Honestly tired of the idiotic subversive stories. Takes zero talent ruin things, takes a lot of talent to actually make something stand on principles and be good.
VERY innacurate comparison, this version of superman can be compared more to sterling archer with superma powers . Hes a douche sometimes but not a demented psychopath .
XD kryptonian alphabet. "Especially the letter ARABAGAPRHABDGAR" It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm delirious, and this was just way too funny. Jor-Welcome.
Isn't the whole thing with Comet that he doesn't belong to Superman, he's Supergirl's, and he's uh...also a centaur that was cursed into being a horse and sometimes can turn into a human and he's SUPER into supergirl and basically spends any time when he's in his human form trying to get with her?
The you got Suped thing sends a rather important message when you look past the ironic joke of it. The message is you shouldn't joke about being in danger & waste the time of those who serve & protect with falsehoods cause when you actually need em they might not take you seriously & you might pay for such constant foolishness.
6:06-8:02 Thus was born Superman,the result of the most epic custody battle in all of history, the bane of God, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, and pretty much the collective forces of Hell itself with the possible exception of Lucifer, who had, by then, quit his job and shipped himself to Los Angeles one way
Okay so basicly. Supermans dad shot superman in space to get back at his wife. And tjem promptly went to prison. His whole life was a lie. Kryptons pi is terrible at telling coherent stories but i got a freind like that so i understood what he was saying.
I just realized that the song while Superman is making out with all his villians isn’t a real song but actually just Superman singing lmfao “I’m faster than a spEEEEding bullet n I’ll catch yo-“ 0:56
@@damiendesomber “and they all look up and standing on the balcony hes your dad and hes holding a remote control thingy and he says “hey you dumb bitch” 😂😂😂
“Look Mr. Kent, I got the front page on my very first day!”
“Congrats…”
😂
I’m shocked they never did a story where krypton wasn’t actually destroyed and his dad was just crazy
I dont remember seeing that one. It's great.
That would be a great story ngl
They did... 😂 they went into a whole ramble on how Jo rel sent Kal to earth as screw you in the middle of a messy divorce 😂
@@EugeneAbuderby did they actually?
Honestly tired of the idiotic subversive stories. Takes zero talent ruin things, takes a lot of talent to actually make something stand on principles and be good.
The Kryptonian PI is so freaking hilarious! The way he told that story while apologizing to Martha for the foul language was just perfect!
The private investigator is so damn funny that I kind of wish that it was cannon out of nowhere
Facts
@@TheBatmanvs1 let batman also be in the room
It is, at least in the DC multiverse
That would make Jor-elcome a bad father, wouldn't it?
@@peterpariyo473 and husband
The kryptonian PI was the one that I loved the most
It feels like it could be from an actual comic alternate universe.
6:05
Jor-El was intrusive, but his advice is solid.
Disgusting.
Thanks seth
You made my day
@@ravenaussie3760 your dumb
People don't get th jokes
That story Tranzar told was friggin’ hilarious.
Kryptonian names have a hyphen in them so it would be Tran-Zar
@@Relichunters01 NEEEEEERD!!!
6:05
@@koalop34 COMMONER!!!
"Yeeeeah the total package is back, Superman. Go Lex Luger, it's your birthday, it's your birthday, it's your birthday." XD
I'm surprised they haven't address Superman's other bizarre powers over the years.
Like what
@@tjepic5256super slap
@@tjepic5256 he had a lot of crazy powers in the silver age, like being able to spawn miniature versions of himself from his fingertips.
@@tjepic5256 Just off the top of my head, super-ventriloquism, super-embroidery, and super-hypnosis were all canon in the silver age.
Plus his ability to shoot rainbows out his hands
This looks like Superman in Robot Chicken or just a regular day in Homelanders life
Lol
Who’s Homelander, he sounds like a nice guy
@@FalconTheFriesa guy who’s great with kids, 10/10 dad would never throw them off a roof just ask his best friend billy butcher
VERY innacurate comparison, this version of superman can be compared more to sterling archer with superma powers . Hes a douche sometimes but not a demented psychopath .
Lex luger literally killed me aahahahahahhahaahhaha
I wish literally.
That panicked "Whaat...why?" Lol always gets me.
Yo the Krypto getting neutered clip absolutely killed me 🤣
Wow, the animation from 6:16 to 7:55 was amazing. I don't know why, but that looked so real.
i was thinking the same thing
dzan
+Herbivore The Carnivore Its because the animation is so freaking fluid what in the hell, Robot Chicken?
