Trump Lies About Puerto Rico Death Toll as GOP Braces for Midterms: A Closer Look

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  • Опубліковано 12 вер 2018
  • Seth takes a closer look at President Trump peddling another insane conspiracy theory about the death toll in Puerto Rico as Republicans brace themselves for the midterms.
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  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 5 років тому +501

    Those 3000 people must be so relieved to find out they're not actually dead.

    • @dragoncult666
      @dragoncult666 5 років тому +20

      Under appreciated comment.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 років тому +5

      How does this only have ≈100 likes?

    • @rebelredshirt_2188
      @rebelredshirt_2188 5 років тому +4

      I live in pr, 3000 people did not die because of the hurricane. Only like 18 did. But Puerto rico government is so corrupt they inflated the death toll in order to get more federal money in disaster relief.

    • @angelbayo7683
      @angelbayo7683 5 років тому +20

      @@rebelredshirt_2188 That is not true. And if hoy believe that you don't deserve to call yourself an Puerto Rican. Tu eres un vende patria!

    • @uriel4892
      @uriel4892 5 років тому

      @@angelbayo7683 el no es un vende patria por decir la verdad pelu huele bicho

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug 5 років тому +435

    Please let this nightmare of an administration be over already.

    • @LiLi-or2gm
      @LiLi-or2gm 5 років тому +17

      sprybug MAGA= Make (it) All Go Away!

    • @lindaleelaw5277
      @lindaleelaw5277 5 років тому +4

      Think Groundhog day.

    • @JSone4Design
      @JSone4Design 5 років тому +13

      “Making Assholes Go Away”: I can see that on a baseball cap.

    • @shuggaD
      @shuggaD 5 років тому +1

      Not yet 😂😂😂😂we having fun with the Clumps 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll
      @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll 5 років тому +1

      Hey deadbeat dummy libtards, how much money Trump should have send to another liberal wasteful incompetent deadbeat island Puerto Rico that would have prevented large death toll considering their infrastructures are terrible and government is in big deep debt?
      "Trump Asks Congress for $4.9 Billion To Help Puerto Rico Rebuild
      The territory, whose 3.4 million residents are American citizens, declared bankruptcy in May."

  • @ellenjo86324
    @ellenjo86324 5 років тому +131

    Seth's Mitch McConnell impersonation is gold! 😆

  • @ACIB708
    @ACIB708 5 років тому +25

    MAY THE POWER OF THE SKY LAMP FILL MY MUSCLES

  • @solraclegnar4270
    @solraclegnar4270 5 років тому +655

    That man said " you never know, but we know". Don't forget it's also "tremendously wet".

    • @nycpolo5554
      @nycpolo5554 5 років тому +8

      LoL

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 років тому +19

      And “Tremendously big”

    • @fanyperez2840
      @fanyperez2840 5 років тому +5

      Hahahahaahhahahahhahaahahahaahhahahahahahahahahhajajahajaj

    • @neatofication
      @neatofication 5 років тому +22

      solrac legnar omg I died!!! Tremendously wet... the opposite of any woman near him.

    • @Bugman541
      @Bugman541 5 років тому +15

      The opposite of his wife

  • @joeastbury8032
    @joeastbury8032 5 років тому +182

    And we've reached another depth in the lack of common human decency.
    Please vote, I don't care if every poll says Dems are ahead by fifty, get out and vote cause this is insane.

    • @Soppe23
      @Soppe23 5 років тому

      Did you just copy paste this comment from before the presidential election?

  • @Giza13
    @Giza13 5 років тому +21

    Awww.... I was hoping for another Seth Meyers Eric Trump impression; those always make me laugh! ”Father!” 😂

  • @RetroBackslash
    @RetroBackslash 5 років тому +197

    "...you never know, but we know..."

    • @skys6655
      @skys6655 5 років тому

      🤔

    • @yungjc2
      @yungjc2 5 років тому +1

      I know you know but do you know that I knew you knew I knew I new you nu?¿ wtf am i talkin bout?

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 5 років тому +9

      jonathan collier “I know more things than any president since... probably ever. Beautiful things... but some things are not beautiful... bad things... many things are bad things... but I only know good things... am I right?... and some bad things... fake news is a bad thing, I know them... Hillary was a bad thing for the United Staaash, but we stopped her... am I right?”

    • @wattson3683
      @wattson3683 5 років тому +1

      @@RetroBackslash lol. Why do I feel like this is a real speech ...hauahahahahahagaga

  • @slaughterhouse5309
    @slaughterhouse5309 5 років тому +212

    With a teacher like Betsy DeVos grading all of Trump's accomplishments, it's not a surprise he keeps getting A++s.

    • @SIUHumanities
      @SIUHumanities 5 років тому +6

      I know you meant well but you just insulted hard working teachers everywhere.

    • @anjie8570
      @anjie8570 5 років тому +5

      And He calls her Ditzy Devos! 😂

    • @chickensdone1
      @chickensdone1 5 років тому +5

      Your post deserves infinitely more likes. You won the internet for today! To quote a classic NES game: "A winner is you!"

    • @slaughterhouse5309
      @slaughterhouse5309 5 років тому +12

      @@SIUHumanities I humbly disagree Robert. Betsy DeVos and Trump are both national disgraces. The real teachers in this country have ethics, morals, values, and something those two idiots do not possess, intelligence.

    • @RurouniStarchild
      @RurouniStarchild 5 років тому +2

      But come November, they'll be flat on their A.S.S.

  • @saleemahshakir7874
    @saleemahshakir7874 5 років тому +271

    Any death from a tragic event is an extreme loss. To say it didn't happen is unimaginable and dismissive...Just disgusting entirely, 2020 We have work to do

    • @zyxw2024
      @zyxw2024 5 років тому +19

      Mid-terms.

    • @jarrysciligo5395
      @jarrysciligo5395 5 років тому +12

      Muller willing, we won't have to wait that long.

