Jordan Peterson's New Song is Whack

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  • Опубліковано 21 лют 2022
  • Anthony reacts to Jordan Peterson's new song "Wake Up" live on Twitch.
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  • @hamilcross
    @hamilcross 2 роки тому +1496

    I want ben shapiro to break this down and talk about how it’s not music

    • @jayflash9051
      @jayflash9051 2 роки тому +168

      The remix will have Ben rapping with the Eminem fast flow

    • @remi-D
      @remi-D 2 роки тому +39

      His father has a degree is music theory i believe so it would be interesting to here his take

    • @hamilcross
      @hamilcross 2 роки тому +98

      @@remi-D i meannnn not really? lmao
      that’s like saying i’m fit to speak on infrastructure because my dad got his master’s in civil engineering (spoiler alert: i know absolutely nothing about infrastructure)
      ben doesn’t know shit about music and frankly if his dad also concedes that rap “isn’t music” even after getting a degree in music theory then he likely just fucked around and coasted his way to a degree 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @uugabuuga7450
      @uugabuuga7450 2 роки тому +77

      @@remi-D he has previously used that fact to have absolutely dogshit music takes. not interesting, just funny.

    • @joaquin5929
      @joaquin5929 2 роки тому +19

      I want him to talk about how it IS music, it’s going to be way funnier 😆

  • @killsedadivd7956
    @killsedadivd7956 2 роки тому +762

    This is what Pink Floyd sounds like to people who don't like Pink Floyd

    • @ignacioquiroz9952
      @ignacioquiroz9952 2 роки тому +48

      I don't really like Pink Floyd and this is exactly how they sound to me

    • @thebeanymac
      @thebeanymac 2 роки тому +47

      The song's called: The Clean Side of the Room. I ripped that off from someone witty.
      You should listen to Floyd; it's good stuff! ;p

    • @stateyourthesis
      @stateyourthesis 2 роки тому +1

      🤣

    • @felipeveiga5807
      @felipeveiga5807 2 роки тому +1

      @@thebeanymac LMFAOOOO

    • @jessehenderson2967
      @jessehenderson2967 2 роки тому +4

      @@ignacioquiroz9952 PF aint for everyone but believe me, theres something there for ya if you like classic rock and concept albums.
      Gilmour is a genius and Roger Waters...is, well...hes Roger Waters.

  • @glenjamieson2524
    @glenjamieson2524 2 роки тому +143

    Off the forthcoming album “Clean Side of the Room”

  • @zoazorusson
    @zoazorusson 2 роки тому +1290

    He's telling his followers to wake up.
    But if they do, wont they be WOKE?
    Oh the conundrum!

    • @kelleyreeves965
      @kelleyreeves965 2 роки тому +39

      Really makes ya think 🤔🤔

    • @roadrunner5260
      @roadrunner5260 2 роки тому +16

      This is actually a very funny comment!

    • @zoazorusson
      @zoazorusson 2 роки тому +28

      @Lunar Orbit It is usually used to describe someone who have finished, at least, high school.
      I just use it to mean non-asleep.
      It's like a pun.

    • @osamayomama
      @osamayomama 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah, aren't those people always telling sheeple to be woke?

    • @welcometoWWW
      @welcometoWWW 2 роки тому +2

      r/whoosh

  • @PlomiennyJacus
    @PlomiennyJacus 2 роки тому +1048

    you just know he cried during the entire recording session, touched by the brilliance of his own lyricism

    • @elijahplummer3655
      @elijahplummer3655 2 роки тому +7

      Underrated comment!

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 2 роки тому +27

      man has made himself cry talking about pinocchio of all things, so this isn't even an exaggeration.

    • @china-bot6695
      @china-bot6695 2 роки тому +3

      this is hilarious even though I love JBP

    • @jerryfromtheblock6463
      @jerryfromtheblock6463 2 роки тому +24

      Its so funny how him and his fans are like pro traditional masculinity and natural hierarchies but hes like the most whiny drama queen

    • @hustler-music
      @hustler-music 2 роки тому

      LMFAO

  • @asylumbooks3406
    @asylumbooks3406 2 роки тому +288

    Hits different on mute

  • @iluvmariobros78
    @iluvmariobros78 2 роки тому +113

    Jordan Peterson dropped before Kendrick lmao

  • @agustinortega5688
    @agustinortega5688 2 роки тому +735

    It actually sounds like nostalgia critics the wall lol

  • @sethseth2534
    @sethseth2534 2 роки тому +157

    someone in chat said “the Oompa Loompa vocals” 😭

  • @SlaughteredDecay
    @SlaughteredDecay 2 роки тому +366

    Me: "mom, I want Pink Floyd"
    Mum: "we got Pink Floyd at home"
    Pink Floyd at home:

  • @stefanvidakovic782
    @stefanvidakovic782 2 роки тому +207

    The only Canadians permitted to tell me to wake up in song are Arcade Fire

    • @DianaB-vm1hj
      @DianaB-vm1hj 2 роки тому +4

      Good comment

    • @Slater6977
      @Slater6977 2 роки тому +2

      nice

    • @crowstakingoff
      @crowstakingoff 2 роки тому +4

      Peterson has said he's a fan of them

    • @stefanvidakovic782
      @stefanvidakovic782 2 роки тому +19

      @@crowstakingoff that makes two bands he doesn't realize would vehemently disagree with him, and who did so in their art.

    • @hannadomjan
      @hannadomjan 2 роки тому

      Neil Young?

  • @trissc6855
    @trissc6855 2 роки тому +470

    Damn you didn't have to say this song sounds like a "I'm 82 and this is deep" tumblr post

    • @Bojoschannel
      @Bojoschannel 2 роки тому +42

      "I'm lion, you sheep, i hate my wife" - some boomer

  • @Jacob-id2le
    @Jacob-id2le 2 роки тому +726

    You already know this is gonna be on the worst songs of the year list

    • @the34zydc.64
      @the34zydc.64 2 роки тому +4

      Haven't even heard it yet myself, and yes.

    • @k1zer100
      @k1zer100 2 роки тому +1

      17:24

    • @robiu013
      @robiu013 2 роки тому +1

      this for worst and black country new road for best... what even is there to look forward to in december if we already know what's best and what's worst in february?

