional version of Facebook.
Cringe version of Facebook
“Professional” being redefined
Josh you are kicking the corporate culture like never b4. Love u man!
Pornhub is more professional than LinkedIn
@@elijahhenderson5955 Facebook is already cringe lol
I think Geraldine's post warrants a video on non-cringe posts.
IKR
It's like they can't even tell how cringy they are
POSists lol
Self awareness is not a strong point of coporate drones.
I've worked in IT for over 20 years, I have lots of certs, but I can tell you people don't look for LinkedIn certificates
Corporate cringe is everywhere it is a pandemic. It humiliates so much. I try to ditch most of the crap at work but some people are just too afraid of saying no, later they feel violated. We still need the job at the end of the day but man we gotta have some limits.
I just use LinkedIn in as a working resume. I think the social functions of it are a waste of time...at least that's been my experience.
Its now a grand gaslighting/brainwashing/propaganda operation.
My account was banned once for criticising one race scholarships, then reinstated.
Then banned for putting up a 2 min video of Fauci speaking and linking to vax dissenter Robert Malone.
LI should be closed down for attacking the democratic, scientific and majority view discussion and processes.
No that's how it should be used. Now it's just nonsense, sob stories and nothing worth using the website for.
CareerBlaster - The alpha chad who watched Star Wars once and walks around the office shooting their finger gun blaster pistol shouting "pew pew pew"
Shooter Mcgavin
CareerBlaster seems like a term for who loves to fire people
I was going to buy you a $5 cake but went for the free certificate instead. Happy ten years josh here's to another ten.
“You must love Big Brother. It’s not enough for you to obey him: you must love him.”
I'm not surprised that most of them are from India
Same. The corporate culture in india is massive cringe.
Many companies in india are just scam call center .....
Mega tech company simps in India
I'm an American-based worker that lost his job due to being outsourced to India. Having to train my replacement (I'm in I.T.)... most Americans are clueless of the "underhanded corporate crap" that goes on behind closed doors.
@@eddiep812 That is why I proudly vote anything against to endorsing the H1 visas. Plus...all their families that come here are such low ballers when it comes to paying for private swim lessons. They are the worst.
You're like Pewdiepie's corporate-culture-cringe-criticising brother. Thanks for educating so many of us on corporate cringinness! Much needed!
I'm glad Joshua browses LinkedIn so I don't have to. That place makes my eyes bleed.
I get linked in requests from people who I know are unemployed, or doing work like housesitting...if that's a job. I think that's just linkedin spreading itself though.
Don't reward "yes, men" that's how we got the star wars prequels. Are there any companies left who have actual adults running them? These companies you call out, look like they're run by kindergartners. These companies are clueless about how to run an actual business. My dad owned a business for years and he knew the value of hard work and treating employees like human beings and rewarding them with something tangible like a bonus or raise.
Im currently in an IT bootcamp and these dudes LOVE LOVE LOVE linkedin... i just dont wanna be judged by a recruiter/company before they meet me.
5:29 Going extra mile , " you can't say working overtime " 🤣
I had to make a linkedin in my senior year of college and I can't stay on there more than a minute without wanting to bash my skull in after I graduated.
Josh is the inner drunk self of everyone.
dude, I'm just a Panamanian who loves your videos... I would love to see another one of the hidden messages on the job descriptions. ty
Keeping it real, Joshua! LinkedIn has become more cringy than Instagram and Facebook together.
3:19 "Certificates for certificates" ROFL 🤣
Here is your certificate for certification that you got this certificate.
@@Gizziiusa certi-ception
That opening cringed me into a black hole.
Same dude,same.
my cat didn't liked it
Where is the actual vid of that?
nothing makes me more happy than seeing a new corporate cringe video
why are they always so cringe 😂
Eating this up while on my work break. New coping mechanism
Imagine if Bruce Wayne was on LinkedIn? "My parents were murdered in a back alley, that didn't stop me from becoming a Billionaire crime fighter. What your excuse for not being successful like me?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Then joker comes with a LinkedIn profile saying that he has caught a Pokemon.
Well, “blaster” is a construction equipment used to blow up things to make room for construction. A careerblaster blows up other people’s careers to the point of no return. I guess my man is trying to communicate that he’s out to destroy careers
I just got my fourth promotion in 18 months. I work for myself.
I see the same former coworker of mine bragging every damn day about how wonderful it is she’s been praised for being a “Latinx” leader in corporate America.
She doesn’t give a damn about everyday Latin men and women working hard to make a living.
Plus that term 'Latinx' felt very annoying to be honest.