    • @thatguywhowearsblack
      @thatguywhowearsblack 5 років тому +8

      Donald Trump, hurricane denier.

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 5 років тому +11

      This has been happening to sandy hook victims families for years. If they can do it about little kids they seriously have no standards and this really isn’t shocking

    • @seandknutson
      @seandknutson 5 років тому +9

      Why wait till 2020? Impeach the sociopath already. And then impeach Pence for good measure.

  • @FauxTitle
    @FauxTitle 5 років тому +12

    Anybody notice how Eric Trump completely redid his appearance to look less ridiculous? Probably one of my favorite parts of the episode

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 5 років тому +4

    Seth, Noah and Stephen help keep me sane and slow down the nervous breakdowns over T blunders. Thanks boys~!

  • @shockadelica8661
    @shockadelica8661 5 років тому +295

    Seth looks so annoyed/exhausted by Trump😂😂 Like we all are.

    • @RBruno-jh7np
      @RBruno-jh7np 5 років тому

      SHOCKA DELICA: Yeah, but he keeps talking about him.

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 років тому +5

      He knows how we all feel, exhausted, spent, burnt out and really kinda done with the shite-show.
      But I can't look away!!!!!

    • @Clansy74
      @Clansy74 5 років тому +3

      Exactly what I thought! Watching him since the beginning of his show he was against Trump from the first second,but now he's becoming angry. Don't get me wrong... it's perfectly understandable, that's how billions of people all around the world feel!

    • @MasterhpIke
      @MasterhpIke 5 років тому

      Makes me proud of Trump.

    • @shockadelica8661
      @shockadelica8661 5 років тому

      R. Bruno He gives everybody in the media soooo much to talk about because of his chaotic behavior/White House.

  • @GoGreen1977
    @GoGreen1977 5 років тому +71

    "...melted pumpkin guts...." just about says it all, although that might be an insult to pumpkins or even guts.

    • @bethe192
      @bethe192 5 років тому +2

      LAAWWWL AWESOME! "...or even guts." Haaahaahaaaaa...oh my.

    • @cascorick8253
      @cascorick8253 5 років тому +1

      You can make pumpkin pie with pumpkin guts! And I like pumpkin seeds! Trump's brain? not that much!

  • @WildwoodClaire1
    @WildwoodClaire1 5 років тому +24

    I think Paul Ryan's obsequious reaction to Trump's predictably demented comments was far more disgusting than anything Trump had to say. Anyone with a functioning brain realizes Trump is not quite sane. These days Trump sounds like he's reading a script written by the late Ed Wood: "for we are all interested in the future because THAT is where we'll be spending the REST of our lives."

  • @fathertime273
    @fathertime273 5 років тому +8

    I'll say it again; oh Seth Meyers, how I love thee!

  • @proudbadhombre1082
    @proudbadhombre1082 5 років тому +147

    "His brain is melted pumpkin guts" 🤣 seth has the best words!

  • @killeing
    @killeing 5 років тому +53

    someone needs to give medals to the real newscasters who read Trump's tweets on a daily basis, cause I myself can never go through those out loud with a straight face or sighing to myself "You've gotta be kidding me" or "oh my god are you serious"...

  • @JadenKaye
    @JadenKaye 5 років тому +303

    Fellow Texans, get your butts out and vote Beto! We’ve suffered Cruz’s presence long enough, especially as he’s repeatedly kowtowed to Trump time and time again. What man sucks up to a man who insults both his wife and his father.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 5 років тому +19

      Sincerely, who bows to a man who has insulted one's wife and father?? It's ridiculous. What principles could you possibly expect Cruz to have after doing such a thing? I'd think GOP-leaning "family values" citizens would react harshly to Cruz' inability to defend his family from a bully. We shall see, but I'm not holding my breath.
      Were I a Texan, I'd definitely be voting Beto, if that wasn't obvious.

    • @paulod27
      @paulod27 5 років тому +2

      Do you think Cruz cares about those old insults? He only cares about Trump's policies.

    • @eekus1494
      @eekus1494 5 років тому +13

      He only cares about staying in office.

    • @morijames1380
      @morijames1380 5 років тому +11

      I live in Texas and I’ll be voting for Beto in November!!

    • @mercygrrl
      @mercygrrl 5 років тому +4

      Early voting is almost a month away for Harris County. I'm not waiting until Nov to cast my vote for Beto.

  • @vitowash3687
    @vitowash3687 5 років тому +38

    Just impeach & lock him up.

    • @ManicEightBall
      @ManicEightBall 4 роки тому +1

      ... at the behest of the American people!

  • @kimjongfun5427
    @kimjongfun5427 5 років тому +554

    3000 dead in Puerto Rico. --> Trump: A tremendous unsung success!
    3000 dead on 9/11. --> Trump: Yeah! Now I have the tallest building in downtown Manhattan!
    What a sociopath!

    • @abram730
      @abram730 5 років тому +45

      7th tallest, as he was lying and bragging about the lie at the same time on 911.

    • @bubbashore6450
      @bubbashore6450 5 років тому +31

      Not one drop of empathy, ever!

    • @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll
      @HabiburIHaveSeenItAll 5 років тому

      Hey deadbeat dummy libtards, how much money Trump should have send to another liberal wasteful incompetent deadbeat island Puerto Rico that would have prevented large death toll considering their infrastructures are terrible and government is in big deep debt?
      "Trump Asks Congress for $4.9 Billion To Help Puerto Rico Rebuild
      The territory, whose 3.4 million residents are American citizens, declared bankruptcy in May."

    • @laurettelaliberte8864
      @laurettelaliberte8864 5 років тому +17

      Habibur IHaveSeenItAll Perhaps trump shouldn't have contributed to the debt when he left Puerto Rico with a 33 million dollar tab for his failed golf course there.

    • @richardvinsen2385
      @richardvinsen2385 5 років тому +7

      Habibur IHaveSeenItAll Again, English please.

  • @kimberlys8422
    @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +268

    Trump is a lunatic.

