Disney Princess War | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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Disney Princess War | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim
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"You're so feminist and empowered"
Mulan: Am I a joke to you?
She's old school feminist
She ended up falling in line anyway she got married to a man and had a hit single
@@justanotherarmy8607 what's wrong with getting married to a man? You can be a housewife and be a feminist.
Yahiko Kurotama not according todays feminists
@@death3678 the fake ones that are from privileged countries that most likely to have faced any real hardship
My heart bleeds for Ariel's pure-hearted attempt to win back her friend's respect by bringing her back a nuclear bomb.
Poor Ariel got the short end of the stick yet tried so hard
She pulled a trashcan man.
From any number of sunken Soviet Missile Subs.
Excuse me that is a thingamabob.
Bro that's a warhead from an ICBM
SHE SAID “BIPITY BOPITY BOO THAT’S 20 GRAND” IM DEAD
20 Grand = 20K = 20 Thousand
????
@V_exe me 2
1:38
Merida is the newest Princess in robot chicken, the ones never there were Elsa, Anna, And Moana.
Merida: "Prepare yerself...for WAAAAaaaar!".
I always love that line
Someone finally said it!
See you on the killing field round eyes.
Amen Sister
Stuck up bitches!
And, scene
@@KibouAoizoraVT *_oOoOoOoOh ThAt MeRiDa_*
Oh.
I’ll show her Send in my war council
"And your pet's hair is a mess!"
"THAT'S ME MOTHER! SHE'S A BEAR!"
THE TRAILER WAS VERY MISLEADING!
@@johnmayernick9561 "I came here looking for justice, instead I found treachery"
@@espada06143 "Prepare yourselves...for war."
@@johnmayernick9561 "Someone finally said it! See you on the killing field round eyes"
@@espada06143 "Stuck up bitches!"
"Ohhhh, you're so...feminist and empowered....greeeeaaattt...." LMAO!
"Oh, you just don't know what words are, thats your thing!" LMAO!
Favorite lines
LMAO!
Fishy Bitch lol
666th like
Best lines ever.
"See you on the killing fields, round eyes!!" 🤣🤣😂
@@pretzeldayandere hahahahahahaha
Mulan is a savage!!
"Amen sister!"
"Stuck Up Bitches"
VoyageOne1 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“The trailer was very misleading” YES
"Not a damm song"
Me during any Disney movie
Same lol
Same 😂
Your Sweet M
I’m dead. XD
Same
I'm not sure why anyone would go into a Disney movie not expecting a song.
I love how Pocahontas wasn't even at the meeting at the first place and just joined Merida x'D
Snowwhite don't invite her SO she was angry
Was definitely Mulan. Poca was in the brown lol
That was mulan
@@tanu_r1312Pocahontas is in 1:54 next to Belle
I mean there both were people who had their land and there people killed so make sense to me
Damn when Jasmine went all out on Ariel like that I died laughing
RIGHT?! lol I was like "holy shit Jasmine, chill!"😂😂😂
Freal!! 😅😭😭😭💀😭
Girl, that was uncalled for
Ngl it sounds like something Jasmine would really say
0:51 Cinderella's hit single: "A Dream is a Wish your Heart makes"
Aurora's hit single: "Once upon a Dream"
Ariel's hit single: "Part of your World"
Jasmine: A Whole New World
@@thegayestgoth She wasn't in the scene that why she wasn't included here. Also Jasmine's didn't have a single hers was duet. Good attempt tho.😉
I lost it when he said, “BEND OVER, AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES.”
Me too my friend, me too. I honestly thought my side would explode I was laughing so hard.
What does it mean
i don’t get it😩
@@hayleey2273 you shouldn't be watching adult swim if you dont get it
Harmonyny i’m 18? just because i don’t understand a sexual joke doesn’t mean im young. instead of being condescending you could’ve just explained
"Infinity War is the greatest crossover event"
BB gun Johnson _ infinity war isn’t a crossover
damian torrez824 callate
Ok Tusk.
SHUT UP THAT MEME ITS DEAD
BB gun Johnson _ SHUT UP YOU!!!!!
Don't make me scalp you!
Tinkerbelle won..... didn't expect that. 😂
That's because Tink's a former princess. She might still be pissed that they kick her out.
The ultimate showdown
Plus she was holding a luger pistol
Well she was the only one with "Wings"...So she could fly! Lesson here is that Slow-Moving, Lumbering Bi-Planes can sink Destroyers with Bombs, as Proven in the 20's?