@@tunebeat3809god they could call them latin and they went for LATINX OF ALL THINGS
"Don't mistake the person doing the talking in the meeting as the person who is doing the work. Some people presents themselves well, others work hard." - This is beautiful, sounds like blasphemy in the delusional corporate dreamworld
I remember getting certificates for perfect attendance at my old trade school. I honestly hated receiving them lol.
So you weren't absent on award presentation day?😁
I know this is an old comment, but I have to agree perfect attendance awards are meaningless. All they mean is you rarely get sick, which is great, but partially due to luck.
These types of awards are based on the assumption that taking an occasional break when you aren’t sick is somehow a flaw
Honestly these companies would actually find that if they just gave their employees bonuses, extra money or paid days off instead of wasting resources on all of this corporate cringe, the employees would appreciate it and would actually want to stay at the company
Imagine someone coming at Geraldine during a meeting. “Speak up Geraldine” and she’s like ‘Foh, works already done poser. ‘ what a bad@ss
Crying out loud about your promotion sounds like: "Look, my chains were metal, now they have these fancy pink stripes and my collar is now made not of artificial leather, but real one".
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Joshua, the hero we need but don't deserve. Thanks for calling out the corporate bs.
I got a key to my current office within the first few days. The first 3 months you're "on probation" or something but the only thing that really meant was that my health insurance didn't start until after the first 90 days. If I had to earn my key with overtime I would have laughed at them.
Imagine a certificate:
I just got promoted from unemployed to part time job
I was no. 318 in the chat. I’d like a certificate.
Here is some raviolli!
Swiss Copper thanks...
@@laurasvoyages3 would you like the formuoli for the raviolli?
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ugh thats actually my work number. At least we got a $50 grocery gift card for Xmas
LinkedIn combines the worst aspects of company culture and social media. It is vomit-inducing...
i saw someone say that one of the reasons some people fail job interviews is because they present themselves as being "perfect for the job" which is supposedly wrong as one is expected to be "right for the job" and that just makes no sense to me; job interviews - to me - feel like a cross-word puzzle with no right answer at this point
Gonna be honest i think they just hire the right people with vibesss
Inject this content straight into my VEINS!!!
oh my god a "super learner"? What does that even mean?! That's straight up a sticker that a mom puts on her minivan about her elementary school student. Jeez dude.
'My husband is a super learner'
LinkedIn is essentially a platform for salespeople trying to sell themselves. Us introverts can smell this bs miles away 😂
Thank you for calling out LinkedIn on the virtue signaling. It’s become so painful to see the site champion things like diversity training when it means more time at work while being unable to actually work.
Great video. There is something plain stupid which happened today during a meeting at work. It was an administrative meeting and someone asked if our salaries will be raised. The answer was: "No, because we don't want to be discriminatory towards the people who have smaller salaries". It's like I would see someone without a hand on the street and I would cut your hand off, just so the other person wouldn't feel discriminated.
Its like hiring these idiots and calling them Chief Diversity Officer....and guess what race most are??? Yep...blacks. Like its thier duty to educate White people about culture and diversity...they know best right??? Seeing how every black I have ever met is severely racist this makes me rage ..and dont put a White person in that role or its racist and all the blacks will protest, burn,murder, loot, etc....what a stupid ass world its become
I worked for big corporate. Guys, it all is a big joke. I am a freelancer now, working for a small company. The reward her is not being a slave and being rewarded for that with points or something.
The amount of videos lately is insane! SO much cringe! I'm loving it
I no longer have access to linkedin. But study the bios of people who are marketers, my business was semiconductors. Their bios all sound like they came from corporate bullshit generators.
This is why I have been working remotely for the past 5 years. I loathe office culture. #teamwork #teamplayer #officesimp #ihatemyjob
These days I even see people posting completely unprofessional and funny videos on LinkedIn. This is the time that LinkedIn should moderate crappy unprofessional posts over LinkedIn.
I think that started to happen when Microsoft bought LinkdIn. That's why they paid billions, because they saw it as their own Facebook.
This is getting out of hand. Soon we'll see LinkedIn titles like "Incoming Summer CEO Intern at Microsoft"
Well...there are some companies that have programs like "CEO for a month" and they are very cringe
I got a “Marine of the Quarter” certificate once in 1983. Where can I cash that in?
Corporate cringe is now approaching 2011 tumblr.
Highly recommend ya’ll work a privately funded startup after watching this video. Lol
I love your channel Jake ❤️
The ads before this video make me want to throw up 😭
Deleted my linkdn account a few months back because of this precise thing.
Big up Geraldine, she a real one
I didn't even know that Linkdn was a social media thing, I thought it was just a network list
My man. Where have you been all of my life?
I thought I was the only one who thought LinkedIn is nothing but hollow corperate cringe.