    • @rgwak
      @rgwak 5 років тому +9

      "Hey, not cool! What did *we* ever do to deserve that comparison?" - lunatics 😜🤪😵

    • @paulmoore4223
      @paulmoore4223 5 років тому +5

      Hmm, brief and accurate 😀

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому +2

      N a fuckin moron

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +4

      Ro G He IS a lunatic, despite the negative news covfefe

    • @chimpinaneckbrace
      @chimpinaneckbrace 5 років тому +2

      In other breaking news, hurricanes are big and wet.

  • @nicw3251
    @nicw3251 5 років тому +4

    That McConnell impression!😂

  • @couragekarnga8735
    @couragekarnga8735 5 років тому +17

    So now death isn't death? I can't. I just can't.

    • @Droemar
      @Droemar 5 років тому

      I mean, to be fair, it hasn't been in terms of healthcare coverage for like, a long time.

    • @michaelpreston233
      @michaelpreston233 5 років тому

      He meant to say, ''Wasn't instead of Was !

  • @michaelfarrell4824
    @michaelfarrell4824 5 років тому +52

    Genuinely surprised he hasn't claimed the Earth is flat yet...

    • @FutureChaosTV
      @FutureChaosTV 5 років тому +3

      Oh, but that would clash with his wet dream SPACE FORCE, LIKE THE AIRFORCE BUT IN SPACE. Words of a kindergarden kid.

  • @WIGGYDON1
    @WIGGYDON1 5 років тому +224

    'Agolf Twitler, First Of His Name, The Marmalade, King Of The Sheep's And The Deplorables, Sir Cheetos Of The Fake News, Breaker Of truths, Sky Marshall Bone Spurs, And Father Of The Alt-Right!'
    Short May He reign!

    • @kimberlys8422
      @kimberlys8422 5 років тому +6

      My personal favorite is "Cheato Hitler" or "Cheeto Hitler"

    • @JafusKeyser
      @JafusKeyser 5 років тому +12

      Don't forget Commander of Space Force

    • @KingAlpaca
      @KingAlpaca 5 років тому +8

      Agolf Twitler. Wow.

    • @hollygolightly3333
      @hollygolightly3333 5 років тому +6

      Did you forget Spanky?

    • @cestwhat1317
      @cestwhat1317 5 років тому +5

      WIGGYDON1 OK, that’s the best descriptor for tRump yet!😂😂😂

  • @williamfroh8830
    @williamfroh8830 5 років тому +42

    Make America Great Again
    Impeach Trump

    • @geewiz8253
      @geewiz8253 5 років тому +3

      William Froh Omg...people that are against him now that have that hat should add that on it! 🧢

    • @pano3607
      @pano3607 5 років тому +2

      Gizzmose2002 This’ll be a strong “it’s not up to you anyway” 😉

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 5 років тому

      And then what happens?
      Hillary resumes selling the country down the road.
      Starts bombing the middle east again...hmm 7 countries down only a few to go.
      Open the borders let em all in, so you can pay for it, on your medical and life insurance.
      Who needs to check them....that wouldn't nice.
      Hell, even Hillary seriously supported the wall.
      UA-cam search - hillary fence
      See hillary and bill express concern over the number of illegals entering.
      See hillary call for the construction of a new large fence, which sounds like a wall.
      When asked, would you send them all back, hear hillary clearly state, yes, i would send them all back

    • @williamfroh8830
      @williamfroh8830 5 років тому +2

      Clarence Smith. i am sorry that you were sick every year on the days that your school taught the United States Constitution. To quickly fill you in the vice president would be next in line. The opposition candidate wouldn't take over. Trump has lied to America. In important and non important matters. Trump is an Adulterous leach. He cheated on his wife with former miss America. ;a porn actress:if his wife can't trust him how am i.
      most illegal aliens enter legally and use airports. Why do we need a wall ??? Congress knows this and there not going to fund this. Mexico not going to pay for the wall . That was just a lie Trump told us.

  • @klaudheath2665
    @klaudheath2665 5 років тому +4

    Those hands man ....so funny ,cracks me up

  • @handleBadpuppy
    @handleBadpuppy 5 років тому +169

    OMG Trump just stop talking FFS just stop !!!

    • @noodoo19
      @noodoo19 5 років тому +5

      And stop breathing while you're at it too, Trump.

    • @ProjectFlashlight612
      @ProjectFlashlight612 5 років тому +3

      I know exactly how you feel

    • @jcdc1824
      @jcdc1824 5 років тому

      Oh yeah, if only that could/would ever happen. Ahhh, I just imagined that for like 3.4 seconds....................Nice!

    • @hingedelephant
      @hingedelephant 5 років тому +1

      Let him talk. Every word he speaks exposes him as the fraud and incompetent boob he is.

  • @buzzclikverifyme
    @buzzclikverifyme 5 років тому +1179

    "That video is like a local news report where the meteorologist called in sick, and the sports guy had to fill in at the last minute."
    I went back and rewatched Trump's rambling with this in mind, and holy crap SPOT ON

    • @slav7221
      @slav7221 5 років тому +32

      I just did the same thing and was gonna write this same comment. Very spot on 👌

    • @hankthepatriot3733
      @hankthepatriot3733 5 років тому +25

      Ditto! Was totally going to write the same thing!

    • @allangarro910
      @allangarro910 5 років тому +86

      Or imbecile republicans like you are easily deceived?

    • @LilSirAxolotl
      @LilSirAxolotl 5 років тому +38

      @@allangarro910 and easily offended

    • @allangarro910
      @allangarro910 5 років тому +23

      Is truth uncomfortable huh?