Minnie sent her.
That “trailer was very misleading” really spoke to me
Cuz I feel lots can agree the Brave trailer was very misleading and most of us thought her mother was her pet
The mysterious nature of the early trailers made me think it would be an epic quest or something, not "Mother Bear".
You know what trailer is very misleading too? Coco. I thought Ernesto De La Cruz was a good guy but it turns out he was the main plot / plot twist villain.
I want Disney to make this into a full length movie
sux me balls
+cforce64 World War Princess
+cforce64 Wait, you mean this WASN'T the opening cinematic for Fallout 4? D:
+David Cage's Script omg Boku Girl icon XD
It doesn't make sense if this would came from Disney, I mean, is your coment kind of sarcasm?
"the trailer was really misleading" LOL
More like "The trailer was VERY misleading!"
This is why I love Ariel. Even tho she got yelled at by her friends she still tried to make it up to them by giving them a nuclear bomb. What a legend
“Bring me the scalp and/or weave of Snow White!”
I about died!😂😂😂😂😂
merida is really unappreciated, she's so cute and badass
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY
Shes Scottish to so that's another plus and she probably ain't no light weight drinker either
and her mother's a bear
melliesa robles she was cute in the movie brave
Yea but people hate that movie for some reason. thought it was pretty ok to be honest.
Was I the only one who thought Jasmine would go in Merida‘s side?
Ok, just me? That’s ok.
I was surprised that Jasmine didn't join her side either. Lol
Nope I thought so 2
Right, especially when she knows how to javelin over a freakin roof and has a tiger for a pet. I have no clue why Belle was on Merida's side, she reads books & couldn't even defend herself against wolves or Gaston without Beast's help. Jasmine was never afraid to take on Jafar, and was always rebellious against her life in the castle.
@@YourMajesty143 dont slander my favrite intelligent princess she was a smart family historian
I think because Meridas side already had too much people
"Crabs! I've got crabs☺"
😭😭💀 jasmine face expression
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Bend over and grab your ankles"
*BooM"
Eww 🦀🩸
This is bloody genius! I'm still kinda surprised Disney would let Seth get away it, considering how protective that evil empire is towards their characters' kiddie-friendly image.
Fair use is pretty clear when it comes to satire. They could pull it off against somebody that can't afford a lawyer at all, but that's about it. I remember Bill O'Rielly suing over an even less clear use of satire and the judge LITERALLY LAUGHED IN HIS FACE.
Satire is fair game. If this were a small UA-camr yeah Disney would probably pound them into the sand, but adult swim has money and lawyers.
0:56 "THATS ME MOTHER! SHES A BEAAAR"!!
I've been saying that to my friends for the last 2 weeks
3:00 "Me mothers a bear"
"THE TRAILER WAS VERY MISLEADING!!"
"We can't understand her."
"She's from the other studio."
how in the hell is that even possible? I mean I know that Disney movies arent exactly realistic, but a bear giving birth to a human?!? WTF!?!?
SHE'S A BEEEER
You know what would of been great? If the Disney princesses were at war against the Non-Disney princesses like Anastasia, Thumbelina, the Swan Princess, just to name a few.
do u know a show called talking with ponies?
YOU should've made this episode
Alexcia Edwards
I know of a cartoon series thats been revamped a couple times, with anthropomorphized creatures that vaguely look like equines with seemingly double jointed limbs, rubber flexible hooves and bizarre oversized heads. The name of the show escapes me at the moment though.
pegalis i get it!
pegalis YES!! ALL OF THE YES!! XDXD
1:44 when your being real with your bestie
😂
I know right 😂.
🤣🤣🤣
So many good moments 😂
I used to be so obessed with your videos
Merida makes me proud to be Scottish
P.s her accent is a no
actually I find her accent not that bad. I am also Scottish.
Kay Gow same lad
same
My boyfriend’s character in our future story is Scottish while mine is British
Tiana! That frog is not your pet! That's your husband!
And still pretty funny XD
To some women. Same difference.
I was thinking that same thing! Also wondering why he was still a frog. She was clearly wearing her wedding gown
Hey, they included Tiana! I'm so glad that she was, and that she went on Merida's side with the other awesome princesses, like Mulan, and Rapunzel!
0:55 "THATS ME MOTHER, SHES A BEEEAAR"
Always loved that part
So wait that's she's Bear?! It's like mother bear!
"Crabs....ive got crabs" "well isn't that just--"
*"BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES!"* - RIP Sebastian
and everyone else
@@beegee9327 except tink muah
2:03 - Louis The Alligator: “Oh, Curse These Stubby arms.”