    • @cnvrgnt
      @cnvrgnt 2 роки тому +2

      @@robiu013 There may be a 10 yet this year, who knows

    • @tyler3876
      @tyler3876 2 роки тому +6

      corey feldman may drop

  • @joao1223
    @joao1223 2 роки тому +401

    of course that Jordan peterson being a youtuber would at some point trying a musical career

  • @Yungtacosss
    @Yungtacosss 2 роки тому +809

    This song makes Nostalgia Critic seem like a talented singer.

    • @ThatGuyMN
      @ThatGuyMN 2 роки тому +93

      @nasser wiz cringe take

    • @ThatGuyMN
      @ThatGuyMN 2 роки тому +61

      @nasser wiz ur here, man

    • @joaquin5929
      @joaquin5929 2 роки тому +14

      @nasser wiz this is so freaking cringe for anyone

    • @parv6683
      @parv6683 2 роки тому +1

      damn
      DAMN!
      THAT'S HARSH

    • @burgermind802
      @burgermind802 2 роки тому +2

      @nasser wiz there's a reason why the vocals are so layered, because his singing is very amateur and weak. with practice he could improve though.

  • @JohnSmith-fs8bu
    @JohnSmith-fs8bu 2 роки тому +178

    This sounds like a song in a Tim burton movie about an orphan in industrial revolution britain getting up the courage to do the thing she always wanted to do

  • @Voodoostones
    @Voodoostones 2 роки тому +677

    The thing that strikes me most about the song is that it truly sounds like a pink floyd ripoff in the worst way possible. The way that songs of theirs (esp ones on Animals) will have a message or a motivation in one part of the song and then in the following part comes the nudge and wink that it was satire or world building and proving a larger point by the band in the next section is what makes things like that really work. Here, it feels like this inital song is so plainly stating it's stance and that stance is so laughably presented (and bad) that you expect it to be followed up by something that says "yeah that's so overly simplified and braindead and stupid" but that never happens, the other shoe never drops.

    • @richardnipples7574
      @richardnipples7574 2 роки тому +49

      It sounds like they know what Pink Floyd sounds like, but didn't bother to listen to any of their albums attentively

    • @OkaySoShit
      @OkaySoShit 2 роки тому +8

      Does he know that Pink Floyd is a leftist group?

    • @Voodoostones
      @Voodoostones 2 роки тому +46

      @Richard Nipples he probably heard the chorus of Another Brick in the Wall pt 2 and was like, "Yeah, they get it. We don't need that post-modern marxist agenda in our children's classrooms these days. "

    • @OkaySoShit
      @OkaySoShit 2 роки тому +6

      @@Voodoostones pink Floyd is leftist band

    • @ZappsPotatoChips
      @ZappsPotatoChips 2 роки тому +3

      @@Voodoostones tbf the Roger Waters and JP ideological ven diagram has always overlapped on censorship issues, surveillance states, free speech, and things like that.

  • @namenamenamename7224
    @namenamenamename7224 2 роки тому +163

    Perfect opportunity to release his music as Jordan B Rappin

    • @SQUIZZLER24
      @SQUIZZLER24 2 роки тому +18

      Jordan B Spittin, Son

    • @robiu013
      @robiu013 2 роки тому +2

      I'm Jordan B. Peterson and I'm here to say: "Don't forget to wash your penis every day."

  • @ty_teynium
    @ty_teynium 2 роки тому +150

    Really Ye? Really?! This was what you had us waiting for?!?

  • @perks6292
    @perks6292 2 роки тому +431

    Anthony's Canadian voice sounds suspiciously like Cal Chuchesta

    • @milk_bath
      @milk_bath 2 роки тому +11

      🥸🤔

    • @unknown6390
      @unknown6390 2 роки тому +16

      Just a coincidence

    • @IveGotToast
      @IveGotToast 2 роки тому +42

      It makes sense. They've lived together for years. Surely Anthony would pick up Cals accent after awhile.

    • @BurgerFred1
      @BurgerFred1 2 роки тому +15

      Unbeknownst to him Cal was actually the producer of this video. He convinced JP that he was a Canadian Anti-vaxxer by throwing a few "Eh"'s into his speech

    • @perks6292
      @perks6292 2 роки тому +5

      @@BurgerFred1 Prolly a true story right here

  • @ace15Nura
    @ace15Nura 2 роки тому +115

    This is like The Wall for people how think Roger Waters was exaggerating and he should be ok for how things turns out.

  • @chippsymcstagger4571
    @chippsymcstagger4571 2 роки тому +230

    Imagine writing a dull political song and naming it after a Rage against the Machine song that fucking slaps hard.

    • @Spitson7771
      @Spitson7771 2 роки тому +32

      Or after a Arcade fire song that slaps even harder

    • @queer_dreams_of_soothing_r9641
      @queer_dreams_of_soothing_r9641 2 роки тому +17

      The act of waking up after a poor night of sleep slaps way the fuck harder than this like wow. Almost impressed.

    • @neverhowever3231
      @neverhowever3231 2 роки тому +5

      lmao i doubt jordan has heard of either of these, man talks like he’s never experienced a good song in his life

    • @j.67
      @j.67 2 роки тому +14

      @@neverhowever3231 He has a recent interview with Joe Rogan where he breaks down CRYING after talking about hearing some cover band play lol. Look for it in a private window or your UA-cam recommendations will be permanently f'ed.

    • @NKOWZeroRenegade
      @NKOWZeroRenegade 2 роки тому +5

      Waking up in a puddle of vomit and feces from a bender slaps harder than this song

  • @KrimsonVagus
    @KrimsonVagus 2 роки тому +233

    A song with a slow hypnotic rhythm and lethargic repetitive vocals is exactly the kind of song you wanna “wake up” to.

  • @alvinanis3006
    @alvinanis3006 2 роки тому +468

    If you truly want to cringe, listen to the song whilst reading JP's comment section. A magnificent experience.