  • @Runningfromtheredqueen
    @Runningfromtheredqueen 5 років тому +57

    Oh come now, Seth. It's not *that* hard to find something positive to say about someone. Even if Ted Cruz is that someon-... That 'someone'. Here, let me show you how it's done:
    1. Ted Cruz's skin suit is impeccably tailored. You can barely see the stitching. Why, it could almost pass for human.
    2. Ted Cruz's ability to eat the joy of nearby people could be of great use in treating manic-depressives.
    3. Ted Cruz has never been caught vomiting digestive enzymes over any American citizens before extracting their internal organs as a nutritious protein slurry.
    4. Ted Cruz can survive a nuclear explosion by burrowing into the ground at great speed and curling into a non-euclidian position.
    5. Ted Cruz has shown great cunning, patience and adaptability in gradually and meticulously expunging its name from almost *all* extant lists of Great Old One cults in H.P. Lovecraft's writings.
    And finally, Ted Cruz's father did *not* help kill JFK and he is *not* the Zodiac Killer... Allegedly. And also probably.

    • @ortasian
      @ortasian 5 років тому +14

      6. If we ever find a way to transform revulsion into electricity Ted Cruz could be used to solve any future energy crisis
      7. Ted Cruz could serve as bait if deep ones ever started using tinder
      8. Ted Cruz is evidence that even nature commits hatecrimes
      9. When ever I am sad I remind myself that I am not Ted Cruz and feel a bit better

    • @pamelacass9642
      @pamelacass9642 5 років тому +4

      Oh, ye of little faith...but great descriptions!

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 2 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure I've heard the first ins- I mean compliment before but about someone else but can't remember who

  • @cherryblossom6496
    @cherryblossom6496 5 років тому +26

    Omg so funny! Neck to no neck! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @demigodstatus
    @demigodstatus 5 років тому +318

    I think I had a stroke watching Trump talk.

    • @sydneymarshall3204
      @sydneymarshall3204 5 років тому +25

      demigodstatus I think TRUMP had a stroke while he talked.

    • @josephepps7805
      @josephepps7805 5 років тому +2

      I was flaccid

    • @boondocksdragon8959
      @boondocksdragon8959 5 років тому +8

      demigodstatus Nah, that burnt toast smell is coming from inside his head, not yours. ✌💚

    • @seashell1286
      @seashell1286 5 років тому +2

      Pro tip, Watch about 2 minutes of Obama say "Nazis are bad." You'll feel better. I've been there, buddy.

    • @eugenemulhern7946
      @eugenemulhern7946 5 років тому +5

      Trump is like a stroke carrier. Listening to him will definitely cause a few blood vessels to burst

  • @buch1224
    @buch1224 5 років тому +82

    Just do this. Whatever people say, expect trump to say it's a lie. Believe the other person.

  • @1wolfdog1
    @1wolfdog1 5 років тому +48

    Trump says/does something stupid every day.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 5 років тому +1

      Gizzmose2002 Only way you can defend Trump is by criticising Obama & Clinton?

    • @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039
      @naturelovingguypeoplenotso3039 5 років тому

      And yet 45's cult followers are by his side each and every one of those days.

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 5 років тому

      Well at least the media say so.
      What do you think, anything original?

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 5 років тому

      @Gizzmose2002
      Yes, i know but that doesn't seem to count.
      Get with the program.

    • @RetroBackslash
      @RetroBackslash 5 років тому

      Gizzmose2002 So you were defending Trump by ‘comparing’... him to Obama & Clinton? 🤔

  • @aprilwearsgucci
    @aprilwearsgucci 5 років тому +94

    Trump please don't come to NC and throw paper towels at me. On another note, everyone who's in Hurricane Florence path please stay safe.

    • @wobeck
      @wobeck 5 років тому +2

      You're in luck, April. Trump is thinking about making another trip to Puerto Rico where he will throw dirt in the faces of the audience. They can use it to bury their 3000 dead. What more do they expect? Trump gave Puerto Rico 5 rolls of paper towels and will toss them 5 handfuls of dirt to bury their victims. He is so generous!

    • @flyingchariot9080
      @flyingchariot9080 5 років тому

      aprilweargucci, you are pitiful with your gloom and doom. you are clueless, and need to do more research, and not listen to garbage like this. no joke. I feel very very sorry and so sad for those that have been compromised, and speak trash about the present potus! no respect for anyone nowadays! look up gateway to victory blog,and read away. hope this will help you, cause I know you deserve better than what you think is good,when it is actually tainted with evil..

    • @wobeck
      @wobeck 5 років тому +3

      morning gIory
      stfu, gory. You haven't a clue. You don't understand what April is saying, and you actually believe Trump's lies and nonsense. Don the Con is a pos, a traitor, an ignoramus, a lying racist con artist. No decent, educated person on Earth has any respect for the Mango Mussolini, and that's a fact, jack. But absolutely we all, every one of us, have respect for lots of people ... honest people, educated people, competent and ethical people, good people. Absolutely we respect them. But we have no respect at all for the opposite of those people ... the dishonest, uneducated, incompetent, unethical, low-life fucking creepos ... in short, Republicans. Donald Trump is a lying, incompetent, thieving, cheating, racist pos and he is the fount of evil in this country, and all those who support him, including you, are his evil, treacherous, lying, misguided, gullible little minions. Begone, morning gory! We have seen the face of evil, and it is YOU!

    • @flyingchariot9080
      @flyingchariot9080 5 років тому

      shinaanish, bs to you man. i am not a republican!, and look how you start conversation with stfu!!! respectful person. yep! I understand what she said, I just added. dufus.......lol . wow! you are a funny turd too. thanks for this laughable comment. :-@. I am not mad, it is funny. you have not seen the face of evil yet dude.... let us hope you are spared from the deep staters! being ugly is your game.:-) do not worry, for when you see the truth, We wil lbe here to help and support you .:-)..... take care and my best! gory to u.ha! ha! so funny man! like your spunk, really I do. good bantering today. hey, maybe seth will hire you as a writer. :-) take care

    • @joeshmoe9233
      @joeshmoe9233 5 років тому +1

      hey look! i found the racist. elouisa king don't you have a cross burning or a pig picking to get to? why don't you just waddle along in your pointy hood and leave the decent people alone.