Merida: “You’re an Alligator, Be An Alligator.”
Mushu: “Oh, Wait, Don’t AHHH (Mushu Dies).”
Louis The Alligator: “Oh, I’m So Sorry.”
Mulan: “No No, It was, It Was a Good Kill.”
I like how the audience learns literally nothing from this video, it’s pure art.
"BEND OVER AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES" Never fails to amuse me! XD
" oh you just don't know what words are that's your thing " 😂😂😂😂
Wreck it Ralph 2: all the princesses work together
Robot chicken: PRINCESS WAR!!
Chris P Bacon I think I prefer the princess war!
Wreck it ralph is poop
2:42 Cinderella is a savage
1:56. Am I the only one that noticed Pocahontas literally came out of nowhere.
+Tiana L. she's minority so she is also in there
No. Lol
me
oh shit lol
Nope! I saw it too
Jasmine's chin bothers me.
Same
+Nathan Scott Yeah. It made her look like a man princess
+Nathan Scott am i the only one who think that was really Gaston in drag?
Same, her chin is actually pretty small so I'm not sure why they made her look like Jay Leno here. Out of all of them, the one princess who Disney has drawn with the longest chin is Sleeping Beauty. Maybe Robot Chicken is just exaggerating Jasmine's features to be funny.
Yeah
RAPUNZEL: "Hairstyles!"
CINDERELLA: "Talking pets!"
TIANA: " Hairstyles for our talking pets!"
ME: 😑
Airel: Crabs! I've got crabs...
@@RadicalOne95 well isn't that just uhm..and where's our newest Princess!
@@drakemulligans3732 *kicks door* Sorry I'm late, I killed a boar on the way here.
Oh your so feminist and empowerd.. great
"Herewe beastie! Have we got to grievances yet? A bunch of wee dwarfs are illegally mining me territory!!"
Holy shit lmao, Sebastian was so random I was cracking up
CORE THAT BITCH LIKE AN APPLE
I love this shit so much oml why i just found dis channel subscribed!
Yukari - Sama stop gapping Robot Chicken and [adult swim]
If they're ever going to do a Dumbo parody, then maybe we can have a crossover between Danny Phantom. I would call DUMBO PHANTOM.
Yukari - Sama That bird was fuckin' SAVAGE... LOLOL.
Yukari - Sama SAME
Yukari - Sama "Weave a tapestry of their intestines"
Wtf lmao Pocahontas just magically popped up and she wasn't even in the castle lmao
DragonKing 57 she was in the castle
@@okay7717 she wasnt lmao
We just don't see her yet around the castle
"See you on the killing field *round-eyes* "
As an Asian this line was beyond hilarious lmaoo
2:37 LMAO ARIEL THOUGH
Wondering why Elsa's not there?
It's because she ain't no princess.
SHE'S A GODDAMN QUEEN!
And also because Frozen hadn't blown up yet when they made this sketch.
Caleb Donovan That is also a reason, yes.
true true
True and so is Kida from Atlantis The Lost Empire.How come she is not part of the Disney fucking royalty? Why can't queens be add to the disney royalty?
Also Mulan did not come from royalty and did not marry into royalty as for Phocahontas I guess you can call a chief's daughter a princess?
Also because she'd be massively overpowered. One temper-tantrum and *Boom*, eternal winter.
The Princess's are more in character in this short then they are in the new wreck it ralph film so far.
To be fair....they was only in two scenes
But I get what you saying
That scene was ridiculous. Nearly killing a defenseless child? You would have thought Napoleon had walled into the room the way they attacked Vanellope.
I kinda like how supportive Mulan was of the Gator despite eating Mushu.
That is why Mushu is not on the live action Mulan ~ only his spirit.
Who criticizes a gator to its face? Of course she complimented. lol
Well he did try to break up her relationship with Shang
@@serena3673 THAT'S NOT CANON.
@@aisnota5192 THAT WAS APART OF THE SECOND MOVIE. SO YES IT WAS
When I was younger, Merida was my favorite Disney princess, because she was really unique. I wish Disney showed more appreciation for Merida.
That went dark pretty quickly
"You just don't know words are." Just like a regular teenage girl. HEY-OH!
GOOD ONE
Yet she knew what "weapons grade" meant lol
No one who has to say "I'm intelligent" is intelligent.
Amy Howcroft-sims it's just a joke thread, I'm sure many of them don't mean it. But you just dug your own grave there.