    • @yamimimiya
      @yamimimiya 2 роки тому +18

      you are just mad because you hate the rule #4, freedom

    • @chippsymcstagger4571
      @chippsymcstagger4571 2 роки тому +90

      They are using the word masterpiece way too much. Imagine how dull your life is if you call this a masterpiece.

    • @KodakKid
      @KodakKid 2 роки тому +23

      @@yamimimiya where is the anger exactly?

    • @KieranHunter
      @KieranHunter 2 роки тому

      You're not wrong.

    • @everychannel1025
      @everychannel1025 2 роки тому +4

      If you truly want cringe try looking at what has Trudeu done

  • @joshuaboelsche7684
    @joshuaboelsche7684 2 роки тому +431

    I love how his whole message is like "how dare you have a political opinion when your personal life is a mess!!!" while every single thing about him personally is a trainwreck lol

    • @kukusenka
      @kukusenka 2 роки тому +23

      What do you mean his life is a mess, that's just external factors of course lol I'm just kidding

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +8

      A benzo addiction? that’s like 50% of people I know
      Otherwise he grifts hard and makes big dough through his sigma grindset

    • @joshuaboelsche7684
      @joshuaboelsche7684 2 роки тому +48

      @@off6848 have you seen how he talks to his wife?? disastrous

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +4

      @@joshuaboelsche7684 no but now I wanna look it up

    • @joshuaboelsche7684
      @joshuaboelsche7684 2 роки тому +13

      @@off6848 the way he wore a tuxedo to go hang out with joe rogan and ramble about shit he didn't understand for four hours?? the list is endless hahaha no need to shame anyone for chemical dependency

  • @s3b714
    @s3b714 2 роки тому +121

    If we're getting a ben shapiro WAP freestyle now i can finally die in peace and cringe

    • @marianatheschizoid5912
      @marianatheschizoid5912 2 роки тому +10

      Nah Ben Shapiro WAP was in that territory of so bad it becomes ironically enjoyable as a meme, this is just awful.

    • @INSERT_YOUR_NAME_HERE
      @INSERT_YOUR_NAME_HERE 2 роки тому +1

      Ben shapiro can't get his wife wet. So either he's gay or his wife is lesbian. Which is both very hilarious if you think about it.

  • @themusicaljunkie37
    @themusicaljunkie37 2 роки тому +171

    My friend is a big JPB fan and I send him the song and I was like, "defend this!" He was like, "I can't... the red meat has probably finally got to his head."

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 роки тому +7

      Funny tidbit: one of this said friend's favorite poet is a full fledged community.

    • @sahirde
      @sahirde 2 роки тому +7

      @@themusicaljunkie37 his favorite poet is a community? Did you mean to say communist?

    • @sheridan7475
      @sheridan7475 2 роки тому +2

      @@themusicaljunkie37 your friend isn’t the guy I’m listening to lol
      I like Jordan and I hate the song, I also like George Bush’s art but hated him as a president

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 2 роки тому +8

      @Luca Goodoer haha Hitler epic joke did you know Hitler was an artist? Maybe if he didn't fail outta art school ww2 woulda never happened 🤣 haha Hitler was an artist

    • @majormind1584
      @majormind1584 2 роки тому +2

      Lool im a huge Jordan fan but yea this is hilarious.

  • @zachedelic1293
    @zachedelic1293 2 роки тому +36

    it sounds like Pink Floyd... if they smoked crack instead of using psychedelics

    • @nectarinedreams7208
      @nectarinedreams7208 2 роки тому +2

      They barely used psychedelics

    • @rileyrivard2207
      @rileyrivard2207 2 роки тому +2

      @@nectarinedreams7208 lol one of their founding members literally went insane from doing too much acid

    • @HDitzzDH
      @HDitzzDH 2 роки тому +6

      @@nectarinedreams7208 They definitely used psychedelics, however they did not want to be known as a ”drug/psychedelic band”. They didn’t need it to create classic records.

    • @chebghobbi
      @chebghobbi Рік тому

      ​@@nectarinedreams7208 Aside from Syd, the members of Pink Floyd weren't big psychedelic users. They'd enjoy a joint or the odd line (and Rick developed a full-blown coke addiction at one point), but otherwise they were more into boozing than any other drugs. Not to say they didn't dabble, but the idea that the band were tripping all the time in their early years just isn't true.

  • @bvailcards44
    @bvailcards44 2 роки тому +141

    I don’t get why JP doesn’t like the vaccines.
    I mean, their just album was really solid, and their latest album was also pretty good too. They’re a good band.

  • @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14
    @SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 2 роки тому +155

    Also I love how whenever a creator criticises JBP his little sycophants will scurry out of the woodwork to cry about it

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +3

      Cringe
      You cry about boomers enjoying it

    • @tboss8157
      @tboss8157 2 роки тому +33

      @@off6848 ?

    • @CherokeeMaxx
      @CherokeeMaxx 2 роки тому +1

      This isn't some educational criticism lol, it's strawman shitposting. Imagine talking about a figure in the political realm and not everybody agrees with your spiteful take 🤔

    • @mdh_masalewale8681
      @mdh_masalewale8681 2 роки тому +17

      @@CherokeeMaxx thankfully there is a meaningful criticism of how big of a hack jbp is, this is just having fun

  • @djoecav
    @djoecav 2 роки тому +183

    Don't @ me but I listened to his JRE episode and he refused to play any clips of his music on the show and now I know why

    • @jtlovescodelyoko
      @jtlovescodelyoko 2 роки тому +44

      Possibly the smartest decision Joe Rogan has made recently

    • @eatdoritoyum
      @eatdoritoyum 2 роки тому +33

      Would probably get a copyright strike from Pink Floyd

    • @kelleyreeves965
      @kelleyreeves965 2 роки тому +1

      @@eatdoritoyum 😂

    • @MIKE-TYTHON
      @MIKE-TYTHON 2 роки тому +1

      He didn’t refuse he said he would air drop them to Jamie but they never ended up playing them, all be it he was Hesitant.

  • @EricLeafericson
    @EricLeafericson 2 роки тому +268

    JP's running out of ways to stay in the spotlight that don't involve totally humiliating himself.