  • @Starkada
    @Starkada 5 років тому +136

    Breaking News: The FBI just raided President Trump's personal library. All 3 books were seized. The president is absolutely furious because....
    ...he hadn't finished coloring them yet

    • @zyxw2024
      @zyxw2024 5 років тому +4

      president? lol

    • @lisapedersen8669
      @lisapedersen8669 5 років тому +2

      Nice

    • @ShelleHolley
      @ShelleHolley 5 років тому +2

      Rotflmao

    • @Gabriellyn1950
      @Gabriellyn1950 5 років тому +2

      And no one bothered telling him what colors to use to color the flag.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому +4

      Funny, but let's not forget that My New Order by Adolf Hitler was the only book he ever read.
      www.businessinsider.com/donald-trumps-ex-wife-once-said-he-kept-a-book-of-hitlers-speeches-by-his-bed-2015-8

  • @twinodoom
    @twinodoom 5 років тому +71

    Wait, when the hell did Eric get out of the basement?

    • @mspenney3
      @mspenney3 5 років тому +10

      For what he has to say he should've stayed in there. I'm shocked Seth didn't say "father no"

    • @rax816
      @rax816 5 років тому +1

      @@mspenney3 he can't even any more

    • @MELTESSY
      @MELTESSY 5 років тому

      😂😂

  • @fthat8780
    @fthat8780 5 років тому +50

    Forget trump , take back the congress as to stop the damage being done to our environment, education, healthcare, etc. vote darn it, vote.

  • @stephaniecapelache8502
    @stephaniecapelache8502 5 років тому +12

    When he speaks (trump) I have a feeling he’s talking like a toddler, just repeating the way someone might have explained It to him :|

  • @sarahmeek530
    @sarahmeek530 5 років тому +130

    Please have Beto O'Rourke on the show as your guest or do a segment on him. You wouldn't believe the energy he is generating down here in Texas and we need all the help we can get to defeat the Zodiac Killer in November.

    • @Pursuepeace0715
      @Pursuepeace0715 5 років тому +2

      that was funny.. Go Beto you my vote

    • @darkpepsi
      @darkpepsi 5 років тому +1

      Yes, Seth needs Beto on his show for sure. Beto was on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert the other night and it was good to see what he is doing right.

    • @mercygrrl
      @mercygrrl 5 років тому +1

      And Seth's fan base is perfect for Beto.

    • @Zauriel98
      @Zauriel98 5 років тому +1

      Damn straight. His interview on Colbert was eye-opening.

  • @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446
    @camelsh-t_on_the_walls446 5 років тому +70

    For all the Americans who just had their "president" tell them that all their suffering and their loss of loved ones is just a made up thing to make him look bad; My deepest sympathy !
    I hope you can manage to, if not ignore him; pity him. Pity him for the most pathetic excuse for a human being there is.
    He definitely does not deserve to be thought of by you as your "president".
    Must be better to consider yourselves president-less, until something drastic happens that will restore the white house to its not dystopian state.

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp 5 років тому +3

      camelshit I am an American however, I am a Christian first and I have hate for evil doers who allow evil to work and thrive in them. I hate trump and this evil government. Devil get thee behind US!

    • @michelesanchez6828
      @michelesanchez6828 5 років тому +2

      Honestly, here in Puerto Rico we are so tired of incompetent politicians that nothing fases us anymore.

    • @FM-dk1vp
      @FM-dk1vp 5 років тому

      christian davis says a fool with no comprehension.

    • @davidmurphy8236
      @davidmurphy8236 3 місяці тому

      Were you folks ever able to recover after Ttump ruined your Country? - Here in Canada, we couldn't believe that He was letting the Territory of the US slide into such disarray. Actually, I couldn't believe that He didn't know that it was. Carmen Yulín Cruz as far as I was concerned worked really hard to get the help needed, too bad that Ttump was in office...

  • @aliservan7188
    @aliservan7188 5 років тому +9

    I just worked out who Eric reminds me of... Tooms (anyone who knows X Files knows what I mean)

    • @strangeangel235
      @strangeangel235 5 років тому

      ali Servan I was hoping to forget about Tooms. Now I never will.

  • @cherryfan0016
    @cherryfan0016 5 років тому

    I can NEVER be able to unsee Plaid Shirt Guy.

  • @SweatyShivers
    @SweatyShivers 5 років тому +50

    Hey!...It's my newest internet hero...... Plaid Shirt Guy!

    • @alainarchambault2331
      @alainarchambault2331 5 років тому +4

      lol, Should insert Plaid Shirt Guy behind Trump from now on, every time Trump says something stupid. That'll shut him up.

  • @LeesaDeAndrea
    @LeesaDeAndrea 5 років тому +311

    North Carolina has still not recovered from the effects of hurricane Matthew, in late 2016. North Carolina asked tRump's government for about $900 million in aid. But were only granted about $100 million.

    • @pinkrose5796
      @pinkrose5796 5 років тому +43

      Did they vote for Trump? You get what you pay for.

    • @raykhan7836
      @raykhan7836 5 років тому +34

      Hey he was going to make things great again how great is it now
      But her emails but her email at least she had a soul

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 5 років тому +26

      I live in NC and I damn sure didn't vote for the moron in Chief.

    • @darkashtar
      @darkashtar 5 років тому +36

      It's not my fault the electoral college is outdated and sucks. I voted Hillary, though I'd have preferred Bernie.

    • @pietrojenkins6901
      @pietrojenkins6901 5 років тому +19

      I thought we were told we'd be tired of winning?

  • @davidcopperfield-notthemag397
    @davidcopperfield-notthemag397 5 років тому +2

    Politicians should be forced to retire at 65. These politicians over 80 aren't really even here anymore. And they are supposed to be guiding the country? Normal people generally retire at 65. Why should these fossils get paid to sleep on the job? NO!

  • @MorrisB3
    @MorrisB3 5 років тому +1

    Lmao at "Please Like & Subscribe".