P.Z. Arnott I always thought she said "Wards" instead of "Words". It made more sense.
Oh shes sleeping forever now 2:25
1:49 , literally the kids at my old school if I said I didn’t like their hair tie
"Bippity Bopity Boo, that's 20 grand"
Pirate 9800 ikr
Pirate 9800 why is it me tho?
Kill that fairy godmother
Meanwhile in Arendelle
(Elsa): Hey you heard about this princess war going on
(Anna): yea I heard that Ariel had some big weapon or whatever.
(Elsa): Yes my spies tells us that given Ariel's lack of understanding modern warfare weapons she may accidentally set it off when ALL of the princesses are on the battlefield.
(Anna:) Wait, but if they all die wont that leave their kingdoms undefended, assuming they bring their armies with them and ....ohhhhhh....
(Elsa): Kai can you send a message to these kingdoms AFTER the battle on my behalf
(Kai): Yes you majesty what shall I tell them?
Elsa: *Winter is Coming*
ARENDELLE SENDS ITS REGARDS, BITCH.
they should all be glad atlantis didn't get word of this. at the start of there movie they were practically testing what can be considered as nuclear or higher grade weaponry.
Kai?
I know not who this Kai of yours is, but I know my Kai and he is not so self-absorbed as to superimpose his own importance over the fact that I was totally going to say Kingdom Hearts 3.5 Final Mix.
U just made my day!!
Rey_JJJ Correction: 1.5 or 2.5
1:05 when the nerds exit the school after challenging the jocks
"I finally found the perfect conditioner... BLOOD!"
"BEND OVER, AND GRAB YOUR ANKLES!"
My sides
Same here I can't stop laughing
Nat Allison AND KISS YOUR ASS GOODBYE.
Houjuu Nue IKR!!! XD
Houjuu Nue That's an old Cold War take-off on "duck and cover"
Tom Evans I'm surprised you noticed.
War...war never changes.
you play fallout 4
Respect
Hahahahahahahhaa
👈👈😎
sirenia no he plays fallout in general, aint my fault you dont play good games
"Crabs! I have crabs!"
*Jasmine stares in concern*
"bend over and grab yo ankles"
*I'm DEAD-*
Hahahaha 😂
Fallout...
Wonder what Elsa and Anna would do in council?
Lol. They'd probably be in the back, doing all sorts of cool stuff with Elsa's powers, while the others fight. Haha.
Considering the nuclear, she's enjoying the winter.
They weren't in robot chicken which is bad for Disney Princess wreck it Ralph one is very good for Disney Princess'es who love Vanellope Who added Anna, Elsa, and Moana.
@@readingrainbowbutterfliesi9872 and probably hanging out with MEGA MAN, which by the way is never parodied by this show.
Elsa would join Merida's team and in a twist, Anna would join Snow White. Anna would say she was annoyed with Elsa being the more popular one and say she finally is making a stand on her own.
" No, no, it was a good kill
Kait Cake
*eats dragon* oh my goodness I'm so sorry
1:43 OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG bro that is next level--- not only mean--- but also exposure
" oh you're so feminist and empowered, greeeeaaaat" best line in this
lol that Disney skit i just understood why some princess sided with the girl from Brave. Mulan, Tiana, Belle. despite them being Disney princesses they were also the ones who didn't fit into the girly stereotypes
clever as always robot chicken
and the ones with snow white were. taking in account all their movies and when they are made it really does show them being a product of their time
noice
I always thought that Ariel was more than just a girlie girl though who fought for anything.
@@andreasmeelie1889 I dunno. Ariel was kinda...dumb? I mean dont get me wrong it was hardly her fault but she didnt really seem like a fighter
I do admit I don't remember any scenes of her fighting but I guess I was just thinking about her positive energy to fight for her dreams. @@GT-wj3gl
@Bayman Hayabusa - Right, especially when she knows how to javelin over a freakin roof and has a tiger for a pet. I have no clue why Belle was on Merida's side, she reads books & couldn't even defend herself against wolves or Gaston without Beast's help. Jasmine was never afraid to take on Jafar, and was always rebellious against her life in the castle, which is why she escaped. While Belle was always perfectly content to stay in her village, so long as she could escape into a book.
@@YourMajesty143 In Beauty and the Beast, Belle wasn't the stereotypical woman. At the time women being "smart" wasn't considered something they should do and she was also homely and didn't care about dressing up and typical girly things. Gaston's song explains how women were supposed to be and a man like Gaston desiring you was considered an honor. That is why every girl not Belle wanted Gaston. She fell for Beast for his personality unlike most other women so she is not traditional and a rebel just like Merida and the other girls that joined her.