THATS WHAT I SAID
+Herbivore The Carnivore AGREED. it probably helps that he's sitting down in a chair so they can add more to the gestures. :D
Your Dad makes some good points on cunnilingus... Thank you.
Jor-Elcome!
The fear that gorilla had when superman ripped open the cage had me rolling
Memory erasing kiss? It's like the pink kryptonite precursor.
Jorel-come killed me 🤣🤣🤣
I swear the whole skit is just a setup for that joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣
DC approved... literally...they approve of this. Lex Luger is back baby.
"sorry for the blue language ma'am that's what he said" 🤣😆
Hey ya dumb bitch
Again sorry.
"Jor-elcome"🤣🤣🤣
Damn, robot chicken did it again, everything they make turns into a movie plot
From which movie
@@dennyadol3302 super pets
They just did it early enough and consistently enough. Right place right time
6:07- 8:02 The strange part is that I could totally see this being a thing in some alternate universe or whatever.
Jor-El-come had me dying dude! Lol😂
XD kryptonian alphabet. "Especially the letter ARABAGAPRHABDGAR"
It's 3:30 in the morning, I'm delirious, and this was just way too funny. Jor-Welcome.
"Specifically, the letters 'BLAHZZITALIIBLAKBARI!!"
Noted.
2:52 I’M DEAD!!! I’M SO DONE!!!!😂😂😂 THAT’S HILARIOUS!!!
Me too 🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
L🤣L
Singing Kryptonian ABCs as a kid was either "Super" difficult or "Super" fun
literally😭
Especially the letter GLADBDSJWHSHDH 🤣🤣🤣
Somewhere in the DC multiverse, all the sketches are canon
They are actually, the three Robot Chicken DC Comics specials are part of the DC Multiverse
Stop i am going to die from laffing
"I drop mine in the street, I guess--I'M SAVING LIVES!"
6:29 I vote they make this Canon.
Yo...it'll be so cool
Honestly this would be a pretty interesting story line
It would be a pretty interesting Elseworlds story
"Make love, not war."
-Superman, probably.
2:02 rip Harambe.
Literally
Rip we will miss u
The blue tints in Krypton PI's hair are a cool little touch.
6:05 Now that is how you tell a story.
1:58 I guess it fully explains why Clark Kent aka Superman rarely ever uses his amnesia kiss ability anymore😂
Crypto literally banged the shit out of the car!!!😆🤣😭
And lost his SUPERBALLS
@@adamhoward1408 so did superman.
That car got demolished like the kardashians at an nba game
If I owned that car, I would NOT want to explain that to my insurance company.
Jor-elcome lol
HA.
Actually, under the circumstances, it was probably a play on words: "Jor-El _ _ _."
Superman kissing all the villains was actually gold 😂
“I should have thought this through…”
That P.I. is pretty chill lmao. Give him another cup of coffee 😂💯✊🏾
Ya man dedication to spend 30 some years to track him down. That’s some gumption you don’t see as often anymore.
Lex Luger 😂😂, actually hilarious
we need a dc special every season. they are too good
They should have used kryptonite to neutralize kryptos powers just put a kryptonite some BATbutter
That is actually a great idea because it worked in League of Superpets 😂
6:08 Honestly this maybe the greatest story ever told. lol
The veterinary bit I couldn't stop laughing at oh my god I cried with laughter
5:42 Holy Shit "Sit Boo Boo Sit" was the name of an old production company! I think they did the Drew Carey show.
And "Family Ties".
2:36 my favorite scene, especially when his dad told him to spell the alphabet with his tongue the letter jtjdhejdjrufngkdnrifndudnfjfifncjfirjdb
Giving the private investigator a southern accent was the best part of that skit
5:58 sack for a sack 😂😂
The super snake biting that guy on the ass killed me 😂😂
I was rolling 😂😂😂😂😂
Clark and Krypto in the cones of shame, comedy gold.
3:59 Entertainment? Checkmate!😂
Arnold: Captain Heman!
Officer: If you have a moment i'd like to ask how you got into this country
Arnold: V.V >.> Aghp, Aghp, and Away
*I Died*
Arnie: Up, up, and away! 😂
The Krypton PI moved so realistic it was so damn funny
0:51
Im sorry but am i the only one who finds superman T posing hilarious 😂
2:44 had me rolling.