    • @PerkolatorTheTerminator
      @PerkolatorTheTerminator 2 роки тому +30

      Was that not the entire way he was ever in the spotlight lol?

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 2 роки тому +7

      @@PerkolatorTheTerminator shouldn't you be getting high

    • @forestprophet
      @forestprophet 2 роки тому +3

      @@themysticfedora lol

    • @bradwavemb
      @bradwavemb 2 роки тому +3

      Nah, I think he's already done that.

    • @andersonwang1746
      @andersonwang1746 2 роки тому +1

      He already made millions from his two books. What more does he want?

  • @willwrig1220
    @willwrig1220 2 роки тому +83

    How anyone could listen to those nebulous and empty-ass lyrics and legitimately think "oh yeah this is deep" is beyond me.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX 2 роки тому +3

      Same people that think "clean your room" is profound. JP built his empire by repackaging self help and selling it to disaffected incels.

    • @rileyscherer129
      @rileyscherer129 2 роки тому +4

      You're just not AWAKE enough to understand!!!

    • @FunkyFlunky2332
      @FunkyFlunky2332 Рік тому

      The antithesis to Parquet Court’s WIDE AWAKE

  • @andersbodin1551
    @andersbodin1551 2 роки тому +133

    It would be cool if Jordan makes a rap next

    • @wyattgranger5870
      @wyattgranger5870 2 роки тому +6

      Honestly that is what I was expecting

    • @CypressDahlia
      @CypressDahlia 2 роки тому +12

      we have this already it's called Tom MacDonald and it's bad.

  • @peach_total
    @peach_total 2 роки тому +62

    conservatives are NOT beating the Conservatives Can’t Make Good Music allegations

    • @nn-NeuralNetwork
      @nn-NeuralNetwork 2 роки тому

      Yeah glad we’re on the good side and not the bad one

    • @reinhardtwilhelm5415
      @reinhardtwilhelm5415 2 роки тому +6

      Doubt they ever will. Mainstream country is the best they’ve ever done since the days of rock-and-roll, and even that’s a decidedly mixed bag.

    • @janko_muzykant4375
      @janko_muzykant4375 2 роки тому

      Well, Burzum is great

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 2 роки тому +1

      Jordan Peterson isn't a Conservative.

    • @one_man_community
      @one_man_community 2 роки тому +1

      @@janko_muzykant4375
      Burzum is a fully pledged Nazi.

  • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
    @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 роки тому +36

    He really is the Deepak Chopra of incels

    • @crowstakingoff
      @crowstakingoff 2 роки тому +6

      Clichéd and cringe comment.

    • @nn-NeuralNetwork
      @nn-NeuralNetwork 2 роки тому +1

      “I read some comment and watched a 20 second clip,” type of comment

    • @christinadeshaies4465
      @christinadeshaies4465 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser Рік тому +1

      @@crowstakingoff You're dreaming if you think I'd waste the A material on a hack like Peterson.

  • @jkrperson9756
    @jkrperson9756 2 роки тому +21

    Now I'm waiting for the Slavoj Zizek diss track

  • @jackcahill2457
    @jackcahill2457 2 роки тому +29

    I refuse to believe this man came from the same country that made Godspeed you black emperor

  • @bakubakumusic7351
    @bakubakumusic7351 2 роки тому +209

    JBP is literally the last person I would have expected to release a song. That said when I think about the trajectory of all these rebel without a campus professors like the intellectual dark web guys, the narcissim, the persecution fetishes, etc... then it makes a lot of sense.

    • @themysticfedora
      @themysticfedora 2 роки тому +11

      Persecution fetish? LMFAO
      Dude it doesn't take a fetish to be persecuted regularly it just takes being a public figure with an opinion.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX 2 роки тому +15

      @@themysticfedora yeah but he gets off on it

    • @thestonedabbot9551
      @thestonedabbot9551 2 роки тому +5

      "Rebel without a campus professors" You win

    • @thomasbasha8681
      @thomasbasha8681 2 роки тому +2

      @@SuzakuX how do you know that?

    • @mangoFace1987
      @mangoFace1987 Рік тому

      he's had a severe mental decline after going in a medically induced coma for opioid withdrawal

  • @cnvrgnt
    @cnvrgnt 2 роки тому +38

    As soon as I heard the main vocals come in my first thought was ‘this sounds like someone doing a shitty Roger Waters impression to poke fun at him’. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one

  • @BonSentimentig
    @BonSentimentig 2 роки тому +31

    I'm 12 and this is deep

  • @pocketsand6776
    @pocketsand6776 2 роки тому +25

    I'm sure a lot of his fans have never heard Pink Floyd so they think this shit blasts. But how could they have ignored dark Oompa Loompa for so long?

  • @johnmichellebasquiate9028
    @johnmichellebasquiate9028 2 роки тому +13

    I went to his lecture in Birmingham, Alabama and they played this at the end

    • @vrilmaxxed
      @vrilmaxxed 2 роки тому +2

      Noooooooo

    • @relivo1591
      @relivo1591 Рік тому +12

      Not sure what’s worse here, the fact you went to Birmingham, the fact you went to a jbp lecture or the fact they played this song at the end

  • @mymuses7514
    @mymuses7514 2 роки тому +30

    Wouldn't waking up make us woke?

  • @jacobreveles7222
    @jacobreveles7222 2 роки тому +23

    Jordan Peterson legit pulled a Tom Macdonald with some Jan 6 riot type beat lmao XD

  • @michaelwagner30
    @michaelwagner30 2 роки тому +25

    I’m having a hard time understanding who the lyrics are addressing. Like the people in power? Are they the ones who should be going home and doing well? Or regular ass people are they on thrones and they should wake up. Idk. Weird

    • @christopherross4257
      @christopherross4257 2 роки тому +3

      He’s targeting his consumer audience. Fence riders who may be doubting him in light of recent controversy.

  • @Killopotamus
    @Killopotamus 2 роки тому +31

    He’s trying to shoo everyone away from harmful vaccines, but more harm prevention would be done keeping this in the drafts

  • @gotmoresoul
    @gotmoresoul 2 роки тому +55

    Just saw the title: "Song by Jordan B Peterson: Wake Up" and said out loud (while I'm on break at work): "Oh dear god..."