"Bring me the scalp and or weave of Snow White."
This scene literally just says that Brave is really fucking cool
“She’s me mother! The trailer was very misleading!”
Had me on the floor
"Core that b*tch like an apple" That bird ain't innocent..
Merida totally pulled a "me mothers a bear" in the Wreck it Ralph 2 trailer.
Wreck it ralph 2 is fuck
“Oh I’m so sorry!”
“Nonono...it..it was a good kill.”
Ariel's "Thingamabomb" always made me go XD 🤣
Tinkerbelle is best Princess.😁😁
Ps. I know she's not a princess but the end looked like she won the whole war.
Rachael Hyde Well because Tinkerbelle was using the Fairy God Mother’s “magic” to put Merida to eternal sleep. I am guessing Snow White’s team won because they were the team with the “magic”
Tinkerbell was a Disney princess briefly but Disney revoked her status claiming she didn't fit the image of one. So the joke here is that Tinkerbell waited for her moment to strike since F them for saying she doesn't belong.
Well to be fair Mulan isn't a princess either.
lol, this is how Disney princesses should be like
I like how Merida's last words are "Me mother's a bear."
I've never related to a robot chicken character, until I met the little bird that told Snow White to *"core that bitch like an apple."*
Since Disney owns star wars now. Wouldn't that make Leia a Disney Princess?
yup
:0
Yeah it does
no, it can't be true. NNOOOOOO
Well it's true... From a certain point of view.
1:45 hahahaha savage jasmine 😂😂😂
jessey "Anyone else have cold tits?"
Well she didn't know what will happen in the future she's a bitch
'Ya fishy bitch' classic
Savage? Naw, just a bitch.
J E ss E Y poor Ariel
Ever notice you always see the Disney Princesses all hanging out together? They always seem so happy and friendly with each other. You never see the princes like that. I imagine it's a drag. They all just sit around staring at their beers.
Aladdin: So... how many of you guys weren't born into privilege and actually had to hustle for a living?
Charming: At least we're not "kept men," Hammer Pants.
Phillip: Yeah, Mr. Jasmine. Did YOU kill a demonic dragon by yourself? I think only one of us here has that on his resume.
The Beast Prince: Oh JESUS. Are we gonna hear about the fucking hell dragon story AGAIN? If so I'm moving up to schnapps right now. And you had an old bat supercharge your weapon AND give you the idea, Phil. So give it a rest.
Phillip: Fuck off. Go play with your furniture and have a tick bath, Fluffy.
I watched this years ago, and when Ariel said "I've got crabs" I instantly thought "well yeah, Sebastian and your other underwater subjects?" Innocence where are you..?
1:23 that bird is savage af
Fr!
Well, they did evolve from dinosaurs...
The look on all the princesses' faces when Ariel says "I've got crabs" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Adult Swim needs to make more Disney Princess parodies.
MULAN CALLED THEM ROUND EYES. IM DEAD
1:37 me as a fairy honestly
True
2:48 fukin died at sebastion
don’t we all
I love how Mulan calls the other princesses "round eyes" and Belle is literally right behind her lol
''Hairstyles *for* our talking pets'' 😂😂😂
I was waiting for Leia to show up and kill everybody.
You stupid bitch 😑
Disney had the rights to Star Wars at the time of this video so she could have been in it.
+Noek watch the super carlin brothers video on how she isn't
Oh yeah, she's a Disney princess now
R.I.P.
I honestly like the heroine princesses WAY MORE than the ones that play the kinda "damsel in distress" role.
The heroine princesses is pretty much all we are getting now, "oh, you are so feminist and empowered".
Same here
yeah mulan and pocahantos are the only good ones
You obviously didn't understand the story at all. you should watch Bratz Kidz Fairy Talez. It perfectly explains why the "damsel in distress" role is not a fucking choice :3
+Evelyn L. Please go watch the movies again you are highly mistaken
''See you on the killing fields round eyes'' LMAO
sabastian:"Bend over and grab your ankles"😂😂😂😂
"Core that bitch like an apple "
Civil war before it was a thing 😂
Civil War was a comic book event around 2005
+KickWithYourFist yay education!
Or a World War..
Jasmine only had 1 line but she was so savage. I loved her the best!
“Bend over and grab yo ankles “ BOOOOOMMMMM LMAOOOOO