8:29 best moment
I've been laughing too much at Krypto lasering Supe's balls as revenge.
Another funny thing is that both of them will be fine in basically no time.
Kryptonians have a healing factor under yellow stars
The private investigator thing is a pretty great comedic monologue.
0:32 if your so smart why don’t you create a cure to make pattern baldness?
I mean Luther with hair that would look kind of weird 😂
If he had hair he wouldn’t be a villain.
The snake in the toilet was hilarious 😂😂
One of my favorite characters
Isn't the whole thing with Comet that he doesn't belong to Superman, he's Supergirl's, and he's uh...also a centaur that was cursed into being a horse and sometimes can turn into a human and he's SUPER into supergirl and basically spends any time when he's in his human form trying to get with her?
I bet he is happy when she rides him then.
I'll get my coat.
Yep, there's a reason they never mention Comet anymore lol
The you got Suped thing sends a rather important message when you look past the ironic joke of it. The message is you shouldn't joke about being in danger & waste the time of those who serve & protect with falsehoods cause when you actually need em they might not take you seriously & you might pay for such constant foolishness.
2:02😂😂😂😂😂😂hilarious
6:06-8:02
Thus was born Superman,the result of the most epic custody battle in all of history, the bane of God, Lex Luthor, Darkseid, and pretty much the collective forces of Hell itself with the possible exception of Lucifer, who had, by then, quit his job and shipped himself to Los Angeles one way
6:05 ladies and gentlemen i give you supermans new 52 origin story
THE TOTAL PACKAGE IS BACK!!!
Supermans dad just gave me ideas to try on my girlfriend, thanks supermans dad
Just don’t try the Klingon alphabet.
@@jamaaldagreatest2748 This is easily the creepiest shit I've ever heard.
@@TheNinjaStuff k 🙂
@@jamaaldagreatest2748 🙃
@@jamaaldagreatest2748 This is the last thing I expected to ever read watching superman vids.
LOL the lex lugar scene was the best! 😂
I've watched the investigator scene like 20 times and still get so lost
Okay so basicly. Supermans dad shot superman in space to get back at his wife. And tjem promptly went to prison. His whole life was a lie. Kryptons pi is terrible at telling coherent stories but i got a freind like that so i understood what he was saying.
@@halogeek6I understood it fine but to each their own
6:17 Transar is 'to f*ck/have s*x' in Portuguese 🇧🇷 🤣🤣
4:10 en realidad esto sería una trama interesante para una película
"Actually, your dead dad makes soke interesting points about cunnilingus. Thank you"
"Jor-Elcome"
4:15 It’s canon
5:15 Superman Became Homelander xD
0:40-1:00 They got Steven Tyler to alter "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" for that joke.
When he split that gorilla open, I'm sorry but that shit was funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just realized that the song while Superman is making out with all his villians isn’t a real song but actually just Superman singing lmfao
“I’m faster than a spEEEEding bullet n I’ll catch yo-“ 0:56
Story idea: Turns out that Batman's parents faked their deaths to escape prosecution on tax evasion charges.
The Krypton alphabet. I lost it
Jor-Elcome 😂😂
so that why superman has no kid
LoL
Make way, this will ruin your childhood!
0:24
Yes you should
"Up Up & Away!" - Arnold 😂
4:04 okay, maybe I’m looking too far into this, but was one of the kids’ names Bruce?
5:17 John DiMaggio?
Stuff like this is what inspired me to make animated adult comedy cartoons.
0:49 lmao shit killed me x)
Boo doop boop ba doop boop! SUPERMAN!
@2:51 ....the krypton alfabet especially the letter BLAHAGAHRUHUBLA!!! ......oh dear god i havent laught so uncontrollably in years XD
5:27 gets me laughing every time
It is a great Scott that reminds me of a back in the future
The very first skit. Lol!! Yes the kiss power is a criminally underrated power!
" Hey you dumb bitch " LMAO
😂
"sorry for the brute language it's what he said" lol
@@damiendesomber “and they all look up and standing on the balcony hes your dad and hes holding a remote control thingy and he says “hey you dumb bitch” 😂😂😂
Hope they do a Private Investigator for Goku
If the gorilla really had eaten Jimmy, the headline would read 'OLSON GOES APESHIT'.
I love the private investigator clip
2:35 Grey DeLisle as Lois Lane
2:01 JIMMYYYYY!!! 🤣🤣🤣