    • @TheSkaOreo
      @TheSkaOreo 2 роки тому

      oh I had the same exact thought. It would also be perfect in a way for Peterson to misuse RATM, as most of these soy boys often do.

    • @user-pm6bp3iq1f
      @user-pm6bp3iq1f 2 роки тому +2

      then you started kissing another employee

    • @arturor5205
      @arturor5205 2 роки тому +2

      the only valid reaction

    • @kukusenka
      @kukusenka 2 роки тому +9

      @@user-pm6bp3iq1f is that what you conservatives fantasize about?

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +4

      @@user-pm6bp3iq1f and taking the misogyny into the realm of homosexuality and PDA

  • @Patrick-id9uq
    @Patrick-id9uq 2 роки тому +43

    I hope conservatives look for this song and end up listening to Rage Against The Machine.

    • @chippsymcstagger4571
      @chippsymcstagger4571 2 роки тому +15

      I actually saw a comment from one of his fans saying this is better than Rage.
      Absolute madness.

    • @CherokeeMaxx
      @CherokeeMaxx 2 роки тому +1

      Rage For* The Machine now

    • @Nocturnalux
      @Nocturnalux Рік тому

      @@chippsymcstagger4571 LMAO! That’s hilarious.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom 2 роки тому +34

    This actually didn't sound so bad as a PF ripoff (it's still a ripoff of 70s music tho), and sounded better than Nostalgia's critics shit. Although lyrics were pretty bad. Message without context is so unclear I really didn't get nothing. Tho I must say, fantano's criticism of this as simply as a boomer music does bad to his auditory, that later will be calling boomer music awful. How do you enjoy boomer classics then if it makes you sleep? Mostly agree on this song but this was an L argument.

    • @pazuzu6589
      @pazuzu6589 2 роки тому +9

      The boomer criticism wasn’t because it sounded old, it just literally sounds like most derivative boomer rock possible. He didn’t say Rock classics from the boomer era are bad, but a lot of boomer Rock is pretty bad.

    • @pazuzu6589
      @pazuzu6589 2 роки тому +6

      It’s the same thing as his “Millennial Pop” criticisms. He loves a lot of Pop music made by millennials, but a lot of Millennial Pop is horrible.

    • @DaFuqBoom
      @DaFuqBoom 2 роки тому

      @@pazuzu6589 thanks for clearing that out for me. Was just listening to some Roxy Music, who are the godly boomers of 70s 🤣

  • @kedsarama
    @kedsarama 2 роки тому +62

    Gonna be honest, I had no idea what to expect with this thing but this was about as far as possible from any expectations I could have had.

  • @alvinanis3006
    @alvinanis3006 2 роки тому +23

    What a comeback from Fink Ployd!

  • @johnnytsunami7150
    @johnnytsunami7150 2 роки тому +12

    But whats the message when played backwards?!?!

  • @guhr1dy
    @guhr1dy 2 роки тому +130

    One lyric that Anthony didn't talk about that stood out to me: "You could have built a home"
    This is the classic conservative externalization of their own failures. If you don't own a home, it's Trudeau's fault obviously. Or the immigrants. Or the Chinese buyers. Whoever they need the scapegoat of the day to be for a complex economic issue that has no single person or entity at fault.
    Real estate prices are a particular political flashpoint in Canadian politics right now; JBP is just trying to press all of the "Trudeau bad" buttons he can. The shameful conman as always.
    I appreciate that Anthony covered this topic a little bit and called it exactly what it was. Just look at the astroturfing already underway in this comment section. It was a foreign-funded, white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government.
    Edit: to the incredulous, low-effort, one-line replies, if you earnestly believe the convoy was an innocent protest, I'm sorry to see that other Canadians have become so partisan that they can no longer see reality. You went from taking little sips of misinformation on Facebook to gulping down harmful disinformation from anywhere you can find it to justify your political beliefs. The farther you get from reality, the more you need to cope in these sad ways. Get a fucking grip and re-join society.

    • @kadriblabali
      @kadriblabali 2 роки тому +8

      jesus christ, that's a fucking reach

    • @Prophet_Isaiah
      @Prophet_Isaiah 2 роки тому +4

      Canadian rent is absurd but...what?

    • @DoctorSess
      @DoctorSess 2 роки тому

      Locker fry get exhausted

    • @samueljones1712
      @samueljones1712 2 роки тому +6

      So I do want to say i agree with most everything you've said but as someone from Vancouver who followed municipal and provincial politics closely Chinese buyers are one hundred percent a serious issue in this country. But here's the thing: any community of ultra rich people using our housing market as a stock market would be. It's the fact that the buyers happen to be Chinese that make the people who would normally decry such a thing scared to do so, and the people who wouldn't give a fuck if it were a bunch of white guys from england scream "GloBaLiSt MaRxIsT GrEaT RePlacement." The narrative surrounding that issue here is completely poisoned by irrational histrionic partisans.

    • @BeatsByCon
      @BeatsByCon 2 роки тому +7

      The whole thing was a “white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government”? Really? Is it not possible that it was mostly about vaccine mandates and governmental overreach and that there were a few bad apples who also showed up?

  • @GonzoCiosain
    @GonzoCiosain 2 роки тому +56

    JBP is just Rush Limbaugh for dudes who think "Creep" is a better song than "The National Anthem."