  • @heredownunder
    @heredownunder 5 років тому +35

    When the movie comes out about Trump in the White House, it has to be a comedy!

    • @Scarabswarm
      @Scarabswarm 5 років тому +6

      "Tragedy is when I stub my toe, comedy is when you fall down an open manhole and die." The difference between the two is distance and time. So the first film will likely be a drama, but eventually there will be a comedy.

    • @miguelmaldonado4433
      @miguelmaldonado4433 5 років тому +3

      At the moment its a horror film!

    • @georgeb.wolffsohn30
      @georgeb.wolffsohn30 5 років тому

      It'll be a children's cartoon.

  • @thatsathingrebekah
    @thatsathingrebekah 5 років тому +329

    Oh man. Now I want Chinese food.

    • @formhubfar
      @formhubfar 5 років тому +5

      Yeah.., never mind the message.., go for the food!

    • @thatsathingrebekah
      @thatsathingrebekah 5 років тому +13

      formhubfar ppssshhht. Get outta here. 🙄 The Chinese food helps comfort me during this waking nightmare that is our collective society. Crab rangoons bring me solace as I consider my own mortality while we all careen toward the inevitable entropy of humanity.

    • @Inamichan
      @Inamichan 5 років тому +6

      Bruh my favorite Chinese restaurant closed down. They were some people whose visas expired and they were all living in one house that caught on fire killing a lot of workers. Because of this tragedy I haven’t had decent Chinese in a while 😭
      I blame trump.

    • @jimmyringz2550
      @jimmyringz2550 5 років тому +5

      Seth really knows how to order...got me thinking why we never share and just selfishly take our Chinese food to our quarters and eat the lone item like heathens

    • @thatsathingrebekah
      @thatsathingrebekah 5 років тому +2

      imanasaurus rex what a tragedy. I'm sorry for your loss

  • @xy6845
    @xy6845 5 років тому +3

    HOW CAN ANYONE TAKE THIS MISTAKE OF A PRESIDENT SERIOUSLY? like for real how can anyone take him seriously

    • @premaritalbread6824
      @premaritalbread6824 5 років тому

      The poeple who have an understanding of how good of a job he's doing despite the hilarious amount of lies and degenerates surrounding him

  • @schlossneuschwanstein1801
    @schlossneuschwanstein1801 5 років тому

    "...melted pumpkin guts!" LOL. This 'Closer Look' was inspired! Great job!

  • @judithm.8191
    @judithm.8191 5 років тому +20

    Great Material. Too funny. Keep them coming.

    • @the_bottomfragger
      @the_bottomfragger 5 років тому

      The one with chinese food was so hilariously accurate

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 5 років тому +23

    Did trump just say don’t play games with the hurricane!?!
    🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ yes because GAMES is what should be on your minds when it comes to hurricanes

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому

      Hunter, you not be aware of Florida
      google.com/search?&q=florida+irma+memes

  • @dtschuor459
    @dtschuor459 5 років тому +2

    Love the Donnie Jr. vase story! The BEST!

  • @seandknutson
    @seandknutson 5 років тому +1

    "Bernie Sanders got so excited his hair combed itself" 😂🤣😂 Seth was on a roll for this one!

  • @RF-ng9xm
    @RF-ng9xm 5 років тому +57

    Bad things can happen, yea we saw that movie when you, trump, were elected. Also already covering his ass in case things go really badly with this hurricane. After all it’s “nature”, never his fault.

  • @marshallboice4629
    @marshallboice4629 5 років тому +28

    Remember, the island is inaccessible meaning it's unihabitable. Hence nobody died. Easy peasy. Meanwhile look at the economy!

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 5 років тому

      Marshall Boice in accsessable doesn’t mean uninhabitable. Japan is proof.

    • @marshallboice4629
      @marshallboice4629 5 років тому

      @@mlpfanboy1701 Thanks. I need help with the word pedant too.

  • @13killa69
    @13killa69 5 років тому

    You're killin' me Seth!😂🤣😂

  • @KTKZon58
    @KTKZon58 5 років тому

    "You never know, but we know..."😂😂😂

  • @michaelanderson5747
    @michaelanderson5747 5 років тому +19

    "Observe humans, do what they do." :Ted Cruz

    • @MRayner59
      @MRayner59 5 років тому +1

      You mean like firing an automatic rifle with the barrel wrapped in bacon?

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 5 років тому

      He should have just asked for people to clap for him.

  • @princessbuttercup8954
    @princessbuttercup8954 5 років тому +10

    Running neck and no neck 😂😂😂

  • @Jeyshara
    @Jeyshara 5 років тому +139

    He sounds like my grandma in her first stages of alzheimers...

    • @Jeyshara
      @Jeyshara 5 років тому +12

      I mean this for real, you can basically see how he's trying not to loose his tought and what to say next.

    • @geewiz8253
      @geewiz8253 5 років тому +4

      He’s simply an narcissistic idiot who doesn’t realize he is.

    • @elouiseking5297
      @elouiseking5297 5 років тому

      Maerad. That's funny. Without a teleprompter, obama stuttered, grunted his speeches, making no sense.

    • @elouiseking5297
      @elouiseking5297 5 років тому +1

      Gee Wiz. You have described obama. He acted like he was a monarch, pushing through illegal executive orders. His speeches were all about him. Even today, he praises only himself. Sad to see so many worshipping evil in the open.

    • @christopherdunne4048
      @christopherdunne4048 5 років тому +4

      @@elouiseking5297 Gosh that's really over the edge. I thought nothing would shock me

  • @abpanda1596
    @abpanda1596 5 років тому +3

    Lol I spilled coffee out of my mouth at the behest part. My father is the be-a-hest president hahahah

  • @lawrencemckeon2842
    @lawrencemckeon2842 5 років тому +30

    This will all be more amusing when the dotard is ousted. USA. USA. Justice Democrats, surpass the chumps.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 років тому +23

    He's actually standing on his lawn rambling at whoever will listen. When my Grandpa started to do that, there was a family meeting, and we had to make a hard decision about long term care.
    The WH staff have that meeting every single time their eyes meet.. but none of them have the balls to just call the home and have to look him in the eyes when the white coats arrive.