LinkedIn is for professional masks anyway.
Looks pro, sounds pro. Cool. Thats it
It ain't real
True
i have never wasted my time with anything to do with LINKEDIN I don't seek any accolades or praise from anyone who has to feed their narcissism and ego! I know my own accomplishments and proud of them and don't care what others think! When you die nobody is going to care!
Unfortunately most come to normalize "presenting well" as a skill to have to succeed in a career /climb the corporate ladder .
A whole key to the office? My precious...
Why is the tech industry so weird
Honestly in Linkedlin it is highly dependent on who you follow.
Third promotion in 18 months?
Amateur!
I’m on my 18th promotion in 18 months!
18th promotion in 3 months :)
It's because everyone above him is getting canned or quitting 🥴😂
I had to make a Linkedin account when I was getting close to retiring from the military...I'm probably institutionalized from being Army for 25 years but really thought the entire thing was ridiculous. My entire profile was a joke and I still get messages from twats on it. Seriously watching your videos, I don't know how people work in the regular civilian market....I'd most likely go postal.
I retired from a place that soon announced some dude was just promoted to VP of Improving the Human Condition. Yes, yeally.
High demand, low supply. They can do what they want!
I have been actively UNLINKING from people who use the pronouns nonsense.
My favourites are the ones that use Linked In to complain about how hard it is for women / young people / gay people / whatever else in the workplace... and then a couple of days later announce how they're being paid to spend the afternoon at the women / young people / gay people / whatever else in the workplace forum and are on first name terms with the CEO.
Linked In is just the Facebook version of work life. You get to show off your work "accomplisments" and make your worklife appear better than it is.
This is why I loved being an aircraft fueler. Except for the 16 hour overtimes. At least I was outside and around something I enjoyed. Just not the corporate hierarchy, that shit is cancer. IT'S EVERYWHERE!!!
Even playing CS:GO they give you skins as achievement which ACTUALLY worth something.
You have no idea how toxic the corporate culture in Asia. I'm from India, but across Asia in countries such as India,Japan, China,korea etc, it's considered normal to do overtime with no extra pay, corporate will praise you to not take a holiday even if your sick, if given the license they would even ask us to work 24/7 they wouldn't even care if we died. Honestly it sucks here, we work 8- 12 hours a day, six days a week sometimes 5 depending on the company. Let's also not forget the toxic society we have. If you don't work for a fortune 500 company people will always look down upon you, even if you do something by yourself say a business or something your passionate about, they will call you a failure and an unsuccessful person even though you earn more money than the people who work for corporate. That's why many Indian and Asian students go abroad because they know the labour laws are more better and comfortable there.
Also they pay us peanuts compared to what other countries give. 😢
Found your video after finding out for myself that LinkedIn is nothing more than filler.
Thanks for doing what you do, your channel is a textbook for me to learn what not to do when running a company, it will make the lives of my employees better.
Jejejej
Udemy certificates everywhere when someone was just looking after all videos of a course and didn't use that knowledge to anything
LOL! Good atuff! They got the key to lock up when they are the last to leave at 10pm! And to open the door on weekends!
You are one of those UA-camrs and educators I'd like to meet in real life. Love your content and energy bro
Long story short; Work hard, be realistic and realize your worth and what you're contributing, don't work at a place that tries to play off work as a playground.
I love this SO much! Most titles should be/include "Disruptive, Collaborative, Force-Multiplicative, Granular, Mental Masturbator" (feel free to add in any completely meaningless corporate nonsense you experience)
UA-cam is getting too friendly placing four 8 second ads in one video
"Why isn't there a $100 bill in here?" Everybody getting an award from work. 😑
8:15 that hits close home. I work for a small company that designs and sells urban furniture; I do pretty much all the work on designing and drawing technical blueprints of our products but it's the salesmen doing all the talking with clients, which means I always end up repeating projects over and over and doing all kinds of pointless work in record time simply because the salesman keeps promising clients "the technical team will take care of it" (by team it means me). Maybe if they actually understood what my work implies and how small changes on design can drag on many more hours of work they wouldn't be promising everything as if it was nothing.
He left out that his dad gave him all those promotions.
If it’s not that, it’s the deluge of corporate feel good and self-congratulatory emails from senior management about the new big thing. But increasing pay to keep up with the rising cost of living - no, because reasons.
Just a clap for Geraldine 👏well done Geraldine
People and companies have lost their minds. I have found that during the pandemic the company I worked for (I quit) actually raised their expectations of their workers. It was nothing to be given 11+ hrs/work in a day and expect it to get done. Wait, you can’t get it done? Slacker! I was actually told to “Work the hours it takes to get the work done.” That is when I started looking for a new job.