  • @KingQwerty
    @KingQwerty 2 роки тому +14

    I like how all the comments in his video say, "haunting", yeah, hauntingly bad mix that's unlistenable

    • @txin999
      @txin999 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @jessefischer7899
    @jessefischer7899 2 роки тому +16

    Sounds like a nightmare before Christmas cover band
    edit: lmao I commented this a few minutes before I heard melon say it

  • @Man_of_Oil
    @Man_of_Oil 2 роки тому +12

    this is the most condescending, preachy, pretentious song I've ever heard. it's sole existence almost makes Pink Floyd worse

    • @vrilmaxxed
      @vrilmaxxed 2 роки тому +1

      Because Jordan Peterson himself is a preachy and pretentious person

  • @LouisOnAir
    @LouisOnAir 2 роки тому +11

    The fact that these lyrics are sincere Peterson rhetoric yet having them in a Floyd-esque song makes them seem satirical

  • @nickmacon300
    @nickmacon300 2 роки тому +86

    Peterson's lectures in tandem with his 12 Rules For Life REALLY helped me at a time where was getting IRL therapy and needed it....but....his political takes have gotten so far out there. It's not like they weren't bad before, but the takes used to have a degree or 2 of self-awareness. Now the self-awareness has been replaced by bigotry, and I'm no longer a fan of JBP

    • @EricLeafericson
      @EricLeafericson 2 роки тому +69

      Jordan does what a lot of cult leaders do. They lead with good advice and positive affirmation, then they switch the bait out and ask you to accept crazy nonsense. It's how the Scientologists recruit, and it's a common theme I notice among other cults as well.
      Jordan showed me how awesome Jung, Kant, and Dostoyevsky are. But now I just read those guys instead of Jordan.

    • @nickmacon300
      @nickmacon300 2 роки тому +13

      @@EricLeafericson yeah i hear ya, I'm happy for the advice JBP gave me...but I was able to recognize when what he was saying especially from a political standpoint was really unhealthy. And it's less about how bad the takes are, but how steadfast he is in said takes.

    • @cmilner2708
      @cmilner2708 2 роки тому +3

      @@nickmacon300 would you mind giving some examples of his wild political takes because I haven’t followed him too closely in a while and agreed or at least could see merit and logic in all the stuff I saw from him early on when he first started gaining fame both on political and philosophical topics and normally when I see people who are against him they have misinterpreted what he said in my opinion or only saw a short controversial quote not the full explanation that adds loads of caveats and is much more reasonable. I’m asking because you actually seem to have a reasonable view of the guy in comparison to those who blindly love/hate him which is pretty rare for any subject on the internet.

    • @Mindcreat0r
      @Mindcreat0r 2 роки тому +7

      I feel like a lot of the stuff that you picked up of him being self aware was simply him getting his foot in the door. He didn’t go full cult bigotry out the gate because he would have been torn apart by anything not conservative and then would only build a fanbase of people already on the right. Peterson’s power has come from indoctrinating a bunch of impressionable youth and young adults with things that sound smart and important (specifically the rules of life thing), then fully doing to dip into bigotry once they’re strung along. From personal experience, I assumed a lot more people were being “ironic” in the commentary Leafy era because I was naive to the fact that ableism, transphobia, racism, homophobia, and all other types of hatred are very real. Once you get into that circle and all you hear is that stuff, you get turned away from hearing about the actual horrors that they’re blatantly trying to downplay. Jordan Peterson probably doesn’t believe he’s “indoctrinating” anybody, but his specific targeting of youths with moderately conservative fluff and then serving as a gateway into that nasty world of bigotry is the effect he has had. I feel like there’s been a shift toward discrediting Peterson (with him getting removed from many schools, getting “outed” by a couple journalists, and mostly falling into his conservative echo chamber) but that could just be me hoping

    • @mintvelvet3351
      @mintvelvet3351 2 роки тому +11

      Glad you saw the light and are no longer red pilled. Welcome to reality.

  • @thuglifeinc4894
    @thuglifeinc4894 2 роки тому +10

    I feel like I'm being brainwashed the more I hear these lyrics which makes the title of this track more ironic.
    It's feels like a parody but it isn't.

    • @misterarsenic7062
      @misterarsenic7062 2 роки тому

      I'm paranoid too... God forbid I get brainwashed into some wired ass Tory Lobster Cult.

  • @marioandwes
    @marioandwes 2 роки тому +16

    did he even sing for this besides a little bit at the end

  • @tyrontheconqueror6625
    @tyrontheconqueror6625 2 роки тому +6

    This was actually the first draft for pink Floyd’s the Trial, off of The Wall

  • @brocklewis7624
    @brocklewis7624 2 роки тому +48

    I don’t care what you all have to say. Peterson goes straight insaneo style on this track.

    • @reddish_orange
      @reddish_orange 2 роки тому +7

      I see you doing God’s work

    • @amalija11
      @amalija11 2 роки тому +3

      bussin on the mic

    • @nonono7973
      @nonono7973 2 роки тому +1

      White boy busting it down (traditionalist style)

    • @benjammin8919
      @benjammin8919 2 роки тому

      Nah dude this track sent me straight to bunko town

  • @UrMuddur
    @UrMuddur 2 роки тому +72

    Peterson fans taking some lighthearted criticism with about as much maturity as one would expect

    • @jasonschmucker
      @jasonschmucker 2 роки тому +6

      *maturity

    • @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide
      @DarkSideOfTheBrightSide 2 роки тому +9

      @@jasonschmucker maternity works too; _”.. with about as much motherhood as one would expect“_
      They baby JP, and shield him from any criticism, like any overbearing mother would.

    • @FromMagic
      @FromMagic 2 роки тому +9

      Anto being a feminist is more cringe than Jordan trying to be pink floyd

    • @JamesTaylor117
      @JamesTaylor117 2 роки тому

      Do you mean maturity ?

    • @kukusenka
      @kukusenka 2 роки тому +4

      @@FromMagic feminists are now trying to get people vaccinated lol?

  • @lawrencescales9864
    @lawrencescales9864 2 роки тому +10

    Nostalgia Critic V Jordan Peterson for worst Pink Floyd Impression

  • @remi-D
    @remi-D 2 роки тому +28

    He just always sounds like Kermit

  • @ethanielclyne5810
    @ethanielclyne5810 2 роки тому +28

    Genuinely that wasn't that bad, the bad part was what it was

    • @martinsanchez4827
      @martinsanchez4827 2 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly, it's blatant rip off with vague and pseudo emotional lyrics, but the melody wasn't that bad but the guitar riff was redundant. The message behind it is what makes it shit, but apart from that it isn't as bad as fantano makes it out to be.