    • @elouiseking5297
      @elouiseking5297 5 років тому

      New Message. He sure is doing a great job with the economy and jobs. I especially like him enforcing immigration. Go Trump, build the Wall!.

    • @joeshmoe9233
      @joeshmoe9233 5 років тому +1

      elouisa king, may all your children get happily married to Latino and African Americans, may they all have many beautiful children, and may this serve as a catalyst for your waking up to reality.

    • @jacobfoxall5633
      @jacobfoxall5633 5 років тому

      @@elouiseking5297 it may be your opinion, but my opinion is that it's horrible what he is doing. When families wants to start a new life here cause their own home country is hunting them down to just plainly kill them and their families and we reward them by taking away their children that they risk so much to protect them. Yes they did have a choice, either face death or get out of the country. Want to know who else did this, American immigrants did. Our ancestors came to this country to escape religious persecutions and other things, but we were able to take these lands cause we have enough means to stand against the tribes born and died from our presence alone. Though in times of today when immigrants want to come here, we have means of easily disposing of them. Have some perspective.

  • @CatSpann
    @CatSpann 5 років тому

    That McConnel impression was perfect! 😂

  • @lwaves
    @lwaves 5 років тому +23

    Have faith folks. Trump will save everyone from Florence. He'll go to the coast, whip his hair around and then Florence will turn around and run away in fear.

    • @traceypeterson3171
      @traceypeterson3171 5 років тому +4

      I wanna see Florence tear every friggin hair off his head.

    • @lwaves
      @lwaves 5 років тому +1

      I'd prefer head from body myself.

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 5 років тому

      What did Obama do for New Orleans?
      Help didn't even show up for days.
      The man in charge of Fema, dealing this disaster was a relative to some higher up, didn't know what he was doing and screwed up majorly.
      Obama cancelled a plan that would have helped build up a natural wall of plant life that would have absorbed some of the hurricanes force.
      You guys are incredible with your media driven selective thought process.

    • @Zauriel98
      @Zauriel98 5 років тому +1

      I will not watch him whip or nae nae.

    • @traceypeterson3171
      @traceypeterson3171 5 років тому

      WTF? The hurricane that damaged New Orleans happened during the Bush administration. Have you been living in a hole?

  • @maureenfricke4181
    @maureenfricke4181 5 років тому +589

    Trump truly lost his mind

    • @omarreyes7626
      @omarreyes7626 5 років тому +81

      you cannot lost what was never there in the first place

    • @hoodfella166
      @hoodfella166 5 років тому +30

      Maureen Fricke he had a mind??

    • @FerrickAnima
      @FerrickAnima 5 років тому +39

      Obi Trump Kenobi try saying that again because nothing you wrote made any sense

    • @lucist
      @lucist 5 років тому +17

      Ferrick Unfortunately, that's the best "Lil' Obi" can do. Seems like he's a chip off the old Trump!

    • @TV-jn4dh
      @TV-jn4dh 5 років тому +1

      He could be just trolling, no president can be that dumb.

  • @vandayshataylor4096
    @vandayshataylor4096 5 років тому +6

    “You don’t know ...but we know”..... I’m not sure but this is the funniest thing he’s said.

  • @iamjro
    @iamjro 5 років тому

    That Mitch impersonation was spot on! 😂

  • @lyndaturner9294
    @lyndaturner9294 5 років тому

    So well done, thank you!

  • @faithcastillo9597
    @faithcastillo9597 5 років тому +11

    Did Mitch just get choked up!? Was he gonna cry? Could it be he finally realizes the total bankruptcy of his party?

  • @chrismason947
    @chrismason947 5 років тому +17

    Eric Trump was fathered by Gary Busey.

    • @LanceATL
      @LanceATL 5 років тому

      Two things. One, I can buy that. Two, Gary Busey just threw up in his mouth a little bit.

    • @Zerushaddai
      @Zerushaddai 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

  • @hippiewraith8402
    @hippiewraith8402 2 роки тому +1

    Melted pumpkin guts!🤣

  • @ronsauceify
    @ronsauceify 5 років тому +3

    Vote vote vote Vote vote vote Vote vote vote. Get the cheeto out

  • @bernardstrikesenemy8564
    @bernardstrikesenemy8564 5 років тому +6

    Best one ever!! Dot dot dot dot. Love you Seth

  • @yoko3891
    @yoko3891 5 років тому

    the delivery on the ted cruz not-here-complement joke was great.

  • @cheriehall9066
    @cheriehall9066 5 років тому

    Still LMAO Neck and NO Neck Lol, the Mitch McConnell impression was hilarious! LOL

  • @JuanRivera-ec7on
    @JuanRivera-ec7on 5 років тому +5

    Ain't we lucky he loves PUERTO RICO ?

  • @gloriac4224
    @gloriac4224 5 років тому +12

    Trumps just crazy!

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 5 років тому +2

      @Gizzmose2002 It don't bother me what you say about any of those people. All I know is trump is nutso! Read Fear if you have any brains left.

    • @gloriac4224
      @gloriac4224 5 років тому

      Gizzmose2002, it matters to me trump is very unstabed! Money won't matter if you're not here to spend it.

  • @MrTroller97
    @MrTroller97 5 років тому +2

    Seth’s description of Don Jr at a party is exactly how I imagine he’d behave X,D

  • @rachelel9087
    @rachelel9087 5 років тому

    "sky lamp" 😂😂

  • @jasonallen3678
    @jasonallen3678 5 років тому +2

    Neck and no neck with ted Cruz 😅.It would be poetic justice if he lost too.

  • @MrAFORCEONE
    @MrAFORCEONE 5 років тому +39

    Baby Trump is out again mumbling his biggest stash of vocabulary. Bigly !!!!

  • @larrysmith2638
    @larrysmith2638 5 років тому +2

    Trump said he was busy raising billions of dollars for Puerto Rico. Funny, I don't remember seeing that telethon. WTF did he mean by that statement?

  • @brianhamilton4692
    @brianhamilton4692 4 роки тому

    I’m obviously new to these and can’t turn them off 😂😂
    Sky lamp!??? 🤣🤣

  • @RobbieBackpacking
    @RobbieBackpacking 5 років тому +8

    The crazy thing is other studies from Harvard and elsewhere have the death toll far higher

    • @destroyer-fr4dz
      @destroyer-fr4dz 5 років тому

      Their study included total death in the months around Maria. So if you die old, that would still count as a death on Marias part

    • @RobbieBackpacking
      @RobbieBackpacking 5 років тому +2

      @@destroyer-fr4dz you need to get out of your bubble. If you need power to keep your ventilator running (and it goes out because of power lines being destroyed,) or you need medicine and the roads are blocked, or a tree falls on you, that's hurricane related. Trump just denies reality. Furthermore, these study ALREADY ACCOUNTED for those deaths.

    • @destroyer-fr4dz
      @destroyer-fr4dz 5 років тому

      @@RobbieBackpacking Really? How lets say you die of old age, but people think it is medical issues that cant be addressed because Maria? Are they going to review 3000 profiles? Yes exactly if a tree falls on you its a hurricane death toll. But dying from lets say a wild bear after the hurricane doesnt relate to the hurricane. There are soooo many ways things can happen. I dont think its only though. Maybe a few hundred, but definitely not 3000

    • @RobbieBackpacking
      @RobbieBackpacking 5 років тому +2

      @@destroyer-fr4dz there are statistics from years and years back that calculate how many people die seasonally regardless of weather and based on population age. Academics (not Democrats) do these unbiased studies and reach a number. Just cause you don't understand the process doesn't make it any less true. MSNBC and CNN have done a great job explaining how they've arrived at those numbers, I encourage you to watch.

    • @destroyer-fr4dz
      @destroyer-fr4dz 5 років тому

      @@RobbieBackpacking the same cnn that gave a basically 0% of trump winning? How reliable

  • @angelfaye101
    @angelfaye101 5 років тому +37

    Hes just the worst. Puerto Rico was left without power for MONTHS! think about people with serious medical issues like those requiring dialysis or chemo. Even if someone didnt die as a result of all the flooding/hurricane exposure I'm sure they died due to the lack of medical treatment. So sad

    • @traceypeterson3171
      @traceypeterson3171 5 років тому +4

      That's true. The problem for Drumph is that he can't process the details of a subject. It wouldn't occur to him that those problems you stated would happen after the storm. He has never known privation, except in his intellect. What a sad excuse for a human being.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 5 років тому +1

      Peterson agreed 100%

    • @goodday381
      @goodday381 5 років тому

      How funny blaming trump for this devastation and how did Puerto Rico get that number

    • @MrStipr22
      @MrStipr22 5 років тому +7

      @@goodday381 Puerto Rico isnt blaming trump for a natural disaster .....how him and his administration handle the suffering of my people then...yes

    • @MrStipr22
      @MrStipr22 5 років тому +3

      @@goodday381 that number came from an university George Washington

  • @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889
    @c.o.n.collectingofnostalgi889 5 років тому +1

    This man's impersonation are spot on 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 5 років тому

    "Don't play games with it."
    Well, here was me, thinking about inviting the hurricane to a board games evening, but I guess not then, eh?

  • @peterfaber9316
    @peterfaber9316 5 років тому +14

    It's getting difficult to make new jokes about him, isn't it?
    It's the same thing over and over again with him. He is so predictable even the storm is considering to go to washington.

  • @killeing
    @killeing 5 років тому +4

    7:27 Hey look on the left of Trump at the guy not wearing a hat- it's the infamous Plaid Shirt guy ^^!

    • @just1desi
      @just1desi 5 років тому

      killeing trademark pending

  • @Aristotelezz
    @Aristotelezz 5 років тому

    And don't forget, the water is incredible wet!

  • @TheRolexseller
    @TheRolexseller 5 років тому

    Keep doin you Seth. Thank you man.

  • @willtothet
    @willtothet 5 років тому +11

    OMG THE PUERTO RICO THING IS HUGE AND YOU MINIMIZE IT. UNREAL. You have him on something serious where you could be serious but you ignore it. Are you kidding me. UNREAL

    • @lawrencesmith4960
      @lawrencesmith4960 5 років тому

      How can Trump lie with numbers being quoted, different from every source that is referenced.
      The original numbers reported were from an official source in Puerto Rico and matched immediate numbers dead we were told.
      If other numbers are follow up estimates, do they mean anything.
      Which estimates refer tobimmediate death, which are extrapolations of death from longer term issues?
      This was a disaster, people die.
      Was their corruption internally on food dispensement?
      Do you know?
      Why is this brought up now...just before an elective vote?
      I would bet if you are truly honest, you haven't a clue.
      Im not saying i do, but at least im asking, other than bias, whats your excuse?

  • @melvinbaker8865
    @melvinbaker8865 5 років тому +24

    Seth's impersonations of trump isnt the best I've heard but its the funniest!!

    • @hayleehaux2458
      @hayleehaux2458 5 років тому +1

      I really like Trevor Noah's

    • @schlossneuschwanstein1801
      @schlossneuschwanstein1801 5 років тому

      Yeah, because he makes him sound like the moron that he is.

    • @hardkore360
      @hardkore360 5 років тому

      @@hayleehaux2458 Im the opposite, hate Trevor's but like Seth's

  • @sterlincharles8357
    @sterlincharles8357 5 років тому

    10:28
    "His hair combed itself" 😂 priceless

  • @TheKenington
    @TheKenington 5 років тому

    Comedy at its best. Just amazing this guy...

  • @andrewhall7457
    @andrewhall7457 5 років тому +9

    Soooooo how much flagrant bastardry is it going to take to turn people away from this guy?