    • @JacobHayden911
      @JacobHayden911 2 роки тому +5

      He's only saying it's bad because he doesn't know shit about politics so he has to resort to jumping on agendas, and with the Jordan Peterson thing, because he considers himself "left" is the "lets hate on Peterson" bandwagon/agenda. If anything, Melon is posting cringe. Look, I'm not a big fan of Peterson myself, but Melon really needs to stay out of politics because he's trying to get more into it when he doesn't know shit about it. Just stick with music, Melon. I really don't think it sounded that bad either.

    • @nectarinedreams7208
      @nectarinedreams7208 2 роки тому +2

      @@JacobHayden911 Yeah. I loathe Peterson but Melon says the same two things over and over and over in this vid like he just read Peterson's wiki for the first time

    • @Hassanthehorse
      @Hassanthehorse 2 роки тому +1

      @@JacobHayden911 Or he's saying that it's bad because that's his genuine opinion.

  • @pantallazopatucaso
    @pantallazopatucaso 2 роки тому +15

    politics aside, the instrumentation is awful, and the guitars, God, I've never loathed sth that much

  • @superman1234567826
    @superman1234567826 2 роки тому +32

    Kind of bums me out tbh. Jordan’s book helped me out of a depressive rut and find meaning in my life. I know he’s struggled a lot but I do find it a bit annoying how he constantly tries to play the victim card all the time.

    • @user-sg7ro7pt6s
      @user-sg7ro7pt6s 2 роки тому +9

      Same. I’m grateful for what he did for me as an angsty teenager who needed to get my shit together, but I’m also reallyyy glad I grew outta him too lmfao

    • @Buudroid
      @Buudroid 2 роки тому +4

      I don’t see how he plays the victim. He is one in a sense because many people did go after him and his career at UoT. So give credit where credit is due. Otherwise I listen to his podcasts and read one of his books and the guy hasn’t blamed anyone for anything. Just examining and criticizing post-modernist and neo marxists theories about how and what our society should move towards. My family were born and grew up in the USSR and I know first hand the types of evils that will happen if switch to a more left form of government (Marxism and eventually communism)

    • @frost9681
      @frost9681 Рік тому

      This is why it's important to separate individual pieces of work from the creator. I strongly value the fact that 12 rules helped lots and lots of lost, young men. But JBP is still a fuck head

    • @thanosthemadtitan5518
      @thanosthemadtitan5518 Рік тому

      ​@@user-sg7ro7pt6sHow did he help you exactly?

  • @pueblobeefcorn2070
    @pueblobeefcorn2070 2 роки тому +10

    Roger Waters should sue him for this.

  • @litterboxstudios
    @litterboxstudios 2 роки тому +5

    No joke, the minute the Jordo song was about to play, it was interrupted by an ad set to Kermit singing. 2sday is truly blessed.

  • @LikeFourOrFiveOtherNames
    @LikeFourOrFiveOtherNames 2 роки тому +61

    And now here comes the weirdos in the comments defending the dude who eats nothing but red meat.

    • @JamesTaylor117
      @JamesTaylor117 2 роки тому +2

      This has nothing to do with his diet

    • @momkeyp
      @momkeyp 2 роки тому +3

      Bro fantano viewers and jp viewers are polar opposites you won't find em

    • @fr0nzp
      @fr0nzp 2 роки тому +1

      He sometimes also drinks Apple Cider.

  • @daftbanna7202
    @daftbanna7202 2 роки тому +6

    The wall for people who think 1984 is about political correctness

  • @melontunna5064
    @melontunna5064 2 роки тому +5

    ''It sounds like Nostalgia Critic's The Wall'' is the biggest roast yet

  • @VariantNode
    @VariantNode 2 роки тому +11

    feels like he's ripping off a lot of different things at once it's difficult to explain. And doing none of it well

    • @sadboipotato3382
      @sadboipotato3382 2 роки тому +1

      Im detecting a little bit of a Tool vibe here.

    • @VariantNode
      @VariantNode 2 роки тому

      @@sadboipotato3382 Yeah I was also getting a tiny bit of NIN just for one part where it got mellower

  • @scottowen3022
    @scottowen3022 2 роки тому +34

    I honestly think these are the funniest fantano vids. I'm crying laughing at this shit. Anyone complaining about this content should remember the amount of output he has every week, kinda a baseless criticism

  • @gwen6622
    @gwen6622 2 роки тому +5

    lmaooo i was just thinking it sounded like nostalgia critic's the wall and then you said that very same thing right after i thought it. we're in sync. i love that for us

  • @SleepyMatt-zzz
    @SleepyMatt-zzz 2 роки тому +2

    "Wake up" has become amoung many words/phrases that automatically set off red flags.

  • @GIBKEL
    @GIBKEL 2 роки тому +3

    A Syd Barrret intro/Pink Floyd 3rd rate-knock-off with a keytar solo that Spinal Tap may call for a co-write.

  • @HnTr_VDH
    @HnTr_VDH 2 роки тому +16

    My dad was yelling “wake up” at me once but I knew he was full of bs, just because I was driving with my eyes closed I knew we would get home safely, Thx Anthony

  • @ricochetsixtyten
    @ricochetsixtyten 2 роки тому +20

    The only ones I will listen to tell me to wake up is Arcade Fire and Rage Against the Machine.

    • @Yo_blob
      @Yo_blob 2 роки тому

      Yessss

    • @thesmiteguy7619
      @thesmiteguy7619 2 роки тому

      What about that "table" guy with the funny nasal voice?

  • @BP9000
    @BP9000 2 роки тому +30

    When it comes to the word "derivative" this song is the definition

    • @rainbow9832
      @rainbow9832 2 роки тому +1

      Clearly innovation was the goal

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому

      Definitely but he wrote it when he was in college your shit was also derivative at that point in your life too I’m willing to bet

    • @caiomesquita268
      @caiomesquita268 2 роки тому +13

      @@off6848 yeah but he didn't release it 40 years later tho 😐

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому

      @@caiomesquita268 he did but I’m sure he’s self aware that he’d write something more mature now which is why he wouldn’t play it on Rogan

    • @tboss8157
      @tboss8157 2 роки тому +1

      @@off6848 you’re funny bro

  • @bradwavemb
    @bradwavemb 2 роки тому +19

    Can't wait for all the cringe that JBP supporters will pour in this comment section!

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +1

      Just cringe leftist npcs so far

    • @yens1609
      @yens1609 2 роки тому +4

      @@off6848 I've seen you comment on everything, are you okay my friend?

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому

      @@yens1609 bored waiting for resumes to hit

    • @yens1609
      @yens1609 2 роки тому +2

      @@off6848 I feel you, job market's fucked nowadays and am in the same position lol
      Hope you find something that'll keep you busy and bring in some money

  • @KeikoSinclair
    @KeikoSinclair 2 роки тому +8

    I’m going to have this shitty song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks melon

  • @jordanspooner5156
    @jordanspooner5156 2 роки тому +33

    As a Canadian I’m extremely disappointed in where my country is heading, I keep hearing more and more people parroting Jordan Peterson takes.

    • @TallicaMan1986
      @TallicaMan1986 2 роки тому +3

      And as a Canadian. Jordan Oeterson is the problem? Canada has waaaay bigger issues than self help dude. For instance. That tard we call prime minister. Who the hell voted him in?

    • @tony6795
      @tony6795 2 роки тому +8

      @@TallicaMan1986 Do better with your reading comprehension. The IDEAS are the problem and more and more of you nutters are espousing them.

    • @andros1486
      @andros1486 2 роки тому +1

      The plague spreads everywhere, dude. I recently found Jordan Peterson stans in a German comment section under a news video regarding Putin's war. Needless to say their takes were shit

    • @KrimsonVagus
      @KrimsonVagus 2 роки тому

      Regrettably, it’s mostly his large US audience that made him so famous. And we have no idea where we’re headed in the USA either lol
      Sorry, y’all!

  • @thedogfromraditude5449
    @thedogfromraditude5449 2 роки тому +21

    In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and MBDTF is a light 6.

  • @bobwilkinsonguitar6142
    @bobwilkinsonguitar6142 2 роки тому +32

    The very moment I saw this I prayed you'd post something about it
    It's so fucking weird to try and put a conservative message to music, but it's somehow on brand for Peterson, who I've occasionally enjoyed lectures from lol
    Not executed well at all though lmao

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +2

      Wagner did it well sonically and theatrically
      Honestly there’s lots more too especially in old blues artists, beating up your wife, shooting her extra marital lovers etc..

    • @wyattgranger5870
      @wyattgranger5870 2 роки тому +2

      To use Wagner as an example is anyways weird to me, like that was almost two centuries ago, to say Wagner is conservative in the way that conservative is used in our current globalist landscape is a bit off the mark. Like yes, racism and nationalism check, but many of his themes and approach to operas at the time were far from conservative, and there have been many post modern (even socialist) interpretations of his work by people like Adorno. Really most of his 'conservative' views came through his writings and reputation. I don't think he really extolled conservative values as strongly in his music.

  • @J.5.M.
    @J.5.M. 2 роки тому +11

    It's Mr. "The Climate Doesn't Exist" himself 😂😂

  • @nilesdssad5658
    @nilesdssad5658 2 роки тому +48

    Excited for the Kermit voice to launch his anti LGBT cover of Rainbow Connection

  • @ellistemlak6154
    @ellistemlak6154 2 роки тому +6

    Fantano busting down on a chocolate bar before going in on this total nerd really gave me the energy to get thru the day 😂

  • @ts4gv
    @ts4gv 2 роки тому +6

    the comments section on JP’s upload is the worst part of all of this
    last time i checked the response was universally positive

    • @gaiusjuliuspleaser
      @gaiusjuliuspleaser 2 роки тому +3

      JP could shit in their mouths and they'd gobble it up like cake.

  • @b00psn00t
    @b00psn00t 2 роки тому +7

    The comment section on JBP’s original video made me lose faith in humanity and musical taste.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX 2 роки тому +3

      Conservatives just can't art.

  • @nickblinko5677
    @nickblinko5677 2 роки тому +28

    Jordan Peterson had to be put in a medically induced coma to deal with his benzo addictions. He's not the iron-willed giant he paints himself to be.

    • @vrilmaxxed
      @vrilmaxxed 2 роки тому

      Everybody is a hypocrite

  • @ChibiChihiro
    @ChibiChihiro 2 роки тому +2

    4:25 to get to the actual video

  • @wisemage0
    @wisemage0 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever someone tells me to "wake up" I assume that they're sleep deprived.

  • @user-xj3bz8wr6e
    @user-xj3bz8wr6e Рік тому +3

    "Only the protests aligning with my ideology should be allowed!"

  • @LexanderMiller
    @LexanderMiller 2 роки тому +8

    This song was about Trudeau? Listening without context it literally sounds like an anti-protest song? "You should be going home"? "What are you doing here"? TF?

    • @RapCity101
      @RapCity101 2 роки тому

      The song is obviously from the perspective of the government. Telling people what to do. I dont agree or disagree with the song that's just what the lyrics are in the perspective of. The tone in the voice and the instruments in the background paint the picture.

    • @LexanderMiller
      @LexanderMiller 2 роки тому +1

      @@RapCity101 your definition and my definition of “obvious” are vastly different. I had a hard time following this song with the words being placed in front of me.

    • @RapCity101
      @RapCity101 2 роки тому

      @@LexanderMiller I think the song is cringe but dont let your bias blind you. The lyrics itself shows an authoritative figure over the viewer with the repetition of "You". And the dark and demanding tone of the voice. This tells us what the producer(s) want to paint the authoritative figure. Who ever it is. In a bad light.

    • @LexanderMiller
      @LexanderMiller 2 роки тому

      @@RapCity101 rofl if you say so. I’m not gonna listen again to find out. Keep telling people about their biases while lying about what’s actually happening in Canada though, pal.

    • @RapCity101
      @RapCity101 2 роки тому +1

      @@LexanderMiller I havent said anything about Canada. I just explained to you how to use skills they teach in gcse english...

  • @flowerponyrecord
    @flowerponyrecord 2 роки тому +4

    This song could literally be about anything

  • @blarghblargh
    @blarghblargh 2 роки тому +6

    The "B" stands for "Bitchass"

    • @off6848
      @off6848 2 роки тому +2

      “Citchass” Keep it St. Laurent street!!